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Tina.
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- Yeah?
- You are not gonna believe
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what my brother Curtis did this time.
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He finally burned through
his lottery winnings?
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No, I'm still praying on that.
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But you know how I got my mother
her favorite long-stem roses
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- for her birthday?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, Curtis had to go and outdo me
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and got her entire yard landscaped.
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- Ooh, that's nice.
- Of course it's nice.
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He hired the Property
Brothers to do it.
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Well, maybe I married
the wrong brother.
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Yeah, right.
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His money gonna run out one
day, but my sexy is forever.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Tina.
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Come on in. What's up?
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Okay, so we need a favor.
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Look, I already told you, Dave,
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I'm not doing a Christmas
card photo with you.
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Seems like just the message our
world needs right now, but okay.
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We were wondering if you guys were free
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to watch Grover Friday night.
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Yeah, Gemma's school is having
their annual fund-raiser,
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and I want to watch her rock the mic
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and raise some dolla
dolla bills, y'all.
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It's my first big event as principal,
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and I need to give a speech and
I really need it to go well.
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Well, I told you, if you get nervous,
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just use my little trick.
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What's your little trick, Dave?
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When in doubt, quote Billy Joel lyrics.
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His music brings the world together.
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Well, why are you so nervous?
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The board of trustees will be there.
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Yeah, and they're just a
bunch of rich, stuck-up moms
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who are all jealous of how
pretty and smart Gemma is.
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That's not true.
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And you really need to
stop watching Mean Girls.
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Not gonna happen.
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Their queen is Lyndsey Worthington.
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And that's Lyndsey with two Ys,
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so you know she thinks she's better
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than all the other Lindseys.
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Well, if you need some extra support,
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Malcolm can watch Grover,
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and Calvin and I could
go to the fund-raiser.
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You will? Yeah.
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Yeah, Tina,
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we will?
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I don't want to spend my Friday night
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at some school fund-raiser.
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Oh, come on, baby, do it for Gemma.
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And don't forget, it's for the kids.
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Yeah, right, at some private school.
No, thanks.
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There's a prime rib dinner
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and an open bar with top-shelf liquor.
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Well, if it's for the kids, you know.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- Hey, you guys made it.
- Yes.
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Anything to support our Gemma.
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Aw, thank you so much. I
really appreciate it.
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Now, who wants a tour of the school?
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- I do!
- Tina does!
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Okay, Calvin, I know you were hesitant
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about coming tonight,
but the good news is,
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is there's a photographer
walking around
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and every table has props.
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You look like a
not-so-Super Mario Brother.
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Well, then you can be my Luigi.
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Dave, I mean, really, what...
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First the Christmas card and now this?
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Why-why are you so obsessed
with taking a picture with me?
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Well, because you're my friend,
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and I have pictures
with all my friends.
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But you could be
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the first one with a monocle.
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All right, Mr. Monopoly,
show me where the bar is,
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and do not pass "Go."
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Okay, G, what are we gonna do next?
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I'm gonna play on my iPad.
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Hey, come on, man. Hey, look,
when Marty and I were kids,
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all we had were each other
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and our imaginations.
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We used to play things like,
uh, cowboys and indians,
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cops and robbers, and we had a blast.
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Did we?
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'Cause all I remember is,
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you always got to be the good guy
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and I always ended up dead.
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Well, the point is, you remember it.
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How many memories do
you have on your iPad?
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Uh, about 64 gigs.
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Hey, I know, we shall build a fort
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and pretend we are knights
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defending it from ferocious dragons.
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What do you say, Marty?
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Counteth me in.
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How about you, Grover?
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but I think it's past my bedtime.
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What do you say, Calvin?
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You see anything here at
the silent auction table?
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Just a bunch of bougie
white folks crap.
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Opera tickets, a ski trip to Aspen,
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a hacky sack signed
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by Dave Matthews.
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Man, I wouldn't bid a dime
for any of this junk.
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Ooh, two tickets to Super Soul Sunday
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and a meet and greet with Oprah.
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Ooh, how much they want for that?
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Says the opening bid is 200 bucks.
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- I'm-a throw my hat in the ring.
- Ah-ah.
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Throw your hat somewhere else, Dave.
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My mama loves Oprah. I'm
getting this for her.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it'll make my brother Curtis
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feel like a jackass.
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Not so sweet.
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Why don't you go bid on
something more your speed,
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say... that full body wax.
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Nah, it's winter. Gemma likes me fuzzy.
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How much you gonna bid?
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Dave, it's important
to set the tone here.
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All right? You want to let
the other bidders know
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that you mean business.
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So, starting bid is $200...
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Calvin Butler,
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$200.01.
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- Gemma, can I make an observation?
- Yeah.
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I know you said this was
a progressive school,
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but I thought it'd be a
little more diverse.
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Like, right now I feel like I'm at
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the Country Music
Awards and I'm Hootie.
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Well, it's not like I don't
want it to be more diverse.
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I've been to all the local preschools
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talking about progressive education
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and how much better it is
for kids not to get grades.
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Mm, see, there's your problem.
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Black families need their
kids to get grades.
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But if you give grades, the
kids will feel judged.
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Yeah, but if you don't
give them grades,
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how do you know if they're stupid?
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Gemma, people of color are not
attracted to schools like this
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because we know our kids are
on an uneven playing field.
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I mean, we don't have the luxury
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of sending them somewhere
that doesn't emphasize
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traditional academics.
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Well, what am I gonna do?
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I promised the trustees I
would increase diversity.
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They want this school to look like
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the inside of Angelina Jolie's minivan.
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Well, right now it looks more like
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the Brady Bunch's station wagon.
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- Gemma!
- Lyndsey!
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Hi, I'm Lyndsey Worthington,
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head of the board of trustees
here at the Walcott Academy.
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Oh. Tina Butler. Nice to meet you.
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Gemma, why didn't you tell us
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you were bringing a
prospective parent tonight?
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Oh, actually, Tina...
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Surprised Gemma.
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You know, I didn't
think I could make it
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because I have my weekly
girls' night out,
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but Beyoncé canceled.
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You're friends with Beyoncé?
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You know this?
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That was all me.
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So, please, if you have any questions,
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don't hesitate to reach out.
We can't wait to meet...
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I'm sorry, what was
your son's name again?
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Chadwick.
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- Chadwick Butler III.
- Oh.
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Well, tell Chadwick we're so excited.
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Maybe now the drama department
can finally do Hamilton.
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- Hmm?
- What are you doing?
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What?! You said you wanted diversity.
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Me and Chadwick got your back.
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I appreciate that, but
they're gonna find out
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that you're not really
a prospective parent.
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Oh, girl, please.
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Little Chadwick can
get trapped in a well
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before the school year starts.
Nobody'll ever find out.
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Excuse me, but are you Tina?
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We've heard so much about
you and little Chadwick.
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Oh.
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Tina, these are two other members
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- of our board of trustees.
- Oh.
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- Pyper.
- Spelled with a "Y."
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Well, why wouldn't you?
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And this is Greer.
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Hi.
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We heard that you're
considering the school, and...
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And if you're looking for
a mother's perspective,
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we'd love to take you to lunch
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- some time.
- Mm.
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Do you play tennis?
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Are you kidding?
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Serena is my goddaughter.
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Oh.
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What the...?
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Who is Dr. Allen Bancroft, M.D.?
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- I don't know. Why?
- He bid $500.
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And he wrote the "D-R" and the "M.D."
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We get it, Allen, you're a doctor.
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Well, you gonna outbid him?
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Of course I am.
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I'm not gonna let some fancy
doctor think he can outbid me.
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$500.01.
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Look, I'm gonna hit the bar.
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Stay here and make sure no one
outbids me on this package.
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You got it.
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Ooh, listen, baby, baby, I
don't have time to explain.
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We're doing this for Gemma.
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We're rich, we're prospective parents,
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and I hang out with Beyoncé.
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So, this must be Chadwick II.
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Please. All my friends call me Wick.
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Oh.
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Well, at least Barack and Michelle do.
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So, ready to slay some dragons, milord?
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Okay.
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Where's the dragon?
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Marty's gonna be the dragon.
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What?! Why do I always got
to be the dragon, man?!
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It's like cops and
robbers all over again.
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So,
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since I'm Sir Grover, does
that mean I'm in charge?
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Indeed. This is your castle, milord.
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Cool.
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I'm gonna need it to be a lot bigger.
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Really? 'Cause I think it looks good...
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Sir Grover has spoken!
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I cannot believe
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you went to the royal wedding.
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You know, it was great until
the queen got a little handsy
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on the dance floor.
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Queen Elizabeth groped you?!
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- No, he's talking about Elton John.
- Ooh.
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Excuse me? Tina, could I
talk to you for a minute?
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Oh, sure. Wick, would
you mind staying here
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to entertain our new friends?
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- But of course, darling.
- Oh.
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Now, ladies, please,
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do any of you have a recommendation
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for a veterinarian who can
work on white tigers?
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- What's up?
- I'm freaking out.
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Why?
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Because I can't go up
on that stage and tell
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this entire school that I'm
gonna make it more diverse
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if I can't actually do it.
I feel like a fraud.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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They already think that
you got me and Chadwick.
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You look like you're killing it.
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But it's a lie.
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Yeah, a lie that's gotten me invited
256
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to three brunches, two happy
hours, and a SPA day.
257
00:11:04,075 --> 00:11:07,541
And for the record, I am
now Tina with a "Y." Ah!
258
00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:10,613
Gemma,
259
00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:12,449
we're gonna start serving
dinner in about ten minutes,
260
00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:14,605
so maybe now is a good
time to give your speech.
261
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,120
Oh, I... well, I don't know.
262
00:11:17,145 --> 00:11:18,547
I mean, everyone's having so much fun.
263
00:11:18,572 --> 00:11:20,104
Maybe I should just
send them an e-mail.
264
00:11:20,129 --> 00:11:22,860
No. We're all dying to hear your ideas.
265
00:11:22,885 --> 00:11:26,321
I mean, you've already been so
successful in your outreach.
266
00:11:26,774 --> 00:11:28,172
Get up there
267
00:11:28,197 --> 00:11:29,729
and tell us your secret.
268
00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,933
But then it wouldn't be a secret.
269
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- Gemma.
- All right, I'm going.
270
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
271
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I'm Gemma Johnson, the new principal,
272
00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,728
and I just wanted to take a
moment to share with you
273
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my vision for the future
of Walcott Academy.
274
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As believers in progressive education,
275
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you all know that one
of our primary values
276
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is diversity among our students.
277
00:11:55,191 --> 00:11:58,308
But we all know that we haven't
been able to make that happen.
278
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And I thought the solution
279
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,374
was gonna be reaching
out to the community,
280
00:12:02,399 --> 00:12:04,218
but clearly that hasn't worked.
281
00:12:04,243 --> 00:12:07,208
I mean, I have gone to every
school in the local community
282
00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:10,584
and we are still just as white
as the actual Hamilton.
283
00:12:13,727 --> 00:12:16,411
But-but not because we're bad people.
284
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,060
But because we tend to
only surround ourselves
285
00:12:19,085 --> 00:12:20,579
with people just like us.
286
00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:22,684
Like some snooty club.
287
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:25,612
Well, membership has its privileges.
288
00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:31,555
But that's not who you
feel like you are.
289
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:34,533
You feel like someone who has
the answer to our problems,
290
00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:36,489
but when you tell people your answer,
291
00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:39,086
you find out you might actually
be part of the problem.
292
00:12:39,111 --> 00:12:42,476
And then you don't know what to say.
293
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,919
I-I don't know what to say.
294
00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:56,121
Billy Joel.
295
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,099
You see...
296
00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:04,890
We didn't start the fire.
297
00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:11,892
It was always burning, since
the world's been turning.
298
00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:18,008
But I believe we can
change that, and...
299
00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:24,260
You may be right. I may be crazy.
300
00:13:24,285 --> 00:13:27,851
But I just may be the lunatic
you're looking for. Thank you.
301
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:36,662
Milord, lower your drawbridge
so I may enter your castle.
302
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,690
No, peasant!
303
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:45,485
I told you, you're dragon bait.
304
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:50,689
I believe I hear the flap
of wings in the east.
305
00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:57,779
Sir Grover, the dragon approaches.
306
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,654
Come help me slay it.
307
00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:03,522
You got this.
308
00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,845
But you have the sword, Milord.
309
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:08,345
Use your imagination.
310
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:29,040
Ha! Ha!
311
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,079
Ha...
312
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,988
Come on, man.
313
00:14:34,013 --> 00:14:36,517
I just blew fire all over you.
You're supposed to die.
314
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,816
Fine, I'll die.
315
00:14:40,252 --> 00:14:41,721
I'm dead.
316
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,318
Die, foul beast!
317
00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:49,628
Ow!
318
00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:50,842
Let me show you how it's done.
319
00:14:56,809 --> 00:15:00,980
I was only evil because
I was never loved.
320
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♪ Amazing ♪
321
00:15:09,297 --> 00:15:10,791
♪ Grace ♪
322
00:15:10,816 --> 00:15:16,845
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
323
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:21,960
♪ That saved a wretch... ♪
324
00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:23,617
Ow! Ow!
325
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:32,093
That was awesome!
326
00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:34,364
You see? I told you
this was gonna be fun.
327
00:15:34,675 --> 00:15:36,496
Yeah, but now it's really
past your bedtime,
328
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:37,824
so we got to clean up.
329
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,607
Yeah. Actually, I'm pretty tired
330
00:15:39,632 --> 00:15:42,318
from slaying dragons. Good night.
331
00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:44,362
Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa, hey.
332
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,818
So we got to clean this mess...
333
00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:47,247
- Silence, peasants!
- Wha...
334
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,038
You should've let him
play on that iPad.
335
00:15:55,683 --> 00:15:56,989
You know,
336
00:15:57,014 --> 00:16:00,427
I'm gonna have my yacht guy
give you a call, okay?
337
00:16:03,023 --> 00:16:04,808
What the hell, Dave?
338
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:06,360
Bancroft outbid me.
339
00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:07,942
I thought you were supposed
to be watching the sheet.
340
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,761
Ooh, I'm sorry.
341
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:13,612
I was watching Gemma
absolutely crush her speech.
342
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,152
Dave, forget about Gemma right now.
343
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:18,364
You need to focus on what's important.
344
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:21,853
And it's only a little bit of
time left to bid on this thing.
345
00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:23,752
And I need to win this
346
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:25,398
to let my brother Curtis know
347
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:28,287
which of us is the real
baller in the family,
348
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:29,707
you know?
349
00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:32,127
And to show my mother I love her.
350
00:16:32,152 --> 00:16:33,616
Yeah.
351
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,361
Okay. What do you want to do?
352
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,932
Well, first, I'm gonna
write down my final bid.
353
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,903
"Chadwick Butler..."
354
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,366
Don't ask.
355
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:47,419
"A whole lot of money and one cent."
356
00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:49,626
Look, and then we need to make sure
357
00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:51,496
that this Bancroft character
doesn't come over here
358
00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:52,744
and bid again.
359
00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:54,183
How you want to do that?
360
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,810
Look, I got an idea.
361
00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:57,783
Hey, thank you so much.
362
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:00,282
You're gonna eat this and
you're gonna pretend to choke.
363
00:17:00,672 --> 00:17:04,462
Then Dr. Bancroft will have to
come over here and save you.
364
00:17:04,729 --> 00:17:06,443
It's the law.
365
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:10,347
Calvin, I am not gonna
pretend to choke myself
366
00:17:10,372 --> 00:17:12,949
just so you can outdo your brother.
367
00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:14,669
You know, the two of you
could really benefit
368
00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:16,924
from one of my conflict
mediation sessions.
369
00:17:17,385 --> 00:17:18,717
This is crazy.
370
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,268
You know what's crazy, Dave?
371
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:22,871
Is me walking around here
pretending I'm rich.
372
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:26,799
I am sick of people with money
trying to make me seem small.
373
00:17:26,824 --> 00:17:30,007
I mean, Dr. Bancroft,
my brother Curtis.
374
00:17:30,032 --> 00:17:33,994
Look... I work as hard as anybody
else and I need this win, Dave.
375
00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:42,057
All right, Calvin. Choke me.
376
00:17:43,725 --> 00:17:45,350
Come on.
377
00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:48,341
Hey, this man is choking!
378
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,464
Is there a doctor in the house?
379
00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:52,383
I believe, legally, you
have to step forward.
380
00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:53,945
Dave.
381
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,669
Dave, you're putting
it on a little thick.
382
00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,452
Okay?
383
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:01,037
Are you choking... are
you choking for real?
384
00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:02,455
Come on, man.
385
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,167
Come on, Dave. Come on, buddy.
386
00:18:04,192 --> 00:18:05,958
Oh.
387
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,662
Oh, Dave.
388
00:18:12,144 --> 00:18:14,147
Is everything all right? I
heard someone was choking.
389
00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:15,729
Yeah, everything's fine. We're good.
390
00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:17,924
- Okay, get some air in there.
- Good.
391
00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:19,413
Oh.
392
00:18:19,747 --> 00:18:22,351
Just in the nick of time.
393
00:18:22,376 --> 00:18:23,986
Congratulations, Dr. Bancroft.
394
00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,740
Thank you.
395
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:33,940
Bancroft!
396
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,502
There you are.
397
00:18:41,527 --> 00:18:43,358
I've been looking all over for you.
398
00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:45,956
I've just been in here
raking the Zen garden.
399
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,543
It's supposed to help you
achieve tranquility.
400
00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:49,877
Is it working?
401
00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:51,818
Yes.
402
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,405
Aw.
403
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,661
Sweetie, it's okay.
404
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,141
I'm so embarrassed.
405
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,641
I don't know what I was thinking.
406
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,016
You don't have to be embarrassed.
407
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,598
That Billy Joel thing worked.
408
00:19:03,623 --> 00:19:06,347
Apparently, he does for y'all
what Stevie Wonder does for us.
409
00:19:09,056 --> 00:19:10,642
I'm not talking about my speech.
410
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,565
I'm talking about this school.
411
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:13,931
What do you mean?
412
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,534
I was so excited to
show you this place.
413
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:20,467
But now that I have, I realize
how silly it all must seem.
414
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,717
Yeah, most schools I've been to
keep their sandboxes outside.
415
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,907
Yeah, the janitors hate this room.
416
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:32,594
Look, Gemma, I don't
think you're silly.
417
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,489
I think you're an idealist.
418
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:35,612
And that's a good thing.
419
00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:37,402
The world needs more dreamers.
420
00:19:37,651 --> 00:19:39,435
But dreams aren't real life.
421
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,711
Not yet. But you can't make progress
422
00:19:41,736 --> 00:19:43,647
without having a dream first.
423
00:19:43,672 --> 00:19:46,093
I mean, look, Gemma, you've
been here all of a few months,
424
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,285
and you're just getting started.
425
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,974
Yeah, but now I'm not sure
that it's even possible.
426
00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:52,790
Gemma,
427
00:19:52,815 --> 00:19:55,013
progress doesn't happen overnight,
428
00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:56,702
but dreams do.
429
00:19:57,118 --> 00:19:59,835
Tina, that's amazing.
430
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,876
Thank you.
431
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,310
Did you just make that up?
432
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,655
Hell no. It's written
on the wall over there.
433
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,549
And now for the final
prize of the evening,
434
00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:20,872
the Oprah Super Soul Sunday package.
435
00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:22,483
And the winner is...
436
00:20:22,507 --> 00:20:24,056
Chadwick Butler!
437
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:27,949
What?
438
00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,500
How'd that happen?
439
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:31,844
I talked to Bancroft.
440
00:20:31,869 --> 00:20:33,633
Turns out he's having marital problems,
441
00:20:33,658 --> 00:20:35,989
so I offered him some
conflict mediation sessions
442
00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:38,476
if he withdrew his bid
on the Oprah package.
443
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:41,075
Dave, you did that for me?
444
00:20:41,502 --> 00:20:43,805
Well, I did it for us.
445
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,992
Us? What do you get out of it?
446
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:51,488
Say cheese.
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