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Shamus McBundy,
are you done with me horse?
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No, ma'am.
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I had to send out for extra
parts to reinforce its feet.
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That and a sign to go around
his neck saying, "I'm with fatso."
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You save your tongue for picking
the flies off the pools...
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...that dance beneath your arms.
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Go to. I'm in a hurry.
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Is it the festival of pork pies
and pig swallow you're late for?
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While you're waiting I've got a plum
pony out back you can snack on.
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You been warned.
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I am a great and powerful witch.
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Not as powerful as yon mighty seams
in yon dress...
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...to keep yon belly off yon floor.
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That's it.
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I curse thee, Shamus McBundy...
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...and all thy male descendants.
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Henceforth ye shall only shoe
the large and ungrateful.
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Yikes! Saveth me!
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And so that ye
and all your male descendants...
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...will be hated in this place forever...
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...Lower Uncton
shall always be in darkness...
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...though other towns nearby
stand in sun.
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Well, will you be floating above us
blocking the sun?
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Just for that, throughout eternity
your feet will sweat.
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Aye, and verily smell.
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How could yon
blubber belly curse me?
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I hurled the unspooning stone
in the big game.
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Had I not married,
I wouldst have turned pro.
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And so it begins.
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Early to be this dark.
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This can't be my life.
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What am I, cursed?
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All right, now.
Ladies and gentlemen...
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...we are assembled
for our noon meeting.
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Mayor Fivshaw presiding.
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As we all know, Lower Uncton has
been in darkness for four centuries...
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...and will be so as long
as a male Bundy lives.
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I will now call upon
our village historian...
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...Mr. Winston McPhee,
to take over the meeting.
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Winston?
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Right. Now, I don't have to tell you...
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...it's been a bloody good year
for killing Bundys.
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We've tracked them wherever Bundys
have spread over the centuries.
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In fact, they were easy to find
because no matter what the country...
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...all we had to was go to the local
shoe store, and there they were.
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Now, as you know,
the curse will only be broken...
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...if all Bundys are killed
within our town limits.
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And whilst this monumental task
has indeed almost broken us...
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...I am nevertheless
very happy to announce...
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...that there remains only this Bundy...
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...and his son,
as the last male Bundys on Earth.
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So the curse will be lifted
if we can bring them here...
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...and force upon them
an agonizing death.
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Now just one question remains:
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How do we get them here?
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Look, we've just won
a trip to England!
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- England?
- Unbelievable.
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I know. What's England?
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It's a country, Kel.
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You know, birthplace of Shakespeare?
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Churchill?
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Benny Hill?
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Oh, yeah. The English guy.
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Oh, I love it when he runs fast.
You know, when they go:
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Listen.
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Listen!
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"You have won an all expense
paid trip to London.
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Then be driven to a charming
shaded village and stay in a castle."
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Where I'll be the guest of honour...
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...at a quaint Elizabethan
"expiration ceremony."
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- What's that?
- Who cares? It's free.
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How did we get so lucky?
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Well, it says here...
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...that they put all the names
of everyone in the world in a hat...
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...and drew ours.
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I can't believe this.
It's all expense paid.
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I haven't been this happy
since I lived with my parents.
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Oh, man. I'm gonna get me
an armful of British babes.
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I'll be irresistible.
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Because after years of drinking
their warm domestic ale...
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...they'll learn that
"Nothing Beats a Bud."
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Just remember that
the inflatable women over there...
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...blow up on the left side.
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- No! No!
- Kids, now, hey!
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You got a lot of time to fight.
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This is a momentous occasion...
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...and I think we should have
a hearty "Whoa, England."
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Whoa, England!
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Hi.
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We're going away for a while
and wanted you to know where...
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...since you'd worry and wonder.
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Yep, I'm taking Marcie on an expensive
trip to Epcot Center, in Florida.
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Gee, Epcot Center in Florida.
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Well, that kind of makes
our little trip pale in comparison.
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We're going to England.
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- Can I get a "Whoa, England"?
- Whoa, England!
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Honey, they're "whoa-ing" England.
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And you're taking me
to the state of swamps?
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I wanna "Whoa, England" too.
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You can "whoa" anywhere in
the world, but we're going to Florida.
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We were just kidding
about going to Florida.
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Jefferson's taking me to England too.
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How am I doing that, dear?
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I'm selling your car.
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Hey, that car was a gift
for sexual favours.
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I worked my ass off for that car!
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We're going to England!
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Oh, boy. We're going to England.
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If you dogs mess your cages,
I'm not cleaning it up. Ever!
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Hey, I could be a good friend to you.
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Tonight, in the flea bath,
a real good friend.
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Yep, I'm one lucky dog.
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This is your captain speaking.
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Will the gentleman in 24B
please put his shoes back on?
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I'm choking to death.
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- AI.
- Oh, please.
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They show us the movie Dutch
and they think I stink?
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Take a look around, son.
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You won't see this back home.
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Dad, it's an airport.
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Yeah, but this time we're not dressed
like Hare Krishnas...
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...begging for spare change.
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Welcome to London.
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What's that, honey?
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Oh, it's my English-to-English
translation book.
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"Welcome to London.
Welcome To London..."
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Ten hours on a plane with that man
and those feet.
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I can't wait to change.
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My clothes smell like corroded toes.
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Well, don't blame me.
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For 10,000 bucks less we could be
sniffing the sweet feet of Mike Fink...
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...on his keelboat ride.
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Hey, there's a word I recognize.
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That's our name, honey.
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Hello, hello. Lovely to see you.
Right. Now, I'm Winston.
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I'm your driver, right?
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- And this is my assistant driver, Igor.
- Igor?
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Yes.
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You know perfectly well I had
my name changed legally.
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Is it too much trouble
to address me as Merryl?
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I'll call you Merryl when we're alone,
all right?
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And when was the last time
we were alone?
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Not in front of the Yanks.
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I'm terribly sorry.
As I was saying...
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...we shall be escorting you, but before
we go there's just one little formality.
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It's just for the record, really.
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Are there any more male Bundys?
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Women wish there were.
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Not here.
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Just remember, they must die
in Lower Uncton and not before.
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Got it? Good.
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Follow me. Car's outside.
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Have a nice journey, did you?
Thank you.
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Igor. Okey-dokey.
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We're gonna start our tour...
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...with an immediate visit to a quaint
little English village, Lower Uncton.
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- We don't wanna go there.
- I wanna go London.
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London? No, no, no.
Very little to see in London.
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Very dirty and it's all quite old too.
No, Lower Uncton.
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- Nice car.
- Oh, let's buy one.
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They're putting our luggage
into their trunk.
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I know. It's all part
of my master plan.
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Look, this is a comp trip
for them, right?
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All we have to do
is stay close to them.
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At the very least we should
get a free limo ride into town.
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They left with our luggage!
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- Let's get a cab and follow them.
- No, we can't.
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I put all our money and
travellers cheques in our baggage.
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See, I didn't wanna have
any unsightly bulges in my jacket.
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Well, honey, good news.
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Soon you won't have any
in your pants either.
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Hey! Hey!
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That is St. Paul's Cathedral.
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Great.
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There's Parliament.
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Great.
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Tower Bridge.
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Great.
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And that's Trafalgar Square.
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Great.
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Oh, look. Buckingham Palace.
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Great.
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- Look, a McDonald's.
- Peg, quick! Get the camera.
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I see something else.
Stop the car. Stop the car!
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Oh, I smell many women
happily shopping.
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This is Harrods.
You really must see it.
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You've seen it. Let's go.
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I feel somewhat drawn to this place.
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Would there be enough in your budget
for me to do a little shopping?
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Well, maybe just
a very little shopping.
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- We're a very poor village.
- Can we get stuff for us too?
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If there's time.
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Mom, can we go get
something for us now?
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No time.
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That's the lot, sir.
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Right. Thank you.
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Yeah. Money, money.
Send more money.
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I've never seen shopping like it.
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What? Oh, I don't know.
Just sell something.
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For God's sake.
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- Well, "Marlboro."
- Winston.
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That's much cooler. We're ready.
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Lower Uncton?
Shall we go to Lower Uncton now?
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Are you kidding?
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We wanna see everything,
we wanna do everything.
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The Bundys swing
like a pendulum do.
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First, take me
to your finest bathroom.
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Marcie, can I ride
on the bus now for a while?
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No. You've been a bad boy.
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Besides, we only had
enough money for one ticket.
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Well, then can I stop
at Harrods for a drink of water?
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Shut up.
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Don't you think I'm thirsty too?
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But we have to find the Bundys
and get our luggage back.
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- Where did they say they were staying?
- London.
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Well, then it's only a matter of time.
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Come on.
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Quit embarrassing me!
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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According to legend,
no one can make the guards smile.
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Watch this.
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Excuse me, is that a hat...
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...or are you just a member
of the British Hair Club for Men?
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Let me at him.
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My husband sells
women's shoes for a living.
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Leave this to me.
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I've made men come out of comas.
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I'm stupid too.
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I'm gonna give it one more try.
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That's not a smile.
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It will be when I take it away.
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- What's this?
- Well...
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...Winston says
this is Speakers' Corner.
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People come to listen
to just about any idiot...
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...spout off about
anything that's bothering him.
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I'd like to talk to you today
about women.
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I don't like them.
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Now, I mean, you folks are English...
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...but even you can't like women.
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I mean, you're sitting home
watching sports...
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...and that's the exact time they pick
to plant their ever-widening...
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...what you call "bums,"
next to you...
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...and they ask, " Remember that
restaurant we went to 18 years ago?
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Did you think
that waitress was pretty?"
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Then you tell them to shut up
and they get mad.
247
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,307
Then they cry, then you get mad
because you can't hear the game.
248
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,744
Which I think was their
modus operandi all along.
249
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,881
Now I'm not proposing a solution
because I gotta go soon...
250
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,082
...I see my wife looking.
251
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,950
But I just wanna say...
252
00:15:17,151 --> 00:15:18,619
...I don't like them.
253
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,188
Can I get a hearty,
"Whoa, women. I don't like them"?
254
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:26,126
Whoa, women! I don't like them!
255
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,566
Oh, by the way, am I alone here
in hating the French?
256
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,067
No!
257
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:35,936
I thought not.
258
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:51,385
Any more bright ideas, Mr. A-Little-
Counterfeiting-Never-Hurt-Anyone?
259
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:52,619
As God is my witness...
260
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,855
...I thought Michael Caine
was on the five-pound note.
261
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,390
It's the queen.
262
00:15:56,590 --> 00:16:00,160
Just our luck, we run into the one guy
who can tell the difference.
263
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:03,831
Here I am on my dream vacation...
264
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:07,067
...stuck in an alley, freezing cold,
starving and married to you.
265
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,570
Excuse me...
266
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,505
...but do you remember
that time last winter...
267
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,608
...when I asked you to tape an episode
of Full House and you forgot?
268
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,376
Did I get mad? No.
269
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,912
I just sat there and sulked silently.
270
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,615
But I am hurting inside.
271
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,784
You stink, Marcie.
272
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,054
Don't you push it, Jefferson.
273
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,689
You're not that good in bed.
274
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,991
Oh, come on.
275
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,693
We both know I am.
276
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:34,828
Now relax, babe.
277
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:39,366
It's your good fortune to be married
to a criminal and an inveterate liar.
278
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,134
I'll come up with a scheme.
279
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,203
It's gonna have to be very special...
280
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,673
...because the British are a bit more
sophisticated than the Americans.
281
00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:50,010
I got it. It's brilliant.
282
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,520
Come on, take the picture, Bud.
283
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,455
Shoe salesman.
284
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,766
Al, I don't think we can fit
all this stuff in the limo.
285
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,969
Who cares?
We didn't want all this junk anyway.
286
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,875
- Oh, "Lucky Strike."
- Winston. Winston.
287
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,644
- What?
- No need to get snippy.
288
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:25,979
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Where we going now?
289
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,782
Lower Uncton, that's where.
That's where it's happening, you know?
290
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,918
The birthplace of The Beatles.
291
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,788
- "Camels."
- Winston.
292
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:35,989
Whatever.
293
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,891
Look, we're tired
of just driving around.
294
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,227
- What is your finest hotel?
- The Savoy.
295
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,895
What Igor really meant to say...
296
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:46,900
...is it's the fabulous dumpster
by the Ritz in Lower Uncton.
297
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,236
- Didn't you, Igor?
- No, I think they'll like the Savoy.
298
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,271
Anyway, I've never been there
and I want to go.
299
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,408
To the Savoy then,
"Benson & Hedges."
300
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:55,843
Winston. Winston!
301
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:59,480
Oh, this is so wonderful.
I hope it never ends.
302
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,215
There they are.
303
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:04,151
They're staying in London.
They should be easy targets.
304
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,287
Remember, they've got to be killed
outside Lower Uncton.
305
00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:11,925
- The future depends on it.
- Every Upper Uncton schoolboy knows.
306
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,694
If Lower Uncton gets the sun again...
307
00:18:13,894 --> 00:18:17,831
...then Upper Uncton will lose
all its prosperity as a tourist town.
308
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:22,069
Every year thousands of people come
to our town to view our neighbours.
309
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,973
The village cursed
to inky, hellish darkness.
310
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:28,242
I know better than anyone.
311
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,577
My father owns
the T-shirt concession.
312
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:34,281
Remember, they must be killed
outside Lower Uncton...
313
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,749
...or the curse goes on forever.
314
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:36,950
Don't worry.
315
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:40,287
The Bundys will never
leave London alive.
316
00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:47,878
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