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-It fell! -Let me see.

"Take a selfie with someone you like

using your mobile phone."

Who?

What?

This is a selfie?

-He took a photo of himself. -What now?

I like myself.

That's so lame.

Hey, let's play another game.

Ke.

Be careful.

Can you manage to get back home?

Why not spend the night here?

Forget it.

-This is quite far from our place. -We have schedules to keep tomorrow.

-Are you all right? -All right, don't worry.

Hurry up!

-Fatty is heavy. -Bye.

-You... -Be careful.

Let me know once you get home.

Okay.

Take care of your roommate.

Gu Weiyi!

Gu Weiyi!

Go back to your room.

Gosh!

You're so heavy.

Take your time, I won't bother you.

Gu Weiyi!

Gu Weiyi!

Gu Weiyi.

Gu Weiyi!

Gu Weiyi!

I...

I...

I should just let you freeze there!

You rascal!

Have your breakfast.

Thank you.

Last night...

Did I trouble you?

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have done that

without your permission.

Actually,

I've liked you...

for a long time now.

So have I.

What the hell?

"So have I"?

Have your breakfast.

Thank you.

Last night...

Did I trouble you?

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have...

let you clean up alone.

I've cleaned the balloons in the living room.

What's wrong?

You forgot about it?

Don't you remember anything else?

Anything else?

What?

What's that?

It's okay.

I don't want to eat. I'm going to be late.

You'll be all right after finishing the test papers from previous years.

I've done many test papers.

You used to tell me the same thing.

You have been in so many relationships and you're still saying the same words.

-Wang Shan. -Yes?

You can easily say that because you've never had a boyfriend, right?

So what? Will I get fined for that?

Only those who have never loved will say it that easily.

If you have a lot of experience,

then do a demo for me.

Sure, but I'm worried that you won't be able to handle it.

Says who?

Do you really think you're an expert in love?

The three steps in dating.

Go out for a meal, go for a walk, and watch a movie.

I'll show them to you one by one. Then we'll see.

Let's go.

Please.

Lulu!

Lulu, get up!

Lulu!

Get up, quickly! It's urgent!

Help!

What's wrong?

Are you pregnant?

I'M SORRY, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.

I'M SORRY, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE A FRIEND LIKE YOU.

Why are you so quiet?

You're making me feel awkward.

You look good.

You should've gotten changed earlier.

Let's go.

It's so cold.

The cold wave is coming soon.

I brought some tea to warm us up. Do you want some?

Only for Gu Weiyi?

For everyone here.

Then why did you only ask him?

Cut the crap!

Professor, do you want some tea?

You're young but weak.

Look at me.

The cold wave doesn't affect me.

I don't need any tea to warm up.

I never drink it.

Come on. Take a break.

Drink some ginger tea.

I don't want it.

What?

I worked so hard to make it.

Drink it quickly.

No food or drinks are allowed in the lab.

I'll drink it at home.

That's a load of crap!

You're busy with the experiments

and only reach home late at night every day.

You would've finished it already if you didn't grumble at me.

Finish it quickly, and cut the crap!

The three of you come and drink as well.

The weather is so cold.

Drink it.

That's enough.

I already had two cups of it.

This is ginger tea, not medicine.

Don't give me that face. Hurry up!

Xiao Gu, take some.

Why did you give it to him? I still have some here.

That's enough.

Hurry up.

All your proposals were rejected by the art director

and the project was instead assigned to the third group.

We can't even fight amongst ourselves,

let alone with other companies.

You know what the art director said?

"Old-fashioned. Boring."

He said only Momo's and Jieer's ideas were acceptable.

And their proposals weren't even professional!

Why can't you people be as competent as the interns?

Sorry.

Well, we have no project now.

Just take a rest.

Ms. Shasha, we received an email.

We got a project for a fruit juice campaign.

I'll leave it to you. I don't care.

What now?

We're not as good as the interns?

That's right. It took me several days to work it out.

Okay, stop grumbling.

We'll discuss the juice project later.

I don't want to be criticized as not being a professional again.

Okay.

Get back to work and prepare the proposal.

They received negative comments from the art director

and only ours was accepted.

The nerve on her to scold us.

Do you want to buy anything?

I'm just looking around.

Since we want to experience dating,

we should be holding hands.

There's a milk tea place.

Let's go buy some.

Besides...

you're the first girl who paid for stuff on a date.

It's only two cups of milk tea. I can still afford it.

Let's go play some games.

Let's go!

Are you ready?

Sure!

Come on!

I'm faster than you!

You're way behind now.

Wait! I'll overtake you.

You can't beat me.

I'm a super racer.

My god... you're fast!

I got you...

No!

You're cheating!

What speed!

Stop!

Let's play this.

Can you get it?

Don't look down on me.

I'll get one for you.

I think I can break the record!

Don't just stand there! Help me, Momo!

You didn't break the record.

It's all right. Play again.

I suddenly remembered that I have an online class tonight.

I'm so sorry.

GIRLS' DORMITORY

We didn't go for a meal or a movie.

You'll have to wait until next time.

I'll tell you after I pick a movie.

Hey, why are you here?

We...

You guys went to buy birthday gifts for Momo?

I bought a Doraemon-shaped humidifier.

Luckily, we didn't buy the same one.

No, we got it from the crane game.

Momo's gift is on the way.

I'll go back first.

I really didn't think about it that much.

-I thought all the girls liked it... -It's okay.

It wasn't a real date anyway.

But

I hope you bear in mind

that I don't like spicy food,

horror films,

or Doraemon.

These are all Momo's favorites,

not mine.

I'm going to class.

Can we...

complete the dating process next time?

Sure.

See you.

The toys...

I'm keeping them

just to make you feel guilty.

You're so mean.

Bye.

Just go ahead if you want to text her or even meet her.

Don't hesitate.

I'll be out late for the experiments.

I won't be back tonight.

How could you forget the kiss?

You rascal!

Thank you.

Gu Weiyi, you caught a cold?

Don't come near to me!

A mask! I'll find you a mask!

Forget it.

Xiao Gu, it doesn't really matter.

The experiment isn't that urgent.

You may go back and take a rest.

Don't come back then.

I'll watch the ghost movie by myself.

To avoid spreading disease,

-I'll be going back now. -All right.

You did it very well.

I wouldn't be able to do it.

Fu Pei.

Waiting for Situ Mo?

I'm rushing back home, see you.

A quarrel?

Let's go for some hot pot together.

-All right. -I'll pass, enjoy yourselves.

-I want to go home. -Let's go. My treat.

I want to thank you for helping me with the proposal.

-I'll pass. Seriously. -Let's go.

-No, thanks. -Let's go.

I'll pass...

This is the entrance to the office.

People might think we're fighting because of a guy.

Well, we did it indeed.

Only spicy?

You guys didn't care about me.

Let's dig in and go home.

To be honest, I never really approved of you two.

But I'm really wondering about what's happening now.

A lovers' quarrel? Or infidelity?

It's my problem.

I...

-I'm sorry. -Your problem?

Most likely, infidelity.

No, we don't have that kind of relationship.

We're just normal friends.

All right.

As long as you treat me as a friend.

It seems that I should use the bathroom to give you guys some space.

Momo, about that night...

I'm sorry.

I want to say "That's all right",

but I can't do it.

I'm still angry.

Could you please don't turn up again?

And

I hope you don't treat Shanshan the way you treated me.

I'm leaving now. I won't see you anymore.

You said you wouldn't be back tonight.

Where did you go? You smell like hot pot.

I just had hot pot.

-With whom? -Fu Pei.

You said you had already rejected him.

He suddenly turned up and he knew my colleague.

It has nothing to do with me.

Waiting for the bus?

Going back to the new campus?

It's so cold.

What a waste!

We don't have heaters in the house

and it's not snowing.

The weather is so cold.

I... I want to see snow.

I've never made a snowman.

I came from the north.

So you're not afraid of the cold, right?

We have heaters.

Since it's so cold, why don't we have some hot pot tonight?

You already had some last night, didn't you?

We can still have it tonight.

It's cold. Hot pots are for cold weather.

That's so lame.

You're here.

Gu Weiyi.

What a smart boy.

Just in time. We have already adjusted the equipment.

You're so smart.

Revert them to the original settings then.

I...

Gu Weiyi, come on.

Your senior is on sick leave.

So, you do it for her.

Okay.

Professor Jiang, why did you ask him to do two experiments?

You never asked me to do that.

This...

Then take it.

Please do it.

Xiao Gu,

it seems like you're in a bad mood.

-Are you okay? -I'm okay.

-Really? -Yes.

-Gu Weiyi... -I told you, I'm fine.

I just want to ask about the experiment record.

Are you sure you're all right?

He just said so! Cut the crap!

Do your work!

Hurry up!

That's right, I told you before.

I really can't live with her anymore.

I'm pissed off.

She has been really bad-tempered lately.

It's hard to live with her.

It's like I owe her money, she's always showing me her long face.

Because she's not happy,

I want to buy her a treat.

But she told me to go on a diet.

Too bad.

Who knows?

I guess she's in love.

People who are in love are insane.

You mean,

the girl you like met her ex-boyfriend?

The girl who pleaded for you

wasn't your girlfriend?

Please don't interrupt.

You're worried she may leave you, but you don't know what to do.

And you're mad now, right?

Yes.

It's so easy.

The problem is her ex-boyfriend.

-Is he also in our university? -Yes.

-Beat him up. -No way! You can't do that.

No, you can't bring him down.

Well, you can request his counselor to have a chat with him.

Professor Jiang! Look at his face!

What a snobby expression!

Did I say it wrong?

How dare he doubt me!

Has he been in love before?

Enough. Carry on with your experiment.

Don't think too much.

Back to work.

Stay for a while after this.

I'll give you something.

It helped me get my wife before.

What are you whispering about?

Nothing.

I want him to clean the lab after this.

HOW TO WIN A LADY'S HEART

INCOMING CALL XIE YUYIN

I'm all right.

Are you getting better?

Okay, I'll wait for you to come back.

That's so handsome! The hairstyle is extremely nice!

That's so handsome!

Like a pineapple.

What?

Like a pineapple.

Your hair looks like a toilet lid.

That's so good-looking.

Crazy.

"I'll wait for you to come back."

"Praise a girl,

not only for her makeup or outfit,

but for other things as well."

What's wrong?

I used a warming patch for my stomachache.

I'll take you to the hospital.

It's okay.

Let's go.

It's okay.

It's that time of the month.

Is it painful?

It's okay, I can stand it.

You're strong.

You folded the clothes nicely.

Smooth and straight.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

"Most boys misunderstand

that all the girls feel scared to talk about sex.

When an energetic girl is with the boy she likes,

talking about sex in a simple and natural manner

will make her think you're interesting."

The Animal's World?

Do you know why the Bombus affinis are going extinct?

What's that?

Bombus affinis.

That's because they can't get to mate and breed now.

Why?

They're infected with a parasite called Nosema bombi.

The parasite causes an edema so severe that they are unable to breed.

The edema swells up between the soft tissues of its organs,

so the drone becomes overweight

and is unable to bend to mate with the queen.

The queen produces male offspring by itself.

But it needs fertilization to produce female offspring.

Could you explain it in layman's terms?

Being overweight can cause a failure in sexual activity.

Why are you laughing?

Nothing.

I find it interesting.

Are you saying that being overweight can cause extinction?

Exactly. You're right.

Where did you get such strange information?

The Atlantic.

What's that? I've never heard of it.

A foreign magazine.

My senior brought it to the lab.

I'm going to bed. Remember to turn off the TV.

"From a girl's point of view, how should a sexy boy look like?

The answer might surprise you.

First, the hair.

Among the girls I've interviewed,

a guy's hairstyle is their main concern.

Mind your hairstyle.

It is important not only for actors."

Your hair looks like a toilet lid.

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

Gu Weiyi, what did Professor Jiang tell you?

He told me to clean the lab.

I wasn't born yesterday, you know? I'm not falling for that.

So Xiao Gu? Have you cleaned it up?

Stop! I bet you swapped the books just like in the movies.

Swap them back!

Zhou Lei is always full of suspicion. I can't help him.

See you.

I just bought it.

Professor Jiang, what did you tell him?

I told him to clean the lab.

HOW TO WIN A LADY'S HEART