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Get your filming collocating aspect on watch

Yes sir. Mr. sensor right he gets pissed. No

You wanna make me old Man

The Erickson family are you

not that I know off.

Your professor, student.

A bit old, it's glandular.

I've been 18 for as long as I can remember.

already turned away a heap of students

who wild

I'm as tame as they come.

I was neutered by a professional.

nice paint job, kind of a Gumby green

Watch your head.

Mister. May he rest. Love this car.

He worked his whole life for the railroad.

Where Disneyland?

You Got your bedroom?

Big enough for one

A closet.

Are you a shower or bath man ?

It depends on who I'm with. I like to joke

nothing funny about hygiene. It can kill you

with lights do that once in a while. They got a mind of their own

kitchenette. And that's it

What's that?

A door. Used to be a store room.

Mr. Tuttle rents it now. Nice man. Quiet, man.

They're the ones who always ful you not me.

What's your first name Mss. Ericsson.

Don't have one for you.

I am your landlady not your girlfriend

those one has never have opened and Never will

the Mr. nailed them shut. Keep out the burglars.

Yeah, a lot of mom goes turn in the crime.

Well, it's complete. You don't need much.

I don't have much.

Best have first lesson security.

Left intuition I have first and last but for security.

Well, I think you can tell him a nice dependable guy.

I feel better if you'd signed me over your car.

So I need a total of a

total of

$900

Oh, all right. You can pay me the security later.

Anyway, we got rules.

No pets. No hanky and no panky. Oh,

that's okay. I practice safe packing.

It's not my doing you understand for Mr. He was real righteous about that.

Well, maybe this place isn't right for me. I wouldn't want to upset the mister.

I don't have time to listen to you wise, right?

If you want to be a comedian, why don't you go to Hollywood or Washington?

No, I'm sorry. This is good. I want it.

There's a lot of history in these train cars.

Well, do you like what you see let's go back to the house and sign your life away.

Would you mind rephrasing that?

Watch your head

oh gosh, kids another year already. Where does the time go?

Well, most of it goes right into the faces of your professors

who have to answer your most challenging questions like

tread sides, man I'm never gonna use in my life. Why I have to take it ?

Well, the answer is simple. It's your parents.

They want you to have everything they had.

They had to take trade. They hated it, and they want you to have that experience too.

But here in journalism 202 I want you to ask meaningful questions,

questions meant to get answers that affect the very lives of your fellow classmates.

Like is our government recycling nuclear waste and converting it to cafeteria food?

Why do people hate this sound?

Speak of the devil. Yes, sir. Can I help you?

If you just tell me where to sit? Listen, pal.

Why don't you go back to your boss, the Dean of Reno

whose idea of exciting reading is

I'm in the class. I'm not here to check it out.

You were McCree Jason.

Jason McCree. That's me. Oh,

I'm sorry. Your costume fooled me.

You see. Now a good reporter never never never never

assumed something based on appearances.

And he could be a drug dealer.

He could be a mass murderer.

Dan Quayle

just tell me where do you want me to sit?

Sure. Why don't you go pocket over there next to Kimmy.

Something tells me she likes older men.

Now how many of you budding journalists

volunteer to staff our very own publication of lofty ideals

and sweaty palms sacks?

The WC SC Centurion aka the Huda Herald.

Knowing that it is I who will be supervising this term.

That's good. McCree, Jason?

Have you forgotten how to play the old please the professor game

Well Jason that will be fun promise.

Jesus is ClassLoader trying to graduate in one term

sooner if I can. Without a degree people in the newspaper biz don't take you seriously anyone?

They don't take me seriously. How can I have any fun?

Care for a little suck down.

Not on your joints white.

But that is about your size?

Well, I'm sure you're find it with mine.

I'm not her father. I'm a narc. Now what is that you're smoking?

Tobacco, sir. It's cheaper when you roll

you know college student on a budget

nice to work. Thank you.

Sorry, I'm not dressed properly. My Shining Armor is in the cleaners.

What's your story McCree.

Typical, trying to improve myself.

Just got out of prison ex convict ex husband,

but I got time off for incredible behavior.

I mean, I meant by that I didn't mean

no no, I'm just making it worse than it is

what it boils down to is a classic case of penis envy.

Her's was bigger than mine.

Come on Geez.

Good night you beautiful

totally party

3 2 1 be having

look at this equipment kiddies take a real good look.

Because when I worked at the Chicago Sun Times

you'd find equipment like this in the bathroom.

Did you work for the Chicago Sun Times

when I was in college darling

Before newspapers sold out to big business

even then I could see the writing on the wall.

And no room on this step for a rebel like me.

But I learned the craft from real newspaperman.

I can tell you stories probably will.

And I probably will. Because I was out there.

Now I'm here where I can really make a difference with all you wannabes.

So back to the Grand Tour.

The native Indian would call this equipment maze.

I call it shit it's our shit

to cry with. To sigh with

to lie with into a lie with

this is what we crave.

You're the one who's really been out there. Why do you challenge him?

Because I want to know more about the business not the bullshit

board beat my bed was built for one of the Seven Dwarfs

sleazy Adobe that's the one everybody forgets

and you to miss the wet bar in the Jacuzzi.

Now how many of you have any management experience?

paper route

Herbalife sales

the gray has been he was a managing editor.

It was a small paper I was any good at it I wouldn't be here

obviously. But it's a plus for you

and minus for you.

Looks like you've just blown your contact for a story.

You are really something someone should take you aside and leave you there

you push too hard and too fast. The gifts

you will take it back to attitudes Eros high and trade it in on

something lady like Oh sir shining Knight of the square table.

You're so young. You're so old school you

Yeah, anytime, anyplace pal. even a funnier mother.

I can't believe I just said that.

Oh, that was good journalism. It was creative visual.

Very visual. Powerful enough to put my mother in a home for the terminally embarrassed

you confusing McCree.

I prefer enigmatic you know, sphinx like,

more like a unique

look. Kimmy

I've had enough intensity in a relationship to last a lifetime.

Even surely McLean's lifetime.

I'm not all that anxious to get back into the market.

Yeah, you better think about it. Mr. McCree before the market sold out.

So this is the hole you crawled into

where spiders go to die?

Well, if it isn't the world's most fashionable fish wife.

Do you realize what our divorce has done to my standing in the community

and have made it worse? Everyone knows and loves thinking it's my fault.

Joanne lost her man. I can't even walk down the street.

Going back to your old job.

Typical lower class joke.

Daddy gave you the world who asked him who said no I did as of now.

You didn't even have the decency to leave me for another woman.

You left for Doug

Come on now the Mr. wants this place nice and neat.

Screw him. I'm sure you would

die

oh I woke you I'm sorry

in a sick way so am I. Is this not a good time?

No No Come on as you wish sire

actually I'm flattered

I think

oh this is the way managing editors live

kinky

my darling drala here convinced me it was time to toast your return to the ranks of the great unwashed

so with no further to do to Lou Grant

Hey, you shouldn't have really

and to celebrate your new flophouse

nice wrapping Kimmy

see the paper plastic

the trains cry in the Lonely Night

filled with people who still have hopes and dreams

destination anywhere but here.

No better sound in the world.

Ken would you get this tape?

It was supposed to be just a freight train

it was

it was a freight train from hell

see, we've gotten have bothered my invisible neighbor

come on over and join the party

JASON or JASON

you wanted us to leave why didn't you just say so.

Hey, JC boy. What's this?

It's kind of a Bible I'm putting together it's

my idea of the way a newspaper should be run really?

Well if you ever want an expert opinion you know who to come to?

Thanks but I'll save it for the real world

you came in separate cars give me some credit. Jason

Well, thanks cam It was fun

and

and good night

jeez, I never have to work that hard

oh great it's the meet with hair

Jim I want to talk to you

I mean it in your dreams dwight

now

okay

and I'm not sure with you either pall OK pall

I call a tow truck for you but I know how it is

college student on a budget

this is Erickson Sorry about the noise last night?

I don't hear it I don't care. Never heard the mister and I liked it that way.

What about Mr. Tuttle?

He didn't say a word about it. There you go

so you are going

a couple more things. The phone companies should be coming by today

if you could let them in.

And I had a thought about getting some newer furniture for the living room

no the MR made me swear it always stayed the same.

I didn't say it was a good thought.

He likes choo choo trains

should I be jealous of her? She's a baby.

Yeah looking For a babysitter

should be flattered though Helen is a pretty famous joke around here

Triple Threat hockey, handball and herpes

Do you always think about sex. No,

not when I'm doing it, man it's pure animal instinct.

Speaking of animals have you seen Dwight today?

No he's probably afraid you'll beat him up and take his milk money

No no he is probably at home licking his wounds

or then again having somebody else would perform

oh the phone man

I had nothing to do with $100 installation charge okay,

no no that's all right. It's just this mess.

Reminds me a home I'm sorry man. I didn't see your truck

It's next door I had a job on there

I tell you what sign here okay

and maybe it was the win.

Have a good one. Okay

the Mr. Nail he shot to keep out the burgers

open up tunnel it !s your next door neighbor.

Come on tunnel. I want to talk to you about the windstorm in my damned apartment.

To your forehead first.

I've never been to Transylvania tunnel I swear.

Then it couldn't possibly hurt could it

okay, I also have a garlic watch band on Tuttle.

Again, pagan

Would you care for some gum

But Mrs. Erickson said the place has been vacant since the Mr. Tuck is dirt nap.

Leaves. Have respect.

corpses are people too.

They can get cranky

and redecorate

absolutely when the moon is full or the colors clash.

Give me a break. Vincent.

This car is haunted. How come the Ghost didn't come over here

to borrow a cup of ectoplasm

that's why

nothing frightening may pass.

You want frightening? Go shopping with my ex wife

on it aren't this

Oh

it just won't go away Willy

know Jays I don't regret being here for one second.

And why would I want to be stuck behind some computerterminal in a stuffy office

right and so he's about dead and drive by shootings of 40 uses of land

when I have this

all these fresh young minds

you got to point

do you mind if I ask you a personal question, yeah,

you finished with that skin.

First white man

playing marriage with Mrs. Thurman her four lovely daughters.

How do I know? I think no.

Hey, what makes you sure something untoward happened

and what makes you sure said happens then happened in the adjacent

I do

why didn't show up we'll be back

dazzle them with English

it's like a shiny object there tiny minds

you're not the only one that can tackle the real world Jason

What do you think of college?

Once real after another?

That's all I need two more guys with the IQs stringy cheese and wanna dance on my face

what's going on?

Awesome neo Nazi once we make a speech

they say no.

What do you say mister Managing Editor?

We should be out there with them. I mean,

who wants to hear from some jerk who's got a microwave that seats 12

Anyone who wants to free speech remember?

denied the freedom to say no and I'm not afraid to

not like some

it don't talk freedom with me little girl.

Were you at the Democratic Convention in Chicago?

Did you cross country protesting the war? Did you

I couldn't cross the country. I was 10

I couldn't cross the street but I knew people who did

Hey, come back here

goddamned

so there I am managing editor of this newspaper

trying to boss guys who knew what they were doing

and knew I didn't know what I was doing.

And I knew what to

so every time I got an idea for a story or something I mean a really good idea.

They just treated me like that haha son in law, you know?

Good for a joke but no respect.

See, that's the sound of my heart breaking

Oh Jason. Boy. You really had a rough alright.

Blue Collar high school kid marries rich girl gets first white collar.

Talk about child abuse.

I used to listen to that same speech from Joanne every night.

I don't know why I expected you to understand.

I understand perfectly. So you may have gotten burned.

But you also got treated at the finest hospital money can buy.

Excuse me very much for throwing it all away

just because I wanted to come here and do something right

What have you accomplished so far?

I met you

you are such a mind baster

yeah but I'm so good

so guys what else are you good at?

I don't know

I'm maybe never going crazy

headed for the padded cell no way

maybe the pizza with anchovies coming to haunt you

yeah

sorry this wasn't exactly fireworks for you

close call it like a third of July

she slept on the sofa bed Mrs. Erickson

She's my niece and his love slave.

I don't want to hear about it.

You know the rules. You know what you're doing?

If I don't hear about it, I don't do nothing about it

we having fun yet? No. Please tell me where having fun.

We're having fun. We'd be having a ride if we at least dance.

Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. He's home. Kim's cars here.

Would you stay for a few minutes and have a drink?

I don't want a drink. You didn't want any.

I don't want anything from you.

Well, maybe he'll have something you want

like a dildo or a die hard.

Joe

it's your favorite

I'm coming to read your mighty Bible

voice activated

Oh JC boy

Oh mister real world

nobody home

come into my powers

me see with that little punk is hiding from me

priorities before I pick his brain

pick a little mine

that's pretty good

there's nobody here to hear it

somebody talked

somebody's bare my soul

okay JC boy they hide your phone

someone has intimate knowledge

of religion, philosophy and the National Enquirer

I got you in my deal.

Now, last time we were discussing the works of Kierkegaard.

But first how many words do you know

that start with the letter?

yes

Wait a minute, isn't that

Vincent want to ride?

I tried to get in five miles

a day. A month.

I'm peculiar, but I'm not stupid.

Doesn't sound smart living in 100 car

is an ideal locale for my avocation white magic.

Perched on the door to perdition,

silent gaping mouth to the realm of unspeakable demons.

It's my dream to one day exercise the unholy spirits from our land

and the rent is cheap that too

so what do you do when you're not wiping the earth plane of these bladders mouth?

I write children's books

this is going to be a night to remember

I'm slipping out of my neglige

trembling thinking about what's going to happen

I am so ready for you

growing oh so big

personnel here's what I want to do.

I want to tie you up

not to tied

die don't you

don't talk

climb on top of you

Yes baby.

See now Sentinel

looks like the power's out again

to talk about this.

You're welcome to borrow some candles.

And right contact the party ghosts

no there are powers adrift on the astral plane that improperly unleashed

could do more damage to your very soul than Jimmy Swaggart.

One should never make light of the darkness.

Sorry. Come on.

Ghosts boogeyman things that go bump in the night.

I admit I've had some bad flashes in there but I've seen worse

like hospital food.

I could clear your apartment with smoke from cedar and sage.

Thanks Vincent. But I'm afraid the noise of the roaches

coughing would keep me up all night.

You want a beer or something? No, no.

I'll just scoot along

mount come out wherever you are.

Not Funny Jason Come on give you that freaked out now too. Are you

gonna let a little change in voltage scary you ?.

No, not really. It's just

you just make me a little nervous that

I make you nervous. That's a switch

Yeah, I know what you need what

something caffeine free

never had it never will

you may be right

let's give the honeymoon suite for midgets another try.

See if we can't celebrate the Fourth of July this time

and maybe even a few other holidays like

Christmas Thanksgiving?

Can I get you anything? Oh no Really?

I'll be fine now just be in my own apartment in my own bed.

Look, maybe I should stay. Really?

Look. I'm sorry about all this distance. Just

kidding. That was a bad dream. That's all.

A car seems to be filled with bad dreams. So crazy.

I know that you're home now. I'm sure you're gonna be fine.

Yeah.

Thanks, Jason for carrying . I ow you one

I take it out and trade.

Relax. You're gonna be fine.

You're the sanest person I know.

That's no help. You only know me and Vincent.

Well Mr. Sofa I hear you've been frightening the children

have a bad day at the office.

The wife Mrs loveseat been nagging?

Vincent, it's me. That's what you'd like me to believe.

Come on Vince. Open up

we've got to talk

darkness JASON. So much seems to happen in darkness.

It breeds fear. And once a spirit tastes it's much like

salty peanuts inside

jokes keep me sane

I was going to say much like potato chips.

You were going to make a joke. Why this is really getting weird.

We who practice these arts are not necessarily erect of humor.

Regardless, before I can exercise any spirits.

We must speak to Mrs. Erickson.

Find out more about the history of this rail car.

And her husband the infamous Mr.

Good luck I told you I don't know nothing. Relax,

Mrs. Erickson I know this sounds crazy. Nothing.

Come on

quaint

Look at this. Plenty of pictures of Mrs. Erickson but none of them Mr.

Impress we should leave. Perhaps she merely invented the Mr.

It's more like she erased him.

You love the rails? You know?

They were everything.

Then about 10 years ago there was this accident. Just outside of town.

Yes. I remember that. a freight train crashed into a passenger train

a veritable slaughterhouse and all because the engineer was three sheets to the wind.

It wasn't his fault.

They made him work with some kid who was too busy with a girl to watch the signals.

The kids snuck her on the train

Mr. Was the engineer

they took away everything

let's when he got

different

someone turfed him out to that damn rail car of his

sometimes he brought real young ones back there with it.

Probably only stayed so they can drink

in the morning, they be gone.

That's all I care to know.

You mean you never went out to the real car.

He wasn't interested in doing nothing with me.

And vice versa, that's for sure.

We had ourselves a deal. He could do whatever his Blackheart desired as long as he left me alone,

which is what I want you to do right now.

Mrs. Erickson show me the misters pictures.

I have burned them all

immediately

Where did he die?

Here

please tell me it was in this house

in the rail car

this is him

as you

I've seen him before Vincent lying on the sofa in there.

It's not unusual

spirits good or bad can leave psychic impressions into place after they've passed on.

Like a photograph. This was no photograph.

I've studied many cases like this one where a spirit refuses to pass into the light

and instead tries to continue his earthbound existence.

You mean he's hanging around so we can scare the shit out of anybody getting lucky no.

I mean perhaps the mister is living again

through you me

Well, I'm not you you hear me?

And if that's a goddamn plan that we're gonna fix it so that you're out of here

forever

but why could not have been invaded by the ghost to say to Hefner

you don't have a hot tub.

I'm gonna go check on Ken then I'll come back and give you a ride.

If I have time. I still can't believe this.

And I can't believe I'm believing it.

You're welcome my friend

What are you doing Dale Vincent has this theory

that goes to the mr. is coming back to life through me

to get revenge on the kids that did him wrong.

So he's going to smoke up the place with these potions or whatever.

fill the car with smoke. Give them Mr. Cancer.

Yeah, I know. It sounds bizarre, but right now Vincent's all I've got.

So if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, well,

I'm out of there anyway.

I better go.

Do you really think it will work?

I don't know. I've given up on boogey man and Santa Claus and love at first sight.

When I get out of school the first time.

The ex wife it's still Christmas.

Something like that. Well then still in grieve

I think it's time for you to believe in Santa Claus again.

You are feeling better.

Careful, Jason. You let a serious moment go by without cracking a joke.

You're right. Scary, isn't it?

Wait, I'm going with you

You know you didn't have to come back here.

Where you go I go.

But uh, we'll stay in the car.

Oh, shit. Joanne,

your ex wife. Maybe I will come in after.

I think I'll take my chances invoking the wrath of demons excuse me

Thank you. Thanks. Thank you.

Where's he going? Off to his bell tower

Hi.

Well, Jason, I must say this place is really you.

skip the sarcasm Joanne Why are you here?

We've got some divorce papers you forgot to sign remember?

Are we finally come to your senses?

Let's discuss this another time.

Not in front of Kim. Okay.

Who?

You remember me? The Invisible Woman?

Aren't you just a little too old to be playing with Barbie doll?

Yeah, bodies little too young for dinosaurs.

Just what I need Phillsbury bit you

Well, is that what this is? Well, we just can't have that now. Can we

Joan Please make yourself comfortable I'll just take a little walk

and you two can have a regular gap then

and talk about old times.

Really old times.

Thank you dear that's so considerate of you.

Where you could learn something from this one Jason

she obviously has a little sensitivity for others feelings

of course the law change when she reaches puberty

Kim

you know they broke the mold when they made you

and they must have had a damned good reason

come on it's gonna rain

come here well yeah, game set match little girl

once a pig always a pig

that's what I always liked about you Jason

she's history cam

Yeah, well until you remember to sign this pesky divorce papers she's a current of them.

She's going to be the ex Mrs. McRae now just stay out of it.

All right. Gladly. I can handle Joanne

you really are a joker aren't you

good what I mean is I don't need anything from you.

Don't do me any favors okay?

It's not a favor. It's a gift

we're gonna call it beans tub

you aware the avenging angel is on his work?

Sorry about the lights joan.

I know how you feel about dark

well make yourself at home

no clothes folded neatly on the bed. How on you

not move your butt? Joan. I'm not not in the mood Joan

Wow

you You die

come on

back leave them alone

anymore what is it I kill you

you damn you

you are right

I'm not afraid It's you and I

no fear I'm not afraid I'm not afraid I'm not afraid

you did it

we are brothers of the light bowl

the light feels the darkness

and my brother

myself my presence

you'll join me

good way to bring in rescue

Jason he's living to you

only you can release his soul or get in

love him as your brother as yourself

Yeah right

if you want them you're gonna have to go through me

and if you kill me you kill yourself

I couldn't be wrong on your knees

Jason

you cannot kill him do as I say

forgive him

Forgive him do as I say

Kim exactly.

Nice work for an amateur

nothing but bodies under that car.

Most of them covered in newspapers like this

wrapped up in the paper that printed this story.

Yeah, it was one sad old man. All right.

Sad if you see the bodies

do you think his wife had anything to do with this? No.

No chance.

You know the boys still haven't recovered his body from the wreckage.

I told you come on McCray You don't expect me to buy the ghost story bit

buy what you want.

He's gone now and that's all that matters to me?

You okay

Christ What a dream

Hi, do you wake?

God? I hope so.

Do you wanna go back to sleep?

No way. Okay. I circled all the possible apartments.

Hey, are you sure you're up for this?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

But we don't have others.

No, thanks. We'll just keep looking.

Really, I have three others.

That's okay. Thanks.