All language subtitles for Put.Your.Head.On.My.Shoulder.S01E14.WEBRip.x264-ION10-en

Sit down.

Step back.

Don't be angry.

It didn't hurt you on purpose.

I'll come to you if you're angry.

I'm not angry. Don't come near me.

I'm not angry.

Dingdang wants to eat dried fish.

I only have cat food.

No, he wants dried fish.

Okay, I'll buy some for you.

Dingdang wants to thank you.

He wants to give you a kiss.

What are you doing?

You're welcome.

Come on.

Come on.

I suggest you step back.

What if I don't?

What will you do? What?

I'll kiss you!

You did it before when you were drunk...

I was just kidding.

Don't take it seriously.

Did I kiss her?

I was drunk...

and fell asleep.

Until the next morning.

Which clothes do you want to get?
I'll help you.

I'll do it myself.

If only you could record it...

Have you zipped the bag shut?

Yes.

That's good.
I was worried you might forget.

You're worried that I might forget it?

Drink them. Now.

It's early in the morning.

Drink them.

I'm going to the lab later.

Shut up. Drink.

I can't drink anymore.

Can you recall it now?

Now?

I recall...

I remember it now.

That's good, then.

My goodness!

That's good, then.

Did we change the subject
to chemistry now?

I just wanted to make a simple antiseptic.

And you stir it with the pipette?

Oh, right.

Ms. Li Na did ask us to make a proposal

for the orange juice
advertisement that day.

Don't you think Ms. Li Na likes
ordering the interns around too much?

She asks us to do a proposal every time,

but she never submits it.

Hey.

Are you listening to me?

Jieer, well...

Forget it.

I hate people who stop halfway.

I just wanted to ask you

to submit the proposal with me.

Are you sick?

You always finish ahead of me.

I'll wait for you, then.

That's more like it.

Take the coffee and do your proposal.

Okay.

Focus on the internal structure

and jot down the data.

Gu Weiyi, how is my kitten?

Pretty good.

Did it miss me?

Stop chatting.

Don't waste your time on a kitten.

How could you raise a cat in the lab?

Ridiculous.

Zhou Lei,

you're always affected by the mess.

Look at your results.
You always get the lowest marks.

You should take care of the cat.

Why should I?

Because you won't allow me
to raise it in the lab.

Your wife is in charge of the dorms.

She doesn't allow it either.

So your family hurt our family.

Well...

Continue the experiment.

HOW TO TELL IF A GUY REALLY LIKES YOU

AILI WEDDING PHOTO PROPOSAL

Pass the proposals before noon break.

We'll meet at 3:00 p.m.
to discuss the proposals.

Momo, make arrangements
for the meeting room.

Okay.

Pass the ball!

Stop him! Defend!

Defend!

Good!

-Well done!
-Awesome!

-Awesome!
-Yes!

-One more!
-Have some water.

Fu Pei!

You guys go on.

Go on.

Who is that?

Did you see my three-point shot?

-Yes.
-Charming?

Yes. Extremely charming.

Let's have some food.

You've studied all day,
so let's have something nice.

Let me enjoy it for a while.

Studying is more tiring than playing.

We need to eat something.

Let's go.

-See you.
-There he goes.

Okay. Let's continue.

What do you want to eat?

I was just notified by the university.

There will be an equipment check
in the labs at 4:00 p.m.

So, we need to finish all the jobs
before 3:00 p.m. today.

That's great, I have to do something
in the afternoon.

I don't have to ask for leave now.

Gu Weiyi,

I made an appointment with the clinic.

We can bring the kitten
for vaccination this afternoon.

I have no time for it.

You always have no time.

You're raising it.
You should be responsible.

I have an exam this afternoon.

I already applied for leave.

Yes, Xiao Gu applied yesterday.

Senior Xie,

can you bring the kitten for vaccination?

I also applied for leave
to do some corrections on my thesis.

I thought undergraduates
weren't that busy.

I'm a postgraduate.

Don't look at me. I'm a professor.

The professor is the freest among us.

Professor Jiang.

I'm full. Enjoy your meal.

I have looked into all the proposals.

All of them suck!

Only Li Na's proposal is acceptable.

But...

you're the creative director.

I hope you share the ideas and
give your members more instructions.

All right, brief us about it.

Okay.

We focus on the health aspect.

We'll set Lin Zhicun to be
a software programmer

who has sub-health problems.

Moreover, he's a "budget husband,"

the most popular kind of man nowadays.

He measures everything with perfect form.

LIKE? FORM

Focus on your experiment

Otherwise,

I'll put the cat outside.

I'll do my experiment seriously.

Xiao Gu, try another connector.

LIKE? FORM

GU WEIYI'S SCORING SHEET
(TOTAL 100 POINTS)

TOUCHING, PLUS 10 POINTS

IDIOCY, MINUS 10 POINTS

That's good, then.

"The feeble-minded"?

THE LOWEST ENERGY SPECTRUM

What are you dreaming about?

Professor.

I have something to discuss with you.

Okay.

Say it.

I want to join you.

Come on.

It's about relationships.

Okay, say it.

We're listening.

When I was drunk and barely conscious,

I kissed Situ Mo.

But I forgot about it.

I wanted to kiss her after I recalled it,

but she pushed me away.

Does that mean she hates me?

But then you said
she was jealous because of me.

So she should be into me.

She most likely hates you.

You're trying to harass her.

Nonsense.

She could've filed a police report.

But she didn't.

I'll go home and ask her.

If I were her,

I would lock the door
and not listen to you.

Xiao Gu, take it easy.

Think about it.

This isn't the first time that
we're attempting to conquer Situ Mo.

We couldn't do it before

because our ways
weren't scientific enough.

So, we need to find a better way

from a scientific perspective

and conquer her.

Let's think about it.

Scientific ways.

I got it.

Let me ask you. What is science?

It's about constantly raising hypotheses
to infer and prove the truth.

So, we must infer and prove the truth

based on the three hypotheses we have now.

So Professor Jiang,

what are those three hypotheses?

Think about it.

Like,

hate

and what's in between.

Gu Weiyi analyzed it thoroughly.

First, of course, is "like."

All right? The inference is so simple.

No matter what Gu Weiyi does,
it has only one outcome.

Success.

What about the second?

The second is "hate."

This is the most likely situation,

which I can tell from the way
Situ Mo pushed Gu Weiyi away.

If you want to prove it,
there's a drawback.

Like what Zhou Lei said,

Situ Mo might hide from you,

which will result in the two of you
being unable to communicate.

In short,

Gu Weiyi needs to find a place

where Situ Mo can't run away
so he can confess to her.

Furthermore, that place

must be romantic in nature.

Where is that?

I'll leave that to you.

I have no idea.

It's about time.

Quickly fill out the forms
and leave the lab.

The staff will come here for the check.

Professor Jiang,

don't forget to bring the kitten
with you for vaccination.

Why are you here?

To take you somewhere.

Where?

Come with me and you'll see.

Can you hold these?

Hello, Ms. Li Na.

GU WEIYI SCORE SHEET

Okay.

I got it.

Okay.

Where are you taking me?

Out to eat.

I've eaten during my tea break
and I'm still full.

Eat some more then.

I don't want to.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

You'll know soon enough.

You're really not hungry?

Let's have some food.

I'm not hungry.

Meow!

Meow.

How are you?

What are you doing?

-I'm carrying the cat.
-Aren't you allergic to cats?

I can overcome it.

Overcome it, you say?

Let's go.

Bye!

TRIES HARD, +10

Professor Jiang.

In the electronic correlation
of the topology of a flat belt,

the interaction of both fermion and boson,

and numerical studies of
quantum lattice systems,

an Abel-type quantum Hall effect was found

as well as a non-Abelian quantum Hall.

What?

The kitten is scratching me!

Bye.

That's right.

Exactly.

Okay.

Are you busy?

No.

We can just go there next time.

But we're almost there.

Let's go.

Gosh, honey.

It's pork liver again.

It's pork liver every day.

Meow.

Meow.

This is good for you.

Eat some meat after your vaccination.

Hurry up!

Eat the meat so that
you'll become a big boy.

Eat the meat.

Don't eat my eggs.

Be good. Don't eat the eggs.

Eat the liver. It's good for you.

Come on.

Eat more.

Eat some meat after your vaccination.

Where on earth are you taking me?

We're here.

The amusement park?

We're having fun here?

I'll meet you at the entrance!

Find a place

where Situ Mo can't run away
so he can confess to her.

You only want to ride this?

I want to ride the roller coaster.

It's too noisy.

Why did you come here then?

I just want you to relax.

To me, the best way to relax
is lying on the bed after work.

I have something to tell you.

What's that?

This morning...

Tell me. What's wrong?

I wanted to tell you...

What do you want to tell me?

Hit him!

Say what?

Say it!

Gu Weiyi,

what did you want to say?

One more time.

No way!

Situ Mo.

What do you want to say? Say it now.

I wanted to tell you

this morning...

PROFESSOR JIANG

Professor Jiang.

Gu Weiyi,

the kitten suddenly stopped moving
after the vaccination.

I can't get in touch with Zhou Lei.

I'll be right there.

I need to rush to the veterinarian.

Why?

Professor,

what are you doing?

I used to smoke.

Then I quit, but I can't kick the habit.

I want to smoke when I'm anxious.

Doctor! How is our kitten?

It's okay. It has a fever
and it just feels sleepy.

Some cats have these symptoms
after they get vaccinated.

It's no big deal.

Sweetie.

Get some rest, okay?

Be gentle, let it rest.

We have to bring it home.

No.

You guys go home first.

I'll bring it home when it wakes up.

It was staying at our house all this time.

From now on, I'll bring it home.

I'll take care of it.

But...

It's all right.

Professor, this is our kitten.

I...

You can have it,

but I want to hug it one last time.

Be gentle, then.

Be gentle, it just got vaccinated.

Easy.

Give it to me.

Don't be afraid, honey.

Don't be afraid.

Low power. Powering off.

Low power. Powering off.

Why didn't you help Circle?

It needs to grow on its own.

Charging.

Are you going to take a bath?

I want to clean the toilet.

I'll go first, then.

It's done.

You can take a bath now.

THE BEST LIUZHOU RIVER SNAILS RICE NOODLES

You haven't had dinner yet.

You want to eat
Liuzhou River Snails Rice Noodles?

You're awake.

What's that smell?

Liuzhou River Snails Rice Noodles?

Yes.

Wait there.

Why are you suddenly cooking
Liuzhou River Snails Rice Noodles?

You didn't have dinner last night.

No one will eat this
so early in the morning.

I'll get some porridge, then.

No need.

Go on, I'll eat it.

I'll wait there.

It will be ready soon.

Only one? Don't you want to eat?

I've eaten out.

Taste it.

I'll finish it, then.

Gu Weiyi.

I feel awkward
when you look at me like that.

I'm waiting to wash the bowls.

Gu Weiyi.

If you don't like the smell,
you can go back to your room.

I'll clean up when I finish.

It's okay.

It's just Liuzhou River Snails
Rice Noodles.

Okay.

Gu Weiyi.

-I...
-Do you like me?

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

So you didn't get to confess
on the bumper car, did you?

No.

I knew it.

Hey, why did you have to confess
on a bumper car?

The amusement park is a romantic place,
and she can't run from the bumper car.

She had to hear me out.

Don't you know that

there's another place in the park
called a Ferris wheel?

You can have the same effect there.

Well, it's not important now,

because I found a score sheet about me.

I got a negative ten.

So, I think...

My goodness!

I thought zero was the lowest,
and you got a negative ten?

What should I do now?

What else?

Get more points
before the next confession.

You're a whiz kid.

Haven't you heard of the phrase,
"Fight no war unprepared"?

But negative ten

is extremely low, don't you think?

-Bye.
-What?