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ATLANTA GEORGIA
OMG!
GSAT TEST MORNING
Please.
I do not know these things.
I'm missing a lot.
Do not.
Teddy! Dinner is ready.
Dad is waiting.
GSAT GUIDE 10th-12th YEARS LEARN PLANE TRIUMPH
Are you going to protest against the state academic test?
It seems that someone is not ready.
I'm ready.
To oppose it.
Dad, these tests have cultural prejudices.
They want me to calculate the number of manatees ...
what's in Florida
What does that have to do with this with African Americans?
Did you hear, Gladys?
We have Minister Farrakhan here.
You know what, Teddy?
I recently noticed ...
and your twin, Denise, is black.
And he took 1,500 in the test test.
I got out 1540, Daddy.
That, girl. I like it that way
It is my specialty...
overshadow Teddy.
What's the matter, my teddy bear?
Need help?
That's the problem?
I do not know mom.
Maybe I do need help.
Help yourself by holding the book and studying.
You get 400 points just by putting your name!
You know how to write your name, right?
T- H-E ...
- Do not! - You're wrong.
My name is without "H".
He's talking about your legal name.
Theodore.
Goodbye 400 points.
Study like a Chinese child.
Shut your mouth!
Sit down.
T- H-E ...
Do not look at it.
Stewart is an imbecile.
Well, students.
Open your tests ...
and start.
Obliging
I finished
Did you finish everything?
No, this is over!
I do not want more.
Do I look like a sheep, Marv?
Do not.
Everyone, keep being sheep.
They do not send me.
Mr. Walker.
I do not know how to make the noise, but they understand me.
You can continue to obey to the government...
but they will end up with debts of student.
They already have a bad credit face.
This section sucks to Discover cards ...
with all broken.
I will be a winner.
I will triumph in the school of life ...
doing real things
I'm going to have a nice car and a beautiful girl.
You will fail.
Ted, jump!
Denise is with hair on her chest.
- It was already known! - Jump!
What a shame!
They are sheep! Everyone!
In his face!
Stupid
I'll wallow in money.
And for me, Denise has some beautiful breasts.
Marv, shut up!
17 YEARS AFTER
Money without limit, Pattern on the rocks
And we can take all night
Baby, you can have everything you want
I said, you can have everything whatever you want, yes
Whatever you want
You can have what you want Yes
This project became my life.
- Come on. - How I want to sleep.
Come here.
- Thanks my life. - You are welcome.
I'm very nervous about today.
Good thing you're coming.
Why so nervous?
Lis, you wore it. Everything will be perfect.
- It will be the most popular place in Atlanta. - Good.
And the lovely Maya will he accompany us too?
I do not like the type.
Chef Clemont invited all my team.
Behave well.
- Yes - Try to flatter her.
Good.
- I love you Well bye. - I love you
- Hi, Maya! - Hi, Teddy.
Someone looks very attractive.
Thank you.
Although I do not look at you like I look at my girlfriend ...
because I do not do that.
Let's move on.
Nice extensions!
Teddy!
Or wig. Does not matter.
It's my hair.
- It was fine. - For!
I'm going to stop.
You understand me.
He envies you.
I screwed up Up within.
JOE'S GRILL CITY LIVING ROOM - LUXURY PATIO
Look, there's Teddy. Teddy!
Hello, Teddy!
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
My name is Teddy and I will help you with your roasts dreamed.
Esther, you're little, but you have a big heart.
That's why I recommend Big Steel.
Few women endure so much steel, but you can.
The Pitbull
You're not Hispanic, right?
It shows in your eyes.
You can also tell that your wife and you do not agree.
I mean, she does not control all the expenses.
Enjoy it!
Do not make me feel bad!
I'll lower it, man.
Do not start.
That was a master class.
I could not sell him that beast.
Since I saw her bag ...
the guy melted in my hands.
Teddy, you're like the son I never had
I mean, please, you have Joe, son.
But that's the son I have ...
and it does not drive me crazy.
I mean, look at it.
But the thing is that many years ago ...
I risked hiring a boy.
My little Gary Coleman.
My little Webster.
And the result was formidable for both.
So I have decided that when I retire ...
I'm going to pass on the business ...
to...
you.
Sorry?
What?
Do not tease me.
Seriously!
Oh my God, Joe! My skin got stuck!
- Yes! - My skin was all covered up!
I do not know what to say! Thank you!
No, thanks to you, son.
What are you talking about, Joe?
Come here, Mr. Drummond.
It's all yours, Teddy.
How about?
Amazing.
- Really? - Yes
But as your financial advisor ...
I have to tell you that you can not buy that ring.
Just relax.
Lisa is cool. He knows who you are.
Lisa does not know who I am.
Lisa knows that I am a good seller of grills.
Marvin knows I did not finish high school...
and I live to the day ...
because I do not deserve my girlfriend.
Your life is a house of cards.
- Stop. - The Porsche, the duplex.
What do you want to try?
And every time we go out, she offers to pay.
The day I let her put I will lose your card.
- And you know. - I do not know why the nerves.
Looks great.
- Hello. - Hello.
Lisa
Hi.
Lisa is the best thing that has ever happened to me in my life.
I do not want to spoil everything.
- I told them. - So is.
Yes, he told them that.
- A dessert. - It looks incredible.
Thank you.
Chef Clemont said which is courtesy of the house.
He invites.
I already expected it.
Tell him thank you very much, but I insist on paying.
- Good. - Well wait.
One second. Hey, sweetheart.
You do not need to offend. You are your guest.
The customers do not invite.
I do not want to owe you anything.
You're right.
- Thanks, Lisa. - You know.
- When it's ready. - Thank you.
You know what, baby? In that case, let me ...
No. My life, this is mine. We are eight. I invite.
- Can you deduce it? - Yes
I did not think. It is a business expense.
- Good. - Wait, Lis.
It's a business expense, but, Lis ...
Teddy wants to invite.
We are entertaining you. Leave it alone.
Right, Teddy?
Yes.
Yes.
Why are not we more friends?
Because you understand me.
I have it I pay.
- I love you - And I to you.
Black love
Good.
Dammit.
Well, Marvin. Come on.
Thank you.
- Delicious. - I love.
- Your cake is famous. - Good.
I have to eat that.
I am going to try.
Amazing.
How beautiful They are special.
- Yes? - Try this candy.
- I'm going to grab a little. - Grab.
Explain me Lisa, explain me.
That is a chair. Is a chair.
I know that.
Give me the history of the chair. As in VH1.
His story is very interesting.
They are from Denmark. I found them in a warehouse.
Half a century, modern, rounded.
Yes. I know they are blue and that ...
Are you interested?
The chairs, yes.
In the house, my chair excites me.
- It's a fetish. - Look at these.
I do not know if you noticed the cerulean nuance ...
of the wallpaper. We wanted everything to combine ...
to contrast the straight lines.
What is that?
Oh Lord!
Oh Lord!
No no no!
- What? - Does dessert have anything?
I think it's pubic hair.
- OMG! - Heavens.
Do I have hairs in the dessert?
Would you let me?
- Sorry what? - Would you let me?
I'm telling you what it is.
There are too many hairs.
What does that mean?
One is too much. Tell the chef.
Thanks for taking care of that.
You planted them.
- No no. - What did you say?
Stop, leave it to me.
That's crazy.
I know him He does not plant hairs.
No no. Stop, Marv.
Maybe you put them.
- What? - Zas.
Did I immigrate to this country?
To put pubic hair on cakes?
I do not know what excites you.
And I have a news for you, friend. I depilate.
Good.
My girlfriend does not need to know that.
And these hairs are of an African-American man.
What? Do not be racist, friend.
I'm descriptive
Nothing of that. You are a racist.
- Luis. - They are African American pubic hairs.
Friends, what is happening?
Pubic hair and racism.
Chef Clemont ...
I'm going to eat my cheesecake ...
and I see pubic hair on the cake.
That he decorated with his pubic hair of African-American
Say African-American again and I'll break your face!
- I'll say it again! - Say it!
You want to dance? There is a zapateado.
Please, calm down. I'm mortified.
Forgive me, everyone.
I pay for the food.
No. That's what he wants.
- Thank you. - Luis, come to the kitchen.
Go to the kitchen.
You will die.
Luis, let's talk in the kitchen.
You were wrong as a rival.
Luis, right now.
- Go away! - Good. My life...
- What's wrong? - Go away!
I can not believe it.
- Chef, please. - I do not want to argue.
I feel like I'm in a cloud of racism.
What happens? Have not there been enough surprises?
I promise you this will be worth it.
Oh Lord!
What is all this?
I'll tell you what is happening.
Listen out. Joe told me today ...
that when he retires, He is going to leave all this to me.
My life, how incredible.
It is transformative.
Yes.
And maybe you could give your touch to this, change the design?
Climbing it to another level?
I am very proud of you. Yes.
- We can grow, make franchises. - Yes
Yes. Oh, yes, my life.
We can do many things. Change the logo
Nation of Asados. Roast Safari.
We can do many things. I have many ideas.
I only know that with you by my side everything is possible.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Oh Lord!
- Yes - Yes?
- Yes! Yes! - Yes!
Wait, the ring. You have to put it on.
OMG! I love.
You have to celebrate, then.
- I bought champagne. - OMG!
I said: "If my baby likes ...".
Let me serve my fiancee.
Fiancee.
Well, let's drink.
- For us. - For us.
My life? Does not it smell like gas?
I was nervous, baby. I did not think you were going to smell it.
No. Real propane gas?
Why do not you go outside?
I arrange everything and take you home.
Good.
- I love you - Prepare.
Friends, my teddy bear Proposed me to get marry.
And, great surprise ...
I said yes!
Dammit!
Dammit!
Oh! OMG! My life!
Teddy, are you okay?
Tell my fiancee I had an accident
My life, it's me.
Yes?
You can see me? Teddy?
I am your fiancée.
How good. I had an accident
Oh my life.
So Joe did not have insurance?
Yes, of course I had, Marv.
He grabbed the money and fled to Florida.
I have not stopped looking for work.
No jobs for employees of the month of Asador City.
I would hire you if you had your high school
Think about it.
They sell all day funds ...
they do not understand
You have the talent.
If I finish the Bachillerato ...
- Can you give me a job here? - Yes
But you hate school. What are you talking about?
No. I'm not talking to go to school.
I need to get my certificate.
And that is different.
If I want the certificate, I go to school,
and I beat the Director.
- Do not? - Yes
And give me my certificate.
It sounds easy, Marv.
If you have your certificate ...
I can connect you
But listen to me. For.
Do yourself a favor ...
and do not say anything to Lisa until later
You know I would not do something so foolish.
A financial analyst?
That I will be!
Yes, from this moment.
I was talking to Marv and he needs someone ...
with my talents in your signature.
Wonderful!
What a great opportunity!
If I say,
I am very excited. You understand me?
You have a lot of endurance. You always get up.
I'm very proud of you.
Yes.
I love you
I love you too.
Mom, of course the thong he's going to squeeze you in the hole.
It is what they do.
If Leon wants you to put on a thong ...
tell him to put it on him and look in the mirror ...
and look at the balls.
I do not care if he is your pastor!
Does the congregation know What is a degenerate?
Wait, mom.
What do you want, sir?
I could not help but hear their conversation.
- Sorry? - You speak a little loud.
Then get out of my car.
I'm not in your car, but here.
- It's in my car. - Talk so hard ...
Is it the volume police?
I do not know if that exists.
- Do not get in. - You're getting in here.
Fix your windshield.
Now he has already gotten into it.
He is looking through a kaleidoscope.
- Why...? - Do you feel like a bee?
- Stop. - Seeing 18 things at once ...
when it is only one.
Now I'm going to stick.
Tell your mom to buy a box of thongs for her ass.
Did you mess with my mom?
If a pastor puts on a thong, It is not right with God.
- What? - Do not make me "psh."
Yes.
Did not that hurt?
It already drives.
- What, mom? - Your mom is despicable.
Yes, I have a burnt goblin ...
next to me, at the traffic light, got into the talk.
- Sorry? - No, he's going to have a girlfriend.
- He has nobody. - It's already growing.
- Bye brother. - Hears!
Speaking of toasted, yes ...
Damn it, Teddy.
- I need... - Hears!
- Who do you touch ...? - Move on!
I do not even see. And my mirror?
It starts!
Who do you touch?
BACHILLERATO PIEDMONT
National Honors Society
We manipulate the system again,
Teddy?
What do you have against me?
What I have against you ...
is that people like you discredits the school.
You will have deceived everyone ...
but you are hiding ...
the fact that you're not very smart.
You can be the student dumbest here.
I am the music teacher.
I have no idea how teach biology
For the love of God!
What part of "there is no program of music "do not you understand, Trish?
Nobody enters important schools with bassoon scholarships.
Dammit!
I'm not an academic.
Stewart is smarter than me.
But you know what I am not?
A phenomenon of nature.
Uh, Stew.
Do not do that, Teddy.
A quick question.
Has anyone seen Stewart without a shirt?
It's a mole!
If it is a mole, teach it.
Test it!
Do you want to see my mole?
I can not wait!
I'm going to try it! Come?
It's a mole!
You have a year of pork in the chest!
It is not a hole, it can not be a year.
You have a third nipple!
Who's next, Dolores?
This young man from here.
Hello!
What's up, Stewart?
LEAN ON ME
We had good moments.
I laugh about how much we laughed.
So...
How much do you take from Director?
Almost two years
- Go. - Yes
It was not easy, but I cleaned this place using my brain ...
and my bat.
Unlike before ...
if you have an average of D, I take you out
Can you do that?
I can do what I want.
This ... My house.
Sorry. What was the last?
Look around.
This is my...
home.
Are you making a voice in black?
No. It's not a black voice.
- Insurance? - I do not hear color.
What brings you to Piedmont, Mr. Walker?
I'm going of an incredible job in sales ...
to one in finance.
But the transition is stopped ...
because I do not have my certificate.
So I was thinking ...
that maybe you could do some procedures.
You could do a friend a favor.
There are things that never change, right?
You want me to help you find a shortcut ...
to obtain your certificate.
Do not.
Yes.
I wish I could. Really.
But you have to go to the night ...
to pass your exam of certification ...
and here we do not offer night school.
I'm so sorry, Teddy.
I accompany you to the exit.
Do you want to touch it?
How?
Let's go. Touch my big black stick.
I'm not...
Let's go. Say hi".
You used to call me the crazy Stewart,
Now you call me Batman.
Yes...
Take off Andre's Beats, Rudy.
No hearing aids at school ...
only to study languages.
Do you think you are using the right approach with the students?
They look stressed, friend.
I'm preparing them for the real world.
Yes? Maybe he is not his best friend ...
but everyone respects me.
- Good. - What's wrong, fuck?
Take care of your language, Miss Carter.
Why did you add calculation to my classes?
Knowing that I already have 5 units to teach ...
and night school. Its alot!
Wait. One second.
Do you give night school?
No, I'm the whore who wears blouses.
Yes, I teach at night.
Did you bring me dry clovers, goblin?
It was never funny.
Wait. One second!
You said they did not have night school.
Why did you say that?
I said that because Teddy and I We study together.
And frankly he's a lousy student ...
and I did not want to bring that element.
I do not care if he's a jerk.
You can take my class if you want.
Thanks for that.
You are welcome. Because you need it.
Carrie, do you lower your attitude?
- Attitude? Really? - Do not...
You have not started to see this attitude.
Go back to saying that.
I apologize.
I chose my words badly.
I need you to show me the respect ...
what you owe to your boss.
Because it's your house, right?
Did you get your voice out of black?
It is not a black voice. The truth, it is not.
No, you do a black voice.
How on the board that?
You said: "Let's light this. This meeting".
And I lit it.
In the other board you said: "Everything on the table."
When have I not done it?
When you put me on calculation in my classes.
I do not agree.
Sorry for ending your pleasurable Self-deception party.
But I have to work.
So with your permission ...
I'm going to do my thing.
That is a voice in black.
Make him win.
Move with determination. Walk!
Nobody slacks in my hall.
He could do that, prevent me from coming here?
No, it can not. What's more, take a textbook.
I'm going to prepare the room ...
for the first class.
We start at 7:00.
Yes, but this book is medium thick.
I rather expected a brochure.
Did you want to put 4 years of Bachillerato in a brochure?
Do not.
- Maybe you're stupid. - Wait. Do not.
- Give me that. - No, nothing.
Go to the library.
Skinny dwarf this!
I'm going to keep it.
I got weird
I thought of a driving school.
Look, if you come or not, I do not care.
They do not pay me per head.
Or maybe somewhere they teach using a brochure.
Do you know of one that ...?
No. I'm going to keep it.
Good day.
Marv, I do not know, this about the certificate.
I dont know. I have a hard teacher.
Wait. Marv, I'm calling you.
Hears! Dammit!
Wait! For! What are you doing?
What do you think?
You are taking my car.
Did I park it wrong?
You fell behind with your payments.
I'm recovering.
Will you take it with my baby?
I do not see any baby.
The baby is there!
Do not you hear that?
I don `t believe.
Hears! I said do not take it!
I'm not playing.
Get out of there!
For men!
I have my baby here!
The car is leaving.
- Take off! - Yes, it's going to go.
You will see something.
Jump out of the car
That!
- Do you want to play that game? - Yes!
- Do you want to see something? - Come on!
Goodbye!
Tarado
So good you liked it.
Tell my fiancee I had another accident.
Carrie, right?
You decided to come to weigh that we use books.
Take a sit.
We will start soon.
Before I feel ...
How do we start with the left foot, I thought ...
I did not know if you could have dinner before ...
so I decided to go ...
and bring you one of my favorite dinners.
Good Mexican food
Thank you. How considerate, Teddy.
Well, listen.
I was watching your history here.
Mathematics, science, English. You were a lousy student.
What was happening?
Were they abusing you?
Carrie, I prefer to use the world of the classroom.
And the truth...
I'm not like the others who come.
I am not a "nocturnal student".
And I thought we could take care of each other
You help me, I help you.
You protect me and I protect you.
Does not matter. I'm just chatting.
Enjoy your tacos.
That smile illuminates rooms, right?
I'm not going to sit there.
To: Marvin Certified Operation
The tacos worked!
Do you remember me, you imbecile?
Look, it's the McGee Pub.
The one with the hair cake is here.
Are you surprised to see me, brother?
Should not. They threw me out for you.
They did not kick you for me.
Yes, because of you.
I have worked with clients.
Everyone knows that the client is always right.
I lived on tips.
I was going to give you $ 20.
It was an $ 800 account.
- They touched me $ 160! - It was your fault!
Well, let's start.
Do you like tacos?
They are vegetarian?
I only eat grilled meat.
Let's see what Teddy brought us.
There is one of roast beef. Taking.
One to the pastor.
- Thank you. - You like?
Do you like carnitas? Take, friend.
Excuse me, Carrie. I bought those tacos from you.
I already know it.
You see, students, Teddy went to Cactus House ...
to try to win me.
But look, Teddy. If you are going to lambiscone ...
You need to raise it to the level.
I speak of steamed lobster ...
in macaroni and cheese ...
with broccolini on the side.
You understand me? Something elegant!
Not a fast food place ...
to which I can go with my miserable pay.
Well, they have a special guacamole ...
If you want to be successful in my class ...
You need to do the work. That easy.
- Yes? - A question.
So "yes" to the steamed lobster?
No sir.
That was a pedagogical moment.
Well, nothing of lobster.
Then, let's introduce ourselves.
I will start.
My name is Carrie. At daytime...
I teach many kinds for very little money.
And I come to earn a little extra money ...
to pay for luxuries as income and antibiotics ...
because this work makes me sick, sometimes.
You're next.
If you.
What's new?
My name is Jaylen.
I worked 14 years at the MacArthur bottling ...
but a robot replaced me.
And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my ass ...
My wife of 14 years told me:
"If you want options, you need your certificate. "
"Or you will end up cleaning rooms of motel and earning half. "
And if you know Jay, that does not work.
Let me say this, Now that I have the word.
For me...
They took my veil off when I saw Terminator.
And I realized that it was not a movie.
It was a Prophecy.
Identified by 3.5 percent ...
but that's another talk.
Let's put it like this:
The revolution will not be robotized.
Not in Jay's guard.
They are serious things.
- What? - Thanks, Jaylen.
I will not bring my Roomba to the next class.
My wife takes rumba classes.
I do not understand.
Let's move forward.
How are you, ma'am?
Good.
Hi. My name is Theresa ...
and I left the Bachillerato because I got pregnant with my first child.
My now husband, Randy ...
we got married later and we had two more children.
We have 3 naughty and it's cute.
But we are somewhat indebted ...
and I wanted to get my certificate to work.
Instead of going to live in the basement of Randy's parents.
I'm very lucky.
Good luck!
God is good.
That's the way it is.
And you, young lady?
Waths up? I am Mila.
They kicked me out of my school ...
because he had ecstasy ...
and a certificate would save me of the reformatory.
So here I am. Very excited.
Fantastic!
Look at you, pretty, doing to the USA great again.
Unfortunate
And what is your story, friend?
My name is Luis Flores.
I had a good job as a waiter.
Earned a lot in tips ...
until they kicked me out for no reason
For no reason.
I got fired.
I do not know why. I do not know why he looks at me.
It's okay.
It was a sign that I needed do something else.
You see, I came to this country in Mexico ...
because he longed to be a singer-songwriter.
Like Julio Iglesias?
No, not like Julio Iglesias.
It is terrible.
More like Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake.
Or T-Pain.
Wait wait.
Are you not very big to be a pop star?
And you, too young to die?
That's the way it is.
But now I'm going to be a dental hienist.
Because I have good teeth.
So I have talent
A what?
A dental hienist.
You should go with one.
Because, you know what?
It stinks a lot.
Good! Hello everyone, I'm Mackenzie.
They call me "Big Mac".
McDonald's we love.
What?
McDonald's?
Sorry what?
Where do they sell hamburgers?
Ronald McDonald's?
Two pieces of meat, special sauce, lettuce, cheese?
On a bread with sesame seeds?
Have you never heard of him?
It's going to be a long semester.
Keep going.
Anyway, I have my knees and the back hurt ...
to work in Mudanzas Macho 30 years.
I decided to get my certificate of Bachillerato ...
to move to a management position.
Get off the truck
And my son, "Maquito" ...
decided to leave school.
But we made a deal.
If I take my certificate, he graduates.
A bit of reverse psychology!
Good.
And what's your name?
What's up? My name is Bobby.
That is the issue.
They are the Illuminati!
It's what I say!
The black is here without being!
They are seeing you!
And you think you see him!
It's what they do!
You have Bobby Digital.
It is here, but no.
It's Tupac Coachella. They understand me?
Come? Do not...?
Good.
Maybe he's not a real black man.
Did you smoke crack? It's Skype.
It is hard not to wear a veil.
It is hard not to wear a veil.
What veil do you speak of?
Welcome, everyone.
Good thing we met.
We did not know everyone. I do not...
Teddy
You said, unlike them ...
you were not "nocturnal student"
I did not think you cared.
Really?
You did not understand well ...
because I would never say that of strangers.
This is the perfect introduction.
I will follow your example and stop.
I am Teddy Walker.
And in fact I studied here.
I just committed.
Your girlfriend is on another level.
Sorry what?
Nothing. You are perfect.
I said: "Continue, everyone loves you."
What does your girlfriend think? that you're in the night?
Likes!
He loves it!
He has not said anything.
He loves it!
I noticed that your voice rose an octave.
According to my psychology studies in mastery ...
that means you are lying.
Do not take my hair.
Look, the lover is not lying.
But I'm not lying.
It sounded like a lie to me.
- You are transparent. - What if...?
If we follow your theory of the voice ...
We already went elsewhere.
He already lied four times.
- The boy is lying. - No.
You do not cheat nature. And that is a woman.
- Brother. - And more if it's black.
Exactly.
The girls are ready.
Dammit. Literally.
- And if he did not tell him, what? - The thing is...
Randy thinks it was my first.
It is not true.
I want to introduce myself...
You do not respect your queen ...
or I would know where you are.
- Good. - Teddy.
Do not lie to your queen.
- Good. - From man to man.
You can bring your son.
This conversation...
You lie to both of them.
Fuck!
If it's your ass, you're a fool.
- Just say... - Forget this.
Good!
How does she not know? Where are you walking at night?
It's not Halloween.
I'm done
My sister knows where I am. Already?
And he lives far away, in Arkansas.
Good. This is the thing, class.
I will give you homework daily, as in a normal Baccalaureate.
And now, an exam ...
so you have an idea how much do they know now?
Wait, a test the first day?
It is a surprise test.
You understand? Look, friends.
I come to teach ...
if you come to learn.
If not, leave my class right now.
That's the way it is.
Welcome to the night.
There you go.
It was scary!
Frightening!
It's not like the teachers what we had before
- What? - It's a brick wall.
And I do not know how to manipulate it.
I do not know how to manipulate walls.
What are you doing?
Exercise. To lose weight.
- And feel in shape. - Why do I ask?
Meanwhile, stop paying everything ...
and get a temporary job.
Do you think I have not looked for a job?
Are you crazy? I'm running.
The jobs I want ...
they will not give them to me without the Bachillerato.
Do not keep lying to Lisa.
You know what?
I'll see if there's something new in Monster. com.
What is going to be there?
Here we go.
"You need a salesperson with talent for marketing ...
"... and, there you go ...
"... with or without a Baccalaureate".
You have to throw yourself! It's perfect!
Club CERA
CHRISTIAN CHICKEN
It's chicken of the Lord.
He did it?
Yes, sir, he did it.
Yes.
I can work with this.
- Can? - Yes
Basically what you need ...
It is to elevate the palate of the client.
Yes sir.
When they bite the chicken, you want the tongue to shout:
"Hallelujah!".
Preach, brother Teddy. God sent you.
I'm a seller. That's what I do, okay?
As for my title, I do not care.
Director of marketing? You tell me.
QHJ, at this time. "What would Jesus do?".
- All i ask... - Yes sir.
It's flexible hours.
I'm in the night.
You are getting better, brother.
Yes.
That is being a Christian.
If, according.
- Amen! - Yes
Praise!
This will be perfect for you.
Brother Teddy, I was waiting that the Lord ...
send me a boy man that will fill this disguise.
And here it is.
I will not do that.
Brother Isaac, I am a black man.
I can not get a chicken suit in 2018 ...
and stand next to the road ...
to sell some chickens.
If the marketing position is not what ...
you wanted, we can ... What happens?
We'll have to postpone this.
- Is it for fires? - Listen.
Get together. The time has come.
And the exit?
- It's time to pray. - Of what?
It is time to pray. Get together.
Dammit. What do they bring?
- Mrs. - Dear God...
Thanks for bringing us little Teddy.
- Yes sir! - This little one ...
will take your message about your chickens to the world.
But I'm not going to do it using ...
Mrs! Mrs!
He has strong hands!
Sorry!
What I'm not going to do is put ...
Dammit!
Brother Teddy.
It's inside you, is not it?
With or without disguise ...
we are all going to pray together ...
why do you find your nest here?
- Good. - Amen! And amen.
Amen!
Amen! Yes sir!
Welcome, brother Teddy.
It is an important day.
I want to talk to you.
Of the Sunken Place?
Share Jesus Let's move on!
The avalanche of lunch has arrived.
What avalanche? It's 10:00 a.m.
I do not understand how you consider this the lunch avalanche.
Believe me, brother Teddy.
If there is any way where can I talk about ...
Good morning ladies.
Hi, Cinnamon. Roxanne Hello ladies.
Hollywood! How are you?
Hello Veronica. How was your turn?
Roxy. Nice to see you!
They are $ 14.99. How would you like to pay?
BACHILLERATO PIEDMONT
From your first task ...
everyone must know well the Pythagorean theorem.
Yes? Follow me
"Pythagoras".
- "Pythagoras theorem". - "Theoremagas".
"Pythagoras".
- "Theorem". - "Theorem".
"Theorem".
That's what it says. That is what it is.
Hears! Bobby, be careful!
OMG!
Dale!
Dammit!
Do not you see that I'm studying?
You have to call the police!
What's going on?
- Jesus! - Get off me!
It is stopping!
Watch out! Back, black!
- He kicked him in ... - OMG!
Right in ...
- Enough! - Look at his head!
Come! Get away! Walk!
- Please! - Hey!
I did not do anything!
That is a good fight.
Like old times.
They were wrong person.
Please, go on.
Are you sure you're ok or do we need it?
Let you make another dagger?
Please continue with the theory of Pythagoras.
Good.
Do you know how we can help you?
You have to give him some cigarettes.
It's jail money.
That and sex.
Well, here we go.
This is a right triangle.
Hello my life!
And we already know the value of two sides.
Do not be late, bear
That will make it very easy ...
calculate the hypotenuse.
"a" squared plus "b" squared equal to "c" squared.
Say that with me.
"a" squared plus "b" squared equal to "c" squared.
Are you bribing me with sex?
Very well.
Teddy, you're enjoying this.
He grabbed you, Teddy!
Do you want to solve the problem?
In the tower!
If you want, sure.
Go to the front.
Come on, Teddy, you can.
You can, Teddy. Teddy!
Hypotenuse. Solve the variable "c".
Find the value of "c".
Do you know what?
I think there is something here.
Hello! Quihubo, my night school?
Who are you looking for?
I am the Director of the school.
And I just came to take a look at ...
What he does here?
I'm studying, like everyone.
With your permission...
I want to resume this.
Clear.
Sorry for interrupting.
Thank you.
The truth, I would like to observe ...
One minute, with your permission.
Please, continue with the problem.
Forget that I'm here.
Fantastic.
For my perfect.
Well, if we are going to do this, let's do it by steps.
To do it good.
First things first, goodbye line.
It is badly drawn.
- Let's put it well. - Eight!
True?
We have three sides. A, b, c. We divide that.
That is there. We remove these deuces.
Do not know the answer!
Because that is what confuses you.
And so...
- Do you know what that is. - Eight!
The answer is five.
It's five. Easy.
Well, it's about 5 squared.
Being in front, I do not have time.
What a waste of time.
I do not have time to lose in Pythagoras.
It is simple.
You impressed me, Teddy.
You impressed me a lot.
Let's see how you do on the first exam.
My first exam.
Good.
Are we finished, Stewart?
Or do you want to give the rest of the class?
Continue, Carrie.
I do not like your attitude.
Enjoy your class.
What?
My God, that guy is an idiot.
Are we going to ignore the fact that we saw a prison fight?
- How many classes are there? - It was weird.
I have to go to work four hours.
I do not know if I like this.
I'll take you home for $ 10.
Hey, Carrie!
I loved how you helped me in front of me.
That is what I meant...
when I said to take care of ourselves
You scratch me, I scratch you.
No one is going to scratch anyone, Teddy.
It's the last time that happens.
And what was happening to you?
Nothing.
Nothing. Is not that... I was not ready.
If you do not go to work, leave the class.
Why...? No, Carrie!
I'm going to work. You will see.
- We'll see. - So is.
- Fantastic! - Fabulous!
- Excellent! - Good!
Dammit!
My life, I'm here!
Are you asleep?
Are you awake?
Excuse!
What a nice ass, right?
Too bad your face will be stuck in books and not there.
Go study!
I do not want to study!
Come on, Teddy. Concentrate!
Concentrate, Teddy!
Concentrate!
You will never learn!
Give it back to me!
Hears. This is my demo.
Whatever happens I will always keep fighting
Maquito!
What do you do?
There I have my notes.
- You should study. - What do you have?
Do not be a wretch!
- You are going to study! - I hate you!
What is its circumference? Its diameter?
Just tell me how many pepperoni you have.
I'll give you a star
I'll leave you in this bad neighborhood. How are you?
Theresa! More than 10! Hello!
That is my Randy.
There is no one cuter.
Does anyone else want to try?
I'm half busy.
Did you see my liquid eraser?
What...? Can not be!
Trina!
You know what I think of the robots!
You know what I think of the robots!
"Big asses."
And what do those asses like?
Men with real work.
- Teddy! - Get out.
Teddy, if you do not pass that test ...
that girl is going to leave you.
Think about that.
We will steal the test.
Telepathy. I was just thinking the same thing.
Seeing things well ...
I need a lot of help.
Going from bottles to hypotenuses and that ...
The materials confuse me so much as to you
They understand me?
I do not want to admit it, but with the language barrier ...
and both handle for Lyft ...
I'm struggling.
An adventure sounds fun.
When did you arrive, Theresa?
I've been here all the time.
People do not notice me. It happens to me very often.
It's like a superpower ...
but that comes with for a great loneliness.
I'm lucky. Good luck.
Yes, God is good.
Good.
Mila, what about you?
My parents are going to get angry Yes, they grab me again.
Yes, I enter.
I enter him. That's!
I just have one question before starting.
What is it about?
Why does Teddy have to be the leader?
- Please! - Oh, Luis!
Really, man?
It was his idea. He knows the school very well.
Forget the fact that I slipped in a little place ...
called USA
It is true!
Luis is inspired!
BASEBALL CHALLENGE! PIEDMONT
MOVEMENTS BY TITLE
- Hey T. - What?
Thanks for bringing this amazing Satan's chicken
It's hot, but no.
I do not like spicy, but this ...
Do you know what else is hot?
Your breath.
Why do you breathe me like that, in the face?
You're chewing on my ear.
You keep chewing.
Damn it, leave it.
Leave that.
Really?
OMG! What's wrong?
What?
Why did not you come in black?
My dark clothes were washing.
And you came in yellow?
It's fresh It is clean.
Take my arm off my face.
Leave me alone.
Concentrate! Let's move on!
Let's move on!
Hey, Teddy, what's the plan?
I saw the waiter cleaning the office from Stewart at 8.
I see. It's your delivery.
No, Bobby. It is not my delivery, He is the cleaning boy.
Incoming video call from ... Lisa King
Ray.
- What? - I have to attend.
No. That's not going to ... Rays.
Hello my love.
Hello, honey. I miss you. Are you still at work?
Yes. At this time, I'm at rest.
Show me your office?
If my love wants to see the office, he will see it.
You always want to see something
- Oh, Teddy. - Hello.
Teddy, we have a problem. A real problem ...
Hot lava
Oh God!
The head of the turtle is coming out. It is a big one.
- Wait, what's happening? - Big things.
He is one of my account managers.
They are all characters. We laugh without stopping.
- Hot lava! - Non-stop.
You know how people are in the office.
Who...?
Hey, what's wrong with you? You cut me, buddy.
Who is it?
It's ... It's one of my clients. Right now.
Yes, we looked at your investments.
It seems he is in prison.
OMG! You are so Beautiful. Sweetie.
That seems, because he is in prison. By influence peddling.
He was accused unjustly.
You look like J-Lo and Beyoncé, mommy.
Would you show me your merchandise?
Enough, Bobby!
Turn around and show me that little ass. Or a little tits, something.
Sorry?
Now I am very powerful here. I could do things to you. Legendary.
Enough, Bobby.
I'll settle for a thigh, but really, I want to see conchita.
How do you say?
Hey ... my God!
- I do not know what you put me ... - I just noticed it!
But it looks like the devil!
I just noticed what he said, my love.
He said "little house".
Friend, I have not seen a little shell for so long.
Bobby likes little houses!
You know what? I'll call you later.
I love you. Y... I'll show you the office when it's over.
Goodbye, honey.
- What was that, Bobby? - Your female is cute, brother.
She is my fiancee, friend. You can not talk like that.
When I return to my cell, I'll make a straw of legend.
You will not do that thinking about my wife. You will not do it.
I'm going to do it with everything.
It's okay. What's in your ass, Mac?
- Please friend! - It's enough!
Wait. Red code. We have a red code.
Teddy, there's no toilet paper.
Paper, Teddy! Just for this time!
Only this time, Teddy!
Well, listen.
When the boy is finished, we left here.
We hold the door and we enter quietly.
- Good. - It's okay?
Just a moment.
Where is Big Mac?
He was with us!
Dammit!
What does?
- OMG! - What are you...?
- Go Go. - Mac!
Oh, wow! It worked!
OMG!
- Mac! - Did you kill him?
I did not kill him. I made him faint.
- You did not want witnesses. - I did not say that.
Did not you say that?
OMG! You know what?
I got confused.
There were many instructions.
I did not say anything about ...
You know what?
You are going to fix this.
You heard me? Hide the body.
Do I give birth?
- Hide it. - I burn it?
Hide it
I give birth, I burn, I burry?
- Did you find something? - Do not.
Mila, how are we doing?
INVALID
Keep looking!
Hands up!
Dammit!
What faces. They looked ridiculous!
I already saved the body.
And it will wake up like in two hours.
And the baseball coach / Director come here
Why did not you say that first?
Wow! It's the meeting with the dads!
Dammit!
Theresa, it's your turn.
- What? - Listen to me.
I need you to go out and make time.
No, I do not know how to flirt. I do not know tricks.
- Is not that. - I flirted in 1996 ...
I offered the shorts to a policeman ...
so that I would not be fined.
And he did not accept. I'm bad.
It's not about that.
We were very innocent.
Now they talk about asses.
The other day a guy said:
"I'm going to break that like a nut."
- What? - What does that mean?
- You start there? - Already!
Better start at the front.
- Look. - The missionary's position.
Touch gently.
Before, maybe once in your life ...
they put you half a little finger ...
and it was super-exciting.
Stop now.
It was a lot of information I did not need
- It was too much. - Talk about selling cakes.
- Mom's things. - Of moms.
- See, like a mommy. - I will try.
- It's okay? - I can.
- I get it. - Go!
Dammit! Luis.
Go before he uses his ass.
- It's okay. - It's okay?
What are you doing, Mac?
Looking for trapdoors.
Good thing you came.
Send it to me.
- I get it. - To you direct.
- Thank you. - Excellent.
- Send it to me today. - Thank you. Goodbye!
- Drive carefully. - Hello!
Hi.
Thanks for that wonderful meeting.
Excuse me, do I know her?
I was inside. He remembers?
- Yes - Hello. I'm Mrs. Howerton.
Mrs. Howerton. Yeah sure.
He mentioned several pressing problems.
I think so.
How can I serve him?
It is terrible. Hurry up!
I'm almost there.
They entrust a job to my son Of the solar system...
make a diorama.
And he does not know how to make one.
I'm done with the tail gun.
It's 11 p.m. In shop.
It's a blessing to be here ...
I have to go.
- Call my office. - Hurry up!
- I'll do that. - I'm going. Calm.
Come on, Mila!
It was explained well, but already.
Goodnight.
Just a moment!
Thank you. I have to go.
- I waited! Do not! - What?
- It's okay? - I feel like I faint.
We are going to give you water.
Thanks for catching me.
Clear. It feels good?
Do you have epilepsy?
Do you have something in your teeth?
I would like to have you there.
No no no. Good. Do not.
I did not know what it was about.
- No thanks. - Touch gently!
I am the Director. I'm going to go.
My husband does not love me.
I will not participate!
- Needless. - We are professionals.
- I do all the work. - I am not...
- If you look me in the eyes ... - Mrs!
It is not appropriate.
Here it is. If it is what you want.
- If it is what interests you. - Do not!
I will not look.
- Here it is. - No thanks.
- Squeeze in. - No thanks.
- Touch it! - Thank you. No thanks.
- Do what to a nut. - Caramba!
- Get him! - I can not accept this.
- Get him! - Goodnight!
How hard was that.
I wanted you with ardor.
But you can not do that.
The Directors have principles.
But Stewie would have torn the ass!
The voice in black, no.
Committed to Lisa King
Fiance of Teddy Walker
Add friend
Hello?
Hello?
Anyone here?
I have a bat ...
and I'm not afraid to use it.
If there is someone here ...
You are violating my property ...
and I have every right ...
to defend myself
So, go out and I will not break your head.
Help!
There is someone outside?
Get me out of here!
- Good. - What the hell, Mac?
- Narrowly. - Yes, almost, Mac.
I wonder why.
Because I sneezed.
I know what you did.
What?
I already have it.
COMPLETE DOWNLOAD
I tried I even did the ass thing.
I told you that the ass did not.
No, wait, friend The guy looked excited.
- Really? - Even I got excited.
Hey!
I also!
Thanks, Jaylen.
You bring an entomological vibration.
How entomological?
Wasp waist.
I thought you were talking about his thing.
But you know what? Works.
Look!
Well, Jaylen!
We have to go.
Yes let's go. Platform.
Dammit.
CONFISCATED MATERIAL
Who's there?
Help me please.
CUSTODIAN
What happened?
I dont know.
Somebody grabbed me and threw me into the sink.
Face of combat, Lonnie.
SECURITY ACTIVATE - DEACTIVATE
We closed the school.
PIEDMONT APESTA
That's!
So you see.
- Dammit! - Run!
Dammit!
What are we ...?
Hey! Shit!
Hey, Bobby. Things got complicated. What do we do?
I do not know. Try not to shoot them.
What do you mean with that "do not shoot them"?
Bobby, you're supposed to be the delinquent, friend.
Surely that is not your advice.
Why the hell are you in jail, Bobby?
I stole a supermarket, friend.
Was that your crime? Did you go to jail for stealing a lettuce?
No, brother, you do not understand. I used to traffic coca and grass
- but my kale, my kale was ... - No!
That was pure gold!
Pasture meat and they do not know what is the chicken campero.
Wait, Jaylen. Take it easy.
- And he had taken over the local fair. - No!
Do not tell me anything, Bobby!
Attention, intruders. This is Director Patowsky.
The exits are closed. They can not escape.
We're going to die for a simulated certification exam!
- It's not real! - Look.
I just wanted to leave the house.
It was fun for me.
- We were going to get ... - Shut!
Shut!
Dammit!
You have not stopped talking about your children!
It's not the moment.
Calm down everyone.
We are fine.
Nothing happens.
Ceiling. We go to the roof.
When I studied here, that's how we got out ...
and we jumped to elementary school.
Platform!
Come!
Come here!
- It is a bad idea! - Come!
Watch out!
OMG!
Go back.
- Listen. - Please!
I swear that as a boy ...
the jump did not look so high.
I can not get there.
I can jump a meter!
My knees do not work from so much loading boxes!
- Good! - What do we do?
Look Already!
Let's say it's 5 meters.
OMG!
We take 5 meters ...
minus the meter that you jump.
What are you talking about?
We use the Pythagorean theorem.
No one paid attention. We do not know how!
No, wait.
According to Carrie, to use it ...
You need the hypotenuse.
We have to hypothesize it.
A² b² = c².
If you know two sides ...
you calculate the third, 2 meters long.
5 squared are 25 divided by 2 squared.
- Hypotenus it! - What did I say?
- It's 12. - Yes. 12.
- But do not divide. Sums - But what did I say?
- It's good for calculations. - Fifteen squared ... No.
- Hypotenus it! - You can.
2 squared are ...
- I dont know. - Do not!
No. You can.
OMG!
- Mila! - OMG!
- You're good? - Friends!
They do not need math.
It's a physics problem. Jump
What did you hypothesize?
Yes, I hypothesized it.
They can jump?
Mac, it's your turn.
- No no. - Yes
Do not come with that.
When I think "man", I think of you.
Maquito must be very proud.
Do what you know how to do best and be lucid.
Good. Yes.
Jump to that ceiling.
Yes! Good!
- You can! - Good!
Here comes Mac. Get out.
Go ahead, Mac!
Thanks, Teddy.
Whenever you want.
Mac attacks!
Mac attacks!
OMG!
Oh, Teddy!
Why did I listen to you?
You convince me!
Sorry, friend.
I feel tickling in the arm.
Maybe I hurt him.
It feels weird!
His shoulder is in his mouth.
Big Mac, sorry. That spicy chicken ...
He threw himself in reverse, friend!
It was backwards or forwards ...
and they are new pants.
My God, what a terrible night!
Hi, Teddy.
Hi, baby.
Do not come with "hello, baby."
I know what happens.
What's going on?
Late arrivals?
Everything in secret?
Admit it, Teddy.
What do you want me to admit?
It's very obvious.
You are throwing back.
Yes!
Pulling back?
Since you gave me the ring you have changed.
Pulling back?
Lisa, I'm not backing down.
What's more, the opposite is happening.
I'm going ahead.
I want this.
And I apologize.
Sorry for the confusion lately.
But, baby ...
I'm out there.
I'm trying.
I am working very hard...
all day and all night ...
for us.
For me and for you.
I'm in a different world, baby ...
and that world is stressing me out
It's stressing me out a lot.
Sorry I doubted you.
The change of career has been a lot.
Its alot.
It is very much.
It is very much.
Poor.
I love you
I love you too.
CHRISTIAN CHICKEN
With that your order ends?
Wait. I do not want the cake.
I find it hard to hear it. There is a baby behind.
- Baby, I said shut up. - Repeat me.
- Excuse me? - The hamburger?
Can you respectfully silence the baby?
- What did he say? Do not! - Go to the window, for God's sake.
Dammit!
It does not work. See you, Teddy.
Is not working.
Teddy Walker, after the sodas machine.
- Hello? - Damn it!
Teddy Walker!
I see you seeing me.
We are in visual contact.
Open your eyes.
Teddy, come here!
Stewart!
Hi.
Did you say "Teddy"?
About 10 times.
- Hello! - Hello.
- Do me a favor. - Yes?
Go and fix the problem of the car that.
And then I tell you what to do, I'm the boss.
- Give me a second. - Hello?
Mrs.
- I do not want the cake. - Well.
He does not want cake.
Remove the cake.
- I do not want cake. - Get closer!
- Did you hear me? - Come here!
- Good. - When he comes ...
tell me to hit the baby.
God does not see everything. Let me know.
Tell me. How are you?
I thought the Woodbridge ones ...
they had entered the school ...
but I understand.
I found this...
at the crime scene.
EVIDENCE
What did you do? Getting into my computer?
Steal the exam?
Are not we paranoid?
Yes?
You bring a chicken wrap ...
in a bag of "evidence" ...
written in your own handwriting.
It is not a smoking gun.
It is a coincidence?
Probably.
If you stole the test ...
I'm going to find out.
I am an honest man earning my life
Teddy Walker does not cheat.
They cheated.
Everyone cheated.
Carrie, they're strong accusations.
Really. I say that?
I feel ofended.
Well, I'll take note, Teddy.
Who wants to admit it?
I also offended myself.
Bobby You are a criminal.
And not very good. That's why you are there.
Did you orchestrate the whole thing?
Will you choose me because of my profile?
I'm the only inmate.
If I'm locked here ...
how could I have stolen the test?
Just a moment!
Did they steal the test?
I am not going to say anything. I know nothing.
I do not know a demon.
Because I did not say that someone stole it.
I will get to the truth.
Who stole the test?
Mac ...
How did you get a perfect score?
This is the thing. Yes?
I know I did not take a perfect rating.
I put some wrong on purpose.
Carambas!
Thank you!
You're a snitch, Mac!
The snitches are cagones.
I do not like cheaters.
And I hate teaching him to a room full of cheaters!
I detest cheating men.
And the cheating women.
I do not deal with politicians.
Why? Because they are cheaters.
Not like Cheetos.
Because "cheaters" are cheaters.
And the powder of Cheetos gives you the color of Trump.
Yes.
It's hard to get rid of that dust of the hands.
It ruins your "jabos".
At first, I liked them.
I'm done with you. You can go from here.
- I'm done. - What?
Carrie. Let me say something.
If I do not certify, He leaves school.
If I do not get certified, I'm going to jail.
I need this!
You need to close your ass. In jail.
I need the certificate.
Randy earns very little.
Do not send me home. I hate my children.
But I love being a mom.
I'm lucky. Good luck.
Carrie, please.
I can not live all my life driving drunk in a car
The least I want ...
is to clean motel rooms.
Yes? Why...
And less the hours.
Because you know what they are.
They're going to be used condoms.
Stained sheets.
Did not you meet your ass there?
Do you know Trina?
And he has a big ass.
Everyone has their soap operas ...
but they would have thought ...
before stealing the test.
Get out of my class.
They are not soap operas.
I want to improve my life.
I'll tell you something about Jay.
Long!
Get out!
Get away from me ...
It was me.
It was me.
Do not get mad at them.
They saw the answers ...
but because I gave them to him.
I was responsible The master mind.
I orchestrated everything. It was me.
Thank you.
Thanks, Teddy.
Thank you for your honesty.
I just want to do the right thing.
Now you can get out of my class.
Go fly.
Let the door, when you go out, Do not hit your buttocks.
I thought that when I spoke, you were going to listen to me.
No. There are no second chances here.
With me, not anymore.
I will not protect you.
- You do not want to be here! - Yes, I want.
You do not want to be here!
Do not.
And all the others?
I want you to think very well ...
if they want this.
Class is over.
"Find a solution ..."
I do not know anything about this. I need you.
- I need your help. - Put your hand down!
I go to Rainbows before they close.
Those are emotional purchases.
Look, lucky cow.
There they sell cheap things.
Teddy
How stupid you are.
She did not know anything Until you admitted it.
We had cheated her ...
but Teddy ...
the stone head ...
Teddy!
You deserved that.
A school.
We have never done a project like this.
I think outside the box.
That's how I am.
If the students are excited their environment...
they will be excited to learn.
Sounds logical. I would be excited.
I'm glad to hear it.
If you are interested, I can show you the school.
Come one day ...
or they can come after school.
We have night programs.
- Hello. - Hello.
Show me what you have. Teach me.
What are you going to give me? Come on
What have you got there?
You're killing me! Won!
Congratulations.
I'm proud of you.
It's not good that you won to your teacher ...
but I liked how you got the calculations for poker.
So I forgive you.
Remember what I told you.
There are no short cuts.
You have to work hard.
Yes? Give me a hug.
I am very proud of you.
You have a good day.
Maybe one day I'll take you to Las Vegas.
That was very good.
You know what?
Here before they gave special education.
We still give it.
Do you have special education?
It is one of my sections.
Of my favorite sections, it's more.
That child brings back memories of myself.
I did not know anything about mathematics.
But I did not have a teacher ...
who will stay to help me.
I know what you are doing.
And I admit ...
that it was good that you paid for your classmates
But you are a scammer.
You try to get by without working.
You can not cheat me.
I already know it.
It's okay? I already know it.
And I promise you it's over.
I will not bamboozle anyone anymore.
Nightlife gives you a second chance.
And if I do not take it, my life is over.
Nightlife is the only thing I have.
Please.
Maybe, but with one condition.
Whatever you say.
We make you tests.
Of ETS? That's not the problem.
I do not care. I say ...
Dammit.
Once it broke the condom to put ...
the balls inside.
No idiot.
Of learning difficulties.
Nobody cares your sexual adventures.
How did the tests come out?
Teddy, the problem is ...
that you are clinically dumb
Already knew.
I knew it was a mistake. I knew it.
Sorry. I was kidding.
- Please. - Look.
I was right. You, my friend, are dyslexic.
Good.
Does that mean I have problems to read and write?
Yes. And you also have dyscalculia.
Dyscalculia? I do not know how to pronounce that.
It's like dyslexia with mathematics.
That i have.
Already knew! And it makes sense.
If one day I have to leave a tip ...
I confuse everything.
That's. We did it!
I have not finished.
You have a processing disorder.
Do I have prostate cancer?
She never touched my ass.
I said: "Processing disorder".
Carrie, if you're not going to help me ...
we are losing time.
Explain what these things are.
If I have a mess of ... OMG!
I'm not processing it.
I did not process any of those things.
You are a beautiful, huge cocktail of learning difficulties.
So I'm not stupid?
I was kidding when I said that.
A good teacher does not call fools to his students.
Good.
And how do we fix it? Solutions
What you have has no cure.
OMG!
Do I have learning herpes?
Caramba!
Dammit!
There is no herpes Learning.
The blisters are coming.
Because I'm thinking.
Hello!
Teddy!
Big Mac
- Leader. - Oh, wow!
Teddy, you're here!
Hello, Teddy! What's up?
Conventional education ...
It's not going to work for Teddy.
We are going to mix methods.
They are giving him hard.
What happens? What are you doing here?
What are you doing in the ring? What happens?
You have difficulties of concentration.
My goal is to eliminate mental chat ...
so you get clear neurological pathways.
And this is not a ring.
It is a hexagon.
It is. Yes.
Why without shoes?
Why the carpet?
What is the square root of 81?
What?
Shit!
The square root of 81?
I do not know what it is!
What do you do?
- Carrie! - Square root of 81.
You break my arm!
I'm clearing your ways.
- Do not! - For!
What do you do?
Concentrate!
Square root! Concentrate!
I dont know! OMG!
Concentrate Teddy, concentrate.
Come on, Teddy. Come on
How do you feel today?
I feel good, Carrie ...
but I do not like this wave of Mr. Miyagi.
What is the capital of Belgium?
Waffles?
- What? - Run!
Do not run away from me!
Do not! He is very young!
- God! - What is the capital of Belgium?
I have not had breakfast. I dont know!
That is not the answer!
Play dead!
Come here!
Teddy, concentrate. Concentrate
Let's hit him!
Is the water composed of ...?
Give him, Teddy. You can.
- Rain. - Rain.
No, wait! Wait!
I know! I know!
Think
Concentrate!
Helium.
- Do not. - Nitrogen.
It is nitrogen. Do not?
- Answer well. - It's a gas.
- What? - It's a gas!
Holy God!
- Give me the answer! - Tell the!
Give me the damn answer. Tell me!
Two parts of hydrogen!
And one of oxygen!
Yes!
Say it again!
Already said. It was already.
I said two parts of hydrogen and a part of oxygen.
Teddy, you're right.
- You guessed. - What?
It is the correct answer.
I knew it!
You knew it!
Yes!
Yes!
What a great day for everyone.
I can not believe that really ...
What?
What is that smell? What is that?
That is a gas.
Did you blow a gas on my face?
Methane.
In my mouth! You are going to break my lips!
That is not education. It is a chemical war.
I will send it to you.
Yes.
Let me see it.
Theresa, what do you have?
It went very fast. I do not want the school to end.
It's okay. You can come to the University with me.
What? You're going?
You do not know what pleasure it gives me.
When did you decide?
No offense...
but being with you scared me.
I'm going to do something in my life.
Wonderful.
I can see you now, with a cute dress ...
a miniskirt, in the yard.
You bring your philosophy thesis and when you go to class ...
- Professor seems brilliant. - Yes
So he grabs you and you feel it against your leg.
Not in a sexual way, but not sexual either.
And he looks a lot like Bruno Mars.
Although it is supercademic, Sometimes he wears pink sacks.
You can go to the University ...
and do those other things.
I? To the University?
Randy would not leave me.
To hell with him.
Do what you want.
You do not know Randy.
You should tell him: "Randy, I want to do this.
"Accept it."
Very well!
Night students!
Last class...
final demonstration.
Carrie, please.
Stop. My brain is a nightmare.
I want to be a hyena, Not Elon Musk or Stephen Hawking.
Well, Luis. We are in the same.
Oh no!
Another science experiment?
No. This is a celebration, Big Mac!
Yes. You have worked hard ...
Dammit!
Forgive me, Bobby.
No, it's fine.
Then I make a toilet punch.
Do you hear that music?
- Yes - Oh yeah!
It's the night of the dance.
Did they go to the dance?
No, I was in prison.
- Yes? - I was with my baby.
This is a signal, friends.
- What? - Yes, we have worked hard.
We have to vent. Let's go to the dance.
Do you know what? Class is over.
Let's shake!
We're going to the dance, baby.
You need to get drunk!
What happened, Theresa?
I've been honking for 15 minutes.
Do not talk to me like that.
I'm your wife. I'm not your mom ...
nor your maid.
And with my certificate I will pursue my dreams ...
and I will need your support.
And I want to have sex on a regular basis.
And I'm talking about a very strange sex.
Do not "make a baby" sex, "45 minute" sex.
Sex of Fifty Shades of Gray.
I want you to break me like a nut.
Did I explain myself well?
It's okay!
Forgive me, baby.
You are a rock star.
And based on what you said ...
I will be your porn star.
Good. We have the party here, today!
It's punch with nothing. And so it is going to stay.
I'm going to try it during the night.
No no.
Excuse me. It's only for students.
This is my night class and they are students.
Technically, it's school hours ...
So, to your living room.
- Today I will give the class in the gym. - Carrie.
- At the party. Take off, bitch. - They can not!
- He won you. - Why so aggressive?
- I shall allow it. - We just want the vibes.
Well, Piedmont, open the way to night school!
Yes!
Careful, careful!
Let's go everyone.
Very well.
Ms. C is going to kill you.
Platform!
That!
God!
Come on!
What do you do?
Very well!
Give him, Theresa!
That is my wife!
That's not for kids, Theresa!
Give it, T!
The dream is what keeps me alive
As difficult as it may be I know I will keep fighting
I'm fighting
I will never let go of the dream
I'll do it
Nobody is ever going to stop the dream
No desert, no viper they will knock me down
- They will not lay me down - They will not knock me down, no
Heart, who is taking care of the children?
I have someone
She said: "I want to be a flight attendant."
See?
"I want to go from one place to another. It will be like going ... ".
Are you listening to me, bitches?
Carrie, you're amazing.
Seriously.
No teacher has believed in me like you.
What can I tell you?
You have grown a lot in such a short time.
And if you keep doing the things we did ...
you're on the right track
Only me...
I am very proud of you.
You know what, Carrie?
These weeks have been incredible.
I mean, we have a strong chemistry.
I feel. And sure you too.
But in spite of the magic of these moments ...
Silly, I'm gay.
I'm not playing.
I'm not saying it's not weird.
And I would sleep with you.
I'm a lesbian.
If you want to dedicate yourself to acting, you can.
I'm not gay.
Tell me that. You are gay?
I'm gay.
I like women.
Are you sure?
- I feel another vibes. - Do not!
I'm pretty sure
OMG!
Teddy?
Do you like the one on the left?
- The one in the tight dress. - Shit, that's mine.
Hello!
They are there.
What are you doing here?
In a high school dance?
What are you doing here, baby?
Why did you come?
Director Patowsky wants redesign the school ...
- and invited us ... - Oh yeah?
Yes.
Well played, Stewart.
Do you know each other?
Ask Stewart.
We went to the Bachillerato together.
I think I mentioned it at the beginning.
Do not.
No, he did not mention it.
I'm very confused
What are you doing here?
And who is she?
I will explain you. It's not what it seems.
I'm here with many guys ...
dressed as always ...
and remember that I flew the store of grills.
The fire threw me from there.
And now my windshield was ...
What affected me most about the car ...
the brakes do not work ...
because I collided with ...
She is gay!
I do not even care.
So...
Dammit. Lisa
- Not now. - Wait.
Lisa!
Well, Lisa.
Can you hear me, please?
- Please listen to me! - What?
What are you going to say, Teddy?
I never finished the Bachillerato.
That woman inside, Carrie ...
She is my night teacher.
I did that at night.
Study to pass the test ...
and be able to work with Marvin.
Do not you work there now?
Not yet.
Now I work in a restaurant, Chicken Christian ...
where the chickens are Christians.
Lisa, let me say this before you judge it.
It is not an ordinary chicken.
It's not the same food ...
They give you in other places.
It has flavour. I do not know if they use a needle ...
- but the taste penetrates. - Jaylen!
How do you know my name?
Black speaks and talks about you.
He said you were pretty. But you passed.
We study with Teddy.
I am Theresa. Jaylen, Mila ...
- Mackenzie and Luis. - Hello.
Do you remember me?
I was the restaurant's waiter ...
when Teddy got pubic hair ...
and put them on the cake for not pay.
Now we are best friends.
Thank you for your honesty.
Honesty.
Already...
which is a lot to assimilate.
Really?
- But I can explain ... - Do not.
- Let me explain you... - Do not.
I'm fed up
You lied to me about everything.
Why?
To impress me?
I earn my own money.
Do you think I care what car?
Or what watch do you bring?
I am not so.
And if you think I'm like that, you do not know me.
It is not true.
And if you do not know me, You can not love me.
That is not true, Lisa.
Do not go back to the department today.
Stay with your nocturnal friend.
Maybe you're interested in this.
Sure it's lies, right?
Lisa!
Lisa!
I removed the shore. As you like.
Thanks Mom.
You will not miss the exam of certification, right?
Yes.
I was doing everything for Lisa.
If he left me, what is his case?
Poor baby, I feel terrible.
Gladys, stop spoiling the boy.
Theodore, you're a mature man.
You need to build your life.
I know, dad.
You say you have dyslexia, discoglia ...
- dyscalculia - As you say.
The thing is that you are dishonest.
For something your girlfriend left you.
Gerald, that was enough.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I deserve it.
Do you believe?
I was being sarcastic.
I'll prepare your bed for you.
Do you want me to clothe you?
Yes please.
- Thanks Mom. - What you want.
I failed
I failed as a father.
What do you wrap?
Why did you get on the bus like that?
- I dont know. - He has no friends.
What is the problem?
Chicken Christian!
Play once if you like chicken!
Touch two if you love the Lord.
HEAVENLY FLAVOR!
Come for your chicken if you want start to win
Hears! Sold!
- What? - You're sold.
I'm making my living
Leave me alone.
Ask for a job in the mail!
- Get out of here. - Repeat that.
Come on! Do what you were going to do.
Take off the veil.
I see you ate the chicken, motherfucker.
So low have we fallen?
How cheeky you are.
Teddy, look ...
I came to ask your forgiveness.
I'm in my break.
- I do not have time for this. - Listen out.
I'm not interested in hearing anything.
No. Listen to me.
I do not want to talk!
- But I do, do you understand? - What?
- Give me 30 seconds. - 30 seconds. Starts.
In the Bachillerato, you had everything I wanted.
You have 28 seconds left.
I had qualifications.
You had sports, friends, girls.
- I was terrible for that. - twenty.
I touched my first tit at 27 years old.
You have 1 left, but before leaving, how pathetic.
- That's what it was. - Why are you telling me?
I flourished late and was desperate.
And I blamed you.
And the other night, when I avenged myself ...
I felt terrible.
I dedicated myself to education to improve lives, not to ruin them.
As well...
I told Stewart that I was going to hit him if I did not ask for your forgiveness.
It is true. That influenced a bit. Very little.
You know what, friends?
Thanks for the moment of tele program with message.
But understand that I'm fine.
I'm where I should be. Already?
Serving fast food next to the encueradas?
Yes. Do you understand?
In this parking lot I can smell ...
Cocoa cream and fried chicken at the same time.
And that for me is a triumph.
- Teddy, listen. - Nothing of that.
I was not going to pass the test ...
so do not be silly and say yes.
And do not make yourself like you do not want call me a fool
You are not dumb.
You can finally say it. Say it!
Teddy
You are many things.
A con man, a liar.
You are very short.
And you talk loudly.
But you're not stupid!
That disguise itself is very silly.
I rebuke you! I reprehend you!
I reprehend you! I'm going to work.
- Let me... - Give me this.
- What do you do?! - Take that off.
Take it off and you will go to the exam!
No no no.
- Let's use words. - Exam!
- Come here. - You know what?
- What do you do? - He has a belt!
He has a belt!
You take off the disguise!
- And you go to the exam! - Hey!
Do not use your hands
Let me! Wow!
It hurts me more!
I can not be part of this.
- My skin! - IM going to break your face.
This is like something black.
I'm going to order the food.
- Already! - Listen to me!
- Already! - Do you hear me?
Yes!
You have worked too much ...
to run in a holy chicken costume.
- It's okay? - Yes
Or you get on that car ...
and you do the exam ...
or I'm still softening your ass.
You choose.
- They are ready? - Good luck.
- Yes - I'm back.
Hi, Carrie.
- Teddy! - Teddy returned!
Nice to see you. What's up?
- Hi, Teddy! - Teddy!
Yes!
What's up, king? Good friend!
Let's give it
He has become a hero.
We are already complete.
Get the computers and answer everything well!
Start!
Well, robot.
Today you will bow to a god.
Good luck to you all.
Come on, Teddy.
CERTIFICATION TESTING SERVICE
Pythagoras theorem.
Concentrate.
Eliminate the mental chat.
Concentrate!
- Concentrate! - OMG!
Concentrate Answer well.
Concentrate!
Yes!
Let's see, everyone, calm down. Do you want?
The results will come out in a minute.
If they take more than 145, they pass.
Is right.
Hard work is rewarded.
Do not panic.
The results are already there.
- Dammit! - Oh, wow!
Pass! I took 146!
146, Mac! Yes!
- I congratulate you. - Yes!
Management, there I go!
He deserved it.
168!
Dangerous curves!
I do not have to clean the house anymore!
- I passed! Pass! - Bobby happened!
That, Bobby!
165, brothers!
This is how it is done, friend!
I will go to university!
- Yes! - She is ready!
I'm proud of you, girl!
Friends.
I'm going to be a dental hienist.
It means "hygienist".
- He's going to be a dental hienist. - I congratulate you!
Ready for this?
- What? - Jay got 146!
Jay pulled a damn 146!
- Same as you, man! - Yes!
- Yes! We won! - I'm proud.
- Not what you say. - How much did you get, Teddy?
Cheer up, Teddy.
I can not see her.
Carrie, take. Vela tú.
OMG! I'm very nervous, man.
Go!
Genius level.
So is.
Teddy, I'm sorry.
Please. Do not joke. Tell me how much I got out.
Tell me how much I got out.
I'm not kidding.
You did not pass.
Walker, Theodore RESULT 117 REPROVED
I took out 117.
I'm sorry, Teddy.
No matter. Do you know why?
It is a minor setback in a higher promotion.
Yes.
- I'll take the test again. - So is.
- You should! - Yes!
I'll do it again.
- Go again! - Take it!
I'm going to do it again!
He is doing the thing of his voice.
Already. I heard it too.
I will take the test again!
- Did the same thing happen to you? - Marv!
- Yes? - I reprobated.
Did you fail the exam?
But I will do it again!
That's what you came for?
I reproached again.
Yes.
But I will do it again.
I will do it again.
Hello everyone.
I definitely did not pass that one.
There was a whole section that I did not understand.
But it goes again.
Are you sure he is not stupid?
CHRISTIAN CHICKEN
The results arrived.
I reprobated.
Just a moment. Wait, I passed!
What what?
178. As for the University.
Pass!
You passed!
Pass! Pass!
You wore it, son!
I made it! I made it!
Be careful, back! Be careful, back!
That's!
Teddy!
Yes!
Thank you! Thank you!
I do not deserve it!
The class of 2018 represents a generation ...
of progressive people ...
of leaders affected by change and reckless.
Let's advance from today with confidence and courage.
When crossing this stage ...
let's do it knowingly that with faith in ourselves ...
there is nothing impossible.
Thank you.
What beautiful words. Thanks, Mikayla.
Before concluding, Surely you will ask ...
why there are students adults on stage.
As everybody know...
I am an innovator.
A nonconformist
I do not follow the ...
So I decided, for the first time in the history of Piedmont ...
invite students of the night school.
And they have chosen a student to speak on your behalf.
It is a great pride for me ...
introduce you to Mr. Teddy Walker.
Very well!
- Give them hard. - You can.
Teddy! Teddy!
Let me start Telling them something about me
My name is Teddy Walker and I am a liar.
For years, I've pretended to be another.
Someone that I am not.
And I did it because I was ashamed.
Shame of not being able learn like everyone
Shame about not being able to test.
Embarrassment to disappoint to my family and my friends.
I got so much time and energy to create this version of Teddy Walker ...
I forgot the value of learning at school.
I'm talking about honesty.
I'm talking about accepting who you are.
And it was not until I met to my friends...
and a teacher who believed in me ...
I could accept who he was.
A loud con man with a lot of learning difficulties.
Do you know what?
For all those who fought with learning the first time ...
I am living proof ...
that they can succeed on your second chance.
I mean, I had many opportunities.
I put many legs.
But I got to the other side.
We all arrived. No, comrades?
Of course.
It is very true.
We had more opportunities.
And now, my dad.
My dad was hard on me. He said certain things.
But he said them for love.
Dad, I know they were not serious ...
some things you told me
I mean, you told me things like:
"I wish I had not had you."
Or: "You were a waste of sperm."
"God, if I could not have done it." You said that.
But you said that for love ...
to motivate and push me.
And you thought that you had failed, but look at me!
Everything is possible!
I made it!
- Yes, bravo! - Give him, Teddy!
Look, dad! I made it!
I told you! What did I tell you?
It's okay. It's okay.
Yes!
How did I not go to work for this?
Thank you for the flowers!
Look what it says.
Hey! It's Teddy.
Have you been in love?
I work. I'm saving lives.
- You love your work. - I love doing it.
There he is, my silly little brother, the smart one.
- I am very proud. - Thank you.
- Yes - I'm glad to see you.
- Nice to see you. Yes. - Thank you.
- Come on man. - Congratulations.
Thanks friend.
- Do I look ready? - Amazing.
Put your face ready. Comes. 1,2,3.
The face of ready.
- Show me. - She's still stupid.
- It's okay. - Very well.
Giving me a call.
Hi.
You gave a lovely speech.
That's the guy I fell in love with.
Allow me to present myself again.
I am Teddy Walker.
I did not finish the Bachillerato.
I work in a fast food place.
I live with my mom.
And I take the bus.
But I would love it...
You do not know how much I would love ...
that you would let me invite you to leave.
Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker.
I would like to go.
You'll have to invite because I dont have money.
I imagined.
I mean, no money.
I get it.
Goes a photo
Photo of the night school.
"Examination" at three o'clock.
- "Examination" at three o'clock. - One two Three.
Examination!
What happens?
It's time to turn up the volume.
This is my home!
Test it!
Be crazy!
Be crazy!
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