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Men are getting from bad to worse.

They only feel sorry for themselves everyday.

After a hard day's work of doing nothing.

Find a few buddies and go Girl hunting.

Runaway.

You wanna runaway.

Don't be afraid.

Just free yourself and do it right Yeah.

Throwaway. Throw them all away.

Shut all your cellphones.

and throw them all away.

Remember not to breathe a word to your wives.

Or you will die.

The girls here are real hot & sexy.

Fascinating.

Driving me wild.

Sleepaway. We don't wanna sleepaway.

We wanna get High all the way.

Come give me a hug.

Flirt with me.

You flirt with me.

You send me up to cloud nine.

This is my wife.

She used to be very pretty.

but after 20 years of marriage.

all her bad habits are revealed.

but I still love her very much.

There must be tolerance for the relationship to last.

So we haven't been intimate in 3 years and 8 months.

It is hard to talk about such things.

It is hard not to talk also.

I can only suffer in silence.

not like my God-brother.

Jeremy, who is having a great time.

I am different.

Being single is more fun.

I told myself there is no need to pray to the Gods.

As long as we always do good deeds we'll have peace.

So I love to help others.

whether young or old.

male or female.

especially those lonely women.

In real life. online.

it is hard to imagine how big is this group of people.

You see how important my mission is.

This is my god brother's only son.

18 this year.

Guys his age.

there are 3 things they really love.

First is computer.

Second is women.

Third is using computers to spy on women.

Every man goes through this process.

From not knowing to knowing.

from knowing to delight.

from delight to being hooked.

from being hooked to exhaustion.

Every male goes through the same process.

As a woman.

I just cannot understand them.

They cause me to have a heart attack everyday.

The worst thing is I have to live among them.

There is an exam today.

Done all your homework.

You better score above 90 marks.

Good morning darling.

I missed you yesterday.

Ok bye bye.

A new girlfriend again.

When are you gonna stop fooling around?

I mean when are you gonna stop playing?

There are a great variety of dishes outside.

You always eat the same dish.

Aren't you bored? I really give it to you.

Are you saying that I always cook the same dishes?

tired of eating?

No no.

The dishes that sister-in-law cook. I love to eat.

Since young till now. already used to it.

So I shifted to the condominium opposite your house.

We can keep in contact.

Whenever I am free. I can come over to accompany you all for a meal.

Are you sure?

You choose to come over. because it's free.

You are really smart.

We chinese have different values.

You better don't get into trouble.

Actually it is no big deal.

You know something? Those western couples.

When they get tired of the same old dish. They will start exchanging.

-Everyone eat each other's dish. -That is called potluck.

Very exciting.

Husband and wife come together.

Sometimes even the mother joins in.

You eat mine I eat yours.

See whose skill is better.

It is so fun and thrilling.

Where are you going?

Toilet.

Talk to your son.

Last night I saw him on his computer again.

viewing pornography.

You guys have your own language.

Go and talk to him. I don't know how to say.

I really don't understand. Why do men like to watch pornography?

The hottest girl.

I thought you are working.

I am working.

Don't lead my son astray.

In a small country in South America.

a scandal broke forth.

It is alleged that the prime minister.

Amajiwadi and the chief of police engaged in unnatural mating.

resulting in an uproar in the country.

Due to their special status.

The police do not know how to intervene.

Also because of this incident.

The people attended a precious mating education lesson.

revealing the mystery of oral mating and unnatural mating.

Apparently these two phrases.

have become the young people's slang in the country.

Kids like you better not listen to such news.

Dad I'm no longer a kid.

I know what is unatural mating and oral mating.

How do you know?

Classmates are talking about it.

These are not good friends.

Do it with them .

I mean do away with them.

Strive Hard

These are my classmates.

I learnt many bad things from them.

This is the girl of my dreams.

I have a crush on her for very long.

a pity that she is Bryan's girlfriend.

Hold it hold it.

Why did you bring me here?

Buy underwear.

You like this type of underwear?

Giving others.

Today is Valentines Day?

Just one girlfriend.

need to buy so many?

It is very costly.

Not just one.

Three.

I think you have a problem.

such a big appetite.

It is not my fault.

You know what. When God created us.

He purposely designed us to be lustful.

Mankind can continue reproducing.

is mainly due to this.

Also, our "lustfulness" is God-given.

We cannot let God down.

-Correct? -So it is God's fault?

Yes.

You buy so many things.

Is it effective?

Tonight is the best time.

You must trust me.

make use of this chance.

Hello? On the way on the way.

Ok ok.

Go look for that salesgirl.

She knows me. can give you discount.

Trust me Bye bye.

Hey.

Boss what do you want to buy?

I want to buy.

a pair of this.

Are you buying for yourself? Or girlfriend.

buying for yourself. buying for girlfriend.

or buying for wife.

what size do you want?

Size?

Size?

Should be same as yours.

Darling Happy Valentine's Day.

Already husband and wife for so long.

still celebrate Valentine's Day?

Actuallly I do not need you to buy things for me.

As long as when I need you.

you are by my side.

You have a need for me?

What are you thinking?

Not that?

Last month when school reopened.

I went with Benny to buy the heavy new books.

I needed you. Where were you?

Last week.

I wanted you to send my mother for checkup.

Where were you again?

Yesterday I was having a very bad headache.

needed you to buy medicine for me.

Were were you again?

When I really needed you.

Where were you?

Darling.

You talk as if I do not love you.

Actually it is just wrong timing only.

Go away go away.

Actually I really love you.

that is why I bought a gift for you.

See.

So good?

The salesgirl said that this is the latest model.

Wear on your body.

is definitely sexy. you will love it.

Cover where?

Cover front behind can see.

Cover behind front can see.

Are you buying this for me to wear.

or for you to see?

All you men are like that.

everytime say that you do it for us.

actually it is for yourselves.

You have needs. I also have needs.

Do you know what I need?

How would I know if you do not say.

I need a ear.

I need a ear.

which can clearly totally.

listen to every single word that I say.

Can you give me?

Today is Valentine's Day.

Do I get to rest on Valentine's Day?

Come and do housework.

I am smelly.

I need to go and take a bath.

Why did you come in?

I want. What are you doing?!

Come on! Don't want!

Come on! Stop pulling my clothes.

What are you doing?! What are you doing?!

Are you crazy!

Today is Valentine's Day.

So? One time.

All you men are like that.

have ulterior motive in giving gifts.

No! Today is Valentine's Day.

very romantic. After doing it we can sleep together.

Do I look like sleeping pills?

You can't say that.

This is the duty of a wife.

Don't you want it?

Ok you do not want to give me.

I sacrifice. I give you. Come.

Go away .

Give me a good reason.

Why must I do it with you tonight?

Let go of your hands and feet so I can talk.

Today is Valentine's Day.

-Not counted. -I am your husband.

Not counted.

My sperm has reached custom.

What are you talking about? Not counted.

Whatever I say doesn't count.

I don't care already! I want!

I will sue you for rape.

We just talked about the song of imperial orders.

Let us revise one more time.

Ok.

Have you finished watching? Return it to me.

Why. Very nice to watch.

Let me see let me see.

Hang on teacher is still here. It's ok .

What are the both of you looking at?

Keep it.

What are you looking at?

Give it to me.

Give it to me!

Whose is this?

Not mine.

Then whose is it?

Say.

Is his.

Stop it!

Both of you.

Ask your parents to see me tomorrow.

Sorry.

PussyCat (Online).

Pussy Cat says:.

Each day I'll send you a piece of my face.

Jeremy says: Love To!

Pussy Cat sends: puzzle.jpg.

Accept---Save as---Decline.

Sending. Finished.

Open.

Wanna play? .

Bring it on.

Better be a hot babe.

Don't waste my time.

What is that?

Why didn't you knock?

I did but you didn't hear.

What's the matter?

Can you be my father?

Who you are looking for?

I am looking for Miss Huang Mei Shi.

Miss Huang This way please.

This way, please.

-Thank you. -Sure my pleasure.

Hi Mr Chen.

I am Benny's form teacher.

I am Huang Mei Shi.

Hi I am Benny's father.

Please take a seat.

What do you think?

Too young is it?

I take good care of my skin .

Many people said Benny and I are like brothers.

Still don't believe?

I will show you my identification card.

Don't need. Its ok.

Actually I invited you over.

to find out.

If Benny .

has any family problems?

When he is in class.

He's very distracted.

has a wild imagination.

and also loves to day dream.

If Benny has problems in school.

it is your problem.

If he has problem at home. then it will be my problem.

but during class.

he watches pornography using his handphone.

It is the same.

If he watches in school it is your school's problem.

If he watches at home it is my problem.

Are you really Benny's father?

You mean I look like his mother?

I am just joking with you.

Actually Benny's problem.

I already knew. Don't worry.

I will give him a good lecture at home.

I have a book here.

I think you can use it.

to inculcate the right values in Benny.

Mating and Teenagers. Thank you.

Nowadays, being parents.

is really tough. Don't worry.

I will read the whole book.

inculcate the right values in Benny .

Oh right.

Can you give me your mobile number?

Next time if Benny has any problems.

We can keep in touch.

keep in touch directly.

It's more convenient.

Sure no problem.

-Sit here. -Come. Sit here.

We've all grown old.

I still prefer when we were schooling.

Not so many worries.

right but you are different.

We are about the same age.

but you don't look old.

Ate heavenly pills is it? Is it?

Not eat heavenly pills.

is doing it regularly.

revitalizes you.

Look at her wrinkle-free face.

You notice that too.

but there is truth to this.

Look at Mary she is so active.

having her 5th child at 48 years old.

but her face is really smooth. Very smooth.

so smooth that when a housefly parks on her face.

it will slide down and break its legs.

Are you crazy!

Isn't it so.

She is rich.

She is so free that.

She visits the doctor for "renovation and overhaul".

Unlike me.

Money not enough.

and so many things to worry about.

I don't have mood for such things.

I'm the same as you.

When I'm in a bad mood.

don't feel good. My engine cannot start.

My husband is angry.

He blames me for not giving in to him.

They don't care about our feelings.

treat us like prostitutes.

They treat us like prostitutes we will "rebel".

Treat us like prostitues we will "rebel".

You never heard of this idiom?

That is how the chinese idiom camea bout.

-Nonsense. -Nonsense.

I talk nonsene and yet you listened happily.

Do you know what I heard.

In a man's lifetime.

He only has five thousand times.

need to share with prosititues, gigolos and "prosgolos".

when it is our turn.

There will be nothing left.

so many people want a go.

-how would five thousand times be enough. -Indeed.

also I heard.

after using up five thousand times.

Even if you use the best methods. take the best medicine.

consume any medicine available in the world.

is game over too.

Really?

It's true.

What are you doing?

I am researching on why men like to read this.

Today I did the housework. I am very tired.

Come and give me a massage.

Higher.

Higher.

I have confirmed!

You must have done something wrong.

afraid that I will find out!

Feeling guilty!

that's why you're giving me this consolation prize!

Am I right?

What do you want?

I should be asking you.

What do you want?

Treating me so well suddenly?

All you jerks are like that.

When we don't want you keep pestering us.

now that I want you start to be suspicious.

Do you want or not?

Of course!

I am going to the toilet .

What!

Wait for a while.

Ok.

It is raining I have to bring the clothes in.

You.

I heard that you men.

only have five thousand times in a lifetime.

Have you used up yours?

Nothing left.

Five thousand times.

Then I must have started using when I was three.

Is peeing counted?

Coffee .

-Wait. -coffee.

You must be kidding.

Sorry Sorry.

No worries...

-It is ok... -Sorry...

You must be kidding.

you poured the soup all over him.

Boss it is a small matter.

Go tidy it up.

Sorry sorry Boss sit .

Boss what do you want to eat?

What do you have here?

We have everything here.

but the most famous is this tonic soup.

Tonic soup? What kind of tonic soup?

This tonic soup is brewed with bull's testicles.

and also the most expensive herbs.

Very potent.

Is it for real? Yes it is real.

Can use it to play drum and flip table.

Want to try?

One bowl.

One bowl of bull's testicles soup.

Uncle ordered.

Hurry up.

Benny's father.

Mr Chen.

What do you think? Even younger right.

Please sit please sit.

You said you had urgent things to tell me.

Actually there is something.

I have been keeping in my heart.

I feel very guilty.

Ever since I saw Miss Huang.

I knew you are a dedicated teacher.

so I do not wish to deceive you.

Actually I am not Benny's father.

You are not Benny's father?

Please don't blame him.

Benny is very pitiful.

His parents are lunatics.

If they know they have to meet the teacher.

Benny is dead for sure.

Why is it so?

I pity him.

so I posed as his father.

I hope you can understand my intention.

But then you are.

Actually I am Benny's God uncle.

I am Jeremy.

If we worked together.

surely we can help Benny.

If Benny has any problems in school.

call me directly.

Just treat his parents as deceased.

Benny , I.

I , Benny.

We are linked.

Thankfully Benny has a God uncle like you.

Do you still have my mobile number?

Yes.

Then lets keep in contact.

Sorry I am rushing for time.

So how is it?

There is temporary and permanent impotence.

You cannot give it a death sentence so soon.

I know. Everytime I do it with your sister-in-law.

I just can't.

with the same woman is not accurate.

Ok I will bring you to test.

Hospital.

Massage palour.

Find two professionals to test it out.

No.

What if I don't pass the test.

Those women have big mouths. Spread the news everywhere.

The whole world knows.

I will be very embarrassed.

You don't dare to try anything.

What joy is there in life.

I heard there are other medicine which works.

-You need to see the doctor. -need to see the doctor?

I don't want...

What if the doctor is big-mouthed.

Spread the news everywhere. The whole world knows.

I will be even more embarrassed.

Any more solutions?

Hey hey.

Wow! so beautiful.

Who is that?

Miss Huang.

You don't even let a teacher off.

I think I am still curable.

But you are confirmed incurable!

What do you mean incurable?

This is my cure. Do you have other solution?

Let's go I am rushing for time.

Go. Don't be so cold-hearted.

Go. Don't be so cold-hearted.

May I ask you if there is any...

You want apply, swallow, drink or see a doctor?

My husband.

He...

Brew 3 bowls of water into one bowl.

If you're afraid of bitterness. can add some rock sugar .

How do you know what kind of medicine I want?

The wives who come here.

Nine out of ten will buy this type of medicine.

Nine out of ten has the same expression as yours.

Don't feel embarrassed.

Three packets per treatment.

Guarantee your husband will be as hard as steel after consumption.

-Hard as steel? -Infallible.

Becomes a roly-poly.

How many packets do you want?

Give me three treatment nine packets.

Nine packets?

Give me fifteen packets.

Fifteen packets?

wait a while.

Don't look at me like that.

No matter what I am also a woman.

The sun sets and rises again in the morning.

The flower wilts and blooms again next year.

Beautiful bird flies away without a trace.

My youthful bird has gone forever.

Lala Lala Lala.

My youthful bird has gone forever.

Ok we will practice till here today.

-See you tomorrow. -Thank you teacher.

Are you alright?

Bryan and I broke up.

Really!

Why did this happen?

He has a new girlfriend.

so he broke up with me.

This type of guys.

you can do away with.

I want to go home.

Can you accompany me?

Me?

I have reached.

Reached?

So fast.

Thank you for accompanying me.

You are a really nice guy.

What?

Haven't you been kissed by other girls?

No.

You are the third.

The third?

Who are the other two?

They are two women.

Who is it?

My mother and grandmother.

You are so adorable.

Ok See you tomorrow.

How is it?

What do you mean ?

My "little brother".

little brother is yours what can I do?

Can you help me resurrect it?

Let me give you four words.

Please rest in peace.

Let me also give you four words.

You go and die.

I am rushing for time.

Here.

I specially brewed it for you.

Brewed for a whole day. Hurry up and drink it.

What is that?

Well it is good for you. drink it up.

Don't want I don't want to drink such herbal tea.

It is not herbal tea.

I don't want...

I don't want to drink untested medicine.

After drinking this you will be.

as hard as steel. become a roly-poly.

This guy is taking so long to get it up.

How do I get out?

Don't complain.

All old things are like this.

Let me fix it slowly. It will rise up again.

What are you looking at?

Indians can't speak Chinese is it?

A lot of people took this and has been cured.

Why didn't it work for you?

I wonder how much fun you had before.

My youthful bird has gone forever

My youthful bird has gone forever

My youthful bird has gone forever

Why must you sing this "bird" song?

Don't you have other songs to sing?

What are you looking at? Go to sleep.

Miss Huang. Good morning.

Why are you here?

I happened to pass by.

Oh I see.

I wanted to return this book to you.

I have finished reading has really been beneficial.

Thank you thank you.

Really Good.

-Oh where are you going? -I am going for class.

What a coincidence I'm heading there too.

-Let me give you a lift. -Thank you .

I can't think of a reason to take a lift from you.

Thank you God. Thank you thank you.

It's not me who wants you in the car.

It is God Lets go.

Don't get drenched.

Be careful. Hold on to her.

Careful.

Careful careful.

Careful careful.

Careful careful.

You can't think of a reason to get into my car right?

Then I'll make a move first Bye bye.

How can you do this!

You getting in or not?

I want this document tomorrow.

Pour me a cup of tea at the same time.

Ah Seng.

Why are you here?

Your wife asked us to buy this medicine for you.

We were nearby so we'll pass to you first.

What is that?

Do you really want us to say now?

Good stuff.

We'll make a move first.

Bye bye bye bye.

What? Haven't seen Mas Selamat before?

You used to have a small mouth.

When did it become so huge?

You are crazy!

I am doing facial. I do not want to quarrel with you.

You are doing facial?

I need a mask!

What are you talking about?

Why did you...

tell all your friends that I am impotent?

I... I just wanted to help you.

Help me?

Help me lose face is it!

You know what? Why can't I do it?

It has something to do with you!

-Something to do with me? -You don't believe?

I will try it with a whore!

See whether I'm impotent!

-You dare? -I don't dare?

-You dare? -I don't dare?

If you get a whore I will get a gigolo!

-You dare? -I don't dare?

-You dare? -I don't dare?

I can't do it because you are a block of wood!

I am a block of wood?

You can't do it. because I am a block of wood!

Let me show you now!

-You dare? -I don't dare?

-You dare? -I don't dare?

-See you. Ok bye bye. -Bye.

-Jennifer. -I was looking for you.

-Looking for me? -Are you good with computers?

Yes That is my specialty.

Great. Next Saturday afternoon.

Can you come to my house to fix the computer?

Go over to your house? Sure.

So we have a deal. Ok.

Ok bye bye.

-Hello. -Sorry I am late again.

Please sit please sit. You are not late.

I am early.

but to be able to wait for such a beauty.

is my honour.

Save your words for other women.

You said you had important things to discuss with me.

Has Benny gotten into trouble again?

Must we only talk about Benny?

Can't we talk about something else?

Today is my birthday.

I did not invite anyone in Malaysia.

only invited you.

You must be kidding right.

Don't believe me?

Ok.

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to Jeremy

Happy birthday to me

I want to make a wish.

My wish is.

that the person in front of me.

will give me a birthday kiss.

Don't push it.

Then I will sacrifice.

I will give her a birthday kiss.

Your husband is not a man .

What did he say about you? A block of wood.

Darn him!

oh right. Don't worry.

We'll help you get back at him.

Actually. All guys are proud lustful and stupid.

They don't know that whatever they can do.

Women can do it ten times crazier.

Sorry to keep you all waiting for so long.

These are our hot favourites.

Let me choose first let me choose first.

Hurry up.

This one...This one is like my first lover.

Oh my god Come here.

Are you for real. come come come.

My turn.

I like that one. He has tattoo.

Come come.

He looks like Andy Lau.

You come over here Quick quick quick.

So dark. Your turn to choose .

Hurry up. I don't want.

I am just taking a look. You guys have fun.

Don't need to bother about me. What do you mean?

Come here is to enjoy. Ok let me choose for you.

What do you mean taking a look?

Ok It must be you.

You come here.

Greetings.

My name is Xiao Han.

Madam is very beautiful.

Madam is very pretty.

Madam drink beer.

Madam raise up your hand.

Make a "peace" sign.

Madam have a smoke.

Smoke Madam.

Madam be careful...

Madam look at me Madam.

There has never been a guy.

who treated you so well is it Madam.

Madam Today is the.

most unforgettable day in your whole life Madam.

Drink Madam.

Cheers.

You are drinking such a big jug.

No This is yours Madam.

Just kidding Can't you tell Madam.

Cheers.

Drink again Madam.

Cheers.

I am very happy.

Yes you must be happy.

Madam keep it up.

Madam Madam all the way.

Madam...

Madam feeling comfortable?

Ah Seng...feel so nice.

I am Xiao Han Madam.

Poor woman.

Must have been repressed for very long.

There 's no guy who has treated you so well.

Isn't it?

Don't worry.

Today I will use a man's charm.

and gentleness.

give it all to you.

Come The most unforgettable moment is starting.

You have a moustache?

I just shaved in the morning Still obvious?

Don't shave.

The more you shave the more you get.

The third time already.

Don't blame me for skiving.

Shortcut.

Let's make it a quickie.

2009!

There're still people wearing such gigantic underwear.

What are you doing?

Removing your underwear.

Why are you removing my underwear?

You have to remove your underwear to 'do it'.

You molested me!

No no no I am servicing you.

-Madam Madam. -You removed my underwear.

and you still claim you're servicing me!

I will sue you for molest!

and attempted rape!

Madam!

Give me back underwear!

Give me money. Five hundred dollars.

You molest and strip me.

and still want five hundred dollars!

Ok Two hundred and fifty.

Why don't you go and rob!

Fifty.

Madam.

At least you should give me taxi fare right.

You cannot expect me to walk from Petaling Jaya to Chowkit.

Right? Ok ok Don't cry.

Okay You win! I lose I'm just unlucky.

Treat it as National Service.

Ok? Madam thank you..

Bye Bye.

Hello?

Who are you looking for.

I am looking for Benny.

What are you doing?

Thinking of you.

Frivolous.

I have already planned for tomorrow.

I am bringing you to a very romantic place.

to have candlelight dinner.

Really?

I will come and pick you up after you knock off.

Don't want. There are a lot of students watching.

Nowadays students have already started dating.

-As a teacher what are you afraid of? -I don't want.

Give me the address and I will go myself.

Sorry. My boss is calling me.

That's it kiss me.

Don't want.

Then I will kiss you.

-bye bye. -Bye bye.

Pussycat online now.

That's great baby.

Pussy Cat (Online).

Pussy Cat says: Are you ready?

Jeremy says: Yes.

Pussy Cat: Sends.

Accept---Save as---Decline.

Sending.

Finished.

Open.

Beautiful!

Oh yea baby beautiful.

Where did you go? What time is it?

It's none of your business!

You want to quarrel with me?

so what if I want to?

I only asked where did you go.

what time is it already?

Why didn't you call back?

I went to get a gigolo.

to prove to you I am not a block of wood.

You are my wife!

Cleaning, cooking and looking after the children.

Taking good care of this family.

I do not care what you want to do!

What did you say just now?

You went for a gigolo!

Did you go for a gigolo!

Did you really go for a gigolo!

Don't yell at me!

I am hungry now.

and my wife just went for a gigolo.

You expect me to keep quiet?! You are hungry.

You are not handicapped Can't you cook!

You are not crippled!

You are my wife!

Cleaning, cooking and looking after our child.

taking care of husband is your duty.

Please be clear of your role! In your eyes.

I am just a cleaning washing.

slave who takes care of the family?

Can't I have some fun with my friends?

Just because I can't do it.

You went to find another man!

You wench!

Can you not link everything

to mating?

I don't know if you still love me!

I do not know.

I don't love you?

If I don't love you I won't buy and brew medicine for you.

All these years I've done so many things for you.

You don't remember anything.

Just because I didn't make love with you.

you feel that I don't love you.

Does it mean without mating there is no love?

Hurry up hurry up.

What are you doing?

broke again.

How many bowls must you break each day?

It is very expensive. You see.

just a few words and you're crying!

I am not dead yet.

I can't hire you anymore.

You don't need to come to work anymore.

don't need to come.

Don't cry.

There are other opportunities.

Right.

You haven't tell me where you live?

I don't want to go home.

It is frustrating at home.

Then where do you want to go?

I feel like singing Karaoke.

Can you accompany me?

Did we do it last night?

Darling Yesterday you were great.

I was in heaven.

Really?

Why should I lie to you?

But I...

I just like mature guys like you.

You like mature guys like me?

but I am an old guy.

Doesn't matter.

It is ok as long as we truly love each other.

You... How old is your dad?

Forty-eight years old.

I am older than your dad.

Are you using this excuse to dump me?

After being intimate with me.

then you say such things to me.

I have a wife.

I know you have a wife.

but I am not the type of woman who will break up a family.

I just wish.

a man can truly love me.

Just that?

Also.

give me an allowance every month.

how much?

-$250 . -$2,500 .

-in Rupiah? -Ringgit!

Finally getting to your point.

This two hundred is for you.

fifty dollars for you to take a taxi home.

You think I am a prostitute?!

Jerk!

You don't want money?

Think I am old.

Already senile .

My brain is still brand new.

Haven't started using yet.

Come in.

Can you help me check my computer?

Don't know why it hangs once I switch it on.

I am in a rush.

have to hand in project tomorrow.

Ok.

I will get you some water.

Thank you.

Here's your drink.

-Done. -Done?

Done.

Oh my god this has taken me ages.

You fixed it so fast.

Benny you are incredible.

You are my hero.

Thank you.

I think I better make a move now.

So fast?

Stay a while more.

Let us chat.

Closer.

Even closer .

I am not gonna eat you .

Come here.

You are amazing.

Where did you learn your computer skills from?

Actually I learnt from books and the internet.

I am not that smart.

only know how to dance.

Can you dance?

I...

Dance.

Come on lets dance.

-Dance. -I am dancing.

More energy.

Dance Come on Dance.

Dance!

Look at you You're sweating all over.

Let's follow the beat.

and take off our clothes.

Don't look at me this way.

I am shy.

Sorry sorry.

I thought you are a good boy.

but you're just a lustful kid.

I am going to blindfold you.

continue to dance.

Come Lets follow the beat.

and take off our clothes.

take off your clothes! Take off your clothes faster!

take off your clothes!

I have already taken off all my clothes.

You have to take off all your clothes too.

Faster! Faster!

That's right!

Take it off! Faster!

Take it off ! More energy.

Wilder.

Hey, Benny.

I didn't know you could dance so well.

Because of you.

I am black listed in school.

beaten up by my dad.

Treat this as a lesson.

Don't betray your friends in future.

If you want to get the photos back.

You have to talk to my Big Sister---Shirley.

That way.

Don't be so nervous ok?

Please don't say anything later.

Just leave it to me.

You are that...

Can I speak Cantonese?

I am not fluent in Cantonese.

Hope you do not mind.

You are the one who blackmailed my brother?

Don't make it sound so nasty.

what blackmail?

Your brother and my younger sister had a one night stand.

Your brother is married.

Asking for some money to seal our lips.

is not too much.

If we accidentally let the cat out of the bag.

It would not be good.

Correct?

Threatening us.

Threathening? Don't say that.

I forgot to mention.

My sister is celebrating her 16th birthday next month.

Please come early.

-16? -16?

16 years old with a body like this?

Your mouth stinks. Did you eat poop?

Underage girl.

What proof do you have?

Proof? It is so troublesome.

Make it simple.

Call the police.

What should we do?

No don't call.

Stop playing with me.

So what if I am playing with you.

You have a problem?

No no.

This is just a one night stand.

there is no need for 2,500.

You are right.

2,500 is a little overboard.

Why not this way.

One lump sum $100,000.

-$100,000? -$100,000?

For just one night? She is made of gold?

Don't fool around with underage girls if you can't afford it.

I'll give you 3 days.

3 days $100,000.

If there is no money.

You will have to explain to the police.

Lets go.

Please don't say anything later.

Leave it to me.

Every month $2,500.

becomes $100,000.

what kind of lousy expert are you?

It is ok.

I have another idea.

You were intimate with an underage girl?

You have to help me .

They blackmailed me for $100,000.

If I do not pay up in three days.

They will call the police.

I don't want to go to jail.

You have to save me.

$100,000 .

How much are you short ?

I have always been saving.

not much.

$99,000 .

$99,000 .

You are still short of $1000.

No. I am still short of $99,000.

So much?

I... You ask him.

I don't know.

I assume you ate duck rice that night.

I do not want to quarrel with you.

Now my brother is in trouble.

We cannot stand by and do nothing.

You.

How many times must I tell you.

Do not fool around.

Look at you!

you got into trouble now.

We will help you.

but you must also promise us.

to turn over a new leaf.

Understand?

Lets go lets go.

The bank is about to close.

Whatever I said just now.

was for myself to hear.

Don't take it to heart.

I still cannot understand.

how can you have intimate relation with an underage girl?

fool around till that extent?

The carpark was dark.

I couldn't see her clearly.

Carpark?

Didn't you tell me it was the hotel?

It is the hotel not the carpark.

How did you know?

He told me.

Yes... I am troubled lately.

Got everything mixed up.

You have nothing better to play.

fooling around with an underage girl?

Nowadays girls mature early.

and she looks very sexy.

Every guy who sees her will want her.

I really can't believe that you will do such a thing.

Why are you here?

I just heard.

You had intimate relation with an underage girl?

Not me not me not me.

Not you? I just heard.

Not me... it's.

brother.

my friend.

Your friend.

Your brother's friend?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Why did you tell me is him?

Speak up!...

Speak up!

The two of you are up to something.

What is the truth? Speak!

-Who is it? -Who is it?

-It is him! -It is him!

How can you get me into trouble?

Are you mistaken?

-Who is the one who needs money? -I'm helping you.

-But you got me into trouble instead. -Who is the one who needs money?

-Who is it? -No...

Is it you?

They are in real danger now.

I need to save them.

Meishi. Meishi.

Please listen to me?

Let go of me!

It really has nothing to do with me!

I am helping my brother!

Why did you walk so fast ! If you have the guts to do.

you better have the guts to admit!

Did you two gang up to lie to me?

Is it you! Is it you!

Tell me! Tell me!

Tell me!...

Ok...

Is me. You! Asking for it!

I'm so mad!

Stop it!

And you! The two of you!

Dear!

I really wanted to help my brother!

I don't want to see them divorced!

You don't have to explain.

We're not in a relationship.

Whatever you like to do.

whoever you like to be with.

is none of my business!

Please listen to me will you?

Ever since I knew you.

The feelings I have towards you.

are really getting stronger.

I think.

I must be in love with you.

It was just a misunderstanding.

Please give me a chance will you?

Ok.

Then come home with me for dinner.

My mum wishes to meet you.

Meeting your mum is fine.

but I am really busy lately.

Give me some more time.

Meishi!

Dear!

Whatever I say now is of no use.

-It is all my fault! -When you can't do it.

I went through so much just to buy medicine for you.

With me you can't.

but with a little girl you.

are incredible.

Who am I in your eyes?

What are you doing?

I don't want you to leave.

This home really needs you.

I really really really love you.

You men are like this.

you say you love me.

but you fool around behind my back.

Now that I found out.

You still dare to say you love me?

I had enough!

Where is the bag!

Dear you must help me.

Otherwise I will go to jail!

Benny "The Stripper".

What are you doing?

How did this happen?

I was tricked by a female classmate.

She tricked me into doing a striptease.

Then she uploaded it on to the internet.

now the whole school is laughing at me.

You also got tricked by a woman?

Also?

who else got tricked?

What I mean is.

You are already so old.

still tricked by a girl.

Dad.

Is it the older you get.

the more you shouldn't be tricked by women?

Of course... Not.

What I mean is.

Girls nowadays are sly.

Even the smartest man can get tricked.

Dad.

What are you talking about?

It's very confusing.

Whatever it is.

It is dangerous to be lustful.

It's her!

It's her. who is she?

she is my senior Shirley.

This photo...

When was it taken?

Last month.

taken on her 18th birthday.

18th birthday?

-Are you sure? -I'm sure.

-Are you sure? -Very sure.

I was the one who lit the candles.

18 of them.

Can't be wrong.

Dear dear!

Dear dear!

I didn't sleep with an underage girl.

She is already 18.

It is legal.

There is nothing wrong sleeping with her.

Dear actually you do not need to come.

We can settle it ourselves.

I just want to see what the woman looks like.

It doesn't matter what she looks like.

the most important thing is that she's 18.

and that brother is not legally liable.

That's right!

Can't you keep quiet?

Dear Dear!

You are that wench?

You are that old maid?

So sly at such a young age?

How could you ...

Seduce such a short, old and ugly man?

You have a really low standard.

Such a short old and ugly man.

And you married him.

You have an even lower standard.

You... Shut up.

If you are really that good. Your husband won't.

be seduced by my sister.

-Where is the money? -Money?

Here.

Open it.

Boss it is fake.

Monopoly?

You wanna play?

Let's play!

Phone.

I'll call the police.

You can explain to the police.

Hello?

Pizzahut.

Wrong number.

Still ordering pizza?

The police is here.

Run!

Let me go.

Police please listen to me.

Nothing happened that day.

He was dead drunk.

I did not do anything.

I just took photos for fun.

Nothing really happened between us.

Let me go. Uncle save me.

Uncle save me uncle.

Sister-in-law. The worst is over.

Let me tell you.

I still want a divorce.

I cannot accept a man who has betrayed me.

You can't be serious.

It's the first time I've cheated on you.

And I didn't even succeed.

I also admitted my mistake.

You think it's so simple?

All you guys are the same.

You only think of yourselves.

Dear dear. If I'm really in the wrong.

Then let God punish me.

Are you alright?

Sorry sorry uncle sorry.

It hurts!

Hurt?

Does it hurt as much as my heart?

Dear don't be like this.

-Let us go home. -I don't want to see you again.

If you return home I will leave immediately.

Forget it. Quarrelling everyday is not going to help.

You must make a decision.

Don't you admire. My care-free bachelor lifestyle?

There are many exciting things.

you have not tried before.

Doesn't hurt anymore?

Doesn't hurt already.

Yes. It's him.

Bryan this is solid!

You and Jennifer...

Give it back don't watch anymore.

Let me see! Don't snatch!

Don't snatch!

I said stop watching!

Have you had enough!

Where is my mobile phone?

The video can't be seen by the teacher!

Look for it!

Hi.

Pussycat?

Yes.

Jeremy?

Hi.

Please take a seat.

Thank you.

I never expect.

You look even prettier in person.

Is it?

Do you always date girls this way?

No. Actually I am very busy with work.

Usually I don't have time to make friends.

That is why I go online.

To meet new people.

Dating girls this way.

is my first time.

Is it?

This is also my first time.

The feeling you give me.

is so different when you're online.

I also feel that you are very different.

Thank you!

I ordered for you just now.

The cocktail here.

is very nice and famous.

Cheers.

You can't be serious.

You think I'm the type of man.

who will resort to spiking drinks.

to cheat women?

No. I am...

Look at me.

I woo girls using my abilities.

Not relying on drugs.

I know but...

I brought my own.

My mum said. Never to accept drinks from strangers.

Ok sure.

I'll drink yours.

You drink mine.

Will it do?

You drink yours.

I'll drink mine ok?

You finish both drinks.

Ok.

I will drink both.

Cheers.

See No problem.

Jeremy!

Are you alright!

Jeremy are you ok?

Who tied me up?

Is there anyone?

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Who are you?

Why did you tie me up?

Have you eaten?

I haven't eaten haven't eaten! How can I eat when I'm tied up?

let me go let me go!

Haven't eaten?

I also haven't eaten.

Come let's eat together!

delicious! delicious!

Come. Eat this.

Try it! It is delicious!

I don't want! Chilli! No! No!

It's hot! Let me go!

Come! Eat chilli! Delicious!

Girl! Prepare for dinner!

come and help me!

-Let me go! -I am getting the fish cake.

Do you want the big or small one?

I want both! .

Pussycat!

Hi. I am preparing dinner.

So you want to invite me for dinner.

You're really creative.

This idea is not bad.

but it's not fun!

Fun?

I heard you love to have fun right?

You had fun. With many women right?

Jennifer is a bad girl.

Upload.

Can you release me first?

Being tied up is really uncomfortable.

sure sure.

Hang on.

Do you mind.

If I take a look first.

Incredible!

You think too highly of me.

-Let me see. -What's there to see?

Pussycat I never expect.

Your mum is still so fun-loving at this age.

Fun!

You think it is fun?

Is it very fun?

Mum. Mum Stop.

Mum!

Is it very fun?

Is it very fun?

Let me tell you.

Let me tell you.

10 years ago.

I have a daughter whose life was destroyed by "this".

After fooling around with my daughter.

He abandoned her.

My daughter was heart-broken.

jumped from the 20th floor.

and died tragically.

Daughter.

Mum.

Daughter you died so tragically.

Mum don't cry. It's already been 10 years.

Upload.

Let me ask you.

Why do men.

Behave like this?

Stop hitting me...

Please calm down.

listen to me.

Actually it's not our fault.

Our nature is designed by God.

God wanted us to procreate aggressively.

So that human beings can continue to exist.

It's beyond our control.

Beyond control.

What is that?

This belongs to Muah's 'whoring king'.

He told me he cannot control.

So I helped him remove his 'problem'.

This is the souvenir he gave to me.

And this is Petaling Jaya's Casanova.

Robert Tan.

He also told me he cannot control.

I don't have any choice.

So I helped him remove his 'problem'.

This is the souvenir I requested from him.

Crazy. Let me go!

Didn't you say you cannot control just now.

What is your name?

-Where do you stay? -Darn it!

Let me go.

I am not married yet. I still want to have children.

His name is Jeremy.

lives in Kuala Lumpur.

Jeremy...

How to spell? Spell...Your head!

Let me go. Help!...

J-e-r-e-m-y.

J-e-r-e-m-y.

Kuala Lumpur.

I used to rear pigs in the village.

I castrated all those pigs.

Castrate?

Those pigs did not die after castration.

They grew to be big and healthy.

Most importantly after castration the male pigs.

never bothered the female pigs again.

I am not a pig.

I am a human being.

Human being?

You are a beast!

Don't be afraid.

Once your organ becomes numb.

I will help you to remove it.

Not painful at all.

Don't.

Don't.

It's freezing.

Just a while more.

Upload.

Sausages are my favorite.

Let's eat together later.

What about these meat balls?

Put it aside first.

We'll cook together with his.

Good.

Want to run away?

What is the matter? Stop Police.

She...

She wants to castrate me.

I didn't.

He wanted to rape me!

I had a hard time looking for you.

What happened to you?

He...

He tried to rape you.

I didn't.

Darn you!

You hit me.

The two of you be the judge.

They held me captive and wanted to castrate me.

I'm telling you. They may look innocent.

-But they are actually perverts. -Perverts.

Who's the pervert?

Look at your pants.

Why did you take off your pants?

-No! -Go back with me.

No!

Its not what it seems...

It is not.

Pussycat Go away!

Go away!

What are you doing?

Why am I here?

Just now you. were at the cafe.

and you fainted suddenly.

When you woke up.

I helped you over to the carpark.

who knows. when we reached here.

you fainted again!

I was scared to death!

I am scared!

When you fell.

You even injured your head.

I thought you were dead.

I was very scared.

Don't touch me!...

Don't touch me!

-Let me help you. -don't help me!

I told you not to follow me!

Young Teenage Couple's Shocking Mating Video Exposed.

Jennifer is a bad girl.

wow so big you see... so small.

why is it so small.

see! Amazing! Really amazing!

Come and watch... why is he leaving?

Look it's so dangerous. yah!

She looks so young. Right!

looks like she is going to jump.

Jennifer! Jennifer! Jennifer!

Don't come any closer!

Ok I won't.

Hold it!

Don't do this.

Come down quick!

Whatever problems can be resolved.

It's futile.

Everybody has seen me naked.

how am I going to continue living?

Don't be like this?

Look at me.

this happened to me before too.

I am still doing fine aren't I?

Do you know?

death can't resolve any problem!

Benny.

Regarding the prank.

It was Bryan who forced me to do it.

He said if I don't cooperate with him to set you up.

he would post our intimate video online.

Sorry.

is it?

Actually the one who posted your video online...

Is a useless, gutless, unforgivable .

First class jerk.

Jennifer I beg you!

Everything will eventually be over.

Come down quick.

I promise you.

I will think of all ways.

to remove those clips from the web.

because death is not the solution!

Come down quickly.

Come down quickly.

Yes that is right.

Yes.

That is right.

Slowly.

Jennifer!

Hello? Miss Chen.

I've been having the same nightmare lately.

I'm really tired.

head hurts real bad too.

Help me cancel all meetings.

apply for another day's leave.

bye bye.

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Jennifer is a bad girl.

Delete Video.

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Save me!

Thank you.

Why did you come over?

I... I wanted to take back.

the book I lent you the last time.

I want to lend it to other parents.

Tried calling your mobile phone but couldn't get through.

so I came up to find you.

That book.

During the heavy rain the last time.

I already returned to you.

Thank you very much.

When are you free?

I would like to meet your mother.

Didn't you say that you are very busy?

No matter how busy I am.

I still want to meet your mum.

I want to tell her.

I want to marry you.

Dear.

Why did you come here? Didn't I tell you.

If you come back I will leave.

Get lost!

This week.

I've been living a meaningless life outside.

I really cannot live without you.

Let me tell you again.

If you come back I will leave.

I've told the lawyer to prepare the documents.

Ok.

don't say that I am heartless!

I already begged you!

I already admitted my mistake! And don't wish to divorce you.

Yet you still want to drive me away!

You are not leaving is it?

-I'll leave! -Ok!

You don't wanna leave. I'll leave! I'll leave!

I am really tired. Go ahead and divorce.

Today I came back. Just to test market!

I've confirmed.

Brother. Sister-in-law.

You came just in time.

Your sister-in-law.

Is adamant about divorcing me.

I've talked till my mouth is dry.

-Sister-in-law. -Don't say another word.

I have already decided.

-I have news to tell you. -I said shut up!

The words of men. Cannot be trusted!

I am getting married.

You are getting married?

It's not enough to torture them one by one?

You want to marry one. and torture her slowly?

Sister-in-law.

I am serious now.

Meishi is willing to marry me.

Now you're telling me you're getting married!

I just become single!

You know that? What do you want me to do now?

What can I do?

Sorry brother.

I did say that.

I would never get married in this lifetime.

It's because I haven't found my true love.

Now I've found her.

Sorry your head! Sorry!

What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do now?

Have you two finished acting?

Finish acting then leave!

If not I will hit you!

Go on and hit.

You think I don't dare?

If I let you hit.

Can you not divorce me?

So simple?

Wishful thinking!

Please.

Sister-in-law.

Actually brother's sorry statenow.

I'm also to blame.

Both of you!

Just because you're kneeling now.

you think that I don't dare to hit!

you think that I don't dare to hit!

Dad mum what are you all doing?

Dear where did you drop your button?

Yes so small very hard to find.

Let me tell you.

Some things can never be found once they're lost.

Shower and eat.

She asked us to shower and eat.

calling your son!

She really has sharp ears.

Why not. I pretend to kill myself.

scare her ok?

What if you really die?

We've arrived.

This is it?

It is pretty big.

Mum Jeremy is here.

Open the door.

so many gifts.

-Hi Auntie. -Hi Please come in.

-Please take a seat. -Meisi.

You and your mum really look alike.

Is it?

It's true. Look at you.

Your eyes and noses are totally the same.

but she is not my mum.

She is our Aunty.

Don't lie to me.

My mum.

She should be busy in the kitchen.

Mum Jeremy is here.

Mum.

Hello, we are late.

traffic jam.

Hi I am her elder brother.

I am her second brother.

I am her mother.

Welcome to my home.

My daughter talks about you all the time.

so I couldn't wait to see you.

Today I've finally known.

why my daughter likes you so much.

you have really good taste.

I bought some gifts for you.

This is for you.

Don't mention it don't mention it.

Mum this is for you.

It is great that you came.

No need to stand on ceremony.

It is nothing much nothing much.

-Thank you... -ok.

Let us not stand and chat.

Mum have you finished cooking?

finished cooking long ago.

Let us quickly have our dinner.

Good good. come on.

come in don't be shy.

Why did you spend so much?

Just a small token.

ok let's eat.

Ah Yin take this and open it.

cut into slices.

Right.

I've bought your favorite beef and mutton.

I've ordered but forgotten to take.

It's at the supermarket nearby.

I will go and pick it up now.

I accompany you.

Take a seat. I will be back very soon.

I have been your brother for so many years.

I've never seen you buying things for us.

Not fair.

I think I better accompany her.

There is no need.

You have our company right?

Don't stand on ceremony. come eat eat eat.

I'll do it myself.

Where do you live?

I live in Kuala Lumpur.

Which school did you study at?

I studied in many schools.

Lately stocks haven't been doing so well.

Were you burnt? Right!

come come come.

I love eating sausages.

Our family loves to eat sausages.

Do you like to eat sausages?

Do you like to eat meat balls?

Hi I am Meishi's younger sister.

My name is Meizhen.

Don't be scared don't be scared.

Meishi is a great girl.

Take good care of her.

Do not bully her.

We love her a lot.

All this food for you?

For your sister-in-law.

Trying to make it up to her.

What is that?

Doctor.

Treat your illness.

I don't want It's embarrassing.

What is there to be afraid of?

If you're sick you should see the doctor.

It's very common nowdays for men.

Dear. You are hungry.

Do eat something.

You really look pretty.

You have great taste.

Come eat while it's hot.

I'm going to toilet. Dear Dear.

Smells great!

-Yes. -What do you want to eat.

Anything is fine.

Look you are perspiring.

Thank you.

Come let me feed you.

Brother. Here! Eat.

Don't be like this guys. Come on eat.

-Eat! -Eat!

Eat.

Everyone is so happy today.

Meishi Be careful.

Look let me feed you.

-Me too -Me too.