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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,040 -It fell! -Let me see. 2 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,880 "Take a selfie with someone you like 3 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,320 using your mobile phone." 4 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,080 Who? 5 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,480 What? 6 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:05,720 This is a selfie? 7 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,320 -He took a photo of himself. -What now? 8 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,639 I like myself. 9 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,280 That's so lame. 10 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,560 Hey, let's play another game. 11 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,560 Ke. 12 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,240 Be careful. 13 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,040 Can you manage to get back home? 14 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,320 Why not spend the night here? 15 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:35,920 Forget it. 16 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,640 -This is quite far from our place. -We have schedules to keep tomorrow. 17 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,720 -Are you all right? -All right, don't worry. 18 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:41,920 Hurry up! 19 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,360 -Fatty is heavy. -Bye. 20 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,440 -You... -Be careful. 21 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,520 Let me know once you get home. 22 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,600 Okay. 23 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,760 Take care of your roommate. 24 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,120 Gu Weiyi! 25 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,600 Gu Weiyi! 26 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,120 Go back to your room. 27 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,520 Gosh! 28 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,760 You're so heavy. 29 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,680 Take your time, I won't bother you. 30 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,480 Gu Weiyi! 31 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,400 Gu Weiyi! 32 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,000 Gu Weiyi. 33 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,720 Gu Weiyi! 34 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,360 Gu Weiyi! 35 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,200 I... 36 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,520 I... 37 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,960 I should just let you freeze there! 38 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,320 You rascal! 39 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,120 Have your breakfast. 40 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,800 Thank you. 41 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,760 Last night... 42 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,880 Did I trouble you? 43 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,000 I'm sorry. 44 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,520 I shouldn't have done that 45 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,440 without your permission. 46 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,480 Actually, 47 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,360 I've liked you... 48 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,760 for a long time now. 49 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,760 So have I. 50 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,600 What the hell? 51 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,040 "So have I"? 52 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:35,800 Have your breakfast. 53 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:45,920 Thank you. 54 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,640 Last night... 55 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,600 Did I trouble you? 56 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,480 I'm sorry. 57 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,120 I shouldn't have... 58 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,640 let you clean up alone. 59 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,560 I've cleaned the balloons in the living room. 60 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,600 What's wrong? 61 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,160 You forgot about it? 62 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,840 Don't you remember anything else? 63 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:26,880 Anything else? 64 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,800 What? 65 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:29,640 What's that? 66 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,680 It's okay. 67 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,000 I don't want to eat. I'm going to be late. 68 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,680 You'll be all right after finishing the test papers from previous years. 69 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,920 I've done many test papers. 70 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,360 You used to tell me the same thing. 71 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,360 You have been in so many relationships and you're still saying the same words. 72 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,120 -Wang Shan. -Yes? 73 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,480 You can easily say that because you've never had a boyfriend, right? 74 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,000 So what? Will I get fined for that? 75 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,080 Only those who have never loved will say it that easily. 76 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,880 If you have a lot of experience, 77 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,800 then do a demo for me. 78 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,080 Sure, but I'm worried that you won't be able to handle it. 79 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,240 Says who? 80 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,320 Do you really think you're an expert in love? 81 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,680 The three steps in dating. 82 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,560 Go out for a meal, go for a walk, and watch a movie. 83 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,120 I'll show them to you one by one. Then we'll see. 84 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:10,720 Let's go. 85 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,480 Please. 86 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,800 Lulu! 87 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:27,840 Lulu, get up! 88 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,160 Lulu! 89 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,360 Get up, quickly! It's urgent! 90 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,160 Help! 91 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,360 What's wrong? 92 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,640 Are you pregnant? 93 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,560 I'M SORRY, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 94 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,200 I'M SORRY, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LOSE A FRIEND LIKE YOU. 95 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,920 Why are you so quiet? 96 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,040 You're making me feel awkward. 97 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,680 You look good. 98 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,480 You should've gotten changed earlier. 99 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,840 Let's go. 100 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,960 It's so cold. 101 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,680 The cold wave is coming soon. 102 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,240 I brought some tea to warm us up. Do you want some? 103 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,920 Only for Gu Weiyi? 104 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,000 For everyone here. 105 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,360 Then why did you only ask him? 106 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,760 Cut the crap! 107 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,840 Professor, do you want some tea? 108 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,160 You're young but weak. 109 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,320 Look at me. 110 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,720 The cold wave doesn't affect me. 111 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,120 I don't need any tea to warm up. 112 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,560 I never drink it. 113 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,720 Come on. Take a break. 114 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,560 Drink some ginger tea. 115 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,280 I don't want it. 116 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,360 What? 117 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,520 I worked so hard to make it. 118 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,440 Drink it quickly. 119 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,840 No food or drinks are allowed in the lab. 120 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,120 I'll drink it at home. 121 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,640 That's a load of crap! 122 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,880 You're busy with the experiments 123 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,480 and only reach home late at night every day. 124 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,680 You would've finished it already if you didn't grumble at me. 125 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,240 Finish it quickly, and cut the crap! 126 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,240 The three of you come and drink as well. 127 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,280 The weather is so cold. 128 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,160 Drink it. 129 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,960 That's enough. 130 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,520 I already had two cups of it. 131 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,920 This is ginger tea, not medicine. 132 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,480 Don't give me that face. Hurry up! 133 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,040 Xiao Gu, take some. 134 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,360 Why did you give it to him? I still have some here. 135 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,480 That's enough. 136 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,000 Hurry up. 137 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,240 All your proposals were rejected by the art director 138 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,960 and the project was instead assigned to the third group. 139 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,080 We can't even fight amongst ourselves, 140 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,040 let alone with other companies. 141 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,680 You know what the art director said? 142 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,240 "Old-fashioned. Boring." 143 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,760 He said only Momo's and Jieer's ideas were acceptable. 144 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,720 And their proposals weren't even professional! 145 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,760 Why can't you people be as competent as the interns? 146 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,160 Sorry. 147 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,240 Well, we have no project now. 148 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,840 Just take a rest. 149 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,720 Ms. Shasha, we received an email. 150 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,160 We got a project for a fruit juice campaign. 151 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,280 I'll leave it to you. I don't care. 152 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:09,679 What now? 153 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,639 We're not as good as the interns? 154 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,840 That's right. It took me several days to work it out. 155 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,240 Okay, stop grumbling. 156 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,240 We'll discuss the juice project later. 157 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,440 I don't want to be criticized as not being a professional again. 158 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,679 Okay. 159 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,080 Get back to work and prepare the proposal. 160 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,360 They received negative comments from the art director 161 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,760 and only ours was accepted. 162 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,280 The nerve on her to scold us. 163 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,000 Do you want to buy anything? 164 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,120 I'm just looking around. 165 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,560 Since we want to experience dating, 166 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,440 we should be holding hands. 167 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,480 There's a milk tea place. 168 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,240 Let's go buy some. 169 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,600 Besides... 170 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,080 you're the first girl who paid for stuff on a date. 171 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,920 It's only two cups of milk tea. I can still afford it. 172 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,320 Let's go play some games. 173 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,400 Let's go! 174 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:56,920 Are you ready? 175 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,680 Sure! 176 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,440 Come on! 177 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,240 I'm faster than you! 178 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,200 You're way behind now. 179 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,000 Wait! I'll overtake you. 180 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,480 You can't beat me. 181 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,360 I'm a super racer. 182 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,560 My god... you're fast! 183 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,680 I got you... 184 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,880 No! 185 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,120 You're cheating! 186 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,040 What speed! 187 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,680 Stop! 188 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,400 Let's play this. 189 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,000 Can you get it? 190 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,200 Don't look down on me. 191 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,120 I'll get one for you. 192 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,400 I think I can break the record! 193 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,920 Don't just stand there! Help me, Momo! 194 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:32,920 You didn't break the record. 195 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,760 It's all right. Play again. 196 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,040 I suddenly remembered that I have an online class tonight. 197 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,360 I'm so sorry. 198 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,480 GIRLS' DORMITORY 199 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,400 We didn't go for a meal or a movie. 200 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,040 You'll have to wait until next time. 201 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,760 I'll tell you after I pick a movie. 202 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,480 Hey, why are you here? 203 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,640 We... 204 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,120 You guys went to buy birthday gifts for Momo? 205 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,920 I bought a Doraemon-shaped humidifier. 206 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,520 Luckily, we didn't buy the same one. 207 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,720 No, we got it from the crane game. 208 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,400 Momo's gift is on the way. 209 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,560 I'll go back first. 210 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,600 I really didn't think about it that much. 211 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,040 -I thought all the girls liked it... -It's okay. 212 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,400 It wasn't a real date anyway. 213 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,480 But 214 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,520 I hope you bear in mind 215 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,880 that I don't like spicy food, 216 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,520 horror films, 217 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,440 or Doraemon. 218 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,320 These are all Momo's favorites, 219 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,480 not mine. 220 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,560 I'm going to class. 221 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,320 Can we... 222 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,240 complete the dating process next time? 223 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,120 Sure. 224 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,480 See you. 225 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,000 The toys... 226 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,440 I'm keeping them 227 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,880 just to make you feel guilty. 228 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,800 You're so mean. 229 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,720 Bye. 230 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,360 Just go ahead if you want to text her or even meet her. 231 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,640 Don't hesitate. 232 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,760 I'll be out late for the experiments. 233 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,920 I won't be back tonight. 234 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,800 How could you forget the kiss? 235 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,760 You rascal! 236 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,080 Thank you. 237 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,160 Gu Weiyi, you caught a cold? 238 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,400 Don't come near to me! 239 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,640 A mask! I'll find you a mask! 240 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,560 Forget it. 241 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,880 Xiao Gu, it doesn't really matter. 242 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,320 The experiment isn't that urgent. 243 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,880 You may go back and take a rest. 244 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,080 Don't come back then. 245 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,960 I'll watch the ghost movie by myself. 246 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,440 To avoid spreading disease, 247 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,680 -I'll be going back now. -All right. 248 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,360 You did it very well. 249 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,720 I wouldn't be able to do it. 250 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,320 Fu Pei. 251 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,120 Waiting for Situ Mo? 252 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,640 I'm rushing back home, see you. 253 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,640 A quarrel? 254 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,120 Let's go for some hot pot together. 255 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,040 -All right. -I'll pass, enjoy yourselves. 256 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,600 -I want to go home. -Let's go. My treat. 257 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,080 I want to thank you for helping me with the proposal. 258 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,560 -I'll pass. Seriously. -Let's go. 259 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,560 -No, thanks. -Let's go. 260 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,840 I'll pass... 261 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,640 This is the entrance to the office. 262 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,880 People might think we're fighting because of a guy. 263 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,880 Well, we did it indeed. 264 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,920 Only spicy? 265 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,520 You guys didn't care about me. 266 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,600 Let's dig in and go home. 267 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,360 To be honest, I never really approved of you two. 268 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,400 But I'm really wondering about what's happening now. 269 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,040 A lovers' quarrel? Or infidelity? 270 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,480 It's my problem. 271 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,360 I... 272 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,320 -I'm sorry. -Your problem? 273 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,920 Most likely, infidelity. 274 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,560 No, we don't have that kind of relationship. 275 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,920 We're just normal friends. 276 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,560 All right. 277 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,200 As long as you treat me as a friend. 278 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:45,080 It seems that I should use the bathroom to give you guys some space. 279 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,000 Momo, about that night... 280 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,440 I'm sorry. 281 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,880 I want to say "That's all right", 282 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,320 but I can't do it. 283 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,240 I'm still angry. 284 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,000 Could you please don't turn up again? 285 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,320 And 286 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,160 I hope you don't treat Shanshan the way you treated me. 287 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,560 I'm leaving now. I won't see you anymore. 288 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,160 You said you wouldn't be back tonight. 289 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,920 Where did you go? You smell like hot pot. 290 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,880 I just had hot pot. 291 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,560 -With whom? -Fu Pei. 292 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,880 You said you had already rejected him. 293 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,920 He suddenly turned up and he knew my colleague. 294 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,720 It has nothing to do with me. 295 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,400 Waiting for the bus? 296 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,880 Going back to the new campus? 297 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,080 It's so cold. 298 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,480 What a waste! 299 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,840 We don't have heaters in the house 300 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,440 and it's not snowing. 301 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,080 The weather is so cold. 302 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,160 I... I want to see snow. 303 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,680 I've never made a snowman. 304 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,760 I came from the north. 305 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,600 So you're not afraid of the cold, right? 306 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,880 We have heaters. 307 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,360 Since it's so cold, why don't we have some hot pot tonight? 308 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,160 You already had some last night, didn't you? 309 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:22,760 We can still have it tonight. 310 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,560 It's cold. Hot pots are for cold weather. 311 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:25,840 That's so lame. 312 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,360 You're here. 313 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,080 Gu Weiyi. 314 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,640 What a smart boy. 315 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,680 Just in time. We have already adjusted the equipment. 316 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,600 You're so smart. 317 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,200 Revert them to the original settings then. 318 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,120 I... 319 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,840 Gu Weiyi, come on. 320 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,680 Your senior is on sick leave. 321 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,080 So, you do it for her. 322 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,360 Okay. 323 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,720 Professor Jiang, why did you ask him to do two experiments? 324 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,960 You never asked me to do that. 325 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:16,880 This... 326 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,520 Then take it. 327 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,280 Please do it. 328 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,440 Xiao Gu, 329 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,880 it seems like you're in a bad mood. 330 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,760 -Are you okay? -I'm okay. 331 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,760 -Really? -Yes. 332 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,760 -Gu Weiyi... -I told you, I'm fine. 333 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,760 I just want to ask about the experiment record. 334 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,400 Are you sure you're all right? 335 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,920 He just said so! Cut the crap! 336 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:04,880 Do your work! 337 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,040 Hurry up! 338 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,720 That's right, I told you before. 339 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,240 I really can't live with her anymore. 340 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,600 I'm pissed off. 341 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,160 She has been really bad-tempered lately. 342 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,120 It's hard to live with her. 343 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,280 It's like I owe her money, she's always showing me her long face. 344 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,920 Because she's not happy, 345 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,160 I want to buy her a treat. 346 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,280 But she told me to go on a diet. 347 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,680 Too bad. 348 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,360 Who knows? 349 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,840 I guess she's in love. 350 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,360 People who are in love are insane. 351 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,520 You mean, 352 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,840 the girl you like met her ex-boyfriend? 353 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,280 The girl who pleaded for you 354 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,760 wasn't your girlfriend? 355 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,400 Please don't interrupt. 356 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,160 You're worried she may leave you, but you don't know what to do. 357 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,960 And you're mad now, right? 358 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,480 Yes. 359 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,160 It's so easy. 360 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,040 The problem is her ex-boyfriend. 361 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,000 -Is he also in our university? -Yes. 362 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,920 -Beat him up. -No way! You can't do that. 363 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,400 No, you can't bring him down. 364 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:43,440 Well, you can request his counselor to have a chat with him. 365 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,280 Professor Jiang! Look at his face! 366 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,360 What a snobby expression! 367 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,640 Did I say it wrong? 368 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,120 How dare he doubt me! 369 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,600 Has he been in love before? 370 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,680 Enough. Carry on with your experiment. 371 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,120 Don't think too much. 372 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,200 Back to work. 373 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,480 Stay for a while after this. 374 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,000 I'll give you something. 375 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,160 It helped me get my wife before. 376 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,680 What are you whispering about? 377 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,840 Nothing. 378 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,680 I want him to clean the lab after this. 379 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,800 HOW TO WIN A LADY'S HEART 380 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,320 INCOMING CALL XIE YUYIN 381 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,240 I'm all right. 382 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,640 Are you getting better? 383 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,400 Okay, I'll wait for you to come back. 384 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,520 That's so handsome! The hairstyle is extremely nice! 385 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,600 That's so handsome! 386 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,160 Like a pineapple. 387 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,400 What? 388 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,120 Like a pineapple. 389 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,640 Your hair looks like a toilet lid. 390 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,040 That's so good-looking. 391 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,280 Crazy. 392 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,960 "I'll wait for you to come back." 393 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,040 "Praise a girl, 394 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,400 not only for her makeup or outfit, 395 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,400 but for other things as well." 396 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,600 What's wrong? 397 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,160 I used a warming patch for my stomachache. 398 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,280 I'll take you to the hospital. 399 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,760 It's okay. 400 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,200 Let's go. 401 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,680 It's okay. 402 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,360 It's that time of the month. 403 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,080 Is it painful? 404 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,880 It's okay, I can stand it. 405 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,160 You're strong. 406 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,960 You folded the clothes nicely. 407 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,080 Smooth and straight. 408 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,600 Thank you. 409 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,400 You're welcome. 410 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,000 "Most boys misunderstand 411 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,480 that all the girls feel scared to talk about sex. 412 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,280 When an energetic girl is with the boy she likes, 413 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,000 talking about sex in a simple and natural manner 414 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,320 will make her think you're interesting." 415 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,080 The Animal's World? 416 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,000 Do you know why the Bombus affinis are going extinct? 417 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,160 What's that? 418 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,680 Bombus affinis. 419 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,240 That's because they can't get to mate and breed now. 420 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,760 Why? 421 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,920 They're infected with a parasite called Nosema bombi. 422 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,840 The parasite causes an edema so severe that they are unable to breed. 423 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,720 The edema swells up between the soft tissues of its organs, 424 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,160 so the drone becomes overweight 425 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,560 and is unable to bend to mate with the queen. 426 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,680 The queen produces male offspring by itself. 427 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,760 But it needs fertilization to produce female offspring. 428 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,160 Could you explain it in layman's terms? 429 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,000 Being overweight can cause a failure in sexual activity. 430 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,280 Why are you laughing? 431 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,760 Nothing. 432 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,040 I find it interesting. 433 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,160 Are you saying that being overweight can cause extinction? 434 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,640 Exactly. You're right. 435 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,400 Where did you get such strange information? 436 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,560 The Atlantic. 437 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,680 What's that? I've never heard of it. 438 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,120 A foreign magazine. 439 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,240 My senior brought it to the lab. 440 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,240 I'm going to bed. Remember to turn off the TV. 441 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,160 "From a girl's point of view, how should a sexy boy look like? 442 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,440 The answer might surprise you. 443 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,160 First, the hair. 444 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,960 Among the girls I've interviewed, 445 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,920 a guy's hairstyle is their main concern. 446 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,560 Mind your hairstyle. 447 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,280 It is important not only for actors." 448 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,800 Your hair looks like a toilet lid. 449 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,400 HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG 450 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,840 Gu Weiyi, what did Professor Jiang tell you? 451 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,160 He told me to clean the lab. 452 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,640 I wasn't born yesterday, you know? I'm not falling for that. 453 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,480 So Xiao Gu? Have you cleaned it up? 454 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,840 Stop! I bet you swapped the books just like in the movies. 455 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,000 Swap them back! 456 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,840 Zhou Lei is always full of suspicion. I can't help him. 457 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,000 See you. 458 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,200 I just bought it. 459 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,320 Professor Jiang, what did you tell him? 460 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,240 I told him to clean the lab. 461 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,360 HOW TO WIN A LADY'S HEART 29005

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