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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,182 --> 00:00:30,984 My name is Jeanne Claire. 2 00:00:31,525 --> 00:00:33,747 I am 38 years old, 3 00:00:33,907 --> 00:00:36,370 have two wonderful children 4 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:39,673 and of course the perfect father. 5 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,007 He is a dentist and handsome as a god. 6 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:49,062 Like all couples, we have some trouble, but in the end we always get along. 7 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,735 I've thought a lot about us. 8 00:00:52,276 --> 00:00:55,529 The two-month separation has opened my eyes. 9 00:00:55,699 --> 00:00:58,542 For years I was not there for you. 10 00:00:58,702 --> 00:01:00,544 It was always all about the kids. 11 00:01:00,704 --> 00:01:02,836 You did imagined otherwise. 12 00:01:03,086 --> 00:01:06,560 I finally started the pelvic floor muscles. 13 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,603 I've changed. Marry me. 14 00:01:10,854 --> 00:01:13,236 I've got to know someone. 15 00:01:15,148 --> 00:01:17,281 - Huh? - I've got to know someone. 16 00:01:18,702 --> 00:01:21,545 You mean ... another woman? 17 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:23,927 - She is pregnant. - What? 18 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:27,681 - Pregnant by whom? - It'll be a boy. 19 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:30,564 - How long is that? - From me. 20 00:01:31,104 --> 00:01:33,697 - Something from me? - No, from me. 21 00:01:33,937 --> 00:01:36,660 - Ah, of you. - Yes. I'll put her in front of the children. 22 00:01:37,321 --> 00:01:39,663 - What? - We hire an attorney. 23 00:01:39,823 --> 00:01:41,545 - As usual. - Anton. 24 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:44,167 I want joint custody. 25 00:01:44,298 --> 00:01:46,259 - Pardon, I understand ... - Jeanne. 26 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:49,142 - What does that mean? - I have to go. 27 00:02:03,287 --> 00:02:06,089 My name is Jeanne Claire, am 38th 28 00:02:06,249 --> 00:02:09,052 - My life is a nightmare. - Mummy! 29 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:12,436 Fortunately, I have my angel, Paul and Lau. 30 00:02:12,646 --> 00:02:14,818 Cuddling! 31 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:19,242 Have I also have a second room and more toys? 32 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,916 Joint custody? I'd rather croak. 33 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:27,050 We expect record temperatures for Christmas. 34 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:30,013 France is flooded, and soon Paris. 35 00:02:30,764 --> 00:02:33,767 In the afternoon, heavy thunderstorms and storms. 36 00:02:33,937 --> 00:02:37,611 Because of weather warnings all embankments were locked. 37 00:02:38,442 --> 00:02:41,825 As a child I was afraid of thunderstorms. 38 00:02:42,035 --> 00:02:45,759 Do not worry, you'll get sole custody after all. 39 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:50,474 That's Marcelle, my great neighbor. She is afraid of nothing. 40 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:54,648 I have a one-night stand tasted. I could still throw up. 41 00:02:54,848 --> 00:02:57,781 But no one forced you to get drunk. 42 00:02:57,941 --> 00:03:00,243 You do not even vertr?gst alcoholic beer. 43 00:03:00,524 --> 00:03:02,155 What if I see him again? 44 00:03:02,326 --> 00:03:05,248 Perhaps this Merlin found the evening great. 45 00:03:05,499 --> 00:03:07,170 Your things. 46 00:03:07,331 --> 00:03:10,884 Let's push you. Do not forget, Dad pick you up. 47 00:03:11,054 --> 00:03:12,676 I am an architect. 48 00:03:12,846 --> 00:03:16,770 I did my dream school, my biggest project. 49 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,993 - Please wait. - Not the. Press the button. 50 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:24,798 "Building with positive energy," good day? 51 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,882 Finally I can take refuge in my office. 52 00:03:29,082 --> 00:03:30,344 - Jeanne. - Hey. 53 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,056 You must immediately to the site. 54 00:03:33,216 --> 00:03:35,188 - Is what? - The boss is prevented. 55 00:03:35,429 --> 00:03:37,401 Thou shalt not make the loss. 56 00:03:37,691 --> 00:03:41,114 You have to work control, with ... 57 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:43,277 Monsieur... Kracovik. 58 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:45,499 Come on. Did you with boots? 59 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,762 - Ah, Merlin! - Oh... 60 00:03:49,002 --> 00:03:52,346 - I think for the elevator. Coffee? - Many Thanks. 61 00:03:52,506 --> 00:03:55,008 Kiss, my beauty. 62 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:56,980 I have to go. 63 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,192 Promised. See you. 64 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:01,365 - Let's go have a drink. - Gladly. 65 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,527 That's my one-night stand. 66 00:04:03,697 --> 00:04:05,579 Hello, Jane. 67 00:04:08,121 --> 00:04:09,873 Alles before? 68 00:04:10,003 --> 00:04:13,056 Married, mate, womanizer. 69 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:15,018 Worse things went just. 70 00:04:23,236 --> 00:04:25,329 Would you like to have a coffee? 71 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,885 Come on. 72 00:04:37,351 --> 00:04:40,734 There are days when it is better to stay in bed. 73 00:04:42,396 --> 00:04:44,998 Can we help you? 74 00:04:45,198 --> 00:04:47,581 Are you lost? 75 00:04:47,831 --> 00:04:50,173 watch beautiful, wet and muddy! 76 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,966 Need boots? 77 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,351 Let's get started. 78 00:05:03,277 --> 00:05:04,818 Gut. 79 00:05:13,086 --> 00:05:15,058 So I... 80 00:05:15,218 --> 00:05:18,312 So this work ... 81 00:05:18,432 --> 00:05:22,856 I mean, the installations were not executed so professionally. 82 00:05:24,528 --> 00:05:29,032 What is this' ne mess? As you can swim when washing your hands. 83 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,215 But what the heck, fits well with the green concept. 84 00:05:32,376 --> 00:05:34,428 Kracovik, is on every floor so? 85 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:38,141 - Water ... - What? "Some water comes out"? 86 00:05:39,012 --> 00:05:42,816 I take the loss. Drive back to the office. 87 00:05:43,016 --> 00:05:45,238 No, the boss has asked me ... 88 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,782 They speak so again. What's the matter with you? 89 00:05:49,032 --> 00:05:51,585 It's ... I ... 90 00:05:51,745 --> 00:05:54,217 It is the time ... Sorry. 91 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,380 One moment. Wait. 92 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:58,101 - Hello? - Yes? 93 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:01,315 - Did your lawyer call? - No but... 94 00:06:01,435 --> 00:06:03,186 What's this? 95 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:07,491 I'm sorry, I won. We will share custody. 96 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:10,874 Our baby is coming! The contractions started one at five. 97 00:06:11,034 --> 00:06:13,036 We are all but happy. 98 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:15,389 You have to pick up to four children. 99 00:06:15,669 --> 00:06:18,672 - I'm on a ... - Honestly, look here. 100 00:06:21,094 --> 00:06:24,528 - You tell the kids. - Wait, what about Christmas? 101 00:06:24,808 --> 00:06:28,282 - We need to agree. - I want her with me. 102 00:06:28,532 --> 00:06:30,374 The baby is coming! Salut! 103 00:06:30,614 --> 00:06:34,998 Jeanne, I do not want to interfere, but Kracovik has finished repair. 104 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:37,551 Now make the loss? 105 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:40,053 - Jeanne. What ... - Let me ... 106 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,283 I have to pick up the kids, go. 107 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,218 My name is Jeanne Claire. With men I'm done. 108 00:06:55,459 --> 00:06:57,881 Has certainly fucked the judge. 109 00:06:58,091 --> 00:07:00,053 He tramples' on me. 110 00:07:00,304 --> 00:07:04,187 The make all types, is just that. After all, you know it. 111 00:07:04,428 --> 00:07:07,110 Stop it, that's silly. 112 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,873 The flash does not already meet you. 113 00:07:11,615 --> 00:07:15,248 My father was right. Without the tail, you are nothing. 114 00:07:15,409 --> 00:07:18,011 - Nothing at all. - I renounce my sex date. 115 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,424 - You are afraid, I'll stay. - No. 116 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:24,137 - All good. I just need ... sleep. - Sleep? 117 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:59,883 Cuddling! 118 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,545 No no no! 119 00:09:01,835 --> 00:09:03,837 Stays outside. Go into your room. 120 00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:06,310 Leave me alone. 121 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:08,181 Are you okay, Mom? 122 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:12,986 I, uh ... That is climate change, nothing else. 123 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,789 But now going to play. Thanks, kids. 124 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,919 Take it easy. Everything will be fine. 125 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,522 "Paulo is there now. 126 00:09:28,642 --> 00:09:30,984 He is sure basketball again. " 127 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,279 One two Three. 128 00:09:35,489 --> 00:09:38,742 Is he there now? 129 00:09:38,952 --> 00:09:41,295 - What? Who? - Is he get out? 130 00:09:41,495 --> 00:09:43,337 - What? - Is he there yet? 131 00:09:43,587 --> 00:09:45,258 - Who? What? - The baby. 132 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,431 - My little brother. - Ah ... 133 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,644 Yes, he's there. It seems that a very large baby. 134 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:53,607 - Yes! Yes! - Holt cornflakes you before. 135 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,779 Mama coming. 136 00:09:58,612 --> 00:10:00,914 School. You have to get dressed. 137 00:10:01,114 --> 00:10:02,876 Get dressed for school. 138 00:10:04,498 --> 00:10:06,350 Does not fit in. 139 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:08,472 That never fits. 140 00:10:08,722 --> 00:10:12,025 Whether he fits in there? He sticks out. 141 00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:27,721 My Sweet, 142 00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:31,014 I wish you beautiful day ... with dad. 143 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,277 See you next week, okay? 144 00:10:33,437 --> 00:10:36,320 Mama loves you. Mom pushes you. 145 00:10:48,962 --> 00:10:52,015 - Everything okay? - Everything great. 146 00:10:55,148 --> 00:10:57,150 Everything is wonderful. 147 00:11:04,328 --> 00:11:07,010 Hello, Monsieur masses, it's me, Jeanne. 148 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:09,303 I can not come to work today. 149 00:11:09,423 --> 00:11:12,346 No, not because of it. I have a fat virus. 150 00:11:12,516 --> 00:11:14,728 Maybe not fat, but substantial. 151 00:11:15,018 --> 00:11:19,242 I would say Monday if all goes well. The very latest. 152 00:11:19,403 --> 00:11:20,774 Bye. 153 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:32,516 Mme Claire, Dr. Pace Thursday but no office. 154 00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:35,268 It is really very, very urgent. 155 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:38,151 Will not you tell me what happened? 156 00:11:38,312 --> 00:11:40,193 No no no. 157 00:12:44,568 --> 00:12:46,620 I have a son who log. 158 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:48,882 You have to call me before. 159 00:12:49,042 --> 00:12:51,755 Then I get down, taking the rose, and finished. 160 00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:54,177 Jane? Alles klar, Jeanne? 161 00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:56,810 We see you, okay? 162 00:12:58,352 --> 00:13:01,275 - Adam, Jeanne. Jeanne, Adam. - Good day. 163 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,657 You It's really not good, huh? 164 00:13:03,857 --> 00:13:05,959 - You are great, thanks. - You also. Bye for now. 165 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,173 perhaps you would have something very strong to drink? 166 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,467 In your condition? Take prefer vegetable juice. 167 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,769 A glass of wine knocks you down yet. 168 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,403 The thing with the custody makes you really ready. 169 00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:21,515 You're a wreck. 170 00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:24,157 Who pays you, so you go around like that? 171 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:26,780 Honestly, this skirt is terrible. 172 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,492 Marcelle. 173 00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:32,416 - I think I've got a penis. - Oh really? 174 00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:34,928 No, no fun. I have a tail. 175 00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,850 Nonsense. 176 00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,483 - You want to see it? - Yeah, right. 177 00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:48,542 I know, disgusting, disgusting, repulsive. I want to get rid of him. 178 00:13:48,742 --> 00:13:50,664 Then take it off yet. 179 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,667 Are you crazy? 180 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,420 - What ... - It hurts like hell! 181 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,553 - What's this? - Do I have to die? 182 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:02,356 - Clear the way! - But you can not. 183 00:14:02,606 --> 00:14:04,478 - Take that off! - It does not work! 184 00:14:04,728 --> 00:14:06,330 My mother. 185 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,071 - Crap. - Be natural. 186 00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:09,663 Of course, please! 187 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,706 - And then ... - Good evening. 188 00:14:12,956 --> 00:14:15,178 - I gave him nothing done. - No ... 189 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,221 - But. - Hello. 190 00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:20,013 How are you? 191 00:14:20,804 --> 00:14:22,806 Bring him in already. 192 00:14:22,936 --> 00:14:25,409 Ceases to smoking joints, girls. 193 00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:29,042 We then go get out and discuss everything there, huh? 194 00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:30,864 Na the. The. 195 00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:40,554 Can I see him again? 196 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,809 Wow... 197 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:52,326 I had just seen him properly. 198 00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:55,629 I was so surprised and scared. 199 00:14:58,171 --> 00:15:00,173 - He is not like the others. - So? 200 00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:02,346 He is unique. 201 00:15:02,596 --> 00:15:04,478 Simply unique. 202 00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:08,402 Certainly not baroque, but not classic ... 203 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,876 What can I say? A bit of Scandinavian furniture. 204 00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:16,039 So clean lines and beautiful shiny. 205 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,712 I find it heavenly. 206 00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:21,555 Now he is no longer there, because of the cold. 207 00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:25,859 When I imagine, after a hot bath ... amazing. 208 00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:31,995 - Jeanne. Do you think it works? - Be quiet. 209 00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:34,288 That's so gross. 210 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:37,551 A woman's head with male gender. 211 00:15:37,711 --> 00:15:40,684 What could you do everything. I envy you. 212 00:15:40,844 --> 00:15:42,636 If only I had died. 213 00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:45,849 What woman does not want to know what that is? 214 00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:49,653 - I renounce. - You are mutation and superhero. 215 00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:55,038 So kind of a cross with a bisexual nature. This gives it. 216 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,382 Oh yes, there are the oysters and snails. 217 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:02,426 This is our food: antibiotics, pesticides, genetic engineering. 218 00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:05,939 The fish have two heads, you just a dick. 219 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,102 A dick. Come on. 220 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:11,985 Throw yourself down. I bet you can fly. 221 00:16:12,276 --> 00:16:15,629 - I'm a monster, and you ... - are you not a monster. 222 00:16:15,869 --> 00:16:18,542 You're the Joan of Arc of modernity. 223 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,013 - Nonsense. - But. 224 00:16:20,253 --> 00:16:23,477 - Maybe a growing me. - You think so? 225 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,940 - And other women. Tomorrow, who knows? - Do you think? 226 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:30,023 That's why hair Jeanne us grow on the chin. 227 00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:32,906 - You're the Urexemplar the prototype. - Yes? 228 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,829 Is that clear to you? Hey, girls! 229 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:40,884 Girls! They say we need a to be respected! 230 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:44,598 We show it! We push them in the ass! 231 00:16:51,685 --> 00:16:53,407 Madame? 232 00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:55,369 Mrs? Mrs. 233 00:16:55,489 --> 00:16:59,373 - Madame Claire wherever you want? - I need to Dr. Pace. 234 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,375 You can not clean easily. 235 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:04,047 It's about life and death. I have to see the doctor. 236 00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:07,431 I'll give you an appointment. Pretty hat. 237 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:11,184 - It's urgent. - I will look. Wednesday would go. 238 00:17:11,475 --> 00:17:13,156 What shoud that? 239 00:17:13,437 --> 00:17:15,238 Mme Claire, come back! 240 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,833 but it does not burst just in here. Marinette! 241 00:17:19,993 --> 00:17:23,126 I need to show you something. But do not tell anyone. 242 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:27,641 I am subject to confidentiality. But we had no appointment. 243 00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:31,234 It suddenly occurred yesterday morning. 244 00:17:31,855 --> 00:17:33,527 And now it hurts. 245 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:38,662 Moment. 246 00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:40,374 Dont move. 247 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,257 - It's the water? - Yes. 248 00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:49,272 This is water. 249 00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:52,185 - Doctor? - I'm taking the day off. 250 00:17:52,476 --> 00:17:55,028 - See you tomorrow. - Why? 251 00:17:55,228 --> 00:17:57,411 - Promised. - I've been waiting for two hours. 252 00:17:57,651 --> 00:17:59,453 - All right. You're welcome. - Yes? 253 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,835 - There is a solution for everything. - Yes? 254 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:04,668 - A disaster. - You scare me. 255 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:08,852 Clear should read: Now do not panic. It is all good. 256 00:18:09,092 --> 00:18:11,224 - I am confident. - Oh? 257 00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:14,648 - Very confident. - Maybe psychosomatic? 258 00:18:15,519 --> 00:18:20,334 In rare cases, severe shocks can even attack certain organs. 259 00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:25,839 However, if this is psychosomatic, then a lot of pleasure. 260 00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:29,893 - Is it the new pill? - Definitely not, definitely not. 261 00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:34,057 - You may Take hormones? - Oh no, no, no. 262 00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:36,780 Were there other cases? Her mother, grandmother? 263 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:40,033 But how do you say that, Doctor? Spin? 264 00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:43,126 Do not complain, I'm looking. 265 00:18:43,287 --> 00:18:46,790 - Are you saying we can do it? - What him? 266 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,592 - You're welcome. - That will not do. 267 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:52,105 There's sex change. I want one. 268 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,488 - You're welcome. - This one is very clear: 269 00:18:54,648 --> 00:18:57,571 So serious intervention is very painful. 270 00:18:57,691 --> 00:19:02,576 Just because it occurred so suddenly. He could instantly grow back. 271 00:19:02,746 --> 00:19:04,998 Ow! Now do not bite me! 272 00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:07,761 - I'm going crazy. - Tell me about it! 273 00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:10,223 Please contact Mme Claire. 274 00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:13,347 This really is not my area of ??expertise. 275 00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:16,860 - Hm? - I'll send you to a specialist ... 276 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,733 Oh no. No one should know about it. 277 00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:21,735 Everyone will be after me. 278 00:19:21,985 --> 00:19:24,458 I'm not a circus monster only mother. 279 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,961 You are my gynecologist. You must help me. 280 00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:30,013 - I ask you. - Take it easy. 281 00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:32,846 He could disappear as it has emerged. 282 00:19:33,096 --> 00:19:35,939 When? I can live another day like that. 283 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:38,322 - It disgusts me. - Understand. 284 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,364 I can not touch it him. 285 00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:43,367 Also... also... also... 286 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,089 Please calm down, ma'am. 287 00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:50,003 I ask you. Did you used to be a stuffed animal? 288 00:19:50,674 --> 00:19:52,225 Yes why? 289 00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:54,688 - What was it called? - Pinpin Monsieur. 290 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,480 - A rabbit? - Why? 291 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,113 To be call him Monsieur Pinpin. 292 00:20:00,314 --> 00:20:02,245 That reminds you of your friend. 293 00:20:02,526 --> 00:20:06,330 - But he was loving, wanted no evil? - He was. 294 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:11,385 If you touch it, you think you touch the rabbit Pinpin. 295 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:13,677 Now let me go. 296 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:17,110 - Let us examine him times. We must. - For real? 297 00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:24,117 Everything seems to function normally. That's a comfort. 298 00:20:24,278 --> 00:20:25,959 It attracts quite terrible. 299 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:30,424 It feels like a grenade just before ... explode. 300 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,386 That is normal. 301 00:20:32,626 --> 00:20:36,680 Pardon the expression, but Pinpins little bag is full. 302 00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:39,523 - The need to get out. - No way. 303 00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:42,356 - I'm afraid. - You're welcome? 304 00:20:42,566 --> 00:20:44,568 - I'm afraid. - But now... 305 00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:48,462 I have a Pinpin between the legs for 50 years. 306 00:20:48,662 --> 00:20:50,253 He has never bitten. 307 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:53,717 - but I'm not a man. - Do not be afraid. 308 00:20:53,927 --> 00:20:56,049 Unpack Pinpin, and off you go! 309 00:20:56,219 --> 00:20:59,062 - That los, los. - Okay. 310 00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:04,448 - He remains flaccid, is this normal? - Nothing is normal. 311 00:21:04,658 --> 00:21:07,581 Listen, maybe it helps: 312 00:21:07,741 --> 00:21:10,544 Think of something you excited. 313 00:21:12,796 --> 00:21:15,849 Madame? All I have to do here. 314 00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,181 Imagine, you are ... 315 00:21:18,352 --> 00:21:19,973 - In a chalet ... - Yes. 316 00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:23,066 In front of the fireplace. It is warm and cozy. 317 00:21:23,277 --> 00:21:25,198 - Do what is? - Uh, no. 318 00:21:26,239 --> 00:21:27,741 An attractive man ... 319 00:21:27,991 --> 00:21:30,464 lolling on a coat before you. 320 00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,377 Ojen. 321 00:21:33,587 --> 00:21:35,839 He growls ... 322 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,141 - And? - Nothing. 323 00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:40,434 - Nothing? - I think it's disgusting. 324 00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:42,646 A woman? 325 00:21:45,899 --> 00:21:47,701 He moves. 326 00:21:47,951 --> 00:21:51,795 - What is this lady? - It stands in high boots. 327 00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:56,139 With a lustful smile. 328 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,351 And now... 329 00:21:57,591 --> 00:21:59,393 - Be careful. - Yes? 330 00:21:59,513 --> 00:22:01,815 She spreads her legs ... 331 00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:04,528 And you ... and you ... 332 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,544 Jeanne? 333 00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:13,337 I have everything covered with sperm. 334 00:22:13,497 --> 00:22:15,879 Well, I'm waiting in the parlor. 335 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,643 Mme Claire, I'm exhausted. 336 00:22:19,803 --> 00:22:23,407 I'll call you if I have your blood, okay? 337 00:22:23,557 --> 00:22:26,069 Please send me sick for quite a long time. 338 00:22:26,229 --> 00:22:27,951 But you are not sick. 339 00:22:28,111 --> 00:22:31,585 You have until Monday off. Life goes on. 340 00:22:31,825 --> 00:22:34,378 Stand up. With momentum. 341 00:22:34,538 --> 00:22:38,342 There you go, ma'am. Fine. Do not go that way. 342 00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:41,985 - What do I do now? - Buy more underpants. 343 00:22:42,135 --> 00:22:44,738 And pamper Pinpin. Several times a day. 344 00:22:44,978 --> 00:22:47,731 - Everything will be fine. - Sure, Doctor? 345 00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:51,655 - You look very helpless. - What. That's not me. 346 00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:54,167 - Are you reach over the phone? - Clear. 347 00:22:54,328 --> 00:22:56,009 - Yes. - Yes? Then I'll call. 348 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,012 Positive. Think positive. Goodbye. 349 00:23:00,013 --> 00:23:03,387 - Wow, that looks really strong out. - And if so. 350 00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:07,110 Stop whining. It's great, what happened to you. 351 00:23:07,361 --> 00:23:09,783 You have a turbine between the legs. 352 00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:12,125 - Sch ... - The lit a village. 353 00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:15,799 No rule, no spiral, no tampons, no menopause. 354 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:18,382 Maybe another break, not so bad. 355 00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:21,555 - And you can rumklatschen it. - Ah. 356 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,557 - And so on. - Sch. 357 00:23:23,847 --> 00:23:25,439 That's sharp. 358 00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:28,702 If you have to, you bring it out and pee off. 359 00:23:28,862 --> 00:23:31,455 - Sch... - Hey. Hey, hey. 360 00:23:31,615 --> 00:23:33,497 The journey is just beginning. 361 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,010 You'll have fun, you do focus. 362 00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,185 - This is Merlin. - ran go. 363 00:23:43,597 --> 00:23:45,939 - Hallo? - Ja, hallo, Jeanne. Hello. 364 00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:52,155 Still speechless. I'm sorry to bother, but I have no choice. 365 00:23:52,326 --> 00:23:55,078 The decrease is due to, a disaster. 366 00:23:55,248 --> 00:23:57,341 To avoid further delays, 367 00:23:57,501 --> 00:24:01,094 we need to bring forward the customer appointment on Tuesday. 368 00:24:01,254 --> 00:24:03,056 How does the recalculation? 369 00:24:03,216 --> 00:24:06,149 - How can I say ... - What? 370 00:24:06,390 --> 00:24:08,612 - I'm on sick leave. - Jeanne. 371 00:24:08,892 --> 00:24:11,495 Herbal 'n suppositories and get to work. 372 00:24:11,775 --> 00:24:15,829 - That will not be enough ... - Tuesday, that's not negotiable. 373 00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:19,172 - Once asshole ... - ... always asshole. 374 00:24:19,373 --> 00:24:21,845 Was you serious? 375 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:25,599 Pst. 376 00:24:37,701 --> 00:24:40,083 Jeanne, look at me. 377 00:24:41,925 --> 00:24:44,468 - Come between my legs. - What? 378 00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:46,560 Everything okay? 379 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,812 All good? 380 00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:52,616 I have to go. I can not anymore. 381 00:25:02,165 --> 00:25:05,429 Oh damn, that's her. 382 00:25:06,009 --> 00:25:10,564 Phew, so I need to keep my distance. Not lose weight, right. 383 00:25:14,398 --> 00:25:18,502 - Hello? I can hardly hear you. - Here is Jeanne. 384 00:25:18,742 --> 00:25:21,375 - I feel bad. - I do not hear anything. 385 00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:24,257 - If the tail? say "tail" -. 386 00:25:24,418 --> 00:25:26,550 I do not, I'm confused. 387 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,403 It will be allright. Drink something. 388 00:25:29,603 --> 00:25:32,606 - And what? - No matter, 'nen Whiskey, a double. 389 00:25:32,816 --> 00:25:35,949 - Hello? I do not listen. - I wonder... 390 00:25:36,109 --> 00:25:37,711 Not possible, I'm afraid. 391 00:25:40,454 --> 00:25:42,876 Weapons Ding Ding weapons ... 392 00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:04,968 SEX CHANGE RECIPE 393 00:26:09,092 --> 00:26:10,724 Au. 394 00:26:33,056 --> 00:26:34,938 Jeanne? Jeanne. 395 00:26:35,649 --> 00:26:37,781 Jeanne. 396 00:26:37,981 --> 00:26:39,613 What did you do? 397 00:26:39,903 --> 00:26:41,625 What's this? 398 00:26:45,128 --> 00:26:47,301 You're sick. 399 00:26:47,461 --> 00:26:49,513 - It is quite hot. - Who then? 400 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:50,724 Pinpin. 401 00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:54,197 - I'm afraid ... - Slow. I do not understand anything. 402 00:26:54,348 --> 00:26:57,981 Since this morning, he's red, purple. A whole new color. 403 00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:02,035 I can not imagine that. Send a photo. 404 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:04,958 It's burning... 405 00:27:05,539 --> 00:27:08,672 - Oh yeah, that ... - Herv? darling. 406 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,685 - I thought ... - DC, treasure, a phone call. 407 00:27:11,975 --> 00:27:16,029 Only a swelling. That will pass. 408 00:27:16,149 --> 00:27:18,822 But now times calm, damn it! 409 00:27:20,694 --> 00:27:23,246 - creams it on with ointment. - ointment? 410 00:27:23,407 --> 00:27:26,790 Creams Give him one, then everything is back to normal. 411 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,081 Good luck. 412 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:13,727 I love you. 413 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,753 Mom, we miss you. 414 00:28:29,913 --> 00:28:32,466 I look forward to see you again tomorrow. 415 00:28:33,216 --> 00:28:35,058 Yes me too. 416 00:28:35,218 --> 00:28:38,402 - Nice day. - kisses, I love you. 417 00:28:50,003 --> 00:28:53,226 Tomorrow evening? Holy shit. 418 00:28:57,311 --> 00:28:59,773 When I cook, I think of sex. 419 00:28:59,933 --> 00:29:01,935 While brushing your teeth I think of sex. 420 00:29:02,145 --> 00:29:03,947 No matter what I do, I think of sex. 421 00:29:04,157 --> 00:29:06,750 And if I do not do anything, then ... 422 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:12,886 - Is that so, if you're a man? - I also have such thoughts. 423 00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:16,179 If this happens to me, I'll get it all out. 424 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:19,693 As soon as I have time, I'll call Adam, and bang. 425 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:24,067 I had one, I allowed myself a blow every day in front of the telly. 426 00:29:24,278 --> 00:29:26,580 The full asocial, Marcelle. 427 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:29,413 I have no more time. 428 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:32,926 The children come tomorrow, I have to work again. 429 00:29:33,086 --> 00:29:36,680 - What am I doing? A disaster. - What. 430 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,103 Do it like this: You pull up pretty on, doing on female. 431 00:29:40,354 --> 00:29:42,065 No one remembers what. 432 00:29:42,225 --> 00:29:44,528 All men should wear skirts. 433 00:29:44,738 --> 00:29:48,332 Only a dork wearing pants with a tail between the legs. 434 00:29:48,992 --> 00:29:52,426 You smoke? Are you full of surprises. 435 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:53,747 Not habit. 436 00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:56,930 - And if he surprised me again? - As? 437 00:29:57,591 --> 00:29:59,343 You know, yesterday, there ... 438 00:30:00,474 --> 00:30:03,397 As I sat in the metro, and there was a woman ... 439 00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:07,200 Who was not even pretty. She sat a little too close. 440 00:30:07,401 --> 00:30:11,034 You were sharp? Do you get 'nen stand at work? 441 00:30:11,204 --> 00:30:13,837 This is no longer I, Marcelle. 442 00:30:14,087 --> 00:30:15,959 You do not understand that. 443 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,312 As well as a woman? 444 00:30:18,552 --> 00:30:22,806 One type is never alone, always in pairs. He and his tail. 445 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:34,668 Schwanzschrubben done. 446 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:38,642 Come on, now tell everything. What about Pinpin? 447 00:30:38,882 --> 00:30:40,634 It's great, believe me. 448 00:30:41,725 --> 00:30:44,648 It's so funny and kind of strange. 449 00:30:44,898 --> 00:30:46,990 Funny, it's hard ... 450 00:30:47,651 --> 00:30:49,373 and lightweight. 451 00:30:49,533 --> 00:30:51,535 It is, how shall I say? 452 00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:54,918 A lead weight with wings. 453 00:30:56,380 --> 00:30:59,222 That's really cool. And when you... 454 00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:01,184 Compared with us? 455 00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:04,698 That's funny. I do not remember how it was before. 456 00:31:04,848 --> 00:31:08,702 That's crazy, it's like a ... 457 00:31:09,323 --> 00:31:11,074 A black hole. 458 00:31:12,155 --> 00:31:15,919 Uh, and secondly to Pinpin, you know ... 459 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,211 With Pinpin, it's as if ... 460 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:22,095 As if you brush a burnt pan, you know? 461 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:25,479 You rubbelst, and then the crust dissolves. 462 00:31:25,729 --> 00:31:28,982 - Yes. - If it dissolves, you rejoice. 463 00:31:29,192 --> 00:31:31,615 - You are satisfied. - Content, yes. 464 00:31:31,865 --> 00:31:35,118 You rubbelst until it gleams. The more, the more are you looking forward. 465 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:38,211 Eventually you rubbelst without knowing why. 466 00:31:38,382 --> 00:31:40,634 You rubbelst, rubbelst ... 467 00:31:40,884 --> 00:31:43,857 Rubbelst ... Without end, you know? 468 00:31:43,967 --> 00:31:46,570 And suddenly: boom. 469 00:31:46,810 --> 00:31:48,782 Do you understand? As a... 470 00:31:49,863 --> 00:31:52,906 - Like a tube which is free. - As a pipe. 471 00:31:53,196 --> 00:31:56,580 The only problem is, it's temporary. 472 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:59,002 You want to start all over again. 473 00:31:59,212 --> 00:32:02,556 - You want to again and again. - You'll get in old age. 474 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,768 Maybe not. 475 00:32:04,928 --> 00:32:06,730 What do you do to your hand? 476 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:09,953 - Stop looking at me so horny. - But Marcelle ... 477 00:32:10,564 --> 00:32:13,287 - Yes? - We're great neighbors. 478 00:32:13,407 --> 00:32:17,130 And you're standing on Versautes and everything is new. 479 00:32:17,751 --> 00:32:20,123 You said you like Pinpin. 480 00:32:20,374 --> 00:32:23,347 Sure, I think Pinpin great. This is not a problem. 481 00:32:23,597 --> 00:32:26,850 But rather turn to a guy. 482 00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:29,232 - Stop it. - Can not you see? I have pressure. 483 00:32:29,393 --> 00:32:30,744 - But. - Marcelle ... 484 00:32:30,904 --> 00:32:33,577 Hey, hey, Jeanne, hello! Stop doing that. 485 00:32:33,737 --> 00:32:37,040 I get up Pinpin, I love women, no problem. 486 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:40,924 But not together, that's too much. I think I'm going nuts. 487 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,716 You never kiffst! 488 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:57,631 "Building with positive energy," good day. 489 00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,764 Ah yes, very much. He calls her back. 490 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:02,466 Speak to you soon. 491 00:33:02,716 --> 00:33:05,969 - Good day. - Day. Do you still go to 'this party? 492 00:33:06,099 --> 00:33:07,721 Uh, no. 493 00:33:09,433 --> 00:33:13,066 - Did you have an accident? - Tiny problem, not bad. 494 00:33:13,277 --> 00:33:14,868 Goodbye. 495 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:29,142 - The was packed hard. - Looks like. 496 00:33:31,024 --> 00:33:35,369 Sweet, NEN buy you 'comb and make me a latte. 497 00:33:35,569 --> 00:33:38,372 I beg your pardon? Do you have a problem? A little more respect. 498 00:33:38,572 --> 00:33:40,754 Keep your mouth shut. Be quiet. 499 00:33:40,994 --> 00:33:43,216 Go away. 500 00:33:44,047 --> 00:33:48,302 And you with the stupid fly, show me what a jerk you are. 501 00:33:48,472 --> 00:33:51,525 Bravo. 502 00:33:53,357 --> 00:33:55,078 Hello, Jeanne, uh ... 503 00:33:56,109 --> 00:33:58,962 Uh ... The boss is waiting for you in the office. 504 00:33:59,202 --> 00:34:02,336 Because of his mother, her does not get any better. 505 00:34:05,339 --> 00:34:08,392 - This means? - She died, Jeanne. 506 00:34:10,644 --> 00:34:15,399 I have brought out the documents, it is not too complicated. 507 00:34:15,609 --> 00:34:19,202 It is important that we pass the building to the 4th. 508 00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:22,796 Otherwise we are at the end. So done .... 509 00:34:24,127 --> 00:34:27,511 - We can not give up now. - Good day, sir. 510 00:34:27,671 --> 00:34:30,273 - My condolences. - Yes, good afternoon, Jeanne. You're welcome. 511 00:34:31,264 --> 00:34:34,187 Jeanne represent me, oversees everything. With you. 512 00:34:34,478 --> 00:34:36,650 You will be a good team. 513 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,492 - No. - Please do not. 514 00:34:38,742 --> 00:34:41,034 - Not at all. - We are not. 515 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,916 Can you stop that? 516 00:34:43,076 --> 00:34:45,208 - Rather not. - I like working with Jacques. 517 00:34:45,499 --> 00:34:48,602 - Jacques does it with. - He knows where it's at. 518 00:34:48,802 --> 00:34:50,053 - No. - But. 519 00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:52,726 But Jacques does not know the project. 520 00:34:52,976 --> 00:34:55,859 Jeanne has made the designs and plans. 521 00:34:56,109 --> 00:35:00,163 But Jacques ... He still has a lot more practical experience. 522 00:35:00,444 --> 00:35:03,877 - I'm sitting in the office but only ... - She's a office mouse. 523 00:35:04,117 --> 00:35:05,549 - Jacques ... - Ja ... 524 00:35:05,789 --> 00:35:08,722 That's enough! Stop it, now! 525 00:35:09,513 --> 00:35:12,135 There you are. Get up and shake hands. 526 00:35:12,265 --> 00:35:14,187 And you work together. 527 00:35:14,478 --> 00:35:16,780 Get up now. 528 00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:19,703 Give yourself a hand. 529 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:24,718 - There you are. Thank you. - So okay. 530 00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,920 Pardon. 531 00:35:28,342 --> 00:35:30,213 - I'm sorry. - Jeanne? 532 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:33,307 - You can do it with ease. - Nice from you. 533 00:35:46,159 --> 00:35:48,342 What else are you okay? 534 00:35:48,502 --> 00:35:50,133 - And. - And? 535 00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:53,016 Oh Jeanne, I do not bite so. 536 00:35:53,266 --> 00:35:55,859 I just wonder, I do not know, you look so ... 537 00:35:56,099 --> 00:35:58,322 - Strange. - Who I? How so? 538 00:35:58,522 --> 00:36:00,524 I am in top form. Everything great. 539 00:36:00,774 --> 00:36:03,787 I see. I just had a feeling. 540 00:36:03,947 --> 00:36:05,669 Uh, so ... 541 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:10,924 Because I had 'ne question, as asshole. Because of the numbers. 542 00:36:11,084 --> 00:36:15,188 For the meeting tomorrow. What is about the amount? 543 00:36:15,469 --> 00:36:17,941 - It is a surprise. - Understand. 544 00:36:18,642 --> 00:36:21,114 In life there is a lack of surprises. 545 00:36:21,275 --> 00:36:24,077 And surprises are important, so ... 546 00:36:24,908 --> 00:36:28,342 La, la, la ... Stay tuned. 547 00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:36,930 - Sweetheart, what's up? - "My sweetheart"... 548 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,652 Unbelievable. 549 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:41,325 That must wait. I can not at the moment. 550 00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:43,367 - Is bad. - "It will have to wait" ... 551 00:36:43,657 --> 00:36:45,789 We speak later if ... 552 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,041 I'm not... 553 00:36:51,755 --> 00:36:54,508 Has almost ... almost killed us. 554 00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:58,312 Such a stupid asshole! 555 00:36:58,522 --> 00:37:00,644 - Stay here! - nerve! 556 00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:03,106 - Do not get out. - asshole! 557 00:37:03,277 --> 00:37:05,158 Switching kindly one your brain! 558 00:37:05,409 --> 00:37:07,831 - Or ride Metro! - Jeanne, all right. 559 00:37:08,081 --> 00:37:10,123 - Is that clear? - Nothing happens. 560 00:37:11,335 --> 00:37:12,506 Excuse me. 561 00:37:12,756 --> 00:37:15,389 - I am sorry. - She behaves strangely. 562 00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:17,311 - Not meant seriously. - Yes. 563 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,185 Everything okay? I could not possibly know. 564 00:37:22,316 --> 00:37:24,538 Ah ... Jeanne, Jeanne. 565 00:37:25,158 --> 00:37:27,781 - You know, what we do from now? - No. 566 00:37:28,031 --> 00:37:32,005 keep safe distance. As if we were surrounded by barbed wire. 567 00:37:32,205 --> 00:37:34,007 All around. 568 00:37:34,257 --> 00:37:35,979 - You see him? - Roger that. 569 00:37:38,051 --> 00:37:39,933 - Oh, oh, oh... - Ja? 570 00:37:40,434 --> 00:37:43,277 We ... we ... 571 00:37:43,437 --> 00:37:47,200 There is a sewage problem. We need to replace pipes. 572 00:37:47,361 --> 00:37:49,122 - Are you kidding? - So... 573 00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:51,465 - The decrease was three days ago. - I ... 574 00:37:51,705 --> 00:37:55,719 - The chief jumped off, we toil all. - So, if I ... 575 00:37:55,879 --> 00:37:58,732 - Misfortunes never come singly. - If I... 576 00:37:58,892 --> 00:38:01,485 - What now? - How should I know? 577 00:38:01,685 --> 00:38:04,658 - This damage occurs so suddenly. - May I... 578 00:38:04,898 --> 00:38:06,870 - Beautiful assistance. - Not my problem. 579 00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:08,872 "Was nun? Was nun?" 580 00:38:10,203 --> 00:38:13,126 Perhaps you would listen to me. 581 00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:15,969 According to me. We are listening. 582 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:20,684 I wanted to say it was already all taken into account. 583 00:38:20,894 --> 00:38:23,817 I have a safety margin provided. 584 00:38:24,017 --> 00:38:27,281 Ah, the amount you did not call. 585 00:38:27,441 --> 00:38:30,954 - As I said, a surprise. - Ah right. 586 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,589 Hey, hey, hey! 587 00:38:35,839 --> 00:38:39,313 What about the safety distance, the barbed wire? 588 00:38:39,513 --> 00:38:42,235 In theory, I should be pierced. 589 00:38:42,436 --> 00:38:45,609 What's the matter with you? You have it certainly difficult. 590 00:38:46,269 --> 00:38:49,072 - I'm good. - But that will not do, no. 591 00:38:49,242 --> 00:38:53,086 No differences in front of the team. That's rule number one. 592 00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,128 Pardon if I repeat. 593 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,891 Now you make the estimate. 594 00:38:58,001 --> 00:39:01,224 - Are you crazy? But he's done! - Ah okay. 595 00:39:12,075 --> 00:39:15,959 Marcelle, Marcelle, Marcelle. Bekamst du meine SMS? 596 00:39:16,129 --> 00:39:19,383 - What do you do? - Can you now look after the children? 597 00:39:19,553 --> 00:39:21,775 - What? - I demand a lot from you, yes. 598 00:39:21,925 --> 00:39:23,777 I have to be sure to work. 599 00:39:23,937 --> 00:39:26,360 I'm not to blame. It is up to Pinpin. 600 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,953 He makes a totally crazy. What are you doing there? 601 00:39:30,113 --> 00:39:33,036 - Yes. You scared me. - Hot ... Thanks. 602 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:36,590 I have to go. Thank you, thank you. Goodbye. 603 00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,842 My sacrum is blocked. 604 00:39:39,092 --> 00:39:40,183 Hello. 605 00:39:43,427 --> 00:39:45,058 Do you see? 606 00:39:46,189 --> 00:39:48,862 So it's good when I bend. 607 00:39:48,982 --> 00:39:51,074 But then it goes no further. 608 00:39:53,287 --> 00:39:55,629 So it still goes well, but when I ... 609 00:40:00,714 --> 00:40:03,437 - The sees you yet. - That's not me. 610 00:40:03,557 --> 00:40:05,479 - You have to go. - This is Pinpin. 611 00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:08,111 You have to fuck. I've got one for you. 612 00:40:08,271 --> 00:40:11,325 - What did you tell? - That you 'ne Transe are. 613 00:40:11,445 --> 00:40:14,117 - A transvestite? - Excuse me, so ... 614 00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:16,910 You're acting just like a man. 615 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,882 - I'm not a guy! - Sch. 616 00:40:20,884 --> 00:40:22,556 All right? 617 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:26,269 I am caring mother ... with male gender. 618 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:28,282 - A big difference. - Yes. 619 00:40:28,432 --> 00:40:31,194 - Do the so tight outfits wear? - Stop it. 620 00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:10,434 Sorry sir. 621 00:41:11,855 --> 00:41:13,236 My God! 622 00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:15,369 Jeanne? 623 00:41:18,332 --> 00:41:20,003 Jeanne, I ... 624 00:41:20,253 --> 00:41:21,965 Damn, oh no! 625 00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:26,099 Another one? 626 00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:29,182 - Want another one? - Uh ... Yes. 627 00:41:33,236 --> 00:41:35,238 This is really crazy. 628 00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:36,950 Joe, Joe... 629 00:41:38,071 --> 00:41:40,424 Nobody knows. Can I trust you? 630 00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:44,588 Yes, I am silent as the grave. I would never tell. 631 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:48,231 It would anyway not believe. 632 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:54,147 I also have a secret. 633 00:41:55,108 --> 00:41:56,360 - Oh yes? - Yes. 634 00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:59,493 Yes, but ... It's not as big as ... 635 00:41:59,663 --> 00:42:02,716 as your secret, but ... 636 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:06,019 I'm still virgin. 637 00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:08,812 Wow. 638 00:42:09,473 --> 00:42:11,445 - I know. - Excuse me. 639 00:42:11,605 --> 00:42:15,329 I'm sure I'm the only one from all the staff. 640 00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:22,716 But no. I do not quite mean .... 641 00:42:23,337 --> 00:42:26,430 I have been ... well never done it. 642 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:30,854 - Pinpin So hat's never done before. - Ah, ah like that. 643 00:42:31,094 --> 00:42:32,976 I am a mother and virgin. 644 00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:35,108 - Half virgin. - Well ... 645 00:42:35,268 --> 00:42:40,003 That makes half virgins in operation. This increases the statistics. 646 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:48,722 - Jeanne, was... - Hm? 647 00:42:48,972 --> 00:42:50,314 And? 648 00:42:50,474 --> 00:42:52,346 - Do you think we ... - No. 649 00:42:52,516 --> 00:42:55,569 - we both thought not of the same? - No. 650 00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:59,162 - Maybe yes. 651 00:42:59,993 --> 00:43:02,336 - Oh, and. And. - Oh, and. 652 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:05,959 And if I do not bring it? Maybe I'm bad. 653 00:43:06,129 --> 00:43:09,182 - I do not know how to do it. - I'm equally bad way. 654 00:43:09,303 --> 00:43:11,435 - So? - So ... we do it. 655 00:43:17,571 --> 00:43:19,573 I'm sorry, oh dear. 656 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:22,245 I do not know what he has. I'm sorry. 657 00:43:22,656 --> 00:43:24,788 Oh, excuse me. 658 00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:29,803 - Maybe I did not like Pinpin. - No, definitely not. 659 00:43:30,093 --> 00:43:32,316 Wait, I'll be right back. 660 00:43:32,556 --> 00:43:34,528 Sure I slept. 661 00:43:34,688 --> 00:43:37,281 What should I do otherwise? Wait a second. 662 00:43:37,441 --> 00:43:39,663 Second. 663 00:43:40,444 --> 00:43:42,796 Do not be to the act fixed. 664 00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:46,470 - Your head is connected to Pinpin. - Is not he. 665 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:51,014 If you run a marathon and think about 42 km, 666 00:43:51,174 --> 00:43:53,427 You are done, in the end, dead, ko 667 00:43:53,597 --> 00:43:56,850 Focus on the steps. Step by step, right? 668 00:43:57,060 --> 00:44:00,243 I am doing, but he does not obey. Do you understand? 669 00:44:00,484 --> 00:44:03,747 Pinpin not the problem, but your head. 670 00:44:03,997 --> 00:44:08,672 I think he ... is under enormous pressure, so it fails. 671 00:44:08,922 --> 00:44:11,975 Her head. Think of the chalet, the woman. 672 00:44:12,215 --> 00:44:13,767 The high boots. 673 00:44:14,057 --> 00:44:15,849 The animal fur. 674 00:44:16,139 --> 00:44:19,192 Wait Ch?ie. It's not how you think. 675 00:44:21,615 --> 00:44:23,577 Joe? 676 00:44:24,538 --> 00:44:27,631 - Have you ever walked Marathon? - Uh, no. 677 00:44:29,423 --> 00:44:32,426 Introduce yourself... 678 00:44:33,256 --> 00:44:34,758 A chalet. 679 00:44:38,141 --> 00:44:39,823 And then... 680 00:44:58,472 --> 00:45:00,023 Many Thanks! 681 00:45:00,183 --> 00:45:03,987 Thank you, thank you. Incredible what you've done for me. 682 00:45:04,157 --> 00:45:05,999 Not worth talking about. 683 00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:07,751 But times say ... 684 00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:13,016 How you found my rhythm? Were you satisfied? 685 00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:15,178 The main thing we have done it. 686 00:45:15,339 --> 00:45:17,220 Yes, but how did you think ... 687 00:45:17,641 --> 00:45:19,443 the pace and ... 688 00:45:20,103 --> 00:45:22,486 the movement and everything was ... 689 00:45:22,736 --> 00:45:26,740 - I'm not a virgin, I ... - Okay, darling. 690 00:45:27,661 --> 00:45:29,833 - I ... - There you liked. 691 00:45:30,544 --> 00:45:32,466 It's crazy, completely crazy. 692 00:45:32,626 --> 00:45:35,309 It is believed that some things will never happen. 693 00:45:35,469 --> 00:45:38,602 And then so what. It was as if I were in prison. 694 00:45:38,762 --> 00:45:41,695 When I would serve a sentence forever. 695 00:45:41,815 --> 00:45:44,288 Absolutely innocent. Life imprisonment. 696 00:45:44,448 --> 00:45:47,040 And now, Jeanne ... The madness. 697 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,923 Now I can say. 698 00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:53,216 Um ... Jeanne? 699 00:46:13,797 --> 00:46:15,969 Wow, your mother is beautiful. 700 00:46:16,169 --> 00:46:18,352 Oh, you have well said. 701 00:46:20,394 --> 00:46:22,766 - You look really great. - Do you find? 702 00:46:23,897 --> 00:46:25,649 Mom, we're late! 703 00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:29,953 - Hopps. - You can not wear them yet. 704 00:46:30,243 --> 00:46:32,165 I always eat my spinach. 705 00:46:32,326 --> 00:46:35,709 - I have no teeth cleaned. - You have not signed. 706 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,761 We have no school bread. 707 00:46:38,011 --> 00:46:40,143 Everything goes down the drain. 708 00:46:40,304 --> 00:46:42,105 Get up. 709 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:50,454 So. Now I wish you much fun in school. 710 00:46:51,325 --> 00:46:54,588 - When you go to the seaside? - I want one, too. 711 00:46:54,748 --> 00:46:57,851 - What makes you think that? - Mom, do not cry. 712 00:46:58,011 --> 00:47:01,565 But Dad is flying Christmas with us to Costa Rica. 713 00:47:04,648 --> 00:47:08,151 Just to talk in peace about the children, without stress. 714 00:47:08,322 --> 00:47:10,794 Promised. That's great. 715 00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,916 Kisses, until tonight. 716 00:47:13,116 --> 00:47:16,670 He takes away the children away, and you say "kiss"? 717 00:47:17,541 --> 00:47:19,843 Do not worry. Do not worry! 718 00:47:20,133 --> 00:47:21,975 I understand only station. 719 00:47:22,265 --> 00:47:25,319 - Still a nice day! - You too! 720 00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:27,361 Look, here comes ... Oh. 721 00:47:27,981 --> 00:47:30,083 Good day. Good day. 722 00:47:32,366 --> 00:47:35,379 Good day. Hello everybody. 723 00:47:36,249 --> 00:47:38,502 Hello, Merlin. 724 00:47:38,672 --> 00:47:40,554 Ready for the meeting? 725 00:47:40,804 --> 00:47:44,358 Um, I'm ready. Are you probably good again. 726 00:47:44,518 --> 00:47:47,190 - Yes, I'm in shape. In top form. - Jeanne. 727 00:47:47,351 --> 00:47:50,233 We have to work Christmas. No choice. 728 00:47:50,484 --> 00:47:52,746 No problem, I have taken into account. 729 00:47:52,866 --> 00:47:55,499 - Hey, your helmet. - Ah yes, the helmet. Clear. 730 00:47:55,659 --> 00:47:58,632 We need the solar modules. When will they come? 731 00:47:58,752 --> 00:48:02,225 We better ask Merlin. 732 00:48:02,386 --> 00:48:05,389 - Uh, Merlin? - I was not listening, but yes. 733 00:48:05,599 --> 00:48:08,201 - Ja was? - Ja... was? 734 00:48:08,352 --> 00:48:10,984 - When the solar panels come from? - Understand. 735 00:48:11,194 --> 00:48:12,866 The coming end of the week. 736 00:48:13,116 --> 00:48:15,589 - Perfect. Fits exactly. - Wonderful. 737 00:48:15,749 --> 00:48:18,722 - Okay. - They are there. The customer, Jeanne. 738 00:48:18,962 --> 00:48:21,385 My dear friends... 739 00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:28,902 How are you today us? Welcome to the site. 740 00:48:29,102 --> 00:48:30,824 - Good day, sir. - Good day. 741 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:32,826 - Good day. - Good day. 742 00:48:33,026 --> 00:48:35,409 Good day. Oh, firm handshake. 743 00:48:35,659 --> 00:48:38,512 Good day ... Good day, madame. 744 00:48:38,712 --> 00:48:41,305 Very pleased. Oh how beautiful. 745 00:48:42,926 --> 00:48:45,679 Coffee and cookies waiting in there for you. 746 00:48:45,929 --> 00:48:48,101 Let's go inside. 747 00:48:50,233 --> 00:48:52,536 Come here, Merlin. Merlin. 748 00:48:52,776 --> 00:48:56,540 Attention barbed wire. I remember my rules in no time. 749 00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,173 You can safely recommend a romantic restaurant me? 750 00:49:00,414 --> 00:49:02,095 - No. - No? 751 00:49:02,255 --> 00:49:05,849 I only know hooker bars, like all assholes. 752 00:49:07,721 --> 00:49:09,653 Monsieur, two, please. 753 00:49:11,234 --> 00:49:12,906 Is not bad. 754 00:49:13,026 --> 00:49:15,529 I have, is also important New Year's Eve. 755 00:49:15,699 --> 00:49:18,372 Next year we turn it over, huh? 756 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,083 Everything great. 757 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:22,045 And, um ... 758 00:49:24,468 --> 00:49:26,350 Your girlfriend? How is she? 759 00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:29,613 Oh, very good, yes. Super, so ... 760 00:49:30,273 --> 00:49:33,947 - A little tired certainly? - But that's quite normal. 761 00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:36,330 Clearly this is normal, what do you think? 762 00:49:36,530 --> 00:49:38,582 I have behind me. 763 00:49:38,742 --> 00:49:41,044 Twice, as you know. 764 00:49:41,204 --> 00:49:43,176 All the time the baby ... 765 00:49:43,337 --> 00:49:46,720 Breastfeeding, changing diapers, breastfeeding, changing diapers ... 766 00:49:46,890 --> 00:49:48,512 But where are you? 767 00:49:49,683 --> 00:49:51,935 Who cares about you? 768 00:49:55,489 --> 00:49:57,080 Hm? 769 00:49:58,912 --> 00:50:00,504 Jeanne... 770 00:50:00,744 --> 00:50:02,846 - Anton ... - What are you doing? 771 00:50:03,006 --> 00:50:06,930 Do not play shy. I like to meet you. 772 00:50:09,092 --> 00:50:11,565 You want it too, sweetheart. 773 00:50:25,919 --> 00:50:28,802 You are so strong. Good... 774 00:50:29,052 --> 00:50:30,854 Take a seat. 775 00:50:31,014 --> 00:50:32,896 And listen carefully. 776 00:50:34,398 --> 00:50:38,201 You know, when I told you I had changed ... 777 00:50:39,363 --> 00:50:42,125 Since I have the really serious. 778 00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:45,218 - Do you want to see? - Yes. 779 00:50:45,499 --> 00:50:48,682 - Ja? - Ja, Jeanne. Na the. 780 00:50:52,806 --> 00:50:54,408 Oh, and ... 781 00:50:56,570 --> 00:50:58,992 Is something wrong? 782 00:51:00,454 --> 00:51:02,666 Do you have a headache? 783 00:51:02,826 --> 00:51:06,430 I take the champagne. This is probably too much for you. 784 00:51:06,590 --> 00:51:08,051 Move out. 785 00:51:08,261 --> 00:51:10,724 - You want to see more? - Yes. 786 00:51:10,884 --> 00:51:13,397 - Get dressed further. - No, Anton. 787 00:51:13,557 --> 00:51:15,989 You have to ask a lot friendlier. 788 00:51:16,189 --> 00:51:18,161 - Bitte, Joan, Cherie. - Ja? 789 00:51:18,442 --> 00:51:21,455 - Please Strip. - Good boy, so good. 790 00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:24,418 - Sure, you want me to see? - Oh yeah. 791 00:51:24,668 --> 00:51:27,010 - Then beg. - Oh please. 792 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,973 You're close. Want to really see it? 793 00:51:30,634 --> 00:51:32,636 And now say hello to Pinpin. 794 00:51:40,614 --> 00:51:42,245 Yes, yes, yes. 795 00:51:45,078 --> 00:51:47,130 Here. 796 00:52:03,497 --> 00:52:07,170 After 18 years together, you surprise me yet. 797 00:52:07,331 --> 00:52:10,263 You're so generous and open to everything. 798 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:13,637 In short, what a mad night. 799 00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:21,655 We deserved a proper farewell, right? 800 00:52:21,825 --> 00:52:25,299 Thank you. Jeanne, your ex. 801 00:52:26,450 --> 00:52:28,422 - Nice day. - Incredible. 802 00:52:28,672 --> 00:52:31,595 These are your androgen and testosterone levels. 803 00:52:31,845 --> 00:52:35,649 The male hormone, 35 nanomoles. Amazingly, really. 804 00:52:35,809 --> 00:52:38,562 These are your ?stregen- and progesterone levels. 805 00:52:38,732 --> 00:52:41,114 The female, right? 315 pg. 806 00:52:41,234 --> 00:52:44,237 This is overwhelming, explode the values. 807 00:52:44,448 --> 00:52:47,000 This means that you are like a teenager. 808 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,503 But both in one. 809 00:52:49,753 --> 00:52:53,557 So really, this is really a case for textbook. 810 00:52:53,797 --> 00:52:57,020 Did you notice more changes? 811 00:52:57,270 --> 00:53:00,694 I am very muscular. And like I said. 812 00:53:01,275 --> 00:53:04,408 I'm so glad, so that Pinpin ... 813 00:53:04,618 --> 00:53:08,171 I could immediately. Too cool to have a tail. 814 00:53:08,412 --> 00:53:12,015 Please not so vulgar. we remain scientifically. 815 00:53:12,175 --> 00:53:15,349 I did research and found a case like yours. 816 00:53:15,549 --> 00:53:17,481 - For real? - In the 16th century. 817 00:53:17,641 --> 00:53:19,523 A peasant girl named Marie. 818 00:53:19,773 --> 00:53:23,156 One day she guards her pigs. Running away. 819 00:53:23,317 --> 00:53:26,169 She runs after them. She runs and runs. 820 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,502 She wants to jump over a ditch. 821 00:53:28,662 --> 00:53:32,516 She takes off, jumping in the air, doing a balancing act ... 822 00:53:32,666 --> 00:53:34,768 On landing, boom. As. 823 00:53:35,339 --> 00:53:37,020 - So? - Little Marie. 824 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:39,563 Except for the pigs and the balancing act. 825 00:53:39,763 --> 00:53:42,946 This is strictly scientific, by Ambroise Par? 826 00:53:43,186 --> 00:53:47,571 He's anatomy expert. He dissected corpses against church will. 827 00:53:47,701 --> 00:53:52,336 An outstanding pioneer, a forerunner of today's medicine. 828 00:53:52,506 --> 00:53:55,599 Is Maries thing eventually leave? 829 00:53:55,839 --> 00:53:59,773 She tied her breasts down, wore pants and called itself Jermain. 830 00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:01,905 You forgot she was even Mrs. 831 00:54:02,065 --> 00:54:05,739 They also had a beard, like Conchita Wurst. 832 00:54:05,899 --> 00:54:07,951 - You, incidentally, not yet. - No. 833 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,163 - maybe Come up. - Please do not. 834 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:14,558 You always have to do more research. Often we only think they know something. 835 00:54:14,708 --> 00:54:19,222 We do not know anything, just believe it. And suddenly someone like you shows up. 836 00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:23,777 Roll up to the gender issue. I think my thesis. 837 00:54:23,977 --> 00:54:26,910 The theses about bisexuality ... 838 00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:29,873 I will ... I'm still wondering about. 839 00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:33,507 - Are you all right? - Fine. I do not sleep. 840 00:54:33,747 --> 00:54:35,048 - Finished. - But... 841 00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:39,763 A colleague you have to make. A specialist in genetic disorders. 842 00:54:40,013 --> 00:54:43,016 For science. Your case is symbolic. 843 00:54:43,266 --> 00:54:45,779 No. No one should know about it. 844 00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:49,252 Clear? A mother with tail, that's embarrassing. 845 00:54:49,493 --> 00:54:52,836 Do not say "tail". Tell us what else. 846 00:54:52,996 --> 00:54:56,350 There are better expressions. Should I list them? 847 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,722 - Think? - Maybe. 848 00:54:58,882 --> 00:55:01,895 - Think about and we'll talk again. - Clear. 849 00:55:02,095 --> 00:55:03,357 Promised. 850 00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:07,451 And hop, little angel. 851 00:55:07,651 --> 00:55:11,254 Yes, come in. Ah, Daddy's here. Come in, come in. 852 00:55:11,405 --> 00:55:14,167 Goes briefly into your room. We need to talk briefly. 853 00:55:14,328 --> 00:55:16,800 - But do not forget anything. - I've got a list. 854 00:55:17,050 --> 00:55:20,724 - Come in. Make yourself at home. - Is good. 855 00:55:20,974 --> 00:55:22,596 Hello. 856 00:55:22,846 --> 00:55:25,449 - How are you? - I'll get the kids. 857 00:55:25,649 --> 00:55:27,871 Do not worry, they are the same. 858 00:55:28,111 --> 00:55:30,364 - Children, are you from? - Are right there. 859 00:55:30,654 --> 00:55:33,287 I can cancel the tickets of the children. 860 00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:37,791 You will not be reimbursed, but that's not bad, so ... 861 00:55:38,802 --> 00:55:40,924 Will you, I'll bring it tomorrow. 862 00:55:41,134 --> 00:55:45,018 I'm not saying their trip a day from before. They look forward to that. 863 00:55:45,188 --> 00:55:47,281 - That would be cruel. - As you wish. 864 00:55:47,441 --> 00:55:49,413 I celebrate Christmas alone. 865 00:55:49,573 --> 00:55:51,114 Sometimes beautiful. 866 00:55:53,787 --> 00:55:55,379 Come on, kids! 867 00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:58,041 You do not hear so good on you. 868 00:55:58,292 --> 00:55:59,923 Children, please! 869 00:56:00,173 --> 00:56:02,556 No power, you're too soft. Come on. 870 00:56:02,846 --> 00:56:05,439 Come on, kids! 871 00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:09,192 Children, if you do not at three here are ... 872 00:56:09,363 --> 00:56:11,575 - Mummy! - Come, my sweet. 873 00:56:11,775 --> 00:56:13,957 You are the greatest. I like you. 874 00:56:14,197 --> 00:56:16,460 You will miss you very doll. 875 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,133 Do not forget: Santa Claus comes to ... 876 00:56:20,384 --> 00:56:21,975 - Mummy. - I agree. 877 00:56:22,095 --> 00:56:23,807 Have fun. 878 00:56:24,017 --> 00:56:27,771 - Come on. Happy Holidays. - See you, Dad ... uh, Mama. 879 00:56:27,941 --> 00:56:29,533 Hello you two. 880 00:56:29,813 --> 00:56:32,916 - Dad, we go to the sea? - Juhu! 881 00:56:35,909 --> 00:56:38,842 - That could perhaps because the rear. - Okay. 882 00:56:39,082 --> 00:56:40,804 - Bruno, helmet on. - Man... 883 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,363 Well, keep it up, it rolls out. Roll out. 884 00:56:49,563 --> 00:56:52,286 Continue until the end! Yes, that's good. 885 00:56:52,486 --> 00:56:54,868 Merlin ... Oje, pole, pole. 886 00:56:56,830 --> 00:57:00,173 Great. Madness. Well done. 887 00:57:00,294 --> 00:57:03,637 Bravo, wa ... What must that needs. 888 00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:09,483 Los admits the Sauhaufen on here. Immediately. Okay, folks. 889 00:57:27,931 --> 00:57:29,483 - Jeanne! - Yes immediately. 890 00:57:47,761 --> 00:57:49,863 Jeanne? 891 00:57:51,024 --> 00:57:53,447 - What's wrong now? - What? Nothing. 892 00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:57,671 - I thought you're not a man? - I'm not a man, I ... 893 00:57:57,871 --> 00:58:00,664 That one ... just ... a new look. 894 00:58:01,665 --> 00:58:05,349 You want to come across as a man to faster ... 895 00:58:05,589 --> 00:58:08,191 Oh no. It has nothing to do with it. 896 00:58:08,342 --> 00:58:10,564 I think that's ... smart. 897 00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:14,488 - As long as you do not want to fuck me. - That was the joint. 898 00:58:14,688 --> 00:58:16,870 - interpretive nothing pure. - No matter. 899 00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:19,373 You imitating your father, I see. 900 00:58:19,573 --> 00:58:22,175 - We are no longer in the 50s. - As? 901 00:58:22,376 --> 00:58:25,299 You want to be a man? Pull the stick out of your ass. 902 00:58:25,549 --> 00:58:27,721 You standing there. No. 903 00:58:28,802 --> 00:58:31,605 - The tie does not go. - This has seriously. 904 00:58:31,895 --> 00:58:33,617 No. 905 00:58:34,898 --> 00:58:36,650 - So? - unbutton shirt. 906 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:39,072 - But I have no hair. - So what? 907 00:58:39,323 --> 00:58:41,925 - There are also hairless men. - Right. 908 00:58:42,075 --> 00:58:43,627 - Yeah, right. - Wait... 909 00:58:48,422 --> 00:58:50,354 - pull 'nen of sweater. - Which? 910 00:58:50,514 --> 00:58:53,517 - With turtleneck, what do I know? - Okay. 911 00:58:56,860 --> 00:59:00,414 No. The outfit is not the problem, you're female. 912 00:59:00,654 --> 00:59:02,085 For real? 913 00:59:02,326 --> 00:59:05,589 Why you stretch out your butt? Are you Beyonc? 914 00:59:05,879 --> 00:59:09,012 Standing to give yourself male. Much better. 915 00:59:09,222 --> 00:59:10,764 Oh Mann... 916 00:59:12,095 --> 00:59:16,149 Your first steps on Mars. How wicked is that? 917 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,071 - We call you Jean. - Jean ... 918 00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:21,325 Jeanne, Jean, almost the same. Sounds male. 919 00:59:21,495 --> 00:59:24,418 We women are always there so shy. 920 00:59:24,578 --> 00:59:28,302 We act quietly and are always afraid of offending. 921 00:59:28,462 --> 00:59:31,014 And we say, "Yes, I like to help." 922 00:59:31,174 --> 00:59:36,410 The men on the other hand ... the men take their time to sit with legs apart. 923 00:59:36,610 --> 00:59:41,164 They run vulgar and shit on everything that happens around them. 924 00:59:41,325 --> 00:59:44,247 How so? They think the world belongs to them. 925 00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:49,092 Look at Adam. That is a man. Pure testosterone. 926 00:59:49,303 --> 00:59:52,806 Thinking "male potent, potent". 927 00:59:53,016 --> 00:59:54,638 Excuse me. 928 00:59:55,389 --> 00:59:58,692 - The tail makes the man, huh? - Or not. 929 01:00:01,735 --> 01:00:03,367 That makes... 930 01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:06,830 - Let's talk about it? - Hm? 931 01:00:07,461 --> 01:00:10,093 - About what? - Let's make a clean sweep. 932 01:00:10,344 --> 01:00:12,306 - What? - There you are charged yet. 933 01:00:12,466 --> 01:00:15,148 But ... charged me nothing. Why? 934 01:00:15,389 --> 01:00:18,902 The seminar, remember? A fiasco. we talk about it? 935 01:00:19,062 --> 01:00:20,994 - Oh, that. - Yes, exactly. 936 01:00:21,234 --> 01:00:23,837 No, no, I assure you ... 937 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:25,539 - What? - No problem. 938 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:29,463 I see how you scramble up as if we were competitors. 939 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:32,346 I do not compete with you, with anyone. 940 01:00:32,506 --> 01:00:34,308 - I'm just competent. - Right. 941 01:00:34,558 --> 01:00:37,861 They are your husband at the office and on site. All over. 942 01:00:38,141 --> 01:00:40,444 You can manage anywhere. 943 01:00:40,694 --> 01:00:44,167 Oh, I am for you just an asshole, I know. 944 01:00:44,328 --> 01:00:46,370 I'm sorry, I was lousy. 945 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,503 That is no reason to exaggerate. 946 01:00:49,673 --> 01:00:53,557 And in view of our little story ... 947 01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:56,219 Obviously I was a zero. 948 01:00:56,470 --> 01:00:58,732 What did I do wrong? 949 01:00:58,932 --> 01:01:01,535 I interrupt you prefer the same. 950 01:01:01,735 --> 01:01:05,158 I can not remember anything. The total blackout. 951 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:09,333 - I am sorry. I was pathetic. - No no no... 952 01:01:09,463 --> 01:01:12,586 - No track record like you. - track record? 953 01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:20,574 - Merlin ... Now that everything is clear. - Yes? 954 01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:23,367 - You betrayed your tricks in women? - What? 955 01:01:23,527 --> 01:01:26,500 - I mean, how you get them around? - Jeanne ... 956 01:01:41,985 --> 01:01:43,407 - No. - Hm? 957 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:45,659 I have no tricks. 958 01:01:45,909 --> 01:01:48,282 And I get it either, "rum". 959 01:01:48,532 --> 01:01:50,634 - It's good. - No way, no tricks. 960 01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:53,136 Of course, who believe it, will be saved. 961 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,300 - I do not come over. - Let us... 962 01:01:56,430 --> 01:01:58,352 Jeanne... 963 01:01:58,512 --> 01:02:01,775 Please stop with the barbed-nonsense. 964 01:02:14,338 --> 01:02:17,341 Madame, you do not want to get off? 965 01:03:18,802 --> 01:03:20,394 Tag. 966 01:03:20,514 --> 01:03:23,817 - Jeanne, I have a helmet for you. - Thank you. 967 01:03:23,977 --> 01:03:26,820 What should I do with a 3-meter crane? 968 01:03:27,110 --> 01:03:29,863 I need 15 m. What should I do with three meters? 969 01:03:30,153 --> 01:03:31,375 Hi guys! 970 01:03:31,535 --> 01:03:34,668 If he is not there tomorrow, you will hear from my lawyer. 971 01:03:34,828 --> 01:03:37,180 - Oh ... - Oh, hi. 972 01:03:37,341 --> 01:03:39,463 What is? Again the Stach ... 973 01:03:39,633 --> 01:03:41,014 Hello, Jeanne! 974 01:03:41,305 --> 01:03:44,938 - I'm waiting for 20 minutes. - There they are. 975 01:03:45,148 --> 01:03:48,402 For 20 minutes I hear me on hold! 976 01:03:49,323 --> 01:03:51,325 I need immediately the crane. 977 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:54,498 Attention! 978 01:03:55,329 --> 01:03:56,750 Disappears! 979 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,502 Attention! 980 01:04:05,389 --> 01:04:06,900 All good? 981 01:04:07,941 --> 01:04:10,414 we want ... name terms? 982 01:04:10,654 --> 01:04:12,245 Hm? 983 01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:19,793 Wow. 984 01:04:20,043 --> 01:04:22,145 - Taipans, Jeanne! - Bravo! 985 01:04:27,190 --> 01:04:31,825 have continued to research and patience. I've been doing progress. 986 01:04:32,025 --> 01:04:34,157 Maybe I can really fly. 987 01:04:34,408 --> 01:04:36,540 - Are you talking to yourself? - Hm? 988 01:04:37,461 --> 01:04:41,845 No, how come? Pardon, Jean-Paul, I'll call back. 989 01:04:42,926 --> 01:04:44,558 What's happening? 990 01:04:46,059 --> 01:04:47,691 I mutate. 991 01:04:59,002 --> 01:05:02,346 I have just said nothing, but thank you. For real. 992 01:05:02,586 --> 01:05:04,217 Is still normal. 993 01:05:05,509 --> 01:05:08,692 - Nothing to thank for. - You do not know it well, but ... 994 01:05:08,852 --> 01:05:11,194 I also have children. Would be terrible. 995 01:05:11,815 --> 01:05:14,197 All right, Superman. There's' a mother. 996 01:05:14,448 --> 01:05:16,790 Yes, yes, but they live apart. Helmet on. 997 01:05:16,990 --> 01:05:20,624 - What is her mother? - Is complicated. 998 01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:24,257 Helmet on. Has previously not been enough to you? 999 01:05:28,271 --> 01:05:31,525 The boss was right, we make a good team. 1000 01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:34,538 - 'n comic team. - Yes, but successful. 1001 01:05:34,778 --> 01:05:37,160 Though not in all areas. 1002 01:05:44,588 --> 01:05:46,470 You become more beautiful. 1003 01:05:47,551 --> 01:05:51,024 Pardon, pardon, forgiveness. Was not meant like that. 1004 01:05:51,275 --> 01:05:53,527 I meant just ... We're friends. 1005 01:05:53,697 --> 01:05:56,570 All right, we are friends, real friends. 1006 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,752 - Well, friends. - friends. 1007 01:06:00,414 --> 01:06:03,006 I think about circumcision. 1008 01:06:04,838 --> 01:06:07,471 Do not look so I do not have to pay attention. 1009 01:06:07,641 --> 01:06:10,564 I can feed what I want. I suppose to a single gram. 1010 01:06:10,724 --> 01:06:13,857 Uh-oh, I miss the kids, it's a nightmare. 1011 01:06:14,027 --> 01:06:16,159 Fortunately, I've Jean, when I'm sad. 1012 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:20,794 At night, I roam alone about, do not be afraid, shut your eyes open. 1013 01:06:20,954 --> 01:06:23,677 - I breathe through. - For this you need no tail. 1014 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:25,669 Fortunately, there's Merlin. 1015 01:06:25,919 --> 01:06:28,642 - That's really nice. - The asshole? 1016 01:06:28,802 --> 01:06:30,434 You're too strict. 1017 01:06:30,604 --> 01:06:33,777 - How's your friend? - That's my lover. 1018 01:06:33,937 --> 01:06:35,989 Cute, you flennst in "Bridget Jones" 1019 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:40,834 But the man whom you see every day, for 10 minutes, is just your lover? 1020 01:06:40,954 --> 01:06:45,178 It is my firm sex relationship. I cry because Bridget is so stupid. 1021 01:06:45,799 --> 01:06:47,801 Wait, I'll help you. 1022 01:06:49,763 --> 01:06:51,315 What are you doing? 1023 01:06:51,555 --> 01:06:52,936 - Still a? - Gladly. 1024 01:06:53,106 --> 01:06:54,398 Na gut. 1025 01:06:54,568 --> 01:06:56,159 - Something else? - No thanks. 1026 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,863 - Do not mention it, Mademoiselle. - Thank you very much. 1027 01:07:00,864 --> 01:07:02,916 She smiled at me. 1028 01:07:03,537 --> 01:07:04,918 I'm on it's. 1029 01:07:07,050 --> 01:07:10,724 Hey, at least apologize! So a full post. 1030 01:07:10,884 --> 01:07:12,436 - asshole. - What shoud that? 1031 01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:14,358 I can defend myself. 1032 01:07:14,518 --> 01:07:18,492 Women can carry water kids, shopping and school bags. 1033 01:07:18,652 --> 01:07:21,755 - Does testosterone amnesia? - Are you crazy? 1034 01:07:21,915 --> 01:07:24,758 's nice to help others. Do not be absurd. 1035 01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:27,681 I'm silly? Because I did not have a tail? 1036 01:07:27,801 --> 01:07:29,262 - Sch. - Oh let. 1037 01:07:29,463 --> 01:07:32,516 What is wrong with you? It's me, your friend. 1038 01:07:32,686 --> 01:07:35,689 - Not just any man. - Look at yourself times. 1039 01:07:35,939 --> 01:07:39,032 Soon you will see itself as such an asshole. 1040 01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:43,577 Sorry, I forgot that all men are assholes. 1041 01:07:43,747 --> 01:07:48,171 You have a guy away a child from whom he should never know. 1042 01:07:48,422 --> 01:07:50,974 That does not itch you, because men are shit. 1043 01:07:51,214 --> 01:07:54,348 But you have a son, right? What a bummer well. 1044 01:07:54,598 --> 01:07:58,282 but he did not explain to him once that all men are shit. 1045 01:07:58,482 --> 01:08:01,285 You are not a man. You are much worse. 1046 01:08:01,485 --> 01:08:04,538 Even worse than your ex! Voil? satisfied? 1047 01:08:04,788 --> 01:08:07,381 And believe me, that was a huge asshole! 1048 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:10,053 - Madame ... - Do not touch me! Out of the way! 1049 01:08:12,135 --> 01:08:14,107 I'm sorry, that hurts a lot. 1050 01:08:14,388 --> 01:08:16,139 I know, monsieur. 1051 01:08:16,310 --> 01:08:17,861 I'm sorry. 1052 01:08:18,101 --> 01:08:20,784 Hello. 1053 01:08:20,944 --> 01:08:22,666 They wanted to call me. 1054 01:08:22,826 --> 01:08:26,249 I had suggested to consult a specialist. 1055 01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:30,093 Merry Christmas, you and Pinpin. Goodbye. 1056 01:08:32,005 --> 01:08:34,728 Do not come without registration. Let me! 1057 01:08:34,888 --> 01:08:36,520 I love you. 1058 01:08:36,770 --> 01:08:40,113 - I've had enough of this crap! - Then cut it but off! 1059 01:08:40,864 --> 01:08:44,037 Merry Christmas, asshole! 1060 01:08:56,770 --> 01:09:00,113 My mother in law shot down the bird. 1061 01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:04,077 They stuck to 'nen Bart and did when she came down the chimney. 1062 01:09:04,237 --> 01:09:06,370 Jeanne. Happy Holiday. 1063 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:10,294 - The kids are freaked out. - Class. 1064 01:09:10,464 --> 01:09:12,806 - You have raged for joy. - Clear. 1065 01:09:12,966 --> 01:09:15,469 - unstoppable goods. - Great. 1066 01:09:15,639 --> 01:09:19,443 - How was your Christmas Eve? - I was alone, like an idiot. 1067 01:09:19,683 --> 01:09:21,565 - Honestly? - My wife is gone. 1068 01:09:21,735 --> 01:09:25,909 I see my children every second weekend and Christmas. 1069 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:29,002 - What only? - Why no joint custody? 1070 01:09:29,162 --> 01:09:32,045 I applied for it, but it was rejected. 1071 01:09:32,215 --> 01:09:33,807 Why? 1072 01:09:33,927 --> 01:09:37,731 My apartment is too small because I pay the my wife. 1073 01:09:37,851 --> 01:09:39,853 Why do you both pay? 1074 01:09:40,103 --> 01:09:42,696 I left her apartment and pay. 1075 01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:45,068 Is your ex-wife handicapped? 1076 01:09:47,281 --> 01:09:50,133 We men do not get right to the children. 1077 01:09:50,374 --> 01:09:53,477 If there is a man requires so. Believe me. 1078 01:09:53,627 --> 01:09:55,178 If he has money. 1079 01:09:55,389 --> 01:09:58,011 We can not afford any great attorneys. 1080 01:09:58,261 --> 01:10:01,865 When love is over, keeping it out or goes. 1081 01:10:02,025 --> 01:10:04,748 And who is going to dispense with the children. 1082 01:10:05,409 --> 01:10:07,581 I know what I'm talking about. 1083 01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:10,544 No wonder that men simulate. 1084 01:10:11,084 --> 01:10:12,676 - Pardon. - No problem. 1085 01:10:12,836 --> 01:10:14,638 - I'm sorry. - No problem. 1086 01:10:14,798 --> 01:10:16,720 Since when simulate men? 1087 01:10:16,930 --> 01:10:19,903 Since women are in power, boss. 1088 01:10:21,355 --> 01:10:25,329 Where is Merlin? Us it can work on the 25th, and he is not there? 1089 01:10:25,609 --> 01:10:28,362 - Did you see him? - No, boss! 1090 01:10:33,957 --> 01:10:36,310 THE WORLD IS CHANGING 1091 01:10:36,550 --> 01:10:38,392 Merlin. 1092 01:10:38,632 --> 01:10:41,935 - Where are you then? - Excuse me. 1093 01:10:42,185 --> 01:10:44,568 - Is what? Everyone is waiting for you. - No. 1094 01:10:44,818 --> 01:10:47,371 - I just ... I've stress. - What is? 1095 01:10:47,651 --> 01:10:50,534 - How so? - The babysitter is sick. 1096 01:10:50,784 --> 01:10:53,587 - What should I do? - Yes Dad. 1097 01:10:53,747 --> 01:10:55,879 Yes, daddy's here. 1098 01:10:56,089 --> 01:10:59,222 Take it easy, honey. Do not pull on the hair. 1099 01:10:59,473 --> 01:11:03,146 Papa brings you back, he has to work. Be good. 1100 01:11:03,397 --> 01:11:07,150 Behave, remains in the room. 1101 01:11:07,401 --> 01:11:09,653 Not so loud, plays quietly. 1102 01:11:09,863 --> 01:11:12,085 - Merlin? - Be nice. What? 1103 01:11:12,326 --> 01:11:14,678 I stay with them, we take turns. 1104 01:11:14,918 --> 01:11:18,422 Joint custody, okay? Children, this is Jeanne. 1105 01:11:18,672 --> 01:11:20,554 - Jeanne, my children. - Hello. 1106 01:11:20,804 --> 01:11:24,358 I'll stay with you, while Dad has his appointment. 1107 01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:27,491 Now you save me again life. 1108 01:11:27,781 --> 01:11:30,243 - Father? - Because a picnic is inside. What? 1109 01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:32,336 Who's the boss, you or them? 1110 01:11:32,616 --> 01:11:34,798 Boss is always Dad, but she also. 1111 01:11:35,038 --> 01:11:37,921 See you later. Do not fret, Jeanne you. 1112 01:11:38,051 --> 01:11:41,935 Which is great. See you later ... Oh, not better. 1113 01:11:42,175 --> 01:11:45,279 - Be nice, are you listening? - Where does it come from? 1114 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:47,821 - Did your father do that? - Yeah, right. 1115 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:49,663 What is in the bag? 1116 01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:53,036 - He forgot the brownies. - Bad? 1117 01:11:53,287 --> 01:11:55,759 - That we have baked today. - Pity. 1118 01:11:55,919 --> 01:11:58,091 - Papa baked with you? - Clear. 1119 01:12:03,937 --> 01:12:06,360 Merlin... Woah. 1120 01:12:08,612 --> 01:12:10,364 What do I do now? 1121 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,419 - How are you? - Hi, Jeanne. 1122 01:12:15,619 --> 01:12:19,222 I wanted to invite you to a glass to thank you. 1123 01:12:19,383 --> 01:12:20,974 Yes? Uh ... 1124 01:12:21,675 --> 01:12:25,359 - And who guards tonight the children? - Her mother. 1125 01:12:25,889 --> 01:12:29,323 Oh, I see, so if the mom is here today, then ... 1126 01:12:29,483 --> 01:12:31,735 - Then I'm like. - Well I am waiting. 1127 01:12:31,865 --> 01:12:33,487 Okay I... 1128 01:12:41,755 --> 01:12:43,357 Crap. 1129 01:12:44,518 --> 01:12:46,109 Damn it. 1130 01:12:53,076 --> 01:12:54,448 Miss? 1131 01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:08,692 - Health. - Hi, health. 1132 01:13:08,852 --> 01:13:11,405 - Currently, you're crazy. - And you blue. 1133 01:13:11,695 --> 01:13:13,066 Little... 1134 01:13:13,317 --> 01:13:15,749 - Uh ... Yes? - Tell me ... Hm? 1135 01:13:15,869 --> 01:13:17,421 Was? 1136 01:13:18,412 --> 01:13:20,133 Um ... you? 1137 01:13:21,254 --> 01:13:24,978 Why do not you live with his wife and children? 1138 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,444 - We're just separated. - But... 1139 01:13:30,604 --> 01:13:32,526 Oh ... That ... 1140 01:13:32,736 --> 01:13:35,709 - I did not know that. - you do not Could. 1141 01:13:35,949 --> 01:13:38,502 - And you? Do you have anyone? - Uh ... 1142 01:13:41,254 --> 01:13:44,638 Is currently 'a funny phase. No men. 1143 01:13:44,928 --> 01:13:48,352 If you say "no men", it means that you're bi? 1144 01:13:48,602 --> 01:13:51,154 - Oh no, definitely not. - You are totally ... 1145 01:13:51,395 --> 01:13:54,247 In any case, I'm straight total. 1146 01:13:54,488 --> 01:13:57,461 - Definitely? - A Straight. 1147 01:13:57,621 --> 01:13:59,843 - Thoroughly. - Thoroughly? 1148 01:13:59,993 --> 01:14:02,966 Oh, there go some. Two stools are free. 1149 01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:10,564 - Is not easy to approach women. - The you? 1150 01:14:10,854 --> 01:14:13,857 but you always say "my beautiful" and "treasure". 1151 01:14:14,107 --> 01:14:16,159 Do you know who I last ... 1152 01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:18,452 - No, how come? - That was you. 1153 01:14:30,854 --> 01:14:32,566 Oh, wait. No. 1154 01:14:32,856 --> 01:14:35,028 - Oh, no, sorry. I'm sorry. - No. 1155 01:14:35,188 --> 01:14:39,042 I am sorry. But I have at the moment a bad ... 1156 01:14:39,283 --> 01:14:41,505 How should I say? Skin irritation. 1157 01:14:41,785 --> 01:14:46,269 An annoying and repetitive ... cat allergy. 1158 01:14:46,510 --> 01:14:49,763 I have to go, but it was a really great evening. 1159 01:14:49,933 --> 01:14:53,277 But now ... Phew ... Will it ... 1160 01:14:59,072 --> 01:15:01,875 Oh no. Oh crap. Damn it. 1161 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,889 I'm coming! 1162 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,602 I'll get away! 1163 01:15:15,819 --> 01:15:18,662 Mama come on. 1164 01:15:20,073 --> 01:15:22,956 Mama ... Why are you crying? 1165 01:15:23,206 --> 01:15:26,129 - Santa Claus was right there. - Hooray! 1166 01:15:27,921 --> 01:15:29,893 Worth! 1167 01:15:30,053 --> 01:15:31,605 Oh yes... 1168 01:15:33,977 --> 01:15:36,069 Take care. 1169 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,912 - Everyone okay? - Oh yes, everyone's super. 1170 01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:42,716 - I'm not doing good. See you. - He never sleeps. 1171 01:15:42,996 --> 01:15:44,668 - No? - No way. 1172 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:48,181 My girlfriend has currently postnatal depression. 1173 01:15:48,302 --> 01:15:52,606 She went to her mother to be, you know, relax. 1174 01:15:52,766 --> 01:15:55,268 And I'm alone ... 1175 01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:58,362 Papa has no milk. 1176 01:15:58,612 --> 01:16:01,164 you take it? I can not anymore! 1177 01:16:01,405 --> 01:16:04,167 The first three months are the worst. 1178 01:16:04,328 --> 01:16:06,049 Then it's heavenly. Bye. 1179 01:16:06,290 --> 01:16:09,973 I was never there for Paul and Lou. Never! 1180 01:16:10,213 --> 01:16:13,437 You were all alone. Forgive me. 1181 01:16:13,597 --> 01:16:15,599 We all do what we can. 1182 01:16:15,729 --> 01:16:17,321 Bye. 1183 01:16:17,561 --> 01:16:20,614 - Please help me. Do you understand me? - Yes / Yes. 1184 01:16:20,904 --> 01:16:23,997 What could be in there? 1185 01:16:26,330 --> 01:16:29,182 Why do you watschelst like a penguin? 1186 01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:32,466 Penguins are fond of. I do it for pleasure. 1187 01:16:32,636 --> 01:16:35,309 now see what's inside. 1188 01:16:36,269 --> 01:16:39,152 I gave birth to two children. 1189 01:16:57,431 --> 01:16:59,563 Where does it end, Pinpin? 1190 01:17:12,135 --> 01:17:14,227 Okay, fine. 1191 01:17:14,598 --> 01:17:17,070 We're going to eat. As friends. 1192 01:17:19,433 --> 01:17:21,064 And you give rest. 1193 01:17:22,656 --> 01:17:25,459 maybe you sure you want oysters? 1194 01:17:31,545 --> 01:17:33,517 Since we now have friends ... 1195 01:17:35,048 --> 01:17:38,231 can you say, what about your wife to me, yes. 1196 01:17:38,392 --> 01:17:40,484 - What happened? - Well ... 1197 01:17:40,644 --> 01:17:44,247 In the office, no one knows, so this is us under. 1198 01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:47,040 Your secrets are safe with me. 1199 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,754 I've known some other intimate details. 1200 01:17:50,954 --> 01:17:52,806 She ran away. 1201 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:58,011 When she learned that her father loves men, they went crazy. 1202 01:17:58,181 --> 01:18:01,535 Until then, everything went well between us, but then ... 1203 01:18:01,985 --> 01:18:04,237 she woke up in the morning crying on and was gone. 1204 01:18:04,398 --> 01:18:08,632 She had disappeared nearly seven months. It was hard. 1205 01:18:08,782 --> 01:18:11,295 Especially for the little one, she was two. 1206 01:18:11,455 --> 01:18:14,638 - And how old is she now? - Now she's four. 1207 01:18:16,179 --> 01:18:18,181 Her mother visited from time to time. 1208 01:18:18,352 --> 01:18:21,655 She goes with them to the movies, like last night. 1209 01:18:21,775 --> 01:18:24,448 So my need explained to drink. 1210 01:18:24,608 --> 01:18:27,331 I do not understand the past two years ... 1211 01:18:27,491 --> 01:18:31,044 do you do at work as if you were still married? 1212 01:18:31,204 --> 01:18:33,307 Is that stupid? 1213 01:18:33,507 --> 01:18:37,060 Do you know how to call a man who rears four children? 1214 01:18:37,301 --> 01:18:39,683 Mami. What do you think? 1215 01:18:40,764 --> 01:18:43,867 I would like a woman who earns more than I do. 1216 01:18:44,067 --> 01:18:47,160 I would stay home with the children. 1217 01:18:48,161 --> 01:18:50,704 That would be great. Really. 1218 01:18:52,746 --> 01:18:54,968 Then stand to it, Merlin. 1219 01:18:55,799 --> 01:19:00,103 The women come to terms with it. Why do not we? I mean, you. 1220 01:19:00,344 --> 01:19:02,225 - What? - What? What do you think? 1221 01:19:03,317 --> 01:19:05,108 Funny, your slip of the tongue. 1222 01:19:05,279 --> 01:19:07,150 But, very funny. 1223 01:19:07,321 --> 01:19:09,743 Somehow you're a funny guy. 1224 01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:14,167 But you're a woman. The always get along. 1225 01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:15,839 Do not be afraid. 1226 01:19:16,129 --> 01:19:19,853 The men have more muscle, but not all. 1227 01:19:20,554 --> 01:19:22,856 but that does not make them stronger. 1228 01:19:23,146 --> 01:19:25,068 You know that. 1229 01:19:26,069 --> 01:19:28,191 It's snowing. Look. Oh no. 1230 01:19:31,204 --> 01:19:32,746 - Jeanne. - Hm? 1231 01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:37,301 You do not remember, but ... The one time meant to me something. 1232 01:19:37,841 --> 01:19:39,393 - Ah, and? - And. 1233 01:19:39,553 --> 01:19:43,186 And what you told me for things that was beautiful. 1234 01:19:43,347 --> 01:19:44,858 - And? - And. 1235 01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:52,376 - you really do not remember? - No, I... 1236 01:19:52,616 --> 01:19:54,498 It's ... I want ... 1237 01:19:56,169 --> 01:19:57,461 Oh no. 1238 01:19:59,463 --> 01:20:01,845 Pardon. 1239 01:20:09,403 --> 01:20:11,655 I was wondering ... 1240 01:20:13,537 --> 01:20:16,790 You ... You do not have to respond. 1241 01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:19,723 I asked myself the question, 1242 01:20:20,804 --> 01:20:23,807 if you have what had once with a man? 1243 01:20:24,768 --> 01:20:28,742 - Season yet, you're bisexual. - No, no, no way. 1244 01:20:28,942 --> 01:20:32,616 - But you know? - That's what worries you. 1245 01:20:33,497 --> 01:20:36,340 Listen, what can I say? 1246 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:40,514 No matter how you respond, I'm straight total. 1247 01:20:40,634 --> 01:20:43,437 Straight ... from scratch. 1248 01:21:13,777 --> 01:21:15,038 No no. 1249 01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:17,621 No no. So no, Merlin. 1250 01:21:17,751 --> 01:21:19,343 Stop it. 1251 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:22,556 We are friends. Kiss Friends is about? 1252 01:21:22,676 --> 01:21:26,179 to friends kiss on the mouth? Think of the consequences. 1253 01:21:26,350 --> 01:21:29,523 What would the colleague in the office over us? 1254 01:21:29,683 --> 01:21:31,785 You pull already four children alone. 1255 01:21:32,486 --> 01:21:37,210 You act like you're married. I'm a ... I'm a ... 1256 01:21:41,545 --> 01:21:43,096 Here. 1257 01:21:51,525 --> 01:21:53,577 We're friends, right? 1258 01:21:54,608 --> 01:21:56,460 Do you understand? 1259 01:21:56,700 --> 01:21:58,372 Just friends, man. 1260 01:22:26,430 --> 01:22:28,221 Listen here, please! 1261 01:22:28,392 --> 01:22:30,063 I want to toast with you 1262 01:22:30,263 --> 01:22:33,647 on the completion of France's first school, 1263 01:22:33,817 --> 01:22:36,290 the only renewable energy uses. 1264 01:22:37,821 --> 01:22:42,045 My special thanks go to my wonderful staff Jeanne ... 1265 01:22:43,046 --> 01:22:44,638 and Merlin. 1266 01:22:44,758 --> 01:22:47,180 Thank you both, thank you. 1267 01:22:49,763 --> 01:22:51,985 I wanted to tell you, you look great. 1268 01:22:52,145 --> 01:22:54,528 - Where's Joe? - She quit. 1269 01:22:54,688 --> 01:22:57,451 - How so? - Ausgewandert on a mystical trip. 1270 01:22:57,611 --> 01:23:00,374 Or aromatherapy or meditation ... 1271 01:23:01,074 --> 01:23:03,337 - Chief, we come to? - With pleasure. 1272 01:23:03,497 --> 01:23:05,509 - Thank you for everything. - Likewise. 1273 01:23:06,129 --> 01:23:08,512 I did everything alone. 1274 01:23:09,092 --> 01:23:11,315 And I the salad. I'm ... 1275 01:23:11,475 --> 01:23:14,067 - May I ask you something? - Yeah, right. 1276 01:23:14,187 --> 01:23:17,110 We hold women's mouth, you did something about it. 1277 01:23:17,321 --> 01:23:19,793 And we say something, it does not fit you. 1278 01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:23,046 How a woman should best behave? 1279 01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,928 Does anyone have an answer? 1280 01:23:26,049 --> 01:23:29,643 I knew you have no office mouse. They were perfect. 1281 01:23:29,843 --> 01:23:33,647 More than perfect. As a woman you's always difficult. 1282 01:23:34,518 --> 01:23:36,990 The helmet is the best to you and ... 1283 01:23:38,111 --> 01:23:40,614 Jeanne, Jeanne ... Jeanne warte. 1284 01:23:40,784 --> 01:23:42,876 - What is? - Can we talk? 1285 01:23:43,036 --> 01:23:45,759 No, I must be gone to, to ... 1286 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:48,342 Swim. 1287 01:23:49,092 --> 01:23:50,724 Swim. 1288 01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:53,817 Jeanne. Nein, Jeanne. Jeanne. 1289 01:23:54,398 --> 01:23:56,990 - Stay where you are. What do you do? - Nothing. 1290 01:23:57,110 --> 01:24:00,113 - You're running away again. All the time. - I do not do. 1291 01:24:00,324 --> 01:24:01,995 Damn, stay standing. 1292 01:24:02,155 --> 01:24:04,878 Tell me that. I'll go crazy. 1293 01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:09,132 I do not understand anything anymore. Damn, I stand naked before you. 1294 01:24:10,424 --> 01:24:13,357 I should run away, but I can not. 1295 01:24:13,517 --> 01:24:16,149 I feel with you, it is something special. 1296 01:24:16,350 --> 01:24:18,482 I've never felt. 1297 01:24:18,612 --> 01:24:21,535 Jeanne, tell me what's going on. I beg you. 1298 01:24:21,655 --> 01:24:25,629 I'll take you with your men underpants and tantrums. 1299 01:24:25,789 --> 01:24:27,961 I'll take you just the way you are. 1300 01:24:29,293 --> 01:24:32,596 Although a voice tells me: "Leave it, cut it off." 1301 01:24:32,766 --> 01:24:36,069 But I can not, I just can not. 1302 01:24:36,189 --> 01:24:39,563 I can not. And you know what's the funniest? 1303 01:24:39,733 --> 01:24:41,825 You're the one who will cut off again. 1304 01:24:53,557 --> 01:24:54,768 Mrs. Clair? 1305 01:24:56,390 --> 01:24:59,112 I go to the colleagues, but then to Bangkok! 1306 01:24:59,272 --> 01:25:01,945 - How dare you? - I want to be like before. 1307 01:25:02,195 --> 01:25:05,118 - Take me to Bangkok. - Your case is special. 1308 01:25:05,289 --> 01:25:07,511 - That could take years. - What? 1309 01:25:07,661 --> 01:25:09,793 This is no worse than 'n piercing. 1310 01:25:10,043 --> 01:25:13,176 - Chill out! - A cut and ready! Here... 1311 01:25:14,137 --> 01:25:16,269 - Sun - Lie down the! Stop! 1312 01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:18,282 Let the scissors go! 1313 01:25:18,562 --> 01:25:21,695 Madame Lemarchand has fainted. 1314 01:25:22,105 --> 01:25:24,828 - Jeanne. - What will become of me? 1315 01:25:24,988 --> 01:25:29,002 - I am a circus attraction. - No, not really. 1316 01:25:29,162 --> 01:25:32,596 Unless in a very famous circus, but ... 1317 01:25:44,948 --> 01:25:47,541 - Hello. - Hello. 1318 01:25:52,255 --> 01:25:55,138 - Want 'n handkerchief? - Why not. 1319 01:25:56,179 --> 01:25:58,181 - Thank you. - Nothing to thank for. 1320 01:26:00,273 --> 01:26:02,896 - Why are you crying? - I do not cry. 1321 01:26:03,066 --> 01:26:06,500 - Okay. - If only 'n heavy cold. 1322 01:26:07,030 --> 01:26:08,882 A strong head cold ... 1323 01:26:09,493 --> 01:26:11,925 no more calls since the ass Adam. 1324 01:26:12,045 --> 01:26:14,678 He's just gone. 1325 01:26:14,838 --> 01:26:17,721 - He does not annoy you at least. - No. 1326 01:26:18,762 --> 01:26:21,525 Call him and tell him that he is missing you. 1327 01:26:21,775 --> 01:26:24,698 Never in my life. I gave him 'a text message written. 1328 01:26:24,858 --> 01:26:28,211 - He did not answer. - Tell him you miss him. 1329 01:26:28,492 --> 01:26:30,414 It's easy. 1330 01:26:30,664 --> 01:26:32,215 Also... 1331 01:26:32,836 --> 01:26:35,389 Tom is looking forward not only would you be. 1332 01:26:40,684 --> 01:26:42,486 we get along? 1333 01:26:47,611 --> 01:26:50,123 Stop crying. 1334 01:26:51,034 --> 01:26:54,167 Except Pinpin you just a big heart. 1335 01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:57,391 I am not normal. 1336 01:26:57,681 --> 01:26:59,853 - You know who that is? - No. 1337 01:26:59,973 --> 01:27:01,695 Who is this? 1338 01:27:02,686 --> 01:27:05,319 - Jeanne Claire? - She is here. 1339 01:27:05,609 --> 01:27:08,282 You must answer it when I call. 1340 01:27:08,452 --> 01:27:10,954 I'm too old to worry. 1341 01:27:11,955 --> 01:27:15,088 - She's in love. - In love? That's great. 1342 01:27:15,248 --> 01:27:17,180 - I agree. - Man or woman? 1343 01:27:17,971 --> 01:27:20,434 A man, of course. So Doctor, really. 1344 01:27:20,724 --> 01:27:24,147 I'm sorry. But, of course, is not. 1345 01:27:24,358 --> 01:27:26,280 Talk to her, will you? 1346 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:30,624 - he really love her, it does not matter. - Why, surely. 1347 01:27:30,864 --> 01:27:34,588 - Naturally. Needless to say -. You see? 1348 01:27:35,379 --> 01:27:37,881 - Although, if I ... - So? 1349 01:27:38,011 --> 01:27:41,435 If I were him, I would not ... 1350 01:27:41,725 --> 01:27:43,947 Do not say that. Are you nuts? 1351 01:27:44,097 --> 01:27:46,199 Moderate your tone, young woman. 1352 01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:49,743 I say this because it is not out of the woods. 1353 01:27:52,666 --> 01:27:54,838 Na, na, na, Jeanne. 1354 01:27:58,342 --> 01:28:01,224 Jeanne, you're a guy ... no, a woman, 1355 01:28:01,475 --> 01:28:03,317 which is very special. 1356 01:28:03,557 --> 01:28:07,911 This is like "Pretty Woman", with an extra tail. 1357 01:28:08,071 --> 01:28:11,244 They now? Where they had just calmed down. 1358 01:28:11,495 --> 01:28:14,998 - Say no "tail". Embarrassing. - All right. 1359 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:18,091 Imagine times the possibilities for two. 1360 01:28:18,342 --> 01:28:20,844 But I do not want to. 1361 01:28:21,014 --> 01:28:23,727 I just want to live like a woman. 1362 01:28:23,927 --> 01:28:27,661 - I am a real woman. - A real woman. 1363 01:28:32,906 --> 01:28:35,419 So, this man is he doing nice? 1364 01:28:35,659 --> 01:28:37,511 Oh, and. 1365 01:28:38,752 --> 01:28:42,436 - Fine. Chill out. - He's so wonderful. 1366 01:28:42,676 --> 01:28:44,848 - I'm so fancy him. - Nice. 1367 01:28:45,098 --> 01:28:49,363 - I have never desired anyone like that. - Is still fantastic. 1368 01:28:49,523 --> 01:28:53,036 - Is that love? - But now times well. 1369 01:28:53,287 --> 01:28:56,510 Excuse me, but do not you have any balls? 1370 01:28:56,790 --> 01:29:00,894 - He's not wrong. - You can risk surely. 1371 01:29:01,094 --> 01:29:04,468 What are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose. Come on. 1372 01:29:04,678 --> 01:29:06,179 - I agree. - Come on. 1373 01:29:06,350 --> 01:29:08,191 Yes, give you a jerk. 1374 01:30:06,510 --> 01:30:09,142 I love you. But... 1375 01:30:10,273 --> 01:30:12,566 But? What, Jeanne? 1376 01:30:12,776 --> 01:30:16,119 What's happening? You ... You ... are a bigamist? 1377 01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:21,755 maybe you're ... my sister? 1378 01:30:22,005 --> 01:30:23,507 No, Merlin. 1379 01:30:33,236 --> 01:30:34,828 I... 1380 01:30:39,953 --> 01:30:41,625 I... 1381 01:30:42,916 --> 01:30:44,257 I... 1382 01:30:44,508 --> 01:30:48,061 Jeanne, no, no, no. 1383 01:30:57,571 --> 01:30:59,323 Okay. 1384 01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:03,006 Okay... 1385 01:32:02,406 --> 01:32:04,668 Jeanne! 1386 01:32:07,170 --> 01:32:08,342 Jeanne? 1387 01:32:14,518 --> 01:32:16,320 Jeanne, all right? 1388 01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,282 There is nothing. 1389 01:32:19,022 --> 01:32:21,495 It is only... 1390 01:32:23,537 --> 01:32:25,379 I love thunderstorms! 1391 01:32:26,169 --> 01:32:28,091 This is so cool! 1392 01:32:30,714 --> 01:32:34,398 You are so pretty. Beautiful, my love. 1393 01:32:35,138 --> 01:32:39,363 For a moment I thought, it's up to me you always ... 1394 01:32:39,523 --> 01:32:40,784 Sch... 1395 01:32:42,155 --> 01:32:46,380 - You said "but". - There is no ... But more. 1396 01:33:15,599 --> 01:33:17,481 Ah, too late. 1397 01:33:17,641 --> 01:33:18,812 Oh! 1398 01:33:19,022 --> 01:33:23,156 You shoot with arrows on the TV. That will not do. 1399 01:33:23,327 --> 01:33:27,170 - bottle is ready. - Your Little grows 2 cm per minute. 1400 01:33:27,331 --> 01:33:29,212 - That was on purpose. - I'm sorry. 1401 01:33:29,373 --> 01:33:31,254 - Can I pass? - Excuse me. 1402 01:33:31,425 --> 01:33:33,016 - May I? - Where to go? 1403 01:33:33,176 --> 01:33:35,559 - No matter, the main thing through. - Just go. 1404 01:33:35,719 --> 01:33:37,351 - Ha. - Hey. 1405 01:33:37,521 --> 01:33:41,995 What do the empty yogurt cups here? Kick them off yet. 1406 01:33:45,779 --> 01:33:49,212 - Should we have a child? - No, that's enough me. 1407 01:33:49,373 --> 01:33:50,924 - Right now. - Immediately? 1408 01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:53,186 I'll go back. 1409 01:33:53,337 --> 01:33:55,809 Children, the cake is waiting for you! 1410 01:33:56,009 --> 01:33:57,691 Not all at once. 1411 01:33:57,851 --> 01:34:00,153 And since you want more children? 1412 01:34:00,273 --> 01:34:02,526 - In a number. - Impossible. 1413 01:34:02,776 --> 01:34:04,157 Who wants cake? 1414 01:34:06,450 --> 01:34:08,121 Oh, Joe. 1415 01:34:09,833 --> 01:34:11,965 But... 1416 01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:13,877 Say "good day, Dad." 102930