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♪ Clean cups. ♪
And they just get dirty again.

Life, right? Are you watching
the rowboat guy video again?

He's not just
the rowboat guy, Lin.

He's Quincy Cox.
He's gonna be the first person

to row by himself
from New Zealand to Nova Scotia,

retracing
the original wool route,

which I guess was a thing?

When I asked
the Lamb & Wool Federation

to sponsor my adventure, they
said, "Wool, all right." Get it?

Ha. "Wool, all right."

It's always been my dream

to be the first
solo-wool-route-rower,

and after years of preparation,
I'm finally here.

I'm on my route!

Dad, you do know there's more

than one video
on the Internet, right?

You don't have
to keep watching this one.

It's just, I still can't believe
he's coming here...

to our restaurant today.

Quincy Cox.

You only found out
about this guy yesterday

when the publicist called.

I know. Best call ever.

Quincy Cox is stopping
on his route, in our town,

and they ask him what he wants
to eat, and he says, "A burger,"

and they pick our restaurant.

And you said "Who's Quincy Cox?"

I know. I said that.
I was dumb then. I'm smart now.

- Eh.
- And as if that wasn't
already really great,

a reporter from the paper
is coming here

to cover him eating our burger.

It's huge publicity for us,

so you all need
to get a little more excited.

- It's weird to see Dad happy.
- I don't know if I like it.

Also, this boat is just so cool,
and cozy,

with everything you need.

I could see doing that. Maybe?

You know? With solar panels
that charge the batteries

that power
the navigation system.

And the desalination tank.

The satellite phone,
the tiny cabin to sleep in,

little fishing pole,

and the induction burner
to cook the fish.

Dad, are you gonna leave us
for a rowboat?

If it would have me.

Man, I have never been so glad
to live on the wool route.

I guess
I just take it for granted.

Doesn't he get bored out there?

Rowing and rowing,
every single day? Eh-eh-eh.

Um, okay, Quincy's gonna be
here any minute,

and I don't want him
to see you doing that.

I won't. It just sounds really
boring and dumb, that's all.

Look, maybe it's better

if none of you talk to him
when he's here?

Maybe you could all
be... upstairs?

No way! We're gonna be in the
paper, baby! A picture of us!

Yeah, I curled my hair
for this. Huh?

Just the one, or...?

I mean, I don't really know
how to curl my hair,

but I think
you just twist it up a lot?

Hi! Oh, it's Gene.

Nice to see you, too!

There's our little paper-folder.

How was your first day
in origami club?

- I quit.
- What? No.

Yup. I just thought
it could be my thing.

Like, "Hey,
there's that origami guy.

He looks into your eyes
and folds what's in your soul."

But it turns out
origami is not for-aga-me!

What happened?
You were so excited.

Saturday origami club
at the Rec Center.

It's just so much folding.

And the cranes.
It's all about cranes.

Is that a crane?

I think so.

- A crane's a bird, right?
- It is?!

Gene, you just joined.
You can't quit.

Eh, sometimes
you know right away

when something's not a good fit.

Like when Dad tried
wearing shorts?

Those were a tense couple days.

- Mm.
- It's good
to see things through.

And you've been on a little
bit of a quit-streak lately.

I don't want to do this anymore!
I don't like this!

What was I thinking?

No, thank you!

I was really hoping
this one might stick.

I was gonna be an origami Mommy.

I mean, Lin, maybe it's okay to
quit things that are origami

and all those other things.

Listen, give it another shot.

Go to the next meeting,
and if you still hate it,

- then quit, okay?
- Eh...

- Oh, he's here!
- Oops. Sorry, Mom.
We're doing that now.

And he's walking

as if he's never been
on land before.

No one say anything
about that, okay? Be cool.

- Like this? Mm.
- Stop.

- Like this?
- Guys, stop.

- Be cool like you?
- All of you, stop.

- Hello.
- Quincy Cox. Hi.

Uh, welcome to Bob's Burgers.
We're huge fans.

Are you by yourself, or do
you have, like, an entourage?

Uh, I don't know a lot
about the rowing world.

Oh, it does not smell
like the ocean in here.

That's the nicest thing anyone's
ever said about this place.

- Louise.
- Oh, I've been dreaming
of a burger for months.

You sure
you don't want Thai food?

- Or maybe a hoagie?
- Gene.

My publicist says
you're the best burger in town.

Or the closest burger to where

I was getting out
of the ocean, anyhow.

Aw, that's our thing.

And our burgers are good.
I mean, I hope you like it.

Dad, just ask him to prom.

Louise, just leave me alone.

Oh. Whoa! I'm wobbling, right?
Not-not the floors?

Yup. Our floor just
got de-wobbled.

Uh, I'm Bob.
Uh, it's great to meet you.

- Hello, Bob, everyone.
- Hi.

Should I order now?

Oh, aren't we gonna do that
when the reporter gets here?

You know, for the photo op?

Right. The interview,
the photo op.

Uh, let's just check
with my publicist.

"So hungry.
Where is reporter?"

She's typing. Okay.

"He's running 20 mins late,
45 mins max."

"I... might... die...
before then."

Oh, here we go.

She says I can get one now,

and another one
when the reporter gets here.

Okay. You have more
than one burger, right?

I... do. Do-do you want
the burger of the day?

The Mold Man and the Sea Burger.

Comes with blue cheese.
Oh, great.

We told him not to put the word
"mold" on the menu,

but he hates money.

The thought of a juicy, meaty
burger is what kept me going.

It was your meat-avation.
Sorry.

I've only had fish
for the last 12 weeks.

And dehydrated fat-replacement
supplement packets.

Yum!

- Here you go.
- Oh, wow.

I'm gonna eat this fella
nice and slow

so my belly doesn't rupture.

- Cool.
- Mmm! Mmm!

Um... are you crying.

It-It's more weeping.

Um, is that...
is that a good thing?

Oh.

Uh. Okay.

A little announcement.
I'm done.

Oh. You're done?
W-Was it not... good?

Should I...
go do a different job?

I'm done with the route.

I'm-I'm done rowing.
I'm-I'm done with the boat.

I'm just done, done with
that dream, thanks to you, Bob.

And I'll tell the reporter
to quote me on that

because this Mold Man isn't
going back to the sea.

- Wait. What?!
- Uh...

Dad, I think your burger
just made him quit.

- Um, thanks, Gene.
- No problem.

Huh...

Do you guys have any ketchup?
Oh, there it is.

But, Quincy, you can't just
be done with rowing.

You were gonna be the first solo
rower to row the wool route.

I can't go back out there, Bob.

This burger's so good.
Uh... I... Oh.

I-I... I just realized
that I miss this too much.

I just want
to live on land again,

eat good food and sleep in a bed

and see people and TV
and department stores.

- Do people still drive cars?
- The cool ones do.

Well, I've said it. I quit.

That feels good.

Yes, it does.

No. No. No.
No, it doesn't feel good.

Quincy, you can't just quit.

- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't!

- Can, too!
- I mean, he can.

- Well, he shouldn't.
- Shouldn't he? Hmm?

I can't go back on that boat.
It all makes sense now.

This burger's helped
clear everything away.

- Way to go, Dad.
- Wait.

Let's, uh,
stop blaming the burger.

I mean, Quincy, you're-you're
an inspiration to everyone.

- Well...
- So you can't quit!

What about
what you said earlier, Dad?

"It's okay to quit a thing"?

I remember when you said
those super helpful words,

and I quietly judged you.

But Quincy is rowing
across the world.

Gene was talking
about origami club.

Gene could origami
across the world.

I mean, a paper boat's
probably not great, but...

Also, just saying,
might not make

for the best newspaper article.

"Restaurant's Burger
Makes Man Want

to Quit Inspirational
Thing He Was Doing."

Oh, yeah. We don't want
that article. Oh, God.

And the reporter's gonna be here
any minute now. Oh, no.

- Bob, Bob, come here.
- Okay.

Uh, be right back, Just having
a land talk.

That poor guy is delirious.

He doesn't know what
he's saying. Here's the thing.

I would quit, too.
I don't get rowing by yourself

across the ocean, but you do.

You were talking about it like

he was floating around
in a Rolls frickin' Royce.

So you're the guy
who should convince him

to get back in that boat.

And hopefully, really quick,
before the reporter gets here.

It'll be a good example
for Gene, too.

I mean, I was trying,
but I can try more, I guess.

Maybe I'll think
smarter things now

with the same brain
I had before?

See? You're already doing it.

Um, did you...
meet any cool dolphins,

or hit it off with any whales?

- Well, there was this one bird.
- Was it a crane?

- No.
- Good.

But he turned out
to be a bit of a jerk.

Um... so...

- Do it.
- I'm doing it.

Do it faster.

So, Quincy, I-I...
I'm not good at maps,

but just to say it,
it seems like

you're really close
to the end of your journey.

I think Nova Scotia is what,
just, like,

another thousand-ish miles away?

Aah! A month!
Millions of these.

That's a fun motion
to do a lot of.

And you've come so far.

Also, land is not that great.

Land doesn't have a cozy cabin,
no desalination system.

Just stupid regular water that
doesn't even have salt in it.

But, Quincy, you look like

you're having so much fun
on your website.

- It made me want to do it.
- Oh, that's editing.

There's hours
and hours of footage

of me getting rolled over
by the waves,

vomiting on myself.

Aah! (retching) Aah!

- That's what I'm smelling.
- Ah. Oh, yeah.

And I don't think
they posted the part

where I went totally insane.

You've never seen Footloose!

H-How do you know
you don't like it?!

And all the crying.
They cut that out, I bet?

Make it stop!

But, Quincy, what you're doing
affects a lot of other people

'cause they see you do this,

and they do their own version of
rowing a boat around the world.

Be it a paper-folding related
activity or whatever.

- Mm.
- Yeah, that's right.

People need stuff like that.

Y-You inspired me
to watch all your videos

- and to go for my dreams.
- Nice.

I should tell my publicist
I'm quitting.

Oh, she's gonna be very upset.
She works so hard.

Well, I don't know why
I said she works hard.

Maybe she works
just the normal amount.

I've never actually met her,
but she will be upset.

I mean, maybe just, you know,
take some time,

rest, recharge,
finish your burger.

My burger. My sweet,
sweet Land Burger! Land!

Oh, I mean,
uh, forget the burger.

Maybe focus on the fries?

And the reporter's gonna come,
and this whole

"I want to quit" thing
will feel like just a blip.

You just capsized for a minute.

But our
anti-capsizing technology--

meaning this pep talk--
put us right back up again.

Aah, the capsizing!

- Bob.
- Not capsizing.
Forget I said that.

I'm just very emotional
right now.

And my muscles
are seizing up. Aah!

- Because they miss the ocean!
- You think?

Yes! You got to finish.
Do it for...

this sweet little boy.
Look at this face.

And he needs something
to inspire him.

No, I don't. Don't do it for me.

Mm, mm, mm.

And he's so excited
about you finishing.

Linda, I-I think
you're smothering him.

In so many ways.

Now he's chewing
on your fingers.

Gene, stop. Gene, stop! Gene!

All right, all right.
People are counting on me.

I can do it. I can do it!

I think I can do it.

Just turn off the part
of my brain that feels pain.

And sadness and fear.

And loneliness
and hunger and vomit.

Good for you!

He's back in. Little delicate.

If we don't bring up the tough
stuff, maybe he'll be okay.

Hi, I'm Ralph.
I'm from the paper.

I think we've met before.

- Oh, uh, yeah.
- Hi!

And you must be Quincy Cox.

I cannot believe what you put
yourself through out there.

So dangerous, so isolated.

No one in their right mind
would do what you're doing,

but you're doing it! Amazing!

- Hmm.
- Hmm.
- Okay.

Let's get crack-a-lackin'.

My first question.

What are the ten worst things
that happened to you out there?

- Oh, boy.
- Oh, no.

Can I bring anyone a water?

Salted or unsalted?

Oh. Are we doing this
in the booth?

And are we doing it lying down?
What are we doing?

He's fine. He's doing great.

Why-why don't I bring
the burger over

and see if we can get Quincy
to sit up?

And... maybe stop crying?

This is bad.

Uh, maybe
we could do a nice picture

before we get to the questions?

Quincy, I'm gonna reach down
and try to help you sit up,

'cause you seem like
you might need a little...

- help.
- Bob, your back.

- I know.
- Your back.

He's just so tired.

Yeah, yeah, so much rowing.

Gene, go underneath,
go on the other side

and push from there.

Or we just let him
do his own thing?

- Gene, go!
- Okay!

- There we go.
- Oh. Oh.

I'm scared
to let go of this hand.

Put-put his other hand
on the burger.

Quincy, I'm gonna put
your hand on the burger now.

Okay, totally normal.

Now let's let go
so we can take the picture.

- There we go.
- Oh...

Try again! Try again!

Louise, go get a box
from the basement.

We'll prop him up.
Gene, duck out of the shot.

You guys are focusing
on the wrong thing.

What do we do
about the tear-stained cheeks

and the dead eyes?

Oh, that's just how humans look.
We photoshop it all the time.

Aah. Uh-oh.

Have you been selected
for a survey?

My publicist says
I pulled up on the wrong beach.

Oh. I was wondering why there
was no one there to greet me.

It's nice to be greeted,
you know. Nice greeting.

Oh. Yup, sounds like

I didn't go to the right dock.

I was supposed to go to the dock
north of the amusement park.

- Oh, so what dock did you go to?
- The beach.

You just pulled up on the beach
and walked here?

Yeah, I was very hungry.

Ooh, sounds like
I have to move the boat now,

or they're gonna take it away.

- What? Like, tow it?
- Oh, you know what?

Just let 'em take it.
They can take the whole thing.

Just... It's garbage!
Put it in the garbage!

Set it on fire, I don't care!
Hit-hit it with a stick!

Um, here's a question.
Won't it make it hard

to row without your rowboat?

- Great question.
- I don't even want
to row anymore.

- Oh, he's just, uh...
- Oh, I don't know
that's where you want

- to start with the question.
- Oh, there's your picture.

- Take it now.
- Maybe do some
background stuff.

- Take it now. Look at him.
- Uh, ask him about the bird.

Where? Wh-Where's the bird?

He just loves that bird.

Oh, gosh, everyone's so upset.

"Put... it... in...
the garbage!"

Quincy! Quincy, you stay here
and do the interview--

more like
we talked about before--

and I'll go down and help them
stop towing your boat.

This would all be so easy
if you'd just let him quit.

- Gene, go with your father!
- Mm, fine.

Easy, easy.

Okay, good luck. I'll-I'll
call you from the beach.

Let's go back
to my first question.

Ten worst things out there.

No! No, no, no, no.
No touching that.

Oh, I didn't even know
I did that.

- Maybe you didn't.
- Yeah, maybe I didn't.

- No, you did.
- Who can say?

No boats on the beach.
Move the boat or lose the boat.

Officer, please. This is
Quincy Cox's solo rowboat,

and it's kind of a big deal.

I-I know it seems like he just
left it here on the beach,

but that's 'cause
he's very tired,

because he rowed thousands and
thousands of miles by himself,

and people around the world are
following him on his website.

Uh, do I have reception here?

I-I was gonna show you
the website, Officer.

We-we could, you know,
watch the video.

But I don't have reception.

Also, you know, it wouldn't
look great on my phone.

But can you kind of picture
everything I'm saying?

- No.
- Dad, say everything again,

but this time,
cup his face in your hands.

Are you close?
Yeah.

Go ahead and get it out of here.

- Take it away.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

I don't want to talk
about rowing.

I don't want
to talk about rowing!

Okay, that's a neat way
to do this interview,

but let me just ask
another question.

When you're done
making that noise,

I'd love to ask you,

how do you go to the bathroom
on the boat?

Everybody wants to know that.

It must be so gross.

Sorry. Did you just turn off
my recorder again?

No, no. T-Tina, did you?

- No.
- Louise?

Like, with my mind? No.

Huh. Did you check
the batteries?

Maybe it's the batteries.

Should we smash it
to check the batteries?

- Let's smash it.
- No, no, no!

You are being so weird
about that recorder.

Okay, okay, listen, there's
a dock north of the wharf.

We just have to get it there.

Okay. Then do it. Get it there.

- Wait. Me do it?
- You do it.

Or we tow it and impound it.

Okay. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna do it.

I'll just get in
and row the boat

around the wharf...
in the ocean.

Too bad it's not a stream.

'Cause then we could do
the "gently down it" part.

The "merrily" part, too,
would be nice.

I actually don't know
where you're gonna sit, Gene.

- How about there?
- I think that's where

my legs go, but-but sure.

Oh, shoes are wet.
Shoes and socks.

I wish I had taken them off
before doing this.

Bye-Bye, Officer Man!

Tell everyone we know
we love them!

- What?
- Nothing!

Okay. Gene, um, take my phone
and text your mother

that we're making
great decisions,

and not to worry,
but we are in... the ocean.

I'll just say,
"In ocean. Very, very safe.

Just remember the good times."

Gene, we're gonna be fine.

I just... I don't know
where the paddles are.

Oh, got 'em, found 'em.

Oh, dropped one.
That's not good.

But they float. That's... smart.

Okay, I got it. I got it back.

Uh, take me back
to shore, please.

We're still at shore.
We haven't moved.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

I'm rowing Quincy Cox's boat.

Oh, my God. I have no idea
how to row Quincy Cox's boat.

I won't even mention
that you're sitting backwards.

- What? No, I'm not.
- Shh, shh, shh.

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Okay, we-we got past
the crashy, wavy part,

and now we're onto
the rocky, wavy part.

And I remember when I thought
it would be really cool

to be on this boat, but now,
I feel a little differently

because this is...
really... difficult.

- It's not that hard.
- Uh-huh.

- Oh, Gene, put that on.
- What is it? A neck pillow?

- No, it's a life jacket,
I think.
- How do I put it on?

I don't understand

this new-fangled
life vest technology!

All right, just hold it.
And if the boat flips over,

hold it really tightly.

The fear in your voice
makes me feel great about this.

Um, did he just fall asleep
during my interview?

Yeah, but I think
you got what you need.

- I got no answers.
- That's not true.

When you asked him that question

about how he goes
to the bathroom, he said...

No, that doesn't count.

And I didn't even get
a good picture.

We can solve that problem
right now.

Curl, do your stuff. And shoot.

"In ocean. Talk soon."
What the hell does that mean?

Oh, my God!
Bob's rowing the boat!

- What?!
- I quit!

- What?!
- Bob's rowing your boat!

Is that a bad thing?
That seems like a bad thing!

Uh, you know,
it's not recommended.

It can be a little squirrelly

if you haven't been rowing
for 11 months.

- How-how is he with capsizing?
- Aah!

Probably not great.

He loves it.

- Okay, we're going down there.
- Yeah, we are.

And, Quincy,
maybe you can tell me more

about that whole quitting thing
on the way.

Oh, you just fell down.

- I'm up. I'm up. I'm back up.
- No.

- Oh, am I not?
- Everyone, pick him up.

Let's go. Get him.
Everyone take a side.

Up, up, up.

Ah, yep. Oof. I'm halfway up.

I can't see where we're going.

Can you see where we're going?

- No. I mostly see your stomach.
- Aah.

We're fine. I mean,
how much ocean can there be?

Well, I hope the dock
we're trying to get to is...

getting closer to us?

That would be a fun coincidence.

Oh, there they are!
Way out there!

- Are you okay?!
- Aah. Aah! It's your mom.

- Why are you rowing?!
- I think she's saying

we're doing a great job?

And did she say
I'm doing especially good

at sitting
in the bottom of the boat?

I mean, I guess it's obvious.

So, while we've got a minute,
tell me more

about the "I quit" thing
that you said before.

Too hard, right? Too hard out
there? Way too hard for you?

The sea broke you down.
Is that the story I'm writing?

That's the story
I'm writing, right?

Oh, he's really struggling.

He's not doing well, is he?

Is something wrong
with his arms? And his body?

There's nothing wrong
with his arms and his body.

Well, there's some things wrong
with his body, Mom.

He's trying to save your boat

because you were having
a freakout in our restaurant.

It's just... Wow.

Seeing someone else in my boat

is making me feel
kind of possessive.

I don't like it. I feel like
I should be doing that.

Yes, yes, you should!

I mean, I wouldn't be doing it
anything like that.

That is so inefficient.

Yeah, I'm having second thoughts
about the quitting.

Um... I'm kind of liking
the quitting story.

Yeah, I'm having regrets
about my earlier thoughts.

Well, I'm the one
writing the piece.

Well, I'm the one
withdrawing my statement!

Hey, you two, we got to move!

But, I mean, not that fast?
'Cause look at 'em.

Yeah, we'll definitely get there
before them.

- So, hot dog?
- Yeah, I-I could eat a hot dog.

Oh, yeah. A picture of you,
with the ocean behind you,

eating a hot dog--
that would be great!

No! No, burger!

Burger, burger, burger for you!

No hot dogs.

My chest is on fire.

And so are my arms.
Ugh. And my toes.

Am I buff?
Did I just get into shape?

That sounds right.
Me, too, probably?

But... this is very hard.

I get wanting to quit.

See? Just like origami club.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Hey!
There's the dock... somehow.

But on the other hand, Gene,

I think what your mom
is worried about is

that if you quit too much stuff,
you might get used to it.

And then, you might quit,
like, everything

that's even a little bit hard,

and you'll never
challenge yourself.

You're taking origami Mommy's
side on this?

Well, you know, she's smart.

And I... I think
that what she was getting at--

which I didn't see then,
but I see now,

because, you know,
I'm a different person now,

because, you know,
the ocean changes you--

is pretty much everything
that's worth doing is hard.

And if you quit things
when they get hard,

you may never get
to the good part.

Ah, fine. I'll give
origami club another chance.

- Really?
- I do kind of want
to do that frog.

His legs move.

Sounds hard.

- True.
- But... so is this.

You know,
in case you were wondering

while you just sit there.

I wasn't wondering because
you've said it so many times.

Do you want me to take a turn?

- Oh, we're here.
- Bobby, yay!

My hero! You made it!

Sort of. I mean,
the oars are backwards.

- Are you all eating hot dogs?
- No.

- Wait'll you see
the picture, Dad.
- What?!

He finished!

Good for him.

He looks tired. Kind of scrawny.

His skin's a strange color, too.

Oh, and his lips
are peeling off.

- Gross. But he's smilin'!
- I'm puttin' it up.

Don't mess up my frog!

♪ Can't quit,
not quitting ya, baby ♪

♪ Can't quit, not quitting ya,
baby ♪

♪ I thought
of quitting ya maybe ♪

♪ But I can't quit,
not quitting ya, baby ♪

Your solar panels, oh, yeah.

They charge your batteries.

Big batteries.

Those power
your navigation system.

Me and you, boat,
we're never get lost.

♪ Can't quit,
not quitting ya, baby ♪

♪ Can't quit, not quitting ya,
baby ♪

♪ I thought
of quitting ya maybe ♪

♪ But I can't quit,
not quitting ya, baby ♪

Your desalination tank

pumping out clean water
to drink.

Makes me so thirsty, hydration.

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