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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,144 --> 00:00:06,144 Subtitles by: Ali EmJay 2 00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:43,836 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY] 3 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,292 [MUSIC GROWS LOUDER] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 4 00:00:53,639 --> 00:00:55,331 [FEEDBACK SCREECHES] 5 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:57,091 WOMAN ON MICROPHONE: One, two, testing. 6 00:00:57,126 --> 00:01:00,784 Over it! 7 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:08,102 [READING] 8 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:14,419 [MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY] 9 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:29,089 MAN 1: Argh, you gobshite! 10 00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:41,239 MAN 2: Ah, you're fucking whiny... 11 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:57,289 MAN 3: All right, you fucking cunt. 12 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:06,919 This one goes out to Alistair. 13 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:09,612 Fuck you for leaving me. 14 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:10,544 [LAUGHS] 15 00:02:10,578 --> 00:02:13,029 That was a bit dark. I'm... I'm sorry. 16 00:02:13,063 --> 00:02:14,513 [UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES] 17 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:19,553 [WHOOPS] 18 00:02:22,832 --> 00:02:24,868 [MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY] 19 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,620 [LIUSAIDH MOANING] 20 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:56,417 [LIUSAIDH SQUEALS] 21 00:03:24,031 --> 00:03:25,481 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 22 00:03:42,877 --> 00:03:43,947 Fuck! 23 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:40,590 [TRAIN APPROACHING] 24 00:04:56,157 --> 00:04:57,400 [SNIFFS] 25 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:23,599 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Hey, dolly, get up! 26 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:26,533 Up! 27 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:33,402 [MUZAK PLAYING] 28 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,060 [MAN CLEARS THROAT] 29 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:44,171 Have you got any mortadella? 30 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:46,000 LIUSAIDH: No, we don't stock mortadella. 31 00:05:52,421 --> 00:05:53,905 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 32 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,221 MAN ON PA: Two rotisserie chickens for the price of one.[CONTINUES LAUGHING] 33 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:04,398 MAN ON PA: Today only. Two rotisserie chickens for the price of one. 34 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:08,402 Aye, so, Ryan said to his mam that if we got the tables and the chairs out the catalog, 35 00:06:08,437 --> 00:06:10,162 then we'd have enough money to get the floor done. 36 00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:13,234 'Cause for me, we were needing the floor done more than the table. 37 00:06:13,269 --> 00:06:15,133 So, she was like, "All right. Okay." 38 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,410 So, she looked at the catalog 39 00:06:16,445 --> 00:06:18,585 and picked out a table, a nice table. 40 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:20,863 And she was gonna pay for it, but then, I looked at the catalog, 41 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:22,347 and the price was just for the table. 42 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,590 You had to pay for the chairs separately. 43 00:06:23,624 --> 00:06:25,626 After that, we were looking at £300-400, 44 00:06:25,661 --> 00:06:27,490 when we thought it was just 150. 45 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:29,216 And the floor was 300. 46 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,424 It's nice, isn't it? 47 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,115 Truly modern. 48 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:34,428 Ryan didn't want it, but then, Kelly across the road got it, 49 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,534 and then, suddenly he wanted it. 50 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:38,018 So, I didn't really know what to do, 51 00:06:38,052 --> 00:06:40,089 but then his mam bought the table and chairs for us anyway. 52 00:06:44,231 --> 00:06:46,026 BOY: Donna, can I go out with Nate? 53 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:48,166 [SHOUTING] You're not allowed in here. Go and play or something. 54 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,616 BOY: You can't tell me what to do. 55 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:51,411 DONNA: Do you want me to tell your dad? 56 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,067 Play! Now!BOY: Ugh! 57 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:55,000 [DOOR SLAMS]You ever gonna have any of your own? 58 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,519 No. Not really bothered. 59 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:01,559 [MAN WHISTLING TUNEFULLY] 60 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:09,912 Aurora borealis. 61 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:12,604 She's coming. 62 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,782 [MAN CONTINUES WHISTLING] 63 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:23,891 MAN ON TV: For a family man who has a lot of kids, 64 00:07:23,926 --> 00:07:26,135 this is the perfect vehicle for you. 65 00:07:26,169 --> 00:07:28,206 I can fit all my camping gear in the back...[DOOR UNLOCKS] 66 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,794 [KEYS JINGLING] 67 00:07:29,828 --> 00:07:31,451 [DOOR SHUTS] 68 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,176 For a vehicle this size, this baby... 69 00:07:33,211 --> 00:07:34,246 Hey. 70 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:37,974 I could take a turn on this going... 71 00:07:39,838 --> 00:07:41,495 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES] 72 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,084 [PHONE RINGING] 73 00:08:59,021 --> 00:08:59,953 LIUSAIDH: Hello. 74 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:01,541 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Put down the phone.Why? 75 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,612 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Just hang up.WOMAN: ...someone to talk to... 76 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:06,166 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 77 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,271 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Pick up the phone!Yes, Mother. 78 00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:12,379 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Another helpline caller. 79 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:15,071 I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse 80 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:16,383 and change our number. 81 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,730 He takes so long to do anything. 82 00:09:18,765 --> 00:09:22,285 How long have I been asking him about painting the back wall in the living room? 83 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,598 He takes a year to turn around, that man. 84 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,221 Have you been taking your tablets? 85 00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:28,395 No. Really? 86 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,190 No, I haven't. I can't swallow pills. 87 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:33,124 It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up. 88 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:34,643 My throat says, "No!" 89 00:09:34,677 --> 00:09:36,852 The doctor said you'd see a big improvement. 90 00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:38,992 I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes. 91 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,338 I'd rather just drink like you. 92 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,616 These people know what they're talking about. 93 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:43,997 Dr. Smith was the one who... 94 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:46,482 At least I know where I'm at with alcohol. 95 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:48,104 And he's right. I mean... 96 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:50,417 You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the... 97 00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:51,487 You're on a slow train to nowhere. 98 00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:53,006 He said that? I saw him at bingo. 99 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,628 He actually said that? He thinks 100 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:56,526 you don't have any hobbies or real passion... 101 00:09:56,561 --> 00:09:57,562 I know about cheese. 102 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,908 You look gray...Excuse me? 103 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:01,635 But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend. 104 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:03,119 [CHUCKLES] "Worst of all"? 105 00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:04,949 You should have a boyfriend by now. 106 00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:06,088 And what's wrong with cheese? 107 00:10:06,122 --> 00:10:07,572 I just worry about you. That's all. 108 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,954 And I'm really trying to make that mean something to me. 109 00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:11,783 At your age, I was already pregnant with your... 110 00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:53,825 [PLAYING MELANCHOLY TUNE] 111 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,730 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 112 00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,214 [STOPS PLAYING] 113 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,115 [SHUTS PIANO LID] 114 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:50,710 WOMAN: Have you done it yet? No, no, we have not. 115 00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:02,860 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Hello? 116 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,966 Anyone? 117 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,520 Chinese for dinner. 118 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,730 [SIGHS] 119 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,388 It's getting cold! 120 00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,361 [PHONE RINGING] 121 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:30,542 Oh, fuck. 122 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:34,339 Hello? 123 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:36,169 MAN: Hello. Is this the helpline? 124 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:37,722 No, you've got the wrong number. 125 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,898 Oh... Hello... Hello?Okay. 126 00:12:57,604 --> 00:12:58,812 [ROPE CREAKING][GASPS] 127 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,490 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 128 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,816 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 129 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,920 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 130 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:33,010 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 131 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,635 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 132 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,477 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 133 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,631 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 134 00:15:18,987 --> 00:15:21,713 Vodka and vodka, please! 135 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,430 Uh, yeah. 136 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,915 Got any music? 137 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,261 You want something to drink? 138 00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:53,435 Yes, please. 139 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,161 Just help yourself to anything you want in the minibar. 140 00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:57,957 Okay. 141 00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,686 [GRUNTING SOFTLY] 142 00:16:08,381 --> 00:16:10,624 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 143 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,832 You guys can really drink here. 144 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,489 Makes working in a supermarket easier. 145 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:16,147 Can't really conjure up the energy to resent it through a hangover. 146 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,769 [BALLAD PLAYING ON LAPTOP] 147 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,740 This is a good song. 148 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,432 [HUMMING ALONG] 149 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:29,402 ♪ La, la, la, la, la... 150 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:30,851 [HUMS] 151 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:32,922 Cheers.Oh, boy. You're a mess. 152 00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:34,476 Now you're a mess, too. 153 00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:36,788 Mmm! 154 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:40,171 Let's go.[SQUEALS AND GIGGLES] 155 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:47,075 [MOANING] 156 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,401 [SPITTING] 157 00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:04,782 [COUGHING] 158 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:49,689 [SIGHS] 159 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:35,114 I'm sorry. 160 00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,082 LIUSAIDH: They're so aggressive. 161 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,394 DONNA: What, the pigs?LIUSAIDH: Yeah. 162 00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:42,190 DONNA: Aye, 'cause you know, gangsters apparently have, 163 00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:44,157 like, pig farms. 164 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,159 So when they kill someone 165 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:49,335 they can use the pigs to eat the bodies. 166 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,406 Pigs eat humans? 167 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,994 Aye. And, you know, for gangsters and that 168 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,203 so they don't get caught. 169 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:56,894 'Cause there's no evidence left.That's dark! 170 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,171 That's dark as fuck. 171 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,552 DONNA: That's what happens. 172 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,002 What time does the Sing for Scotland repeat start? 173 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:04,039 [LAUGHING] Starts in half an hour. 174 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,593 Right. Then, we have to take these now... 175 00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:07,732 Yes. Yes, we do. 176 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,182 So we're coming up for the first song. 177 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,287 I'm off if youse are gonna be gurning all day. 178 00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,910 No, D...[BOTH PROTESTING] 179 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:13,945 Donna... 180 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,395 LIUSAIDH: You know what?DONNA: What? 181 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,466 You've got a bad attitude. 182 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:18,881 Ugh! So immature, honestly. 183 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,124 LIUSAIDH: Stay! 184 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,988 I'm not gonna stay and watch youse mix drugs and... 185 00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:23,334 It's just not good. 186 00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:26,544 Mix...[BOTH LAUGH] 187 00:19:29,996 --> 00:19:32,895 Eh, I... I can't even taste it. 188 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,518 Here, have some tea. 189 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:36,899 Give me the tea. 190 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,625 Ugh, that's cold. Ugh.Ugh. 191 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:41,456 Oh, that's disgusting. 192 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:44,079 I can't believe you don't have a CD player. 193 00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:47,220 Seriously. Who doesn't have a CD player? 194 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:48,739 Me.[BOTH LAUGHING] 195 00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:51,949 It's so weird. 196 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:55,677 Just make your own music. 197 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,196 [BOTH LAUGHING] 198 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,129 Mmm. Aye, Ben took it. 199 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:01,821 Look, he's not coming over, is he? 200 00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:02,891 No how. 201 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:05,928 You know what it's like. 202 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:08,759 We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here. 203 00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:11,279 Yeah, we can. 204 00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:14,178 No, we can't. Your responses are all like, 205 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,732 "Oh, Ben..." 206 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,183 Oh, this is offensive. 207 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,495 [LAUGHS] 208 00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:22,704 Shut up.Like you're different. 209 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:24,430 I don't know. You're just, like, not you. 210 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:27,467 Uh, I'm more me. I can be myself with Ben. 211 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:33,715 Mmm. I can be myself around you. 212 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,510 I thought you were the same with me. 213 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:38,582 Uh, aye. But it's different. 214 00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:40,515 I'm closer to him than anyone. 215 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:42,758 What about your dad? 216 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,554 What about him? 217 00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:48,039 Doesn't he have a CD player, 218 00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:52,320 or literally anything that we can play some fucking music on? 219 00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,080 No. 220 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,840 Just has that police scanner. 221 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,981 It started off as a precaution, now he listens to it like music. 222 00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:00,535 [SNORTS] 223 00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:01,984 What?[CHUCKLES] 224 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,573 Ow! 225 00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,748 Oh, my God! I'm sensitive to pigs. 226 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:09,406 I had a bad experience in my childhood. 227 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,925 Don't do that!I don't even wanna know. 228 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,688 I just got these in. They're called Ballet Slippers. 229 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:16,551 Ooh! 230 00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,000 We'll make good money from these. 231 00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,347 Decent amount of MDMA. 232 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:20,796 Those make me horny. 233 00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:23,040 I haven't had sex in ages. 234 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,559 Ugh! 235 00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:26,112 Why "ugh"? 236 00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:27,493 What's "ugh"? 237 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:30,323 I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life. 238 00:21:30,358 --> 00:21:33,499 We've been doing it, like, twice a day. 239 00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:35,328 Doesn't it hurt? 240 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,019 What?Sex. 241 00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,400 I mean, it must be pretty shit 242 00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:40,816 to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex. 243 00:21:40,851 --> 00:21:42,577 How would you know if it's painful? 244 00:21:42,611 --> 00:21:44,510 Plus, we don't even do anal. 245 00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:46,857 Then, how do you have sex? 246 00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:48,962 We rub... 247 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,656 [LAUGHS] 248 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,347 What? 249 00:21:54,382 --> 00:21:56,038 Sex doesn't mean purely penetration. 250 00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:58,731 Sex is everything, all of it. 251 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:01,112 Just because I don't let him fuck me up the arse, it doesn't mean... 252 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:02,666 You've never had sex? 253 00:22:05,013 --> 00:22:06,117 You've never had sex. 254 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,054 Has he told the church he's gay yet? 255 00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,539 No. 256 00:22:16,404 --> 00:22:18,129 I think I'm starting to come up. 257 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:19,855 Mmm... 258 00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,134 [SQUEALS] 259 00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:26,241 I went to see her, and she was just lying there. 260 00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:27,725 You know, she wasn't really conscious. 261 00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,279 And I remember saying to my mum, 262 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:31,453 "Mum, what do you see?" 263 00:22:31,488 --> 00:22:32,454 And you know what?WOMAN: What? 264 00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:35,699 I sang to her and then... 265 00:22:37,114 --> 00:22:38,840 As I was singing, she... 266 00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:41,118 She passed away. 267 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,809 [VOCALIZING] 268 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,574 She's fucking amazing. 269 00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:55,235 You could do this. 270 00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:57,099 I want to be her. 271 00:22:57,134 --> 00:22:58,411 LIUSAIDH: You're better than her. 272 00:22:58,446 --> 00:22:59,792 And better-looking. 273 00:23:02,242 --> 00:23:03,485 [LIUSAIDH SQUEALS] 274 00:23:06,212 --> 00:23:07,662 Whoo! 275 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:29,615 Whoo! 276 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:39,590 [BOTH YELLING] 277 00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:52,707 Everything's going back to normal. 278 00:23:53,397 --> 00:23:54,571 Mmm. 279 00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:03,821 Let's never go out there. 280 00:24:05,754 --> 00:24:07,204 [PHONE RINGING][GROANING] 281 00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:20,182 Hello. 282 00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:24,497 Hello? 283 00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,119 CALLER: Hi. 284 00:24:26,154 --> 00:24:27,673 Hi, who's this? 285 00:24:28,846 --> 00:24:30,020 Who's this? 286 00:24:33,402 --> 00:24:34,818 Charlotte. 287 00:24:35,577 --> 00:24:38,546 Uh, are you a helper, Charlotte? 288 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,340 No, you've got the wrong number. 289 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,895 The helpline is 49626. 290 00:24:42,929 --> 00:24:44,068 [CALLER SIGHS] 291 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:46,346 I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this. 292 00:24:46,381 --> 00:24:49,626 No. It's one digit off. It's an easy mistake to make. 293 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:52,318 You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you? 294 00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:56,909 No, I'm not laughing. We get these calls all the time. 295 00:24:56,943 --> 00:25:00,844 I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time. 296 00:25:00,878 --> 00:25:04,641 It took me a year just to pluck up the courage to do this. 297 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,436 Well, I'm sorry you got me. 298 00:25:07,471 --> 00:25:09,818 I've been building up to it for months. 299 00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:15,962 How come? 300 00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:18,931 [SIGHS] Oh! I feel like an idiot. 301 00:25:19,725 --> 00:25:21,865 Are you laughing at me, Charlotte? 302 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:23,936 No. 303 00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:27,215 I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this. 304 00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:30,563 About what? 305 00:25:32,392 --> 00:25:34,325 I want to go to sleep 306 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,052 for a very long time. 307 00:25:40,297 --> 00:25:42,195 So do I. 308 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:44,612 Well, I wasn't expecting that! 309 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:49,755 So what's the big hoo-ha with sleep? 310 00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:51,826 [MUZAK PLAYING] 311 00:25:55,484 --> 00:25:57,348 No, we don't stock mortadella. 312 00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:01,145 MAN: Good morning, miss. 313 00:26:01,629 --> 00:26:02,906 [ITEMS CLATTER] 314 00:26:06,012 --> 00:26:07,324 Um... 315 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:08,567 How did you... Like... 316 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:09,844 Uh, how did you find me? 317 00:26:09,878 --> 00:26:12,156 Uh, there's only a couple of supermarkets in town. 318 00:26:12,191 --> 00:26:13,433 Well... [CHUCKLES] 319 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:14,780 What time do you get off? 320 00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,954 I think I finish in, like, [SPUTTERS LIPS] five minutes. 321 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:17,955 Great. 322 00:26:18,507 --> 00:26:19,957 I'll wait outside. 323 00:26:19,992 --> 00:26:21,165 Okay.Mmm-hmm. 324 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:22,753 Great. 325 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:32,038 MAN ON PA: Rotisserie chickens are still on special... 326 00:26:33,764 --> 00:26:36,698 [MAN ON PA CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 327 00:26:46,052 --> 00:26:47,157 [EXHALES] 328 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,711 When are you leaving? 329 00:26:49,746 --> 00:26:51,437 I don't know. 330 00:26:51,471 --> 00:26:52,818 I didn't get a return ticket. 331 00:26:54,336 --> 00:26:55,268 [CELL PHONE RINGING]Oh. 332 00:26:56,338 --> 00:26:58,271 The sun goes down early here. 333 00:26:59,548 --> 00:27:00,688 Does it? 334 00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:04,277 BEARDED MAN: Hello? 335 00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:06,141 Hey, darling. 336 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:08,247 God, what a smart girl. 337 00:27:09,248 --> 00:27:10,387 I'm so proud of you. 338 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:12,803 That's great. 339 00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:15,634 Absolutely. 340 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:18,291 Um... Yeah, I'll be back soon. 341 00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:20,915 I know, I know...ALISTAIR: Why can't you hold my hand in public? 342 00:27:23,883 --> 00:27:25,160 I don't know, look... 343 00:27:26,368 --> 00:27:28,508 ...for a couple of days. 344 00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:30,925 Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon. 345 00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:32,581 ALISTAIR: [SIGHS] You said you'd tell the church. 346 00:27:32,616 --> 00:27:35,895 BEN: Please. We're having a good night. 347 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,690 ALISTAIR: You should tell the church.BEN: I will. I will. 348 00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,105 BEARDED MAN: Which center? 349 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,282 Aw! Thanks for calling. 350 00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,217 Okay. I love you. 351 00:27:51,393 --> 00:27:52,878 How old is your daughter? 352 00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:56,502 Oh, she's eight. 353 00:27:56,536 --> 00:27:58,469 She's climbing the walls 'cause it's almost Christmas. 354 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,126 [CHUCKLES] 355 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:05,925 It gets expensive when they get older. 356 00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:09,204 You don't wanna hear about that. 357 00:28:09,239 --> 00:28:11,275 No... [SNIFFS] I do. 358 00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:12,967 [SIGHS] 359 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,176 She wants a mobile. 360 00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:17,799 She's eight, and she wants a mobile phone. 361 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,043 What about her mam? 362 00:28:20,077 --> 00:28:20,871 Oh, she's set. 363 00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,321 That's probably why she left me. 364 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:25,945 Good luck getting down. 365 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:28,568 ALISTAIR: Come on.BEN: Alistair, please. 366 00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:29,949 ALISTAIR: Why am I ruining... 367 00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:32,193 BEN: Alistair, don't start this tonight. Come on. 368 00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:33,884 ALISTAIR: When are you gonna tell the church? 369 00:28:33,919 --> 00:28:36,162 BEN: When are you gonna tell your dad? 370 00:28:36,197 --> 00:28:38,717 [MUSIC BOX PLAYING][POLICE SCANNER CHATTER] 371 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,871 Argh! My leg. 372 00:28:56,355 --> 00:28:57,908 Argh, it's gone numb. 373 00:28:58,944 --> 00:29:00,842 Been sitting here too long. 374 00:29:00,877 --> 00:29:02,810 How long have you been playing that thing? 375 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:05,536 Four days. 376 00:29:05,571 --> 00:29:07,021 [LOUD CRASH] 377 00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:09,955 [ALISTAIR'S DAD PANTING] 378 00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:12,267 ALISTAIR'S DAD: Alistair! 379 00:29:14,407 --> 00:29:15,477 Help me. 380 00:29:18,032 --> 00:29:19,205 Alistair. 381 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,344 Help me, son. 382 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:24,763 Help me. 383 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:26,419 [PANTING] 384 00:29:38,328 --> 00:29:39,398 [GRUNTING] 385 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,057 [LIUSAIDH LAUGHING] 386 00:29:48,994 --> 00:29:49,926 Ooh! 387 00:29:50,512 --> 00:29:51,513 I feel 13 again. 388 00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:52,756 [BOTH LAUGHING] 389 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,137 Oh!Oh, no! 390 00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:57,865 Fuck me! 391 00:29:59,107 --> 00:30:00,246 [GRUNTS] 392 00:30:00,281 --> 00:30:01,213 [LIUSAIDH LAUGHS] 393 00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:04,906 Fuck. Fuck, it's cold! 394 00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:06,908 [GROANS][LAUGHS] 395 00:30:06,943 --> 00:30:09,014 Fuck you, cold! 396 00:30:36,904 --> 00:30:38,215 MAN: Stop it. 397 00:31:53,049 --> 00:31:55,741 Hello.CALLER: Hi, Charlotte. 398 00:31:55,775 --> 00:31:56,984 How are you today? 399 00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:58,330 I'm okay, thanks. How are you? 400 00:31:58,364 --> 00:32:01,298 All the better for hearing a familiar voice. 401 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,265 [CHUCKLES] 402 00:32:02,299 --> 00:32:05,302 Um, I went to the clootie well today. 403 00:32:05,889 --> 00:32:07,442 The one that's here? 404 00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:08,719 Aye. 405 00:32:08,754 --> 00:32:09,997 Did you hang some clothes up? 406 00:32:10,031 --> 00:32:11,653 Yeah, I took like a bit of a T-shirt 407 00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:14,035 and then put it in the water and then tied it up. 408 00:32:14,070 --> 00:32:17,936 So, we'll see if that does what it's supposed to. 409 00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:21,491 I used to take the kids up there when they were little. 410 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:22,733 Oh, yeah? 411 00:32:22,768 --> 00:32:24,183 How many kids do you have? 412 00:32:24,218 --> 00:32:24,977 Two. 413 00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:26,772 Well, they're grown up now. 414 00:32:26,806 --> 00:32:28,222 Kids of their own. 415 00:32:28,256 --> 00:32:30,258 How many grandkids do you have? 416 00:32:30,293 --> 00:32:33,917 Oh, I don't want to talk about that. 417 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,815 I don't like them coming round, 418 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,541 seeing me like this. 419 00:32:40,199 --> 00:32:42,961 They want to put me in a home, Charlotte. 420 00:32:43,858 --> 00:32:45,722 I'm a nuisance to them. 421 00:32:48,276 --> 00:32:50,485 Look, I'm sure you're not a nuisance. 422 00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:56,043 They probably just want you to be looked after properly. 423 00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:00,426 I'm on my own now. 424 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:03,429 My wife is gone. 425 00:33:10,885 --> 00:33:12,783 I'm a burden to my children 426 00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:16,753 They want to get rid of me. 427 00:33:17,961 --> 00:33:19,307 [CALLER SOBS SOFTLY] 428 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,621 Well, you're not a burden on me. 429 00:33:23,242 --> 00:33:24,933 I like talking to you. 430 00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:28,558 Do you?Aye. I do. 431 00:33:28,592 --> 00:33:31,112 I don't really have anyone to talk to either. 432 00:33:31,147 --> 00:33:33,218 Like, I try to talk to them, and... 433 00:33:33,252 --> 00:33:36,773 But when I try to, it's like they can't hear me. 434 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,119 I can't tell if they can't hear me, 435 00:33:38,154 --> 00:33:40,052 or they're ignoring me. 436 00:33:40,087 --> 00:33:42,296 Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf. 437 00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:45,195 How old are you, Charlotte? 438 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,370 Twenty-four. 439 00:33:47,404 --> 00:33:50,442 You must have friends you can talk to. 440 00:33:50,476 --> 00:33:51,995 Not really. 441 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:55,447 Everyone I get through to tends to fuck off. 442 00:33:57,759 --> 00:34:00,659 Why did you go to the clootie well, Charlotte? 443 00:34:04,663 --> 00:34:05,629 To heal. 444 00:34:05,664 --> 00:34:08,460 Apparently it's supposed to, like, do that. 445 00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:12,291 Now, you aren't hurting yourself, are you? 446 00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:13,603 Nah. 447 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:16,295 I'm letting other people do that to me. 448 00:34:16,330 --> 00:34:20,782 Sometimes it feels like I'm asking people to do that to me. 449 00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:24,614 You should take responsibility for your own life. 450 00:34:24,648 --> 00:34:25,615 Yeah, that's depressing. 451 00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:27,479 Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas? 452 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:30,171 Oh, just a quiet one this year. 453 00:34:32,622 --> 00:34:35,487 Why don't you invite your family round for dinner? 454 00:34:35,521 --> 00:34:38,006 Oh, no, no. 455 00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:40,319 They won't want to see me. 456 00:34:40,354 --> 00:34:42,114 It should be a happy day. 457 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:44,841 I wouldn't want to take that away from them. 458 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:52,297 You know, I still set a place for Edith on the table. 459 00:34:52,331 --> 00:34:54,644 Who's Edith? My wife. 460 00:34:55,748 --> 00:34:58,130 I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte? 461 00:35:00,167 --> 00:35:01,547 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 462 00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:04,792 [PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC ON PIANO] 463 00:35:35,995 --> 00:35:38,136 [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 464 00:35:55,429 --> 00:35:57,327 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 465 00:35:57,362 --> 00:35:59,778 MAN: Fuck off! What is this? 466 00:36:02,850 --> 00:36:04,196 I'm back. 467 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:06,094 You're not getting rid of me that easily. 468 00:36:06,129 --> 00:36:08,200 Ha-ha! What? 469 00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:09,512 What's going on? 470 00:36:09,546 --> 00:36:11,030 Why? What the fuck's going on? 471 00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:12,894 His dad's been taken to hospital again. 472 00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:13,930 All right. 473 00:36:16,484 --> 00:36:18,659 Well, I'll go up to the hospital with him then. 474 00:36:18,693 --> 00:36:20,971 We're going up first thing in the morning. 475 00:36:22,076 --> 00:36:23,733 Don't you have church in the morning? 476 00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:28,462 [CHUCKLES] I'll figure it out. 477 00:36:28,496 --> 00:36:30,360 Will you?Yeah. 478 00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:32,880 When are you gonna figure out telling them that you're gay? 479 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,401 Excuse me? 480 00:36:36,435 --> 00:36:38,886 You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point. 481 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,474 Who the fuck do you think you are? 482 00:36:40,508 --> 00:36:42,924 I'm someone that cares about Alistair, 483 00:36:42,959 --> 00:36:44,236 and cares about his well-being. 484 00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:46,342 Yeah, so do I, and I think you should go home. 485 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:47,826 I should be here for Alistair. 486 00:36:49,276 --> 00:36:50,794 Well, I'm spending the night with him. 487 00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,487 Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed. 488 00:36:53,521 --> 00:36:55,834 [SCOFFS]In case he needs me. 489 00:36:56,628 --> 00:36:58,526 No one needs you. 490 00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:00,494 He wants to be with me. Now, just go home. 491 00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:02,772 At least I'm not ashamed of him. 492 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,328 Bye. 493 00:37:08,329 --> 00:37:10,331 [POLICE SCANNER CHATTER] 494 00:37:43,019 --> 00:37:44,365 [MAN CRYING] 495 00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:52,580 [POLICE SCANNER CHATTER] 496 00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,723 [MAN CONTINUES CRYING] 497 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:07,319 He just passed away. 498 00:38:15,638 --> 00:38:17,329 I think you should go now. 499 00:38:30,515 --> 00:38:32,033 [RADIO STATIC SCREECHES] 500 00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:43,528 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 501 00:38:43,562 --> 00:38:45,875 BEARDED MAN: Oh, it's you. [CHUCKLES] 502 00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:57,369 Um... Are you leaving? 503 00:38:57,887 --> 00:38:59,820 Yeah. Yeah. 504 00:39:00,441 --> 00:39:02,512 It's time for me to go. 505 00:39:02,547 --> 00:39:04,065 But first...What are you doing? Oh, my God. 506 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,136 We're gonna order some room service...[SQUEALS] 507 00:39:06,171 --> 00:39:08,035 LIUSAIDH: Ahhh! Oh, my God! 508 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,558 We're really early. 509 00:39:13,592 --> 00:39:15,042 Just a little time for a cup of tea? 510 00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:16,664 Yeah, no, I... Um... 511 00:39:16,699 --> 00:39:18,286 I've got to get my tr... My tickets, still. 512 00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:19,702 Okay. Aye. Well, um... 513 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,704 See you, then. 514 00:39:25,811 --> 00:39:27,123 [LAUGHS] 515 00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:28,400 Bye.Bye. 516 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,092 What's your name? 517 00:39:31,127 --> 00:39:32,680 My what?What's your name? 518 00:39:32,715 --> 00:39:35,165 Say what? I can't... I can't quite... 519 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,788 Do you even wanna know my name? 520 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,480 Bye. 521 00:39:59,983 --> 00:40:01,537 [MAN WHISTLING TUNEFULLY] 522 00:40:02,538 --> 00:40:04,712 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Ah! There you are. 523 00:40:04,747 --> 00:40:07,059 Right, Jim. We need to do something with that garden. 524 00:40:07,094 --> 00:40:08,302 It's a bomb site. 525 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,477 LIUSAIDH'S DAD: It's out the back. No one can see it. 526 00:40:10,511 --> 00:40:12,513 That's why I've left it till now. 527 00:40:12,548 --> 00:40:14,929 But I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains 528 00:40:14,964 --> 00:40:16,448 any time I have a guest. 529 00:40:16,483 --> 00:40:17,932 Or we should get blinds. 530 00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:19,727 Oh, for God's sake. We don't have money for all this. 531 00:40:19,762 --> 00:40:22,109 You were meant to be here five minutes ago. 532 00:40:22,143 --> 00:40:23,110 I do enough for everyone... 533 00:40:28,564 --> 00:40:30,186 LIUSAIDH'S DAD: You got five minutes. 534 00:40:32,602 --> 00:40:34,293 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Dolly! 535 00:40:34,328 --> 00:40:36,088 It's your dad's work party. 536 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,852 Come on, everybody wants to see you there. 537 00:40:53,071 --> 00:40:54,382 You getting your dress on? 538 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,074 I'm putting a dress on. 539 00:40:56,108 --> 00:40:58,697 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Whoo-hoo! That's my girl. 540 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,599 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 541 00:41:15,956 --> 00:41:17,060 Hi. 542 00:41:17,095 --> 00:41:18,337 Hi, Marie, how are you? 543 00:41:18,372 --> 00:41:19,787 Not bad. Yourself? 544 00:41:19,822 --> 00:41:20,892 Not bad. 545 00:41:20,926 --> 00:41:23,515 I drove here with my boyfriend in my car. 546 00:41:23,964 --> 00:41:24,827 You got a car? 547 00:41:25,241 --> 00:41:27,001 Yeah. 548 00:41:27,036 --> 00:41:28,071 And a boyfriend. 549 00:41:28,106 --> 00:41:29,279 Nice. 550 00:41:29,314 --> 00:41:30,591 But I'm drunk. 551 00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:33,421 What? You can't drive home now, can you? 552 00:41:33,456 --> 00:41:34,664 I'm way too drunk. 553 00:41:34,699 --> 00:41:37,564 Whoo! You drunken bitch! 554 00:41:38,703 --> 00:41:40,567 That's enough, Marie. Come on. 555 00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:41,982 Let's get you some scones. 556 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,094 [ALL SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 557 00:42:13,358 --> 00:42:14,601 [MOANING] 558 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,037 Hello? 559 00:43:51,525 --> 00:43:52,802 What are you doing here? 560 00:43:56,772 --> 00:43:58,325 LIUSAIDH: I come here all the time. 561 00:44:02,329 --> 00:44:03,364 What are you doing here? 562 00:44:16,964 --> 00:44:18,794 I read about it on the Internet. 563 00:44:19,898 --> 00:44:22,142 [TRAIN APPROACHING] 564 00:44:24,351 --> 00:44:25,421 [TRAIN HONKING] 565 00:44:29,252 --> 00:44:30,460 LIUSAIDH: What did it say? 566 00:44:33,394 --> 00:44:38,330 BEARDED MAN: It says if the fall does't do it, the train will finish you off. 567 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,200 [CROSSING BELL DINGING] 568 00:44:46,235 --> 00:44:49,203 [TRAIN HONKING] 569 00:45:09,327 --> 00:45:11,191 [TRAIN HONKING GROWS LOUDER] 570 00:45:23,065 --> 00:45:25,481 Let's move to California. 571 00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:26,620 ALISTAIR: What? 572 00:45:26,654 --> 00:45:29,105 We'd have to wear sunblock every day. 573 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,728 ALISTAIR: Get a massive fridge. 574 00:45:30,762 --> 00:45:32,695 With loads of bottled water in it. 575 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,697 And a garbage disposal. 576 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,285 And therapists. 577 00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:38,908 [IN VALLEY GIRL ACCENT] Oh, my God. I need to talk to my shrink. 578 00:45:39,633 --> 00:45:40,841 [IN NORMAL ACCENT] Seriously. 579 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:43,810 If we could just... 580 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,883 Do it. 581 00:45:54,372 --> 00:45:55,787 I don't have a passport. 582 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,898 We could just go to the post office and get one. 583 00:46:07,488 --> 00:46:08,766 I can't afford it. 584 00:46:13,011 --> 00:46:14,461 So what's with the, uh... 585 00:46:15,324 --> 00:46:16,497 The stuff? 586 00:46:20,329 --> 00:46:21,192 [CHUCKLES] 587 00:46:30,373 --> 00:46:33,031 I'm about to start taking some hormones 588 00:46:34,964 --> 00:46:36,345 to become a girl. 589 00:46:36,379 --> 00:46:37,725 Obviously. 590 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,106 [EXHALES] 591 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,383 What? 592 00:46:41,902 --> 00:46:44,629 The doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year 593 00:46:44,663 --> 00:46:46,631 before I can get the full operation. 594 00:46:46,665 --> 00:46:50,117 Wait a minute. You've, like, actually been to the doctor? 595 00:46:50,152 --> 00:46:51,222 Aye. 596 00:46:53,569 --> 00:46:54,812 Aye. 597 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:56,883 Um... 598 00:46:59,161 --> 00:47:00,921 What does Ben think about it? 599 00:47:05,374 --> 00:47:06,616 I haven't told him. 600 00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:11,483 He's probably gonna notice at some point. 601 00:47:13,313 --> 00:47:15,556 We haven't really been speaking a lot recently. 602 00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:20,630 How come? 603 00:47:28,086 --> 00:47:31,020 Because I think the church knows about me. 604 00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:35,956 He can't be in the church if they know about you. 605 00:47:37,993 --> 00:47:39,926 Is that why you're thinking about a sex change? 606 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,306 No, of course not. 607 00:47:41,341 --> 00:47:43,895 Wait a minute. You're literally changing your gender 608 00:47:43,930 --> 00:47:45,483 to be with this guy. 609 00:47:48,244 --> 00:47:49,107 I'm not. 610 00:47:49,142 --> 00:47:51,109 Then why are you doing this? 611 00:47:51,799 --> 00:47:53,284 Why the... 612 00:47:56,943 --> 00:47:58,496 Can you help me, please? 613 00:48:11,785 --> 00:48:13,407 Ugh. 614 00:48:14,615 --> 00:48:15,996 [LAUGHS] 615 00:48:20,069 --> 00:48:22,761 Right. Well, first of all, we are taking this off. 616 00:48:22,796 --> 00:48:24,453 Okay, so... 617 00:48:30,010 --> 00:48:32,944 Is that...Okay. Close your eyes. 618 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,846 Oh, my! You've got good eyes. 619 00:48:38,881 --> 00:48:40,158 Thank you. 620 00:48:40,193 --> 00:48:41,125 Here. 621 00:48:42,678 --> 00:48:43,990 Pinky... 622 00:48:44,783 --> 00:48:46,509 This little piggy went to market. 623 00:48:48,891 --> 00:48:52,308 I was thinking maybe Alice, or Ali. 624 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,932 I like that one. 625 00:49:00,006 --> 00:49:01,179 Open a little bit. 626 00:49:14,503 --> 00:49:16,263 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 627 00:49:51,885 --> 00:49:53,335 [LIUSAIDH SCREAMS] 628 00:49:53,369 --> 00:49:54,992 [YOUTH YELLS] 629 00:49:55,613 --> 00:49:56,752 Hey! 630 00:49:57,477 --> 00:49:59,030 Hey! Come back! 631 00:50:00,687 --> 00:50:02,447 Come back, you fucking... 632 00:50:37,655 --> 00:50:38,759 Alistair. 633 00:50:45,318 --> 00:50:46,629 It's okay. 634 00:50:47,354 --> 00:50:49,218 Come on. Come on. Come on. 635 00:50:49,770 --> 00:50:51,151 [SOBBING] 636 00:50:56,915 --> 00:50:58,572 Easy. 637 00:50:58,607 --> 00:51:00,057 It's all right. 638 00:51:08,996 --> 00:51:10,343 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 639 00:51:14,692 --> 00:51:16,142 Can I have a tissue? 640 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,592 My sleeves, come on. 641 00:51:18,627 --> 00:51:20,111 Come on, wipe it on it. 642 00:51:27,912 --> 00:51:29,741 [TRAIN HONKS IN DISTANCE] 643 00:51:36,231 --> 00:51:38,681 My ex-wife has this beautiful house. 644 00:51:45,274 --> 00:51:47,690 She's putting our daughter through private school. 645 00:51:48,553 --> 00:51:50,210 I'm not even allowed to pick her up, 646 00:51:50,245 --> 00:51:52,281 'cause I don't have a nice enough car. 647 00:52:03,016 --> 00:52:04,569 I'm supposed to be a man. 648 00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:09,333 And I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah. 649 00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:16,409 That doesn't change my primal instinct to provide. 650 00:52:18,721 --> 00:52:19,791 Right? 651 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:26,936 I'm failing at it. 652 00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:37,947 Failing. 653 00:52:41,537 --> 00:52:42,780 My life was... 654 00:52:44,885 --> 00:52:46,439 Was supposed to be different. 655 00:52:50,857 --> 00:52:51,858 [INAUDIBLE] 656 00:52:54,861 --> 00:52:56,863 Can we... Can we just go? 657 00:53:04,111 --> 00:53:05,527 [SOBBING] 658 00:53:58,545 --> 00:53:59,995 [BALLAD PLAYING ON CELL PHONE] 659 00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:01,548 [CHUCKLES] 660 00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:08,521 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 661 00:54:08,969 --> 00:54:09,936 [CHUCKLES] 662 00:54:22,189 --> 00:54:23,294 What?Come on. 663 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:25,365 No. Oh.Come on. Come on. 664 00:54:26,642 --> 00:54:28,644 [BOTH GRUNT] 665 00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:30,888 I can... I can only dance when I'm drunk. [CHUCKLES] 666 00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:50,597 You can't go. 667 00:54:50,632 --> 00:54:52,254 I've really got to get this train. 668 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,738 I mean, you can't... 669 00:54:54,843 --> 00:54:55,844 You know... 670 00:54:58,295 --> 00:54:59,917 You can't do that, because it's not fair. 671 00:55:05,232 --> 00:55:06,372 It's not fair. 672 00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:07,925 Here, come on. 673 00:55:18,522 --> 00:55:20,765 [WHISPERS] It's not fair on the ones that you leave behind. 674 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,528 It's Liusaidh. 675 00:56:02,117 --> 00:56:03,394 Liusaidh? 676 00:56:12,714 --> 00:56:13,611 I'm Dale. 677 00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:37,601 CALLER: Well, she liked to walk. 678 00:56:37,635 --> 00:56:39,637 She would come home with the weekly shopping 679 00:56:39,672 --> 00:56:42,053 and her hands would be red-raw. 680 00:56:42,088 --> 00:56:45,091 She'd walk all the way home through the tunnel, 681 00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:49,267 and come in looking happy in spite of being dog tired. 682 00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:50,752 [LIUSAIDH LAUGHS] 683 00:56:50,786 --> 00:56:53,582 CALLER: I didn't think much of it at the time. 684 00:56:53,617 --> 00:56:55,481 I used to watch her rub hand cream. 685 00:56:55,515 --> 00:56:59,312 She always had this cream next to her chair in the living room. 686 00:56:59,346 --> 00:57:03,454 She'd rub this cream and soothe the dry bits on her palms 687 00:57:03,489 --> 00:57:06,077 from the plastic bags. 688 00:57:06,112 --> 00:57:09,598 Ah! I shouldn't have let her walk like that. 689 00:57:09,633 --> 00:57:12,049 Every time I think about it, it... 690 00:57:13,015 --> 00:57:14,741 It breaks my heart. 691 00:57:17,744 --> 00:57:19,436 LIUSAIDH: Could you have saved her? 692 00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:21,058 CALLER: No. 693 00:57:21,092 --> 00:57:22,853 She was taken from me. 694 00:57:24,302 --> 00:57:27,029 LIUSAIDH: Good. It's easier. 695 00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:33,484 It's too crowded. I'm sick of the clutter in this fucking house. 696 00:57:33,519 --> 00:57:35,037 I want rid of it. 697 00:57:35,072 --> 00:57:36,004 I'll sort that out. 698 00:57:36,038 --> 00:57:38,455 Oh, aye, aye. I've heard it all before. 699 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:40,249 I want rid of it. She never plays it. 700 00:57:40,284 --> 00:57:41,492 I did try to once. 701 00:57:41,527 --> 00:57:42,631 We need the space. 702 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:44,909 Do you remember what you did? 703 00:57:44,944 --> 00:57:46,290 [TURNS TV VOLUME UP]LIUSAIDH'S MUM: You don't even... 704 00:57:46,324 --> 00:57:47,567 LIUSAIDH'S DAD: What do we need the space for, eh? 705 00:57:47,602 --> 00:57:49,017 LIUSAIDH'S MUM: Space to use. 706 00:57:49,051 --> 00:57:50,777 [BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 707 00:57:51,847 --> 00:57:53,366 LIUSAIDH's MUM: That's too loud. 708 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:54,885 LIUSAIDH'S DAD: Turn that down, missy. 709 00:58:23,638 --> 00:58:25,087 I can help you. 710 00:58:29,367 --> 00:58:30,990 [MUZAK PLAYING] 711 00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:35,166 Hi.Hi. Eh... 712 00:58:37,341 --> 00:58:38,584 Could you step this way? 713 00:58:38,618 --> 00:58:40,240 I would love to, but actually I've got to work. 714 00:58:40,275 --> 00:58:42,553 No, just for two seconds. I need to have a quick word with you, Liusaidh. 715 00:58:42,588 --> 00:58:44,279 These are all out of order. 716 00:58:44,313 --> 00:58:46,626 Please don't sack me. 717 00:58:46,661 --> 00:58:48,594 Come on, please... Please don't sack me. 718 00:58:51,562 --> 00:58:53,115 There's nothing I can do. 719 00:58:54,427 --> 00:58:55,566 I mean, you've got to understand 720 00:58:55,601 --> 00:58:57,706 you were off work for five days in a row. 721 00:58:57,741 --> 00:59:00,019 I mean, you didn't come in once. 722 00:59:00,053 --> 00:59:01,814 I'm sor...Shut up! I don't give a fuck! 723 00:59:01,848 --> 00:59:03,850 I don't get paid to give a fuck. 724 00:59:03,885 --> 00:59:05,024 [STUTTERS] Okay. I mean, I can see... 725 00:59:05,058 --> 00:59:06,715 I can understand that you're angry. 726 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:08,165 But I'm gonna have to let you go. 727 00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:09,166 No, no, no, no. 728 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,443 No. No, no. 729 00:59:10,477 --> 00:59:11,582 No, no, no, no. 730 00:59:11,824 --> 00:59:12,756 No. 731 00:59:14,067 --> 00:59:15,172 No. 732 00:59:17,105 --> 00:59:18,278 Uh... 733 00:59:21,627 --> 00:59:23,214 I'm sorry. I wish there was something I could do. 734 00:59:24,043 --> 00:59:26,114 Why are you so happy all the time? 735 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,187 What? 736 00:59:30,221 --> 00:59:32,327 Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter, 737 00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:33,604 you're smiling? 738 00:59:35,675 --> 00:59:37,435 Uh... I don't know. 739 00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,472 I have a good life.Stop smiling 740 00:59:39,506 --> 00:59:40,922 because you don't have a good life. 741 00:59:40,956 --> 00:59:43,096 You work in a supermarket with your mam. 742 00:59:44,339 --> 00:59:45,685 Yeah, well, I'm... 743 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,135 I mean, I'm lucky to have a job. 744 00:59:47,169 --> 00:59:49,137 There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so... 745 00:59:49,793 --> 00:59:51,001 Can you suffer then? 746 00:59:51,035 --> 00:59:52,899 What do you mean?Stop smiling. 747 00:59:54,211 --> 00:59:55,626 Stop smiling.I'm not. 748 00:59:55,661 --> 00:59:56,834 You are.I'm not smiling. 749 00:59:56,869 --> 00:59:58,664 Stop it.I'm not smiling. I'm not. 750 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:01,805 This is shit. 751 01:00:02,357 --> 01:00:04,186 This is shit. 752 01:00:04,221 --> 01:00:05,878 No, it's not shit. 753 01:00:08,087 --> 01:00:09,226 Fuck you, 754 01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:11,159 and fuck the cheese! 755 01:00:11,987 --> 01:00:12,988 [DOOR OPENS] 756 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,577 [DOOR SHUTS]MAN: Do you have any mortadella? 757 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,269 LIUSAIDH: We don't fucking stock mortadella! 758 01:00:18,304 --> 01:00:21,410 I'm starting to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs. 759 01:00:21,445 --> 01:00:22,446 At the back. 760 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,723 It's horrible. 761 01:00:23,758 --> 01:00:26,588 It's like foreign bodies, like, living under my arse. 762 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:27,727 Is it really bothering you? 763 01:00:27,762 --> 01:00:29,729 Yeah, it looks all warped and deformed. 764 01:00:29,764 --> 01:00:31,110 Does Ryan mind? 765 01:00:31,144 --> 01:00:32,490 He hasn't mentioned it. 766 01:00:32,525 --> 01:00:33,630 Then why do you mind? 767 01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:35,079 It's not about him, it's about me. 768 01:00:35,114 --> 01:00:35,908 No. 769 01:00:35,942 --> 01:00:37,461 You want to look good for him. 770 01:00:37,495 --> 01:00:40,464 You dress up for him, you do this shit to your nails for him. 771 01:00:40,498 --> 01:00:41,465 You dress up, too. 772 01:00:41,499 --> 01:00:42,431 Yeah, but not for a man. 773 01:00:42,466 --> 01:00:43,881 No. For lots of men. 774 01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:48,161 Uh-huh. [CHUCKLES] 775 01:00:48,196 --> 01:00:49,887 So less judgement on me. 776 01:00:51,855 --> 01:00:53,201 Look, you're worrying about your weight, 777 01:00:53,235 --> 01:00:54,651 because you want to have kids with Ryan 778 01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:56,411 and keep him around to help you raise them. 779 01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:58,585 Where does this even come from? Ryan doesn't want more kids. We're past that now. 780 01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:00,484 But are you? Those kids aren't yours. 781 01:01:00,518 --> 01:01:02,210 I take care of them like they're mine. 782 01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,902 Don't you want something more? 783 01:01:06,145 --> 01:01:07,111 Something? 784 01:01:20,262 --> 01:01:21,229 Donna... 785 01:01:23,265 --> 01:01:24,784 This... 786 01:01:24,819 --> 01:01:26,441 It's coming up for a year now. 787 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:30,963 [DOOR OPENS]BOY: Donna, can I have... 788 01:01:30,997 --> 01:01:32,758 You're not allowed in here. Out! 789 01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:34,104 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT]BOY: I hate you, Donna. 790 01:01:34,794 --> 01:01:36,175 Should I try the shellac? 791 01:01:41,076 --> 01:01:42,077 Hello? 792 01:01:42,802 --> 01:01:44,079 Earth to Liusaidh. 793 01:01:49,429 --> 01:01:51,984 What the fuck is shellac? 794 01:01:52,018 --> 01:01:54,503 It's a gel that stays on for a few weeks. 795 01:01:54,538 --> 01:01:55,677 But it's hard to get off. 796 01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,817 You have to soak your nails in acetone, 797 01:01:57,852 --> 01:02:01,096 and then, cover your nails with pads and tinfoil. 798 01:02:52,907 --> 01:02:55,495 Do you fancy going uptown? Doing a wee bit of shopping? 799 01:02:57,532 --> 01:02:59,568 Ach, I don't know. 800 01:02:59,603 --> 01:03:01,605 We need some quality time, you and me. 801 01:03:01,639 --> 01:03:03,020 It'll be good. 802 01:03:06,368 --> 01:03:07,818 I like it. 803 01:03:07,853 --> 01:03:08,819 What do you think? 804 01:03:08,854 --> 01:03:10,441 I think it's sensational. 805 01:03:14,721 --> 01:03:16,068 I think I'll go for it. 806 01:03:16,102 --> 01:03:18,139 What, are you getting it now?Yes. 807 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,141 Come here. 808 01:03:22,384 --> 01:03:24,041 Come here.Okay. 809 01:03:24,076 --> 01:03:26,768 So, I'm going to need you to take it out in your name. 810 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:28,045 Um, why? 811 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,185 Because I got too much stuff on credit under my name. 812 01:03:30,220 --> 01:03:31,808 But I don't want the debt for this thing. 813 01:03:31,842 --> 01:03:34,569 Look, I'll pay for it. I just need your name to get it on credit. 814 01:03:34,603 --> 01:03:35,846 But you've already got too much stuff, 815 01:03:35,881 --> 01:03:37,468 so how are you gonna pay for this? 816 01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:40,989 My name is blacklisted. All right? 817 01:03:41,024 --> 01:03:43,233 I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore. 818 01:03:43,267 --> 01:03:45,269 So I really need you to put your name on this 819 01:03:45,304 --> 01:03:47,099 and I will pay it off straightaway. 820 01:03:47,133 --> 01:03:49,066 Why'd you even need a new couch? 821 01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:51,206 Because I've got some of the girls coming round, 822 01:03:51,241 --> 01:03:52,967 and I wanted the place nice. 823 01:03:54,002 --> 01:03:55,832 You sound just like your father. 824 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,385 [GROANS] 825 01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,490 But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat-screen telly. 826 01:03:59,525 --> 01:04:01,803 Why'd you care so much about what those ladies think? 827 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,116 You know what? You're a social climber. 828 01:04:04,150 --> 01:04:05,945 You never grew up in a one-bed shithole 829 01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:08,120 with seven other kids and an outdoor toilet. 830 01:04:08,948 --> 01:04:10,605 Because I made sure of that. 831 01:04:16,818 --> 01:04:18,544 Is that why you only had one child? 832 01:04:23,066 --> 01:04:24,964 I wish you didn't do that to me. 833 01:04:24,999 --> 01:04:26,552 Excuse me?I can't... 834 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,899 Talk to anyone. 835 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:33,110 You can talk to me.No, I can't talk to you. 836 01:04:35,354 --> 01:04:38,875 Look, let's just get this back to the house 837 01:04:38,909 --> 01:04:41,947 and we'll sit back down and natter all night. 838 01:04:44,984 --> 01:04:49,126 And your father is on a need-to-know basis. 839 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,164 Come on.Of course. 840 01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:03,244 [DOORBELL RINGS] 841 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,153 Hello. How are you today? 842 01:05:19,743 --> 01:05:20,709 Uh... 843 01:05:20,744 --> 01:05:22,125 Not bad. Yourself? 844 01:05:22,159 --> 01:05:24,575 MISSIONARY: We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you. 845 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,577 With all the terrible events going on in the world, 846 01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:28,994 a lot of people are questioning whether God exists, 847 01:05:29,028 --> 01:05:31,099 or cares about the human race. 848 01:05:31,134 --> 01:05:32,480 Would you agree with this? 849 01:05:37,071 --> 01:05:38,210 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 850 01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:44,147 Fuck. 851 01:05:48,979 --> 01:05:51,085 BEN: Making me do something that's... 852 01:05:52,879 --> 01:05:54,088 That's wrong. 853 01:05:56,745 --> 01:06:00,059 ALISTAIR: They're brainwashing you. They'll make you fucking crazy. 854 01:06:00,094 --> 01:06:01,578 BEN: I'm sorry. 855 01:06:03,890 --> 01:06:05,409 Well, they've put you back on the Prozac, 856 01:06:05,444 --> 01:06:07,618 because I can see it in your eyes. 857 01:06:10,069 --> 01:06:11,346 [POLICE SCANNER CHATTER] 858 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,042 Don't go back to the church, please. 859 01:06:17,697 --> 01:06:19,458 [SOBBING] 860 01:06:19,492 --> 01:06:20,700 Please don't leave me. 861 01:06:22,599 --> 01:06:23,738 BEN: Get off me. 862 01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:24,842 ALISTAIR: I fucking need you. 863 01:06:24,877 --> 01:06:26,603 Just get the fuck off me. 864 01:06:26,637 --> 01:06:27,673 Please. 865 01:06:33,851 --> 01:06:35,025 Look at you. 866 01:06:37,510 --> 01:06:39,547 I don't even know what you are anymore. 867 01:06:42,722 --> 01:06:44,034 You're a freak. 868 01:06:50,868 --> 01:06:53,354 You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you, 869 01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:55,321 because you don't want to be alone in it. 870 01:06:58,083 --> 01:07:00,085 And you don't have anyone to save you. 871 01:07:04,365 --> 01:07:07,816 ALISTAIR: No, I'm loving you. 872 01:07:09,922 --> 01:07:12,028 And I'm asking you to love me back, 873 01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:13,615 and maybe we can be happy. 874 01:07:19,966 --> 01:07:21,313 Because I love you. 875 01:07:26,594 --> 01:07:27,802 I forgive you. 876 01:07:44,784 --> 01:07:48,271 MISSIONARY: In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on Earth. 877 01:07:49,237 --> 01:07:50,963 That is for you to keep, 878 01:07:50,997 --> 01:07:54,242 and inside the leaflet is all the details of the church. 879 01:07:54,277 --> 01:07:56,106 If you could give it a read, we'd be very grateful, 880 01:07:56,141 --> 01:08:00,628 and maybe we could come back round next week and hear your thoughts. 881 01:08:05,633 --> 01:08:08,187 Okay. Well, thank you for your time. 882 01:08:26,171 --> 01:08:28,690 [DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS] 883 01:08:40,564 --> 01:08:41,669 That's not true. 884 01:08:43,222 --> 01:08:44,430 You've got me. 885 01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:46,605 [POLICE SCANNER CHATTER] 886 01:09:49,254 --> 01:09:51,566 WOMAN: Oh, is that what it is? 887 01:09:51,601 --> 01:09:52,947 Holds the shape of your boots. 888 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:54,811 Like a shoe tree, but for boots. 889 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:56,468 Right enough. 890 01:09:56,502 --> 01:09:59,540 Liusaidh, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment. 891 01:10:00,472 --> 01:10:01,576 What? 892 01:10:01,611 --> 01:10:05,477 The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate. 893 01:10:06,754 --> 01:10:08,100 Dominate? 894 01:10:08,134 --> 01:10:12,069 I've got an amazing cream that would help those tremendously. 895 01:10:12,104 --> 01:10:13,968 The eye cream off the shopping channel. 896 01:10:14,002 --> 01:10:15,487 Aye. It's taken years off me. 897 01:10:15,521 --> 01:10:16,971 It could do the same for you. 898 01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:17,937 No, thanks. 899 01:10:17,972 --> 01:10:19,249 My pleasure. 900 01:10:19,284 --> 01:10:20,664 I'll send some over with Susan. 901 01:10:21,493 --> 01:10:23,357 You won't get a boyfriend like that, 902 01:10:23,391 --> 01:10:26,014 hiding behind those things. 903 01:10:26,049 --> 01:10:28,016 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER] 904 01:10:38,406 --> 01:10:39,925 [YELLING][DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 905 01:11:35,394 --> 01:11:37,016 [MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 906 01:11:37,051 --> 01:11:38,294 Come on, come on. 907 01:11:38,777 --> 01:11:39,640 [GROANS] 908 01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:44,817 MAN: She is fucking wasted, man. 909 01:11:44,852 --> 01:11:46,094 LIUSAIDH: Fuck off. 910 01:11:46,129 --> 01:11:48,165 MAN: What the fuck you doing? 911 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:52,031 Stay there. Stay there. 912 01:11:52,066 --> 01:11:53,516 What are you doing? 913 01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:55,518 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 914 01:11:55,552 --> 01:11:57,313 Oh, my God. Is that water? 915 01:11:57,347 --> 01:12:00,005 [MEN AGREEING] 916 01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:07,184 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 917 01:12:07,219 --> 01:12:08,496 Come on, get her up. 918 01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:12,431 Get comfy.You got any music? 919 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:13,915 Who are you? 920 01:12:13,950 --> 01:12:15,883 Your lover.Yeah? 921 01:12:15,917 --> 01:12:17,816 Whoo![MEN LAUGH] 922 01:12:18,575 --> 01:12:19,680 Whoa. 923 01:12:19,714 --> 01:12:22,338 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 924 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:24,098 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 925 01:12:24,132 --> 01:12:26,376 Oh, oh. Oh, no! 926 01:12:26,411 --> 01:12:27,722 Oh, she spits. 927 01:12:27,757 --> 01:12:30,449 Lie down. Party's just beginning. 928 01:12:30,484 --> 01:12:32,382 Party's just beginning. 929 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:39,493 [ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 930 01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:41,771 She came on to me though, didn't she? 931 01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:43,082 She wanted this. 932 01:12:50,331 --> 01:12:51,953 [MEN CHUCKLE] 933 01:12:51,988 --> 01:12:53,334 You want it, don't you? 934 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:56,233 Yeah? Yeah. That's it. 935 01:12:56,268 --> 01:12:58,374 Remember me? Remember me from the club? 936 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,410 Remember me? 937 01:13:02,826 --> 01:13:03,931 [GROANS] 938 01:13:05,967 --> 01:13:07,417 Come on, man. 939 01:13:12,284 --> 01:13:14,631 MAN: Yeah. Yeah, get on there. 940 01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:19,084 [MEN CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY] 941 01:14:09,859 --> 01:14:10,722 [INAUDIBLE] 942 01:15:02,221 --> 01:15:03,602 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 943 01:15:04,430 --> 01:15:05,811 [LAUGHTER] 944 01:15:23,588 --> 01:15:25,382 CALLER: Merry Christmas. 945 01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:27,143 LIUSAIDH: Merry Christmas. 946 01:15:27,177 --> 01:15:29,076 CALLER: I did what you said. 947 01:15:29,110 --> 01:15:30,836 I invited the kids over. 948 01:15:30,871 --> 01:15:33,252 LIUSAIDH: Did you? Aye, I did. 949 01:15:33,287 --> 01:15:35,323 LIUSAIDH: Was it nice to see the grandkids? 950 01:15:35,358 --> 01:15:38,948 CALLER: It was nice having a bit of life running about the house. 951 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:43,780 The eldest is very musical. I didn't know that. 952 01:15:45,023 --> 01:15:47,750 I have an old piano, and he was straight on it. 953 01:15:47,784 --> 01:15:50,062 Playing all the songs he'd been learning. 954 01:15:50,097 --> 01:15:52,582 Oh, aye. He had me singing along. 955 01:15:52,617 --> 01:15:54,791 It takes something, I'm telling you.[CHUCKLES] 956 01:15:54,826 --> 01:15:58,070 LIUSAIDH: [CHUCKLES] My granddad used to have an organ. 957 01:15:58,105 --> 01:15:59,900 I used to play it when I was a wee kid. 958 01:15:59,934 --> 01:16:02,868 Well, I say playing, but I was probably like bashing on the keys. 959 01:16:02,903 --> 01:16:05,388 And then, my dad bought this old out of tune piano. 960 01:16:05,422 --> 01:16:08,184 And he always said that he was gonna play it, and then, he never did. 961 01:16:08,218 --> 01:16:13,189 So, I would, like, sneak up there and start playing it. 962 01:16:14,431 --> 01:16:15,709 And I loved it. 963 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,439 Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time. 964 01:16:22,474 --> 01:16:24,027 And we always had this... 965 01:16:24,062 --> 01:16:26,443 We always said that we would move to California 966 01:16:26,478 --> 01:16:29,136 and get really suntanned, 967 01:16:29,170 --> 01:16:33,174 and I was gonna make all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs, 968 01:16:33,209 --> 01:16:34,935 and then, he was gonna come down and sing. 969 01:16:34,969 --> 01:16:38,076 And then we'd have enough money to live in the warm. 970 01:16:39,491 --> 01:16:40,837 It would have been good. 971 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,668 CALLER: It sounds great, actually. 972 01:16:43,702 --> 01:16:45,808 Did you have a nice Christmas? 973 01:16:49,121 --> 01:16:51,123 Well, I went to sleep with three random guys 974 01:16:51,158 --> 01:16:53,160 and then woke up covered in bruises and love bites. 975 01:16:53,194 --> 01:16:54,989 But my mum didn't burn the turkey... What? 976 01:16:55,024 --> 01:16:57,474 So you win some, you lose some. What happened? 977 01:16:57,509 --> 01:16:59,028 I don't know. I blacked out. 978 01:16:59,062 --> 01:17:02,583 Well, do you think you might have been raped, Charlotte? 979 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:03,653 [SNORTS] 980 01:17:05,586 --> 01:17:06,932 No, no. I chose to go. 981 01:17:06,967 --> 01:17:09,590 Why do you think you chose to go with them? 982 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:10,867 I don't know. 983 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:12,731 I don't fucking know. 984 01:17:13,974 --> 01:17:15,561 Well, I mean, I wasn't even there. 985 01:17:15,596 --> 01:17:17,149 I mean, I was. I was laying in the bed. 986 01:17:17,184 --> 01:17:18,668 But, like, I wasn't. 987 01:17:18,703 --> 01:17:21,326 Because I was in a different drunken dimension 988 01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:22,430 dreaming myself away. 989 01:17:22,465 --> 01:17:24,812 Well, it's time to wake up now. 990 01:17:29,506 --> 01:17:30,991 I wasn't always like this. 991 01:17:32,406 --> 01:17:34,166 You're only at the beginning. 992 01:17:35,616 --> 01:17:37,342 It's all to come. 993 01:17:39,758 --> 01:17:41,208 Was it worth it? 994 01:17:41,242 --> 01:17:43,175 Like... Like... 995 01:17:44,349 --> 01:17:45,764 Was it worth it? 996 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:50,666 I still set a place for Edith at the table. 997 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:54,048 Well, if I didn't do that, 998 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:58,156 it would be like she disappeared without a trace. 999 01:18:00,537 --> 01:18:02,125 Edith... 1000 01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:04,024 What? Are you there, Edith? 1001 01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:10,064 I'm tired. 1002 01:18:14,586 --> 01:18:15,794 I love you. 1003 01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:17,175 I love you, too. 1004 01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:23,802 Time to go to sleep now. 1005 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:26,874 [SNIFFLES] 1006 01:18:32,224 --> 01:18:33,778 [DIAL TONE] 1007 01:18:49,069 --> 01:18:50,208 [SNIFFLING] 1008 01:18:54,937 --> 01:18:56,801 [LIUSAIDH SOBBING] 1009 01:19:21,826 --> 01:19:23,862 LIUSAIDH'S DAD: Oh, I... 1010 01:19:27,693 --> 01:19:28,971 I... 1011 01:19:31,732 --> 01:19:33,182 [SIGHS] 1012 01:19:37,427 --> 01:19:38,290 Hey... 1013 01:19:47,299 --> 01:19:48,300 [MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY] 1014 01:20:19,504 --> 01:20:21,057 [HEARTBEAT THUMPING] 1015 01:20:21,092 --> 01:20:23,163 [POLICE SCANNER CHATTER] 1016 01:21:24,845 --> 01:21:26,398 [SHOUTS] 1017 01:22:32,533 --> 01:22:34,190 [HEARTBEAT THUMPING] 1018 01:22:35,019 --> 01:22:36,675 [INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION] 1019 01:22:53,382 --> 01:22:54,797 It's so cold. 1020 01:22:54,831 --> 01:22:56,385 I know. It's fucking freezing. 1021 01:23:41,223 --> 01:23:42,638 [SOFTLY] Fuck you. 1022 01:23:45,365 --> 01:23:47,229 Fuck you for doing that to me. 1023 01:23:49,783 --> 01:23:51,440 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 1024 01:23:54,788 --> 01:23:56,031 Okay. 1025 01:23:59,896 --> 01:24:00,759 Okay. 1026 01:24:01,657 --> 01:24:02,761 Enough. 1027 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,512 [INAUDIBLE] 1028 01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:26,776 [INAUDIBLE] 1029 01:25:50,697 --> 01:25:51,594 Hello? 1030 01:25:51,629 --> 01:25:53,320 LIUSAIDH: How was the ceremony? 1031 01:25:53,355 --> 01:25:55,702 What?Alistair's ceremony. 1032 01:26:02,364 --> 01:26:03,710 Why are you asking that? 1033 01:26:05,436 --> 01:26:07,196 Because I never went. 1034 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:10,475 It was nice. 1035 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,582 Proper religious, though. 1036 01:26:14,790 --> 01:26:15,756 [SNORTS] 1037 01:26:17,448 --> 01:26:20,209 Do you wanna go out and just get fucking smashed? 1038 01:26:20,244 --> 01:26:21,590 Yeah. 1039 01:26:23,108 --> 01:26:24,282 Will you do my nails? 1040 01:26:24,317 --> 01:26:26,008 Fucking finally. 1041 01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:27,527 [CHUCKLES] 1042 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:30,944 Great. Well, see you. 70762

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