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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,956 --> 00:00:08,939 This place is looking great. 2 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:10,663 Well, it should, with all the rent 3 00:00:10,674 --> 00:00:13,081 that I'm shelling out, and nothing's coming back in 4 00:00:13,092 --> 00:00:15,846 because we haven't opened yet. 5 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:18,578 One more month, I promise. 6 00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:21,257 One more month and your mother and I'll be living here. 7 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,699 You got two weeks. 8 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:23,978 Two weeks? 9 00:00:24,247 --> 00:00:25,749 No, you can't rush me. 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,124 I'm not rushing you. 11 00:00:27,135 --> 00:00:29,871 I just need you to be quicker, faster, now. 12 00:00:32,362 --> 00:00:34,426 You know, maybe I could give Marty 13 00:00:34,437 --> 00:00:36,672 one of my famous motivational speeches. 14 00:00:36,683 --> 00:00:39,711 Oh, please don't, and just because you got 30 views 15 00:00:39,722 --> 00:00:42,792 on YouTube doesn't make your speeches famous. 16 00:00:43,039 --> 00:00:44,073 Excuse me. 17 00:00:44,084 --> 00:00:46,153 Marty, look, when you 18 00:00:46,164 --> 00:00:48,504 worked at JPL, you guys built rockets. 19 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:50,684 When it was blast-off time, you blasted. 20 00:00:51,141 --> 00:00:53,409 We would scrub the launch if it was drizzling. 21 00:00:54,504 --> 00:00:56,706 Well, a little rain never hurt nobody. 22 00:00:56,717 --> 00:00:59,120 If I ran JPL, we would have blasted. 23 00:01:07,677 --> 00:01:09,491 Wow, babe. 24 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:11,821 Did you go to Amazon Prime and say, 25 00:01:12,035 --> 00:01:13,532 "Give me one of everything you got"? 26 00:01:13,543 --> 00:01:14,599 (CHUCKLES) 27 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:16,629 Well, it's all the stuff for the school musical. 28 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,346 And thank God for next-day delivery. 29 00:01:18,357 --> 00:01:19,571 We open on Friday. 30 00:01:19,582 --> 00:01:20,817 How do I look? 31 00:01:20,944 --> 00:01:24,625 Like a groovy undercover cop from 1972. 32 00:01:25,195 --> 00:01:26,696 Freeze, sucka. 33 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:30,713 Okay, enough. 34 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:34,557 So, all of this is for Shrek? 35 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:37,320 Baby, I told you weeks ago that we had to drop Shrek. 36 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,666 Don't you listen to me? 37 00:01:38,677 --> 00:01:40,023 Of course I listen to you. 38 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:43,771 A couple of weeks ago, you told me you had to drop Shrek. 39 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:45,976 Nice try. 40 00:01:46,249 --> 00:01:47,952 Shrek ended up being problematic 41 00:01:47,963 --> 00:01:49,397 for some of the parents. 42 00:01:49,408 --> 00:01:51,223 He's an ogre of size. 43 00:01:51,234 --> 00:01:53,536 Yeah, and the easiest thing to do 44 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,439 was to come up with my own original jukebox musical. 45 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,552 - Oh, you did? Well, that's awesome. - Yeah. 46 00:01:59,501 --> 00:02:02,132 Yeah, that's what you said when I told you two weeks ago. 47 00:02:02,744 --> 00:02:04,923 I did? Well, good for me. 48 00:02:07,264 --> 00:02:09,907 Oh, this is Grover's costume. 49 00:02:09,918 --> 00:02:11,430 This is so exciting. 50 00:02:11,441 --> 00:02:13,143 This is his biggest role ever. 51 00:02:13,154 --> 00:02:15,023 In his third grade play, he played the rock. 52 00:02:15,212 --> 00:02:16,380 - Oh. - CALVIN: Wait. 53 00:02:16,391 --> 00:02:18,660 Y'all did a play about Dwayne Johnson? 54 00:02:19,984 --> 00:02:21,020 Not The Rock. 55 00:02:21,031 --> 00:02:22,732 A rock. 56 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:25,634 He wasn't great. He moved a lot. 57 00:02:26,996 --> 00:02:28,197 Bye. 58 00:02:30,514 --> 00:02:31,929 You seem distracted, baby. 59 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,675 What's going on with you? 60 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,069 I don't know, babe. 61 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,448 I just hope I made the right decision 62 00:02:36,459 --> 00:02:38,928 - starting this new shop with Marty. - Mm. 63 00:02:38,976 --> 00:02:40,966 When I sold the Pit Stop, I could've gone out 64 00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:43,239 on top, like Jordan with the Bulls, 65 00:02:43,493 --> 00:02:45,390 but I had to come back. 66 00:02:45,401 --> 00:02:47,436 And now, if the Fusebox doesn't work, 67 00:02:47,477 --> 00:02:49,615 I'm gonna be like Jordan with the Wizards. 68 00:02:49,626 --> 00:02:51,728 Or even worse, Jordan playing baseball. 69 00:02:52,969 --> 00:02:54,938 Baby, please don't say that. 70 00:02:56,397 --> 00:02:58,144 Hey, Pop, quick, turn on the radio. 71 00:02:58,155 --> 00:02:59,790 Well, I can't, Malcolm, 72 00:02:59,801 --> 00:03:01,336 because it's 2023 73 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,315 and we're in a house. 74 00:03:05,330 --> 00:03:06,452 Well, anyway, 75 00:03:06,463 --> 00:03:08,545 we were just listening to D.L. Hughley's show, 76 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,289 and he says he's having a hard time 77 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,011 getting his electric car serviced. 78 00:03:12,022 --> 00:03:15,491 Yeah, plus he gave a code to get 50% off flowers. 79 00:03:16,411 --> 00:03:18,397 That is not the point, Trey. 80 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:21,445 Oh, I'm sorry. You want to pay full price for flowers? 81 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:24,838 - Anyway... - No, h-hold on, Trey. 82 00:03:24,849 --> 00:03:26,198 That gives me a good idea. 83 00:03:26,209 --> 00:03:29,219 We need to get D.L. to come into the Fusebox. 84 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,602 I can fix his car. 85 00:03:30,613 --> 00:03:32,903 - He could promote our shop. - There it is. 86 00:03:34,895 --> 00:03:36,435 That was my idea. 87 00:03:36,446 --> 00:03:38,915 I just heard you talking about flowers. 88 00:03:40,431 --> 00:03:42,609 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 89 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,020 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 90 00:03:53,569 --> 00:03:55,204 What the hell, Trey? 91 00:03:55,215 --> 00:03:56,763 I thought you said you had an in. 92 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:58,271 I said I could get you in. 93 00:03:58,282 --> 00:04:00,050 You're in. 94 00:04:01,607 --> 00:04:03,843 Trey, I thought you said you knew D.L. 95 00:04:03,854 --> 00:04:06,190 Now, how would I know one of the Kings of Comedy? 96 00:04:06,201 --> 00:04:07,693 I know one of the janitors. 97 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:09,405 Thanks, Howard. 98 00:04:09,526 --> 00:04:12,183 - Did you just bribe him with some jerky? - Dude, I got you in here... 99 00:04:12,194 --> 00:04:14,864 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 100 00:04:14,941 --> 00:04:16,409 Hey, hey, hey. 101 00:04:16,634 --> 00:04:19,387 Hey, I'm trying to do a radio show here. 102 00:04:19,398 --> 00:04:21,883 Hey, D.L. Uh, this is my guy Calvin Butler. 103 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:23,997 Calvin Butler, D.L. Hughley. 104 00:04:24,054 --> 00:04:25,144 Pleased to meet you. 105 00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:26,367 Who the hell are you? 106 00:04:30,548 --> 00:04:32,438 Hey, honey. Oh, hey. 107 00:04:32,737 --> 00:04:35,273 Lamar got today's Wordle in two tries. 108 00:04:35,446 --> 00:04:37,183 Game recognize game. 109 00:04:37,457 --> 00:04:40,113 So you're comparing Wordles with your dad every day now, huh? 110 00:04:40,124 --> 00:04:42,303 - Yeah. - Okay, that's nice, 111 00:04:42,314 --> 00:04:44,029 but we don't know much about the man. 112 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,609 I mean, we only just found out he was in prison. 113 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,779 That's why we decided we wouldn't move too fast. 114 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:49,798 Huh. 115 00:04:49,809 --> 00:04:51,911 Is, uh, is that where we landed on that? 116 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,779 What are you saying? 117 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:57,158 Okay, well, remember how I told you 118 00:04:57,169 --> 00:04:58,965 that when I was Grover's age, I starred 119 00:04:58,976 --> 00:05:00,978 in the middle school production of Stomp? 120 00:05:02,272 --> 00:05:05,338 You see, my mom was on a cruise 121 00:05:05,349 --> 00:05:08,218 with her special friend Steve, 122 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:10,376 and no one was there to see my... 123 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:12,860 and I'm quoting the school newspaper here... 124 00:05:12,871 --> 00:05:14,491 tour de force. 125 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:16,526 Oh, someone saw it. 126 00:05:16,537 --> 00:05:17,863 We've watched the tape a hundred times. 127 00:05:17,874 --> 00:05:19,943 It's the only reason we still have a VCR. 128 00:05:21,122 --> 00:05:22,162 Right. Well... 129 00:05:22,173 --> 00:05:24,186 my dad wasn't there to see my play, 130 00:05:24,197 --> 00:05:26,793 so I thought I'd give him a second chance, 131 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,844 and I invited him to come see Grover's. 132 00:05:28,855 --> 00:05:31,568 Dave, you invited an ex-convict to my school? 133 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:32,747 I'm the principal. 134 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:35,484 And you know how judgy the parents can be. 135 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:37,174 Remember when they found out that Coach Kersey 136 00:05:37,185 --> 00:05:39,420 used to be a Chippendales dancer? 137 00:05:40,676 --> 00:05:42,711 He was? Huh. 138 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:45,094 He really let himself go. 139 00:05:47,251 --> 00:05:49,854 So you and your son were listening to the show 140 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:51,366 - in the car yesterday? - Well... 141 00:05:51,377 --> 00:05:53,319 Well, actually, uh, D.L., 142 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:55,989 me and my boy were in the drive-through line at In-N-Out. 143 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,857 Yeah, you know how long those lines are. 144 00:05:57,868 --> 00:05:59,120 You never in and out. 145 00:05:59,131 --> 00:06:01,380 (LAUGHS) That's true, that's true. It's more like, uh... 146 00:06:01,391 --> 00:06:02,796 - In and Wait. - Right. 147 00:06:02,807 --> 00:06:05,109 Oh, you can use that if you want to. 148 00:06:05,391 --> 00:06:06,658 I do not want to. 149 00:06:06,877 --> 00:06:08,204 L-Listen. 150 00:06:08,215 --> 00:06:10,004 Uh, anyway... 151 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:12,772 we heard that you were having problems 152 00:06:12,783 --> 00:06:15,030 getting your EV serviced, 153 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,081 so I'm just here to tell you that I can fix it 154 00:06:18,114 --> 00:06:20,463 and... I'll do it for free. 155 00:06:21,046 --> 00:06:22,399 You said "free"? 156 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:24,549 "Free" is my favorite word. 157 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,262 What is, uh, what is the name of this company? 158 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,944 It is Fusebox EV Solutions. 159 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,102 Can I say the address? 160 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:32,252 - 142... - Do not say... no, you can't say it. 161 00:06:32,263 --> 00:06:34,249 Well, anyway, it's in Boyle Heights, 162 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,715 next to the weed dispensary and the foot spa. 163 00:06:36,726 --> 00:06:38,094 Come on through. 164 00:06:39,005 --> 00:06:40,033 D.L.: Let's do it. 165 00:06:40,044 --> 00:06:42,646 I'm going to bring my car down to the Fusebox. 166 00:06:42,657 --> 00:06:44,437 Let's say Friday afternoon. 167 00:06:44,448 --> 00:06:46,548 Um, uh, this Friday? 168 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:48,674 - Yeah. - Well, that-that-that's kind of soon. 169 00:06:48,685 --> 00:06:50,251 And, um, that's Mama's play. 170 00:06:50,262 --> 00:06:52,177 Oh, aw, man. 171 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:54,190 And it's Mama's play. 172 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:56,471 Well, I-I could do it 173 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,252 this Friday or next year. 174 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:01,705 This Friday. This Friday. 175 00:07:03,866 --> 00:07:05,140 Marty, Marty, Marty. 176 00:07:05,151 --> 00:07:07,020 Got fantastic news. Oh. 177 00:07:07,164 --> 00:07:10,136 I got D.L. Hughley to be our first customer. 178 00:07:10,303 --> 00:07:13,293 Well, oh, my God, Dad, that's amazing. That's just what we need. 179 00:07:13,304 --> 00:07:15,290 You know what, and it'll be our grand opening. 180 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,356 It's just, uh, one small wrinkle. 181 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:19,583 A little, tiny, tiny wrinkle, not even a wrinkle at all. 182 00:07:19,594 --> 00:07:21,830 - Yeah? - Uh... 183 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,710 He can only do it this Friday. 184 00:07:28,525 --> 00:07:29,866 This Friday? 185 00:07:30,306 --> 00:07:31,899 Look, Dad, I'm, I'm not ready. 186 00:07:31,943 --> 00:07:33,932 The processors won't recognize the motherboard, 187 00:07:33,943 --> 00:07:36,441 and I can't get the charge monitor to go into safety mode. 188 00:07:36,452 --> 00:07:39,521 Well, I mean, that all sounds very doable to me. 189 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:43,380 They don't sound doable to me, and I'm the doer. 190 00:07:44,588 --> 00:07:47,444 Look, Marty, look, you'll find a way. 191 00:07:47,455 --> 00:07:48,924 You have to, all right? 192 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,170 I'm a bull. I can't be a wizard. 193 00:07:52,975 --> 00:07:54,977 Dad, are you back on that Cuban coffee? 194 00:07:56,419 --> 00:07:58,856 I keep telling you, it's too strong for you. 195 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:01,504 Look, son, son, look... 196 00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:03,660 remember when you were making 197 00:08:03,671 --> 00:08:06,207 that drone for science fair and it wouldn't fly? 198 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,254 You didn't quit. 199 00:08:08,265 --> 00:08:10,968 You stayed up all night and figured it out. 200 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,038 - Yeah, I did, didn't I? - Yes, you did. You took the fan 201 00:08:14,049 --> 00:08:17,241 from our air conditioning and the engine out of my lawnmower. 202 00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:19,899 But the next morning, that drone was flying so high, 203 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:21,811 the FAA came to our house. 204 00:08:23,693 --> 00:08:25,262 Yeah, and you gave me up. 205 00:08:25,375 --> 00:08:26,665 You were 14. 206 00:08:26,676 --> 00:08:28,678 I didn't think they was gonna lock you up. 207 00:08:35,091 --> 00:08:36,324 Oh, hey, honey. 208 00:08:36,765 --> 00:08:38,936 Why are you carrying your purse in the house? 209 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,450 Am I? Hmm. 210 00:08:43,267 --> 00:08:46,381 It's 'cause Lamar is about to come over and you don't trust him. 211 00:08:46,821 --> 00:08:48,349 That is not true. 212 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,122 Okay, then what's in the purse? 213 00:08:50,649 --> 00:08:52,635 The usual. My nice watch, 214 00:08:52,646 --> 00:08:54,900 my grandmother's wedding ring, pearl necklace, some gum. 215 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:57,181 - You know, just-just purse stuff. - Mm-hmm. 216 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,538 (DOORBELL RINGS) 217 00:08:59,179 --> 00:09:00,484 You know, you're the one 218 00:09:00,495 --> 00:09:02,830 who told me to be open to my dad. 219 00:09:02,946 --> 00:09:05,151 He served his time. He's making an effort. 220 00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:07,797 Now you don't even trust him around the good gum? 221 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:12,209 - Hey. - Hello. 222 00:09:12,229 --> 00:09:14,464 Thank you so much for inviting me back. 223 00:09:14,475 --> 00:09:17,078 Where's my grandson? I brought him a present. 224 00:09:17,213 --> 00:09:18,976 Oh, Call of the Wild? 225 00:09:18,987 --> 00:09:20,276 He loves this book. 226 00:09:20,383 --> 00:09:22,385 Oh, this is Grover's. 227 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,764 Has his name right on it. 228 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,989 I got it from the little library out front. 229 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,095 I panicked. 230 00:09:29,106 --> 00:09:30,774 I really want this to go well. 231 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,872 Yeah, and you know what, it's going great. 232 00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:35,652 You know, why don't we all sit down? 233 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:40,124 It's not stealing. It says "Take a book." 234 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,817 (SIGHS) Grover's at a rehearsal. 235 00:09:44,828 --> 00:09:47,031 And speaking of school... 236 00:09:47,331 --> 00:09:49,888 do me a favor. The parents can be gossipy, 237 00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:53,034 so I'd rather you not discuss anywhere you might have, 238 00:09:53,045 --> 00:09:56,048 you know... done time. 239 00:09:57,955 --> 00:09:59,430 Totally get it. 240 00:10:04,073 --> 00:10:05,126 (CHUCKLES) 241 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,056 Is that an ankle monitor? 242 00:10:08,885 --> 00:10:10,181 Excuse me? 243 00:10:12,588 --> 00:10:13,679 The other leg. 244 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,848 Oh, that. Yes! 245 00:10:15,979 --> 00:10:18,461 That is an ankle monitor. 246 00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:23,008 But it's no big deal, really. 247 00:10:23,151 --> 00:10:26,670 Apparently, in Ventura County, if you sell one eagle, 248 00:10:26,681 --> 00:10:28,831 they label you an eagle dealer. 249 00:10:32,276 --> 00:10:33,342 Hey, Marty. 250 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:35,171 Hey. 251 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:37,351 All right, I've been up all night, 252 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,080 but I think I'm getting close. 253 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:40,355 Anything we can do to help? 254 00:10:40,366 --> 00:10:41,840 Yeah, you want me to check the oil? 255 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:43,753 There's no oil in this car. 256 00:10:43,872 --> 00:10:45,808 Well, that's your problem right there, bro. 257 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:48,905 All right, this is it. 258 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,984 The moment of truth. If I power up this car 259 00:10:50,995 --> 00:10:53,364 and the display lights up, we're golden. 260 00:10:53,656 --> 00:10:54,796 All right, well, let's do it then. 261 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:56,761 - Okay. - Let's go. He got this. 262 00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:58,041 - He got it. - All right. 263 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,419 (TONE CHIMES) 264 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:03,965 (LAUGHS) Hell yeah! 265 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,732 - Yeah, he did it. - Yes, I did it! 266 00:11:06,743 --> 00:11:08,467 - I did it! - MALCOLM: Yes. 267 00:11:08,478 --> 00:11:09,633 I am him. 268 00:11:09,717 --> 00:11:11,908 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Okay, hold on, hold on. 269 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:13,994 - Marty, is it supposed to spark like that? - Hold on! 270 00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:15,138 Oh! 271 00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:17,546 - (ALARM BLARING) - (SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 272 00:11:17,947 --> 00:11:20,150 No! No! No! No! No! 273 00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:22,465 What the hell happened in here? 274 00:11:22,476 --> 00:11:23,508 The car caught on fire! 275 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:25,588 Well, I can see that, but why? 276 00:11:25,929 --> 00:11:27,964 Because I wasn't ready, Dad. 277 00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:29,953 You're not listening to me. 278 00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:32,841 You keep saying "You got this, son," but I don't. 279 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,243 And he ain't put oil in the car. 280 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:42,118 TINA: It all comes down to this performance. 281 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:44,030 You've worked hard. 282 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,441 You've rehearsed. 283 00:11:45,921 --> 00:11:47,757 But it's all a big waste of time 284 00:11:47,768 --> 00:11:49,770 if you don't nail it tonight. 285 00:11:51,134 --> 00:11:52,667 You got big dreams. 286 00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:54,613 You want your parents to be proud. 287 00:11:54,624 --> 00:11:55,789 Well, you know what? 288 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,168 Pride costs! 289 00:11:58,290 --> 00:11:59,729 And right here... 290 00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:02,199 is where you start paying... 291 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,957 in sweat! 292 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,306 (EXHALES) All right, kids, well, let's have a great show. 293 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,810 All right, focus. 294 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:13,219 Make sure you focus. 295 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,134 - Bring it together. - Hey, where's Calvin sitting? 296 00:12:15,145 --> 00:12:16,694 I want to put Dave and Lamar with him. 297 00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,307 Oh, yeah. Calvin's not coming. 298 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,473 Oh, okay. 299 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,241 I mean, it's no big deal. 300 00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:24,098 You know, he's got this important work thing, 301 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:26,111 and I told him don't worry about coming. 302 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,716 It's just a little middle school musical, right? 303 00:12:29,137 --> 00:12:33,230 Yesterday you called it "a once in a lifetime extravaganza." 304 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,803 Okay, fine. 305 00:12:34,814 --> 00:12:37,117 I put my blood, sweat and tears into it. 306 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:40,051 You know, I even put our song into it 307 00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:42,373 as a surprise for Calvin, but, hey, 308 00:12:42,384 --> 00:12:44,653 billionaire D.L. Hughley has a problem with... 309 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,399 one of his 95,000 cars, 310 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,646 so no biggie, Calvin's not coming. 311 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,009 Grover, what are you doing? 312 00:12:53,309 --> 00:12:55,208 Well, I'm nervous I'm gonna forget my lines, 313 00:12:55,219 --> 00:12:57,075 so I'm writing them on my hand. 314 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,955 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 315 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,069 People will see them there. 316 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,802 Well, I already filled up my arm. 317 00:13:03,813 --> 00:13:05,315 Oh, my God. 318 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:07,719 I'm sure you won't forget, sweetie. 319 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:10,199 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because that... 320 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,046 would ruin my masterpiece. 321 00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:15,171 Focus, Tina, focus, Tina, focus. 322 00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:18,931 Hey, yo, Calvin, here I am. 323 00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:21,813 Now, a deal is a deal. It's time to work your free magic. 324 00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:24,294 - Hey, you know I will, all right. - Aha, yeah. 325 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,705 - Have a seat. Thank you, man. - Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. 326 00:13:26,716 --> 00:13:29,175 Uh, who is the other guy? 327 00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:32,268 Oh, uh... that's D.L.'s social media guy. 328 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,032 He's live streaming us to his millions of followers. 329 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:36,710 Oh, God. 330 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,151 (STAMMERS) Marty, Marty, 331 00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:41,898 come on, man. This is a good thing, right? 332 00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:43,478 We want this, all right? 333 00:13:43,602 --> 00:13:46,438 You-you can do this. Just, just focus on doing your thing. 334 00:13:46,449 --> 00:13:47,617 - Okay. - You got this. 335 00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:48,911 Yeah, you got this, Marty. 336 00:13:48,922 --> 00:13:50,329 - I got this. - Yeah. 337 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,596 - You got this. - I got this. 338 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:52,609 You got this! 339 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,052 - I got... - Done. 340 00:13:54,063 --> 00:13:55,532 - (EXCLAIMS) - (LAUGHS) 341 00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:58,121 Ooh, I hope he got this. 342 00:13:59,022 --> 00:14:01,095 Otherwise we're gonna lose all this. 343 00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:09,152 (GRUNTING) 344 00:14:09,163 --> 00:14:10,932 What? What's going on? 345 00:14:10,943 --> 00:14:12,451 It's almost showtime. 346 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:14,998 Gemma, Grover went into the supply closet 347 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,611 to change into his costume, 348 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,825 and somehow he got locked in, and nobody can find the keys. 349 00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:21,371 Grover, are you okay? 350 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:24,015 GROVER: Uh, I'm fine. I just can't get out. 351 00:14:24,026 --> 00:14:26,452 I'm sorry if I ruined your play, Miss Tina. 352 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:29,679 Don't worry, sweetie. You're not ruining my play. 353 00:14:29,898 --> 00:14:32,615 No one is ruining my play. 354 00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:38,544 I just wish I knew how to pick a lock. 355 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,175 Be right back. 356 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,997 Hey, quick question. 357 00:14:46,008 --> 00:14:49,044 No, I haven't spoken to anyone or stolen anything. 358 00:14:49,258 --> 00:14:51,283 (LAUGHS) No. 359 00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:52,849 Um... 360 00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:54,524 look, we have a little problem. 361 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,532 Grover got locked in a storeroom. 362 00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:58,980 Oh, my God. Does-does he have enough air? 363 00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:01,328 It's a closet, not a submarine. 364 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:03,941 I was just wondering if you... 365 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,439 or Dave or-or... 366 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,285 or anybody really knew how to pick a lock. 367 00:15:09,673 --> 00:15:13,089 Wow, you sell one eagle and suddenly you're a lock picker? 368 00:15:13,217 --> 00:15:14,418 It's offensive, honey. 369 00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:15,784 I'm sorry. 370 00:15:15,795 --> 00:15:17,897 It's okay. I can pick a lock. 371 00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,068 It's how I got the eagle. 372 00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:26,471 - Oh, oh! - Oh! 373 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,047 Okay, enough hugging. 374 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,500 I need my star. 375 00:15:29,706 --> 00:15:32,008 Can I talk to the kid for a sec? 376 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:34,110 Okay, but be quick, it's showtime. 377 00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:36,839 So... you're Grover. 378 00:15:37,577 --> 00:15:39,071 You're Lamar. 379 00:15:39,082 --> 00:15:40,517 I am. 380 00:15:40,528 --> 00:15:42,763 You don't want to do the play, do you? 381 00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:45,411 What do you know about me? 382 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,535 Nothing, but I know a lot about locks. 383 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:50,654 And you could have opened that door if you wanted to, but you didn't. 384 00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:51,845 (SIGHS) 385 00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:53,796 I get it. 386 00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:55,560 I used to run away from things 387 00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:57,340 because they frightened me. 388 00:15:57,351 --> 00:15:58,790 Take it from an expert. 389 00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,966 If you don't do the stuff that scares you, 390 00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:02,612 you will regret it. 391 00:16:03,748 --> 00:16:04,895 Guess you're probably right. 392 00:16:04,906 --> 00:16:06,475 Oh, I am, trust me. 393 00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:09,234 Thanks. Uh, what do I call you? 394 00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:10,681 Call him tomorrow. 395 00:16:10,692 --> 00:16:12,928 We have a show to do. Let's go. 396 00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:16,104 Lamar, that was really sweet. 397 00:16:16,115 --> 00:16:17,551 I'm really glad you came. 398 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,776 Me, too. 399 00:16:18,787 --> 00:16:20,056 Uh, hey, Dad? 400 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,558 Oh, that's me. 401 00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,147 Yes, son? 402 00:16:23,805 --> 00:16:25,526 Can I have my credit card back? 403 00:16:27,993 --> 00:16:29,749 Hey, hey, hey, look, Calvin, this is taking 404 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,477 way longer than you said it would. I-I got to go, bro. 405 00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:34,381 Rudy, cut the stream. No, no, no, look. 406 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,314 Rudy, don't cut the stream. 407 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:38,194 (CHUCKLES) 408 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,133 Yeah, I got one question for you, D.L. 409 00:16:41,144 --> 00:16:43,279 The Kings of Comedy, were they really 410 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,435 as great of guys as they all seem? 411 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:47,857 Three of us were great. 412 00:16:47,868 --> 00:16:49,336 One was high maintenance. 413 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,277 You know, I've heard that about Steve. 414 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,750 Look, look... 415 00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:55,258 I've got a plane to catch. 416 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:56,626 I'm gonna give you 30 seconds. 417 00:16:56,637 --> 00:16:58,941 (STAMMERS) Okay, Marty, 418 00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:00,403 this is it. 419 00:17:00,414 --> 00:17:01,993 And just like that drone, 420 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,539 it's time to take your shot. 421 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:04,750 All right, Dad. 422 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:06,236 Either this is gonna work... 423 00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:08,538 or it's gonna explode. 424 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,490 You know what, why don't we let Trey start the car? 425 00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,103 All right, but if I die, 426 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,549 I'm suing all y'all. 427 00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:23,520 (STAMMERS) You know what, I'm gonna do it. 428 00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:25,410 - No, Dad, come on. - Nah, I'm gonna do it. 429 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,657 Listen, everyone, gather round. 430 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,183 Once I start 431 00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:32,593 this beautiful luxury EV, 432 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:36,229 the Fusebox will officially be open for business. 433 00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:37,991 All right? 434 00:17:38,002 --> 00:17:39,671 All right, all right... 435 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,806 Okay. 436 00:17:41,817 --> 00:17:42,872 Ah. 437 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,916 Hurry up, Pop! 438 00:17:54,049 --> 00:17:56,651 - (TONE CHIMES) - (CHEERING, WHOOPING) 439 00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:00,871 Yes! It didn't explode. 440 00:18:01,618 --> 00:18:04,001 Didn't-didn't explode? It could have exploded? 441 00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,148 No, no, no, no. 442 00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:08,202 No, man. A little bit. 443 00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:11,743 All right, hey-hey-hey, you witnessed it. 444 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:13,936 The Fusebox gets it done. 445 00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:16,717 Hey, Southern California, if you got EV problems, 446 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:19,397 we are your EV solutions. Come on down. 447 00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:21,443 Hey, hey, Rudy, cut the stream. 448 00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:24,249 Hey, look, fellas, I, I got a show in Vegas tonight. 449 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:26,095 Want to jump on a private jet and come with me? 450 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,078 - Oh, hell yeah. - That sounds amazing. 451 00:18:28,089 --> 00:18:30,492 (STAMMERS) What kind of jet is it? 452 00:18:32,131 --> 00:18:34,379 Look, thanks for the offer, but, uh, 453 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,626 we have to go to my wife's show. 454 00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:37,968 Uh, "we"? 455 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,686 Boy, if y'all get on that plane, and your mama find out, 456 00:18:40,697 --> 00:18:42,666 that's gonna be y'all asses. 457 00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:45,221 Damn it! 458 00:18:47,197 --> 00:18:49,322 Let's do this, D.L. 459 00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,808 I still have no idea who the hell you are. 460 00:18:55,357 --> 00:18:58,027 Calvin, you made it just in time for the big finale. 461 00:18:58,038 --> 00:19:00,273 Of course, I like being married. 462 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,195 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 463 00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:09,214 ♪ You're all I need... ♪ 464 00:19:09,225 --> 00:19:10,860 Oh, th-that's our song. 465 00:19:10,871 --> 00:19:12,372 Hey, this is our song. 466 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:15,867 - Hi, baby. - ♪ ♪ 467 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:19,308 - ♪ You're all I need ♪ - ♪ Like sweet morning dew ♪ 468 00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:21,917 - ♪ I took one look at you ♪ - ♪ To get by ♪ 469 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,331 ♪ And it was plain to see ♪ 470 00:19:24,342 --> 00:19:26,010 ♪ You were my destiny ♪ 471 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:29,500 - ♪ You're all I need ♪ - ♪ With arms open wide ♪ 472 00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:32,237 - ♪ I threw away my pride ♪ - ♪ To get by ♪ 473 00:19:32,248 --> 00:19:34,183 ♪ I'll sacrifice for you ♪ 474 00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:37,059 ♪ Dedicate my life to you ♪ 475 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,138 ♪ I will go where you lead ♪ 476 00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,837 ♪ Always there in time of need... ♪ 477 00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:44,562 Wow. Check out my grandson's moves. 478 00:19:44,573 --> 00:19:46,995 We got that Johnson rhythm, huh, Dad? 479 00:19:50,404 --> 00:19:53,267 Happy to give you two credit for... that. 480 00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,540 (RAPID BEEPING) 481 00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:00,876 (CHUCKLES) That's, uh, that's just his pacemaker. 482 00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:02,882 No, you know what? 483 00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:04,661 It's his ankle monitor. 484 00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,474 That's right, Carol. 485 00:20:06,485 --> 00:20:08,220 Get over it. 486 00:20:10,886 --> 00:20:12,112 Yeah, Carol. 487 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:19,157 - ♪ 'Cause we, we got the right foundation ♪ - Everybody, join us! 488 00:20:19,168 --> 00:20:20,986 ♪ And with love ♪ 489 00:20:20,997 --> 00:20:24,588 ♪ And determination you're ♪ 490 00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:26,324 ♪ All, you're all ♪ 491 00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:29,189 ♪ I want to strive for and do a little more ♪ 492 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,913 ♪ You're all, all the joys ♪ 493 00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:34,432 ♪ Under the sun wrapped up into one ♪ 494 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:40,249 ♪ You're all, you're all I need ♪ 495 00:20:40,842 --> 00:20:45,281 ♪ You're all I need ♪ 496 00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:48,291 ♪ You're all I need ♪ 497 00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:55,905 ♪ To get by. ♪ 498 00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:04,395 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 35294

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