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Car trouble?
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Life trouble.
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Lost my bikini bar.
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Lost the feeling in my left nipple
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after that asshole shot me
in the tit with a crossbow!
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What's with the rickshaw full of junk?
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There was talk of drug testing at work,
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and unless they're grading on a curve,
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I don't think I'll pass.
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So I'm thinking of going to the beach,
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making a fresh start.
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Fresh start.
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This is gonna be amazing.
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New town, new people, a whole new me.
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I'm gonna be "Vivian the new girl"
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instead of "Tickles the stripper
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who jerks off guys in
the supply closet."
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Hey, who are you gonna be?
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Seeing as how I've never jerked
off a guy in a supply closet,
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I'll probably just be
me in a warmer climate.
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But if I get a job delivering food,
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I would love a uniform this time.
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Always thought it would be
cool to have a uniform.
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Moooooooooooooooooooo!
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What was that?
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Oh, we just passed a field of cows.
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Where are you?
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The Amalfi Coast in Italy.
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Just coming up on Positano.
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Gorgeous.
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Just gorgeous.
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Whoo!
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I get it now, Clooney! I get it!
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Hello.
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Welcome to Emmy Lou's.
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I'm Vivian.
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Today's special is the tilapia burger.
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Shit, I was supposed to
say that at the table.
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Sorry. I'm new.
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No, no, no. That's okay.
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I-I'm just here to pick up the keys
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to a place we booked online.
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Bare Feet Retreat.
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Hey, Boss, someone's here
to pick up the keys!
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- Is it just you?
- No.
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Uh, my... my husband's walking his dog.
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Hi. I'm Tommy.
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Hi. Your place looks amazing.
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Oh. Thank you, but it's my mother's.
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It's her income property.
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She lives in Idaho, so I
just hand out the keys.
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Honey, the renter's here.
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Did you get a chance
to change the sheets
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and fold the toilet paper into a point?
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I thought you said they
were coming tomorrow.
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Oh, I was wrong.
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Uh, do you think that you could...
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Waddle my pregnant ass over to the beach
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and pull crusty sheets off the bed
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so your bitch mother can
get a good Yelp review?
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No, I don't.
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My fiancée usually gets
the place ready, but, uh...
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Hor-mones.
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Anyway, there should be a change
of sheets in the linen closet.
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And the point on the toilet paper
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really only lasts one poop, so...
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You found me. Come in.
I got to show you something.
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I caught a baby dragon.
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I think that's a scorpion.
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Aw, man. Seriously?
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I already called a local radio station.
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Uh-oh. Renters.
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We should probably duck out the back.
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This isn't your place?
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No. They hire me to do
random jobs once in a while,
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so I have a key.
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Your beach house is charming.
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And it turns out it's perfect
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for all my husband's activities.
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First, he did a little
big-game hunting...
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Shh!
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... then he visited a couple museums...
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... surfed.
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And now he's skydiving.
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Whoo!
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Aaah!
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We came up to the beach because
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our marriage therapist
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suggested that a change of scenery
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might be beneficial.
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So far, no luck.
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Whoa!
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I'm going for a walk on the beach now!
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- Do you wanna come?
- I can't.
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I'm gonna stick my head in the freezer
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and climb the Alps.
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I brought an extra pair of goggles
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if you want to hold my ropes.
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Whoo!
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This should be enough
change to cover the food,
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but probably not enough for the tip.
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I can fix things.
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Is anything broken at your house?
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I've been crashing on the beach.
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Going to sleep to the
sound of waves is cool,
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but in the morning, it
takes a good half-hour
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to get the little crabs out of my hair.
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Then that's it. The perfect tip.
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You can stay here.
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I know it's small, but I don't
have peripheral vision,
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so you'll have tons of privacy.
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That's real nice of you,
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but I think I'll stick to the beach.
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I roll around a lot when I sleep,
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and the sand has proven itself to be
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a cost-efficient way to exfoliate.
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- I'll buy you lunch.
- With what?
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My skills.
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I blew out my flip flop.
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Derek?
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Tara?
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Sorry to disturb you!
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- Let me explain.
- I don't want to hear it.
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Oh, okay.
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You're telling me you never masturbate?
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Of course I masturbate.
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We haven't had sex in four months
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because you've been staying up all night
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with your stupid World War II simulator.
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Stupid, Tara?
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6 million simulated Jews are dead.
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You know, I could understand
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why you'd rather see the coast
of Italy than be on the freeway,
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and I even understand why
you'd rather go skydiving
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than take a walk on the beach with me,
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but when it comes to sex,
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I should not have to play second fiddle
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to your virtual pornography.
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I am a real woman with a real vagina
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and a weird little skinny
strip of pubic hair
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because that's what you said you like.
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You're right.
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You're right. I get it.
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And I know I've been spending
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a lot of time in the virtual world.
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It's just...
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About a year ago, a few
weeks before I turned 40,
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I started to think about
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how I was halfway to 80.
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My dad died when he was 80.
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I realized that my life...
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Could be half over.
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Every minute that passed, it just...
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It just felt like my life was,
like, slipping away, you know?
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And then you gave me these
goggles for my birthday.
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And all of a sudden,
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I could travel to places
that I had never been to.
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I could do things that
I had only dreamed of.
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I no longer fear death because
I already lived a lifetime.
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I understand why you're upset.
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And I don't want you
to think for a second
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that I'm not attracted to you.
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'Cause I am.
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It's just...
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When you walked in on me,
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I was having sex with, like,
a 19-year-old Brazilian.
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So I feel like if you
put these goggles on
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and you see what she looks like...
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I don't want to see what she looks like.
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No, but you need to.
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You need to. See, that's the problem.
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You understand what the view
of the freeway looks like,
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so you can understand why I'd rather be
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in the Italian countryside.
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So if you took one look at Ana Luiza,
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then I think you would understand
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why I would rather be in her.
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You're an asshole!
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She's covered in tattoos
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and rolls her R's when she orgasms!
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There's no way you can compete with that
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and it's not your fault!
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Here you go.
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Order up.
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Awesome-sauce.
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What do I owe you?
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Well, it only took five minutes,
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but I did get shocked seven times.
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So how about anything my buddy
wants off the kid's menu?
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Deal. Yeah. May I recommend
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The Captain Pajama
Pants Grouper Fingers?
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I just thawed out a fresh bucket.
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Mm.
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I thought I wasn't supposed
to talk to you anymore.
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What?
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- Who said that?
- You did.
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As soon as we got to the beach,
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you told me to forget that I knew you.
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Then you gave me the finger
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and ran off with my popcorn popper.
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Yeah, but see, that was the old me.
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I've totally transformed. Like a moth.
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See, I didn't even say butterfly
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'cause I'm, like, totally humble now.
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Who's your friend?
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Bodhi?
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Bodhi.
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So exotic.
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Introduce me. But the new me.
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Remember, Tickles is dead.
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Oh, oh, all right, all right, okay.
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Um, Nikki, what are you doing?
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I'm resting. I'm burning up.
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I think the A/C is broken.
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Okay. I'll take a look at it,
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but you're probably hot
because when you're pregnant,
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the amount of blood in your
body actually increases,
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and the extra blood can cause
a rise in body temperature.
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You've been reading those new mom
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- message boards again, haven't you?
- Well, one of us has to.
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Hey, Bodhi, could you
come look at the A/C?
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I'll throw in dessert for your buddy.
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It was really nice meeting you.
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So, what are you guys
gettin' into tonight?
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I don't know. Might try
to catch some live music.
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I like to watch and see if they mess up.
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Hey, it's me.
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You guys should come visit at the beach.
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Pfft, this place could
use some live music.
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No, you can stay with me.
I've got a couch.
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And a popcorn popper.
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And that's why I think I
might finally leave him.
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Tara, can you please come out?
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I was hoping things would get
better if I got pregnant.
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I really want to be a mom,
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but Derek says he can't concentrate
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on being a father until after
he's done with the war.
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I'm sorry, okay? I was being selfish.
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But I have something to show you
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that I think will fix everything.
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Okay, so, I did a little digging,
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and there's a company in Denmark
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that specializes in virtual-reality
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soft-core porn for couples.
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We can do this together.
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So, look, the actors...
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Heroin-addicted sex workers.
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Tomato, tomahto. They take
turns wearing goggles
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equipped with cameras
that capture their P.O.V.
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while they're making love.
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So if you wear your goggles
and watch her video of him
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and I wear my goggles and
watch his video of her,
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then we can have real-life sex together,
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but it will seem like we're
having sex with them!
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- You're insane!
- Oh, come on.
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You can't tell me that you'd
rather have sex with me
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than take a ride on
top of that stallion.
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Right now, I'd rather have
sex with anyone but you.
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Perfect, so take your pick.
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Blonde, brunette, ginger, short, tall...
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- Derek, I don't...
- ... Asian, black, Native American.
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Go back to black.
263
00:13:32,702 --> 00:13:35,642
"Things get steamy when Gina
drops by her boss's house
264
00:13:35,712 --> 00:13:38,172
"to water the plants and
discovers a half-naked man
265
00:13:38,178 --> 00:13:40,032
"tied to the bed."
266
00:13:40,531 --> 00:13:42,531
I think I saw a watering
can in the front.
267
00:13:42,537 --> 00:13:43,548
Yes!
268
00:13:43,554 --> 00:13:45,884
And you're not wearing a condom!
269
00:13:46,052 --> 00:13:48,122
Okay, fine. But if you get pregnant
270
00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:49,992
and I have to go AWOL on my platoon,
271
00:13:50,052 --> 00:13:51,652
then Hitler wins.
272
00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:53,762
So that's on you.
273
00:14:00,066 --> 00:14:01,466
Okay, so, remember,
274
00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:03,326
all we have to do is
mimic their movements.
275
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:04,732
If they kiss, we kiss.
276
00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:07,313
If they switch positions,
we switch positions.
277
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:09,058
I understand. I'm not an idiot.
278
00:14:09,064 --> 00:14:11,464
It's like square dancing
but with screwing.
279
00:14:11,470 --> 00:14:12,810
Let's do this.
280
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,292
Oh, my.
281
00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:31,762
Who are you?
282
00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:34,216
I'm here to water my boss's plants
283
00:14:34,222 --> 00:14:36,232
while he's on vacation.
284
00:14:36,302 --> 00:14:37,702
I'm Ronald.
285
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,032
Your boss is secretly in the mob
286
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:41,902
and he kidnapped me for
stealing his drugs.
287
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,642
Oh, my.
288
00:14:43,712 --> 00:14:47,512
Is that the stolen package I'm
seeing in your underwear?
289
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,712
Why don't you come over
here and find out?
290
00:14:49,712 --> 00:14:51,312
Mmm.
291
00:14:58,122 --> 00:15:00,262
Ow, ow, ow. You're on my knee.
You're on my knee.
292
00:15:00,322 --> 00:15:01,922
- You're on my knee.
- Sorry.
293
00:15:01,932 --> 00:15:03,662
Ow.
294
00:15:03,732 --> 00:15:05,532
Oh, my.
295
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,402
If that's a drug,
296
00:15:07,462 --> 00:15:12,472
I'm sorry, Nancy Reagan,
but I can't say no.
297
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:14,942
Hmm. I thought my dick would be bigger.
298
00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:16,072
Shh!
299
00:15:16,142 --> 00:15:17,342
Sorry.
300
00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:20,815
My screen froze.
301
00:15:20,938 --> 00:15:23,338
What? Uh, well, mine's fine.
302
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:24,674
Yours is probably buffering.
303
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,022
The Wi-Fi isn't great here.
Just... Just keep going.
304
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:28,458
Keep going.
305
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:30,952
It's working again.
306
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,486
I think I'm a little behind you, though.
307
00:15:32,492 --> 00:15:34,192
It's fine. Just stay in character.
308
00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:39,762
Hey, what are you doing to my prisoner?
309
00:15:39,762 --> 00:15:42,902
Honey, how far behind are you?
Do you see this?
310
00:15:45,885 --> 00:15:46,885
Sorry, boss.
311
00:15:46,891 --> 00:15:48,161
You should be sorry.
312
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,827
You're doing it all wrong.
313
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:51,512
You gotta work the balls.
314
00:15:51,582 --> 00:15:53,882
No, no, no, no! Stop! Stop!
315
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,253
Aah! I can't look away!
316
00:15:57,259 --> 00:15:58,929
I can't look away!
317
00:15:58,935 --> 00:16:00,875
No! Let go of my balls!
318
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:02,782
Let go of my balls!
319
00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,452
"... stops by her boss's
house to water the plants
320
00:16:05,522 --> 00:16:07,392
"and discovers a half-naked
man tied to the bed."
321
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:08,862
Okay, you see where it says "more"?
322
00:16:08,932 --> 00:16:11,718
You need to click on that
so we can read more.
323
00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:14,735
"And things really heat up
324
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,807
"when the boss gets home early
325
00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:18,332
"and he gets in on the action."
326
00:16:18,402 --> 00:16:20,542
I'm sorry. It's porn.
327
00:16:20,602 --> 00:16:23,072
I wasn't anticipating
a major plot twist.
328
00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:25,076
- You know what? Let's just forget this.
- No, no, no.
329
00:16:25,082 --> 00:16:27,142
Me and Ronald have unfinished
business to attend to.
330
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:30,012
He has other videos. We're
picking something else.
331
00:16:30,082 --> 00:16:31,552
Here we go.
332
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,886
"When Gina's boss, Vinnie, is killed
333
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,892
- "by a rival gang..."
- I like it.
334
00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:40,492
"... Gina and Ronald enter
the exotic world of S&M."
335
00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:42,492
Looks like you're getting tied up again.
336
00:16:42,562 --> 00:16:44,292
All right, fine, but let's keep reading
337
00:16:44,362 --> 00:16:47,032
and make sure this doesn't turn
into a supernatural thriller.
338
00:16:47,032 --> 00:16:49,362
I don't need Vinnie's ghost
sneaking up behind me
339
00:16:49,432 --> 00:16:51,902
and licking my asshole.
340
00:16:58,178 --> 00:16:59,308
Pinch my nipples.
341
00:16:59,314 --> 00:17:01,654
Oh, I'll pinch your nipples, bitch.
342
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:02,790
Ooh!
343
00:17:02,796 --> 00:17:03,996
Ow, ow, ow!
344
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:05,982
I like it, though. Do it harder.
345
00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:09,182
Shut up. Your stupid white
voice is ruining it.
346
00:17:09,252 --> 00:17:10,852
Choke me.
347
00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:12,392
Uh-huh.
348
00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,332
Ooh. You like that?
349
00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:18,862
I love it.
350
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:21,132
Yeah. I bet you do, you little bitch.
351
00:17:21,202 --> 00:17:22,332
Uh-huh.
352
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:23,602
Give it to me.
353
00:17:33,412 --> 00:17:34,542
Oh.
354
00:17:40,282 --> 00:17:41,482
Oh.
355
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:44,622
Oh, wow.
356
00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:46,422
That was amazing.
357
00:17:46,492 --> 00:17:48,222
Oh, my God.
358
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:49,562
Derek.
359
00:17:52,562 --> 00:17:54,462
Derek?
360
00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:58,772
Aaaaaaaah!
361
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:40,742
How was it his wife said he died again?
362
00:18:40,812 --> 00:18:44,552
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
363
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:45,682
What?
364
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,682
Autoerotic asphyxiation.
365
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,492
It's when you masturbate
366
00:18:50,552 --> 00:18:55,162
while cutting off the flow
of oxygen to your brain.
367
00:18:56,692 --> 00:18:58,232
What?
368
00:18:58,302 --> 00:19:03,972
He accidentally hung himself
with a belt while jerking off.
369
00:19:04,032 --> 00:19:07,242
The poor woman found him in the bedroom.
370
00:19:07,242 --> 00:19:11,112
I hope it was that belt we
gave him for Christmas.
371
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:13,842
Whoa!
372
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,322
♪ Hey, mama, hear that bell ♪
373
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:26,122
♪ Wake yourself up, you
got something to sell ♪
374
00:19:26,192 --> 00:19:28,522
♪ Working so hard to try and get paid ♪
375
00:19:28,592 --> 00:19:31,332
♪ Getting drunk on liquor
at the end of the day ♪
376
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:34,002
♪ The moon comes up,
the world just spins ♪
377
00:19:34,062 --> 00:19:37,446
♪ And you start all over again ♪
378
00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:41,402
♪ Start all over again ♪
379
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:45,612
♪ All over again, all over again ♪
380
00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:49,282
♪ All over again ♪
381
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:51,882
♪ Save it all up, then
you got to spend ♪
382
00:19:51,952 --> 00:19:54,882
♪ And you start all over again ♪
383
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:16,572
♪ Hey, banker, where's that pin? ♪
384
00:20:16,642 --> 00:20:19,042
♪ I need a loan, won't
you help me, friend? ♪
385
00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:21,242
- ♪ I don't... ♪
- Where are those keys?
386
00:20:21,248 --> 00:20:23,388
Oh, here.
387
00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:26,452
Is, uh... cash okay?
388
00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:28,252
Oh, yeah. Sure. Cash is great, yeah.
389
00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:29,596
It's, uh... It's Mother's property.
390
00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:31,122
Usually people book online, but this way
391
00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:32,916
I don't have to tell her
anyone rented the place.
392
00:20:32,922 --> 00:20:35,062
Just if do me a solid and don't
write in the guest book.
393
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,456
Don't worry. We're good
at keeping secrets.
394
00:20:37,462 --> 00:20:39,932
♪ Start all over again ♪
395
00:20:41,835 --> 00:20:46,216
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