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Chris Chris
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oh hello i strong young Christmas going
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to propose to me so top son um I can't
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really who you call me back when you a
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better reception
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I never wanted to get married I mean I
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had nothing against it per se it's just
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it was never a fantasy of mine and no my
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parents aren't divorced and I'm not
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emotionally damaged I grew up in a
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crowded apartment in Brooklyn that's mom
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grandma dad and me I always had the
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nagging sense that life was short and I
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really wanted to be somebody
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preferably someone who died tragically
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young leaving behind a trail of grieving
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fans and lovers I just can't believe it
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oh yeah this is a good thing I know I
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know it's just I don't think I'm ready
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for this
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I'm not waste material look Sonia if
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you're really not ready then just go in
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there and talk to him he's got a whole
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you know what I'll do i I'm just um I'm
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gonna tell you yes now and then I'm just
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gonna tell him that I'm not ready later
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that's a little
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I'm sorry I just saw the him and I
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panicked
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not panicked but I freaked out
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we would relate maybe I'm so sorry I'm
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sorry
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hi Chris is me I'm so sorry
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we we please call me when you can
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I love you thank you
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you know it's so beautiful around here
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poppies are expensive I like them from
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your wedding
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Nora what I'm pregnant and a bride these
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are my best friends we all went to high
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school together when we were younger
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romance seemed simple all you had to do
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was become a gorgeous independent
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prostitute and the rest would fall into
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place in college it turned out it wasn't
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PC to want to be a prostitute even one
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with as much self-respect as Julia
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Roberts so we you reshaped our
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priorities like the ladies of Sex in the
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City we too were going to make the most
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of our 20s and 30s but it turned out to
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be pretty hard juggling our budding
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careers in a social life
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and soon we all had boyfriends and then
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suddenly we married a guy whose 40th
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birthday she'd organized for her party
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planning firm he designed it and I
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married a guy from her yoga studio it's
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just a placeholder until he can afford
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the real one
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Nora's fiance mark was a friend of
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Chris's and we'd introduce them only six
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months earlier until we were at least 30
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to get married we are 30 he'll call
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hello son mark did you talk to Chris
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yeah beyond
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and he's fucked up this is fucked up
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what oh yeah he says to tell her to put
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out the candles okay I love you to keep
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buying what do you say
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he told mark to remind you to put out
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the candles oh that's it he said he's
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sounding pretty broken up God we put
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into a coma
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thank you no no come on no no no no I
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don't I don't know come on oh oh it's
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cool I didn't like those anyways sorry
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back side two forward three side for how
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do you know how to do this mark and I
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started a ballroom dancing club at
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college to make girls one girl signed up
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been about seven other dudes so we
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mostly just danced with each other oh my
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god I can't believe you had to start a
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dance club to meet girls hey Mark
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yeah but you wait really
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all right
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you know we talked about before I told
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you that I wasn't really ready that was
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a year ago well we hadn't really talked
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about it since then you know I guess I
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just wanted to surprise you
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I thought you said it was stupid when
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people talked all about it and when you
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picked out the ring together and just
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acted like it was a big surprise yeah
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sorry that wasn't it no yesterday no
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what she just needs some time to think
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about it yeah Donny great is that it's
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okay sure
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I gotta go to my be like oh there I'm
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sorry I'm such an asshole
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it's okay
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probably gonna die few years younger now
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been proposed to I've been proposed to
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I've been I've been proposed to and just
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left out every doubt I ever had about
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marriage floated up in my brain like
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when people fish with a dynamite
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I worried Chris and I weren't compatible
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enough amazing the way they like sees
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their fate and they just really did
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their thing the dot but would you rather
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you know I have to I worried well
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frankly recently I worried we didn't
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have enough sex or the right kind of sex
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I think that's too sheer
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and three I always thought that by the
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time I got married I would be different
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better you like a real woman more
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accomplished cleaner bolder you like
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her
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who was I kidding
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I mean just look at her
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she's probably wearing a lady bra not a
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sports bra that gives her one flat
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uniboob
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she probably had a light gluten-free
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breakfast
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she's obviously traveled all over
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have loads of lovers this is where I
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work we write music for commercials you
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know like Nabisco but also just
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background music that you wouldn't
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necessarily notice I try and compose as
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much as I can but my actual job is
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assisting the other composers warning hi
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I just need that's my boss back this
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Macy's Christmas sale
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already oh and I put you on the baby
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wash job
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is your pile and this is so great huh
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thank you so much you or yours too
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genius at this yeah you are no seriously
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this is like the most amazing composing
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website I've ever seen well I hope that
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you know what you wanted oh no was it
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was I a Hitler client oh oh we're not
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Hitler
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maybe Mussolini oh um well let me get
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you your check hey would you maybe you
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want to get a drink oh I would love to
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but I'm in this complicated thing
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understood yeah no I'm sorry I'm so
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sorry I'm sorry that was inappropriate I
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guess thanks and good luck on everything
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seriously gonna be huge thank you why
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did you say no you said no ladies
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there's nothing complicated about it
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Zack just uses you when he's lonely okay
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so remember my boss Zack he wasn't
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always just my boss
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in my defense Zack was a really talented
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musician plus he traveled all over and
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had these amazing stories like the time
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you saved a little Indian boy from a
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snakebite and was given this sitar and
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gratitude
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I'm so embarrassed
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you should not be best I thought it was
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great well I've never seen anything like
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yeah cuz it was terrible
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no I thought it was interesting and I
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thought your music was terrific really
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yeah absolutely I thought I made the
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film you really think that mm-hmm ha 2
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percent you know I'm kind of proud of it
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too because this director had pushed me
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this really some modern bla direction
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you know it's us all scariest sounds and
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there was no actual music music but I
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was just I really wanted it to have an
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old-fashioned theme driven vibe you know
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like like Hitchcock is gonna say that
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really yeah
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this felt like how did the theme every
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time the shark came around yeah yeah my
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my butternut what no no no I just like I
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can't say you can't I can't yeah I don't
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it makes me very self-conscious singing
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dancing oh wow you're a lot of fun yeah
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yeah everyone at work makes fun of me
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for that but I just I cannot do it it
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makes me feel naked so what about
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singing in the shower well there I'm
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already naked
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so
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my place or yours just kidding but do
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you want to go over something that
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always confused me in romantic movies is
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I'll go freshen up what are they doing
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there am i doing a wrong thing back i
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bet to tell you really look really
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pretty today oh mercy um do you want to
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see my studio Wow
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like a real studio yeah pretty much I've
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been saving up all year and I just
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soundproof my window Hey
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Wow yeah
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I could murder you no one would hear it
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Wow what a really nice booth
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thank you I've been told by anyone
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special sorry something fell out of you
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you okay
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oh boy so um obviously we should still
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use a condom yeah yeah not that you
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don't seem a disease I know it was
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actually is actually you that I was
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worried about I was gonna say we should
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use to safety in numbers
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driver pigs yeah I know but shouldn't we
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be listening to Mozart or something for
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the baby yeah if you on your baby to be
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like a weird overachieving little freak
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better that than a granola lesbian
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dude I can't believe this whole place is
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yours
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I know it's actually the smallest house
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in the neighborhood the real estate
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market just ass raped us speaking of
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which did Nora tell you Mars happen
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what come on I want to show you inside
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I'm sorry it was an accident her belly
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has me all disoriented this is the
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dining room
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no the kitchen did you think we're like
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total sellouts first law school now this
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no no no it's just so no no I know yeah
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look how clean it is
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it really is impressively clean it was
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dumb man I should have told people
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before him everybody at work looks at me
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like I have cancer fuck so now what I
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don't know guess she's thinking about it
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well either way man I'm sure it's not
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you like if she says no she would have
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said no to any guy what do you mean well
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I'm not saying she's a lesbian look I'm
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no expert but most girls are dying for
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this shit like Nora begged me to marry
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her and she was a lesbian she begged you
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yeah dude
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begged Sonja's different right well
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that's what I'm trying to say just maybe
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resolve this sooner than later because
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you don't want to stick around for
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another two years if she's not gonna
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marry you
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Oh Oh Chris can help me dig out that
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stump why do you need to dig out his
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tongue because that's where we're gonna
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bury learn things foreskin it's a Jewish
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tradition no we are not butchering baby
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Eli
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Bing
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Bing as in like Chandler Bing no Crosby
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I just need a little time you know I
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still feel like I need to UM make it
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evolve Oh more you know I you know like
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in general and you know at work too but
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I also was thinking that maybe you know
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we could work on some stuff get spice
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things up a little bit
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how much time do you think you'll need I
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don't know because the uncertainty is
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kind of killing me it's not really that
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uncertain it was not uncertain that we
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just set a date for our engagement for
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my month or two there two months or two
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three what if I need six months what if
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I don't know how long I'm gonna need
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Chris and maybe we shouldn't
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be together
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you gonna break up with me if I don't
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know if I don't give you a date to get
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engaged by but you don't get it I love
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you and I want to be with you forever I
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think you're perfect I don't think you
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need to evolve and I think we're great
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too and if you don't then maybe you just
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want different things we always will
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can I at least have a few days to think
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about this is so crazy
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women give men all tomatoes all the time
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and maybe he's right and me were I think
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two different you guys love each other
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as much as any couple I know and before
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all this you guys were doing green right
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did you email about Google I don't think
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I want to why you said that that's every
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nerd stream job why no I'm I'm planning
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my job here this is your career this is
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your whole life you don't want to just
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be fine with it
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you're so great at what you do you you
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you should pursue this maybe why are you
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getting so worked up about this because
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you're just you're like this with
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everything it's like you're you're okay
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with everything just being okay why
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shouldn't I be because okay is like it's
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you know it's like settling for seven
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out of ten seven is great seven is it's
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that's barely passing if you could if
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you get below a 70 on a test you fail
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you only live once and you should at
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least try to have everything in your
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life Peyton that's crazy that's not
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crazy why is that crazy I think you're a
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ten I think you're more than a 10 you do
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of course I do
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why what do you think I am I think we
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just grade differently I'm sorry okay I
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think you're ten can we please just
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forget it
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I'm fine look see this this is where I
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live right like a really great day it's
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like a seven okay
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like the day my dad died it's probably a
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two and I just I live right in there
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you know I think you're amazing yes I've
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never met anybody you like you I think
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that's one of the reasons that I don't
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really care about the job thing is
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because I'm so happy with you
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plus it's in San Francisco you love New
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York you know but if you love it we
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could figure something out you know
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they still mad at me no no we're just
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gonna get a little work done
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we will tomorrow okay oh that's how my
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grandma used to kiss me yeah but what
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does that mean exactly not all the time
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we haven't done it in nine months
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seriously not since the baby
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breastfeeding comes wanna try vagina
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whoa anyway you really can't compare
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like that yeah I know that's everybody
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but how else am I supposed to gauge
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what's acceptable
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well Krista's behavior certainly isn't
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acceptable I don't know I I think that
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he made some fair points
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he doesn't cave you should definitely
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get to keep the place what do you mean
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well you're not gonna let him extort a
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yes out of you are you it's not
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extortion an ultimatum is an acceptable
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form of negotiation extortion is illegal
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what oh I can't think straight you
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should talk to him
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I'm Laura we read the same train right
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yes
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Sonia what you get just some underwear
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I'm Way behind on my laundry oh me too
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did you see there's a sale on cosa
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Bella's oh I've never tried the whole
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song thing oh you know I used to be like
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that too but they're actually totally
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comfortable and much more flattering
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than you would think and you can't see
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them not even through us or wrong I
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travel a lot for work you dreamt of
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being a princess now you have a little
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princess of your own and we understand
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that keeping her clean and healthy is
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the most important thing to you that's
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why all our products are made from the
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purest organic ingredients with no
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artificial or chemical additives
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hi Zack hi
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Judah see Sonya yeah so for me
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oh we were flower shopping for Nora's
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wedding and they gave us some free
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sample it was so much fun it made me
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want to get married again sorry it's
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okay it's not like I have a disease
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smell this one Wow
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that's what I said he said it's too
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strong I told you it's different when
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there's one at every table Sonya yeah
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are you wearing a thong no yes you are
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okay please don't laugh at me I have
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thongs no I know I bet I didn't until
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yesterday and then I picked up the wrong
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bag so I told my friends about the woman
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from the Train and how I'd always
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fantasized that by the time I got
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married I'd be more like her I told them
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that I couldn't imagine saying yes to
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Kristen arrow given our different
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expectations of life and the flow of and
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that if this meant he was going to dump
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me maybe that didn't have to be so
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terrible maybe it could even be an
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opportunity to explore and grow maybe
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even do some traveling like that lady
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who wrote Eat Pray Love then do it
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oh I have a promotional voucher with
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virgin we could get you a ticket half
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off I think it's good for anywhere over
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the Atlantic so where would you ideally
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want to go well can we wait wait wait I
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don't what
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but it's okay if Chris backs out we can
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just reclaim the voucher yes no he's not
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gonna back out he won't even speak to me
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yeah okay yeah I'll take a few days off
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okay
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so where'd you could go to India like
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scheana Oh Paris Rome you look up the
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breed CEO
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so I guess this is goodbye
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he's a sadness you are lesbian because
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when I first see you I like you very
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much hey hi
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what's that it's night in America for
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you
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I'm really sorry um I can't be engaged
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right now so just let me finish it okay
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cuz I actually think that it's okay
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you know because I think the ultimatum
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made me realize that we want different
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things at least right now so I bought
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this ticket and I'm gonna go to Rome and
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do something bold for once and well you
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saying you don't want to be together at
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all though didn't you say that we I
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write we either get engaged no yeah am i
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right
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right um that a great time on your trip
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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wait I came here to tell you I want to
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be with you no matter what wait wait
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wait what oh don't you ever feel like
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you haven't really lived I feel like I
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was waiting for you to start
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ciao Mickey Mouse Sonia Friedman
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so yeah Wow how are you this is so nuts
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nuts I don't know we have a work
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emergency maybe you help okay yeah yeah
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this is my brother
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ciao no no no sure personal problem we
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do travel guides oh you're missing an H
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hip-stir hip-stir hip-stir hip-stir for
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roma
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hipster Milan its hipster hipster signal
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mallet Thank You Audrey and Roman
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holiday yeah
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maybe her lesbian cousin hello I need C
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omelet mm-hmm walk around a little bit
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yeah
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and not so much robotic grazie TV show
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okay
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and I Love Lucy hey Captain Hook walking
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do their walking dead yeah really
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stabbing I don't know anything
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I'm Amanda Knox Smurfs the Smurfs girl
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Marilyn Monroe oh hey Jimi Hendrix no
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Kurt Cobain I don't know it's Audrey
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Hepburn in Roman holiday ah si si si si
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pretty woman
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Hitler a Fawlty Towers
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Charlie Chaplin yes miles daily
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honorable Lecter the Bible
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Adam and Eve gone with the wind
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I'm good
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sorry sorry sorry sorry I don't think he
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knows uh I just I almost just gotten
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engaged and I don't I don't think I'm
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ready for this I'm sorry oh I I've never
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done the whole a groom your privates
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thing oh my god seriously I can't
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believe I'm letting you do this no more
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with you have you done this before my
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family old gobblers
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the piache hmm great yeah offer me candy
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and then asked me to get your van you
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know like an after-school special like a
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child molester ah si si si no we don't
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have those in Italy is a free society
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more open not so comes to nature repress
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we love who we love
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that just sounds like it's okay to be a
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child molester in Italy I kiss you know
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we kiss already know uh you say the rest
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of our marriage okay
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Bella Sonia I had to go and take some
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money and phone I pay you back
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I'm almost married - and we have baby
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soon I promised her rain but never have
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enough money please forgive me
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and remember I like you always Pablito
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I really miss you guys so um this thing
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is I think I just got robbed
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I mean I know that I did
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hello hello all right
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yeah hi yeah
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oh I know it's it's the TV are you all
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right yeah I'm fine I just uh I was an
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idiot and I got robbed but when in Rome
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yeah okay physically yeah no totally
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Bologna Chris
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a beyond our own personal security is a
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turbulent ankle I probably mention
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peyote volta sequester from teen juan
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serrano in 2000 when I taught a villain
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Tata Sperry mo petrochemical founders
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so it wasn't amazing um amazing no but
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I'm glad I went I guess why didn't you
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take your clothes off it was just to
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give him an idea
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okay well I'll have to do something
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about this but I think you look gorgeous
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it's beautiful it's beautiful I don't
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know I just don't feel like it's me
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honey you would be a burlap sack yes
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that's what I was talking about when I
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said I wanted something more canvas II
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Kemba see wait are you talking about
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linen yes lady you know
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linen is what you wear to a beach party
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it's casual at wrinkles so casual is
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good please why can't we just make this
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whole wedding thing more homey
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okay I'll see what I can do
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we're still living with you guys
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I see these
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why don't you come for dinner
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would be the point point would be to
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have dinner
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just think about it okay
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hey I'm gonna head out are you okay Tara
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left me for good this time oh man I'm so
546
00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:29,470
sorry oh listen I need you to do me a
547
00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:29,980
favor I need to get out of here I'm a
548
00:52:29,470 --> 00:52:31,000
mess
549
00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:33,010
can you just throw something together
550
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,020
for me for that sneaker thing oh well
551
00:52:33,010 --> 00:52:37,750
actually I I have a dinner
552
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:41,340
it may take you long you just got back
553
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:44,000
from vacation your rocket I know it
554
00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:46,670
you've run
555
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,320
you swim
556
00:52:46,670 --> 00:52:51,050
you climb
557
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:56,420
you fight
558
00:52:51,050 --> 00:53:02,620
you fall you get up and you do it all
559
00:52:56,420 --> 00:53:02,620
again because you are a woman
560
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:36,900
okay they've been going on for about
561
00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:40,740
21st century and you carry hi gran hides
562
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:57,600
happen hi God Gary is the Midwife fit us
563
00:53:40,740 --> 00:54:00,180
no actually that's funny just can say
564
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:05,160
Midwife means with woman said he could
565
00:54:00,180 --> 00:54:07,860
be a man or a woman okay I'm a man he
566
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:11,820
doesn't understand he just doesn't
567
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:14,760
respect my opinion oh come on sure he
568
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:16,920
does oh I did all this homework I did
569
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:18,810
all this research I mean Gary is the
570
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,460
seventh weighted Midwife in the
571
00:54:18,810 --> 00:54:26,550
tri-state area
572
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:28,200
actually it's six now well everything
573
00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:31,860
looks great I think we got it I think we
574
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:34,680
got a good one coming so nice to meet
575
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:36,890
you nice to meet you too Gary Nora take
576
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:41,610
care I will see you soon
577
00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:48,150
yes thanks Gary all right stay cool okay
578
00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:50,160
you know hey what if Mark and I just
579
00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:50,850
rushed into this I mean we hardly know
580
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,040
each other
581
00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:55,710
you guys are amazing together you won't
582
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:58,740
even talk to Gary he won't listen you
583
00:54:55,710 --> 00:55:02,370
will I think he's just scared scared a
584
00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:04,770
foot you know guys they get squeamish
585
00:55:02,370 --> 00:55:07,890
and you know scared about stuff that
586
00:55:04,770 --> 00:55:10,200
they don't know about he did tell me
587
00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:19,670
that he had a dream that Gary ate the
588
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:24,180
baby oh did you see Chris yeah and I
589
00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:27,660
feel like I'm intruding you told him was
590
00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:29,490
coming right you're not interrupting you
591
00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:32,220
didn't tell them I don't mean to tell
592
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:33,080
him he wants to see you I know he wants
593
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:54,280
to see you and this is
594
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:54,280
house where's mark bathroom house true
595
00:55:55,030 --> 00:55:58,870
I'm sorry my best
596
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:12,450
thanks you guys hey did Chris tell you
597
00:56:10,890 --> 00:56:14,430
that he's been teaching me to dance I
598
00:56:12,450 --> 00:56:19,650
want to surprise mark for the wedding
599
00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:23,520
you want to show her sure okay it's
600
00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:26,310
really hard okay yeah
601
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:41,280
one two not as impressive if you count
602
00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:46,820
out loud oh oh yeah you're you're going
603
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:46,820
to soon Oh awesome
604
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:11,260
we're gonna eat or what I uh I'm gonna
605
00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:13,420
take off going oh you're you're not
606
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:13,900
gonna stay for dinner no sorry I gotta
607
00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:22,360
go
608
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:23,650
I did I'm so sorry I I should have told
609
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,780
him you were coming I guess we caught
610
00:57:23,650 --> 00:57:26,710
him off guard but I know he wants to see
611
00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:29,250
you okay
612
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:29,250
shut up mark
613
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:21,160
I'm totally stuffed down with the
614
00:58:18,619 --> 00:58:21,160
spanner table
615
00:58:27,390 --> 00:58:33,359
like John
616
00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:33,359
it's crazy we're over here
617
00:58:45,580 --> 00:58:49,710
Oh so on
618
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:50,850
we're doing the seating chart at Nora's
619
00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:52,440
and Chris was there he hasn't just
620
00:58:50,850 --> 00:58:58,200
broken up so I didn't want to sit with
621
00:58:52,440 --> 00:59:03,140
me it was okay you know
622
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:06,870
why would II um I'm gonna get my music
623
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:10,220
hey hey hey hey I'm sure he would love
624
00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:10,220
to sit with you if he knew you wanted to
625
00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:17,760
you won't even look at me he proposed
626
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:21,500
you three weeks ago he loves you
627
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:26,750
you're being loony listen to me
628
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:26,750
seriously he's got to talk to him
629
00:59:38,989 --> 00:59:44,640
Jonathan is with him right now hi hi I'm
630
00:59:42,839 --> 00:59:47,069
Katie I went to college with mark and
631
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:50,069
Chris hi Sonia I was just going to show
632
00:59:47,069 --> 00:59:51,839
Chris my kid anyway so I literally feel
633
00:59:50,069 --> 00:59:53,910
like I haven't slept in two and a half
634
00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:55,380
years I swear before I hear these
635
00:59:53,910 --> 00:59:57,420
stories about people throwing their
636
00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:57,930
babies in the garbage and whatever and I
637
00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:01,710
thought
638
00:59:57,930 --> 01:00:04,440
animals but now I can understand I mean
639
01:00:01,710 --> 01:00:10,670
I wouldn't obviously but do either of
640
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:10,670
you have kids no no mmm they're great
641
01:00:13,249 --> 01:00:20,119
well I'm gonna get another drink
642
01:00:15,809 --> 01:00:20,119
you guys want anything no thank you
643
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:30,890
that kid looked a little like the devil
644
01:00:25,670 --> 01:00:33,420
grant I wasn't really good to see you
645
01:00:30,890 --> 01:00:39,119
the other night Chris we need you for
646
01:00:33,420 --> 01:00:43,020
pictures Lee we please hold on to sit
647
01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:45,450
with you tonight after dinner part they
648
01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:48,560
seated us at different tables but I
649
01:00:45,450 --> 01:00:48,560
really want to sit with you
650
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,460
I really miss you
651
01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:56,210
to have to talk to you
652
01:00:58,310 --> 01:01:09,250
nope good I promise to love you take
653
01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:14,030
care of you
654
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:16,490
put up with you and never to watch TV
655
01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:32,780
shows without you and then pretend I
656
01:01:16,490 --> 01:01:34,810
haven't seen them Nora I what she said
657
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:37,610
everything she said is what I think do
658
01:01:34,810 --> 01:01:39,620
well folks there you have it mark
659
01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:43,930
Nora and now pronounce you husband and
660
01:01:39,620 --> 01:01:43,930
wife mark may kiss the bride
661
01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:09,760
so we get in tomorrow and Lee said that
662
01:02:08,140 --> 01:02:12,910
right away they greet us would like this
663
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:16,210
crazy spread oh did she tell you how
664
01:02:12,910 --> 01:02:22,300
we're gonna be rich no I have a great
665
01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:23,200
idea it's genius three ounce lube till
666
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:25,120
death do us part
667
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:28,060
come no i'm see this is a serious idea
668
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,860
okay if you you can get shampoo you can
669
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:30,670
get lotion you can get all that stuff in
670
01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:32,710
a travel-size
671
01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:35,470
you can't find travel-size lube anywhere
672
01:02:32,710 --> 01:02:37,750
I spent all morning with an eyedropper
673
01:02:35,470 --> 01:02:38,680
filling a bunch of containers of it
674
01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:42,510
mm-hmm
675
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:42,510
that's really what he did yeah
676
01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:35,950
Chris I'm so sorry for everything so
677
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:37,300
you had a horrible tonight and it's safe
678
01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:39,600
to say it's the worst decision you've
679
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,600
ever made
680
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:57,710
do you still love me of course I still
681
01:03:54,390 --> 01:03:57,710
love you you moron
682
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:08,720
yes dude our songs coming on next
683
01:05:11,970 --> 01:05:21,660
okay I got some catching up to do girls
684
01:05:25,950 --> 01:05:38,010
okay was mark yesterday so cute adorable
685
01:05:31,319 --> 01:05:38,010
your speech was really good Beatrice
686
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:45,990
hello no sim
687
01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:55,980
oh wow you know absolutely that sounds
688
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,970
great
689
01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:59,970
yeah no I'll get back to you by Monday
690
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:12,390
thank you great how's that I got the
691
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,390
Google job
692
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:24,530
my god I didn't even know you applied oh
693
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:28,970
I'm so proud of you my son
694
01:06:24,530 --> 01:06:30,980
it's just what about us don't figure
695
01:06:28,970 --> 01:06:33,580
something out we could see each other on
696
01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:35,540
weekends um we could meet in the middle
697
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:38,060
eventually you can get a transfer the
698
01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:40,130
New York office you know we'll figure it
699
01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:44,890
out I don't want to be in a
700
01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:46,970
long-distance relationship I'm 32
701
01:06:44,890 --> 01:06:47,510
honestly I'd rather just not take the
702
01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:50,540
job
703
01:06:47,510 --> 01:06:51,950
you can't not take the job why rather
704
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,790
use you this is a once in a lifetime
705
01:06:51,950 --> 01:07:00,530
opportunity
706
01:06:52,790 --> 01:07:03,500
you can't not take the job what are you
707
01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:05,270
doing don't you see we're headed right
708
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:07,220
back to where we started because I'm
709
01:07:05,270 --> 01:07:08,599
pushing you with this job thing I want
710
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:10,940
you to be happy I want you fulfill your
711
01:07:08,599 --> 01:07:14,080
potential make me happy and you know
712
01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:14,080
exactly what that is
713
01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:30,319
wait wait wait wait wait what um to the
714
01:07:26,779 --> 01:07:34,220
idea amenable yeah Sonya amenable people
715
01:07:30,319 --> 01:07:36,440
are amenable to paying taxes I don't
716
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:38,180
want you to do this for me what I can't
717
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:39,829
help it if your fantasy isn't mine
718
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:41,690
marriage isn't a fantasy it's what
719
01:07:39,829 --> 01:07:43,970
normal people do okay well I'm sorry I'm
720
01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:49,239
not normal enough for you I don't want
721
01:07:43,970 --> 01:07:49,239
to tell you I loved it you know
722
01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:58,900
look we've given this more than a fair
723
01:07:54,400 --> 01:08:01,170
chance so obviously it's just not gonna
724
01:07:58,900 --> 01:08:01,170
work
725
01:08:26,589 --> 01:08:33,730
stars are just like you and me
726
01:08:28,910 --> 01:08:33,730
I guess that's possible
727
01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,009
you
728
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:47,130
wait wait so it wasn't the coach it was
729
01:08:44,530 --> 01:08:47,130
the stepfather
730
01:08:47,370 --> 01:08:53,220
oh yeah
731
01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:15,850
we finally heard back from Athletica
732
01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:18,160
okay they love your track seriously like
733
01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:18,609
lost their shit loved it wow that's
734
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:20,470
great
735
01:09:18,609 --> 01:09:22,690
awesome it's more than awesome c'mon
736
01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:24,460
let's go celebrate can take a rain check
737
01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:26,650
I'm not I'm not feeling very well oh
738
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:29,580
come on let's go drown our sorrows on
739
01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:32,580
the Athletica tab who's the boss huh
740
01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:32,580
okay
741
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:37,170
Nirvana's front end
742
01:09:39,950 --> 01:09:47,150
I always thought I'd be dead by 30
743
01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:50,000
instead Here I am almost 40 and writing
744
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:51,800
jingles you know you could look on the
745
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:56,300
bright side what's that
746
01:09:51,800 --> 01:10:01,190
you're not dense oh all the coolest guys
747
01:09:56,300 --> 01:10:06,350
died young James Dean Jimmy Hendrix Jim
748
01:10:01,190 --> 01:10:09,830
Morrison I guess Jim Morrison always
749
01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:12,110
seems kind of lame to me what yeah and
750
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:20,180
do you think any of those guys were ever
751
01:10:12,110 --> 01:10:23,260
happy happy who's ever happy seriously
752
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:23,260
when was the last time you were happy
753
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:57,000
I was trying to decide whether to equip
754
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:58,680
my food blog or go to law school version
755
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:03,590
of yourself get in the way of what you
756
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:03,590
really want to do makes you happy mark
757
01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:12,570
and it's ok if I want to have a job
758
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:16,470
where I make enough money to oh he's
759
01:11:12,570 --> 01:11:17,970
here uh mark could you give me Chris's
760
01:11:16,470 --> 01:11:21,780
address can you hear me
761
01:11:17,970 --> 01:11:25,140
man's word is his bond come on mark mark
762
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:28,020
I need Chris's address and I know that
763
01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:30,750
you don't trust me right now but I have
764
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:31,860
to see how much I want to tell him that
765
01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:35,280
I want to marry him
766
01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:36,900
are you going to propose yeah I heard
767
01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,880
her I heard it but I don't have the
768
01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:40,620
address
769
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:43,530
in Pennsylvania it says grandma's
770
01:11:40,620 --> 01:11:47,250
birthday or something okay calm down
771
01:11:43,530 --> 01:11:50,010
no I I think the baby's coming
772
01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:55,680
what what holy shit I'm gonna get the
773
01:11:50,010 --> 01:11:59,490
bad peaceful environment sure come with
774
01:11:55,680 --> 01:12:01,680
you no absolutely not you go do what you
775
01:11:59,490 --> 01:12:05,780
need to do I want this baby to have a
776
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,780
whole set of godparents
777
01:12:10,929 --> 01:12:18,790
hey Sonia hey oh god are you I saw your
778
01:12:16,690 --> 01:12:22,179
ball don't worry about it I brought it
779
01:12:18,790 --> 01:12:26,770
before where you headed Harrisburg I got
780
01:12:22,179 --> 01:12:29,590
a visit the my friend how are you I sell
781
01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:32,850
medical supplies so um I'm doing the
782
01:12:29,590 --> 01:12:32,850
Philly hospitals this week
783
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:47,909
hey is the baby here no but sewn chris
784
01:12:43,979 --> 01:12:51,079
is here what chris is here Marc put
785
01:12:47,909 --> 01:12:51,079
something up on Facebook
786
01:12:54,979 --> 01:12:58,760
sir I'm really sorry but I have to get
787
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,679
off the bus and please take your seat
788
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:03,050
please sir this is an emergency I can't
789
01:13:00,679 --> 01:13:05,179
stop the bus now is to get too long okay
790
01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:08,780
sir ma'am please take your seat please
791
01:13:05,179 --> 01:13:10,130
okay my boyfriend my ex-boyfriend I'm
792
01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:11,900
gonna propose to him that's why I'm on
793
01:13:10,130 --> 01:13:15,769
the bus your boyfriend be the one doing
794
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:19,039
the propose he tried and you said no yep
795
01:13:15,769 --> 01:13:21,889
sort of so I just early drink know how
796
01:13:19,039 --> 01:13:23,840
he hit you what no no no God we setting
797
01:13:21,889 --> 01:13:27,050
the bar little low here so what was the
798
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:30,130
problem I don't know I just didn't know
799
01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:34,740
what I wanted to do is my life yeah
800
01:13:30,130 --> 01:13:34,740
when I was young I wanted to be a poet
801
01:14:13,930 --> 01:14:25,780
hi hi say hello to baby am i don't do
802
01:14:22,310 --> 01:14:32,390
his friends it has been a lie Bing
803
01:14:25,780 --> 01:14:34,960
Gessler don't hold him yeah should I
804
01:14:32,390 --> 01:14:34,960
wash my hands first
805
01:14:40,530 --> 01:14:51,820
very very so handsome I know I can't
806
01:14:45,099 --> 01:14:55,899
believe we made him his head is like a
807
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:57,369
little a little change oh my god pot we
808
01:14:55,899 --> 01:15:01,479
smoked before realizing our I was
809
01:14:57,369 --> 01:15:05,079
pregnant well I'm not sure then it's
810
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:10,059
it's supposed to change it'll definitely
811
01:15:05,079 --> 01:15:10,239
change okay all right I gotta get going
812
01:15:10,059 --> 01:15:15,629
guys
813
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:15,629
are you leaving congratulations buddy
814
01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:31,179
Chris wait Chris what I know I'm
815
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:32,349
probably way too late and I know you
816
01:15:31,179 --> 01:15:35,339
have a whole other life going
817
01:15:32,349 --> 01:15:39,129
but I have to tell you something I
818
01:15:35,339 --> 01:15:40,809
screwed up really badly and I'm so sorry
819
01:15:39,129 --> 01:15:42,760
son you have nothing to be sorry about
820
01:15:40,809 --> 01:15:44,649
you can't do anything we're all plus I
821
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:46,300
don't want to go there there's no point
822
01:15:44,649 --> 01:15:48,999
if there's a point there's there's a
823
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:50,589
huge point okay please can I just show
824
01:15:48,999 --> 01:15:53,260
you this one thing he'll take one minute
825
01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:55,289
and then I swear I will never bother you
826
01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:55,289
again
827
01:16:15,660 --> 01:16:18,660
okay
828
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:43,490
there is no sound um there was there
829
01:16:29,910 --> 01:16:43,490
supposed to be a song it had to be you
830
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:59,930
it had to be you I've wandered around
831
01:16:52,050 --> 01:17:08,240
and finally found somebody who could
832
01:16:59,930 --> 01:17:15,570
make me be true could make me be boo
833
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:27,020
make me be sad or even be glad thinking
834
01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:27,020
of you some some some others I've seen
835
01:17:27,650 --> 01:17:39,800
might never be me why never be cross or
836
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:43,520
try to be boss but they wouldn't do it
837
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:43,520
really do all this for me
838
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:49,350
I'm sorry I push the marriage thing on
839
01:17:45,670 --> 01:17:49,350
you I don't have to get married
840
01:17:52,610 --> 01:18:03,710
seriously will you marry me of course I
841
01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:03,710
will
842
01:20:15,540 --> 01:20:17,600
you
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