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Come in.

-Professor, were you looking for me? -Xiao Gu.

Have a seat.

Taste my new tea.

Thanks.

Well...

Was the book useful?

I tried the most logical and illogical chapters.

It hasn't been effective so far.

Impossible.

Professor Jiang, I know that you've been giving him tips.

I was wondering what made Gu Weiyi so excellent

in experiments and calculations.

He beats me in everything.

Zhou Lei, you've got it wrong.

Professor Jiang, I caught you red-handed.

There's no excuse.

Listen to me.

Listen.

Come sit down and listen to me.

Okay.

-Have a seat. -Say it.

Say it.

Actually,

I gave him a book

about pursuing a girl.

I didn't tell you

as I didn't want you to think too much.

Professor Jiang.

You should've told me

that you guys were merely chatting here.

That would be more believable.

Show it to him.

Show him the book.

I didn't bring it.

See?

This is a typical storyline.

How can I

convince you then?

Well...

Give me the same book.

This is impossible.

The book is no longer being published.

That's why I secretly gave it to him.

He desperately needs it.

Wait.

I recalled something.

My wife has a copy with her.

It's in the same series.

I'll ask her to bring it here.

Really?

Really.

It's exactly the same.

HOW TO PURSUE A HANDSOME GUY

How crappy.

You made me come all the way for a book.

Stop standing and have a seat.

Sit down.

Xiao Gu, you're mature enough

and shouldn't be so lovesick.

You're asking for lousy ideas from the professor, aren't you?

What lousy ideas?

I even passed him

a book from my collection.

You guys are only good at scientific research

but don't know anything

about dating.

Why?

How did I marry you then?

That's right, I used to have a girlfriend too.

What's wrong?

It's true.

We used to do homework together every day.

I helped her complete all her work.

All right.

Even if you had a girlfriend before,

let me ask you.

What should you do

when you see a girl you like?

-I know. -Say it.

Go after her.

Smart!

How?

That's the question.

Know yourself as well as the enemy, and you'll win every war.

First, you must understand the girl,

and what's in her mind.

Only then can you cater to her pleasure.

Dear scientists, think about it.

How should you let her know

about your feelings?

Confess.

What a smart boy!

You're quite talented.

How do you confess?

Say,

"I love you."

The youth of today

are in a rush.

Do you know how Professor Jiang

confessed to me?

Stick to them.

Don't mention us.

Professor Jiang

used to write me a love poem every day.

Wind of Autumn.

Blooming of flowers.

As if we meet each other again.

When I read it,

my heart melted.

It was a long time ago, don't mention it.

I think the girls of today

won't like that.

You know nothing.

Are you married?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Are you a girl?

So I'm the expert.

I got it.

All right, I have to go now.

Well...

Digest the points

that I have taught you.

Next time,

I'll give you another lesson.

Xiao Zhou.

Keep the book.

Otherwise, you will always blame Professor Jiang

for playing favorites.

Mrs. Jiang.

I don't need it.

Please take it back.

Take it.

-I... -Take it.

Just keep it.

HOW TO WRITE A LOVE POEM

YOU ARE LIKE SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT

HOW TO DRAW A CAT

Very good.

It is sincere and straightforward.

Take a look.

I would hate to admit it,

but I have to say

your literature level is above me.

And you even drew a picture here.

I think girls will like it very much.

Gu Weiyi.

Are you ready?

Sure.

Good luck with your confession.

Dude.

Go for it!

Notice of power cut.

Thanks for your understanding.

I don't understand.

I hate climbing stairs when I'm on my period.

There's still no power supply.

It's so damn cold.

Hello.

Hello.

Can you buy me

a pack of warming patches when you're back?

There's a power cut in the house. I'm so cold.

I'm downstairs.

Come down now.

Although it's colder in the house,

I don't want to go out.

It's snowing.

It's snowing?

It's snowing!

Situ Mo.

For you.

Why are you giving this to me?

Why are you giving me your notes?

Don't you get it?

Are you boasting

that your lesson is complicated?

No, think about it.

Schrödinger Equation is a law

about the motion of microparticles.

Microparticles? I don't understand.

It's so cold.

We should have some roasted chestnuts.

I'm craving it.

Let's go buy some.

Let's go.

Sir, how much longer will it take?

It will be ready in three minutes.

I have never expected

to see snow again in South City in my lifetime.

I saw it for the first time

when I was in kindergarten.

What a pity,

it melts when it falls onto the ground.

I wish to make a snowman.

Gu Weiyi, you're from the North.

Have you made a snowman before?

Yes.

I have never seen a real snowman.

If only I had a chance

to see a snowman in real life.

Sir, it seems like you make a lot of money during the snowy days.

Yes.

My hot chestnuts are made for such cold weather.

All right, I'll pack for you.

Don't put too much, I can't finish it.

Sure you can.

You are wearing too little.

Take more and hold it in your hands to make you warm.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

It's okay, I'm not cold.

It's 20 yuan.

-Take it. -Here.

Okay.

Thank you.

Take it.

Wait a moment.

Thank you.

It's so cold.

It's damn cold.

What is that?

When did you buy these?

You're so smart.

I saw the notice

on my way out this morning.

I forgot to tell you.

A warming patch with Doraemon.

I have never seen this.

I don't know.

I simply bought it.

Do you like Doraemon too?

I saw you draw one on your note.

Light up the candles.

Have you successfully confessed?

No.

Why?

Why?

She doesn't get it.

PROFESSOR JIANG

Gu Weiyi, how come she doesn't get it?

It's so simple.

That's right.

Schrödinger Equation is about the particles.

Particles stand for the structure of everything.

You are telling her that

she is the structure of your everything.

And you said when multiplying it by time,

it will be a complete wave function.

It means

she makes

your life more complete.

It's so simple and romantic.

How can she not get it? Did she purposely pretend not to get it?

Why are you two together?

We're doing an experiment.

I'm not like you.

Xiao Gu.

What field is she studying?

Xiao Gu.

What field is she studying?

Accounting.

How about you write it using math?

Well...

She will understand then.

Situ Mo.

Have you learned Advanced Math?

Yes.

What is this?

Solve it.

Did I annoy you today?

What's wrong?

Why do you keep insulting my IQ?

Don't trouble me with science again.

Did she solve it?

I never expected you to be so romantic.

I would say yes if I were a girl.

She didn't solve it but got mad.

I think she doesn't like you.

You'd better forget about it.

Don't listen to Zhou Lei.

I guess this is indirect for her.

Learn it from me.

Match her level.

Use the poem I wrote for my wife

Wind of Autumn. Blooming of flowers.

As if we meet each other again.

Straight to the point.

Situ Mo.

What?

Wind of Autumn. Blooming of flowers.

As if we meet each other again.

-How's that? -What?

Wind of Autumn. Blooming of flowers.

As if we meet each other again.

I've only heard of this.

Wind of Autumn.

Yummy crabs.

It is nicer when you add chilies.

Forget it. I'm going to bed.

I'm the one who should be angry.

Rascal!

I think she doesn't like you.

You'd better forget about it.

Gu Weiyi.

How was it?

You didn't reply to our message. Did you make it?

How was it?

Wait.

Did you use the direct way

like I told you?

Yes, I did.

Wind of Autumn.

She said, yummy crabs.

Yummy crabs?

Impossible.

Was she playing dumb?

Professor Jiang.

The girl doesn't like him.

Impossible.

Professor.

Here you are.

Are you feeling better?

I'm all right.

That's good.

You're not fully recovered.

You'd better stay away from me, I don't want to be infected.

I don't want to be near you.

It's too bad.

You shouldn't come as you're sick.

Do you want everybody to get infected?

You never care about other people.

Don't worry.

Human flu

can't infect you.

Xie Yuyin.

Why are you fighting

so early in the morning?

Do your work.

What's wrong with you?

You are responsible for checking the mailbox this week.

I have checked it out

and forwarded it to Ms. Shasha.

It's not like I can make her read it.

Why didn't you send a copy to Ms. Li Na?

I thought Ms. Shasha would read it.

Forget it, we've already taken the blame. There's no point in arguing anymore.

I'll check the mailbox from today on.

Come on. I'll be more careful in the future.

I'm hungry. Let's eat something.

I haven't done it.

I knew it.

Let's go for a meal first.

All right.

I want to go for a hot pot.

We don't have time.

Where did you learn the unfriendly tone?

From my roommate.

Which roommate?

It's almost lunch time now.

Take a break,

-let's continue after lunch. -Yes, sir.

Which canteen? First or second?

Second, they are selling clay pot rice there.

I like it the most.

Gu Weiyi?

I'll pass, enjoy yourselves.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

Do you have a fever?

It's so hot.

He's burning.

He's burning!

Oh, my god!

Let's go to the hospital.

I'm okay.

No, you must go to the hospital.

I'll go ahead.

Or else the clay pot rice will be out of stock.

I just need to take a rest.

Gu Weiyi.

Gu Weiyi.

Gu Weiyi.

Gu Weiyi, get up.

Finish the food.

You'll get hypoglycemia if you eat nothing.

Take it.

Take it.

Food isn't allowed in the lab.

I don't care.

I bought it for you.

Hurry up and eat.

Don't move.

I've applied for your leave.

Go home quickly after lunch.

I said I have applied for your leave.

Go home quickly after lunch.

It's not that serious.

I want to chase Senior Xie out too.

You two are mobile viruses.

-I-- -Don't move.

Stay away from me.

Are you feeling better?

Much better.

I brought some medicine for you.

Thank you.

I just saw Zhou Lei.

Radiation protection suit?

He has a sharp tongue, but he's kind.

He even let you have the last clay pot rice

and applied for my leave.

He urged me to go home quickly.

For me too.

Go!

Hurry up!

How did you play?

I'm sorry, man.

He's in a bad mood.

Forget it.

Calm down.

Wang Shan is watching.

Don't scare her.

Didn't you see that he hit my hand?

This is normal in games, right?

You used to get pushed when you tried to score,

but you didn't get mad.

I was timid before.

Okay?

So you have the nerve now?

What's wrong?

Something's wrong with him recently.

I don't know what's eating him.

He refuses to tell me.

Please comfort him.

Go on a date.

-Let's go. -Okay.

Come on.

Forget it.

Let's go.

Ms. Li Na,

why are we buying so much juice?

This is my personal habit.

I'll compare the product of our project

to other brands.

It doesn't help much,

but it could inspire your mind.

Shall we bring them back to the office

and taste them together with the others?

Do you live nearby?

Yes.

Bring the information and the juice to your home.

Make a report after analysis.

It can save you some time.

I'll drink it all alone?

Do you have a problem?

No.

Pay then.

Okay.

My god!

I...

Did I leave the key in the office?

Hello.

What's wrong with your voice?

Fever.

How come? Have you taken any medicine?

Did you see a doctor? Where are you?

I didn't see any doctor

or take any medicine.

I'm at home.

Do you have medicine at home?

No.

Wait a moment, I'll be right there.

Okay.

Why are you here?

Zhou Lei chased me out of the lab.

I saw your unfinished report

so I brought it to you,

and to see your condition.

How did you know my address?

Zhou Lei told me.

What's wrong? You don't want to see me?

Come in.

Shall I change my shoes?

It's all right.

Have a seat, I'll bring you water.

Let me do it.

You're sick.

Have a seat.

Let me open the door.

It's heavy.

I...

Have some water.

Thank you.

Take the medicine.

Have some water first.

I gave you the medicine in the morning.

Will it harm you if you take it again?

I forgot to bring it back.

Hurry up and take the medicine.

Later.

Gu Weiyi.

Take the medicine.

So, are you staying together

because of your parents?

Our mothers used to be classmates.

What a coincidence!

Here, I'm done.

That was fast.

I'll go ahead then.

I'll walk you out.

Gu Weiyi.

Are you sick

because you got infected by me?

If so,

you'd better go to the hospital

because my condition was quite serious.

It's all right.

I'll go ahead.

Take care.

See you.

Why did you buy so much juice?

Testing.

Leave it to me.

You want to take a rest, don't you?

Where should I put it?

In the fridge.

Do it yourself.

How strange.

Open it for me.

Open it yourself.

What's wrong?

Put it in the freezer.

How do I drink it if it's frozen?

No more space in the cooler.

What's this?

A branch?

I don't know. I'm going to bed.

Branch, wolfberries, and a leaf.

What's this?

Did I buy this?

I can't remember.

SITU MO

Hello, Momo.

Hello, Shanshan.

What should I cook

for a person who has a fever?

Porridge.

Who has a fever?

Gu Weiyi.

My mom used to cook this way.

First, wash the rice.

Put a little oil

and salt into the rice.

Put dried tangerine peel in cold water and boil it.

Put the rice after it's boiled.

When the water bubbles up again,

turn it to medium or low heat.

Make sure it doesn't stick to the pot.

When it's almost done, take out the peel.

Forget it, let him starve to death.

He doesn't need the porridge anyway.

It sounds complicated.

But in fact, it's simple.

Come and help me.

Okay.

See you in a bit.

Don't pretend that you're sleeping. Gu Weiyi is sick.

That's not my concern.

Don't you want to visit him?

Don't you want to go to his house?

Momo doesn't want to see me.

I went to see her a few days ago.

She told me not to turn up again.

Is that why you're getting mad on the court?

Have you guys made it clear?

She didn't give me a chance.

All right, I'll bring you there.

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

"From a girl's point of view, how should a sexy boy look like?

The answer might surprise you.

First, the hair.

Among the girls I've interviewed,

a guy's hairstyle is their main concern.

Mind your hairstyle.

It is important not only for actors."

Your hair looks like a toilet lid.

Handsome!

Which hairstyle do you like?

This one?

This is not suitable for you.

I want it to be exactly the same.

Then you need to get a perm.

-A perm? -Yes.

Do you want direct current or alternating current?

Alternating current, of course.

Otherwise, I can't do it.

Right?

It's really not suitable for you.

I'm okay.

Okay.

Thank you.

Let me make you another hairstyle.

It's all right.

Get another one.

You'll spoil my reputation

if you go out like this.

-My name would be stained because of this. -It's all right.

No way.

Let me make you another one.

Come on.

It will be fast.

I'll make a new hairstyle for you.