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[Snoring]

[Television Playing]

Whoa!

Put me down!

[Television] 53 y, uh, Daisy 1 ou,

would you like to hear a tune?

Eh, mus/n...

[Piano Playing]

0h, Black/e!

You ’re wonder/(UH

Sweetheart, I’ll talk to him.

Son, your mother and me would like foryou

to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy.

He’s a bright kid, and, uh...

he’s going to military school, and——

remember, he was an Eagle Scout.

Arnold...

Will you shut up?

We’re not going to have a family brawl!

...and a retard.

We’ve put up with a hell ofa lot.

[Starts Blender]

Can this wait?

Build your goddamn muscles, huh?

You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries.

You know, bend and scoop...

like the Mexicans.

Shit, maybe I could get you a job

with United Fruit.

I got a buddy with United Fruit.

Get you started.

Start with strawberries,

you might work your way up to these goddamn bananas!

When, boy?

When...are you going to get your act together?

[Burp]

G ross!

Oh, good God Almighty me.

I think he’s the Antichrist.

Anthony, I want to talk to you.

Now, listen!

Don’t walk away from me when I’m talking to you!

You get a goddamnjob before sundown,

or we’re shipping you off to military school

with that goddamn Finkelstein shit kid!

Son ofa bitch!

J Up in smoke;

J That’s where my money goes J

J|n mylungsJ

J Sometimes up my nose J

[Yelling InJapanese]

J When troubled times J

J Begin to bother me J

J I take a toke J

JAnd all my cares go up in smoke JJ

Buenos d/as, Pedro.

[Speaking Spanish]

JAll my things in the lowriderJ

JThe lowrider is a little higherJ

J Lowrider drives a little slowerJ

J Lowrider is a real goerJ

JHeyJ

J Lowrider knows every street, yeah J

J Lowrider is the one to meet, yeah J

J Lowrider don’t use no gas, now J

J Lowrider don’t drive too fast J

JTake a little trip J

J Take a little trip... JJ

[Grunting]

JSofineJ

J My baby’s so doggone fine J

J I do it to her nearly all of the time J

JSofineJ

J And I know she loves me so J

[Gasping]

J Oooohhhh J

J Could this be magic? J

J Ooohhhhh, yeah J

JMagicJ

JYeah J

J La haaaaaa J

JAh ha JJ

Uh, you girls need a ride?

— No! — No!

You su re? ngomgtbetway

No!

Later for you, littlejailbaits.

Oh, what’s that?

She’s hitchhiking!

[Screech]

Watch out! Coming over!

Geronimo!

[Horns Honking]

Hey! Double bubble!

Come on, baby! I’ll give you a ride!

Yeah, bend over. I’ll drive you home.

Hey, you ain’t a chick!

Yeah, I know.

That’s the only way I can get anybody to stop.

Hey, that’s false advertising, man.

I know, but listen,

I slept in a ditch last night, man.

I almost froze my balls off.

|didn’t think you had any.

Wow! Hey, I really like your car, man.

Oh, you do?

Wow! Did you do this yourself?

Yeah, I customized it myself.

Wow! Looks fantastic, man.

Yeah, I guess it does, man.

I’ll give you a ride. Come on, let’s go.

I gotta get my stuff.

Hurry up. I got a lot to do.

Shit.

Okay, let’s go.

Injust a minute, man.

I got a few more things I gotta get, okay?

I’ll be right back.

Hurry up, man.

What are you going to do,

move in, man?

[Police Radio]

[Crash]

[Tires Screeching]

|nto first gear...

Here we go! Hey, hey!

Second gear! Hey!

Third gear!

Here we goooo!

Ha ha ha!

Oh!

Hey, man, how far you going, man?

Right here would be fine, man.

You ain’t scared ofa little speed, are you, man?

Oh, you got some speed, man?

Huh? No, I don’t got no speed, man.

You know what I do got, though, man?

I got ajoint, man.

Oh, wow. All right.

Come on, light it up.

Let’s get Chinese eyes, man.

What kind ofjoint is this, man?

It’s a heavy—duty joint, man.

It looks like a toothpick, man.

No, it’s not a toothpick, man.

It is a toothpick, man.

No, man, it’sjust...

It is a toothpick.

I must’ve got it in the other pocket, man.

Hold on. I got the bullshit right here, man.

Oh, that’s my dick.

Yeah, there we go.

There you go, man.

Light that sucker up, man.

We’ll go to the moon.

Jeez, I hope your dick’s bigger than this, man.

Hey, man, you want to get out and walk?

Hey, you want to get high, man?

Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man?

I got ajoint here I’ve been saving

for a special occasion.

Fire it up.

I hope the drums don’t mess up

I’m in a band, too, man.

I’m a lead singer, man.

That’s hip, man.

We play everything from Santana to El Chicano, man.

J Hey, I’mjust a love machine J

J And I don’t work for nobody but you J

J I’m just a love machine J

J And I don’t work for nobody but you J

J Woman, my temperature rise J

JAnd then I go for her thighs J

J And then I say... JJ

[Singing In Spanish]

[Speaking In Spanish]

Is that a joint, man?

That there looks like a quarter pounder, man.

There’s a plane.

Hey, be careful with that shit, man.

What, is it heavy stuff, man?

Will it blow me away?

You better put your seat belt on, man.

I’ll tell you that much.

I been smoking since I was born, man.

I can smoke anything, man.

I smoke that Michoacan, man,

Acapulco Gold, man.

I even smoke that tied stick, you know?

Tied stick?

That stuff that’s tied to a stick.

Oh, Thai stick.

That didn’t even do nothing to me.

I could probably smoke this wholejoint

and still walk away, man.

It wouldn’t be no problem at all, man.

Toke. Toke it out, man.

[Mumbling]

Kind of grabs you by the boo—boo, don’t it?

Hey, man...

What?

What?

Oh!

Hey, what’s in this shit, man?

Mostly Maui—wowie, man.

Yeah?

But it’s got some Labrador in it.

It’s dog shit.

What?

Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Had it on the table,

and the little motherfucker ate it, man.

Yeah?

I had to follow him around with a little baggie

for three days before I got it back.

Really blew the dog’s mind.

You mean were smoking dog shit, man?

Gets you high, don’t it?

[Radio] . ,r‘ hoppin ’ an ’ a-bopp/n ’J

JAnd a-singin ’ his song;

,r‘A/l the little birds on jaybird Street ,r‘

,r‘ t 0 ve to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet;

,r‘ Rot/(in ’ robin ,r‘

,r‘ Tweet, tweet, tweet;

,r‘ Rock, rock, roe/(in ’ robin ,r‘

,r‘ Tweet... JJ

I think it’s even better than before, you know?

I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Ah, man.

That’s some heavy shit, man.

Yeah.

Hey, man...

am | driving okay?

I think we’re parked, man.

I think we’re parked, man.

Oh, shit.

Goddamn, what was in that shit, man?

I never had no dope like that in my life.

I smoked a lot of shit before, man,

but goddamn, man, that’s heavy shit.

You okay?

I can’t breathe.

What’s the matter?

I can’t breathe, man.

Well, just...

Well, here.

Here, I got something that will mellow you out, man.

You’rejust freaking out.

I never smoked no shit like that before.

Take these, man.

This will mellow you out, man.

What is this, man?

just take them.

Hey, don’t take those, man.

What?

I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.

I already took them, man.

Ho ho ho ho!

What do you mean ho ho ho ho?

Wow, man!

What was that shit, man?

You just ate the most acid

I’ve ever seen anybody eat in my life.

I never had no acid before, man.

I hope you’re not busy for about a month.

Shit, I’m going to die, man.

That stuff’s going to make me die, man.

No, that’s good acid, man.

It’s going to make me freak out, man.

I’ve seen those guys that had too many acid.

Their heads look like a pumpkin, man.

Relax, man.

Hey, mellow out, man!

Nowjust go, ommmmm...

What?

Do it, man.

Ohhhhh.

Ommmmm.

Ommmmm.

Oh, shit.

Mel lowwwww.

Mel...

Mellow.

Mel lowwwww.

Yeah.

You better now, man?

Yeah.

You mellow?

Yeah.

You feel all right, huh?

Yeah.

Aaaaah!

What are you doing, man?

Sometimes that helps, man.

Can we get off this street, man?

We’re parked in a bad spot.

That’s heavy, man.

The cops just went by, man.

They’re right there.

We’re being pulled over, man.

That’s heavy, man.

Aahhhh!

They’re coming, man!

Ha ha ha!

This is cool, man!

I never had it before.

|didn’t think it was going to be like this, man.

Ha ha ha!

What’s the problem, son?

Ha ha ha!

Aahhhh!

Roll down your window.

[Knocking On Window]

J Keep on knocking, but you can’t come in JJ

Don’t, man. It’s the cops.

Ha ha ha!

Wait, I gotta roll down the window, man.

Weigh the anchor!

How much does it weigh?

I don’t know. I forgot.

You forgot?

I saw that on a movie once.

Can I see your license, sir?

What?

Your license. Where’s your license?

It’s on the bumper. Back there, man.

No. I mean your driver’s license.

Oh. Oh, yeah!

Yeah, I got my driver’s license, man.

Hee hee hee!

|just thought of something real funny, man.

Here’s your mama.

Ha ha ha!

Sir, what is your name?

Wh-What?

What’s your name?

Isn’t it on there on the license, man?

Yeah, that’s it. Pedro de Pacas.

just wait here a minute, huh?

Hey, hurry back!

I miss you already, darling.

I gotta get rid ofthis dope, man.

Don’t act the fool.

Oh, okay.

We’re gonna get busted.

Hee hee hee!

I’m blind!

Oh, shit! I’m blind!

[Babbling]

Ha ha ha!

Hey, hey...

J I can see clearly now, the rain...JJ

Hee hee hee!

Hey, how long does this shit last, man?

And what is your name, sir?

You scared me, man.

I told you my name.

Sir, what’s your name?

[Coughing]

The dude wants to know your name, man.

[Vomiting]

Uh, his name is Raaalph, man.

J I was sitting in the coffee shop J

Jjust minding my own affairJ

J When all ofa sudden J

JThis policeman caught me unaware, man J

J He said, "Is your name Pedro?" J

J I says, "Uh, yeah, I guess so" J

J He said, "Then come with me" J

J "’Cause you’re the man we’ve been looking for" J

J I said, "Hey, man, I’ve been framed!" J

J "Hey, no, really, man, I was framed!" J

J "Aw, I never do nothin’ wrong, man" J

J "But every time, | get the blame" J

J "I been framed!" J

JThey put me in the line—up J

JAnd let the bright lights shine J

J There was 10 poor dudes like me J

JStanding in that lineJ

J I knew I was a victim of somebody’s evil plan J

J When this scroungy—looking dude J

J Came up and said, "Yeah, that’s him, man" J

J Hey, wait a minute, man, I’ve been framed, man! J

J Oh, listen to me,judge, I was framed! J

J I never do nothin’ wrong J

J Oh, but every time, | get the blame J

J Hey, I’ve been framed! J

You boys are in a lot oftrouble.

J That dude gave me the first, second, and third degree J

J He said, "Where were you on the night ofjuly 29?" J

J I said, "Man, |was home in bed" J

J He said, "judge, that man’s lying" J

J I said, "Wait a minute, man, |was framed, man!" J

J Hey, don’t do this to me, man, reallyJ

J Because I think I’ve been framed, man! J

J I never do nothin’ wrong J

J Aw, but every time, | get the blame J

J Aw, I was framed! JJ

Fucking vodka, man!

[Laughter]

Oh, shit.

Hey, I’m down here.

|didn’t see you.

You can sleep in that bedroom right there, man.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, it’s cool there.

Check you in the morning.

Listen, where’s the bathroom?

It’s right there. See that door?

See you tomorrow.

We got rehearsal.

Okay.

Listen, ifyou hear some noise in the bedroom,

it’sjust me and my old lady.

Next tune you hear will be dueling bedsprings.

Check you in the morning.

[Drums Playing]

[Man] Amigos, presenting y’all’s new uniforms.

All right!

Lookit here!

Check it out!

Hey, man, I can’t wear this stuff, man.

This is terrible, man.

Look, it don’t even fit.

No, baby, you clean as Skeeter’s peter.

You just don’t understand the new style.

It’s too short, man.

We’ll just make a few minor adjustments, homes.

Hold it, man.

|can’t wear this.

Aw, Curtis, man!

My man!

Look at these uniforms!

Didn’t I put them in the pocket?

Didn’t I put them in the pocket?

These are outta sight!

I hope mine is as bad as this!

You see the new cuts on them?

All we need is rhinestones and pointed shoes!

Hey, these uniforms are lame, man.

What you mean lame, sucker?

Pedro, where’s the white dude

you said was playing drums?

That’s him, man.

That’sjames, the bass player, man.

What’s happening?

Seriously, man, these look like waiter uniforms.

— You don’t like them, man? — No.

I’ll be in the kitchen.

He’s right, man. These are lame.

This is the new cut. Y’all be bad.

|fwe’re going to wear uniforms, man,

let’s everybody wear something different.

Yeah, that’s it.

Everybody wears something different

but the same, you know?

I gotta get out of this stuff.

Hey...

Get us something else, man.

Pedro, this is Curtis, baby.

Yeah, I know Curtis, man.

I’m on top ofit. Rest easy.

Curtis is on the case.

Hurry up, man. We gotta go score a lid.

[Starts Car]

[Radio] ...and we’d/i/(e to rock- ’n ’- ro//

and play some great music.

/have a song by the Search Boys.

The Search Boys are going to go searching

Don ’t ask me what they’re going to go searching for,

but they’re gonna go searching

So, let’s do it.

,r‘ / searching;

,r‘ / searching;

; / searching every which a- way;

; / searching, brother;

; / searching;

; /’m a-searching eve/y which-a wa y-a y-a y;

; But id like to go to the mountain;

; You know / dream these things someday;

; 0h, hear what / say;

; / hear what you say;

; Where the Kona Gold or Maui- wo wie;

; We said each other and need;

; We need.. ;;

[Pedro] I can’t believe we can’t find no grass nowhere, man.

[Man Stoner] Too many people are smoking it now.

It really makes it tough on the rest of us.

Yeah.

The prices have gone crazy, man.

Some people pay 100 bucks a lid, man.

Wow!

Who lives here, man?

That’s my cousin Strawberry.

He’s probably got some dope.

He’s always got the best smoke.

I hope so, man.

Yeah, well, he’s cool.

He’s a little weird.

He went over to Vietnam, man,

and he came back all weirded out, you know.

That Nam grass will do it to you, man.

That stuffwill lay you out, man.

That’s what lost the war.

Whatever you do, don’t say nothing

about his birthmark, because he flips out.

|ain’t going to talk about nobody’s birthmark.

Don’t look at it, either.

Come on.

You sure it’s a birthmark, man?

to your face, too, you know.

[Knock Knock]

Who is it?

It’s me——Pedro, man.

Pedro’s not here.

No, I’m Pedro, man. Open up.

What’s the matter, man?

Somebody’s messing around, man.

Come on. It’s open, man.

Hey, Strawberry!

Strawberry’s not here.

[Whistles]

Hey, it’s a bird.

A bird is answering the door.

Aw, wow!

What a trip.

Hey, fella.

Hey, Strawberry?

Wanna get high? Wanna get high?

Must’ve had a party here, man.

Wanna get high?

Wanna get high? Wanna get high?

Hey, want something to eat, man?

They got some pizza.

Strawberry?

Strawberry?

[Record Skipping]

Hey, Strawberry?

[Crash]

Oh, Strawberry.

Hey, what’s happening, man?

How you doing?

[Bird] Starbuck! Starbuck!

Ped ro?

Yeah, yeah, right. Pedro, man.

This is my friend...

uh...

Strawberry.

[Man Stoner] Hey, how you doing, man?

I’m doing, friend.

Um, oh, yeah!

Well, we were stopping by

to see ifwe could score some smoke, man.

Nobody’s got none, you know?

So, like, we was wondering

ifwe could score some smoke from you.

Smoke? You want some smoke?

I’ll get you some smoke, man.

All right. Yeah.

I told you we could score some from him.

What you looking at, man?

Oh, nothing!

|wasn’t looking. I wasjust...

|wasn’t looking at his neck, man.

Your friend better stay here.

We’re going to go see some people of mine,

and they don’t like strange dudes.

They don’t fuck around.

— Well, I’ll stay here. — Yeah.

Ah, look at that, man. The great outdoors, huh?

Yeah, great outdoors.

[Whistling]

Ah! El roacho.

[Coughing]

Huh.

God, it sure looks real.

Ooh...

Who are you?

Hey, how you doing?

|spilled—— I made a mess.

|wasjust trying...

Oh, where have you been all my life?

— Wejust come in... — |fyou don’t mind...

It’s not really...

[Sniffs]

uh...

Geez, |don’t believe it.

[Making Duck Noises]

Oh!

[Making Elephant Noises]

Ha ha ha!

Oh, is that great?

What a rush, huh? What’s that stuff like?

Good shit.

The freak with the top hat

is leaving with the basketball.

Cover the freak.

He’s covered.

Have the rest of the men stand by.

Stand by.

I think we’re onto something really big, Harry.

This could be the bust we’ve been waiting for.

Right, Sarge.

Zipping up.

[Whistle Blows]

[Strawberry Imagines Explosions]

[Imagines Gunfire]

Claymores.

What?

Claymores.

Get me up past that last hutch

and jettison me into the paddies.

What are you talking about paddies?

Ain’t no paddies, just Chicanos, man.

What are you talking about?

Strike that line chatter, grunt.

|fyou’d deploy a little recon,

you’d see that Charlie has us surrounded.

Charlie? Oh, man. It’s a cop.

Strawberry, they’re around your pad, man.

They’re gonna bust your pad!

Hey, Strawberry!

Are you fiipped out on one ofyour Vietnam trips?

Hold on to your thing, man.

You take the point. I’ll take the rear.

|fyou need air, call it in!

Where you going?

Hey, Strawberry!

Oh, shit!

Strawberry!

Fuck, man.

Fuck.

Shit.

[Music Playing]

[Telephone Ringing]

l-l-l-l... I better get that.

Hurry up.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Man, don’t answer the phone even ifit’s me calling.

Man, I think it’s bugged.

Ped ro?

Yeah, this is Pedro. I mean, no——

Look, the house is being raided.

Get out of the house.

Hey, Sarge. Listen to this.

Did you get the weed?

Hey, man, opcays. you hear, man?

Get outsky, man.

/gpays. /gpays. Vamoose.

Sounds very Latin.

Could be the Mexican connection. Better get this down.

[Man Stoner] Did you get the dope?

Hurry back, man. There’s somejoints around here.

Hey, there’s coke and everything, man.

Pedro, the place is full ofjoints.

Come on back, man.

This could be it, Harry.

[Chambers Pistol Round]

Pass the word along.

Tell the men

it’s time to shoot the moon.

Shoot the moon!

No, you idiot! Not out there!

On the microphone! On the microphone.

Shoot the moon. Shoot the moon.

Hello? Can’t hear you, man. just a minute.

Hello.

Hey, Ped ro? We get cut off?

We really did get cut off.

[Rattles Door]

[Clicking Receiver]

Hey. Hey. Hello?

Shit, man. How am I going to get him out of there?

Hey! Hey!

All right! Freeze! This is a bust!

The party’s over, folks. You, out.

You, freak there with the red coat——no, no.

Don’t swallow the dope. We know you’re holding.

just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?

Which basketball?

Sergeant, get a load of these two.

[Sergeant] What’s her problem?

[Woman] Can’t you see she’s sick?

She’s sick, all right.

It’s turning blue.

Yeah? That’s high—grade stuff.

Could be Peruvian fiake.

That’s right. Keep laughing, miss.

just keep on laughing,

but this is not a laughing matter.

This is serious!

This stuff destroys your mind!

Can’t you see she’s sick? She’s been through a lot.

She’s all fucked up.

You watch your language, miss.

Harry, remember to get a lab sample of this stuff.

You have the right to remain silent.

|fyou refuse that right,

anything you say may be used against you.

Have you got the book?

No, sir.

Used against you in a... in a court oflaw.

Read the book!

Thank you.

jesus!

You have the right to remain silent.

|fyou give that right up....

What’s going on here? Hey, who are you?

We’re from the finance company.

We came to reprocess the furniture, man.

That?

Yeah. We gave them a lot of chances to pay up,

but they didn’t pay UP~

Boss says it’s got to go, man.

I’mjust doing myjob.

All right! Everybody out! Move everybody out!

That means you, buddy.

What the hell are you doing, Murphy?

All ofyou, come on. Let’s go. Get out.

Everybody.

— It’s locked, man. — Oh, yeah.

Let go.

Let go, man.

What’s going on, man?

It’s a bust.

We got to figure out some way to get you out of here. Shit.

[Bird] All right, freeze. This is a bust. Strawberry.

Ha ha ha ha!

Single file.

|wasn’t looking at his neck.

|wasn’t looking——

[Gunshot]

No, man. The town’s dry.

There ain’t no dope nowhere, man.

I got to pee.

Hey, Ped ro.

Hey, Pedro, my man.

What’s happening, Curtis?

What’s going on?

How you doing, man?

Oh, I don’t know. Hey, this your ride?

Yeah.

Wow.

I got it off my cousinjohnny.

This is your——

I mean, this bad low machine is yours?

Yeah.

Oh, Pedro. You got a taste of soul.

And style, too.

Yeah, I hear you.

You know what you need

to go with this bad ride?

Achick?

No, baby. Check these out.

Knuckles?

Genuine diamonds, baby.

Those ain’t for—real diamonds, man.

What you——Hey, man! Check this out. Step back.

Ain’t for real? Check this.

[Scratching]

What are you doing? You scratched my window.

You know, it’s cool. It’s cool.

You know what I do need?

We been looking for some smoke.

You got some?

Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Turkey.

It’s what set them Arabs off.

Arabs from Turkey?

Yeah, man. They was from Turkey.

This stuffwill put a hump in a camel’s back.

No shit?

|wouldn’t shityou, baby. This is some bad weed.

You got it on you?

It’ll boogie—woogie on your brain.

All right.

just ’cause we tight,

I’m going to let you have it for a double dime.

[Fly Buzzing]

[Man Stoner] Man, this shit ain’t shit, man.

[Pedro] What?

We smoked this whole lid,

and I haven’t even got a buzz yet, man.

You mean we ain’t high?

|ain’t high. I’ll tell you that, man.

|don’t feel nothin’, man.

Boys, my man Curtis sure came through for us,

didn’t he, man?

I’m annihilated, you know?

Dame una ga//eta.

What?

Get me a cookie.

juan, don’t beg me, man.

Go in the kitchen.

You must get high on lawn clippings,jack,

’cause this ain’t grass.

I’m telling you that.

Aw, you guys is tripping, man.

Curtis is our partner, man.

He came through for us.

If he sold you that, I wouldn’t——

Hey. Hey, man, hide. Hide, man. It’s a bust.

Freeze, you chili—chokin’ pepper belly.

Let’s prowl the rooms.

I’ll check the rooms on the left.

What you got in here, lady?

Hey, man. Get the seeds.

Who is it, man?

It’s a bust, man. Get the seeds.

Seeds?

Yeah.

Why, man? They can’t bust you for seeds.

Then just hide your face.

We ain’t done nothin’.

It’s a bust, man.

We’re clean. There’s no weed.

Shh...

What’s going on?

Oh, man. It’sjust the m/gra.

Who?

Oh, I forgot. Shit.

Migra?

They’re looking for illegal aliens.

| forgot it’s the wedding.

The wedding?

Yeah.

So, who are these guys?

They’re the immigration. You know, the m/gra.

They’re going to deport these dudes.

Deport them?

Yeah. See, my cousin

is getting married down at T], man,

so he calls the immigration on himself.

But why?

So he can get a free ride, man.

They take the whole wedding party,

plus they even get fed lunch, man.

So were cool?

Yeah. We got nothin’ to worry about, man,

unless you don’t got a green card.

[Honking]

Hello, Uncle Chuey. This is Pedro.

Hey, man, we got deported. We’re in Tijuana right now.

We need a way to get back.

You got anything needs to be picked up here?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh—— Hold on.

No. No. Gracias.

Okay, what’s the address?

l-8-l-l.

[Honking]

Hey, toro.

Hey. Hey, man. We got a ride.

Far out, man.

My Uncle Chuey’s got a van

we gotta smuggle across the border.

What are we smuggling?

Upholstery, man.

He’s got an upholstery shop in Beverly Hills,

but he gets cheaper work done here, man.

[Sergeant Stedenko] The smuggling of marijuana

from Mexico into the United States

has reached a dangerous high.

The methods have become unbelievably devious,

and these seeds

may sow the destruction of the human race.

Gentlemen, I don’t think we need to comment

on the seriousness of the situation.

Harry, will you cool that? Stop that, Harry.

Gentlemen, we are on the threshold

of copping one of the largest shipments of marijuana

ever to cross the Mexican border into the United States.

The question is,

how are they going to transport it across the border?

— By boat. — Carrier pigeon.

Freight.

Piggyback.

Plaster casts.

Long trucks. Long trucks.

Let me show you.

Inside TV sets.

No, Harry. No, no, no. Not inside TV sets.

The TV set itself is the marijuana——

the tube, the picture, the aerial, the whole works.

How can you make a TV set out of marijuana?

That’s a good question, Harry. I’ll show you.

Now, the weed is separated from seed.

The weed is then transformed into liquid.

The liquid is then acted upon

by a chemical which makes it hard

like a plastic.

The plastic is then transformed into a spray.

This spray, gentlemen, is called fiben/veed,

and its pure marijuana.

Thanks to the efforts of our undercover man

inside the dope factory,

we have some very interesting facts.

That is quite a quantity of marijuana, gentlemen.

It is not a lid or kilo or gram.

How much do you think is here?

Amillion pounds

Harry?

Ashit—load.

Harry!

We do know that the dope factory’s disguised

as an upholstery warehouse.

Hey, this is the street, man. Come on.

How can you eat this stuff?

I love them. Don’t you like these?

I told you not to buy it, Man. God.

What did you do that for, man?

I would have ate it.

A dog could be in that stuff.

You got the address?

Good dog, man.

Hey!

Son of a...

1—8—1——

Is that 7 or 1? Ah, it’s 7. Come on.

Let’s go check this place out.

Hey, we’re here to pick up the van, man.

Shh!

[Whispering] We’re here to pick up the van.

Have a seat.

The boss will be right back.

Okay, the boss will be right back, man.

Those burritos, man.

Hey, man, where’s the bathroom?

Straight in the back.

Yeah. Thanks.

Come on, cheeks. Come on. Tighten up.

[Machines Make Farting Sounds]

Come on, cheeks. Stay together.

Let’s stay together.

[Loud Machinery Noise]

Come on, cheeks. Stay together. Oh.

[Sizzle]

Oh, God. I hope that was a fart.

Oh, shit. Ah...

excuse me, sir.

[Machinery Noise]

What?

Where’s the toilet?

Over there.

Hey, excuse me. Where’s the toilet?

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I’m sorry, man.

[Muffied Voice]

Man, did you eat one of them burritos, too, man?

Supposed to be eating

a little bit ofice cream with it.

Come on, ice cream!

Even though we do not know what we are looking for,

we do know the approximate value of the weed itself.

Gentlemen, I would like to hear your opinions.

Amillion?

The television set alone is worth close to a million.

— A billion dollars. — Now we’re getting somewhere.

I’m freezing at 200 million.

— Sarge, I think its four billion. —You’re all wrong.

Nine billion big ones, boys.

And you know what that means.

The better the bust...

— the bigger the boost. — the bigger the boost.

Excellent.

Well, I guess that about wraps it up.

Any questions?

[Flies Buzzing]

[Pedro] Where’d you learn how to roll them bigjoints, man?

You like that, man?

Whoa. They’re heavy.

| used to be a roadie for the Doobie Brothers.

What a groovy gig.

Yeah. That’s how I learned to play drums.

Oh, yeah?

Beating on the drums.

Hey, I dig Mexico, man.

I’d like to come back here

When we got more time.

Are we at the border already?

Looks that way, man.

Shit. Hey, man, get rid of the stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Better get rid of this shit.

[Inhales Deeply]

Man, put it down. Get rid ofit.

We’re at the border, man.

Shit.

Oh, lookit.

[Puffing]

Hey, get rid ofit! Not that way, man.

Throw it out!

Throw it out.

[Honking]

This is Toyota Kawasaki

here at the Mexican— United States border

where a huge task force of narcotic and customs agents

is preparing a surprise welcome fora vehicle

which they say is constructed

entirely of high—grade marijuana.

Don’t make that face, man.

You make me laugh.

Okay,just let me do all the talking.

Good afternoon, sisters.

Good afternoon, officer.

How long have you been in Mexico?

Okay, just be cool.

How long have you guys been in Mexico?

A week—— I mean, a day.

Which one is it,

a week or a day?

A weekday.

You got any narcotics

or marijuana in here?

[Coughs]

Uh, not anymore.

You guys better step out of that van.

Aah! I’m on fire!

Oh, Sister is on fire!

[Dog Barking]

Hey, this looks like a bust.

Get Stedenko on the phone. This may be it.

Hey, come on. What have we got here, Sister?

Hey, they’re busting nuns, man.

Wow. That’s cold—blooded.

Hey, let’s watch.

Okay, up against the wall. All ofyou.

Spread them.

Let’s get up against the wall.

[Kawasaki] Sergeant Stedenko,

exactly what are you looking for?

Dope, drugs, weed, grass,

toot, smack, quackers,

uppers, downers, all—arounders.

You name it, we want it.

And how important is it to you

to apprehend the suspects?

Critica|—— The buying and selling ofdope in this country

may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.

There’s rumor, Sergeant,

that the suspects might be armed and dangerous.

Do you expect to see any violence here today?

I certainly hope so.

Sergeant, have you yourself smoked marijuana?

Only once.

Hey, look, we’re on TV, man.

Sergeant, telephone.

Hi, Mom.

This could be it.

[Man Stoner] Why are there so many cops?

Let’s find out.

Listen, I got to go pee first.

Okay, don’t go scuba diving.

So it was a station wagon, huh, Harry?

Very devious.

And they almost look like real nuns,

don’t they, Harry?

Down to the stockings.

Very clever. Very clever.

Not bad.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself,

you know that?

Reminds me ofa funny story my dad told me.

The only kind of meat

a priest could eat on Friday was nun.

Inside!

Harry, get a sample ofthat car.

Yes, Sergeant.

[Whimpering]

Start the interrogation, Murphy.

I’ll be right back.

[Sniffing]

[Barking]

Hey, what’s going on out there, man?

Huh? Excuse me. What’s going on out there?

Don’t worry about it, buddy. It’s nothing.

just some people doing what they’re not supposed to do.

Son ofa bitch. Look at the——

Some asshole pissed on my leg!

It’s not a bunch ofnuns in a station wagon.

It’s two hippies in a green van.

Must be some heavy shit.

Let’s go! Come on!

Get that siren up!

Where would these two creeps hang out?

Where do hippies hang out today?

Sunset Strip—— That’s where they hang out.

Yeah, we could try there.

|fthey’re not there,

we could go up to San Francisco.

Imagine the field day

those two creeps are gonna have

when they find out that van is made of grass.

[Siren]

Huh?

[Stedenko] I don’t believe it. I really don’t.

You guys are supreme idiots.

How could you let a big green van

slip right through your fingers?

Spend one week at the border,

and what do we end up with?

Busting a bevy of nuns,

a guy pisses on my leg,

and I lose my special canine sentry dog——

Best cop I ever knew.

See anything?

Negative.

Well, use mine. They’re on the floor.

Oh, yeah. These are great, Sergeant.

You can see everything.

What do you see?

You know, there’s a great donut shop up there.

Do we have time——

No! No! I mean on the road!

Wait a minute. There’s the van.

There’s the van!

Yeah, that’s it.

[Man Stoner] Hey, listen, man.

When we get back to town,

let’s get serious about this group, okay?

Yeah, really, man.

Like, ifwe practice all the time,

we could have a heavy band.

Let’s not let anything interfere with our music.

Yeah, that’s right.

Hey, you see what I see, man?

Yeah...

Hey, they’re hitchhiking, man.

[Honking]

[Siren]

[Stedenko] There they go, Harry.

Keep your eye on them.

[Man Stoner] Wonder what they’re doing way out here.

I don’t know,

but here comes the Mounties to the rescue.

Holy...

Wow.

Turn around, Harry. They’re over there.

Keep your eye on them, Harry!

Hey, man, you know how to drive, man?

Sort of. Why?

Take over, man.

Hey, what are you doing, man?

Hi, ladies.

Hi.

Hey, entrez vous, alla yous.

Thanks.

There you go. Watch your step.

I’ll watch everything else.

[Mumbling]

Hey, what’s happening?

How far are you going, man?

All the way.

All right.

We’re going there ourselves.

Come on over.

[Stedenko] There they go, Harry!

I see them.

Shoot their tires out!

Got it.

No, not yours. Use my gun.

[Gunshot]

Oh, my God!

Damn it! You stupid idiot!

Look, you idiot!

You are a stupid, stupid man!

Get over here, Harry!

Get over here. Give me that gun.

When I think of the time and money

I’ve wasted on your training,

and you still turn out to be a blithering idiot!

You’re an utter failure!

You make me sick!

Have you anything to say for yourself?

In the car!

God, I will never, ever, never

take a baldheaded man in the department again.

Wow. This is a neat van.

Yeah. Want to see the rest of it?

Sure.

Okay, we’ll go right back there.

The rest of it is right back there.

Go ahead. Watch your step.

Yeah. There you go.

Yeah, right back there.

Hey, have fun at Magic Mountains.

Oh, yeah. I see London. I see France.

If I ain’t out in three weeks, man,

send a search party.

Hey, hold on. Don’t start without me.

Want to do a lude?

[Loudly] You got ludes?

No, I don’t have any ludes!

Iwish I had ludes.

I thought you said you had some.

[Loudly] No, I don’t have some.

[Whispering] I don’t have enough.

Oh, right. All right.

I wish I had some, you know.

I love a manly chest.

Yeah. So do I...

I mean, on a girl.

Attention, all units.

Attention, all units.

This is Sergeant Stedenko.

Attention, all units.

This is Sergeant Stedenko.

We are changing from a code 3 direct pursuit

to a code 347—— completely lost

due to incompetence.

These chicks are going to the Roxy, man.

They’re having a battle of the bands there, man.

Debbie was telling me all about it.

The winner gets a record contract.

A battle of the bands?

It’s like the best thing in the world.

Everyone’s going to be there and everything.

The winner gets a record contract, man.

That’s not going to mean dick

unless they promote you, you know.

We could enter our band. We could win.

It’s $100, too.

We couldn’t enter. We don’t even know any tunes yet.

What do you mean? We had two rehearsals.

Besides, it’sjust punk rock.

You don’t have to know how to play.

Youjust got to be a punk. We could do that.

We got to get loaded first, though.

Yeah, we should get loaded.

We need some smoke, man.

jeez, we need to score a lid.

Stop, and I’ll call Gloria.

Who’s Gloria?

Hi. You’re looking good.

You want to go, like, powder our noses?

Anyway, I want to talk some business, okay?

Yeah. I got the powder.

She’s got the best stuff, I’m telling you.

Boy, she can bust me anytime.

You should see her summer whites.

In here.

Wow. That’s heavy.

Yeah, man, but I bet a lot of cops

smoke dope now, you know.

No, I mean, look at that, man.

Looks like a radio station.

The request lines are now open!

KG Fj soul rad io—o—o—o—o—o!

Do it now, man.

Request lines are now——

[Echoing]

It’s open, man.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

All right, Officer Clyde, contact headquarters

and give them our present location.

And then I’m going to take off your dress...

[Panting]

and then I’m going to take offyour bra...

Ha ha ha!

and then I’m going to take off your shoes.

Whew. Whew.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Can you hear me?

Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters?

Come in, headquarters.

This is Officer Clyde.

Use the code name. The code name.

Headquarters. Headquarters, come in, please.

This is code name Hardhead.

Hat! Hard Hat. Give me that.

Hello, radio dispatch?

This is code name Hard Hat.

Do you read me? Over.

Was that Lard Ass?

Ha!

Hard Hat. Code name Hard Hat.

Do you read, radio dispatch?

Hey, got something for you, Lard Ass.

Hard Hat!

Hard Hat! Do you understand?

Lard Ass! Lard Ass!

Hard Hat!

Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?

No. Who is "this is"?

This is Sergeant Stedenko.

Oh, yeah? You know who this is?

No.

Bye—bye, Lard Ass.

[Tires Screeching]

[Horn Honking]

[Stedenko] Attention, headquarters.

Attention, headquarters. This is code name Lard——

This is code name Hard Hat.

Any sighting of them in the last half—hour?

They burnt the stash they had.

Oh, no.

Yeah. Can you believe it?

They burned the whole thing yesterday.

Oh, no.

They’re expecting a new one from Tijuana...

I was in Tijuana once.

...worth millions and millions ofdollars.

Ohh.

The cops are out looking for it now.

jesus, I hope they find it.

Ifthey find it, set aside some lids for me.

Well, you can believe we’ll have a party.

Why don’t wejust, like, split, okay?

Glo, see you.

You want me to give your number to that guy, let me know.

What’s that?

I can’t believe they burned all this.

Hey, I got to go to the bathroom.

I’ll meet you guys outside, okay?

[Whistling]

Hey, homes.

Come on, man.

[Whistling]

Sometimes when you got to go really bad, you can’t, you know?

Come on, man.

You wanted to go out there.

I’ll put you back in the closet.

I think he’s got stage fright, man.

Come on, man.

Ohh.

Ahh, yeah. That’s the one.

Oh, hey, man.

Thanks an awful lot, man.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Come on! Look at——Hey!

I’m sorry.

Hey, come ba——

jesus!

[Telephone Ringing]

[Pedro] Hey, everybody be quiet. I’m calling home.

Hello. Who’s this?

james! Man, hey, listen.

We got a gig at the Roxy, man.

So get the guys, okay?

All right, man. Be sure to be there.

See you later.

All right. It’s together, man.

We’re going to be there.

We’re going to take this battle of the bands.

[Engine Starts]

Does this show?

Uh, yeah, they sure do.

No. I mean this, this spot.

Let’s see.

Yeah, a little bit.

I’ll take it out foryou.

Will you?

Sure.just take it off.

[Siren]

[jade] I can stay here.

I’lljust do it here, okay?

Oh, hey, hey, no, man. Get in the back.

Get in the back. Get in the back.

Okay.

Get in the back.

Whoa!

Okay.jesus.

Hey, Ped ro?

Ped ro?

What’s the matter?

Pedro!

You still like me, don’t you?

Pedro, come here, man.

He is so sweet, you know?

Pedro, get out here.

Man, where’d you learn how to drive?

We got stopped by the cops.

I don’t have a license.

Why didn’t you tell me that?

Oh, shit.

Change places with me.

I don’t think he’s seen us.

No, no. Sit down.

I’ve got my leg caught.

Man, like, get over, man.

What do you guys want?

[Chuckling]

Nothing.

You mind ifI have a bite ofyour hot dog?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, man.

You can have the whole thing.

Thanks.

Want some Fritos?

No. This is fine.

Thank you.

Hey, you guys have a nice day.

Thank you.

Hey, man.

What?

You’re squashing my nuts.

Oh.

Hey, did that really happen?

What was that dude’s trip, man?

I thought we were going to get busted.

Shh. It might be a trick.

Okay, sit there and be cool.

Oh, shit.

Look at him, man.

I wonder what he’s been smoking.

Whatever it is, I wish we had some, man.

No kidding.

We got to score some.

Yeah, but where, man?

There’s got to be somebody in this town

that’s got a lot of smoke.

[Siren]

Ha ha ha!

J I want all you mothers off the street J

JAll you lambs off this bloody beat J

J Well, my freedom’s just begun J

J So ifyou can’t rock, you’d better run J

JA new age is on the rise J

J With safety pins stuck in their eyes J

J The time has come, let’s get it down J

J Let’s find the weirdest band in town J

J At the rock fight J

J Tonight there’s gonna be a rock fight J

JA highfalutin, tootin’ rock fight J

J There might even be a fistfi ght J

J At the rock fight J

J We’ll be rock—’n’—rollin’ all night J

J Long—haired music is what it’s all about J

J Rock—’n’—roll turned inside out J

J Who’s that lady that’s lying on the floor? J

J Need some speed to dance some more J

J Guitars wailin’ out a tuneJ

J Groovin’, howling at the moon J

J Oh, baby, those purple eyes J

J Dimpled cheeks and satin thighs J

J Don’t take the kiddies to the zoo J

JWait awhile, I’m going to take you J

J To the rock fight J

J Tonight there’s gonna be a rock fight J

JA highfalutin, tootin’ rock fight J

J There might even be a fistfi ght J

J At the rock fight J

J They’ll be rock—’n’—rollin’ all night JJ

She was, like, nuts.

You could always tell ifshe was balling her old man.

Everyone would be dozing off,

and all ofa sudden she’d start up.

First it would start like——

Ohh. Ohh. Ohh. Ohh.

But then she’d really get going,

and she’d be more like——

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

And she’d start going like a motorboat, you know?

Fu—u—uck me, Alex!

Her boyfriend’s name was Alex.

Fu—u—uck me—e—e—e!

Fu—u—uck me—e—e—e!

Fuck me, Alex!

Fuck me, Alex!

Fuck me, Alex! Fuck me, Alex!

Oh, I got a cramp!

Oh! Got a cramp!

Yeah! Yeah!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, God!

Yeah. That’sjust like it. You’re doing good.

Ow! Ow!

Oh, yeah! Oh!

Ow! Ow!

Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

Ow! Ow!

Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

There.

Oh, yeah! That’sjust like it.

Then she’d have, like, two tears.

Oh, it’s better. It’s out. It’s out.

Ahh, it’s better.

Oh, that feels better. Oh, God.

Shit. I need some air.

[Cheering]

Right on, man.

I didn’t know your name was Alex, man.

Oh, I got a cramp.

Shit, I’d have a cramp there, too.

What’s going on out here?

Hey! Hey! You don’t even know where you’re going.

Wait for me.

Make way for the new king.

Goddamn. You’re a star, man.

Go ahead. Afteryou, King Salami.

They’re going to be sorry.

Like, I know where the best dressing room is.

J Ooh, yeah, yeah! J

J Ba—ba—ba—ba, ooh, yeah, yeah J

J Well, I’m living so fast J

J So you better feel it, baby J

J I got no place to go J

J I mean, it’s so socko, so socko J

J So very socko J

J So socko J

J So very socko J

J So socko J

J So very socko J

J Baby, I’m just so socko J

J So socko... JJ

JActing like a bum... JJ

The next day, he comes up to me, and he says,

"Thanks for being there. like, you saved my life."

just like Cher.

[Humming]

Hey, man, what are you doing?

Come on, man. Get it together.

We’re on in two more bands.

You ought to hear what these other groups are into.

These kids are into something heavy.

I’ve been writing this new song.

J Mama talkin’ to me, tryin’ to tell me how to live J

[Humming]

J ’Cause I don’t listen to herJ

J’Cause my head is like a sieve JJ

Hey, man, are you awake?

I don’t feel so good, man.

Did you try to give him some pills?

Yeah, I tried, but I gave him ups.

Shit, man. Come on.

Hey, how many fingers you see?

Uh...

I think I fucked up.

Oh, shit. Anybody got any coffee or anything?

I got a popper.

We could either party later or try to start his heart.

Get on the level. Get up.

Huh?

Okay, come on. Up.

Oh, shit. Watch where you’re going.

You’re not dying.

You know what I’m saying?

While I got you here, |was thinking

maybe we should have some paper between us,

because in this business

a handshake doesn’t mean dick.

Everybody into the van. Hurry! Hurry!

Come on. Come on.

All right. Harry, come on.

Look at all these freaks.

[Horn Honking]

Zipping down.

Aha! There’s one of them.

[Tambourines Playing]

You know, I would totally die for you.

You know what I mean?

[Unintelligible]

JWell,you dance and rock all wrong J

JSummer oflove is I 0 years gone J

JYou know in 10 years, baby, I’ll be goneJ

J But I’m now J

J Flowers in your hairJ

J ’Cause there’s nothing under there J

J Peace and love for free J

JThey don’t mean a thing to me J

Jjoin our band J

J Baby, we’re through JJ

I want to be like me.

Like, I have my own special way of looking and dressing.

That’s me.

t adies and gentlemen,

Taurus

Piss off!

J Mother’s nice, and Daddy’s nice J

JSay it again, and you say it twice J

J I’d be tellingyou a pack oflies J

JAnd you’d be burying me through moonlit eyes J

J But you are rocking out in bi—school J

J I want to go to your school J

J I don’t want to go to my school J

J ’Cause I want to go to bi—school JJ

[Chanting]

Everybody in, boys. All the way down.

That’s right, boys.

We want to talk to you boys

aboutjoining your order.

What size sheet do you wear?

[Horn Honking]

J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J

J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J

J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J

J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J

J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba J

J Mmm ba—ba, mmm ba—ba JJ

Hey! Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Can I see some tickets, guys?

We don’t need tickets.

We are brothers of the faith.

We don’t need tickets to walk with love.

We got to see tickets.

All right. We are not brothers of the faith.

We are police officers.

Sorry, man. You got to have tickets.

Let’s have some tickets.

No. That is a gun. That is not a ticket.

Did you bring the ID?

No. Uh—uh.

We have got to get in here right now.

This is very important.

Hey, Sarge. The van.

Huh? The van!

jeez, no wonder Anita Bryant’s pissed off.

[Horn Honking]

Hey! Hey! Wait a minute.

Hey, you!

Hey, where are you taking this tow truck?

Where are you going with our van?

Take a walk.

What do you mean, take a walk? Who are you?

Who owns this van?

Who are you, anyway?

Sergeant Stedenko.

Sergeant Stedenko. What van?

What do you mean? This van right here.

[Driver] Let’s see some I.D.

Hold it right there.

Hold it right there. Come back here.

Tell him we didn’t do nothing.

You didn’t do a damn thing.

Take it easy! Take it easy!

Hey, you know who he is?

Tell him, boss.

Benny, shut up.

We got to call the paddy wagon.

Moving right along,

we don’t know who they are,

but here’s Alice Bowie.

Don’t worry about it.

Ifyou die, I’m the manager.

[Band Warming Up]

[Cheering]

You’d better be good.

Look, I’m notjust in it for the money.

I really like it.

Hi. Hi.

jade East.

[Cheering]

[Booing]

You’re the worst!

You guys really had a scheme going, didn’t you?

Thought you’d get away with it?

Almost $9 billion.

Nine billion big ones to help disease young minds

with marijuana, smack, toot, crackers, you name it.

Sarge, the wagons are on their way.

Do you realize that this is the bust?

This is the one that will send me to the top.

Nail it down, man.

[Stedenko] Harry?

What?

Are you sure you talked to headquarters?

They said they’re on their way.

No. Asundae.

Hot fudge?

With some whipped cream on top, nuts.

What’s this?

They’re anchovies.

Ah, good. Thanks.

I’ll buy you something to eat.

I’m stoned.

Yes, you are very, very stoned.

Look at this.

[Giggling]

Sick! You’ve got food all overyour uniform.

You’ve got no self—control whatsoever.

Come on, man! Let’s do it!

[Booing]

Do something!

[Cheering]

All right! You guys ready?

[Cheering]

1,2, 3!

Yeah!

J My mama talkin’ to me, trying to tell me how to live J

J But I won’t listen to herJ

J Because my head is like a sieve J

J My daddy, he disowned me J

J Because I wear my sister’s clothes J

J He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of panty hose J

J My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team J

J For wearing high—heeled sneakers J

JAnd acting like a queen JJ

Why don’t you guys admit it?

You got the munchies, right?

I’ve never seen anything so disgusting in all my life.

You’ve let me down, boys.

Harry, are you understanding me?

I am stoned! I am stoned!

So go with it.

Put it in your sundae.

Go with it? Get away from...

You almost botch up the entire operation,

you lose my best dog,

two guys piss on my leg,

and you tell me to go with it?

I’ll go with it!

Go with it. G—go with it.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I’m so bloody rich!

I only know three chords!

You fools!

[Yelling Unintelligibly]

[Audience Chanting] More! More! More!

More! More! More!

More! More! More!

More! More! More!

More! More! More!

[Humming]

J My mama talkin’ to me, trying to tell me how to live JJ

[Humming]

Wow. Did you hear that crowd?

They gave us a standing ovation.

We’re going to have a bad band.

We had them eating right out of their hands.

We’re going to be big, man, really big.

We’ll be bigger than Ruben and thejets.

All we got to do is keep practicing,

just keep it together.

I feel good, man.

I wish we had something to celebrate.

You got ajoint or anything?

Hey.

What? We getting pulled over?

|just remembered. I got some hash.

Oh, yeah? Fire it up, homes.

I need a pin or something.

There’s a pin right here on my tutu, man.

Be brave and remind me to take those back.

We’ll get charged for an extra day.

I forgot all about this.

We’re going to have a limo, man,

and food backstage, man, everything.

We need a manager. That’s the only thing.

My cousin.

He doesn’t have a job.

We’ll make him the manager.

He’s got a van. It’ll be heavy.

We’ll be the heaviest dudes, man,

Get all—new instruments, man, everything.

All right.

What’s this?

I think its hash.

It doesn’t look like much.

Where’d it go?

I don’t know.

Oh! Aah!

Hey, watch the road, man.

Aah! Aah!

Oh, shit!

Hey! Hey! Watch the road!

Aah! Ow!

Oh, shit!

Hey, man, you dropped it in my lap!

Well, stop the car.

Reach your hand down there.

Stop the car. Here.

Cabron, my huevos is too hot.

Cabron, my huevos is too hot.

; Ydespues I choke J

Oh, shit!

; y todo mis care;

J Go up in smokeJ

J Come on, let’s go get high J

J Up in smokeJ

J That’s where I want to be J

J ’Cause when I’m high J

J The world below don’t bother me J

J When life begins to be one long and dangerous road J

J I take a toke J

JAnd all my cares go up in smoke J

; Ha y gente que se mon‘ifica all the time J

;5e hacen Viey'os antes de su tiempo ;

J But I say arabata all the gusto you can find J

;Porque all of the time get high, high J

J Come on, let’s go get high J

J Up in smokeJ

J That’s where I want to be J

J ’Cause when I’m high J

J The world below don’t bother me J

J When life begins to be one long and dangerous road J

J I take a toke J

J And all my cares go up in smoke... J

J I take a toke J

J And all my cares J

J Go up in smoke JJ