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Fu Pei, you're drunk.

Momo...

Momo, I'm not...

Shanshan.

Have a safe journey.

Momo.

We weren't...

You should go back.

Let's go back.

Leave it, I'll mop it up.

Glass products have a "fragile" sticker on their packaging.

But not everyone will be careful.

They won't think that they can be broken easily.

It's all right.

It's okay if it already happened.

However, when they open the packing,

they will see the item broken.

What should you do then?

You'll have to throw it away.

Situ Mo.

What's wrong?

You can't leave.

Why?

Clean everything up first.

I already did.

Remove the things on the wall.

The paint might get ruined if I remove them.

Why did you stick them there then?

I'll remove them.

Fix the wall before you leave.

It looks fine.

Okay? I'm leaving.

Wait.

What is it again?

The drain is clogged.

So?

It's fine.

If the previous drainage speed

was 1.2 liters per second,

now, it is at most 0.6 liters per second.

So?

Why should I still clean it?

All right, I know my hair is long.

I'll call the plumber.

I'm leaving.

Wait.

What is it again?

It's too late now.

I'll call the plumber tomorrow.

But I won't be around tomorrow.

Can you wait for the plumber here?

Okay.

I'll cook some noodles, do you want some?

Sure.

Where are the instant noodles in the fridge?

I ate them.

I'll go out and buy some.

-What brand do you prefer? -Anything.

Is there anything else? Eggs?

I'll go with you.

-Thanks. -Thank you.

-We got everything, right? -Yes.

Young man, try some.

I don't like sweets, ma'am.

-It's not sweet at all. -Let me try, ma'am.

-It's delicious. -Good, right?

Let's buy one.

Try one.

Let's buy it?

-Give me one. -All right.

Where did he go?

Graduates are always courteous and know how to enjoy life.

I'll put the machine here.

If you encounter any issues, you can look for me here.

Is there anything else you need?

Oh, that product is good.

It can control the three machines.

And it can manage all the AI appliances in your house.

Gu Weiyi.

Look at this.

You bought all of these?

What's wrong?

Put it back, it's expensive.

I can afford it.

Oh, young lady...

Actually, it can not only manage all the AI appliances,

but it also has a special function.

It can mimic emotional responses.

It can talk to you when you are bored.

It can talk to me?

I can do that too. Let's go.

Wait, young man.

I know that you love your girlfriend very much.

All our robots are useful.

They can do the housework for you.

You have to buy them if you really love your girlfriend.

Young lady.

I know you don't want your boyfriend to spend money.

Ma'am, we are not a couple.

Why do you care so much about what he buys, then?

Let's just buy one.

Okay.

Pay for it yourself.

Young man, you need to see this AI robot and this window cleaning appliance!

Sir, we have a promotion.

Every 200 renminbi you spend, you will get you a free bag.

Your bill is about 190 renminbi.

We bought a roomba. Shouldn't it be more than 200 already?

I'm sorry.

Electronic items won't be counted.

You can buy a box of chewing gum in order to get the bag.

I'll take one.

What are you doing?

Just continue your research.

I'll go to bed.

Who is it?

The robot knocked into it.

DRAIN CLOGGED, HER MOM WON'T LET HER MOVE OUT,

CLOSER TO THE COMPANY...

HORROR FILM, GHOST AT HOME,

HOUSE IS HAUNTED, HOUSE ON FIRE, THIEF BREAKS IN

When will the plumber arrive?

Very soon.

You said you had things to do. Why are you still here?

I'll leave soon.

Are you going back to the dorm?

Of course.

I suggest you stay here.

Why?

One, it's near the company you went to for an interview.

You can walk to work.

But I'm not sure if I got shortlisted.

Two, the university has enforced strict checking lately.

The university is far away.

You have to consider that once the internship starts.

Three, your mother has paid the rent for a year to my mom.

It's enough until your graduation.

My mom will return the money to her if you don't stay here.

But, I don't know

if your mother will give you money to rent another place.

Mr. Gu, right? This is for you.

Thanks.

CONTRACT SITU MO PROMISES NOT TO MOVE OUT

I guess your mother definitely won't pay for your new place.

Why?

I'll stay here until my experiment at the old campus is finished.

Then I'll move back to the university.

Why do you want me to stay here?

I'm afraid of your mother.

I understand.

I got it.

Hello, did you call for drain cleaning?

-Yes, please come with me. -Okay.

I'll stay here.

You can leave now.

I'm leaving.

CONTRACT SITU MO PROMISES NOT TO MOVE OUT

You didn't come back last night.

Tell me, did you stay at Gu Weiyi's house?

I told you, right? Don't pretend I didn't.

Come on.

Momo.

How come none of the colors suit Niuniu's eyebrows?

-Will it be fine if you draw it thicker? -Thicker?

Then she'll become like Crayon Shinchan.

Let me try it.

-No way. -Niuniu.

-Help me! -No way.

-Don't run, Niuniu. -Help!

It will be nicer.

-Believe me. -No way.

Believe me.

-Don't move, I'm coming! -I don't want to!

Niuniu!

Niuniu!

Don't run, Niuniu! Don't run!

Help me, Shanshan!

You're back.

Yes.

Hello?

Hello, are you Situ Mo?

Yes, I am.

I'm calling from Ori Advertising.

I'm pleased to inform you that you have passed the interview and the test.

-Really? -Yes.

Thank you very much. Bye.

Bye.

Momo.

What happened between you and Shanshan?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Really, it's nothing.

Oh, right. I'm going to move out again.

Why?

I was shortlisted by Ori Advertising.

Really?

Momo, you're so awesome! Such a smart girl!

I knew it.

You want a gathering just because of that? Won't it be troublesome?

Girls are always meddlesome.

It's just a small quarrel. They'll be fine in a few days.

Who touched my drawer?

Ke did.

Where are my socks?

He gave all the socks in our room to his girlfriend to hide a kettle.

"Hide a kettle"?

That's the story.

What a nice boyfriend.

His girlfriend has been calling him about doing a club gathering.

Are you going?

No.

I knew it.

Okay.

I'll hang up, bye.

Can you help me?

My girl has low grades in co-curricular activities.

She wants to do a club gathering,

but I can hardly get people to participate.

I don't do this kind of thing.

We, seniors, have no time for gatherings.

The girls joining are still single.

I suddenly have time now.

Right? So you have to go.

No, thanks.

Momo.

Here.

You know each other?

He is my boyfriend.

You have a new boyfriend?

How long have we not shared our secrets with each other?

I've broken up with my ex.

I met a new guy through gaming after the campuses merged.

What?

Didn't I tell you before?

I know I did.

Momo.

He's Ke.

She's Situ Mo.

Hello.

For you.

Thank you.

I'm Meng Lu.

Hello.

My girlfriend.

I know.

How come I don't know anything?

Both of you are...

-Roommates. -Roommates.

It feels like I've been fast-forwarded.

Eat the prawn.

Take off the shell for me.

Try this, it's delicious.

Give me an egg.

Okay.

Well...

Did Ke tell you about the gathering?

Yes.

What?

Why don't I know anything?

I'll take you there for fun.

For fun?

Don't mind it so much. Just come with me.

But I have an internship.

It's before your internship.

I have to get higher grades in co-curricular activities.

You must support me.

But I...

No buts.

Don't you want to take a break before doing the internship?

Moreover, we'll be going to the beach.

Count me in.

Will you go too?

-He won't. -Yes.

Didn't you say you wouldn't go?

You didn't mention the beach.

But we used to go to the sea...

park.

I got it wrong. It was a sea park.

You like the beach too?

Yes.

Eat more vegetables.

I'll send it to you once I complete the schedule.

Okay.

We're going out.

You can do whatever you like now.

Are you free this afternoon?

Yes.

Help me move my things. I'll treat you to some watermelon.

-Okay. -Let's go.

Tell me once you're finished calculating, so I can rent the tents.

Okay.

Okay, no worries.

Go and take a bath.

You stink.

How can there be only 14 people?

Have you included Situ Mo?

What's wrong?

What is it?

-We-- -I'm in.

I'm okay, it's not heavy.

Help me hold these, then.

Give them to me.

Take out the key.

Where is it?

The first pocket.

It's not here.

I got it.

The chewing gum we bought?

Don't...

-I'm not... -I know.

Sorry.

First floor?

I found it in the bag when we bought the roomba.

I must have thought it was chewing gum and took it.

Shall I

put it in your drawer?

Throw it away.

Are you sure?

You keep it, then.

Throw it... I'll throw it.

Actually, I want to ask.

Why did you keep it in your bag?

You have plans tonight?

You want to join?

Do you want some watermelon?

Come in.

What is it?

Well, that...

The rectangular paper...

Are you listening to me?

I am.

Give me the contract my mom sent you.

I didn't take it.

Where is it? I can't find it.

I don't know.

Didn't you take it?

Why would I?

Well, it's true, you won't be so bored to keep it

to help my mom threaten me.

I won't.

All right, I will look for it.

CONTRACT SITU MO PROMISES NOT TO MOVE OUT

A chance!

A chance!

No!

No chance!

A loan, a usurious loan.

-Can I? -No way.

You're back.

How long before you get here?

I see you guys.

Get in.

Security won't allow us to stop for long.

-Hey. -Get in.

I can smell the sea.

Help me carry the stuff.

Look at Xiao Pang.

Okay, shall we go now?

Is this the sea?

It's more like a river.

A river is much cleaner, anyway.

This is not what I expected.

Since we're here, we can't just go back.

Let's set up the tents.

Chop-chop!

What are you doing?

Taking a selfie. Come, join me.

All right.

What are you doing? What...

-Come on, guess. -What do you think?

Help me, Shanshan.

Be careful!

What are you doing?

Slow down!

-Momo. -Is there anyone inside?

No.

-Get changed. -Don't catch a cold.

Quit messing around.

Meng Lu, help me tie my hair.

Thank you!

Let's have a fair competition.

For Fu Pei?

I won't do that.

What do you mean?

All of a sudden, I feel like...

I don't like him anymore.

Is it because of me?

-You don't need to-- -I swear.

It's not because of you.

Let's go.

Why are you standing here?

Are you walking the kite?

If you're so great, fly it.

Take it.

The wind is blowing this way.

Let it go when I say so.

All right.

Let it go.

It's up!

It's going up in the sky!

Higher!

Go higher!

Slowly.

Go higher!

I don't know how.

It's easy.

Pull it if you feel like it's loosening.

It's flying up.

Are you okay?

Some people are just like a kite.

They just keep flying upward once the string is in someone's hands.

They never think that the person holding the string might get tired.

But they don't let go because they think it's hard.

It's not hard if you do it that way.

Gu Weiyi.

It's not easy for me to fly it up. I'll kill you!

-Calm down. -I'll kill you!

My footprints are so deep.

Mine are deeper.

Just by looking, mine are deeper.

The way I look at it is different.

Then follow mine.

Look. What is this?

A shell.

What kind of shell is it?

A shell.

This...

Is this a gem?

It's a mosaic tile, probably from a bathroom.

I heard we can hear the ocean in a conch.

It's true!

Listen, it really is the sound of the ocean!

Have you watched SpongeBob?

There was a magical conch in one episode.

It knows all the secrets of the ocean.

This one might know many secrets too.

It is really the sound of the ocean!

You're just hearing

the blood flowing in your brain and the sound of the wind.

In the theory of resonance,

when the vibration frequency of sound

is equal to that of the inside of the conch,

both the amplitude and intensity of the sound waves will be magnified

and form a resonance.

So what you heard was

the sound of air flowing inside the conch

and your blood flowing.

What?

It's the same if you put your ear to a thermos.

Why should I do that?

A glass will do that too.

No way.

Go pick up the conch then, I know nothing about it anyway.

Let's just wait and see.

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

-Morning. -Morning.

Wait a moment.

Get in later.