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[in English] Okay. This pile is to
keep. This pile is to throw away.
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For example, I will
keep these muffins.
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I will throw away that apron.
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Uh, actually, I will
keep this apron.
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Yes.
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- What's that pile?
- I thought that was yours.
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No, none of this is mine.
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Oh. Then I'll just add
it on to the keep pile.
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And what of the pendant? What
are your plans for that now?
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If it is the Fourth Scroll,
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legend says we need my
father's staff to open it.
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But Niu Mowang has that.
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Wei-Chen, is that the
only thing bothering you?
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I just… [sighs]
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…didn't expect that getting
this… I would lose my friend.
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I think I hurt Jin.
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[Guanyin sighs]
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[speaking Mandarin]
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[in English] I promised
not to get involved,
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but I can offer you
this, just once.
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I will bring your
pendant to Lady Rocky.
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Lady Rocky?
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She gave herself that name.
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Her real name is Shi Ji.
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She's all about stones.
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She's a bit much, but
she may be able to help.
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At least we'll know if your
quest is actually complete.
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Thank you, Guanyin-pusa.
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No need to thank me.
Just help me clean.
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Okay.
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Do you want me to throw away
these old soy sauce packets?
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[gasps] Are you crazy?
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[Mr. Larkins] All right, what
animal has the fastest metabolism?
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And no, it is not Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson.
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It's the hummingbird.
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Pretty amazing, huh?
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All right, enough fun. Let's make
like proteins and synthesize.
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[murmuring]
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- Hey, is everything okay?
- Yeah, why?
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Nothing. You've just been a
little distant lately, that's all.
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Oh, sorry. Yeah, it's not you.
It's just some other stuff.
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Got it. Um, do you wanna
talk to me about other stuff?
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Do you know that kid Wei-Chen?
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Yeah, but I haven't
seen him in a few weeks.
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- Didn't he go home?
- Uh, he went home but then he came back.
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Um, we kinda got into a thing after
I left your house the other night.
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- Thing? What kind of thing? Like a fight?
- Kind of.
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Oh, he seemed really nice.
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Yeah, well, I guess some people
just aren't what they seem.
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Well, do you wanna finish this
project after school today?
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I do, but I can't tonight.
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- Why not?
- It's my birthday.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Are you gonna do anything to celebrate?
- No, it's not a big deal in my house.
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My mom just makes these
noodles that taste like nothing
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- and then my dad gives me 20 bucks.
- Mmm.
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Well, my mom just makes practice
cakes for the entire month
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and then my dad eats
them all just to be nice.
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- That's cool.
- No, it's weird.
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- Yeah, I guess it's kinda weird.
- But seriously, you should do something.
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It's the one day you get
to celebrate yourself.
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- Right. Yeah, we don't really do that.
- Oh! We should go bowling.
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What? [chuckles] Amelia,
I'm not turning 50.
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Me and Ruby found this place,
and they make it all futuristic.
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Futuristic as in
everybody there is 50?
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[chuckling] Stop. Look, are
you sure you can't do tonight?
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Yeah, I guess the
noodles can wait.
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Perfect. Okay, I will invite people
and this will be fun. Promise.
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[Jin] Okay.
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[chuckles]
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[soft instrumental
music playing]
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[sighs] They're exquisite.
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Yes. One of a kind. [chuckles]
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- How much?
- Oh, they're not for sale.
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What do you mean they're
not for sale? [chuckles]
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The stones were forged in White
Bone Cave during the Qing Dynasty.
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I bring them out
simply to admire.
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Name your price.
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[chuckles] It's really
not about money.
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- Anyway, I'm actually closing.
- 20,000.
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[laughs] I'm sorry.
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Fifty then, for the pair.
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Oh. [sighs]
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Well, they do look
magnificent on you,
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but what would my ancestors say?
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100,000.
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Let me wrap those up for you.
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[Guanyin] One of a kind, huh?
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- Guanyin-pusa.
- [chuckles]
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It's nice to see
you again, Shi Ji.
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Putting your skills
to work, I see.
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Well, you know,
gotta feed the beast.
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[chuckles]
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- You remember Pixiu, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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Come here. [grunts]
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- This is Pixiu?
- [Pixiu whines]
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[scoffs] He looks different.
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Oh, yeah. The Jade
Emperor did that.
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After Pixiu pooped
in his lotus pond,
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he turned him into a
dog and sealed his anus.
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Anyway, we're not
banished per se,
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we're just not exactly welcome
to all the fancy banquets.
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It's fine.
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Pixiu prefers Earth
stones, to be honest.
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Anything celestial,
he can't keep down.
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[in Mandarin] Isn't that right?
It makes his little tummy hurt.
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[in English] So, what can I
help you with, Guanyin-pusa?
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I need to ask you a question
about a stone we've discovered.
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Two stones actually,
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set together.
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What do you need to know?
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[in Mandarin] Whether
this is the Fourth Scroll.
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[inhales sharply]
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[announcer speaking
Spanish on TV]
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[sighs]
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- [in English] Hey, Mom.
- Hey. I'll make your noodles in a bit.
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Oh. Uh, actually, I'm gonna probably
go out tonight, if that's okay?
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Some friends are throwing
me a birthday thing.
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Oh, that's nice. Ask
Daddy to drive you there.
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Have fun, but not too late, hmm?
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- Can I ask you a question, Mom?
- Yeah, what's that?
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How much money did you
spend on the green stuff?
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Jin-ah, Daddy and I wasn't
arguing about money.
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Okay, then what were
you arguing about?
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You know… [sighs]
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…when I first met your daddy, he
had a lot of big ideas, big hopes.
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I liked that.
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And his deep voice.
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I liked that too.
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But now when I look
at him… [sighs]
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…sometimes I don't
recognize the man I married.
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Where did he go?
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- Hey, Dad?
- Hmm?
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Hmm?
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Do you think it's possible
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that Mom's green powder is
actually a good investment?
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Jin,
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- do you know what is an investment?
- Yeah.
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It's when you put capital into something
and then later you get something back.
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[Simon] The green powder
is not an investment.
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It's a silly drink.
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Well, maybe he just thinks
it's kinda risky, you know?
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'Cause you don't even really
know what's in it, right?
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Do you know what's in the
energy drink you have there?
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[Jin] I... I don't...
I don't know.
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[Mrs. Wang] See? That's how
business works sometimes, huh?
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Well, I feel like she
really believes in it.
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And I think she thinks that other
people are gonna believe in it too.
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[Simon] If she just wants to
believe, she should go to church,
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not start a business.
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[Mrs. Wang] If Daddy
wants just to work hard,
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he should not have left home.
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We came here for something new.
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[Simon] Your mother doesn't
understand how things work.
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[Mrs. Wang sighs] Daddy doesn't
know how to take risks anymore.
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[Jin] Mom said she
wants to talk to you.
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Well, Dad said he
wants to talk to you.
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Will you at least try?
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Can you at least try?
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[Mrs. Wang] aiya,
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he's just mad because I lost
the pendant in the restaurant.
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[in Mandarin] I never
liked it much anyway.
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[in English] Mom says she's
really sorry she lost the pendant.
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She feels really bad.
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Call when you wanna come home.
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[sighs]
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[laughing, chattering]
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- Hey, guys! Uh, sorry I'm late.
- [Josh chuckles] Hey.
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My dad is a very slow driver.
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Late to your own party.
I respect the flex, man.
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- [Jin] Of course.
- Hey, surprise, man. Look at this.
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Dude, not a surprise party, all
right? Not a surprise party.
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- Hey, Ruby.
- Hey.
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- Oh, hey, Jin. What's up? Look.
- [Jin] Hey.
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I put your name as,
uh, Big Wang Theory.
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It took him 20 minutes to come up
with that. He's very proud of it.
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- Well done. Well done.
- Happy birthday.
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[Anuj] Yo, Jin! Hey, buddy.
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- Happy birthday.
- Hey, man.
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Dude, glad you could make it.
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Yeah, of course. Wouldn't miss it.
Oh, there's a Pump It Up machine here,
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so it's a win-win, 'cause I'm
gonna try to break the high score.
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Oh, sorry.
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He made me watch YouTube
videos all afternoon.
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Well, it's research,
and it helps.
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Got it. Hey, uh, is
Travis being cool so far?
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H... He hasn't said anything yet.
I... I think he's scared of Suzy.
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Every few minutes, I give him
a death stare to freak him out.
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[Anuj] Let's go.
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Hey, birthday boy.
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Hey. Um, listen, thanks
for doing all this. Really.
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Oh, please. I booked a couple
lanes and ordered some food.
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No, yeah. I noticed the Panda
Express. Is th... Is that because...
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Uh, the guys insisted on it.
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Apparently they eat it,
like, four times a week.
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- Oh.
- But, um,
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it is mostly gone,
so sorry about that.
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But they did give us T-shirts 'cause
we ordered so many Panda Bowls.
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Yeah, I'm not wearing a T-shirt.
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Oh, I know, because
you'll be wearing this.
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Like it?
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[chuckles]
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- Hot stuff.
- Hot stuff.
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- I thought it just suited you, so…
- Yeah.
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- Thank you very much.
- …felt you needed to have it.
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[laughs]
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- Let's go!
- [laughs]
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- [pins clattering]
- [whooping, cheering]
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- [cheering]
- Yeah! I got one. [chuckles] I got one.
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- Classic, classic.
- Thank you very much.
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[Ruby, indistinct]
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Wait, why is he here?
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Oh, I invited him. I thought maybe
you guys could smooth things over.
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Hi, everyone.
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- [partygoer] Yo. What's up?
- [Suzy] Hey.
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Happy birthday.
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This is for you.
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[speaking Mandarin]
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[in English] That means
"hello" in Chinese.
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I know.
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I'm flattered you
came to me, Guanyin.
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- It's an honor to help.
- Of course.
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After all, you are Lady Rocky.
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[chuckles] You know, I actually
gave myself that title.
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Oh, interesting.
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So I will need to run more tests on
this pendant to know its true identity.
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But, uh, first, would you
like to discuss pricing?
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- Pricing?
- Yes. What's your offer?
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- My offer?
- For my services.
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You want payment for this?
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Well, you don't expect me
to operate for free, do you?
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Shi Ji, this could stop the uprising
and bring harmony back to Heaven.
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Yeah.
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I'm not as crazy
about Heaven as some.
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You can't tell by looking at me, but
I actually used to be a cave demon.
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- That's fun.
- [gasps] Oh, my gosh.
237
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,771
I am just noticing that beautiful
bead bracelet you have there.
238
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,399
This is a personal gift
from Nezha himself.
239
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,234
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
240
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,654
I'll take it, in exchange
for examining your pendant.
241
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,783
[chuckles] Shi Ji,
you don't want this.
242
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,576
No, I do. [chuckles]
243
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:10,080
How about just three beads?
You're the goddess of compassion.
244
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,541
Think how happy
this would make me.
245
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,668
Honestly, I didn't come
here to make a deal.
246
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:19,924
Okay. Well, then perhaps there's
another expert in heavenly stones around
247
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,926
who can help you. [sniffs]
248
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,010
[Guanyin] Fine.
249
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,098
This is not a trade, but a gift.
250
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,479
Beautiful.
251
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,403
Come here, sweet boy.
252
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,532
- Yes, boy.
- [sniffs]
253
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,741
What are you doing?
254
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,328
Oh-Oh. [shushes] He doesn't like
it when you talk while he eats.
255
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:52,873
Come here.
256
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,806
- What's happening now?
- Wow.
257
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,015
It's just gone?
258
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,602
[chuckles]
259
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,480
I told ya. He doesn't
like celestial stones.
260
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,358
Looks like your beads really
were from Nezha. [chuckles]
261
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,111
[inhales sharply]
Good boy. Yeah.
262
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,283
- [partygoers applauding, shouting]
- [Travis] We're not worthy.
263
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,926
- We are not worthy, bro.
- [Ruby] Are you gonna get another one?
264
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,413
- [cheering, chattering]
- [partygoer] Come on!
265
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,881
[groans]
266
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,976
[shouting, cheering] Yeah!
267
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,520
What? Dude, what is happening?
268
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,206
[Ruby] That's gotta be
a world record, right?
269
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,709
- [Josh] Why can you do that?
- What? There's only ten of them.
270
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,068
Okay, okay. Everybody back
up. That's my teammate.
271
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,446
Hey, uh, Wei-Chen. Can I
talk to you for a second?
272
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,950
- [Josh] Yeah. Yeah.
- Dude, you're not gonna do it.
273
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,076
Oh, my God.
274
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,581
Okay. So, why are you here?
275
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,499
Amelia invited me.
276
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,169
No, I know. But why
are you really here?
277
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,171
I come to say happy birthday.
278
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,673
Did you open your present yet?
279
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,552
Yeah, you regifted me the herbal powder
my mom gave you. Very thoughtful.
280
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,471
My guardian blessed it.
281
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,741
- Maybe it will work magic now.
- Okay, cool. Thanks, man.
282
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,951
Is there some other reason
you're still sticking around?
283
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,227
Or do you just wanna find
new ways to ruin my life?
284
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,272
[stammers] I just wanna say…
285
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,567
I'm sorry.
286
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,033
Hey, come with me.
It's not safe here.
287
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,494
[Jin] What? Dude,
where are we going?
288
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,163
[grunting]
289
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,918
[mouse squeaking]
290
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,712
[banging on door]
291
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,422
[grunts, panting]
292
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,676
Oh, great. Drunk busboy guy.
Hey, did Amelia invite you too?
293
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,094
Don't worry. I'll handle this.
294
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,137
Everybody out.
295
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,932
Free slushies out there.
296
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,058
Where is it?
297
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,352
The toilet? Down the
hall, to your left.
298
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,105
- Perfect.
- Well, good news and bad news. [sighs]
299
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:25,609
The good news is I now know
where the toilet is. Thank you.
300
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,779
Bad news is this guy.
301
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,619
[in Mandarin] Bull Demon.
302
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:40,332
What's wrong? Not
excited to see me?
303
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,753
I have a business
opportunity for you.
304
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,213
Not interested.
305
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,550
Hear me out.
306
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,268
You have the Fourth
Scroll but need the Staff.
307
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,180
I have the Staff…
308
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,641
…but need the Fourth Scroll.
309
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:01,478
What if we worked together?
310
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:07,860
You left home for a
reason, didn't you?
311
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,838
[in English] Please don't
say anything to make him mad.
312
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,756
[in Mandarin] Why would I work
with a weak baby like you?
313
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,216
[in English] Feel like
you didn't listen to me.
314
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,159
Careful how you speak to me.
315
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,786
- I'm not an idiot like Ji Gong.
- [breathing heavily] Hey.
316
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:18,912
Hand it over.
317
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,915
[squeaks]
318
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,128
[Sun Wukong, in Mandarin]
Leave the boy alone.
319
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,757
[Wei-Chen] Father.
320
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:34,053
Have you been watching
over me this whole time?
321
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,345
I can handle this myself.
322
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,223
[in English] Sorry, kid. I think
I'm the one he's looking for.
323
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,018
[in Mandarin] Been
a long time, Mowang.
324
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,645
Yeah, it certainly has.
325
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,606
Has your anger driven you
326
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,941
to wish for the
downfall of Heaven?
327
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,946
If I recall, that
used to be your wish.
328
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,948
[in English] Boom.
329
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,327
[in Mandarin] Give this
up. I can help you.
330
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,164
Why would I need your
help, when I've got this…
331
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,249
- [staff rumbles]
- Look at what I'm holding.
332
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,294
[Sun Wukong exhales deeply]
333
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:22,351
How's it feel? To want
something I have for once?
334
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,920
[in English] You guys have a
lot to talk about. I should go.
335
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,070
- I don't think so!
- No!
336
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,865
- [shouts]
- [grunts, groans]
337
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,117
[breathes heavily]
338
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,827
[gasps]
339
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,415
[both grunting]
340
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,628
[grunts]
341
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,004
[in Mandarin] Hurry, run!
342
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,674
[grunting]
343
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,077
- [in English] Come on.
- [grunts]
344
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,553
- [Wei-Chen pants, grunts]
- [Ji Gong groans]
345
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,514
- Get them!
- [both groaning]
346
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,599
[both grunt]
347
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,020
[shouts]
348
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,649
[announcer on PA] Who's
ready for starlight bowling?
349
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,812
[both grunting and panting]
350
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,945
- [partygoers chattering]
- [dance music playing]
351
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,030
- [all cheering]
- [grunting]
352
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,077
[grunting]
353
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,330
Oh, there you guys are.
354
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,414
[in Mandarin] Sandy.
355
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:33,297
[grunting, shouting]
356
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,768
[cheering continues]
357
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,830
[in English] We're gonna
sing "Happy Birthday" now.
358
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,522
- Oh, awesome.
- And we got you a cake.
359
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,441
- We have to get everyone out of here.
- What?
360
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,568
Don't tell anyone there's
a demon fighting my dad.
361
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,903
I wasn't going to.
362
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,447
- [Niu Mowang shouts]
- [Sun Wukong grunts]
363
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,286
- [wind whistling]
- [grunts]
364
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:07,664
[grunts]
365
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,592
[in Mandarin] Sandy.
366
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,470
[both grunting, shouting]
367
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,236
[shouts]
368
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,948
[in English] ♪ Happy
birthday to you ♪
369
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,784
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
370
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,119
♪ Happy birthday, dear Jin ♪
371
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,265
All right. Candles out, party's over.
Thank you guys so much for coming.
372
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,290
Come on.
373
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,251
We didn't even cut the cake yet.
374
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,934
Wait, are there nuts in that?
'Cause I might, like, you know, die.
375
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,683
It's okay. Maybe we should eat it
out in the parking lot to be safe.
376
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,968
It doesn't matter. I either asphyxiate
on the carpet or on the asphalt.
377
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,471
- But thanks, Jin. I see you though.
- Come on, party. We're at a party.
378
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,891
[Josh] Wait, where the plates
at? Oh, uh, right over here.
379
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,561
[shouting, grunting]
380
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:25,784
[grunts]
381
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,413
[shouting, grunting]
382
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:33,834
[grunts]
383
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,936
[in Mandarin] Go!
Tell the others!
384
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,169
[grunts]
385
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,046
[Niu Mowang shouts]
386
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,383
[gasps] Wukong!
387
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,051
[grunts]
388
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,304
- [straining, shouting]
- [shouts]
389
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,771
[shouts]
390
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,567
[shouts, groans]
391
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,153
[speaking Mandarin]
392
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,074
- [speaking Mandarin]
- [gasps, grunts]
393
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,243
- [panting]
- [speaking Mandarin]
394
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,582
This is because of me.
395
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,127
[continues panting]
396
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,590
- [grunts]
- [in English] No!
397
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,302
[both grunting, panting]
398
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,348
[strains, pants]
399
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,813
[host on radio, in Mandarin]
400
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,690
Our son told me
you wanted to talk.
401
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:43,779
He did? He told me
you wanted to talk.
402
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,863
[Simon chuckles]
403
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,993
That kid is a terrible liar.
404
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,413
He gets that from you.
405
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,920
You could never lie very well.
406
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,046
[Simon chuckles]
407
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,424
How's the headache?
408
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:07,844
Same.
409
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:11,223
You should eat something.
410
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,187
Have you eaten yet?
411
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,647
[in English] Um…
412
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,107
[in Mandarin] …I just ate.
413
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,362
I'll be fine.
414
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,745
[sighs] Jin.
415
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,874
[Lady Rocky, in English] Okay.
Here is what I can tell you.
416
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,585
This is indeed an
authentic piece.
417
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,588
It possesses two distinct forms of
jade from the warring territories,
418
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,048
just as prophesized.
419
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,216
That much is true.
420
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,844
But does it possess the
power of the Fourth Scroll?
421
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,012
For that, you'd still
need Jingu Bàng.
422
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,931
Until then, it's like
a lock with no key.
423
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:54,391
[sighs deeply]
424
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,601
We can, of course,
425
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,354
test to see if it has
celestial properties.
426
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,857
You're talking about the dog.
427
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,234
- I'm talking about the dog.
- [growls]
428
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,821
If he glows and spits it up, then at
least you know it's not of this world.
429
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,073
And if it doesn't?
430
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,158
[chuckles]
431
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:15,787
I have a beautiful assortment of
jade pieces, all one of a kind.
432
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,165
Sure.
433
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,667
- Let's try it.
- Would you like to do the honors?
434
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,794
Okay.
435
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,256
Ah. [tuts]
436
00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:28,842
Um, make him do a trick first.
437
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,552
Tell him to spin or something.
438
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,975
Spin, Pixiu. Spin.
439
00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,561
- [Pixiu growls]
- [speaking Mandarin]
440
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,271
[in English] Okay.
Now you can feed him.
441
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,522
Okay. Here.
442
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,490
Yo, Wang. We're gonna head
out. But great party, man.
443
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,853
- Awesome.
- See you later, dude.
444
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,927
- Yeah, see you guys at practice.
- Peace out. Awesome.
445
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,591
- See ya.
- Hey, so we're gonna leave too.
446
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,622
Oh, great. Awesome. Thank
you so much for coming.
447
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,790
- I'm guessing you have lots of questions.
- What?
448
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,314
- Yes, we're dating.
- No, we're not.
449
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:04,085
Well, first date, so
technically dating.
450
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,355
- Okay, we're done here.
- [Anuj] You just said we were dating.
451
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,340
- So was that so bad?
- What?
452
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:11,301
- Celebrating yourself.
- No. Yeah, it was good.
453
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:13,261
- Are you sure about that?
- Yeah, definitely.
454
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,138
I'm just not used to
this sort of thing.
455
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,307
Amelia, let's go. I have to
give my cat his medicine.
456
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,100
Okay. Um, do you need a ride?
457
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,661
- No. My dad's coming.
- [Ruby] Come on.
458
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,622
He just doesn't drive faster
than 12 miles an hour.
459
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,886
- [both] Happy birthday!
- Thank you guys for everything.
460
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:29,945
Wei-Chen! Hey!
461
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,113
Hey, what happened?
462
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,449
[breathes shakily]
They took him.
463
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,951
Who? Took who?
464
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,829
My father.
465
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,937
[students laughing]
466
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,232
No, no, I'm serious.
That's what he's saying.
467
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:13,238
This is a play about the tension between
individual will and preordained destiny.
468
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:16,616
But what Cassius is actually
saying to Brutus here
469
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,285
is, "Don't be a wimp."
470
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,661
[students chuckle]
471
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:22,539
"To find ourselves
dishonorable graves.
472
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:26,418
Men at some times are
masters of our fates."
473
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,503
In other words, take action.
474
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:33,842
"The fault, dear Brutus,
is not in our stars,
475
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:39,014
but in ourselves, that
we are underlings."
476
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:44,227
He's saying that fate
is not decided up there,
477
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,979
but down here.
478
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:51,026
So, be brave, be bold, act.
479
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,821
- And then they kill Caesar.
- [students laughing]
480
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,992
[students chattering]
481
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,912
Uh, okay, so let's continue this
discussion tomorrow after warm-ups.
482
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,164
Thanks, everyone.
483
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,126
[cell phone vibrates]
484
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,229
- [clicks]
- [phone stops vibrating]
485
00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:13,673
Marissa, hey. It's great to hear from
you. Did you check out the script?
486
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:17,260
Not yet. I will. But I think
you know what I'm calling about.
487
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,928
Yes, the reunion show.
488
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,014
It's a live taping, Jamie.
489
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:23,350
They need an answer
by end of day.
490
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,810
Everybody's returning
except for Lacey.
491
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,103
Nobody liked her anyway.
492
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,856
I just… [sighs] …I need
more time to think about it.
493
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,524
What is there to think about?
494
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,027
Well, I'm still trying to
get financing for the film,
495
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:36,196
and you know I teach
classes at the JC.
496
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,949
Listen, sweetie, opportunity like
this doesn't come along every day.
497
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,203
They're talking about a
possible full-season reboot.
498
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:49,000
They need you to show up. And I just...
I would hate to see you miss this chance.
499
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,878
- Do I have to say the line?
- I knew this was gonna come up.
500
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,465
Marissa, will I have
to say the line?
501
00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,217
Here's what I think.
502
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,011
I think Freddy Wong is
an iconic character.
503
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,389
I think you are a trailblazer
504
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,016
who opened doors for a
generation of actors.
505
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,436
And I think they're gonna have to
update the show no matter what.
506
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,522
So it's a conversation
we can have.
507
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,192
You know, last month I took
my car in for an oil change.
508
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,278
I sat there for 45 minutes,
and no one said a thing to me.
509
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,114
Then as I was driving away,
510
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,908
the service guy yells,
"What could go Wong?"
511
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,410
It's been 30 years.
512
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,663
I know. And that's
not gonna change.
513
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:29,040
So why not get paid for it?
514
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,084
Maybe even enough
to finance a movie.
515
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,545
Marissa, please.
Please read the script.
516
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:34,629
I'm on it tonight.
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