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MR. XU: GUYS, THE CET4 AND CET6 RESULTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN ANNOUNCED.

Professor Jiang,

Gu Weiyi is playing with his mobile phone

in the middle of class.

I never stopped you when you were doing it.

I...

Why are you laughing?

I'm not laughing.

I'm not.

We're not that busy right now.

You're being more particular than I am.

The CET4 and CET6 results have been announced.

You took the exam too, didn't you?

Really?

I won't check it.

Okay, let's take a five-minute break.

You guys can check the results now.

I got 639 points, what about you?

You got 671 points?

You cheated!

SPORTS CENTER

-Hello? -Have you finished the match?

Let's play some games!

Do you still remember the girl?

She's staying in the same dorm as Situ Mo.

Could you please ask Momo to find out what the girl likes?

I want to give her a gift or something.

Momo won't pick up my calls again.

What?

What's wrong with the two of you?

Hello, Fu Pei?

Hello?

It's my dream advertising company.

Director Li.

We have an appointment with the finance department.

Please wait for a moment.

Hello.

Director Li from Pu Hua Accounting Firm is here.

Please wait for a moment.

Come on.

For me?

Thank you.

All the top monthly workers are featured on lollipops.

Why?

Because we want all the other workers

to lick your face.

Director Li, please come with me.

ORI ADVERTISING

This way, please.

Please change the payment method

according to our decision in the previous meeting.

Then, send it to the meeting room.

Okay.

How are you, Xiaojing?

I'm working.

What are you designing?

A rabbit's butt.

-A rabbit's butt? -Yes.

It's the logo of a film studio.

How can you make it a rabbit's butt?

It's so cute.

You don't know about it.

What's this?

What's this? You even drew the fur?

Have you ever seen a rabbit without fur?

I wanted to see the butt.

Hello, Mom.

Where are you now?

I was sent to another company.

A delivery service?

-I'm busy. Let's talk later. -Hey...

I'm on my way to your place.

I'm almost there.

Why are you coming?

I just want to see you.

Let's ask Madam Xu's son out for dinner together.

Why didn't you listen to me? I told you to let me know before you come.

Why did you come all of a sudden?

Why didn't you tell me? You don't respect me at all...

I can't talk now.

Don't ask him out, or I'll be angry with you.

Bye.

What a beautiful place!

Let's sit here. It's vacant.

Come on.

Check the menu and see what you want to eat.

You can order here.

WEIYUN RESTAURANT

Wow, that's so high-tech.

I didn't know about that.

It's so simple, I'll teach you.

It's okay, as long as your father can do it.

Don't be so cheesy.

Hi, please enjoy your food.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Let's dig in.

How can we finish all this food?

I told you to ask Xiao Gu out, but you don't want to.

I can finish it. You don't have to call him.

You're really cranky.

You've been staying at his house for so long.

Now that I'm here, I should visit him and buy him something.

It's all right, he's busy.

You two seem so close.

Mom.

All right. Don't be stubborn.

I have talked to Madam Xu.

Well, let's go home and wait for Xiao Gu.

Go home where?

Yours and Xiao Gu's house.

I told you that I'll be moving out soon. Why do you want to go there?

You can't move out.

I disagree.

Moreover,

you were transferred to another company.

Since your workplace isn't fixed, where do you want to move?

Forget it.

Think about your safety.

Aren't you even worried that I'm staying with a guy?

I...

That's why I'm here to observe him.

Dig in.

-Ma'am, have some tea. -Okay.

-Be careful, it's hot. -Thank you.

Such nice tea!

Xiao Gu,

I'm sorry that Momo has been giving you a lot of trouble lately.

Thank you for taking care of her.

I should have come earlier.

But I had something to do in our hometown.

Thank you for coming.

In fact, I carried you when you were small.

My mother told me about it.

You peed all over me.

Well,

time really flies.

You're a big boy now.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

You need to choose a good one.

Okay.

Your mother said

you're good at your studies.

You've been sponsored by scholarships since you were small.

But don't work too hard on your studies.

Okay.

I know your studies are important,

but you can't neglect your personal affairs as well.

You need to work hard to get a girlfriend.

Okay.

What the heck? Why are you laughing?

Do you have a boyfriend? How can you laugh?

Actually, both of you can...

Cut the crap, Mom!

What did I say?

I'm not pressuring you two.

I was just saying.

Just saying.

Okay.

How tall and heavy are you?

I'm 1.87m tall, and 65,000g heavy.

Sixty-five thousand...

Sixty-five kilograms.

Oh, my, that's too light.

You have to eat more.

Speaking of which,

I brought some walnuts for you that I planted myself

in our hometown.

They're good for your brain.

Thank you, ma'am.

Well, let me make you a walnut and black sesame dessert.

Scientists should eat more walnuts and sesame seeds.

I'll make a yummy dessert for you.

Mom, we don't have any sesame seeds.

It's already late. Let's go.

Look!

I brought some black sesame seeds as well.

Making it is quick and easy.

Do you want to try my cooking?

I just don't want to impose on you...

No, don't say that.

Do you think I'm a busybody?

Don't you want a dessert?

Not at all.

I'm actually looking forward to it.

That's good, then!

Well, how about you help me

deshell the walnuts?

I'll prepare the black sesame seeds first.

What's wrong with you?

MIDNIGHT SNACK

Does your girlfriend drink beer?

She's not my girlfriend. And she doesn't drink beer.

I do.

I don't want to have a crush on you anymore.

-You're drunk... -Bullshit!

What is our relationship?

What should we do as friends?

-Hi. -Yes?

-One fried rice noodle with beef to go. -Okay.

-Please wait a moment. -Okay, thank you.

Okay.

I'll have baked noodles.

-All right. -Okay.

-Do you want it? -No, I don't.

-Just give me one. -Okay.

-Your food is ready. -Thank you.

Come on.

Okay.

-I'm so sorry. -Are you blind? What's wrong?

-You have to pay for it! -I'm so sorry.

-Pay for my medical fees. -I'm so sorry.

-My laundry as well. -Just forget it.

-I'm so sorry. -Forget it.

"Forget"? Do you know how much this costs?

You can't afford it? What about you?

You pay.

I'm so sorry.

Nonsense!

I want you to pay for it!

Pay now...

I'll pay for it.

Can you afford to pay? Do you know how much this costs?

Do you know how much this costs?

-Take it. -It's 3,800 yuan!

Pay the bill as well.

You're rich?

Don't show off. Do you know who I am?

Just forget it. Don't fight with the young man.

Do you know who I am?

Come with me.

-Where are you going? -Just forget it.

You're safe now.

Thank you for helping me.

I'll pay you back.

It's all right.

Why were you drinking alone there?

I failed the CET4.

It made me sad.

Oh, my goodness.

You're almost graduating, but you failed it?

Yes.

Failing the CET4 isn't that big of a deal.

Were you really drinking because of it?

Yes.

I'm so sad!

Work harder and take the exam again.

It's pointless to just sit here and be sad.

I don't have a chance anymore.

I'll help you.

Think of it as my thank you for your help.

What?

Didn't Momo tell you that I'm a whiz kid?

Momo...

Okay.

What are you doing?

Deshelling the walnuts.

You can't do it this way.

You press too hard. Let me show you how.

It'll be cooked into a paste anyway

so it doesn't really matter.

Let me see.

Look at this!

Let's celebrate and eat this.

All right.

That's so yummy.

Do you still remember the correct way?

Carry on.

The size isn't suitable.

I'll get another one for you.

That's better.

Mom, what are you doing?

I...

I was just looking at the two of you.

We're cracking walnuts.

Cracking walnuts that way?

That's so romantic.

How should we do it then?

Come on. Let me do it.

Come on. Give it to me.

Give me one. I'll take this.

We used to crack walnuts this way when we were little.

Each has its own method.

Look at this.

There's a gap here.

Put the key inside...

See?

That's how you do it. Got it?

Nobody cracks walnuts with the door.

You'll break the door.

Since you're so smart, we'll leave it to you then.

-What now? -Crack them.

Oh, all right.

I'll keep quiet and leave it to you two.

You two keep practicing.

Carry on.

I have to check the sesame seeds.

How about you try and crack it?

I don't have a key.

Here you go.

Taste it.

Thank you, ma'am.

Come on.

Stop playing. Come on.

-Wait a moment. -Why?

It's better if we dig in together.

You're a really good boy.

Let's dig in and stop playing.

Hurry up!

Come on.

Is it fragrant?

That was so yummy.

I feel a little tired.

Well...

Momo, take away the bowls and wash them later.

I'll go to bed first.

Okay.

Mom!

Where are you sleeping?

In your room, of course.

Mom!

Xiao Gu,

do you mind if I stay here and rest?

I don't mind.

Have a good rest.

Look at Xiao Gu.

Mom! Cut it out!

I booked you a room at the hotel. Let's go.

Come on, don't trouble me, I'm so tired.

I'm staying here for just one night. I'm leaving tomorrow, okay?

-Mom... -You're really annoying.

-Mom... -Come on.

I'm really tired.

I'm so sorry.

It's all right.

Momo, wake up.

Momo, get up, you're going to be late.

No!

-You're skipping breakfast? -Yes!

Wake up! You're going to be late!

I won't be late! I haven't heard the alarm ring yet!

-Wake up! -Oh, no!

-Wake up! -No!

You're really lazy. You're going to be late.

-You have to get up now. Get up! -Mom...

Mom, ten minutes! Just ten minutes more, please!

You're just like a pig.

You sleep like a pig.

It's like I'm slaughtering a pig now!

-Quickly! Get up! -Just kill me!

Kill me now!

Lower your voice.

I'll beat you if you wake up Xiao Gu.

Mom...

-Quickly! Get up! -No!

I'll come again in ten minutes.

You're awake. Let's have some breakfast.

-Good morning, ma'am. -You're awake.

Our dear guest,

would you like to try our fresh ground soybean soup

with salty sticks made with Spanish olive oil,

or porridge with Chinese century eggs

and braised meat in wheat buns?

She's asking whether you want

soy milk and fried dough sticks or porridge and pork buns.

Porridge and pork buns will do.

I want the other one.

Hurry up and get it, then.

Are you waiting for someone to serve you?

Sit down.

Hey, get the porridge for Xiao Gu.

-Okay. -Come on.

Okay. Let's dig in.

Hey, behave yourself.

Don't put it in the soy milk.

-It's... -I like it.

You freak.

You learn so fast, you freak.

-You freak. -All right, hurry up and eat.

Senior Xie, have you completed the experiment?

It's finally done.

Gu Weiyi, do you have a pen?

I have a pen.

-Give it to me. -I need it myself.

Nonsense.

I wish I could get back to the university. I hate working.

All those digits and calculations are racking my brain.

Eat more walnuts.

Your mother said it's good for your brain.

I just remembered,

my mom asked me to give you this.

She said you need to develop your brain as well.

She asked you to eat more walnuts to get smarter.

Senior Xie.

Thank you.

Be professional, Gu Weiyi.

How could you bring walnuts to the lab?

Senior Xie, have some.

Thank you.

I want one too.

Be professional.

You're so stingy.

Food is not allowed in the lab.

Why did you bring walnuts to the lab, then?

What are you doing?

Who brought the walnuts?

"The best way to open walnuts"?

Stop it. Get up.

Have I been giving you too much freedom lately?

How could you dawdle over the experiment?

Even though I usually joke and try to be close to you guys,

I'm always serious in every experiment we do.

I hope you do the same as well.

Don't you know that food is not allowed in the lab?

Your attitude and actions today

have really disappointed me.

I'm so sorry, Professor.

Listen carefully.

I hope my students

are always serious and focused on the research,

okay?

All right.

I want you to do the experiments

all over again.

-Yes, Professor. -Yes, Professor.

This is the HR department's budget.

Are you the new trainee in Qing's department?

Yes, sir.

-You haven't graduated yet? -Not yet, sir.

Come on.

Look at this advertisement.

RECRUITING TRUE ADVERTISERS

If I put this advertisement in your university,

would you be interested in it?

Yes, sir.

Religion.

Let's take a break. I've been studying for two hours.

I'm suffering from mental blocks now.

Let's go find Momo.

You know that you've studied for only two hours.

How many times have you mentioned

looking for some fun in those two hours?

I've had enough! I'll just quit...

Lower your voice.

If you can spell the 40 words I told you to learn,

I'll bring you to Momo.

Okay.

Mom, I'm home.

You're back.

My god, look at you!

Behave yourself!

You should behave like a girl.

If Xiao Gu sees you,

he'll lose interest.

Who cares?

Xiao Gu, you're back.

Ma'am.

Are you hungry?

Not really.

Chop-chop!

Hurry up!

Put away the clothes and fold them nicely.

You came back so late. You must be hungry now.

I'll cook for you right now.

Momo, help me clean the vegetables.

Actually, Momo is quite hardworking and good at doing chores.

No!

Well...

you can help me clean the vegetables.

This...

-Okay. -What a lazy girl.

You shouldn't wash it that way. You're wasting water.

Well, how about you help me cut the carrot into cubes?

-Okay. -Go.

What is the size of the cube?

About 1cm.

It's obvious that you never do any chores.

Momo, come and help us.

How many people do you need just for cooking?

Oh, my goodness!

-What's wrong? -Are you kidding me?

I just want to make it uniform.

Do I need to get you a microscope?

You don't know anything.

He's a scientist. He has a point.

You must show respect to a national pillar to-be.

It's okay. It's good.

Just carry on.

It's good. Just carry on.

Are you myopic?

Yes, over 100.

So why don't you wear glasses?

The light reflects on the glasses when I look into the microscope

and it affects the view.

You seem to like physics very much.

Well, I wouldn't be doing it if I didn't like it.

Come on.

Take a break. Have some fruit.

Come on.

-Come on. Take this. -Thank you.

Take one.

Young people just can't stay at home all the time.

What about this?

Let's go out together

and experience the old people's healthy and happy way of life.

How about that?

Where?

Don't think about it, just come with me.

Come on, stop reading too much. It will ruin your eyes.

-Get up. -I'm not going.

Get up.

Hurry up!

Let's go.

Shuffle the tiles.

How did she know about this place in this area?

Middle-aged women always have their radars on for places like this.

I can't explain it to you.

But I don't know how to play it.

It's okay, I'll teach you.

Arrange the tiles.

Do you know how to play?

I know.

It's okay. Take it easy.

Pong!

Eight sticks!

Pong!

-Pong! -Kong!

-Six sticks. -Kong!

Nine sticks. I win.

East wind, I win.

I win.

Pay me.

Pay me.

Let me play.

Let me play.

It's okay. I got it.

Okay.

I win.

Take the money.

I win.

I win.

Kong.

Kong, and I win.

Pay the money!

Pay the money.

Pay.

I quit.

What a bad day! I quit.

-How smart. -Clever.

What a smart boy.

He's a scientist.

You play with your luck.

But he plays with his brain.

You're really smart!

-Awesome. -Excellent.

You're really smart.

You're really something.

-Take it. -You won a lot.

Be careful.

You should be careful.

Hey, your purse!

Keep it.

You really are forgetful. Can't you just lower your voice?

Did you see my books?

No, I didn't.

Come on.

Have some sesame soup. Are you hungry?

Come on. Eat it while it's hot.

-Where did you get this? -Leftovers.

Don't keep the leftovers next time.

Don't sit on the floor, it's cold.

Get up, quickly. Come on.

Sit on the sofa.

Well...

Come on, Xiao Gu, get up.

Where is my magazine?

Can you move aside?

I remember putting it somewhere here...

This... Where did I put the magazine?

That...

-Here it is... -Mom!

What's wrong?

It's okay.

You get surprised easily.

The two of you match so well.

People might think that you have been living together for years.

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

-Wake up! -Oh, no!

-Wake up! -No!

You're really lazy. You're going to be late.

-You have to get up now. Get up! -Mom...

Mom, ten minutes! Just ten minutes more, please!

You're just like a pig.

Xiao Gu...

are you awake?

Is he having a bad dream?

He looks peaceful even when having nightmares.

Momo should learn from him.

He sleeps gracefully.

Momo...

Ma'am.

I'm awake.

Are you awake?

Did I disturb you?

Not really.