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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,447 (DOG BARKING) 2 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,829 (FOOTSTEPS) 3 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,862 Whew! I think that's everything. 4 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,281 Come here. 5 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:45,730 (SINGING) Running my mouth off at the storm 6 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:53,238 Yelling, Man, what the hell did you do that for? 7 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,285 And I was watching The old men fish 8 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,914 And they'd all give their catch away 9 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:06,793 And I can hear a woman singing 10 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:09,963 And I could hear that piano play 11 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:11,673 It'd go like 12 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:14,676 (PIANO PLAYING) 13 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:28,732 Tears will gather in my eyes 14 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,902 Hold my head 15 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,448 And babe you know I'll cry 16 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,162 And I can hear that drummer roll 17 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:45,957 As I listen to that choir cry 18 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:49,502 And I could hear a guitar weeping 19 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:53,256 I could feel those pipers pipe 20 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,968 And all the beauty I couldn't see 21 00:02:57,052 --> 00:03:00,597 But it just cut me at my knees 22 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,392 And I was watching the old men fish 23 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,063 And they'd all give their catch away 24 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,900 And I could hear a woman singing 25 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:15,111 And I could feel that piano play 26 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:20,784 Tears will gather in my eyes 27 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,954 Hold my head 28 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,541 Ah, babe You know I'll cry 29 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,504 Like a baby 30 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,882 Oh, I held my head and cried 31 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,095 Come on, Dorothy 32 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,264 Oh, you know We could go all night 33 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,112 (PUMP BEEPS) 34 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,998 (ENGINE CRANKS) 35 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,709 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 36 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,877 (ENGINE CRANKS) 37 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,255 Oh, come on. 38 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,717 (ENGINE CRANKS) 39 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,926 (SIGHS) 40 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,470 Shit. 41 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,521 (ENGINE CRANKS) 42 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,658 -MAN: Fired? You're firing me! -MAN 2: Get the fuck outta here. 43 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:46,494 Oh, fuck you, Manny! I quit! How 'bout that? 44 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,413 MANNY: Give me my fuckin' shirt. MAN: You want your shirt back? 45 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:51,916 Great news. You can have your piece-of-shit shirt back. 46 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,501 Here ya go, dude. Choke on it. 47 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,629 Hey, where's my stuff? You guys have my stuff in there! 48 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,757 Oh, great, you too, Gary? 49 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,175 Fuckin' dick. 50 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,094 Hey, what do you need? 51 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,096 -A mechanic. I'm looking for a mechanic. -Great. 52 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,974 You just found the best goddamned mechanic in town! Let's go. 53 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,976 I'm driving to LA and my car broke down. 54 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,061 Those guys would've fuckin' ripped you off. 55 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,187 Really? 56 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,606 -Oh, okay. -Eat shit, Manny! 57 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,858 -Richard, by the way. -Oh. Nathan. 58 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:17,942 Everyone calls me Nat. 59 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,244 Hey, you mind if I, uh, take a couple of, uh, pictures of you? 60 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:31,706 -You wanna take a picture of me? -Yeah, yeah, of you. 61 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,626 You're uh... you're interesting, you know? 62 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,169 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 63 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:39,005 I mean, don't get me wrong, dude. I'm interesting as fuck. 64 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,132 If you wanna take a picture of the real deal, 65 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,842 like, you came to the right place. Let's do this. 66 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,386 -Yeah? Yeah. -Fuck, yeah. 67 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,596 Oh, awesome. Great. This is crazy. 68 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,932 -Okay. -Fuck, yeah. 69 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,393 -Nice. -Yeah, right? 70 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,436 -Okay. -Yeah. 71 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,230 This is America at its purest, dude. 72 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,816 Oh, nice. Okay. 73 00:05:58,817 --> 00:05:59,859 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 74 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,236 -Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 75 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,238 -Cool, man. Let me see 'em. -Huh? 76 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,990 -Let me see 'em. -No this is... It's a film camera. 77 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,450 -It's film. -Oh, yeah. 78 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,119 -Cool, man. Wow. -Developing and everything. 79 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,537 Yeah. That's old school, huh? 80 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,747 -Yeah, yeah. -Crazy. 81 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,457 What are you, an artist or something? 82 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,835 I'm gonna start art school. That's why I'm driving to LA. 83 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:18,253 -Fuck. -Yeah. 84 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,462 -Good for you. -Thank you. 85 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,258 -What's your philosophy? -My philosophy? 86 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,968 Yeah, like, your artist's philosophy. 87 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,012 What's your outlook on the world? What do you got to say? 88 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:30,974 Uh... I don't know. 89 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,934 I mean, listen, I'm not an artist. 90 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,812 I'm like a fuckin' piece of shit, you know. I'm a zero. 91 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,772 -But even I've got a philosophy. -Uh-huh. 92 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,482 Three things matter in life. 93 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:43,361 Friends, shelter, and a little bit of food in my belly. 94 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:47,782 Everything else, bro... is fuckin' bullshit, and I'm at war with bullshit. 95 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,909 -Everyone hates bullshit, right? -Yeah. Right? 96 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,455 If there's one thing I learned in my 35 years on this planet, 97 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,125 it's that this world is full of fuckin' bullshit. 98 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,045 Hey! Here we go. Get ready. 99 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,380 -Start it up. -Oh. Oh. You sure? 100 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,965 -Yep. Start it up. -Okay. 101 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,802 (SNIFFS) 102 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,929 -You ready? -Yeah. 103 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,139 (ENGINE STARTS) 104 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,682 -Boom! -Oh, my God, yes! 105 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:15,852 NAT: Thank you. 106 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,562 How 'bout that? 107 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,230 I really appreciate it. 108 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,316 Yeah, don't worry about it. Just a loose hose. Nothing. 109 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,360 Yeah. Thank you. I never would've found it myself. 110 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,196 Listen, it's just, like, I don't know, maybe a hundred bucks? 111 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,282 Yeah, yeah. Of course, man. Uh... 112 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,910 -I'm fuckin' with you, man. -What? What the... 113 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,578 I'm fuckin' with you. Don't worry about it. 114 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:37,040 Oh, my God, dude, that's so generous. Thank you. 115 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,625 I wish there was something I could do for you. 116 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,543 Oh. There totally is. 117 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,963 I'm going about 45 minutes up the road, town called Alpine. 118 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,299 If you wouldn't mind just giving me a ride. 119 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,551 You can drop me on the side of the highway near the town. That'd be fine. 120 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,387 I just need to get there pretty quick. 121 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:54,182 Um... I don't... I don't know, man. 122 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,642 Yeah. 123 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,144 -I don't know you. -Enough said. I get it. You don't know me. 124 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:01,022 You know, I'm a stranger. You don't want me in your car. 125 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:04,317 But look. Look in my eyes, man. I have very kind eyes. 126 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,152 -Mm-hmm. -I'm a good guy. 127 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,572 -What d'ya say? -Um... 128 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,578 You know what? Yeah. Yeah, hop on in. Come on. 129 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,498 Fuck, yeah! Yes! You just made my day, man. 130 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,545 RICHARD: You want a road brew? 131 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,756 No-no, I'm good. I don't, uh... not while I'm driving. 132 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,717 -But you're more than welcome to do it. -All right. 133 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:33,555 You know, keep it low, just in case there's any, uh, cops or anything. 134 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,224 Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much at professional level 135 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,642 at drinking and driving. 136 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,979 (CHUCKLES) Well, good thing you're not driving. 137 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,441 (CHUCKLES) So what's your story, you party? 138 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,484 Yeah. I mean, I go to parties often. 139 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,529 (LAUGHING) 140 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,989 -What? -Nah. 141 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,783 I don't mean, do you go to parties, like a sweet 16. 142 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,660 I mean, do you party, like, do you do drugs? 143 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,829 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 144 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,665 -Cool. Fuck, yeah. -Yeah. Weed and drink. 145 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,125 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 146 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,668 -Well, that's good news. -Yeah? 147 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:07,547 'Cause I happen to have a pretty rad jazz cigarette. 148 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,382 -Wow, that's awesome, man. -Yeah. 149 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,634 -You wanna piece of this? -No, I'm driving. I don't smoke... 150 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,471 -Mind if I smoke it? -No, not at all. Please, go for it. 151 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,098 So, where you headed, man? 152 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,061 -Vegas. -Vegas. 153 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,314 Yeah. Bright lights, beautiful women. 154 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,441 -Cool. -It's the perfect place to start over. 155 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,234 -That's awesome, man. -Yeah. 156 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,320 Yeah. I've never been to Vegas. 157 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,989 -You've never been to Vegas? No, no, no. -Never. 158 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,408 -Oh, dude, you gotta go to Vegas. -Yeah. I know. 159 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,410 I wanna go for my 21st birthday. 160 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,537 I know it's cliché and all that, but, you know? 161 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,122 -Dude, that's smart. -Right? 162 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,290 All of the best stuff in Vegas, you gotta be 21. 163 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,500 Yeah. 164 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,045 The bars, the casinos, gambling, strip clubs. 165 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,506 Dude, all the best hookers are at strip clubs. 166 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,715 -Good to know. -Yeah. 167 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,550 -Uh, good to know. -Oh. 168 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,636 Thank you. 169 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,263 Maybe if I'm there, I'll look you up and we can hang out. 170 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,724 Yeah. Sure. 171 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,520 Tell you what. 172 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,979 I'm done with all this bullshit. 173 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,358 Nothing for miles, small-town nonsense. 174 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,110 Fuckin' assholes at work. 175 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,986 Shitty jobs. 176 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,571 Fuckin' terrible people. 177 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,159 Vegas, baby. (LAUGHS) From that movie? 178 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,002 RICHARD: So, it's this building right here. 179 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,169 -Oh, awesome. -Yeah. 180 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,338 -Pull up right here on the right. -Great. 181 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,340 Thank you so much, Nat. 182 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,551 This is... You really did me such a solid. 183 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,927 -I appreciate it. -No problem. 184 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,221 -You take care of yourself. -You take care of yourself. 185 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,473 This baby's gonna get you to LA no problem now. Don't you worry. 186 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,975 Thanks to you, man. 187 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,810 Keep your dick dry out there. You know what I'm saying? 188 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,978 Okay. Wrap it up. 189 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,563 All right. I will. 190 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,575 RICHARD: Fuck! 191 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,418 Hey, man, what's up? 192 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,379 The whole thing's closed. 193 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,673 I don't even think the fuckin' buses come here anymore. 194 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,383 -What the hell? -What? 195 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,427 Yeah. Fuck me. 196 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,638 Oh, shit, man. Well, uh, what're you gonna do? 197 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,684 I-I'll probably just stay here the night, and hitch in the morning. 198 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,269 It's, like, not a big deal. 199 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,776 You know what? Um, I'm staying in Marfa tonight. 200 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,445 If you wanna join... I don't know if they have a bus station, 201 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,780 but it's closer to Vegas. 202 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,406 -You wouldn't mind, for real? -Yeah, man. 203 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,616 It'd be nice to have some company. 204 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,243 RICHARD: Okay. Here's one. 205 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,454 What's your favorite movie of all time? 206 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,789 The Graduate. Done. 207 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:46,873 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 208 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,291 -Never seen it. -Really? 209 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,959 I don't even know what it is. The Graduate? 210 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,795 -Dustin Hoffman. You know... -I'll check it out. 211 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,630 What about you? What's your favorite movie? 212 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,300 Uh, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift. 213 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,136 -Really? -Oh, yeah. That movie is crazy. 214 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,263 It's about these guys and they race all these cars. 215 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,724 And they, like, they drift the cars. 216 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,394 I mean, they're... they're all right... those movies, to be honest. 217 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,437 -I mean... -Fast and Furious One and Two? 218 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,314 Fuckin' the best movies I've ever seen. 219 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,858 I mean, they, like, they lost their steam, 220 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,819 like, by the time they got to, like, six. 221 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,445 I think they're on, like, eight now. 222 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,155 Wait. 223 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,074 There's more of those fuckin' movies? 224 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,742 Yeah. There's, like, eight more. 225 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,161 Are you fucking... Oh, my God! 226 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,830 -Yeah, they added... -That's fuckin' amazing! 227 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,456 They got Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 228 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,833 -The Rock... -Yeah. 229 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,209 -...from wrestling... -Yeah. 230 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,378 -...is in The Fast and Furious? -Yeah, I mean, yeah. 231 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,921 Fuck. He's like my favorite wrestler... 232 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,423 It was sad when the guy died, the main guy. 233 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,341 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't tell me. 234 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,385 -Who... In the movie? -No, no, not in the movie. 235 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,262 -Vin Diesel? -Not Vin Diesel, the other guy, 236 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,680 -but in real life. -Brian? 237 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,390 -Yeah. -Brian died in real life? 238 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,308 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. Wow. 239 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,603 They CGI'd his face 'cause he, like, only shot half of the movie, 240 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,480 and they did the rest with his brothers. 241 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,607 Very touching. 242 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,693 -Dude, you are fucking blowing my mind. -Yeah. 243 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,572 RICHARD: We need some tunes up in this bitch, right? 244 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,990 NAT: Yeah, oh, totally. 245 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,616 Let's get it goin'. My girlfriend... 246 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,995 Well, ex-girlfriend, gave me this iPod as a going-away gift. 247 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,289 -All right, let's see what we got. -Yeah, check it out. 248 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,790 Any Aerosmith on here? 249 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,626 Uh, I don't know. I haven't actually looked at it. 250 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,171 Well, I hope there is, because I'm in the mood for Aerosmith. 251 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,882 -Ooh. I have an update. -What? 252 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,301 Your ex has shit taste in music. This is garbage. 253 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,719 Yeah. No, I know. 254 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,804 There's, like, three Indigo Girls records on here. 255 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,264 -(LAUGHS) -Is that why you dumped her? 256 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,891 -'Cause I get it. -No. 257 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,560 No, no, no, no, no. She, uh, she dumped me. 258 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,520 Or, well, no, it was kind of mutual. 259 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,064 She made the decision. Um... 260 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,232 Ew. This is not sounding good. 261 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,735 No, no, no, no, seriously. It was the right decision. 262 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,487 So I'm-I'm totally fine with it. 263 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,030 Say no more. I get it. 264 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,408 I'm just excited to start this new phase, this new path. 265 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,243 Yeah. You should be. 266 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,953 You're going to fuckin' art school, dude. 267 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,497 'Cause you know what art school is full of? 268 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:54,292 Hot girls, who, like, have those weird, chunky, black glasses 269 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,337 -and, like, black bangs and all this shit. -Yeah, it's... 270 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,715 All they're into is, like, doing three- somes and being lesbians for a minute. 271 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,342 -Wow. -Like, you're gonna get crazy-laid. 272 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,718 You eat pussy, dude? 273 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,304 -(LAUGHS) Yeah. -Okay, good. 274 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,598 If there's one thing you walk away from this conversation with is, 275 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,266 you've gotta eat that pussy. 276 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,519 You know, it's like, my last girlfriend, she didn't really like 277 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:13,687 getting eaten out... 278 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,563 Okay. Time out. Time out. 279 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,649 Time out. I'm gonna stop you right there. 280 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,402 She likes getting eaten out. You're just bad at it. 281 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,695 Well, here's the thing, okay? 282 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,406 The honest truth, you want the honest truth right here? 283 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,241 She's the only person I've ever been with. 284 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,159 Oh, dude, that's not embarrassing. 285 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,036 You're fuckin'... What are you, 19 years old you said? 286 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,496 -Yeah. -Yeah. That's fine. 287 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,997 Fuck, I wish I had that. 288 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:36,418 I fucked a bunch of dummies before I fucked the one true love of my life. 289 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,628 Shit, man. 290 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,674 This is embarrassing. Fu... Fuck. 291 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:43,925 I can't even believe I'm about to tell you this. 292 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,218 No, come on, tell me. 293 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,972 I'm still, like, hung up on this girl from when I was 15 years old. 294 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,558 -I'm talkin' like 25 years ago, man. -Wow. 295 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,893 My high school sweetheart... Sharon was her name... 296 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,522 Ooh. She had, like, this beautiful angelic face. 297 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,983 We just got each other. You know what I mean? 298 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,151 Yeah. 299 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,361 I feel like in an alternative universe, 300 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,364 we'd be married and have kids and be real happy, you know? 301 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,824 Yeah. 302 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,076 It's, like, there was this fork in the road, 303 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,538 and on one side was this beautiful paradise with Sharon, 304 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:19,377 and on the other fuckin' side, is just, like, 25 years of fuckin' shit. 305 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,882 And I don't know why, but I fuckin' chose the 25 years of shit. 306 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,885 And sometimes I'm laying in bed, trying to fall asleep, 307 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,262 and I just think about that universe with her, 308 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,390 where it's just us, and we're happy. 309 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,143 And I don't know what the fuck happened, man. You know? 310 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,227 Wow. 311 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,175 Dude, is this the hotel? 312 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,219 Yeah. I rented out one of those trailers. 313 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,930 Oh, no. I spent my whole life trying to get out of a fuckin' trailer park. 314 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,765 Now you're gonna make me sleep in one again? 315 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,936 What is this, some kinda fake poverty bullshit your generation's into? 316 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,315 I know it's corny and all, but, you know, it's just fun. 317 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,942 Hey, I gotta check in. 318 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,069 Do you wanna come in with me, or do you wanna wait out here? 319 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:30,156 Uh, no thanks. I saw a bar couple blocks back. 320 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,451 -Why don't you meet me there in 30. -Uh, okay. 321 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,976 (SINGING) So sometimes I'm all right 322 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:02,105 And sometimes I get you off my mind 323 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:05,942 But other times All I do is cry 324 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,861 -Richard. -Hey. 325 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,238 -Hey, how's it goin', man? Good. -What, did you get lost? 326 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,575 Oh, no. That ex I was telling you about, she called. 327 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,661 -Dude, you gotta cut her loose. -I know. 328 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,290 -You're over 21, right? -Mm-hmm. 329 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,541 What'll you have? 330 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:25,754 -We'll, uh, we'll get two whiskeys. -Yep. 331 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,299 -Holy shit, I didn't get carded. -Yeah, okay, be cool. 332 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,427 -Thank you so much. -Yeah, thank you. 333 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,929 -Cheers. -Cheers. 334 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,683 -Oh! -(CLEARS THROAT) 335 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,853 We'll do two more of these. Make 'em doubles. 336 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,313 Yeah. 337 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,397 Thank you. 338 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,942 -Mmm. -Fuck. 339 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:51,946 -What? -I'm sorry, dude. 340 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,616 -I just did a real fuckin' dick thing. -No, what did you do? 341 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,410 I ordered a bunch of drinks, and I've only got ten bucks in my pocket. 342 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,329 Oh, come on, don't worry about it, man. I got the drinks. 343 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,497 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 344 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,915 You've already been so fuckin' nice to me. 345 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,125 Giving me a ride, and all this other stuff. 346 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,251 It's all good. Don't worry about it. 347 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,753 -No, no, no. -What? 348 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,380 Don't flash that kind of money in a place like this. 349 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,341 -What'd you do, fuckin' rob a bank? -No. 350 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,051 Jesus Christ. 351 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,261 -Are you fuckin' rich? -No. 352 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,888 Oh, thank you. 353 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,474 Your parents are rich. 354 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,184 Well, I mean, they're like upper-middle class-ish. 355 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,394 Right? 356 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,730 I fuckin' nail... I nailed it, man. I got your number. 357 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,441 So, I've had, like, a pretty sheltered life. 358 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,694 Everything's planned out for me. 359 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,321 You do well on your SATs. Graduate high school. 360 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,240 You go to college. You get a job. 361 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,409 You get married. Blah, blah, blah. 362 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,035 And that's fine for some people, 363 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,122 but that type of life doesn't interest me at all. 364 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,666 Yeah, I get it. 365 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,459 No one had a plan for me. 366 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,169 Nobody fuckin' expected anything out of my life. 367 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,963 Yeah. And-And see? That's-That's my point. 368 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:53,883 You're one of the realest people I think I've ever met in my entire life. 369 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,970 And I-I guess that's what I'm trying to do with my photography. 370 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:03,518 I'm trying to get to... to the heart of real America, you know? 371 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,854 And I feel like being in here in this place 372 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,107 with you right now, with all these people around, that this is real America. 373 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,525 Nat, I have an update. 374 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,819 I think this might be the asshole of real America. 375 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,530 You're a good kid, Nat. I like you. 376 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,198 -Thank you. -Yeah. 377 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,076 I think the universe brought us together for a reason, you know? 378 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,494 -Yeah? -Yeah. 379 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,247 I will fuckin' rip the condom off of your mind, dude, 380 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,125 so you can fuck this world raw. 381 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,795 I wanna see you fuckin' raw-dog this world, man. 382 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,088 That's what you're doing. 383 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,883 (BOTH LAUGHING) 384 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,268 Fuck the world raw. 385 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,312 MAN: Did you guys just fuckin' see that? 386 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,938 -Fuckin' kid just took our photo. -That's funny. 387 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,524 Hey. You just take my fuckin' photo? 388 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,361 What the fuck are you thinkin'? 389 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,237 I-I'm sorry, yeah. 390 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,281 What the fuck are you doin'? Erase that. 391 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,241 Got any fuckin' manners? 392 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:02,952 This is a film camera. I can't erase it. 393 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,704 -Give me the fuckin camera. -No, stop! 394 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,749 Hey, leave the kid alone, okay? He didn't mean anything by it. 395 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,959 What the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh? 396 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:13,713 Okay. Just go back to your game and play pool with your bros. 397 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,965 Uncle Joe, Ryan, come here. 398 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:17,842 You wanna meet my boys? 399 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,594 Hey, Richard. Come on. Let's go. Let's just leave. 400 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:20,970 Oh, no, no. Hang on, Nat. 401 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,640 I'm about to meet Uncle Joe and Ryan. 402 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,100 You are. 403 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,105 NAT: Richard. 404 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,650 Richard, come on, let's go. Please. I'm so sorry. 405 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,819 Richard, please? I'm so sorry. 406 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,950 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna go. 407 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,828 -What do you mean you're gonna fuckin' go? -NAT: I'm sorry. 408 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,496 Thank you, ma'am. 409 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,418 -Sorry for the disturbance. -Fuckin' pussy. 410 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:52,877 -Ooh. One sec. -Li'l fuckin' baby. 411 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,212 NAT: What? 412 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,298 NAT: Oh, my God! RICHARD: Run! 413 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,803 Go, go, run! 414 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,807 I think we lost 'em. 415 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:09,811 (LAUGHING) 416 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,187 Oh, my God. 417 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,314 Did you see that guy's face when I hit him? 418 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,150 Oh, fuck, man. 419 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,819 -That... That was... That was cra... -Did you get your camera? 420 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,487 Yeah, I got it. I got my camera. 421 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:20,697 That was crazy though. 422 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,908 That was not crazy. That was just a bar fight. 423 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,244 Come on. You've never been in a fight before? 424 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,579 How are you so calm right now? 425 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,039 How are you not? 426 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,416 You know what? Drink the rest of this, okay? 427 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,460 -You need to relax, buddy. -Yeah. (LAUGHS) 428 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,129 I'll be back here, taking a piss! 429 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,465 Hey, don't come back here unless you wanna see my dick. 430 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:42,969 I don't wanna see your... Ha ha! I'm so drunk right now. 431 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,432 Hey, you think those guys are gonna find us? 432 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,893 -(URINATING) -The guys from the bar? 433 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,729 Fuck, no. And by the way, if they do, guess what. 434 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,938 We'll just kick their fuckin' asses. 435 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,273 -Yeah? That's right. -Boom! 436 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,735 -You fuckin' hit him so fuckin' hard. -Yeah. 437 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,363 Whoo. 438 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,075 I'm pretty fuckin' hydrated today. 439 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:10,288 Hey, man, you ever thought of getting in touch with that girl 440 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,832 -that you're still in love with? -Who, Sharon? 441 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,919 -Uh, Sharon. -Fuck, no. Why would I do that? 442 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,962 Well, because you're still in love with her. 443 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:20,340 You haven't tried to contact her once? That's crazy. 444 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:25,303 I've looked her up. But we had a pretty bad falling out, so what's the point? 445 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,430 You know where she lives though, you looked her up. 446 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,973 -Yeah, I looked her up. -You looked her up. 447 00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,351 -Fine. Yes, I looked her up. -So you know where she lives. 448 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,353 Where does she live? 449 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:34,771 -(SIGHS) -Where does she live? 450 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:39,359 227 Lojitas Lane. Las Cruces, New fuckin' Mexico. 451 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,568 Okay? You happy now? 452 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,153 That's right off the I-10. 453 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,823 -We should go visit her. -No. 454 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,075 Yes. Yes! It's on the way to Vegas! 455 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,703 No matter what, you're gonna drive by there, so why not say hi? 456 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,330 Why? Because I was a piece of shit back then, okay? 457 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:55,792 And, yes, I'm still a piece of shit, but a very different piece of shit, 458 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,585 one I would rather she didn't see. 459 00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:59,254 Just hit this and stop bothering me, okay? 460 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:00,922 Okay. Here. 461 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,466 You're bumming me out. 462 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:07,971 -(COUGHS) -(GROANS) 463 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:11,016 I don't know, man. 464 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:12,726 (COUGHING) 465 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,645 -You think I'm ugly? -What? 466 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,105 -I'm ugly. -No! 467 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:18,481 -I'm ugly now. -No, no, no. 468 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:22,569 When she knew me, I looked like a good-lookin' kid, you know? 469 00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:28,616 I look in the mirror now and there's a old, ugly-ass man staring back at me. 470 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,578 I'm balding, my hair is going gray. 471 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,290 I'm shocked I get laid as much as I do, which is, by the way, quite a bit. 472 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,043 I don't think women like me for my face. 473 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:42,130 -I think they just like the danger. -(COUGHS) 474 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,673 -Oh, that's real sensitive... -Can't breathe! 475 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,300 You know what? You're a fuckin' dick. 476 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,093 (COUGHING) 477 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:48,428 You know what? Fine. Fine! 478 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:49,888 Fine, We'll go, we'll see Sharon, 479 00:23:49,971 --> 00:23:51,431 then we'll see who has the last laugh. 480 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:52,849 (LAUGHING) So funny. 481 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,726 All right, done. We're done here. 482 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:56,770 Time for bed. Shut up. 483 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,980 (RICHARD WHISTLING) 484 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,193 Wow. 485 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:05,195 Oh, that's beautiful. 486 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,991 -Oh, fuck. Birds? -What? 487 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,911 -What's wrong with birds? -Oh. Nothing. 488 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,080 No, no, Richard. What's wrong with birds? 489 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:16,748 Let's just go. Come on. 490 00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:19,542 No, no, no. Richard. Tell me. Come on, dude. 491 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,587 Birds like that usually means a storm's coming. 492 00:24:22,671 --> 00:24:24,881 It's an old Hopi legend. Let's just go. 493 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,927 Storms. Storm? I don't see any storm. 494 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,720 Yeah, well it doesn't have to be a literal storm. 495 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,806 It can be a metaphorical storm or some shit. 496 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,224 Let's just get on the road. 497 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,396 Goddamn it. Come on! 498 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,689 NAT: All right. 499 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,322 -(ENGINE STARTS) -It's really cool 500 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,449 that you know all about the Hopi legend and stuff like that. 501 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:54,452 Yeah, you're not doing your duty as a goddamn citizen of the United States 502 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,204 if you don't know all the old Indian legends. 503 00:24:56,287 --> 00:25:02,210 Hopi, Apache, Sioux, Iroquois, Choctaw, Cherokee. 504 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:06,214 I mean, come on, these are the people whose land we stole, whose women we raped. 505 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:09,676 Not my ancestors. (LAUGHS) I'm one-eighth Jewish. 506 00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,345 Besides, I don't think you're supposed to call 'em "Indians" anymore. 507 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,681 I think the proper term is "Native American." 508 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:19,936 RICHARD: Your generation is 100 percent pussies. 509 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:49,359 -Think we're here. -Fuck. 510 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,990 All right, let's slow down with those, all right? 511 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:57,659 -Oh. -How many... 512 00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:59,786 Oh, dude, I'm fuckin' nervous, okay? 513 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,956 I'm in a real vulnerable state right now. I need your support. 514 00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:08,878 (SIGHS) 515 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,009 -How do I look? -You look great. 516 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,678 You look fantastic. You got your good shirt on. 517 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,139 You... You're doing great. 518 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:21,307 -You mean that? You're not just saying it? -No, I'm not just saying it. 519 00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,392 You look good. 520 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,730 Fuck. Did you just see that? She just walked past that window. 521 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,565 -Did you see that? -Yes. Yes, I did. 522 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,025 And what are you waiting for? Come on. 523 00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:31,693 Come on, big guy. 524 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:32,861 -Okay. -You got it. 525 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:35,155 Here we go. 526 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:36,531 Whoo. Wish me luck. 527 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,324 -All the luck. -Okay. 528 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:39,659 RICHARD: Oh, boy. 529 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:42,579 Oh, God. 530 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,295 -I can't do it. Let's just go. -What? 531 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:51,671 What are you talking about? 532 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:53,048 Let's get out of here! 533 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:54,966 -No. You gotta do it. -Come on, man. 534 00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:57,677 I don't wanna be here anymore. 535 00:27:57,761 --> 00:28:00,597 This is... What're you doing? What're you doing? 536 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,557 -Oh! -Richard, you're making me do this. 537 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,976 Do not go in... Do not touch that door. 538 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,353 -Fuck! -For your own good. 539 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:07,812 Dude. 540 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:08,897 No, I... 541 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,446 -Who are you? -I'm Ashley. 542 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,450 -Do you know Sharon? -Yeah. She's my mom. 543 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,534 Oh. 544 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:27,916 Is she here? 545 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:33,338 No, actually, she's, um, she's dead. 546 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:37,509 -Fuck. -Oh, shit. 547 00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:39,469 Yeah, she died last year. 548 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,430 Fuck. How? 549 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,766 -She killed herself. -What? 550 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:47,352 Slit her wrists in the bathroom and I was the one who found her. 551 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:48,728 -Jesus Christ. -Oh, fuck. 552 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:49,896 I'm so sorry. 553 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,731 WOMAN: Hey, who's at the door? 554 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,024 Oh, hi, Mom. 555 00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:57,612 -Hi. -Sharon? 556 00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,739 Wait. You're not dead. 557 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:01,574 Dead? Oh, what the fuck? Ashley. 558 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:03,743 ASHLEY: Whatever. SHARON: Can I help you? 559 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:06,788 It's Richard. 560 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,125 -I'm sorry. I think... -Wait! 561 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,210 I think you have the wrong person. No, no, no! 562 00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:14,379 It's Richard, from high school. 563 00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:21,386 Richard. Oh. Wow. (LAUGHS) 564 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,054 -In the flesh. -SHARON: It's you. 565 00:29:23,138 --> 00:29:24,806 -It is. -SHARON: And who's this? 566 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,141 This is my friend, Nat. 567 00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:27,767 -Uh... -That's Sharon. 568 00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:29,102 Nathan, but I go by Nat. 569 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:31,855 -Yeah. Nathan, hi. -Hello. Come in. 570 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,524 Uh, you sure we're not bothering you or anything? 571 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,067 No. Come on in. Please. 572 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:38,069 -Hi. -Hello. 573 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,196 -This is a surprise. -NAT: Very nice to meet you. 574 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,657 Wow. Is everything okay? 575 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,284 RICHARD: Yeah. Oh, yeah. 576 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,953 No, we were just, you know, driving through town, 577 00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:49,789 and, you know, Facebook sent me a message that you lived near here, 578 00:29:49,873 --> 00:29:52,876 so I figured I'd stop by and see if you wanted to catch up. 579 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,795 -Facebook doesn't do that. -Ashley, go do something. 580 00:29:55,879 --> 00:29:58,256 Well, I'll be in my room, if you care or whatever. 581 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,216 I'm sorry my daughter's such a fucking brat. 582 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,719 -Oh, that's okay. -You know what? 583 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:05,597 I was actually about to open up a bottle of wine, if you want some. 584 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:07,724 -Yeah. -Yeah? 585 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,476 -That sounds great. -You want some too? 586 00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:12,437 Uh, ye... No, no. I'm fine, thank you. 587 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,397 So, wait. He's not your son? 588 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,524 Him? No. 589 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:17,817 Richard, hey, I'm gonna just be in the car. 590 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,152 Yeah, I don't care, Nat. 591 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:20,236 ASHLEY: Yo! 592 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:22,572 Come here. 593 00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:31,331 Shut the door. 594 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:34,250 (POP MUSIC PLAYING, FAINT) 595 00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:39,172 -Uh, ca... Should I? -Yeah, totally. 596 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,924 Just throw all that shit on the ground. 597 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:42,967 Okay. 598 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,018 You smoke? 599 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:53,812 Uh, no. No, I'm fine. 600 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:57,273 -What do you think they're talking about? -Huh? 601 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:58,942 What do you think they're talking about? 602 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:01,653 Uh... 603 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,072 -Who's this? -That's my husband. 604 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,156 Oh. 605 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,786 -(IN LOW VOICE) Seems like a real asshole. -What? 606 00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:13,748 Uh, he's a lucky guy, huh? Have all this. 607 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,500 -That's great. -Yeah. 608 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:16,835 What's goin' on over there? 609 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,838 That is, I am studying for my real estate license. 610 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:21,798 (COUGHS) Really? 611 00:31:23,091 --> 00:31:24,801 Yeah, really. Why? 612 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,720 Come on. That doesn't add up. 613 00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:29,472 (LAUGHS) Not the Sharon I knew. 614 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:33,476 Sharon with purple hair, whose favorite phrase was "fuck off." 615 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,104 Who gave me a hand job under the bleachers at the homecoming game. 616 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:37,772 Oh, my God. I cannot believe. 617 00:31:37,856 --> 00:31:40,191 -I haven't thought of that in so long. -But you remember, right? 618 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:42,902 Isn't it so funny when you look back at the past, 619 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:45,155 and you're, like, "Oh, my God, I thought that was intimacy." 620 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:48,033 You just, like, stabbing me with two fingers over and over again. 621 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,243 You were always like, "Cut your fingernails," all that shit. 622 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:51,911 I was like, "This hurts!" That was... 623 00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:53,455 -The greatest. -...weird. 624 00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,295 So, you from around here? 625 00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:02,630 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm from Texas. 626 00:32:03,173 --> 00:32:04,507 But I'm moving to LA. 627 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:09,179 I cannot wait to get the fuck out of here the second I turn 18. 628 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:10,930 Yeah, really? Where you gonna go? 629 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:12,807 Anywhere. Just not here. 630 00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:16,853 I'm so sick of my dumb friends 631 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:20,899 and my dumb parents and my dumb teachers 632 00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:24,069 and my dumb job down at The Cone Zone. 633 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:25,737 Maybe I'll go to LA, too. 634 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:30,241 I'll be an actress or on a reality TV show or something like that. 635 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:35,205 Hey, can you stay, like, right there? 636 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:36,664 Um... 637 00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:38,375 -Oh, yeah, totally. -Yeah? 638 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:40,085 Everyone always tells me I should model. 639 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:41,628 Oh, okay. Great. 640 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,805 -How old are you, again? -Fifteen. 641 00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:53,807 Well, I will be in two months. 642 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,059 Mm-hmm. 643 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,358 -Thanks. -I'm on Instagram. 644 00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:08,279 Ashley Richards 42069. Tag me. 645 00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:11,825 (SLURPS) Can I get some more of that? 646 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:13,618 -Richard. -Oh, man! 647 00:33:13,702 --> 00:33:15,078 Why are you here? 648 00:33:16,746 --> 00:33:17,789 Oh. 649 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:22,377 Of course. Why am I here? 650 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,713 Uh... 651 00:33:25,714 --> 00:33:28,216 (SIGHS) I just... 652 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:32,512 -I feel like I never... -You don't have to... 653 00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:35,265 ...said it then, and it's what you always wanted to hear, but... 654 00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:37,809 -No. You did say it. -I love you, Sharon. 655 00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:41,396 I've always loved you. 656 00:33:41,479 --> 00:33:45,942 You know, you're the... (SIGHS) 657 00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,487 You're the love of my life, you know? 658 00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:50,864 -Richard... -And... 659 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:52,073 Oh. 660 00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:53,908 When I see you here now, 661 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:58,997 I realize this is the life I was supposed to have. 662 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:01,583 -You know, don't you ever feel like that? -Richard. 663 00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:05,378 That, like, in another world, you and me would be living in this house, 664 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:08,381 and we'd have kids, and we'd have a happy life. 665 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,091 Richard, I think you should go. 666 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:12,093 Wait. Because I said I loved you? 667 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:13,887 No. I... That... Uh, sorry. 668 00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:17,057 That... I'm try... I'm trying to explain myself. 669 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:19,392 -Wait, no. I don't... I don't wa... -I want you to take this... 670 00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:21,436 -What's that? -...and just go. 671 00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:23,021 What the fuck is that? 672 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,981 -This... I'm just trying to help you. -What the fuck? 673 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,317 -Dude, I don't want your fucking money. -Richard. Okay. Calm down. 674 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,445 That's not why I'm here! I'm trying to tell you I'm fucking in love with you. 675 00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,238 -I don't want your fuckin' money! -Okay, Richard, 676 00:34:32,322 --> 00:34:33,948 I want you to... No, no, no! Richard. 677 00:34:34,032 --> 00:34:35,867 No, please don't... Don't touch me, okay? 678 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,327 No. No, I'm not touching you. 679 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:38,661 -If you kiss me, you'll remember. -What? 680 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,121 You'll remember what we had! 681 00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:41,289 When we were laughing! 682 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:42,874 Please get out of my house, Richard! 683 00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:44,542 Seriously, you're scaring me. Okay? 684 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:47,712 (RICHARD AND SHARON CONTINUE ARGUING) 685 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,130 -Out of my house. -Don't worry, I'm leaving. 686 00:34:49,214 --> 00:34:50,924 -Nat, let's go. -What? 687 00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:54,469 You're a fuckin' bullshit person, living a bullshit life. 688 00:34:54,552 --> 00:34:56,805 Your shitty little house and your bullshit husband, 689 00:34:56,888 --> 00:34:58,598 and your fuckin' mean tricks-playing daughter. 690 00:34:58,682 --> 00:34:59,724 Okay. 691 00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,059 You know what? 692 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,644 When you're tired of your fucking plastic life, 693 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,604 just remember out there, there's a man who fucking loves you, 694 00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:05,730 who'll always love you. 695 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,443 I-I'm so sorry. 696 00:35:13,988 --> 00:35:15,115 Don't tell your father. 697 00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:16,991 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God. 698 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,413 RICHARD: Fuck... me. 699 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,377 I need a fucking drink. 700 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:30,046 Why is there no fucking booze in this car? 701 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:33,008 Okay, just calm down, and then tell me what happened, okay? 702 00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:35,135 -What happened in there? -What happened was it didn't work, Nat! 703 00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:36,761 It didn't fuckin' work! 704 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:39,222 Your big idea, it didn't fuckin' work! 705 00:35:40,765 --> 00:35:43,059 I never would've come here if it wasn't for you. 706 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,145 Look, I-I feel awful. 707 00:35:45,228 --> 00:35:47,439 Just tell me what I can do, okay? 708 00:35:47,522 --> 00:35:49,941 -You wanna make it up to me? -Yes, I wanna make it up to you. 709 00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:53,194 You can get me a hamburger, and a 12-pack of beer. 710 00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:55,030 -Okay. Sure. -Make it a case. 711 00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:01,703 NAT: I haven't eaten fast food in, like, ten years. 712 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:06,458 My school made me watch this animal cruelty video and, oh, I think it... 713 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,501 -Hello? -No, hey. 714 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:09,961 Don't fuckin' yell at them. 715 00:36:10,045 --> 00:36:11,838 I'm not even yell... I just said, "Hello." 716 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:14,758 When they're ready, they'll say what's up. Don't yell at them. 717 00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:15,967 I literally just... 718 00:36:16,051 --> 00:36:17,135 MAN: Thank you for choosing Bob's Burgers. 719 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,887 Would you like to try our famous taco burger? 720 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,430 Yes, we would. Thank you. 721 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:21,765 Uh, let's see. 722 00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:25,769 Two taco burger combos, one Frito pie, 723 00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:28,938 and then, uh, six-piece chicken nuggets. 724 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:32,650 -One four-piece chicken nuggets... -No-no, six-piece chicken nuggets. 725 00:36:32,734 --> 00:36:34,319 Hey, hey, hey. Be nice. 726 00:36:34,402 --> 00:36:36,237 Six-piece, please. 727 00:36:36,321 --> 00:36:38,615 Okay, your total's gonna be $15.27. 728 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,742 -Please drive to the second window. -No, stop! Stop! Thank you! 729 00:36:40,825 --> 00:36:42,869 -What the fuck, dude! -What? 730 00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:45,497 He wasn't fuckin' done. You don't fuckin' just take off. 731 00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:46,873 You say fuckin' "Thank you." 732 00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:48,917 I'm gonna say thank you right now. The second window. 733 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,794 No, you don't know it's the same guy! 734 00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:53,922 You've never worked at one of these places before, Nat, I'm sorry. I have. 735 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:56,841 Sometimes it's one guy taking the order, and another guy gives you the food. 736 00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:59,427 You say fuckin' thank you. You have fuckin' manners. 737 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,805 I'm sorry this isn't your dad's country club, okay? 738 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:03,014 Oh, my God. 739 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,225 But when a guy takes your order and fuckin' does your food, 740 00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:07,644 you say fuckin' thank you, you say fuckin' please, 741 00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:11,022 because all day long they're getting shit from fuckin' assholes like you. 742 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:13,942 -Goddamn it. Okay. -Sorry. I didn't mean to be an asshole! 743 00:37:14,025 --> 00:37:15,151 -Hi. -Hi. 744 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,736 -$15.27. -Yep. 745 00:37:18,113 --> 00:37:19,906 Feel like I have to fuckin' apologize for your behavior. 746 00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:21,199 Okay. Fuck. 747 00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:23,785 They're fuckin' human beings back there, man. 748 00:37:23,868 --> 00:37:24,911 (GROANS) 749 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:26,788 Fuckin' human beings making the food 750 00:37:26,871 --> 00:37:29,332 that you're gonna shove into your stupid fuckin' mouth. 751 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:37,632 Thank you. 752 00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:39,175 Thank you so much. 753 00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:44,389 Catch. 754 00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:46,057 Whoa, you blew it. 755 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,980 Mm! You should come to Vegas with me. 756 00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:53,732 -Right? -Um, sure. 757 00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:55,775 We're fuckin' driving there already. 758 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,527 Like, fuck art school, man. 759 00:37:57,610 --> 00:37:59,320 We can have drinks with show girls. 760 00:37:59,404 --> 00:38:00,989 We can go to the casinos. 761 00:38:01,072 --> 00:38:03,908 It'd be so fuckin' fun. We'd have the best time. 762 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:06,828 I... I bet we would. 763 00:38:06,911 --> 00:38:10,248 Just two fuckin' hustlers taking over the city and desert. 764 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:11,624 I'm not a hustler. 765 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,668 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 766 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:16,087 -You're an artist, right? -Yeah. 767 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,590 Yeah. What's a fuckin' artist but a hustler, dude? 768 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:21,593 Get used to it, 'cause that's what you're gonna be doing for the rest of your life. 769 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:25,138 -Okay. -Plus, you know what? 770 00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:28,892 Anybody who wants a piece, guess what they're gonna get? Boom. 771 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:30,143 Dude, what the fuck? 772 00:38:30,226 --> 00:38:32,187 I'm gonna protect you. Okay? 773 00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:34,064 -You're gonna hurt yourself. -I'm not gonna hurt myself. 774 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:36,191 -Put the knife away! -If anybody fucks with you... 775 00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:37,317 Okay. Yep. 776 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,361 I'm gonna fuckin'... I'll fuckin' slit their throat. 777 00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:41,237 -Put the knife away! -Slit their fu... Okay! 778 00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:42,364 (KNIFE DROPS) 779 00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:43,907 -Jesus. -Jesus Christ. 780 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:46,368 Such a fuckin' baby about the knife. 781 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:51,081 I'm just showing you that I'm like, like a big brother, I'm gonna... 782 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,586 'Cause you're like... I can tell. You're like... 783 00:38:58,672 --> 00:38:59,756 scared. 784 00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:10,892 I'm gonna sleep for, like, ten minutes. 785 00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:14,688 And then I'll drive and then you can sleep. 786 00:39:14,771 --> 00:39:15,814 -Okay. -Okay? 787 00:39:15,897 --> 00:39:16,940 Okay. 788 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:18,066 You're doing a good job. 789 00:39:18,149 --> 00:39:20,110 -You're a good kid. -Thank you. 790 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:22,862 You're a good kid, Nat. You're a good kid. 791 00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:26,700 Just my little brother, who I'm teaching everything to. 792 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:00,859 Shit. 793 00:40:06,281 --> 00:40:07,323 (KNOCKING) 794 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:17,500 Come on. Okay, come on. 795 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,752 It's time to go. 796 00:40:18,835 --> 00:40:20,503 What's going on? What time is it? 797 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:23,965 It's late, uh... It's early morning. 798 00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:26,176 -Okay. -Yeah. 799 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:28,261 -Why aren't we driving? -Because I need to sleep. 800 00:40:28,345 --> 00:40:30,055 Fuck it. Come on. Okay. 801 00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:32,307 -I'll drive. I can drive. -Nope. Let's, uh, 802 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:33,975 let's put you to bed, bud. 803 00:40:35,852 --> 00:40:37,103 This way. 804 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:54,329 (SNORING) 805 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:05,674 (CONTINUES SNORING) 806 00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:31,741 (SNORING) 807 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,113 (ENGINE CRANKS) 808 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:12,741 (ENGINE CRANKS) 809 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:17,328 (GROANS) 810 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:21,791 (ENGINE CRANKS) 811 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,050 Fuck. 812 00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:37,891 What's the matter, won't start? 813 00:42:37,974 --> 00:42:39,642 Uh, no. 814 00:42:39,726 --> 00:42:41,394 -Fuck. -Yeah. 815 00:42:41,936 --> 00:42:44,981 I'll take a look at it after we eat our free breakfast. 816 00:42:45,065 --> 00:42:47,317 Right? They got a waffle bar, you know. 817 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,943 Come on, let's go. 818 00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:50,779 I'm fuckin' starving. 819 00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:52,155 Whoo! 820 00:42:53,281 --> 00:42:54,491 (GRUNTS) 821 00:43:00,413 --> 00:43:01,873 You know you left this on the table upstairs? 822 00:43:01,956 --> 00:43:02,999 Oh. 823 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:04,834 You don't have to tip maids at motels. 824 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,628 They're not actually cleaning anything. 825 00:43:06,711 --> 00:43:08,463 All they do is make the bed again. 826 00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:34,030 Shit, man, I'm sorry I couldn't fix it this time. 827 00:43:35,824 --> 00:43:37,784 But, good news is, 828 00:43:37,867 --> 00:43:40,620 the universe just handed us a day off in a pretty cool city. 829 00:43:40,704 --> 00:43:42,872 So, let's enjoy it, right? 830 00:43:47,836 --> 00:43:49,754 Get a picture of me with this barbed wire. 831 00:43:50,755 --> 00:43:52,966 -Uh... -It's fuckin' tough as shit, right? 832 00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:55,218 (GROWLS) 833 00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,512 Yeah, sure. 834 00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:00,724 (SIGHS) 835 00:44:00,807 --> 00:44:01,808 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 836 00:44:01,891 --> 00:44:03,935 Oh. Oh, boy. Here we go. 837 00:44:04,019 --> 00:44:05,395 (LAUGHS) Classic. 838 00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:12,444 -I know what'll fuckin' cheer you up, bro. -What? 839 00:44:13,570 --> 00:44:15,238 Fuck Vegas. I'm not goin'. 840 00:44:15,321 --> 00:44:16,448 Why? 841 00:44:16,531 --> 00:44:18,700 Because I'm gonna go to LA with you. 842 00:44:18,783 --> 00:44:21,494 -Right? -Yeah. That's great. 843 00:44:21,578 --> 00:44:22,787 I can't believe it didn't occur to me before. 844 00:44:22,871 --> 00:44:24,122 It's fuckin'... 845 00:44:24,205 --> 00:44:25,582 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 846 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,252 Hello? 847 00:44:29,544 --> 00:44:31,421 Yeah, hi, this is Nat. (CLEARS THROAT) 848 00:44:34,132 --> 00:44:35,133 Okay. 849 00:44:36,926 --> 00:44:40,597 Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. 850 00:44:41,556 --> 00:44:42,557 Bye. 851 00:44:43,558 --> 00:44:44,726 Fuck. 852 00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:47,771 It'll cost more to fix the car than it's worth. 853 00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:50,482 Yeah. I'm not surprised. 854 00:44:50,565 --> 00:44:53,193 I'm so fucked. Classes start in, like, three days. 855 00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:55,362 You know what? I'm just gonna... 856 00:44:56,112 --> 00:44:58,448 I'm gonna go back to the hotel and call my parents, okay? 857 00:44:58,865 --> 00:45:00,158 Seriously? 858 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:04,287 Things get a little hard and you fuckin' bail and go call Mommy and Daddy? 859 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,748 -What would you do? -What would I do? 860 00:45:06,831 --> 00:45:10,377 I'd go to the fuckin' bar, have a couple drinks, fuckin' chill out, 861 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:14,756 and then tomorrow, I swear to God, I will put you on a bus to LA myself. 862 00:45:14,839 --> 00:45:16,341 Yeah, but what about all my stuff in my van? 863 00:45:16,841 --> 00:45:17,884 Fuck that stuff. 864 00:45:17,967 --> 00:45:19,969 -You don't need it. -I need some of it. 865 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:22,681 Great. Take that and leave the rest. Who cares? Come on. 866 00:45:22,764 --> 00:45:25,016 Come on, what're you doing? Come on. Let's go. 867 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,602 (SIGHS) You got this. You got this. 868 00:45:28,144 --> 00:45:31,481 To LA, man, where everything's gonna go fuckin' great for us. 869 00:45:31,564 --> 00:45:32,857 If we ever make it there. 870 00:45:32,941 --> 00:45:34,693 Oh, we're gonna make it. Don't you worry. 871 00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:38,405 You need to be more Zen about how things happen. 872 00:45:38,488 --> 00:45:39,948 You know, you get real down and... 873 00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,953 Can I have a tequila soda, please? 874 00:45:45,036 --> 00:45:46,204 Can I have a beer, please? 875 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:48,623 -Hey. -What? 876 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:50,166 Check out these girls over here. 877 00:45:52,919 --> 00:45:55,130 -(UNZIPS WALLET) -RICHARD: That girl just smiled at me. 878 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:56,840 What about Sharon? 879 00:45:56,923 --> 00:45:58,967 Sharon? Come on, man. That was yesterday. 880 00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:00,468 I'm moving forward with my life. 881 00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:02,303 I'm trying to do something new now. 882 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:04,097 RICHARD: Where they goin'? 883 00:46:05,515 --> 00:46:07,434 -Let's go talk to them. -No. 884 00:46:07,517 --> 00:46:09,060 -Come on, come on, come on. -No, no. I'm good. 885 00:46:09,144 --> 00:46:10,395 I'm gonna just stay right here. 886 00:46:10,478 --> 00:46:12,897 I don't feel like talking to anyone right now. 887 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:14,524 What's the matter with you, dude? Come on. 888 00:46:14,607 --> 00:46:15,608 No, I'm sorry. I just... 889 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:17,485 There are cute girls here and they smiled at us. 890 00:46:17,569 --> 00:46:19,654 -I'm sorry. -That's a signal. 891 00:46:19,738 --> 00:46:21,656 -Mm. -You know what? Fine, forget it. 892 00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,783 You sit here and mope while I go talk to those girls. 893 00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:25,952 I'm just saying... 894 00:46:26,036 --> 00:46:27,746 It'd be a lot more fun if you were there. 895 00:46:33,335 --> 00:46:34,544 Hey. 896 00:46:34,627 --> 00:46:35,837 Nice. 897 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,505 -This is so stupid. -I know, right? 898 00:46:37,589 --> 00:46:39,507 -Let's do it. -(SIGHS) 899 00:46:42,844 --> 00:46:44,137 Ladies. 900 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:45,680 -How ya doin'? -Hey. 901 00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:47,432 I'm Richard. This is Nat. 902 00:46:47,515 --> 00:46:48,933 -I'm Nina. -Hey. 903 00:46:49,017 --> 00:46:50,226 -Hey. -Rebecca. 904 00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:51,603 You mind if we join you 905 00:46:51,686 --> 00:46:53,104 and maybe get you a drink or something? 906 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:54,773 -Absolutely. -Oh. 907 00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,941 -Fuck, yeah. -Great. 908 00:46:57,025 --> 00:47:00,403 Nat, why don't you go, uh, why don't you get us those drinks. 909 00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:04,199 I'll come with you. 910 00:47:04,282 --> 00:47:05,367 NAT: Oh? Yeah. 911 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:06,701 Okay. 912 00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:09,329 (SIGHS) 913 00:47:09,412 --> 00:47:11,122 -Hi. -Four shots of whiskey. 914 00:47:11,206 --> 00:47:12,374 Thanks. 915 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:15,502 -Is that okay with you? -Yeah. 916 00:47:15,585 --> 00:47:16,795 Yeah, yeah, of course. 917 00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:19,255 Mmm. 918 00:47:21,216 --> 00:47:23,301 -You guys live around here? -No. 919 00:47:23,385 --> 00:47:25,261 We're just traveling through. 920 00:47:25,345 --> 00:47:26,596 -Oh. -Yeah. 921 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,932 -What about you guys? -(SIGHS) 922 00:47:29,015 --> 00:47:31,267 Just doing a little road trip with my sister. 923 00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:32,894 Nice. Where you guys headed? 924 00:47:32,977 --> 00:47:34,187 You can keep the change. 925 00:47:34,270 --> 00:47:36,231 -We're driving back to LA. -Really? 926 00:47:36,314 --> 00:47:38,066 No way. That's where I'm headed. 927 00:47:38,149 --> 00:47:39,776 Uh, starting college, art school. 928 00:47:39,859 --> 00:47:42,320 Shut the fuck up. I'm finishing art school. 929 00:47:42,404 --> 00:47:44,114 -Really? -Going into my last semester. 930 00:47:44,197 --> 00:47:46,199 -Dude, that's hilarious. -That's cool. 931 00:47:46,282 --> 00:47:48,326 I know, right? Uh... 932 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:50,704 -Yeah. I go to CalArts. -What kind of art do you do? 933 00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:52,997 I can't believe you guys are staying in the same motel as us. 934 00:47:53,081 --> 00:47:54,624 -I know. Isn't that crazy? -That's insane. 935 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,501 -REBECCA: You are? -Yeah. 936 00:47:56,584 --> 00:47:59,879 -Guys, this is like fate or some... -Fate. 937 00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:01,006 -Whoa. -What the fuck? 938 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:03,049 This is weird. This is now officially... 939 00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,926 -We... Guys, a toast. -Oh, my God. 940 00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:07,887 All right? A toast to fate and new friends. 941 00:48:09,431 --> 00:48:11,307 -Cheers. -Cheers. 942 00:48:14,394 --> 00:48:16,021 (TRILLING) Ooh. 943 00:48:16,104 --> 00:48:18,231 RICHARD: Whoo. NINA: Ooh-wee! 944 00:48:18,314 --> 00:48:20,442 RICHARD: (CHUCKLES) Oh, uh, so to answer your question. 945 00:48:20,525 --> 00:48:21,693 Yeah. 946 00:48:21,776 --> 00:48:23,361 Um, I take a cross-disciplinary approach. 947 00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:26,531 So like, the work exists between paintings and performance. 948 00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:28,033 -Oh. -I don't know. 949 00:48:28,116 --> 00:48:29,951 I don't want it to be any one thing, you know? 950 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:32,370 Becs, no one understands what the fuck you're talking about. 951 00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:33,496 (RICHARD CHUCKLES) 952 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,665 What she does is she makes paintings based on her dreams. 953 00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:37,208 -That's her thing. -Whoa. 954 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,586 -Oh. Okay. -I mean, no, it's not that simple. 955 00:48:39,669 --> 00:48:41,046 It's an easier way of saying it. 956 00:48:41,129 --> 00:48:42,130 No, it's not. 957 00:48:42,213 --> 00:48:43,214 Whatever. 958 00:48:44,549 --> 00:48:48,511 Okay, she's mad at me because she takes everything very seriously. 959 00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:51,056 (CHUCKLES) He's the exact same. 960 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:53,767 He gets all uptight about stuff all the time. 961 00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:58,646 This might be weird, or like some junior high shit or something, 962 00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:00,982 but this is a great song. 963 00:49:01,066 --> 00:49:02,275 -May I have this dance? -Yeah. 964 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:04,027 Fuckin' right on. 965 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:06,613 I promise I'll bring her back in one piece. Maybe. 966 00:49:06,696 --> 00:49:08,031 Hey! 967 00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:10,116 Uh-oh. 968 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,535 I like you. You're feisty. 969 00:49:13,745 --> 00:49:16,956 -I'm gonna go get us another round. Okay? -Yeah. Okay. 970 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,000 Uh, sure. Do you... 971 00:49:19,709 --> 00:49:20,835 Do you need... 972 00:49:23,755 --> 00:49:28,093 (ROCK BALLAD PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 973 00:49:36,726 --> 00:49:37,894 -Oh... -Okay, here we go. 974 00:49:37,977 --> 00:49:40,105 Sorry. I should've helped you. 975 00:49:40,188 --> 00:49:42,565 Oh. No, it's okay. I still have a tab open. 976 00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:43,858 You wanna take one? 977 00:49:43,942 --> 00:49:45,068 Sure, yeah. 978 00:49:48,238 --> 00:49:50,115 -To art. -To art. 979 00:49:56,621 --> 00:49:58,456 (EXHALES) 980 00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,458 (RICHARD, NINA LAUGHING) 981 00:50:00,542 --> 00:50:01,960 (CLEARS THROAT) 982 00:50:02,043 --> 00:50:04,379 I have no idea why I agreed to let her drive with me. 983 00:50:04,462 --> 00:50:05,880 I'm going crazy. 984 00:50:06,131 --> 00:50:07,590 I feel the same way. 985 00:50:08,508 --> 00:50:10,885 It's the grind of the road, you know? Takes its toll. 986 00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:13,471 Yep. 987 00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:15,515 (ROCK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 988 00:50:15,598 --> 00:50:16,850 MAN: (SINGING) Somebody, please 989 00:50:16,933 --> 00:50:18,184 Oh, my God. I love this song. 990 00:50:18,268 --> 00:50:23,398 Do you wanna dance to it, the song, uh, with me? 991 00:50:23,481 --> 00:50:24,482 Yeah. 992 00:50:25,066 --> 00:50:28,236 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 993 00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:29,696 Okay. 994 00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:31,364 Milady. 995 00:50:32,323 --> 00:50:36,161 It makes you want to cry 996 00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:40,040 Oh, honey, sometimes you don't know If you want to leave 997 00:50:40,123 --> 00:50:42,417 Oh, baby 998 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,377 Or you wanna die 999 00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:48,798 Oh, oh, I want your love 1000 00:50:49,341 --> 00:50:53,428 Babe, I long your love 1001 00:50:53,636 --> 00:50:57,015 Oh, baby Who knows the reason why 1002 00:50:57,098 --> 00:50:58,641 -(LAUGHING) -Ow! 1003 00:51:01,478 --> 00:51:05,148 Oh, I just got to know 1004 00:51:06,483 --> 00:51:09,444 Hey, Nat, Richard told me about your car. 1005 00:51:09,527 --> 00:51:12,030 You guys should just come with us. 1006 00:51:12,113 --> 00:51:14,282 RICHARD: They're not listening to you. 1007 00:51:14,824 --> 00:51:16,618 Somebody, somebody 1008 00:51:16,701 --> 00:51:19,204 Why don't somebody Tell me, honey? 1009 00:51:19,287 --> 00:51:22,123 Got to Got to know 1010 00:51:22,832 --> 00:51:25,502 Honey, I'm down on my knees begging 1011 00:51:25,585 --> 00:51:27,629 Please, woman 1012 00:51:27,712 --> 00:51:30,590 Honey, I love you With all my heart, honey 1013 00:51:30,965 --> 00:51:33,843 I don't care How big you get now, woman 1014 00:51:33,927 --> 00:51:35,804 (MUSIC FADES) 1015 00:51:40,767 --> 00:51:43,728 You are going to have so much fun in college. 1016 00:51:45,230 --> 00:51:46,690 I really hope so. 1017 00:51:47,148 --> 00:51:48,441 You will. 1018 00:51:48,692 --> 00:51:50,402 I know it's hard to imagine, 1019 00:51:50,485 --> 00:51:52,570 but especially since you're going to art school, too. 1020 00:51:52,654 --> 00:51:57,450 It's... It's an entire school filled with weirdos, like us. 1021 00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:02,997 Hey, can I... Can I take your picture? 1022 00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:08,044 -Right now? -Come on. 1023 00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:09,921 Come on, just stand right there. It'll be fine. 1024 00:52:10,005 --> 00:52:11,506 Uh, but I hate having my picture taken. 1025 00:52:11,589 --> 00:52:13,591 -Oh, why? You're beautiful. -Oh! 1026 00:52:13,675 --> 00:52:16,094 -You're gorgeous. You... You... -You're... 1027 00:52:16,970 --> 00:52:19,889 You are the prettiest girl I've ever met. 1028 00:52:20,890 --> 00:52:22,183 -Okay, fine. -Yeah? 1029 00:52:22,892 --> 00:52:24,352 Okay. 1030 00:52:26,646 --> 00:52:27,897 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 1031 00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,358 Amazing. 1032 00:52:30,942 --> 00:52:32,902 (SIGHS) That was such hard work. 1033 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:39,075 Ooh. 1034 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:41,870 All right. 1035 00:52:41,953 --> 00:52:43,663 Into my room, we go. 1036 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,915 (BEEPS) 1037 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:47,083 Into my room... 1038 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,585 Whoa! 1039 00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:50,837 Come on! In or out, guy? 1040 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,172 Wow! 1041 00:52:52,255 --> 00:52:55,508 (LAUGHING, GROANING) 1042 00:52:56,217 --> 00:52:57,719 -Ew! Oh, my God. -Oh, my gosh! 1043 00:52:57,802 --> 00:52:59,471 -That's incredible! -I guess we should go to my room. 1044 00:52:59,554 --> 00:53:01,056 That's... Oh, my God. 1045 00:53:05,435 --> 00:53:06,770 Can I kiss you? 1046 00:53:08,188 --> 00:53:09,272 Yeah. 1047 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:21,868 -(KNOCKING) -(FAINT) Hey, Nat, get out here. 1048 00:53:21,951 --> 00:53:23,745 Wait. Do you hear that? 1049 00:53:23,828 --> 00:53:25,705 N-No. 1050 00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:27,332 (FAINT KNOCKING) 1051 00:53:27,415 --> 00:53:29,501 No, I... I think there's someone there. 1052 00:53:32,837 --> 00:53:33,838 Okay. 1053 00:53:35,799 --> 00:53:38,760 -What do you want, Richard? -Hey, come here. It's an emergency. 1054 00:53:38,843 --> 00:53:40,637 -What? -Hey. 1055 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,681 Don't be a dummy, okay? Wrap it up. 1056 00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:45,058 -Thanks, Richard. -Hey. 1057 00:53:45,141 --> 00:53:46,810 -I'm proud of you, kid. -Okay. 1058 00:53:47,519 --> 00:53:48,561 Okay. 1059 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,024 What did he want? 1060 00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:55,568 Uh, who knows? 1061 00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:58,822 -Hey. -I'm so tired. 1062 00:53:59,906 --> 00:54:01,533 I'm gonna shut the light off. 1063 00:54:06,621 --> 00:54:08,373 -Wait, come here. -Yeah. 1064 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,668 Boop. (GIGGLES) 1065 00:54:12,961 --> 00:54:15,046 -Good night. -Good night. 1066 00:54:36,693 --> 00:54:39,279 (CHATTERING) 1067 00:54:39,362 --> 00:54:41,239 -REBECCA: Hey. -Hey. 1068 00:54:41,322 --> 00:54:42,490 Took you long enough. 1069 00:54:42,574 --> 00:54:44,242 -Well, well, well. -Hi. 1070 00:54:44,325 --> 00:54:46,619 RICHARD: Look who decided to join the living. 1071 00:54:47,787 --> 00:54:50,707 -Hey. How ya feelin'? -Hi. I'm all right. You? 1072 00:54:50,790 --> 00:54:51,833 You were talking so much in your sleep last night. 1073 00:54:51,916 --> 00:54:53,001 I was? 1074 00:54:53,084 --> 00:54:54,878 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. I just remembered. 1075 00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:56,880 I had the fucking craziest dream last night. 1076 00:54:56,963 --> 00:54:58,715 Yeah. Uh, I'll tell ya in a second. 1077 00:54:58,798 --> 00:55:01,718 Right now, Nat, would you please join me at the waffle bar? 1078 00:55:01,801 --> 00:55:03,136 Great, thanks. 1079 00:55:03,219 --> 00:55:04,804 -Uh, oh. -Hey! 1080 00:55:04,888 --> 00:55:06,306 Watch it, you. 1081 00:55:06,389 --> 00:55:08,308 Don't start something you're not gonna finish. 1082 00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:10,060 -So, yeah. -So, how'd it go? 1083 00:55:10,143 --> 00:55:11,978 Did you use that condom I gave you, or what? 1084 00:55:12,062 --> 00:55:13,271 -No. -No? 1085 00:55:13,355 --> 00:55:14,647 -No, I didn't. -Too bad. 1086 00:55:14,731 --> 00:55:17,776 I didn't use anything. 1087 00:55:17,859 --> 00:55:18,902 (CLEARS THROAT) 1088 00:55:18,985 --> 00:55:20,570 We made out, a little. 1089 00:55:20,653 --> 00:55:21,738 -Yes. -I know. 1090 00:55:21,821 --> 00:55:23,031 -That's awesome, dude. -Oh, my God. 1091 00:55:23,114 --> 00:55:24,532 -It was so nice. -Nice work. 1092 00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:26,284 So, listen. I, uh... 1093 00:55:27,118 --> 00:55:29,537 (EXHALES) I'm gonna need your help with something right now, man. 1094 00:55:29,621 --> 00:55:31,206 Yeah? What do you need? 1095 00:55:31,289 --> 00:55:35,418 Well, I'm about to ask Nina to marry me, right here, right now. 1096 00:55:37,796 --> 00:55:39,422 Oh, wait. You're... You're serious. 1097 00:55:39,506 --> 00:55:41,091 Fuckin'-A right on, I am, dude. 1098 00:55:41,174 --> 00:55:42,509 I'm in love with this girl. 1099 00:55:42,592 --> 00:55:44,511 I have been since the second she walked into that bar. 1100 00:55:44,594 --> 00:55:47,138 Okay. Plus, check it out. 1101 00:55:47,222 --> 00:55:48,306 I got her this sweet ring at the gas station this morning. 1102 00:55:48,390 --> 00:55:49,391 No, no. 1103 00:55:49,474 --> 00:55:51,309 -She's gonna love it. -I think you're being a little impulsive. 1104 00:55:51,393 --> 00:55:52,977 -It's happening. No, no. -You do it at a later time. 1105 00:55:53,061 --> 00:55:54,104 Ladies. 1106 00:55:54,187 --> 00:55:55,855 (BOTH GIGGLING) 1107 00:55:55,939 --> 00:55:59,401 If I could interrupt your adorable giggling for a second, 1108 00:55:59,484 --> 00:56:00,902 I have an announcement. 1109 00:56:03,738 --> 00:56:04,781 Nina. 1110 00:56:05,990 --> 00:56:08,159 I know that we haven't known each other that long, 1111 00:56:08,243 --> 00:56:11,955 and this might seem like it's coming outta the blue, but... 1112 00:56:12,038 --> 00:56:14,165 -(GIGGLING) What're you doing? -Richard, hey... 1113 00:56:14,249 --> 00:56:16,292 -NINA: Shh. Nat, hang on. -Buddy, nope. 1114 00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:17,419 NINA: Hold on. Shh! 1115 00:56:17,502 --> 00:56:18,545 Not right now. I'm in the middle of something. 1116 00:56:18,628 --> 00:56:21,506 You know the phrase, "Sometimes when you know you just know"? 1117 00:56:22,215 --> 00:56:24,175 Well, I know. 1118 00:56:24,551 --> 00:56:27,387 I love you. And I can tell you love me. 1119 00:56:27,470 --> 00:56:28,888 (LAUGHS) 1120 00:56:28,972 --> 00:56:33,518 So, will you do me the honor of marrying me? 1121 00:56:34,310 --> 00:56:38,606 Oh. Oh, my God, you got me the special ring. 1122 00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:41,693 It's so cute. Did you get this at the gas station? 1123 00:56:41,776 --> 00:56:43,319 -(LAUGHING) -Don't laugh. 1124 00:56:45,363 --> 00:56:47,407 -Get up! Come on. Don't be silly. -No. 1125 00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:48,867 I'm serious. 1126 00:56:49,743 --> 00:56:50,994 This is real. I... 1127 00:56:51,411 --> 00:56:52,620 Come on, get up. 1128 00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:57,292 Yeah. No, you know what? 1129 00:56:58,251 --> 00:56:59,586 You don't have to decide now. 1130 00:56:59,669 --> 00:57:02,339 I'll-I'll just hold onto this until you decide. 1131 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:07,761 (COUGHS) 1132 00:57:10,805 --> 00:57:13,266 Wait. What about, uh... what about your dream? 1133 00:57:15,477 --> 00:57:16,686 Oh, yeah, your dream. 1134 00:57:19,272 --> 00:57:20,565 Oh. 1135 00:57:20,648 --> 00:57:22,317 Yeah. Right. 1136 00:57:22,817 --> 00:57:25,278 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1137 00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:27,489 -It's pretty fuckin' crazy. -(NINA CHUCKLES) 1138 00:57:27,572 --> 00:57:33,411 So, in the dream, I'm on tour with The Rolling fuckin' Stones. 1139 00:57:33,495 --> 00:57:36,373 -Oh, I love The Rolling Stones. -(SCOFFS) Of course you do. 1140 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:40,168 Anyway, so, I'm hitchhiking on the highway, no cars, 1141 00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:44,005 and then all of a sudden, a huge black tour bus pulls up, right? 1142 00:57:44,089 --> 00:57:46,633 Door opens, so fuck it. I get in. 1143 00:57:47,175 --> 00:57:49,010 And I come face-to-face with the guys. 1144 00:57:49,094 --> 00:57:51,304 Keith fuckin' pulls out a guitar, 1145 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:54,182 hands it to me, 'cause he wants to jam. 1146 00:57:54,265 --> 00:57:59,396 Which is crazy, because I know how to play every single Rolling Stones song, 1147 00:57:59,479 --> 00:58:01,356 even though A, I don't play guitar, 1148 00:58:01,439 --> 00:58:05,527 and B, I probably haven't listened to The Stones in like, 15 years. 1149 00:58:05,610 --> 00:58:07,237 Why, you don't like them or something? 1150 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,365 Are you kidding? I fuckin' love The Rolling Stones. 1151 00:58:10,448 --> 00:58:13,785 They're the fuckin' best rock band in history. 1152 00:58:13,868 --> 00:58:15,704 And before you say anything about the fuckin' Beatles, 1153 00:58:15,787 --> 00:58:17,539 you can shut your goddamn mouth, 1154 00:58:17,622 --> 00:58:20,834 because they'd be a hack pop band without George Martin, okay? 1155 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:23,545 I just don't like what The Stones stand for, at this point. 1156 00:58:23,628 --> 00:58:27,007 -What do they stand for? -(SIGHS) 1157 00:58:27,090 --> 00:58:31,261 They stand for the fact that my generation, your generation, 1158 00:58:31,344 --> 00:58:34,431 and their shitty generation has utterly failed to produce 1159 00:58:34,514 --> 00:58:37,017 a rock band the caliber of The Rolling Stones. 1160 00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:40,937 There is no band that people remember now, never mind in 30 years. 1161 00:58:41,021 --> 00:58:43,606 Are you fucking kidding? Fuck The Stones. 1162 00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:45,233 So, let me get this straight. 1163 00:58:45,316 --> 00:58:49,112 Because you hate every band but The Stones, you hate The Stones. 1164 00:58:49,195 --> 00:58:50,864 See? You get it. 1165 00:58:50,947 --> 00:58:54,451 And believe me, I'm so fuckin' tired of women saying 1166 00:58:54,534 --> 00:58:57,120 they still find these old men sexy. 1167 00:58:57,203 --> 00:58:59,289 Like Mick's strutting up there, and they're like, 1168 00:58:59,372 --> 00:59:01,249 "Oh, I'm still fuckin' turned on by him." 1169 00:59:01,332 --> 00:59:03,209 No you're not. No you're fuckin' not. 1170 00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:04,836 These are old geezers. 1171 00:59:04,919 --> 00:59:07,797 And even if you found yourself in some groupie situation with them, 1172 00:59:07,881 --> 00:59:09,799 their dicks wouldn't even fuckin' work. 1173 00:59:11,801 --> 00:59:13,011 I'd still fuck Mick. 1174 00:59:13,094 --> 00:59:14,471 (UTENSILS CLATTER) 1175 00:59:18,224 --> 00:59:19,309 (SIGHS) 1176 00:59:21,394 --> 00:59:23,772 (RING CLATTERS) 1177 00:59:24,731 --> 00:59:26,191 -Fuck you, cunt. -Whoa. 1178 00:59:28,401 --> 00:59:30,695 Rebecca, wait. Please don't go. 1179 00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:34,074 Rebecca, is there any way I can still go with you guys? 1180 00:59:34,157 --> 00:59:35,575 -NINA: Unlock the car. -I did! 1181 00:59:35,658 --> 00:59:36,701 -Rebecca, please. -Nina, wait. 1182 00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:39,371 -Richard, don't! Please. -I'm sorry. 1183 00:59:39,454 --> 00:59:41,456 -I'll do whatever you need. -Nat, just call me. 1184 00:59:41,539 --> 00:59:43,208 -I don't have your number. -NINA: Becca, just go. 1185 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:44,918 -Nina, I'm sorry. -Please. 1186 00:59:45,001 --> 00:59:46,711 -Hey! I love you. -Rebecca, please. 1187 00:59:46,795 --> 00:59:48,213 -NINA: Get away from the car. -I love you. I'm sorry. 1188 00:59:48,296 --> 00:59:51,216 -Just open the door. Talk to me. -Get away from the car! 1189 00:59:51,299 --> 00:59:52,509 RICHARD: Fuck! 1190 00:59:56,137 --> 00:59:58,515 You can't call women the fuckin' C-word. 1191 00:59:58,598 --> 01:00:00,141 Yeah, well, she just broke my heart, Nat. 1192 01:00:00,225 --> 01:00:01,893 So I think "cunt" is the appropriate word. 1193 01:00:01,976 --> 01:00:03,603 I'm gonna go find my way to LA. 1194 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:05,730 Oh, you're just pissed because Rebecca wouldn't fuck you. 1195 01:00:05,814 --> 01:00:07,315 Don't take it out on me, bro. 1196 01:00:07,399 --> 01:00:10,235 I'm the one who's brokenhearted here. I'm the one that just got hurt. 1197 01:00:10,318 --> 01:00:12,987 You don't think I see right fucking through you? 1198 01:00:13,071 --> 01:00:14,698 That you're fucking using me? 1199 01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:19,828 I'm paying for your hotel room, your food, your fuckin' drinks, 1200 01:00:19,911 --> 01:00:22,664 which, by the way, if you don't know, you're a fucking alcoholic! 1201 01:00:22,747 --> 01:00:24,582 Shut the fuck up, dude. No, no, no, no, no. 1202 01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:27,002 'Cause you're not paying for jack shit, little rich boy. 1203 01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:30,213 -Mommy and Daddy're paying for everything. -Whatever. 1204 01:00:30,296 --> 01:00:32,465 Have fun finding your way to fuckin' Vegas, 1205 01:00:32,549 --> 01:00:34,426 'cause you're not fuckin' coming with me to LA. 1206 01:00:34,509 --> 01:00:36,428 And you think I'm using you, dude? No. 1207 01:00:36,511 --> 01:00:39,139 You're fucking using me. Okay, my image! 1208 01:00:39,222 --> 01:00:42,308 Everything I fuckin' stand for, for your bullshit fucking art. 1209 01:00:42,392 --> 01:00:43,852 Fuck you. 1210 01:00:43,935 --> 01:00:45,562 And what you don't even get is that I have feelings, dude. 1211 01:00:45,645 --> 01:00:47,731 I have feelings just like you. Okay? 1212 01:00:47,814 --> 01:00:50,984 But you don't even see that because to you, I'm just some weird dude 1213 01:00:51,067 --> 01:00:53,695 you're slumming it with on the road, that you can fuckin' use 1214 01:00:53,778 --> 01:00:56,239 for stories to get your fuckin' dick sucked in art school. 1215 01:00:56,322 --> 01:00:57,323 Fuck you, dude. 1216 01:00:57,407 --> 01:00:58,408 What the fuck are you talking about, Richard? 1217 01:00:58,491 --> 01:00:59,701 Come on, man! 1218 01:01:00,618 --> 01:01:02,162 You're fuckin' handsome. 1219 01:01:02,245 --> 01:01:03,413 You're rich. 1220 01:01:03,872 --> 01:01:06,583 You're on your way to becoming some fuckin' big artist or whatever. 1221 01:01:06,666 --> 01:01:10,378 And what am I? I'm just some fuckin' poor, ugly piece of shit 1222 01:01:10,462 --> 01:01:12,297 on his way to an early grave. 1223 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:14,466 And here I was gonna help you out of a jam 1224 01:01:14,549 --> 01:01:16,968 so you wouldn't have to go running back to Mommy and Daddy again. 1225 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:18,053 Please, tell me how you were gonna help me. 1226 01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:19,179 How? 1227 01:01:19,262 --> 01:01:20,764 -I would love that. -How? I happen to have a friend 1228 01:01:20,847 --> 01:01:22,390 who lives not too far from here named François. 1229 01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:25,018 I snap my fucking fingers and he'll show up here, 1230 01:01:25,101 --> 01:01:26,936 and he'll do whatever it takes to get you to LA. 1231 01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:28,104 Oh. 1232 01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:29,856 Pretty soon, you'll be in art school all safe and sound, 1233 01:01:29,939 --> 01:01:31,232 while I'll be on the road fuckin' dying in a ditch. 1234 01:01:31,316 --> 01:01:32,567 Good luck with that. 1235 01:01:32,650 --> 01:01:34,819 I'm gonna take the bus. Have fun. 1236 01:01:34,903 --> 01:01:36,154 Joke's on you, asshole. 1237 01:01:36,237 --> 01:01:37,655 There's no bus station in this town. 1238 01:01:45,413 --> 01:01:46,414 Fuck! 1239 01:01:47,415 --> 01:01:48,750 Fine! 1240 01:01:48,833 --> 01:01:51,086 Call Francis or whatever the fuck his name is. 1241 01:01:51,169 --> 01:01:52,379 His name's François. 1242 01:01:52,462 --> 01:01:53,713 I don't give a fuck. 1243 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,508 Okay, cool, I just... I need your phone. 1244 01:01:56,591 --> 01:01:57,634 What? 1245 01:01:57,717 --> 01:01:59,094 I need your phone to make the call. 1246 01:01:59,177 --> 01:02:00,261 I don't have a phone. 1247 01:02:11,439 --> 01:02:12,607 What's your code? 1248 01:02:14,484 --> 01:02:15,777 Couple things about François. 1249 01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,904 -What? -One, 1250 01:02:18,530 --> 01:02:21,157 don't call him Francis or Frank 1251 01:02:21,241 --> 01:02:22,659 or any shit like that, okay? 1252 01:02:22,742 --> 01:02:23,868 He doesn't like it. 1253 01:02:24,494 --> 01:02:25,578 Number two, 1254 01:02:26,037 --> 01:02:29,708 guy thinks he's some sort of fuckin' hard-core badass or whatever. 1255 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:30,875 He's not. 1256 01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:32,210 He's a fuckin' pussy, 1257 01:02:32,293 --> 01:02:34,462 so don't listen to anything he says, okay? 1258 01:02:34,546 --> 01:02:36,131 Sounds just like you. 1259 01:02:36,548 --> 01:02:38,550 You know, you're becoming a real fuckin' asshole. 1260 01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:40,844 Well, I'm learning from the best. 1261 01:02:44,097 --> 01:02:45,724 -Minivan? -Yep. 1262 01:02:45,807 --> 01:02:47,058 All right. 1263 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:52,313 So, just as soon as I have you sign here... 1264 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:56,067 And here. Yep. 1265 01:02:57,068 --> 01:02:59,779 I can go ahead and take that car off your hands for ya. 1266 01:03:01,906 --> 01:03:03,366 All right. (SIGHS) 1267 01:03:05,535 --> 01:03:06,661 All right. 1268 01:03:06,745 --> 01:03:08,747 Pleasure doing business with ya. 1269 01:03:19,507 --> 01:03:20,925 Really need all that? 1270 01:03:21,634 --> 01:03:24,554 I mean, I can't just leave it all. Right? 1271 01:03:24,637 --> 01:03:25,889 Whatever, man. 1272 01:03:32,145 --> 01:03:33,521 Is that him? 1273 01:03:34,689 --> 01:03:35,690 RICHARD: What the hell? 1274 01:03:37,650 --> 01:03:38,902 (DOOR OPENS) 1275 01:03:38,985 --> 01:03:42,364 Oh, I guess some things just never change, huh? 1276 01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:43,698 François? 1277 01:03:44,032 --> 01:03:45,492 It's good to see ya, man. 1278 01:03:47,786 --> 01:03:50,038 -What are you wearing? -Clothes. 1279 01:03:50,872 --> 01:03:52,248 -Hey. -Hi. 1280 01:03:52,332 --> 01:03:53,583 -You must be Nat. -Yes. 1281 01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:54,751 Yeah. 1282 01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:56,586 Heard a lot of great stuff about you. 1283 01:03:56,670 --> 01:03:58,505 -Oh. -Good things, I hope. 1284 01:03:58,588 --> 01:04:00,006 -Good things, yeah. -Great. 1285 01:04:00,090 --> 01:04:01,883 Um, by the way, thank you so much for doing this. 1286 01:04:01,966 --> 01:04:04,552 No, problemo. De nada. 1287 01:04:04,636 --> 01:04:07,180 -That's a nice camera. What is that? -Uh, Pentax K1000. 1288 01:04:07,263 --> 01:04:08,723 -K1000? -Yeah. 1289 01:04:08,807 --> 01:04:11,059 -Where'd you get that? -Oh, my grandfather gave it to me. 1290 01:04:11,142 --> 01:04:12,936 Whoa! What the fuck, dude? 1291 01:04:13,019 --> 01:04:14,729 Yeah. That's Jacqueline. Watch your mouth, brother. 1292 01:04:14,813 --> 01:04:17,065 Yeah, miracle of life. 1293 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:19,651 Pretty cool, right? Let's get the party started here. 1294 01:04:19,734 --> 01:04:21,277 Get your shit in the back. 1295 01:04:21,361 --> 01:04:22,821 Since when do you drive a Prius? 1296 01:04:23,446 --> 01:04:25,323 Since the Earth began to die. 1297 01:04:26,074 --> 01:04:28,660 RICHARD: What happened to the GTO, man? 1298 01:04:28,743 --> 01:04:31,788 FRANÇOIS: I get 45 miles per gallon in the city in this thing. 1299 01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:39,254 Buckle up, dude. 1300 01:04:39,337 --> 01:04:40,964 What? 1301 01:04:41,047 --> 01:04:42,674 There's a kid in the car. 1302 01:04:44,676 --> 01:04:47,762 (FOLK SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) 1303 01:04:47,846 --> 01:04:51,016 MAN: (SINGING) A-tisket, a-tasket 1304 01:04:51,099 --> 01:04:54,436 A green and yellow basket 1305 01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:57,897 I sent a letter to my mother 1306 01:04:57,981 --> 01:05:00,817 On the way I dropped it 1307 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,068 I dropped it... 1308 01:05:02,152 --> 01:05:05,155 So Richard, uh, you've been unusually quiet. 1309 01:05:07,699 --> 01:05:09,325 What the fuck happened to you, man? 1310 01:05:10,952 --> 01:05:12,871 This guy basically taught me everything I know. 1311 01:05:12,954 --> 01:05:14,164 Literally, I wouldn't even be able 1312 01:05:14,247 --> 01:05:16,249 to wipe my own ass if it wasn't for this guy. 1313 01:05:16,332 --> 01:05:18,335 You don't know how to wipe your own ass, you dumb shit. 1314 01:05:18,418 --> 01:05:20,503 Well, that is kind of true. 1315 01:05:20,587 --> 01:05:22,505 But seriously, what happened? 1316 01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:25,258 Hey, life goes on. People change, man. 1317 01:05:25,342 --> 01:05:27,218 You're looking at the new me. 1318 01:05:33,975 --> 01:05:35,643 RICHARD: Hey, Nat, will you hand me my backpack? 1319 01:05:35,727 --> 01:05:37,145 Uh, yeah, sure. 1320 01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:45,195 (SIGHS) 1321 01:05:50,617 --> 01:05:52,369 What the fu... Hey, have you seen my knife? 1322 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:53,870 Your knife? 1323 01:05:54,412 --> 01:05:55,663 RICHARD: Yeah, my knife. 1324 01:05:56,414 --> 01:05:57,916 My fuckin' dad gave me that knife. 1325 01:05:57,999 --> 01:05:59,959 It's the only thing I have from him. It's not here. 1326 01:06:00,043 --> 01:06:03,129 Um, no. No, no, no, no. I haven't seen your knife. 1327 01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:04,547 Your knife, no. 1328 01:06:06,257 --> 01:06:07,342 That's weird. 1329 01:06:07,425 --> 01:06:09,386 NAT: Yeah, weird. 1330 01:06:09,803 --> 01:06:12,722 FRANÇOIS: When's the last time you were in Albuquerque, Richard? 1331 01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,600 You're too good for us now. 1332 01:06:16,142 --> 01:06:18,228 More like, Albuquerque's too good for me. 1333 01:06:19,354 --> 01:06:23,525 NAT: Hey man, again, I just wanna say thank you so much for this. 1334 01:06:23,608 --> 01:06:25,068 I really, really appreciate it. 1335 01:06:25,151 --> 01:06:26,945 FRANÇOIS: Yeah. Hey, it's Richard we're talking about, right? 1336 01:06:27,028 --> 01:06:29,614 I can't tell you how many times this guy's gotten me out of a jam. 1337 01:06:31,741 --> 01:06:32,867 Uh... 1338 01:06:34,661 --> 01:06:36,871 the sign says straight for Albuquerque. 1339 01:06:38,248 --> 01:06:39,624 -Huh? -The sign back there, 1340 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:41,126 it said straight for Albuquerque. 1341 01:06:41,209 --> 01:06:42,335 No. 1342 01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:45,255 We're, uh, taking a shortcut. 1343 01:06:45,338 --> 01:06:46,756 We're gonna go around the traffic. 1344 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,133 Oh. Okay. 1345 01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,805 RICHARD: Everybody's got chlamydia. 1346 01:06:53,888 --> 01:06:56,391 -Fuckin' everybody's got chlamydia. -FRANÇOIS: Yeah. 1347 01:06:56,474 --> 01:06:58,268 I'm talking to François about it, and he goes... 1348 01:06:58,351 --> 01:06:59,352 Dude, I can't believe you're bringing this up. 1349 01:06:59,436 --> 01:07:00,437 "My bad." 1350 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,230 -You remember that? -Yeah. I do, I do. 1351 01:07:02,313 --> 01:07:04,107 'Cause he was the one who had it. 1352 01:07:04,190 --> 01:07:06,234 He gave everybody the same chlamydia. 1353 01:07:06,317 --> 01:07:08,528 -Anybody else need to piss? -(LAUGHS) 1354 01:07:08,611 --> 01:07:10,947 Oh, man, we had some good fuckin' times together, man. 1355 01:07:11,031 --> 01:07:13,199 -Oh, shit, we sure did. -Oh, shit. 1356 01:07:13,283 --> 01:07:15,535 -Get out of the car. -NAT: Holy shit. What are you doing? 1357 01:07:15,618 --> 01:07:17,787 -Oh, fuck. -Get the fuck out of the car. 1358 01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:20,498 -Go stand over there. -RICHARD: Fuck me. 1359 01:07:20,582 --> 01:07:22,500 How did I not see this coming? 1360 01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:24,586 You, give me your shit. 1361 01:07:25,962 --> 01:07:27,339 -What? -Your shit. 1362 01:07:27,422 --> 01:07:30,133 I want your wallet, I want your phone, and I want that sweet-ass camera. 1363 01:07:30,216 --> 01:07:31,843 Put it on the seat right now. 1364 01:07:31,926 --> 01:07:34,304 Hey, ándale. Let's go. 1365 01:07:34,387 --> 01:07:35,638 Come on. 1366 01:07:38,725 --> 01:07:40,518 If you want my shit, you're gonna have to come get it. 1367 01:07:40,602 --> 01:07:42,479 What shit do you have? You don't have any shit. 1368 01:07:42,562 --> 01:07:44,105 That's not how friends treat each other. 1369 01:07:44,189 --> 01:07:46,399 I just told that great story about how you gave me chlamydia. 1370 01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:47,984 That doesn't make us friends. 1371 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:49,611 The only reason I'm here is 'cause you said 1372 01:07:49,694 --> 01:07:51,279 you're with a little rich kid with a wad of cash. 1373 01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:54,616 Now look, you're not gonna say anything about this to anybody 1374 01:07:54,699 --> 01:08:00,038 because if you do, I'm gonna take a little fuckin' visit to Enfield Lane, 1375 01:08:00,372 --> 01:08:02,957 and I'm gonna curb-stomp your fuckin' mom and dad. 1376 01:08:03,249 --> 01:08:05,168 -(BABY CRYING) -Shh. I know, honey. 1377 01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:06,670 It's okay. 1378 01:08:06,753 --> 01:08:09,381 I will kick your mother the fuck over, dude. 1379 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:11,091 Is that what you want? 1380 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,093 So you go ahead, you call the cops. 1381 01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:14,886 I'll take it out in pain. 1382 01:08:17,013 --> 01:08:18,431 Adios, motherfuckers. 1383 01:08:38,326 --> 01:08:39,869 I am so sorry. 1384 01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:42,247 -If I had any... -I'm done. 1385 01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:50,547 Hang on, Nat. 1386 01:08:52,674 --> 01:08:57,345 This is my fault, like, almost all of it. 1387 01:08:59,389 --> 01:09:00,724 Where are you going? 1388 01:09:02,517 --> 01:09:03,768 Nat, hang on. 1389 01:09:07,605 --> 01:09:10,108 Yeah, that's right. You-You lead the way, I'll follow you. 1390 01:09:13,695 --> 01:09:16,489 Nat, I fucked up. 1391 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:17,907 Shut up, Richard. 1392 01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,784 Okay. Good. You're talking to me again? 1393 01:09:19,868 --> 01:09:22,912 Oh, thank God. This has been the longest three hours of my life. 1394 01:09:22,996 --> 01:09:24,914 -Oh, my God. -You know, if I had my knife, 1395 01:09:24,998 --> 01:09:26,374 I totally could've stabbed that asshole. 1396 01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:28,668 I threw your knife out the window! 1397 01:09:28,752 --> 01:09:29,961 -What? -Yeah. 1398 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:32,005 So fuck you and fuck your knife. 1399 01:09:33,131 --> 01:09:34,466 Oh. Well, I guess we're even, now. 1400 01:09:34,549 --> 01:09:36,092 -Richard. -Huh? 1401 01:09:36,176 --> 01:09:37,552 -Shut up. -Oh. 1402 01:09:37,635 --> 01:09:39,137 Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1403 01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:41,264 -You got it. -(SIGHS) 1404 01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:43,266 (BLOWING) 1405 01:09:52,609 --> 01:09:54,652 I think I figured the whole Nina thing out. 1406 01:09:55,945 --> 01:09:58,865 I think the mistake I made was I-I came on too strong. 1407 01:09:58,948 --> 01:10:02,535 I just... I fall in love too quick. 1408 01:10:02,619 --> 01:10:04,746 You know, that's like... that's my cross to bear. 1409 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:13,296 Hey. 1410 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,131 Hey, little guy. 1411 01:10:15,757 --> 01:10:17,050 You still mad at me? 1412 01:10:17,592 --> 01:10:18,635 NAT: Shut up. 1413 01:10:22,013 --> 01:10:23,348 You hear that? 1414 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:25,141 Hey! 1415 01:10:26,643 --> 01:10:28,228 Hey, hey! 1416 01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:29,813 Hey! 1417 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,149 Huh. 1418 01:10:40,907 --> 01:10:42,909 -Hi. -Hey. 1419 01:10:42,992 --> 01:10:44,869 Thank you so much for stopping. 1420 01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:47,247 What the heck are you doing out here? 1421 01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:48,581 Uh, it's a long story. 1422 01:10:48,665 --> 01:10:50,500 Uh, do you mind giving us a lift? 1423 01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:53,294 Well, I'm going as far as Silver City. You wanna go there? 1424 01:10:53,378 --> 01:10:55,130 Uh, yeah, that'd be great. Please. 1425 01:10:55,213 --> 01:10:56,923 Okay, guys. Hop on in. Come on. 1426 01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:58,717 Okay. Great. Thank you. 1427 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,972 WOMAN: Here we go. 1428 01:11:04,055 --> 01:11:06,975 I've been up in Gila for the last few days. 1429 01:11:07,058 --> 01:11:08,977 I volunteer with the Park Service. 1430 01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:10,562 -NAT: Cool. -Yeah, cool. 1431 01:11:10,645 --> 01:11:12,313 It is cool. It's cold. It's freezing. 1432 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:13,982 Here, take this sweatshirt. 1433 01:11:14,065 --> 01:11:15,275 -Here, put it on. -Are you sure? 1434 01:11:15,358 --> 01:11:16,735 Yeah, sure I'm sure. 1435 01:11:16,818 --> 01:11:18,194 Thank you. 1436 01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:21,031 What's going on with you guys? 1437 01:11:21,114 --> 01:11:22,741 What're you doing out on the road like that? 1438 01:11:23,783 --> 01:11:25,118 Uh, we just got robbed and were stranded up here. 1439 01:11:25,201 --> 01:11:26,494 What? 1440 01:11:26,578 --> 01:11:28,663 -What, you got robbed? -Yeah. 1441 01:11:28,747 --> 01:11:29,831 Oh, my God. 1442 01:11:29,914 --> 01:11:31,541 Friend of mine, who was supposed to be giving us a ride... 1443 01:11:31,624 --> 01:11:33,126 -A friend! -Well. 1444 01:11:33,209 --> 01:11:36,212 (LAUGHING) Some friend. 1445 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:38,715 -Yeah. -Jesus Christ. 1446 01:11:38,798 --> 01:11:40,842 Well, you're lucky it's January. 1447 01:11:40,925 --> 01:11:43,720 It could've been worse. The bears are all napping. 1448 01:11:43,803 --> 01:11:46,806 God, I remember three summers ago I was out here, 1449 01:11:47,015 --> 01:11:49,476 was on an expedition with a bunch of botanists. 1450 01:11:49,559 --> 01:11:53,438 They were out collecting a bunch of samples out in the field 1451 01:11:53,521 --> 01:11:55,106 and I was back at camp. 1452 01:11:55,190 --> 01:11:56,983 And I thought I'd make some... 1453 01:11:57,067 --> 01:11:59,152 some vegetable soup for everybody. 1454 01:11:59,235 --> 01:12:03,406 So I was peeling potatoes and I hear this... 1455 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:07,952 (HUMMING) 1456 01:12:08,036 --> 01:12:10,455 -What's that? -(CHUCKLES) 1457 01:12:10,538 --> 01:12:12,707 Yeah, that's what I thought. "What's that?" 1458 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:15,085 And I look up, 1459 01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:17,796 and there's a little cub. 1460 01:12:18,088 --> 01:12:20,382 And there's another little cub. 1461 01:12:20,465 --> 01:12:23,009 And behind the two cubs is Mommy. 1462 01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:24,094 -Oh. -Oh, my God. 1463 01:12:24,177 --> 01:12:26,888 Yeah. And she was not happy. 1464 01:12:27,097 --> 01:12:29,891 -And she was not asking me for soup. -(CHUCKLES) 1465 01:12:29,974 --> 01:12:32,686 And I remembered, you know, you're supposed to, like, 1466 01:12:32,769 --> 01:12:34,979 get real full of yourself, you know? 1467 01:12:35,063 --> 01:12:38,358 You're supposed to, like, you know, be big, try to be as big as they are. 1468 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:40,735 Well I'm 5'4", you know. So that's not gonna happen. 1469 01:12:40,819 --> 01:12:45,073 But I just got so full of adrenaline and fear 1470 01:12:45,365 --> 01:12:47,951 that I just started yelling at her. 1471 01:12:48,034 --> 01:12:52,205 And I said, "Get the fuck out of my campground, you crazy bitch!" 1472 01:12:52,288 --> 01:12:56,376 And... And I started throwing my potatoes at her. 1473 01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:58,753 And I startled her. She just... 1474 01:12:58,837 --> 01:13:01,297 I didn't know what was gonna happen, and all of a sudden... 1475 01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:03,383 Oh, thank you, Jesus... she ran! 1476 01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:05,677 She ran. Her cubs ran. 1477 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:09,055 And I just kept throwing. I was just picking up carrots and potatoes 1478 01:13:09,139 --> 01:13:11,516 and everything, and I just went crazy. 1479 01:13:11,599 --> 01:13:13,935 And... And then they were gone. 1480 01:13:14,686 --> 01:13:16,563 -And... -That's amazing. 1481 01:13:16,646 --> 01:13:18,148 And it was... 1482 01:13:18,231 --> 01:13:19,941 It was such a great feeling, you know? 1483 01:13:20,025 --> 01:13:22,444 It was like... It was like... It was like, you know... 1484 01:13:22,527 --> 01:13:25,113 Those times when you just feel like a penny waiting for a change 1485 01:13:25,196 --> 01:13:27,741 and then all of a sudden, the cash box is full. 1486 01:13:27,824 --> 01:13:30,326 Yeah. It was all right. 1487 01:13:30,493 --> 01:13:34,247 You know, those botanists came back and I-I told them that story. 1488 01:13:34,330 --> 01:13:35,957 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1489 01:13:36,041 --> 01:13:38,793 Well, somebody else was Big Man On Campus that night. 1490 01:13:38,877 --> 01:13:42,172 (BOTH LAUGHING) I can tell you that. That was the truth, yeah. 1491 01:13:42,255 --> 01:13:45,091 -Yeah. -Somewhere that bear's telling the story 1492 01:13:45,175 --> 01:13:49,846 -about the crazy lady with vegetables. -Yeah. (LAUGHING) 1493 01:14:16,623 --> 01:14:17,999 Hey, Nat? 1494 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,210 Nat. Wake up, buddy. 1495 01:14:20,293 --> 01:14:21,753 Okay. 1496 01:14:21,836 --> 01:14:24,339 I think you should report what happened to the police. 1497 01:14:26,174 --> 01:14:28,259 -Um... -Okay? 1498 01:14:28,343 --> 01:14:29,803 -Thank you. Yeah. -Yeah. 1499 01:14:29,886 --> 01:14:31,888 -Um, thank you very much. -You bet. 1500 01:14:31,971 --> 01:14:33,682 -For everything. Really. -You bet. No problem. 1501 01:14:33,765 --> 01:14:35,558 Hey. Hold on a second. 1502 01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:37,602 (GRUNTING) Hold on a second. 1503 01:14:44,943 --> 01:14:46,861 You guys need this more than I do. 1504 01:14:46,945 --> 01:14:49,155 (CLEARS THROAT) 1505 01:14:49,239 --> 01:14:50,824 -Thank you. -Sure. 1506 01:14:50,907 --> 01:14:52,826 -Really, thank you. -It's okay. Yeah. 1507 01:14:52,909 --> 01:14:56,079 You just... You go on in there and just tell 'em everything, 1508 01:14:56,162 --> 01:14:57,539 and they'll take care of ya. 1509 01:14:57,622 --> 01:14:59,207 I've known these guys for years. They're great. 1510 01:14:59,290 --> 01:15:00,583 -Okay, cool. Thank you. -Okay. 1511 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:03,086 Hey, Richard? Good luck to ya, buddy. 1512 01:15:03,169 --> 01:15:04,421 Thanks for everything, Dotty. 1513 01:15:15,348 --> 01:15:18,476 Well... I guess this is it. 1514 01:15:25,025 --> 01:15:27,068 I don't know about you, but I'm starving. 1515 01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:29,320 Wait. What? 1516 01:15:36,077 --> 01:15:39,414 This is seriously, like, the best food I've ever eaten. 1517 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,250 You've changed, man. 1518 01:15:42,334 --> 01:15:44,627 You're no longer like the baby Nat that I met a couple days ago. 1519 01:15:44,711 --> 01:15:46,379 You're like, real hard-core now. 1520 01:15:47,464 --> 01:15:49,215 Being held at gunpoint will do that to you. 1521 01:15:49,299 --> 01:15:51,051 It's true. 1522 01:15:51,134 --> 01:15:53,553 Hey, so when you go to the cops, 1523 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:54,971 probably gonna hang out here. 1524 01:15:55,055 --> 01:15:56,931 Me and the police, we don't really mix very well. 1525 01:15:57,015 --> 01:16:00,643 I'm not going to the station. Hitching a ride to Albuquerque. 1526 01:16:01,895 --> 01:16:03,480 To Albuquerque? 1527 01:16:03,563 --> 01:16:04,773 François. 1528 01:16:04,856 --> 01:16:07,567 -You ready to see how it's done? -By all means, please. 1529 01:16:07,650 --> 01:16:09,402 -You ready to see the master in action? -I would love to. 1530 01:16:09,486 --> 01:16:11,029 -Show me how it's done please, bud. -(BLOWS) 1531 01:16:11,112 --> 01:16:12,238 Here we go. 1532 01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:14,282 We're about to go to Albuquerque. 1533 01:16:14,699 --> 01:16:16,910 Ten bucks says I get the first car. 1534 01:16:16,993 --> 01:16:18,328 -You guys need a ride? -RICHARD: Yeah. 1535 01:16:18,411 --> 01:16:20,288 -NAT: Yeah, we would love one. -Yeah, come on. Why? 1536 01:16:20,372 --> 01:16:22,082 NAT: Yeah, are you going to Albuquerque? 1537 01:16:22,165 --> 01:16:23,875 Real sorry, dude. She's freakin' out. I don't know. 1538 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:25,543 Fuck you! 1539 01:16:26,002 --> 01:16:27,170 That was weird. 1540 01:16:27,462 --> 01:16:28,672 Fuck, man. 1541 01:16:29,464 --> 01:16:31,633 Ah, actually that happens to me all the time. 1542 01:16:31,716 --> 01:16:33,093 -Really? -Yeah. 1543 01:16:33,176 --> 01:16:36,179 You get out here and try it. Maybe your pretty face will change the equation. 1544 01:16:36,262 --> 01:16:38,139 Sure. Should I... So it's blowin' on the thumb? 1545 01:16:38,223 --> 01:16:40,975 -Oh, just get out there, you little shit. -That's... Just blow on it? 1546 01:16:41,059 --> 01:16:42,143 -Yeah. -Like that? 1547 01:16:42,227 --> 01:16:43,561 -Shut up. -Do I shake it? 1548 01:16:43,645 --> 01:16:45,563 -Do I go rad? You know what? -Don't get cocky, okay? 1549 01:16:45,647 --> 01:16:47,816 Oh. Hey, hey, hey. 1550 01:16:47,899 --> 01:16:49,025 -I think I got one. -What? 1551 01:16:49,109 --> 01:16:50,694 -No! -Yes! 1552 01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:52,737 -(CACKLES) -Are you kidding? 1553 01:16:53,613 --> 01:16:55,156 -Amazing! -That's not how it works. 1554 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,908 I want you to know that. 1555 01:16:56,991 --> 01:16:58,118 You just got lucky. That's beginner's luck. 1556 01:16:58,201 --> 01:16:59,369 No. 1557 01:16:59,452 --> 01:17:01,246 Hi. Uh, we're headed towards Albuquerque. 1558 01:17:01,329 --> 01:17:03,289 Do you mind if you take us? Get in the back. 1559 01:17:03,373 --> 01:17:05,208 Get in the back. I got the car. 1560 01:17:11,715 --> 01:17:12,966 RICHARD: Right up here is fine. 1561 01:17:16,594 --> 01:17:18,888 -Thank you so much, Gary. -GARY: All right, man. 1562 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:21,599 -Good luck with getting your kids back. -NAT: Thank you very much. 1563 01:17:24,227 --> 01:17:25,437 RICHARD: Okay, listen. 1564 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,105 I don't know what you think you're doing, okay, 1565 01:17:27,188 --> 01:17:30,483 but this isn't your exact world, okay, crime and so forth. 1566 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:33,862 So you don't just go barging into some guy's house who robbed you at gunpoint. 1567 01:17:33,945 --> 01:17:35,113 -I think that's the car. -Wait. No. 1568 01:17:35,196 --> 01:17:36,781 It may be, but it doesn't matter. 1569 01:17:36,865 --> 01:17:38,450 Are you listening to me? 1570 01:17:38,533 --> 01:17:40,243 You... Nat. 1571 01:17:40,326 --> 01:17:42,037 -Nat! -Shut up, Richard. Come on. 1572 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,163 -You can't sneak around... -Shh! 1573 01:17:43,246 --> 01:17:44,914 ...in the middle of broad daylight. 1574 01:17:44,998 --> 01:17:46,958 Walk like a normal person. 1575 01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:49,210 You look ridi... Oh, my God. 1576 01:17:49,294 --> 01:17:50,670 You're gonna get us arrested. 1577 01:17:57,469 --> 01:17:59,262 My wallet and stuff are in the back. 1578 01:18:01,014 --> 01:18:02,599 Shit. It's locked. 1579 01:18:02,682 --> 01:18:05,101 What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no! 1580 01:18:05,185 --> 01:18:07,812 Come back. No, don't. 1581 01:18:13,735 --> 01:18:15,236 -God! Fuck! -Shh! 1582 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,031 Goddamn it. That cactus got me right in the fuckin' dick. 1583 01:18:18,114 --> 01:18:20,492 -His keys are right by the front door. -God. Fuck. 1584 01:18:20,575 --> 01:18:21,701 God. 1585 01:18:23,036 --> 01:18:25,288 -Door's locked. -Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go. 1586 01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:26,664 Yeah. Let's go through the back. 1587 01:18:26,748 --> 01:18:28,291 No. We're not going through the back. 1588 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:30,835 You don't go in the back door of someone's house 1589 01:18:30,919 --> 01:18:34,297 who you know has a gun, and is also inside the house. 1590 01:18:34,589 --> 01:18:38,009 You are doing this wrong. It's not like the back door is gonna be open anyway. 1591 01:18:38,802 --> 01:18:39,928 Oh, goddamn it! 1592 01:19:07,288 --> 01:19:09,708 (TV SHOW PLAYING FAINTLY) 1593 01:19:16,172 --> 01:19:19,426 MAN ON TV: When Turner gives the order, cease fire. 1594 01:19:20,176 --> 01:19:21,970 NAT: (WHISPERING) I'm gonna get his keys. Cover me. Okay? 1595 01:19:22,053 --> 01:19:23,388 Okay. 1596 01:19:25,265 --> 01:19:26,808 MAN ON TV: You wait for a sign. 1597 01:19:26,891 --> 01:19:28,226 (TV CHATTER CONTINUES) 1598 01:19:51,082 --> 01:19:52,417 Go. 1599 01:19:59,716 --> 01:20:02,052 BABY: (BABBLING) Mommy. 1600 01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:04,888 (BABY COOS) 1601 01:20:09,517 --> 01:20:10,518 (COOS) 1602 01:20:14,147 --> 01:20:15,231 (MUTTERS) 1603 01:20:22,822 --> 01:20:24,157 (SQUEALS) 1604 01:20:26,242 --> 01:20:27,911 -Hang on. -What? 1605 01:20:27,994 --> 01:20:30,121 I'm gonna take a shit on this guy's front step. 1606 01:20:31,915 --> 01:20:33,583 No one fucks with my friends. 1607 01:20:35,335 --> 01:20:37,253 -(STRAINING) -Hurry up. 1608 01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:39,047 -Richard. -Oh! 1609 01:20:39,130 --> 01:20:40,507 Taking a shit on my steps? 1610 01:20:41,007 --> 01:20:42,425 Monica, get the gun. 1611 01:20:42,509 --> 01:20:43,843 Oh, God. 1612 01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:46,638 You little bitch-ass piece of shit! 1613 01:20:46,721 --> 01:20:49,015 -François, I can't hear you. -I said, get the gun! 1614 01:20:49,099 --> 01:20:51,893 Don't yell. You'll wake up the ba... Oh, you woke the baby. 1615 01:20:51,976 --> 01:20:53,937 -So, feed her! -Father of the Fuckin' Year. 1616 01:20:54,020 --> 01:20:56,022 -Is that Richard? -RICHARD: Hi, Monica. 1617 01:20:56,106 --> 01:20:57,190 Cool, guys. Awesome. 1618 01:20:57,273 --> 01:20:58,942 (GROANS) 1619 01:21:02,362 --> 01:21:04,030 You think you're so hard, don't you? 1620 01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:05,657 You don't know hard. 1621 01:21:07,409 --> 01:21:08,827 You pussy little bitch. 1622 01:21:08,910 --> 01:21:10,370 -Richard! -FRANÇOIS: Piece of shit. 1623 01:21:10,453 --> 01:21:12,455 You don't know. 1624 01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:14,791 You're a fuckin' joke, Richard. 1625 01:21:14,874 --> 01:21:17,460 You always have been. And you always will be. 1626 01:21:24,092 --> 01:21:25,093 Come on. 1627 01:21:25,176 --> 01:21:26,553 RICHARD: I'll drive. 1628 01:21:26,636 --> 01:21:27,804 -What? -I'll drive! 1629 01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:28,972 Okay. 1630 01:21:35,270 --> 01:21:36,938 He's not getting up. 1631 01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:38,273 -Hurry up! -RICHARD: I'm hurrying. 1632 01:21:38,356 --> 01:21:40,316 It's a fuckin' Prius, dickhead. 1633 01:21:41,693 --> 01:21:45,155 Thank you, man. Thank you for helping me out. That was huge. 1634 01:21:46,031 --> 01:21:47,198 Do you think I hurt him? 1635 01:21:47,282 --> 01:21:48,450 Fuck, yeah, you hurt him. Are you kidding? 1636 01:21:48,533 --> 01:21:50,118 -You probably fuckin' killed him. -What? 1637 01:21:50,201 --> 01:21:51,953 I'm kidding with you. Dude, I'm fucking with you. 1638 01:21:52,037 --> 01:21:53,997 -You definitely did not kill him. -Okay. 1639 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,999 At best, he's gonna need some stitches, okay. 1640 01:21:56,082 --> 01:21:58,877 Which he fucking deserves for coming at us like that. 1641 01:21:59,586 --> 01:22:02,339 Whoo! Classic François, though. 1642 01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,591 I'm glad to know he's still in the game. 1643 01:22:05,425 --> 01:22:06,926 Geez. 1644 01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:08,762 (EXHALES) Look good? 1645 01:22:08,845 --> 01:22:10,055 -It's great. -Okay, good. 1646 01:22:10,138 --> 01:22:11,514 -It's good, it's good. -All right. 1647 01:22:11,598 --> 01:22:13,767 Oh. Fuck, yeah. We did it, man. 1648 01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:15,769 -We fuckin' did it. -Oh, my God, your head's bleeding. 1649 01:22:15,852 --> 01:22:17,354 -Are you okay? -What? 1650 01:22:17,437 --> 01:22:19,356 Oh, look at that. Yeah. 1651 01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:21,900 Oh, he fuckin' got me. (LAUGHS) 1652 01:22:21,983 --> 01:22:24,444 You know what though? I got to respect it. 1653 01:22:24,527 --> 01:22:26,488 He had to come at me. 1654 01:22:26,571 --> 01:22:27,906 Makes sense. 1655 01:22:27,989 --> 01:22:30,367 I mean, it's crazy. 1656 01:22:30,617 --> 01:22:32,952 -It's crazy. -Nah. You know, it's not crazy. 1657 01:22:33,036 --> 01:22:35,622 -It's François. -I hit him. 1658 01:22:35,872 --> 01:22:37,749 Dude, did you see when I did it? I hit him... 1659 01:22:37,832 --> 01:22:40,251 -Oh, yeah. It was fuckin' badass, dude. -Oh, my God. That's amazing. 1660 01:22:40,335 --> 01:22:41,544 I've never done anything like that before in my life. 1661 01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:42,837 That was fuckin' badass moves. 1662 01:22:42,921 --> 01:22:44,255 -I love that. -Jesus Christ. 1663 01:22:52,681 --> 01:22:54,766 -What's happening? -What's happening is you're getting out. 1664 01:22:54,849 --> 01:22:56,267 -Let's go. -What? 1665 01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:59,145 Okay. Come on. 1666 01:22:59,229 --> 01:23:00,647 We're driving a stolen car. 1667 01:23:00,730 --> 01:23:03,108 You just assaulted somebody. We gotta get you outta here. 1668 01:23:03,191 --> 01:23:04,776 What about you? 1669 01:23:04,859 --> 01:23:06,319 (SCOFFS) What about me? Who cares? 1670 01:23:06,403 --> 01:23:07,987 Just take your stuff and go. 1671 01:23:15,870 --> 01:23:17,747 That's it? That's all you're taking? 1672 01:23:17,831 --> 01:23:20,125 Yeah. All this shit doesn't seem important anymore. 1673 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:23,003 You're welcome to keep whatever you want and throw away whatever you don't. 1674 01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:24,796 All right. Whatever. 1675 01:23:26,798 --> 01:23:28,508 This is our third time saying good-bye. 1676 01:23:29,718 --> 01:23:32,303 Yeah, well, you know what they say. Third time's a charm, right? 1677 01:23:36,808 --> 01:23:38,351 Oh, okay. 1678 01:23:40,729 --> 01:23:42,105 You take care of yourself, Nat. Okay? 1679 01:23:43,690 --> 01:23:45,025 You too, Richard. 1680 01:23:45,108 --> 01:23:46,443 You're a good kid. 1681 01:23:46,526 --> 01:23:47,861 Thanks, man. 1682 01:23:48,445 --> 01:23:49,612 Keep that dick dry. 1683 01:23:49,946 --> 01:23:50,989 Yep. 1684 01:23:51,364 --> 01:23:53,033 -(CLEARS THROAT) -You too, bud. 1685 01:24:00,206 --> 01:24:01,207 Hey, Nat. 1686 01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:03,543 Eat shit. 1687 01:24:03,835 --> 01:24:05,462 (R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1688 01:24:17,724 --> 01:24:23,021 MAN: (SINGING) This road 1689 01:24:23,438 --> 01:24:26,816 Is gonna take us back now 1690 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:37,535 You look so fine 1691 01:24:37,744 --> 01:24:40,747 I don't know how to act now 1692 01:24:44,959 --> 01:24:50,715 They say my child 1693 01:24:51,883 --> 01:24:54,594 Don't stroll off easy 1694 01:24:58,765 --> 01:25:05,397 'Cause when it's time 1695 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:08,358 You gone hear what she said 1696 01:25:14,906 --> 01:25:18,535 Is it any wonder? 1697 01:25:21,788 --> 01:25:25,458 Is it any wonder? 1698 01:25:28,712 --> 01:25:34,342 If you ever leave me alone 1699 01:25:36,052 --> 01:25:41,224 I'll be crying Wishing you'd come home 1700 01:25:43,268 --> 01:25:46,521 Whoo-oh 1701 01:25:46,604 --> 01:25:49,482 Whoo-oh 1702 01:25:50,150 --> 01:25:52,610 Whoo-oh 1703 01:25:57,240 --> 01:25:59,242 Oh, baby 1704 01:26:03,288 --> 01:26:05,165 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 126969