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What the hell is wrong with you?!
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I-I don't even remember getting
in the car. Is she okay?
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She's fine.
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I'm so sorry. I don't
know what happened.
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You're coked up and drunk
again, that's what happened.
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You could have killed our daughter!
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Son, I know you've been
resistant in the past,
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but I think it's time for
you to get some help.
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You're right. I'm ready.
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- Come on, son.
- I'll call a tow truck.
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How'd it go?
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5 grand, baby.
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Rock Bottom Industries.
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Yeah, I know the place.
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We can be there in about an hour.
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I'm wearing a plaid
shirt and green khakis.
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I'll be wearing blue jeans.
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Her name is Angel. She's my sister.
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What's she got a taste for?
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You name it... Booze, coke, pills.
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I think she was on ecstasy for Easter.
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She dressed up like a bunny
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and gave our uncle a six-hour foot rub.
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Okay. You know it's cash only, right?
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Yeah, yeah, the... the
guy at work told me.
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But he wouldn't give
me a lot of details.
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What is it you guys do, exactly?
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90% of addicts refuse to seek help
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until they've hit rock bottom.
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The problem is, 30% of the
time, rock bottom means death.
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We try to prevent that from happening.
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- Who are you?
- Whoa.
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First thing we do is we
get close to the subject
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by bonding over similar interests.
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Then we party.
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Well, they party. My wife and I fake it.
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It's a lot easier than you think
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to pull the wool over somebody's eyes.
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Then when the moment is right,
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we slip 'em a Mickey...
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...and safely stage the
perfect rock-bottom scenario.
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Ooh.
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A quick shot of epinephrine,
and they wake up to a scene
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that sends them running
straight to rehab.
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All right. So, look. We
know that she's homeless
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and she lives on the
beach, but we need more.
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So I want you to write down
everything you know about her...
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What she's been through already,
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what she loves, what she fears.
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Bloody Mary and a shot of Tito's.
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- Um...
- Mm.
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Hair of the dog, baby.
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You know what? I think I saw a flier
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for a beach house for
rent when we came in.
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Maybe it's available this weekend.
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How do you spell "arachnophobia"?
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It's not the SATs. Just
put "fear of spiders."
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Where are those keys? I'm sorry.
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I have a tendency to misplace things.
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Mother says I get that from Grandpa,
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and he died of dementia in August.
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Or was it April?
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Shit, shit, shit.
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- Shit, shit, shit!
- Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar,
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sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
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Ah, here they are. Great.
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Um, cash okay?
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Oh, yeah. Sure. Cash is great, yeah.
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It's, uh... It's Mother's property.
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Usually people book
online, but this way,
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I don't have to tell her
anyone rented the place.
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Just if you do me a solid and
don't write in the guest book.
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Don't worry. We're good
at keeping secrets.
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Shit!
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Should she be at a hospital?
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Oh, our insurance only pays for one day,
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so we're trying to wait
till, uh, after midnight.
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Vivian, uh, could you take my
car, see if you can find Bodhi?
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The sound system is acting
up, and we got that band
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that you introduced me
to playing tonight.
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One Bodhi coming up.
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Sweetheart, do you
want a muscle relaxer?
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If the vagina's a muscle, yes.
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Holy shit.
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Overdosed five times.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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Legally dead twice.
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Says here last time,
she O.D.'d on purpose
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so she could finish her
argument with God.
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What's all that?
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Thought you said you wanted,
uh, all the newspapers
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so you could look for an apartment.
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But these are all the same newspaper.
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Yeah. We only have one
newspaper, The Morning Tide.
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I thought you wanted all of them
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so that no one else could read 'em
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and there'd be no competition
for the apartments.
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That's not what I meant,
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but it makes a hell of a lot of sense.
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Lot of stuff about dogs in here.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, she had a bunch growing up
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and used to work at a shelter
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before they fired her
for stealing ketamine.
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She even has a tattoo that
says "Black Labs Matter."
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Hey, remember that job we did in Miami?
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What, the one with the homeless guy?
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I hated that one. Too much blood.
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- Yeah, but it worked.
- Hmm.
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So what if we did the same
thing but with a dog?
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Mm. You are sick.
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All right. I'll go find our gal.
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You go find our dog.
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There's a police report in here
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about a guy who's been
spotted down at the beach
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trying to have sex with conch shells.
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Oh, I know that dude.
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He's not a bad guy, just has a type.
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Hey!
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The sound system at the
restaurant is acting up.
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I don't know. Tommy wants to
know if you can come fix it.
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Sure.
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Whoa.
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Tommy's air freshener
kind of smells like
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the inside of my grandma's purse.
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Yeah.
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Mind if I ride in the back?
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Oh.
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I mean, suit yourself.
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- This might take a while.
- Damn it.
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Make yourself at home, buddy.
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You got a light?
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Yeah, you got an extra ciggy, I do.
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Sure.
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- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, thank you.
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- You live around here?
- On vacation... kinda.
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It's a working vacation.
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I'm, um... I am writing a book...
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- Hmm.
- ... about, uh...
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About out-of-body experiences.
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- Mm!
- Yeah. So, I rented a house.
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I kind of thought the peace and
quiet would help me focus,
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but I'm kind of going
a little stir-crazy.
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Yeah, you seem a little antsy.
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- Too much coffee?
- Something like that.
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Mm-hmm. Still got a little
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"something like that" under your nose.
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Oh, shit.
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I-It helps me write.
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I don't... I don't do it every day.
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Just a couple lines in the morning.
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Mmm!
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That's good shit.
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_
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And then God looks at me,
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and he goes, "Angel,
what's with those pants?"
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It's like, "Well, what
do you mean, God?"
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What you talking about...
The style, the color?
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"What exactly is your beef
with my choice of dungarees?"
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And then he just stares
at me for a while.
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Now, I hesitate saying
it was a sexual stare,
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what, with him being God and all,
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but I think he wanted me
to take off my pants.
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You know what? I bet he did.
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He's probably a freak. I mean, come on.
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You don't make every woman
scream your name during sex
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if you're not super into yourself.
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Right.
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I found the problem.
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Baby, I think we got to get in the car.
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I'm pretty sure I see a nose.
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Oh, God. Okay, okay. Uh,
I'm gonna go get my purse.
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- You have rats.
- Shh!
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What are you talking about?
We don't have rats in here.
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Something chewed these things up good.
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I need to go buy more wires.
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I can go with you to buy
more wire if you want.
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You know, if you just,
like, need some help
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picking out a color.
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There's a RadioShack
right near my apartment.
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I thought they went out of business.
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Me too.
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No, but this one's still open.
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I guess nobody told them.
It can be our little secret.
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- I don't like secrets.
- I don't like secrets, either.
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I think we should tell them.
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- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
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- Shi-i-i-t!
- Sugar-r-r-r!
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I'll take that one.
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- Here we are.
- Whew.
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You got a dog!
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I love dogs.
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What's his name?
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Uh, Tater Tot?
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Tater Tot.
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Okay, baby.
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Mm. There we go.
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- How's it going?
- Oh, great.
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It is going... so great.
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I'm just here to get
the roofies. Roofies.
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♪ With so much drama in the L-B-C ♪
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♪ It's kinda hard bein'
Snoop D-O-double-G ♪
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♪ But I, somehow, some way ♪
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♪ Keep comin' up with funky-ass
shit nearly every single day ♪
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♪ And can I kick a little
somethin' for the G's? ♪
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♪ And make a few friends
is a breeze through ♪
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♪ Don't you know it's
2:00 in the mornin' ♪
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♪ And the party's still jumpin' ♪
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♪ 'Cause my mama ain't home ♪
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♪ And I'll be rollin' down
the street, smokin' Indo ♪
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♪ Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ♪
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♪ With my mind on my money
and my money on my mind ♪
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♪ So later on that day ♪
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♪ My homey Dr. Dre ♪
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♪ He came by with a gang of Tanqueray ♪
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♪ And a fat-ass J of
some bubonic chronic ♪
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♪ You know it made me choke ♪
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♪ It ain't no joke, I had
to back up off of it ♪
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♪ Set my cup of gin down ♪
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♪ Don't you know,
Tanqueray and chronic ♪
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♪ Well, I'm up now ♪
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What the hell's going on?
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Well, you're in the hospital.
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And, um, I don't know how to...
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To tell you this, um,
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but you were under the
influence of some substances,
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and it appears that you...
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Ate a woman's dog.
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I what?
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You ate a dog.
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Oh.
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But you just have to
remember that it wasn't you.
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It was the drugs.
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Addiction is serious,
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and there are a lot of ways
that you can get help.
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I ate a dog?
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That's insane!
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Well, I guess I ain't
a vegetarian no more.
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You must...
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You're probably just
still a little bit high.
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I contacted your brother.
He's on his way to come get...
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Wait, what? Steve?
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- Yes, Steve.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Not Steve. No! No. Steve's a buzzkill.
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- Wait. Buzzkill?
- No. Mnh-mnh!
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Mnh-mnh! No!
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Up high!
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I was right. This is
gonna be a tough one.
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Can't believe she thinks she ate a dog,
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- and she still wanted to get high.
- Hmm.
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Guy in Miami couldn't hand over
253
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,134
those bath salts quick enough.
254
00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:29,898
Which reminds me, what
did we do with those?
255
00:13:29,904 --> 00:13:31,740
My back's a little tight.
I could use a soak.
256
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,344
Just in and out, okay?
257
00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:35,614
Just hold it in for five
seconds and then let it out.
258
00:13:36,744 --> 00:13:38,108
How long are the contractions?
259
00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,513
Uh, we are not here right now.
260
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,284
I told you we are not here until
midnight, so you can't talk to us.
261
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:45,352
Ohh. Do you think you can get
me some ice chips, honey?
262
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Um...
263
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- They're free.
- Yeah.
264
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,509
Yeah. Okay.
265
00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:54,255
How much does the baby either look like
266
00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,521
or not look like the
father when it's born?
267
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,104
Was the other guy you had sex with
268
00:14:00,104 --> 00:14:01,974
the same color as your fiancé?
269
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,304
Kinda. I mean...
270
00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:06,444
According to the paint
swatches at Lowe's,
271
00:14:06,444 --> 00:14:09,444
uh, my fiancé's more of a summer linen.
272
00:14:09,444 --> 00:14:11,644
The other guy is a toasted coconut.
273
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:14,984
Well, as long as your fiancé
isn't a house painter,
274
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,924
I'd say you should be safe for a while.
275
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:29,064
Dr. Elton to the emergency room.
276
00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:31,534
Billy's back.
277
00:14:31,534 --> 00:14:33,804
Hey, Steve, um, I hope you get this.
278
00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:36,007
Listen, we're just, uh...
We're running a little behind
279
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,701
schedule. Nothing... Nothing
to worry about, and...
280
00:14:38,814 --> 00:14:41,344
Hey, Shelley, I can't see
through this wrinkled glass.
281
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:44,337
She's back. Hey, hey, answer the door.
282
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,289
Shelley!
283
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,231
Sorry I ate your pet.
284
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,154
I could not find you another dog,
285
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:56,424
but I caught you a parrot.
286
00:14:56,424 --> 00:14:57,579
Mm.
287
00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:58,921
Oh.
288
00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:00,888
Shit.
289
00:15:01,127 --> 00:15:03,834
Oh, I got oxy. Ah.
290
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,500
Take two, and we'll be
riding the same cloud.
291
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,160
What, uh... What's going on?
292
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:17,184
She's making snow angels
on the shag carpet.
293
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,654
Oh, you know what? You ought to hydrate.
294
00:15:23,654 --> 00:15:25,984
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- All right, listen.
295
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,394
We got another shot at this
before her brother gets here,
296
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,394
so we got to think about what we can do
297
00:15:31,394 --> 00:15:34,264
to make this lunatic hit rock bottom.
298
00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:36,264
I got it.
299
00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:39,204
We make her believe she had
sex with an 8-year-old.
300
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,274
- What?
- It's great.
301
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,544
See, you go, and you
find an 8-year-old boy.
302
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:45,544
And then you lure him in here
303
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,544
with one of those spinner things.
304
00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:49,614
And then as soon as she's passed out,
305
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:53,284
we strip them both naked and
put them in the bed together.
306
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:55,484
Yeah, I'm not luring an
8-year-old anywhere.
307
00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:57,354
Okay. So, we'll get a midget.
308
00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:59,624
But you have to shave him so he looks 8.
309
00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:01,624
And I'm also not shaving a midget.
310
00:16:01,624 --> 00:16:03,494
Do whatever you want, man. It's cool.
311
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:05,964
Meantime, I'm gonna go knock
her out, so give me a roofie.
312
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,434
No, I'm not giving her two
roofies in the same day,
313
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,976
no matter how in shape her
heart is from all the cocaine.
314
00:16:10,982 --> 00:16:12,304
- It's not safe.
- Fine.
315
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,834
Then... we'll go old-school.
316
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,034
I'll drink her under the table.
317
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:21,174
Who the hell were you
yelling at in there?
318
00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:22,844
I saw a ghost.
319
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:27,714
Rock Bottom Industries.
320
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,914
Hey, it's Steve.
321
00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:30,184
Hey, um, listen.
322
00:16:30,184 --> 00:16:31,654
We're gonna need another hour.
323
00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:33,594
An hour?
324
00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:12,333
What the hell?! You promised
me this would be safe!
325
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,931
- It usually is.
- You were the ones who got her drunk.
326
00:17:14,937 --> 00:17:16,067
You were the ones who drugged her.
327
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,667
I thought you said you were a doctor!
328
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,937
Practically a doctor!
329
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,477
Practically. There were no guarantees.
330
00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:22,337
And you were the one who
told us she loved dogs,
331
00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:23,947
so who was wrong about that, huh?
332
00:17:23,947 --> 00:17:25,607
What happened?
333
00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:27,147
Oh, look who's up.
334
00:17:27,409 --> 00:17:30,549
Oh, shit. I must have
passed out before her.
335
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:33,084
Oh, you didn't shave a midget, did you?
336
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,290
I started thinking about one
I went to high school with,
337
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,867
and I felt kind of bad about it.
338
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,073
She's dead!
339
00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:39,830
- What?!
- We gotta go. We gotta go.
340
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,973
- What's hap...
- Come on. Let's go.
341
00:17:40,979 --> 00:17:42,655
If I were you, I'd leave
her out on the beach.
342
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,788
And remember, you hired us,
so you're equally responsible.
343
00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:47,724
Come on, come on.
344
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,720
You okay?
345
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,513
I just still can't believe it.
346
00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:06,949
Look, it's not our fault, Shelley.
347
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,685
That woman was gonna die at some point,
348
00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:11,561
and there was nothing that
anyone could have done about it.
349
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,437
I just can't believe I'm still alive.
350
00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:17,936
We both did the same drugs.
351
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:21,103
How come she's gone and I'm not?
352
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:24,379
What are you talking about?
You were faking the drugs.
353
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,962
I haven't faked it for over a year.
354
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,280
Oh, honey.
355
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:40,830
I don't want to do this anymore.
356
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:43,090
I think I need help.
357
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,430
Okay.
358
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:47,900
We'll get you some help.
359
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,380
Well, that worked like a charm.
360
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,920
I was so nervous.
361
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,590
I thought for sure she
was going to figure out
362
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:09,163
I was faking the drugs.
363
00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:14,529
Yeah, tell me about it.
364
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:17,065
She almost caught me slipping
a roofie into her water.
365
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:25,540
She's making snow angels
on the shag carpet.
366
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,397
I can't believe we pulled it off.
367
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:30,628
Well, when I saw you in that improv
368
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:32,144
show, I knew you could do it.
369
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,962
Mm. Thank you, but most of that
370
00:19:33,968 --> 00:19:35,950
stuff is planned out beforehand.
371
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:38,150
We tell the audience it
isn't, but it really is.
372
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:40,739
Wait. Are you telling me
that all improv is fake?
373
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:41,869
- Yep.
- Yep.
374
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,068
Huh.
375
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,830
You think it'd be better. Well, thanks.
376
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:49,630
I never thought I'd be on
the other side of this.
377
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:52,030
Hey, how long's she going away for?
378
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:53,900
90 days.
379
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,640
Good for her.
380
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:13,399
Rock Bottom Industries?
381
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:17,260
Um, sure. One... One second, sir.
382
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,590
Could you hold... I am trying
to do business right now.
383
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:23,790
♪ Baby, I know there's somethin'
you're not tellin' me ♪
384
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:30,540
♪ Darlin', you were a
weight on every smile ♪
385
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:37,313
♪ Honey, I can see your
lips just tremblin' ♪
386
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:42,788
♪ Achin' just to break and tell me why ♪
387
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:49,367
♪ But I-I-I-I don't wanna know ♪
388
00:20:50,131 --> 00:20:53,601
♪ Don't spill, baby, don't confess ♪
389
00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:57,547
♪ I don't wanna love you less ♪
390
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:03,230
♪ I-I-I-I-I don't want to hear ♪
391
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,570
♪ Something that'll crush me, dear ♪
392
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,640
♪ I don't wanna know ♪
393
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,708
♪ I do ♪
394
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:16,584
♪ Wanna see you laughin' loud ♪
395
00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:20,084
♪ I do want you and me ♪
396
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:24,360
♪ To hover up above the ground ♪
397
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:40,270
♪ I-I-I-I-I don't wanna know ♪
398
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,470
I'm sorry. The keys have
got to be here somewhere.
399
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,940
I'm just a bit out of sorts.
400
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,880
My fiancée gave birth last week,
401
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,789
and I haven't really been sleeping.
402
00:21:47,795 --> 00:21:50,405
I looked down. I shouldn't
have looked down.
403
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:51,748
Oh, well, not a problem.
404
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:53,614
My family doesn't arrive
till the evening.
405
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,507
Normally I'd be counting the
seconds, but I'm cured.
406
00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:58,014
Hey, Vivian, could you check and see
407
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,760
if the keys to the beach
house are back there?
408
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:03,512
Okay!
409
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:09,376
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