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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,401 AAh, the '80s... 2 00:00:01,426 --> 00:00:03,656 A time before you could magically download music, 3 00:00:03,681 --> 00:00:05,717 and your stereo was your pride and joy. 4 00:00:05,742 --> 00:00:07,819 Just one problem... Tapes cost a fortune, 5 00:00:07,854 --> 00:00:09,387 so I only owned two, 6 00:00:09,422 --> 00:00:12,148 both of which were the "Cocktail" soundtrack. 7 00:00:12,173 --> 00:00:14,779 Luckily, back then, there was a way to get free music. 8 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:16,762 And coming in at number 2, Chicago. 9 00:00:16,797 --> 00:00:19,932 Waiting for three hours to record it right off the radio. 10 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,501 Unfortunately, in my house, that wasn't so easy. 11 00:00:22,536 --> 00:00:25,437 Hey, hey, Barry, do you mind? I'm recording Chicago. 12 00:00:25,473 --> 00:00:27,840 You won't hear a thing. Look at my hands. 13 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:29,575 These are the fingers of a surgeon. 14 00:00:30,578 --> 00:00:32,478 Not cool, funny bone! Not cool! 15 00:00:32,513 --> 00:00:34,847 - I'm home! The TV's mine! - Shh! 16 00:00:34,882 --> 00:00:36,304 Dad, I'm recording music. 17 00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:38,951 And I'm watching a very special "Gilligan's island" 18 00:00:38,986 --> 00:00:40,986 where the Harlem globetrotters come to visit. 19 00:00:41,022 --> 00:00:42,755 Please, just give me three minutes. 20 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:45,824 I've always loved Gilligan, and I love meadowlark lemon. 21 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:47,626 I never thought the two of them would meet. 22 00:00:47,662 --> 00:00:48,703 Damn it! 23 00:00:48,711 --> 00:00:50,944 Can you at least try to... I hate you and this house. 24 00:00:50,979 --> 00:00:52,390 I didn't even do anything. 25 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:54,306 Oh, well, I suppose the car just dented itself. 26 00:00:54,341 --> 00:00:55,841 Come on, man! 27 00:00:55,876 --> 00:00:57,142 Like I'm supposed to believe... 28 00:00:57,177 --> 00:00:58,243 Why does this thing keep going off? 29 00:00:58,278 --> 00:01:00,445 They built a basketball court on the island! 30 00:01:00,481 --> 00:01:01,413 My own daughter... 31 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:02,514 Damn it! 32 00:01:02,549 --> 00:01:03,949 Damn it! Darn it! 33 00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:07,116 - That's obviously stupid. - Apparently... 34 00:01:07,141 --> 00:01:10,039 Yep, it seemed I would never get to enjoy the music I liked 35 00:01:10,156 --> 00:01:13,591 until one company changed everything. 36 00:01:13,619 --> 00:01:14,848 Columbia house. 37 00:01:14,911 --> 00:01:18,364 My god! How did you get all those tapes on a lawn mower's salary? 38 00:01:18,399 --> 00:01:19,966 They got this catalog filled with albums, 39 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:22,435 and they just give you 12 tapes for a penny. 40 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:23,836 That deal defies all reason. 41 00:01:23,871 --> 00:01:26,706 I know. I got them all... Abba to Zappa. 42 00:01:26,741 --> 00:01:28,607 - 'Sup, pretty eyes? - Not much, DK. 43 00:01:28,810 --> 00:01:30,109 Sweet tapes. 44 00:01:30,146 --> 00:01:32,045 Yeah. I don't know, man. 45 00:01:32,081 --> 00:01:33,833 There's, like, a bunch of legal stuff here. 46 00:01:33,858 --> 00:01:35,549 Dave Kim doesn't read the fine print. 47 00:01:35,584 --> 00:01:36,950 He lives in the moment. 48 00:01:36,986 --> 00:01:38,051 Tapes! 49 00:01:38,087 --> 00:01:40,154 It had to be too good to be true. 50 00:01:40,189 --> 00:01:42,389 So I went to the biggest con artist in my family... 51 00:01:42,424 --> 00:01:43,524 My big sister. 52 00:01:43,559 --> 00:01:45,259 Sure, you get a bunch of tapes up front, 53 00:01:45,294 --> 00:01:46,727 but then you enter into a contract 54 00:01:46,762 --> 00:01:48,662 to order more for full price. 55 00:01:48,697 --> 00:01:51,574 In the end, Columbia house always comes for you. 56 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:53,390 Man, I bet they have like ex-Navy seals 57 00:01:53,426 --> 00:01:54,591 to collect their money. 58 00:01:54,627 --> 00:01:56,360 I think you're giving them too much credit. 59 00:01:56,691 --> 00:01:58,462 Point is you can't get something for free. 60 00:01:58,497 --> 00:01:59,370 Sure you can. 61 00:01:59,395 --> 00:02:00,531 What you do is go into a store, 62 00:02:00,566 --> 00:02:02,066 take a bunch of stuff, and then just walk out. 63 00:02:02,101 --> 00:02:03,167 Yeah, that's called stealing. 64 00:02:03,202 --> 00:02:04,602 That's called stealing. 65 00:02:05,003 --> 00:02:05,769 That's what you sound like. 66 00:02:05,805 --> 00:02:06,904 Wait, wait. 67 00:02:06,939 --> 00:02:09,373 What if I give Columbia house a fake name 68 00:02:09,408 --> 00:02:10,667 and take the 12 tapes? 69 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,882 Well, it's illegal, but very clever. 70 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,183 Yes! Then let's do this! 71 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:16,285 As much as I would love to commit mail fraud with you, 72 00:02:16,321 --> 00:02:17,887 Mom's really been on my back lately. 73 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,768 Aw, come on. Commit a felony with me. 74 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:22,560 It'll be a good bonding experience, 75 00:02:22,595 --> 00:02:24,433 or at the very least a cautionary tale. 76 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,764 Whoa. Your little brother's hardcore. 77 00:02:26,799 --> 00:02:27,998 Yeah, a hardcore nerd. 78 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:29,266 Not anymore, Erica. 79 00:02:29,302 --> 00:02:32,069 Face it... Now I'm a certified badass. 80 00:02:32,105 --> 00:02:34,238 Schmoopie. "Muppet babies" is on. 81 00:02:34,273 --> 00:02:35,273 Yippee! 82 00:02:42,706 --> 00:02:44,806 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 83 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:53,314 It was march 16, 1980-something, 84 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:55,983 and my brother went to pick up his girlfriend, Lainey. 85 00:02:56,019 --> 00:02:59,175 One problem... he had to get by her dad first. 86 00:02:59,223 --> 00:03:00,206 Lainey! 87 00:03:00,231 --> 00:03:03,002 The scream-y kid with the crazy eyebrows is here. 88 00:03:03,027 --> 00:03:05,894 Special night. It's our 10-month anniversary. 89 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:07,896 Anniversaries are for years, not months, 90 00:03:08,074 --> 00:03:09,540 so you're celebrating nothing. 91 00:03:09,575 --> 00:03:10,714 Let me see your wallet. 92 00:03:10,739 --> 00:03:12,276 Here, take it. 93 00:03:12,311 --> 00:03:14,285 $6? 94 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:15,597 Where do you plan to take her tonight? 95 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,493 A vending machine at a bus station? 96 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:19,061 Oh, it's fine. She usually pays. 97 00:03:19,097 --> 00:03:20,563 Hey, bar. 98 00:03:27,102 --> 00:03:28,737 Nope! Absolutely not! 99 00:03:28,762 --> 00:03:30,847 Shutting it down. 100 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:33,858 If that jacket hits the floor tonight, so do you. 101 00:03:33,893 --> 00:03:35,693 Okay, kids, have a great time. 102 00:03:35,729 --> 00:03:37,862 Even though Barry had won the love of his life, 103 00:03:37,897 --> 00:03:40,589 it was becoming clear he had not won over her dad. 104 00:03:41,035 --> 00:03:41,733 Yet. 105 00:03:41,768 --> 00:03:44,041 Nothing like a cold one after work, am I right? 106 00:03:44,066 --> 00:03:45,519 Amen to that, brother! 107 00:03:45,738 --> 00:03:48,970 Love me the old brew ha-ha, nectar of the gods, 108 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,309 foam hammer, wheat and greet, little truth water, 109 00:03:51,344 --> 00:03:53,378 golden problem solver, beer. 110 00:03:53,413 --> 00:03:54,879 Move over, rover. 111 00:03:54,914 --> 00:03:57,705 - Are you telling me you drink? - No! 112 00:03:57,730 --> 00:04:00,084 You just said you love cold suds. 113 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,553 So which is it? Are you a lush or a liar? 114 00:04:02,589 --> 00:04:05,056 He's a moron. I'm gonna grab us a refill, Mur. 115 00:04:05,316 --> 00:04:07,116 You want a six pack, Mickey Mantle? 116 00:04:07,141 --> 00:04:08,141 Mnh-mnh. 117 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,699 - Why? - I'm probably being a little paranoid, 118 00:04:10,738 --> 00:04:13,252 but it kind of seems like Bill hates my living guts. 119 00:04:13,277 --> 00:04:14,876 Hoo-hoo! He sure does! 120 00:04:14,912 --> 00:04:15,738 I don't get it. 121 00:04:15,801 --> 00:04:18,682 Mom says I'm literally a human ray of sunshine. 122 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:19,707 Your mom's a nice lady, 123 00:04:19,741 --> 00:04:21,641 but she's done some real damage to you. 124 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:23,643 I need Bill to be my friend. 125 00:04:23,679 --> 00:04:25,245 He's like a father to Lainey. 126 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,346 You're the boyfriend. 127 00:04:26,381 --> 00:04:28,815 No Dad likes the guy who's dating his daughter. 128 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,150 So it's not personal. 129 00:04:30,185 --> 00:04:31,318 Yes! 130 00:04:31,353 --> 00:04:32,667 Top shelf. 131 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:34,521 - Yeah, throw this away. - No. 132 00:04:34,556 --> 00:04:35,956 - I'll time you. - Okay, got to beat my record. 133 00:04:35,991 --> 00:04:37,858 While Barry was happily distracted, 134 00:04:37,893 --> 00:04:40,896 I was focused on pulling off the biggest scam ever. 135 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:42,231 Dude, what are you doing? 136 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:43,754 I've had a revelation. 137 00:04:43,794 --> 00:04:46,428 Why create one fake name and get 12 tapes, 138 00:04:46,464 --> 00:04:48,264 when you can create infinite fake names 139 00:04:48,299 --> 00:04:49,864 and get all the tapes? 140 00:04:49,911 --> 00:04:51,810 Are you sure this is a good idea? 141 00:04:51,846 --> 00:04:53,479 I've thought of everything, Erica. 142 00:04:53,514 --> 00:04:56,315 See, Columbia house has agents everywhere 143 00:04:56,350 --> 00:04:57,816 looking to collect their money. 144 00:04:57,852 --> 00:05:00,219 But I'll be one step ahead of them with this. 145 00:05:00,254 --> 00:05:01,926 Each of my phony identities 146 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:03,995 has elaborately fleshed-out backstories 147 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:05,692 that I've completely committed to memory. 148 00:05:05,731 --> 00:05:07,464 Optimus O'Prime? Really, dude? 149 00:05:07,499 --> 00:05:08,932 Whose first name is Optimus? 150 00:05:08,968 --> 00:05:09,900 This guy. 151 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,520 He's a 41-year-old truck driver 152 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:13,133 who spends his long nights on the road 153 00:05:13,169 --> 00:05:15,969 jamming to the soft-rock stylings of Chicago. 154 00:05:16,006 --> 00:05:17,038 Ugh, why? 155 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:19,207 Because I'm playing god, Erica. 156 00:05:19,242 --> 00:05:20,325 Meet Dr. Garth Vaderstein. 157 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:23,111 He's got asthma and issues with his son. 158 00:05:23,146 --> 00:05:26,481 He's also got an insane love of hall & Oates. 159 00:05:26,516 --> 00:05:27,916 Well, we all have hobbies. 160 00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:30,351 Next, meet Stu Voltron, age 43. 161 00:05:30,387 --> 00:05:32,153 He's a divorced veterinarian. 162 00:05:32,189 --> 00:05:33,869 The only thing he loves more than animals? 163 00:05:34,004 --> 00:05:35,123 Billy Joel. 164 00:05:35,158 --> 00:05:37,034 I think maybe you should pump the brakes 165 00:05:37,059 --> 00:05:38,159 on your life of crime. 166 00:05:38,195 --> 00:05:39,961 I think you should beat it, narc. 167 00:05:39,996 --> 00:05:42,096 Yay, tapes. 168 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,466 For mere pennies, I had enough soft rock 169 00:05:45,502 --> 00:05:48,303 for two lifetimes. Wow. 170 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:50,572 That's a whole lot of music cassettes. 171 00:05:50,607 --> 00:05:52,207 How did you get the money for all that? 172 00:05:52,242 --> 00:05:53,508 Do you want to ask questions? 173 00:05:53,543 --> 00:05:55,143 Or do you want a little Neil Diamond? 174 00:05:56,575 --> 00:05:57,745 I saw nothing. 175 00:05:57,781 --> 00:06:00,348 Good answer. As I was in way over my head, 176 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:02,637 Barry was trying to make some headway with Bill. 177 00:06:06,122 --> 00:06:07,122 There he is. 178 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:08,256 It's happening. 179 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:10,158 He's changed his mind about me. 180 00:06:10,911 --> 00:06:14,295 Anthony Balsamo, you old son of a gun. 181 00:06:14,331 --> 00:06:16,431 Where you been? Why don't you come around anymore? 182 00:06:16,466 --> 00:06:18,032 'Cause your beautiful daughter broke up with me. 183 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:19,901 Ah, women... Who can understand them? 184 00:06:19,936 --> 00:06:21,636 Hey, when am I gonna see you out on the links again? 185 00:06:21,671 --> 00:06:23,571 My buddy and I have a tee time this weekend. 186 00:06:23,607 --> 00:06:26,507 You should caddy for me. Keep this duffer on the green. 187 00:06:26,543 --> 00:06:29,110 - Look out! - Hey. 188 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:30,153 Ugh. 189 00:06:30,178 --> 00:06:32,380 I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. 190 00:06:32,415 --> 00:06:33,748 They used to do it all the time when we dated. 191 00:06:33,783 --> 00:06:35,883 Your dad liked him while you two were dating? 192 00:06:35,919 --> 00:06:37,819 I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend. 193 00:06:37,854 --> 00:06:38,786 Oh, sweetie, no. 194 00:06:38,822 --> 00:06:41,055 My dad hates you as, like, a person. 195 00:06:41,091 --> 00:06:43,003 You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence. 196 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:43,802 Well, don't worry. 197 00:06:44,044 --> 00:06:46,744 I know a man who's got the inside track on your dad, 198 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,621 and he'll be more than happy to help me. 199 00:06:49,646 --> 00:06:52,813 Mmmmm, yeah, uh... 200 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:54,863 What is that? Is that a yes or a no? 201 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:57,633 Yeaaaa-no... 202 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,735 You're mashing yes and no together. 203 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,503 Speak clearly in English words. 204 00:07:01,539 --> 00:07:04,006 No... Yeah, uh... 205 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,207 Come on, Dad. 206 00:07:05,242 --> 00:07:07,142 You're Bill's best friend. Just talk to him for me. 207 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:09,812 Talk? We mostly sit in comfortable silence and drink. 208 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:13,349 You never once told him how cool or funny or athletic I am? 209 00:07:13,384 --> 00:07:15,584 You know, it's never come up, and I don't think it ever will. 210 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:16,952 Can you at least tell him how good I am 211 00:07:16,987 --> 00:07:18,554 at getting all the shampoo out of my hair in the shower? 212 00:07:18,589 --> 00:07:20,043 As a favor to you, no. 213 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:22,124 Did you tell him how I can palm a volleyball? 214 00:07:22,159 --> 00:07:23,992 No, 'cause you can't do it consistently. 215 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:25,794 Tell him how good I am at all-you-can-eat shrimp. 216 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:27,463 That red lobster hates me... Tell him. 217 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:28,597 - No. - Fine. 218 00:07:28,632 --> 00:07:30,366 If you're not gonna tell him about me, 219 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:31,667 at least tell me about him. 220 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:35,304 All I can tell you is he likes cheesesteaks and the cowboys. 221 00:07:35,339 --> 00:07:36,772 That's all you know about him? 222 00:07:36,807 --> 00:07:38,841 Oh! He also likes John Denver. 223 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:40,536 Perfect. 224 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:42,644 Who are you? Dr. Doom? 225 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,214 And so my brother was scheming to win over Bill. 226 00:07:45,239 --> 00:07:48,223 Meanwhile, my mom was about to get wise to my scheme. 227 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:50,348 Got a package for Papa Smurfenstein. 228 00:07:50,478 --> 00:07:51,965 I think you've got the wrong address. 229 00:07:52,059 --> 00:07:53,492 I suppose that means there's also 230 00:07:53,527 --> 00:07:55,294 - now Inspector Gidget? - No. 231 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:56,595 - Gary Grayskull? - No. 232 00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:57,963 - Snake Plotkin? - No. 233 00:07:57,998 --> 00:07:59,331 - Ivan Drago? - No. 234 00:07:59,367 --> 00:08:00,966 - John Mcclaneberg? - No. 235 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:02,568 - Hulk Hulkerstein? - No. 236 00:08:02,603 --> 00:08:03,902 - General Zod? - No. 237 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:05,704 Jean Claude Van Thunderdome? 238 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,506 - What's going on? - Let me guess. 239 00:08:07,541 --> 00:08:08,807 You have teenagers? 240 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:10,276 Well, one of them's been using 241 00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:12,230 a lot of fake names to get free tapes. 242 00:08:12,255 --> 00:08:14,863 Well, I think it's obvious who's responsible. 243 00:08:15,707 --> 00:08:16,673 - Me?! - Yes, you. 244 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:17,942 Who else would it be? 245 00:08:17,977 --> 00:08:19,643 Kermit D. Fonz? 246 00:08:19,679 --> 00:08:21,612 That's got Adam written all over it. 247 00:08:21,647 --> 00:08:23,971 You expect me to believe that Adam did this? 248 00:08:23,996 --> 00:08:24,348 Yes. 249 00:08:24,384 --> 00:08:25,416 - Adam? - Adam. 250 00:08:25,451 --> 00:08:27,017 My delicious little snuggle monster? 251 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:28,786 - Yes, Adam. - Adam? 252 00:08:28,821 --> 00:08:30,855 He's guilty. Tell her you're guilty. 253 00:08:30,890 --> 00:08:32,857 Why does she say these things, Mama? 254 00:08:32,882 --> 00:08:34,051 I'm just a little boy. 255 00:08:34,301 --> 00:08:36,702 See? He has an alibi. He's a little boy. 256 00:08:36,737 --> 00:08:38,949 Why do you always blame me for everything? 257 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:41,166 Just open the box and look at the tapes, 258 00:08:41,201 --> 00:08:42,281 and you'll see it wasn't me. 259 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:47,273 Weird Al, "The Songs Of 'Fraggle Rock", 260 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:48,974 "The Best Of Andrew Lloyd Webber", 261 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:52,707 and, finally, "101 Farts, Volume 2". 262 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:58,097 Hope it was worth it, Erica. You're grounded for a month. 263 00:08:58,153 --> 00:08:59,852 No phone, no crimper. 264 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,387 A month with smooth hair? Are you crazy? 265 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:04,556 Tell her! 266 00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:06,892 Okay, fine. I-it really was me. 267 00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:08,226 I-it was such a good deal. 268 00:09:08,262 --> 00:09:10,228 I got caught in the heat of the moment. 269 00:09:10,264 --> 00:09:12,664 Which is also a song I got for a fraction of a penny. 270 00:09:12,699 --> 00:09:15,400 Shh, you don't have to lie for her anymore. 271 00:09:15,436 --> 00:09:16,468 - Seriously? - What? 272 00:09:16,503 --> 00:09:18,470 Let Mama make you a banana split. 273 00:09:18,505 --> 00:09:20,972 Okay? You get nothing. 274 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:23,542 Oof, tough break. 275 00:09:23,577 --> 00:09:25,610 Take Sheila e. For your troubles. 276 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:28,413 This is ridiculous. 277 00:09:28,449 --> 00:09:29,748 Why do I always get blamed 278 00:09:29,783 --> 00:09:31,683 for everything that goes wrong in this house? 279 00:09:31,718 --> 00:09:33,084 'Cause you do most of it. 280 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,920 You know, if mom thinks I'm so bad, 281 00:09:34,955 --> 00:09:37,986 maybe it's time to show her how bad I can really be. 282 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:41,526 Wait, this was you holding back? 283 00:09:41,562 --> 00:09:43,862 Oh, this is not good. 284 00:09:44,879 --> 00:09:46,815 Tired of being labeled the troublemaker, 285 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,065 my sister decided to live up to her name. 286 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,200 Wow, yeah, okay. 287 00:09:50,225 --> 00:09:51,958 Let's do this. Let's shoplift. 288 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:54,360 Trust me... It's super fun and easy. 289 00:09:54,395 --> 00:09:56,562 And also the only thing that really makes me feel alive. 290 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:58,197 Ooh! Fanny packs. 291 00:09:58,233 --> 00:09:59,673 I mean, how much worse is shoplifting 292 00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:01,434 than scamming Columbia house anyway? 293 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:02,902 Getting 12 tapes for a penny 294 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:04,871 is like the same thing as shoplifting. 295 00:10:04,906 --> 00:10:05,906 Just a tip... 296 00:10:05,942 --> 00:10:08,443 Maybe don't say "shoplifting" so much while you're shoplifting. 297 00:10:08,478 --> 00:10:10,035 Right, gotcha. 298 00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:11,964 'Cause we're not shoplifting, 299 00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:14,135 which is, by the way, totally a victimless crime. 300 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,725 I'm hearing a lot of justifying and not a lot of stealing. 301 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:19,214 Catch up, girl. 302 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:21,597 Yep, my sister was ready for a life of crime 303 00:10:21,606 --> 00:10:25,074 just as Barry was preparing to steal Bill's heart. 304 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:26,152 Gentlemen! 305 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:28,012 Thought you might like to load up on some meat and cheese 306 00:10:28,048 --> 00:10:30,314 before an active day in the hot sun. 307 00:10:30,444 --> 00:10:31,643 You're a fan, right, Bill? 308 00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:33,918 Of Geno's cheesesteaks. You bought Pat's. 309 00:10:33,953 --> 00:10:35,153 Why not just punch me in the face? 310 00:10:35,188 --> 00:10:37,889 Aren't they directly across the street from each other 311 00:10:37,924 --> 00:10:39,424 with the exact same ingredients? 312 00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:41,591 Go on... punch my face. Do it. 313 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:44,851 Or we go to the Eagles-Cowboys game. 314 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:47,086 50-yard line, root for America's team? 315 00:10:47,122 --> 00:10:48,722 I thought you were a Diehard Eagles fan. 316 00:10:48,757 --> 00:10:50,156 Until I discovered the cowboys, 317 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,992 my other favorite team, which happens to be yours. 318 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,927 You're gonna turn on The Eagles just like that? 319 00:10:54,963 --> 00:10:56,963 Son, don't you have any spine at all? 320 00:10:56,998 --> 00:10:58,664 No. But you know what I do have? 321 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:01,901 Matching bucket hats! 322 00:11:01,936 --> 00:11:03,069 - Why? - Oh, no. 323 00:11:03,104 --> 00:11:04,871 'Cause you love Bob Denver. 324 00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:06,739 You know, Gilligan, from the island. 325 00:11:06,775 --> 00:11:08,074 - What? - He's my favorite, too. 326 00:11:08,109 --> 00:11:10,443 I don't like Bob Denver. I like John Denver. 327 00:11:10,478 --> 00:11:12,612 - Is there a difference? - Oh, no. 328 00:11:12,647 --> 00:11:15,548 Yes, one is folk icon who melts my heart. 329 00:11:15,856 --> 00:11:17,456 The other is a scrawny weirdo 330 00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:19,543 who couldn't close with ginger or Mary Ann. 331 00:11:19,568 --> 00:11:22,066 I totally know the difference. 332 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,745 I'm just busting chops. 333 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,621 I just got you this hat so your head won't burn. 334 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:26,692 Are you calling me bald? 335 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,795 No, you have a beautiful head of hair. 336 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:29,830 On the sides. 337 00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:31,164 You look like a judge. 338 00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:32,729 Well, it's almost tee time. 339 00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:34,246 Come on, Barry. You're gonna come with us today. 340 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,082 - He is? - I am? 341 00:11:35,114 --> 00:11:37,114 Yeah, I invited the boy to join us. 342 00:11:37,149 --> 00:11:38,323 - You did? - You did? 343 00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:39,948 Yeah, Barry and I play golf all the time. 344 00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:41,048 It's our thing. 345 00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:42,617 I've never golfed with you, not once. 346 00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:45,219 Moron, I'm doing you a solid. 347 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,863 Don't blow this. 348 00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:50,825 My dad did Barry the rare solid. 349 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:55,062 Now all Barry had to do was drive it home with Bill. 350 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,491 Ah, golf. The sport of kings. 351 00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:00,134 And queens... Equal rights. 352 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:02,270 I respect your foxy daughter. 353 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,705 No, not foxy... She's an uggo to me. 354 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,266 Not everyone else. 355 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,025 They all think she has an awesome, plump butt. 356 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:11,017 What the [Bleep] man? 357 00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:15,033 Okay, you're trying way too hard. 358 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,541 I get it... be myself. 359 00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:17,795 No, don't do that either. 360 00:12:17,831 --> 00:12:19,024 Wild Bill! 361 00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:21,149 - You need a caddy? - There he is. 362 00:12:21,184 --> 00:12:22,450 Anthony Balsamo's here? 363 00:12:22,486 --> 00:12:24,686 I can't compete with him. He's a total babe. 364 00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:26,955 Relax, you're playing golf with Bill. 365 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,924 - He's just the caddy. - You're right. 366 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,693 He's the caddy... The guy behind the guy. 367 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:33,995 He's the one in Bill's ear whispering sweet advice. 368 00:12:34,031 --> 00:12:35,964 - That's what I got to do. - Not what I meant. 369 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:38,752 Hey, pretty boy. Take a lap, I got this. 370 00:12:40,771 --> 00:12:42,570 Just give me a sec. I'll catch up. 371 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:55,080 Hey, I got a package for Lucky Goldberg. 372 00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:56,080 Gonna need your signature. 373 00:12:56,105 --> 00:12:57,337 Yeah, Lucky's a dog. 374 00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:58,828 Then I don't know what to do. 375 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,141 Please don't slam the door. 376 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,432 The nerve of that Erica. 377 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,642 First she frames her brother, 378 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:05,866 and then she ropes in our sweet little puppy. 379 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,751 You're not cut out for a life of crime. 380 00:13:07,776 --> 00:13:08,908 You're just a Cockapoo. 381 00:13:08,943 --> 00:13:10,056 I ordered the tapes. 382 00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:12,913 I mean, it's like that girl doesn't ever hear a word I say. 383 00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:14,946 I ordered the tapes. 384 00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:15,903 She's my daughter. 385 00:13:15,938 --> 00:13:17,872 How come she refuses to listen to me? 386 00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:21,308 My god, woman. I ordered the damn tapes. 387 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,977 I saw Adam do it, and I wanted in. 388 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:26,135 Wait. It was you? 389 00:13:26,642 --> 00:13:28,471 With that, my mom finally realized 390 00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:30,573 she did blame Erica for everything, 391 00:13:30,608 --> 00:13:32,208 even when she was clearly innocent. 392 00:13:32,243 --> 00:13:33,776 Uh, mom? 393 00:13:33,811 --> 00:13:35,544 It's for you. Erica's in mall jail. 394 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:39,915 And two seconds later, Erica was back to being guilty. 395 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:42,785 I stole something else, but you're never gonna find it. 396 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:45,688 Your friend's weird. 397 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,523 There you are. 398 00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:49,244 Classic Erica. 399 00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,716 You know, I actually started to think 400 00:13:50,744 --> 00:13:53,678 maybe I'd been too hard on you, and then you go and shoplift? 401 00:13:53,747 --> 00:13:56,614 And the worst thing is I'm not even surprised. 402 00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:58,917 Actually, your daughter didn't do anything wrong. 403 00:13:58,952 --> 00:14:00,462 I was just having her stick around 404 00:14:00,487 --> 00:14:02,988 because this one is freaking me out. 405 00:14:03,022 --> 00:14:03,877 It's true. 406 00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:06,688 Erica tried to talk me out of it, and I didn't listen. 407 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,313 Oh, god, my stomach's in knots. 408 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,991 Can I use the bathroom? 409 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,291 This way. 410 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:13,895 Accusing Erica yet again didn't help matters. 411 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,821 Luckily, my mom had a way with words. 412 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,856 So... 413 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:22,752 Honest mistake, you know? 414 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,220 Pedicures, my treat? 415 00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:26,377 You know, you made me feel like such a bad person 416 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:28,564 that I actually thought about stealing. 417 00:14:28,752 --> 00:14:29,736 Schmoo, I'm sorry... 418 00:14:29,761 --> 00:14:32,428 I don't want to hear you're sorry ever again. 419 00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:34,545 No matter what I do, 420 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:37,538 you're always gonna expect the worst from me. 421 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:42,059 You have no idea how hard that is coming from you. 422 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,921 No idea. 423 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,733 You'll never catch me, mall hog! 424 00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:53,441 I feel so alive! 425 00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:56,665 Even though Bill Lewis was having the round of his life, 426 00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:59,587 my brother was having no luck breaking the ice. 427 00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:02,046 Being a caddy sucks. 428 00:15:02,081 --> 00:15:05,449 All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. 429 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,717 It's funny but hard work. 430 00:15:06,753 --> 00:15:08,352 I told you not to caddy for him. 431 00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:09,899 I messed this whole thing up. 432 00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:11,590 I'll never get another shot with Bill. 433 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,826 All right. I'm gonna help you. 434 00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:15,427 - For real? - Yeah. 435 00:15:15,463 --> 00:15:17,863 But this counts as your birthday present. 436 00:15:17,898 --> 00:15:19,798 Hey, Bill. Tweaked my shoulder. 437 00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,600 Barry's gonna finish the round for me. 438 00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:24,385 Gonna use a driver on this one. 439 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:25,408 You're 60 yards out. 440 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:27,353 Don't use my expensive driver for this chip shot. 441 00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:30,627 Unh-unh-unh-unh, no talking in my backswing. 442 00:15:30,811 --> 00:15:33,178 I learned that after I did it to you three times. 443 00:15:33,214 --> 00:15:35,080 It was now or never. 444 00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:37,349 Barry would have to dig down deep inside himself 445 00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:39,451 and do the impossible. 446 00:15:43,257 --> 00:15:44,857 Son of a bitch. 447 00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:45,958 That's about right. 448 00:15:45,993 --> 00:15:48,260 It's okay. I got this. 449 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,761 Whoa! 450 00:15:49,797 --> 00:15:51,864 Way colder than I thought. 451 00:15:51,899 --> 00:15:55,150 As Barry desperately flailed in that murky golf pond, 452 00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:58,306 my dad realized the kid really needed a life preserver. 453 00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:00,639 Starting to see why you call him moron so much. 454 00:16:00,674 --> 00:16:03,075 Yeah, well, the thing is 455 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,377 he's the sweetest moron you'd ever want to meet. 456 00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:06,979 And he loves your daughter... 457 00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:10,015 So much that he'd do anything to impress you. 458 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,950 I'm feeling around with my feet. 459 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:13,418 It's mostly old golf balls 460 00:16:13,454 --> 00:16:16,054 and something with scales that's not afraid of humans. 461 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:19,158 So, please, cut the kid some slack. 462 00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:20,626 Ohh! 463 00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,394 I think I drowned a little. 464 00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,530 It was a very peaceful feeling. 465 00:16:24,565 --> 00:16:26,365 I saw my old Gerbil. I'm going back in. 466 00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:30,235 There's my baby. 467 00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:32,885 I made you your favorite... Cheeseburger lasagna. 468 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:33,942 Pass. 469 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,767 I don't want to get blamed if you burn it, 470 00:16:35,943 --> 00:16:37,910 so I'll just eat a lunchable. 471 00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:40,689 But... Those are for lunch. 472 00:16:40,714 --> 00:16:42,314 It's the wrong meal. 473 00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:44,473 Wow, you really have failed as a mother. 474 00:16:44,532 --> 00:16:46,966 Hey. I'm the only one allowed to say that. 475 00:16:46,991 --> 00:16:48,157 Well, it's true. 476 00:16:48,182 --> 00:16:50,415 You punished Erica for something I did, 477 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,373 almost turning her to a life a crime. 478 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,537 If that ain't failing, I don't know what is. 479 00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:56,461 Oh, you're right. 480 00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:57,635 I want to tell her I'm sorry, 481 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,898 but she refuses to hear it from me. 482 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:03,101 It dawned on me that I could finally use my crime for good. 483 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:06,205 Maybe there's someone else who can say it. 484 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,673 Thanks to my scam, 485 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,942 there was one tape that was worth every penny. 486 00:17:09,977 --> 00:17:12,728 And it was the perfect way to say "I'm sorry." 487 00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:14,046 Honey. 488 00:17:14,081 --> 00:17:15,480 Go away. 489 00:17:15,516 --> 00:17:18,317 I'm trying to enjoy my four crackers and ham square. 490 00:17:18,352 --> 00:17:19,352 Look. 491 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:22,760 I don't blame for acting out after the way I treated you. 492 00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:25,757 I really don't want to talk right now... or ever. 493 00:17:26,283 --> 00:17:28,227 Well, you don't have to 494 00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:31,430 because I found a band that'll do it for us. 495 00:17:34,181 --> 00:17:37,970 Sure, Columbia house drove Erica and my mom far apart. 496 00:17:38,005 --> 00:17:40,650 But it would also bring them closer than ever. 497 00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:43,709 - ♪ Everybody needs a little time away ♪ - ♪ everybody needs a little time away ♪ 498 00:17:43,744 --> 00:17:45,410 No, not Chicago. 499 00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:47,246 - ♪ I heard her say ♪ - ♪ I heard her say ♪ 500 00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:48,880 Stop doing what you're doing. 501 00:17:48,916 --> 00:17:53,613 - ♪ Far away from their mother ♪ - ♪ far away from each other ♪ 502 00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:55,301 Don't make the words about you. 503 00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:57,637 - ♪ Hold me, Schmoo ♪ - this is a nightmare. 504 00:17:57,672 --> 00:18:00,792 - ♪ It's hard for me to say I'm sorry ♪ - ♪ it's hard for me to say I'm sorry ♪ 505 00:18:01,843 --> 00:18:05,178 - ♪ I just want you to stay ♪ - ♪ I just want you to stay ♪ 506 00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:06,683 This is the worst. 507 00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:12,151 - ♪ after all that we've been through ♪ - ♪ after all that we've been through ♪ 508 00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:15,121 - ♪ I will make it up to you ♪ - ♪ I will make it up to you ♪ 509 00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:19,582 - ♪ I promise to ♪ - ♪ I promise to ♪ 510 00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:25,621 - ♪ and after all that's been said and done ♪ - ♪ and after all that's been said and done ♪ 511 00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:32,050 - ♪ you're just the part of me I can't let go ♪ - ♪ you're just the part of me I can't let go ♪ 512 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,840 And with the help of one soft-rock band, 513 00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:37,944 my mom was truly able to say sorry. 514 00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:41,414 - ♪ Couldn't stand to be kept away ♪ - ♪ couldn't stand to be kept away ♪ 515 00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:42,548 ♪ just for today ♪ 516 00:18:42,576 --> 00:18:44,742 There he is. You old son of a gun. 517 00:18:44,786 --> 00:18:45,688 - Are you talking to me? 518 00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:46,852 - Yeah. -♪ From your body ♪ 519 00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:49,255 Hey, sweetie. Can I have a minute with my caddy? 520 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,257 No. 521 00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:53,941 Be nice. 522 00:18:57,298 --> 00:19:00,199 listen. 523 00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:02,935 I know I've been hard on you, but there's a reason. 524 00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,037 'cause I'm not awesome like Anthony Balsamo? 525 00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:06,172 No. 526 00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:07,373 To tell the truth, 527 00:19:07,408 --> 00:19:09,976 I knew those other guys were just a flash in the pan. 528 00:19:10,011 --> 00:19:14,146 But what you two have, it's the real deal. 529 00:19:14,182 --> 00:19:15,615 You think so? 530 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:19,719 Yeah. It's... Scary. 531 00:19:19,754 --> 00:19:23,566 I guess I'm just not ready to lose my little girl. 532 00:19:23,591 --> 00:19:26,559 But I'm gonna try to be better about it. 533 00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:30,896 Inspired by the girl they both loved, 534 00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:34,166 Bill decided to start a new chapter with Barry. 535 00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:37,770 As for me, I closed the book on my life of crime. 536 00:19:37,805 --> 00:19:39,772 Not so fun getting grounded for a month, huh? 537 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:42,808 Honestly, it's a relief. I was on a dark road. 538 00:19:42,844 --> 00:19:44,610 Farewell, Garth Vaderstein. 539 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:45,566 Nice knowing you. 540 00:19:45,591 --> 00:19:48,025 Don't talk to him, Erica. He's grounded. 541 00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:49,559 You know, you could learn a thing or two 542 00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:51,217 from you big sister. 543 00:19:51,252 --> 00:19:53,630 And my mom finally turned a new page with Erica. 544 00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:55,138 I really could. 545 00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,852 Made you a banana split. 546 00:19:58,192 --> 00:19:59,792 You get nothing. 547 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,357 Hey, jailbird. Want to split this? 548 00:20:03,382 --> 00:20:04,648 I would like that. 549 00:20:04,732 --> 00:20:07,733 Growing up, we're all seen a certain way. 550 00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:10,236 Yes! Mark it down... Octuple Bogey! 551 00:20:10,271 --> 00:20:11,804 Whoo! 552 00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:16,475 But the people you love always see you for who you really are. 553 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:18,811 - He's a moron. - He really is. 554 00:20:18,846 --> 00:20:21,280 And that's something worth celebrating. 555 00:20:24,852 --> 00:20:27,186 This is my tapes, my other tapes. 556 00:20:32,775 --> 00:20:34,207 Welcome to Contempo Casuals. 557 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,931 Did you find all the hot styles you were looking for today? 558 00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,800 What? Since when do you work here? 559 00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:39,802 I had no choice. 560 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:41,637 I'm into Columbia house... Deep. 561 00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:44,825 They send me letters every day. I owe them hundreds. 562 00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:47,598 I told you to read the fine print, Dave Kim. 563 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,089 Shh! Don't say my name! 564 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,934 They have agents everywhere. 565 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,926 Look, that girl checking out the stirrup pants. 566 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,095 She's here for me. I don't have your money, man. 567 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,998 I'll get it! Just give me time! 568 00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,467 I need more time. 569 00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:02,491 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 42045

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