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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:41,325 每群朋友都有一首歌 2 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,410 不管你在哪裡 3 00:00:43,494 --> 00:00:44,828 在做什麼，一聽就起舞 4 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:45,913 1992年 5 00:00:45,996 --> 00:00:48,499 那是我和我姊妹，棉花糖姊妹 6 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,583 棉花糖姊妹 7 00:00:52,545 --> 00:00:54,129 我知道，相信我 8 00:00:54,171 --> 00:00:57,091 你有的我們都有，還更好 9 00:01:05,558 --> 00:01:06,725 但那是我的姊妹 10 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:09,144 自認我們是世上最辣的妹 11 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,023 絕對是佛農大最辣的妹 12 00:01:13,065 --> 00:01:14,066 棉花糖姊妹 13 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:15,150 1995年 14 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:18,696 記者莎夏富蘭克林 比爾贊助未來 15 00:01:19,196 --> 00:01:20,614 那是莎夏 16 00:01:20,698 --> 00:01:22,366 主修新聞，冰雪聰明 17 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:23,450 莎夏 18 00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:24,785 在全美出版界炙手可熱 19 00:01:24,869 --> 00:01:25,870 2000年 20 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:26,954 莎夏的私密事 21 00:01:27,037 --> 00:01:29,915 後來她寫不一樣的新聞 22 00:01:29,999 --> 00:01:32,001 凱文哈特大爆料 他的老二比身體更快老化 23 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:33,043 雖與普立茲獎無緣 24 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,503 諧星控制不住膀胱 穿成人紙尿布 25 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:35,921 但她盡力了 26 00:01:36,046 --> 00:01:37,172 她不會有事的 27 00:01:37,256 --> 00:01:38,299 2004年 28 00:01:38,382 --> 00:01:40,759 - 我們有經驗 - 她來了 29 00:01:41,051 --> 00:01:42,303 那是蒂娜 30 00:01:42,386 --> 00:01:43,387 蒂娜 31 00:01:43,596 --> 00:01:44,805 她喜歡冒險 32 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,558 是披衣菌，有藥醫 33 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:49,643 但那是我們的姊妹 34 00:01:49,768 --> 00:01:50,769 麗莎 35 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:52,021 當然還有麗莎 36 00:01:52,563 --> 00:01:56,692 儘管是愛玩辣妹 她是天生的護士 37 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:57,860 離婚法庭 38 00:01:57,943 --> 00:01:58,986 2011年 39 00:01:59,069 --> 00:02:01,238 她付出愛，即使沒有回報 40 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:04,241 麗莎隊 41 00:02:08,037 --> 00:02:10,331 過來，寶貝 42 00:02:10,789 --> 00:02:11,790 芮安 43 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:13,083 我？我是芮安皮爾斯 44 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,251 成功的作家 45 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:16,587 妳是暢銷書作家 妳上談話節目做菜 46 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,006 出席全國巡迴活動 47 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,341 如何兼顧生活呢？ 48 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,967 身為女人，他們說 49 00:02:22,134 --> 00:02:24,553 我們得在家庭和事業間做選擇 50 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,057 但我掌握自己的命運，我很堅強 51 00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:30,726 我是強勢美麗的女人 52 00:02:31,310 --> 00:02:33,938 只要我願意，我能擁有一切 53 00:02:34,104 --> 00:02:35,606 嫁給我的大學同學 54 00:02:35,773 --> 00:02:37,483 - 我是鐵粉，史都華 - 謝謝 55 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,151 但我有個問題 56 00:02:39,318 --> 00:02:42,112 你這種前職業美式足球員 57 00:02:42,279 --> 00:02:44,156 怎麼會和暢銷作家交往？ 58 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:49,411 芮安的長處一直是 激發別人最好的一面 59 00:02:49,453 --> 00:02:52,122 我知道我需要她 60 00:02:52,456 --> 00:02:53,624 我娶了最好的朋友 61 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,292 妳套住他了，姊妹 62 00:02:55,459 --> 00:02:57,169 棉花糖姊妹見證幸福 63 00:02:57,253 --> 00:02:58,295 2002年 64 00:02:58,337 --> 00:02:59,421 我們是好姊妹 65 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:00,631 1998年 66 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,466 但有時話沒說出口 67 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,926 爭吵沒解決 68 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,052 2004年 69 00:03:05,302 --> 00:03:06,303 2008年 70 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,264 雖然還是會講電話 用社群媒體聯絡 71 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,473 2012年 72 00:03:09,515 --> 00:03:11,141 但一年沒見面 73 00:03:11,308 --> 00:03:13,352 一年變成五年 74 00:03:13,435 --> 00:03:17,106 一轉眼你忙著過自己的生活 75 00:03:17,147 --> 00:03:18,983 有天驀然回首人生才驚覺 76 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,694 你最愛的姊妹 77 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:25,197 不管你在哪裡 都讓你有家的溫暖的人 78 00:03:25,698 --> 00:03:26,991 消失了 79 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:37,167 知道了，我還有事 80 00:03:37,334 --> 00:03:39,920 我得問到答案，再見 81 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,171 親愛的，芮安？ 82 00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:43,382 芮安？回過神來 83 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:46,594 聽好，我知道妳很累 84 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:48,846 簽書會讓妳全國到處跑 85 00:03:48,888 --> 00:03:52,766 但《精華》的人剛打來 86 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:54,935 然後 87 00:03:55,227 --> 00:03:57,563 他們想請妳當今年的專題演講人 88 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,859 全程五星級貴賓招待 89 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,153 妳只要簽幾本書，簽幾個名 90 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,322 握手，接受眾人讚美 91 00:04:06,363 --> 00:04:10,576 那時你才領悟到 棉花糖姊妹需要重出江湖 92 00:04:12,578 --> 00:04:14,455 告訴他們我很榮幸 93 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:21,879 你能在紐奧良的精華音樂節 購買芮安皮爾斯最新的 94 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:25,216 《紐約時報》暢銷書 《你能擁有一切》 95 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:27,468 說到你能擁有一切 96 00:04:27,551 --> 00:04:29,887 你們打算幾時開始做人？ 97 00:04:30,679 --> 00:04:33,307 因為我們知道 你們的小孩會很可愛 98 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,643 相信我，我們在努力 99 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:39,563 我要妳給我能用的好新聞 100 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,273 過期最後通知 101 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,108 我再回電 102 00:04:46,237 --> 00:04:48,906 比爾，我知道你火大的原因 103 00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:50,908 但我能讓人按你的廣告 104 00:04:51,075 --> 00:04:52,368 妳最好快點 105 00:04:52,535 --> 00:04:55,204 妳保證有人會看妳的網站 妳害我虧錢，莎夏 106 00:04:55,287 --> 00:04:57,039 這個週末我要去精華音樂節 107 00:04:57,581 --> 00:05:00,918 我和姊妹芮安皮爾斯 會見到所有大牌貴賓 108 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,254 芮安皮爾斯？有她的醜聞嗎？ 109 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:04,547 當然沒有 110 00:05:05,089 --> 00:05:07,174 況且我不能無中生有 111 00:05:07,258 --> 00:05:09,093 但我向你保證九個月後 112 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:11,929 會有很多嬰兒叫精華 113 00:05:11,971 --> 00:05:14,306 很可愛，莎夏，但沒用 114 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:17,601 再給我幾天增加點閱率 115 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,811 拜託 116 00:05:19,645 --> 00:05:22,273 這個週末貼出網友想看的東西 117 00:05:22,314 --> 00:05:23,357 不然就免談 118 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,776 請等一下 119 00:05:25,818 --> 00:05:28,821 王八蛋，去吃屎 120 00:05:28,904 --> 00:05:30,114 你分明需要我 121 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,283 我是八卦女王 122 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,286 - 我看得到妳 - 天啊 123 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,248 討厭 124 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:42,960 不行，那是我的車 125 00:05:48,841 --> 00:05:50,509 蒂娜，我注意到 126 00:05:50,593 --> 00:05:52,845 妳和同事有一點衝突 127 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:54,680 沒有啊 128 00:05:55,097 --> 00:05:56,307 我不知道是妳的午餐 129 00:06:00,352 --> 00:06:01,729 笨王八蛋 130 00:06:03,314 --> 00:06:04,398 別跑 131 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,777 重點是同事不小心拿走妳的午餐 132 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:10,112 妳就對他人身攻擊 133 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,698 不小心？他那樣說嗎？ 134 00:06:12,865 --> 00:06:14,658 他知道那是我的優格 135 00:06:14,825 --> 00:06:16,911 那個王八蛋超愛優格 136 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,163 就算是那樣 137 00:06:19,205 --> 00:06:21,624 妳不是第一次動手打人 138 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:23,959 話就說到這裡 139 00:06:26,337 --> 00:06:27,421 請妳離開 140 00:06:28,005 --> 00:06:29,757 - 一言為定？ - 是 141 00:06:31,508 --> 00:06:33,510 - 好 - 太好了，泰德 142 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,179 謝謝你讓我走 143 00:06:35,346 --> 00:06:37,848 謝謝你既往不咎 144 00:06:37,932 --> 00:06:39,058 我要回去做事了 145 00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:41,435 不是既往不咎，妳被開除了 146 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,315 你幹嘛學《誰是接班人》啊？ 147 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:47,691 我懂 148 00:06:47,942 --> 00:06:51,612 你很生氣 我不應該在〝職場〞亂丟東西 149 00:06:52,029 --> 00:06:54,865 妳幹嘛比手勢強調？這裡就是職場 150 00:06:54,949 --> 00:06:56,242 學到教訓了 151 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:58,035 你真體諒人 152 00:06:58,953 --> 00:07:02,289 這個週末我要和姊妹 去精華音樂節 153 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:05,000 我們要瘋嗨，星期五我要請假 154 00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:08,337 妳每天都能請假，蒂娜 155 00:07:08,504 --> 00:07:10,214 因為妳被開除了 156 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,299 妳懂我的意思嗎？ 157 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,762 我懂，星期二早上見 158 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,472 有塞車會遲到幾個小時 159 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,225 蒂娜，話還沒說完 160 00:07:21,392 --> 00:07:22,560 - 說完了 - 蒂娜 161 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:23,727 好，泰德 162 00:07:25,396 --> 00:07:27,648 - 給我小心點 - 嚇死人 163 00:07:28,107 --> 00:07:29,608 蒂娜，妳要成熟點 164 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:33,779 洗澡，寫功課，吃點心 165 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:36,532 海苔洋芋片，去皮小黃瓜片 166 00:07:36,699 --> 00:07:38,909 晚上八點整上床睡覺 167 00:07:41,287 --> 00:07:42,288 媽 168 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,164 妳要專心 169 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:45,791 妳別緊張 170 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,419 我養過小孩 171 00:07:48,878 --> 00:07:50,754 其中幾個長大後也沒變壞 172 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,757 算了，我要留下來 173 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:57,094 我不能讓小孩不照時間表走 174 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,429 搞亂生活步調 175 00:07:58,470 --> 00:08:00,347 - 算了 - 妳好，姊妹 176 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:02,850 妳好嗎，米勒太太？ 177 00:08:03,642 --> 00:08:04,852 妳好，蒂娜 178 00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:06,395 妳都不按門鈴嗎？ 179 00:08:06,937 --> 00:08:10,107 妳都不鎖門嗎？外面有壞人 180 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,319 - 要去瘋嗨嗎？ - 我不去了 181 00:08:13,485 --> 00:08:15,237 - 我不要留小孩獨自在家 - 不行 182 00:08:15,404 --> 00:08:16,530 - 不行那樣 - 不行 183 00:08:16,614 --> 00:08:19,617 我第一次同意蒂娜和她的臭嘴 184 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:22,703 她需要去旅行放空自己 得到男人滋潤 185 00:08:22,786 --> 00:08:24,538 才不會一天到晚這麼碎念 186 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,748 媽 187 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:27,917 妳媽媽知道妳很久沒炒飯 188 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,293 妳知道什麼？ 189 00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:30,920 抱歉 190 00:08:33,923 --> 00:08:35,507 - 再見，媽媽 - 天啊 191 00:08:35,925 --> 00:08:38,636 我會很想你們 192 00:08:38,928 --> 00:08:40,596 妳不是去打仗 193 00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:43,349 去吧，我求妳快去 194 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:46,644 我們沒事的，哭什麼哭 195 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:49,897 手術衣？妳要穿這樣？ 196 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:52,399 - 有什麼不好？ - 出門前 197 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,485 妳一定要穿緊身褲 198 00:08:54,652 --> 00:08:58,239 - 我不穿緊身褲 - 妳不能只露手臂 199 00:08:58,322 --> 00:08:59,490 - 那不性感 - 蒂娜 200 00:08:59,531 --> 00:09:01,075 妳要去教小一生嗎？ 201 00:09:01,242 --> 00:09:02,743 紐奧良誰會穿厚襪子啊？ 202 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,620 - 沒人 - 別弄亂我的東西 203 00:09:04,787 --> 00:09:06,705 這是席琳娜的專輯嗎？ 204 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:09,458 - 這是愛心熊嗎？ - 別碰我的東西 205 00:09:11,669 --> 00:09:14,421 你們照例表現得很好 206 00:09:14,505 --> 00:09:17,967 還有不是只有我這麼想 207 00:09:20,844 --> 00:09:22,555 妳要說還有誰嗎？ 208 00:09:24,014 --> 00:09:26,058 你們真沒耐性 209 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:28,310 好吧 210 00:09:28,352 --> 00:09:31,605 頂好超市的行銷主管貝瑟妮馬修 211 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:33,482 還有 212 00:09:34,483 --> 00:09:36,026 還有什麼？ 213 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:41,031 她要推出芮安和史都華獨家系列 214 00:09:41,073 --> 00:09:44,451 還有贊助芮安和史都華談話節目 215 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:45,661 漂亮 216 00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:46,912 等等，真的嗎？ 217 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:48,205 千真萬確 218 00:09:48,289 --> 00:09:50,791 - 太棒了 - 就是說啊 219 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:54,378 我引述她的話 〝他們兩個好真實〞 220 00:09:55,004 --> 00:09:56,130 她會派行銷人員 221 00:09:56,213 --> 00:09:57,798 這個週末到紐奧良簽約 222 00:09:58,048 --> 00:10:00,259 他們想在年底推出 223 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,136 太棒了 224 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,971 謝謝 225 00:10:04,054 --> 00:10:06,891 謝謝妳，我們發財了 226 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:08,392 還有謝謝你 227 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,145 寶貝，我還要去趕飛機 228 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:15,024 但我會去紐奧良 找妳的棉花糖姊妹 229 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:16,317 - 好 - 好吧 230 00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,028 - 我愛妳 - 我愛你 231 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:21,030 - 超愛妳 - 超愛你 232 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,741 我愛你們，抱一下 233 00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:26,577 謝謝 234 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:32,875 我好寂寞 235 00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:37,671 你好香 236 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,006 古龍水是她買的 237 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:41,258 抱歉，忍不住打你屁股 238 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:44,261 走吧，再見 239 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,765 天啊，那個男人真會閃人 240 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:53,437 芮安，別生氣，大合約剛上門 241 00:10:53,604 --> 00:10:56,982 這個週末妳真的要跟姊妹下海？ 242 00:10:57,149 --> 00:11:00,361 我答應她們免費行程 不是下海，是瘋嗨 243 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,279 我懂了 244 00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:04,281 但等簽完約 245 00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:07,409 妳再帶她們去聖巴特島買柏金包 246 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,787 莉莉，沒事的，我保證 247 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:12,915 我們都是成年人 荒唐狂歡的日子都過去了 248 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:14,458 大部分是 249 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:17,878 要是我和大學姊妹去紐奧良 250 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,838 我們的露奶照就會傳遍網路 251 00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:22,383 還有幾張漏網之魚 不知道妳有沒有看過 252 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:25,219 反正不重要，我的奶不是重點 253 00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:28,514 但妳是暢銷作家 妳一成的版稅是我的薪水 254 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:31,517 我只想保住我們的未來 255 00:11:32,268 --> 00:11:33,435 - 莉莉 - 是 256 00:11:33,602 --> 00:11:34,728 我的書名是什麼？ 257 00:11:36,313 --> 00:11:38,899 - 《你能擁有一切》 - 沒錯 258 00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,319 妳說得對，就聽妳的 259 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:45,406 我會趕在妳第一次見面會前 搭機過去 260 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:47,908 我很期待見到棉花糖姊妹 261 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,953 妳們整個週末會嗨翻天 262 00:11:53,122 --> 00:11:55,291 - 莉莉 - 是 263 00:11:55,332 --> 00:11:57,376 - 我是愛妳才說 - 說吧 264 00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:01,171 請盡量別學黑人 265 00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:04,258 說那些俗話用語 266 00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:07,011 或是妳聽過的或上網查過的 267 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,888 其他俗話 268 00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:11,765 這個週末超過50萬黑人女性 269 00:12:11,849 --> 00:12:15,686 不分高矮胖瘦 來自各種社經背景 270 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,354 都會聚集到新月城 271 00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:21,191 慶祝黑人女性的榮耀 272 00:12:21,692 --> 00:12:24,570 親愛的朋友，妳是客人 273 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:27,448 別喧賓奪主 274 00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:32,703 這完全沒得罪到我 275 00:12:32,995 --> 00:12:34,205 妳是最棒的 276 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,207 謝謝 277 00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:42,379 祝妳黑人姊妹魔法週末玩得開心 278 00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:44,465 姊妹，掰 279 00:12:47,718 --> 00:12:51,388 飛往紐奧良的4718號班機 即將開始登機 280 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,058 乾洗手帶了 281 00:12:54,099 --> 00:12:57,061 暈機藥帶了，要拿好 282 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,063 耳塞 283 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,232 妳需要放鬆 284 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:05,361 我有些好大麻，妳要嗨一下 285 00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:07,404 再上飛機，會很舒服的 286 00:13:07,738 --> 00:13:10,908 妳藏在哪裡？ 287 00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:12,785 算了，我不想問 288 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:14,912 好啊，我不告訴妳 289 00:13:17,915 --> 00:13:19,375 告訴妳吧 290 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,918 藏在菊花裡 291 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,839 很多人以為那裡是鮑魚 292 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,176 但其實是屁眼 293 00:13:30,761 --> 00:13:34,014 我的屁眼裡有大麻 294 00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:37,977 那可能造成嚴重感染 295 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,771 姊妹，屁眼不可能感染 296 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:42,398 那是屁眼 297 00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:44,608 夠了 298 00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,026 妳長大了 299 00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:49,321 讓我再問妳一下 300 00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:52,950 芮安和莎夏的情況 301 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,411 還有疙瘩，還是習慣成自然了？ 302 00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:58,289 最好是，因為這個週末 我打算嗨爆 303 00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:01,458 不會讓妳們破壞我的心情 304 00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:05,963 那是乾洗手 305 00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:07,381 好痛 306 00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:10,467 我們不知道妳的嘴碰過什麼東西 不可能會痛的 307 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:11,635 天啊 308 00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:13,262 - 要喉糖嗎？ - 好 309 00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:14,471 拿去 310 00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:17,641 不好意思，請問棉花糖姊妹 311 00:14:17,808 --> 00:14:19,435 在哪裡？ 312 00:14:21,979 --> 00:14:23,272 天啊 313 00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:25,274 好高興見到妳 314 00:14:25,441 --> 00:14:27,067 很高興見到妳們兩個 315 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,777 姊妹，妳好時髦 316 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,990 小姐們 317 00:14:33,824 --> 00:14:35,326 莎夏，天啊 318 00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:38,370 我好想妳們 319 00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:40,706 好高興見到妳，棉花糖姊妹 320 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:42,499 棉花糖姊妹 321 00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:46,795 她超辣 322 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,842 莎莎 323 00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:54,094 芮芮 324 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,429 妳好 325 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,182 我看妳過得不錯 326 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,267 拜託，我看妳和史都 327 00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,770 常在社群媒體曬恩愛 328 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,357 - 我喜歡妳的髮型 - 衣服很美 329 00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:10,277 她們好像沒事了 330 00:15:10,694 --> 00:15:12,029 討厭 331 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:13,948 這兩個女人好假 332 00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,325 - 口紅也好看 - 謝謝 333 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,868 姊妹 334 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:20,663 這個週末我特地做了姊妹裝 335 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,083 請看 336 00:15:26,377 --> 00:15:29,213 什麼姊妹裝？俗得要命 337 00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:33,968 什麼？這叫時尚 現在最流行復古 338 00:15:34,218 --> 00:15:36,554 最後一晚再穿怎麼樣？ 339 00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,264 當壽衣嗎？ 340 00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:43,561 或是捐給《彩虹小馬》機車俱樂部 341 00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:45,396 好吧 342 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:48,399 我花了很多時間做這些夾克 343 00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:52,027 我們不要妳花時間 做那種事，麗麗 344 00:15:52,236 --> 00:15:53,821 妳也是，莎夏 345 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:57,199 妳需要找個男人爽一下 346 00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,078 記好了 347 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,914 我要三杯威士忌和一杯可樂 348 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:06,208 健怡可樂，我在減肥 349 00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:09,461 蒂娜，妳知道只搭一小時吧？ 350 00:16:10,087 --> 00:16:12,923 那樣的話，先上三杯威士忌 351 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:16,260 飛穩後再一杯百利甜酒 352 00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:18,304 - 她要瘋嗨了 - 好的 353 00:16:19,597 --> 00:16:21,390 還有一杯櫻桃可樂 354 00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:23,809 蒂娜，請妳小聲點 355 00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:26,937 這個週末能搞男人嗎？ 356 00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:29,648 請妳說話別那麼粗俗 357 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,942 請妳舔屌別那麼粗俗 358 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,737 夠了 359 00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:37,197 就聽麗莎的 360 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,700 說真的 361 00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:42,536 妳多久沒炒飯了？ 362 00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:45,289 兩年吧 363 00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:46,790 - 等等 - 什麼？ 364 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,542 離開泰倫斯後都沒有？ 365 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:52,463 我有上飛輪課 366 00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,590 看很激情的黃色書刊 367 00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:57,718 還有買可拆式的強力蓮蓬頭 368 00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,637 讓我很舒服，說真的 369 00:17:00,763 --> 00:17:03,641 光聽那段話就讓我停經了 370 00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,517 - 這個週末妳要炒飯 - 沒錯 371 00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:07,436 至少要搞兩個男人 372 00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:10,648 拜託，蒂娜，我們只待三天 373 00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:11,982 那就三個男人 374 00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:16,070 麗莎，蒂娜說得對 375 00:17:16,195 --> 00:17:17,780 每天做愛是有療效的 376 00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:19,156 天啊 377 00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:20,991 別害羞，姊妹 378 00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:24,328 這裡的姊妹都有使命 379 00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:27,498 解放最原始的自己 380 00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:28,707 尤其是妳 381 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,669 誰準備好要參加精華音樂節了？ 382 00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:39,218 看吧，麗莎？ 這裡沒有掃興，只有瘋嗨 383 00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:42,346 - 我愛瘋嗨 - 小姐，不好意思 384 00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:43,806 沒關係，我來 385 00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:46,600 麻煩妳去幫大家倒龍舌蘭 386 00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:48,185 - 我請客 - 抱歉 387 00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:50,396 我會照顧頭等艙的乘客，因為… 388 00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:56,860 我是女人，十足的女人 389 00:17:56,944 --> 00:18:01,198 無論你要求任何事，寶貝 我都做得自然 390 00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:06,579 莎夏的私密事，芮安皮爾斯 棉花糖姊妹 391 00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,706 棉花糖姊妹 392 00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:16,630 等等，我看見牌子了 393 00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:17,840 棉花糖姊妹 394 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:18,883 太好了 395 00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:20,551 - 你好 - 天啊 396 00:18:20,593 --> 00:18:22,428 非常謝謝 397 00:18:25,723 --> 00:18:27,016 天啊 398 00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,645 謝謝 399 00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:45,743 波拉斯街 巨蛋-左方出口 400 00:18:49,997 --> 00:18:50,998 精華音樂節 7月1日到3日 401 00:18:53,459 --> 00:18:54,460 歡迎來到紐奧良 402 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,545 紐奧良厄尼斯特會議中心 403 00:19:08,265 --> 00:19:15,189 美好的一天 404 00:19:17,107 --> 00:19:21,487 美好的一天 405 00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:23,030 莎夏的私密事，芮安皮爾斯 擁有一切 406 00:19:41,006 --> 00:19:42,091 討厭 407 00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:46,303 蒂娜，快跑 408 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:10,911 好爽 409 00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,832 白人傢伙的活動 410 00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:20,337 誰要續杯？ 411 00:20:21,213 --> 00:20:23,591 蒂娜，我這杯都還沒喝完 412 00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:26,594 妳以前還沒到中午就喝完一杯 413 00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:29,013 超大杯濃烈思樂冰 414 00:20:29,388 --> 00:20:30,431 沒錯 415 00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:33,517 那是在我生完兩個小孩前 416 00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,269 他們已經吸光我的母奶了 417 00:20:35,561 --> 00:20:37,521 我不再跳嘻哈舞了 418 00:20:37,688 --> 00:20:38,814 - 芮安 - 什麼？ 419 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:41,400 我們是妳的鐵粉，能合照嗎？ 420 00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,611 - 當然可以 - 我們是鐵粉 421 00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,279 天啊，我朋友在那裡 422 00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,906 整個週末都會這樣嗎？ 423 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:49,617 我很以她為榮，看看她 424 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,535 好像跟碧昂絲一起出來 425 00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:54,788 天啊，妳們是芮安的朋友嗎？ 426 00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:56,207 - 是啊 - 是啊 427 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,625 我是大粉絲 428 00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,835 請妳們喝，拿去 429 00:20:59,877 --> 00:21:02,713 非常謝謝 430 00:21:02,755 --> 00:21:04,381 - 慢慢喝 - 好 431 00:21:04,548 --> 00:21:06,800 真的像跟碧昂絲一起出來 432 00:21:06,884 --> 00:21:08,135 非常謝謝 433 00:21:08,636 --> 00:21:09,845 妳好漂亮 434 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:14,475 姊妹，拍一張50元 435 00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:17,061 蒂娜，別亂來 436 00:21:17,394 --> 00:21:18,896 還有誰要跟芮安合照？50元 437 00:21:18,979 --> 00:21:21,440 我們接受刷卡、電匯 438 00:21:21,565 --> 00:21:24,276 妳想坐牢嗎？那要申請的 439 00:21:24,443 --> 00:21:25,903 什麼東西？ 440 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,571 麗莎 441 00:21:28,113 --> 00:21:29,198 - 麗莎 - 來了 442 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:30,991 等一下 443 00:21:31,408 --> 00:21:32,618 妳相信嗎？ 444 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:33,994 天啊 445 00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:35,579 妳們在看什麼？ 446 00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:39,667 不會吧 447 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,878 - 不可能的 - 絕對是史都華 448 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,964 他舌吻的對象絕不是芮安 449 00:21:45,256 --> 00:21:46,590 妳怎麼有照片？ 450 00:21:46,924 --> 00:21:48,551 狗仔傳給我的 451 00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:50,302 這個臭女人是誰？ 452 00:21:50,553 --> 00:21:53,514 席夢，IG的淫亂女 453 00:21:53,597 --> 00:21:56,183 聽說她曾在廁所跟艾羅口交 454 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:59,770 等一下，這麼多籃球猛男 她偏偏挑個棒球員？ 455 00:22:00,145 --> 00:22:01,605 懂吧？她就是那種女人 456 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,274 天啊，我討厭她，但老實說 457 00:22:03,357 --> 00:22:04,942 那個臀部好翹 458 00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:07,152 那是靠運動還是打針？ 459 00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:09,405 她在這裡 460 00:22:09,613 --> 00:22:11,782 那個小賤人席夢在這裡？ 461 00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:13,284 要告訴芮安 462 00:22:16,370 --> 00:22:17,413 妳去說，莎莎 463 00:22:18,247 --> 00:22:20,457 - 幹嘛要我說？ - 是妳的照片 464 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,252 不管怎樣，都不能說得太直接 465 00:22:23,294 --> 00:22:24,545 因為她玩得很開心 466 00:22:24,962 --> 00:22:27,339 不行，要像做巴西蜜蠟除毛 467 00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:28,757 一次痛快撕掉 468 00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:32,052 好像子宮都快掉出來，她會尖叫 469 00:22:32,136 --> 00:22:34,263 總比把那個女人的頭壓在水裡好 470 00:22:34,305 --> 00:22:36,432 至少等回到飯店再說 471 00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:37,975 可以嗎？ 472 00:22:40,978 --> 00:22:44,690 我們住蒙特里昂飯店 最高級的套房 473 00:22:44,857 --> 00:22:47,318 享有各大派對的貴賓通行證 474 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,487 還有新版本樂團 巨蛋演唱會的好位置 475 00:22:50,571 --> 00:22:53,240 麥斯威爾和道格佛萊許 476 00:22:53,407 --> 00:22:56,410 還要享受美食，管他什麼熱量 477 00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:57,745 - 對 - 好 478 00:22:57,912 --> 00:22:59,121 我要殺人 479 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:00,915 什麼？ 480 00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:04,793 我有些活動 481 00:23:04,835 --> 00:23:08,005 但這是棉花糖姊妹的週末 482 00:23:08,339 --> 00:23:10,507 我們要徹夜狂歡喝酒 483 00:23:10,591 --> 00:23:13,344 製造這輩子難忘的美好回憶 484 00:23:13,427 --> 00:23:15,804 因為那是姊妹旅行的精神 485 00:23:15,846 --> 00:23:16,847 - 好 - 活在當下 486 00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:18,432 我要藏屍 487 00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:20,184 還有八卦 488 00:23:20,267 --> 00:23:23,020 沒有秘密，我要聽所有八卦 489 00:23:23,437 --> 00:23:26,106 妳老公跟IG淫亂女亂搞 490 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,028 妳就是憋不住 491 00:23:31,528 --> 00:23:34,448 那是老天給的機會 492 00:23:34,531 --> 00:23:35,532 妳最好要瞭解 493 00:23:37,701 --> 00:23:41,038 芮安，我要給妳看個東西 494 00:23:48,879 --> 00:23:51,048 芮安，我不知道該說什麼 495 00:23:54,051 --> 00:23:56,220 不管妳需要什麼 我們都會支持妳 496 00:23:58,681 --> 00:24:01,725 放心，我會給他們好看 497 00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,477 我是說用熱玉米粥 498 00:24:03,644 --> 00:24:06,063 延長線，登山靴 499 00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:08,399 我會破壞那個臭女人的IG帳號 500 00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:10,985 拿兩根棉花棒插進他尿道口 501 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:12,570 整個擦一圈 502 00:24:12,736 --> 00:24:16,073 用力給他擦一圈，再拔出來 503 00:24:16,699 --> 00:24:19,243 然後把手指捅進他屁眼 504 00:24:19,326 --> 00:24:20,661 說要檢查他的前列腺 505 00:24:20,744 --> 00:24:23,372 再用力扯掉那個爛男人的蛋蛋 506 00:24:23,497 --> 00:24:25,958 然後把拳頭塞進他屁眼 507 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:28,586 再把他的黑心扯出來 508 00:24:28,669 --> 00:24:30,963 看著心臟跳動 509 00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:36,176 然後再把手指捅進他屁眼 510 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:39,597 再快轉一下，看能不能讓他笑 511 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,767 傷害爛男人時 我喜歡讓他笑，妳懂吧？ 512 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:49,064 老實說，沒必要，蒂娜 513 00:24:49,106 --> 00:24:51,400 這件事我幾個月前就知道了 514 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:55,112 妳喜歡那樣？ 515 00:24:55,613 --> 00:24:58,866 不是，蒂娜，我是很氣 516 00:24:58,949 --> 00:25:02,453 但我和史都華在做婚姻諮詢 我們有在努力 517 00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,248 妳看，太棒了 518 00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:08,959 很高興聽妳那樣說，太好了 519 00:25:09,293 --> 00:25:11,879 謝謝，麗莎，我和史都華是夫妻 520 00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:14,173 他是犯過錯，但都過去了 521 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,091 不是 522 00:25:17,801 --> 00:25:19,303 這張照片是昨晚拍的 523 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:25,017 我不相信，莎夏 524 00:25:25,809 --> 00:25:29,063 我不想被人批評 525 00:25:29,146 --> 00:25:30,856 我才不會批評妳 526 00:25:31,023 --> 00:25:33,025 夠了 527 00:25:33,192 --> 00:25:34,818 我剛才說的是真心話 528 00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:37,154 這個週末是姊妹的假期 529 00:25:37,571 --> 00:25:38,864 我們五年沒聚會了 530 00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:41,951 老天讓我們相聚在這裡 531 00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:44,662 我們就好好度假，不然的話 532 00:25:44,828 --> 00:25:47,206 我們浪費這段寶貴時光 就太可惜了 533 00:25:47,373 --> 00:25:50,668 因為今天以後我們就不再年輕了 534 00:25:52,336 --> 00:25:54,213 - 我聽不懂半句 - 好 535 00:25:54,421 --> 00:25:57,925 棉花糖姊妹重回紐奧良，走吧 536 00:25:58,092 --> 00:26:00,678 - 走吧，姊妹 - 她說得對，走吧 537 00:26:00,844 --> 00:26:02,304 但我會大便在那個黑鬼的鞋 538 00:26:03,389 --> 00:26:04,390 芮安 539 00:26:05,349 --> 00:26:09,019 攝影師遲早會賣出這張照片 540 00:26:09,186 --> 00:26:11,689 莎莎，放心，我會處理 541 00:26:13,857 --> 00:26:15,359 快來 542 00:26:18,362 --> 00:26:21,073 我好喜歡這間飯店 543 00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:24,702 我去辦理住房，拿房間鑰匙 544 00:26:24,743 --> 00:26:27,705 妳們去旋轉木馬酒吧喝杯酒 545 00:26:27,746 --> 00:26:30,332 我一下就好，酒吧很可愛 546 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:33,711 - 去酒吧 - 我要騎木馬了 547 00:26:33,878 --> 00:26:35,212 好像不錯，去看看 548 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:39,550 - 妳看 - 妳小孩會喜歡 549 00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:42,469 真是美呆了 550 00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:45,306 好酷，還會轉動 551 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:47,224 超可愛的 552 00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:50,352 史都華在那裡 553 00:26:52,563 --> 00:26:53,647 混帳 554 00:26:53,731 --> 00:26:55,232 - 蒂娜，看著我 - 別亂來 555 00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,318 看著我，別這樣 556 00:26:57,484 --> 00:26:59,153 妳聽見芮安說的，別理他 557 00:26:59,236 --> 00:27:02,489 我不會理他，只想打聲招呼 558 00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:04,283 - 幹嘛拿下耳環？ - 只是打招呼 559 00:27:04,366 --> 00:27:06,368 不用打招呼 560 00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:07,536 蒂娜，別亂來 561 00:27:07,578 --> 00:27:09,914 記住芮安說這是她的家務事 我們不該插手 562 00:27:09,997 --> 00:27:11,040 拿好 563 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:13,000 蒂娜 564 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,419 - 蒂娜，不要 - 不要 565 00:27:22,343 --> 00:27:24,553 - 爛男人 - 妳怎麼搞的？ 566 00:27:24,595 --> 00:27:26,305 休想騙我，我會殺了你 567 00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:29,767 還有那個飢渴的小狐狸精 568 00:27:30,935 --> 00:27:32,269 是老狐狸精 569 00:27:32,645 --> 00:27:34,897 你連退休老太太也搞？ 570 00:27:34,939 --> 00:27:36,732 你背著我姊妹出軌嗎？ 571 00:27:36,982 --> 00:27:38,943 你有搞格蕾蒂絲奈特嗎？ 572 00:27:40,027 --> 00:27:42,655 妳的長褲裡有戴護膝嗎？ 573 00:27:42,738 --> 00:27:45,241 - 什麼？ - 蒂娜，這是我阿姨瑪莉安 574 00:27:47,493 --> 00:27:48,536 妳好嗎？ 575 00:27:49,286 --> 00:27:51,205 我很好，妳知道嗎？ 576 00:27:51,372 --> 00:27:53,040 妳的外甥很壞 577 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:54,833 他是壞黑人 578 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:57,378 - 你們家族都很壞 - 夠了 579 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,797 抱歉，她今天還沒吃藥 580 00:27:59,964 --> 00:28:01,549 他是花心大蘿蔔，你會下地獄 581 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:03,384 你壞透了 582 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,678 衣冠禽獸 583 00:28:07,054 --> 00:28:09,807 很高興認識妳，阿姨 584 00:28:09,974 --> 00:28:12,560 - 妳的襯衫很美 - 謝謝 585 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:15,729 還有你，史都華 586 00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,524 我對你很失望 587 00:28:20,150 --> 00:28:22,528 祝你們有個愉快的午後 謝謝妳的時間 588 00:28:22,695 --> 00:28:24,905 謝謝，妳也是 589 00:28:28,492 --> 00:28:30,119 - 怎麼回事？ - 深呼吸 590 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,997 - 我才離開三分鐘 - 我們一分鐘就結束了！ 591 00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:36,000 什麼？連曲棍球選手都沒那麼快 592 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:38,002 小姐，請妳們馬上離開 593 00:28:38,335 --> 00:28:39,837 先生 594 00:28:40,004 --> 00:28:42,339 我是芮安皮爾斯 今年的精華專題演講人 595 00:28:42,506 --> 00:28:44,008 《你能擁有一切》的作者 596 00:28:44,174 --> 00:28:46,594 抱歉，我要為我朋友道歉 597 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,470 但你放心，沒事了 598 00:28:49,263 --> 00:28:51,515 小姐，她拿著瑪歌堡的破酒瓶 599 00:28:51,682 --> 00:28:53,726 別在我面前秀法語，王八蛋 600 00:28:54,268 --> 00:28:56,312 蒂娜，幸好我阿姨有重聽 601 00:28:56,353 --> 00:28:58,856 幸好運輸安全局沒收我的剃刀 602 00:28:59,023 --> 00:29:02,192 皮爾斯先生，我們正請她離開 603 00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:03,611 - 謝謝 - 等等 604 00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,779 - 沒必要那樣 - 蒂娜，冷靜 605 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:09,283 我向你保證，我們是大學好朋友 606 00:29:09,450 --> 00:29:10,910 這只是我們問候的方式 607 00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:15,664 皮爾斯太太，很抱歉 飯店有處理原則 608 00:29:16,707 --> 00:29:18,542 好，我懂 609 00:29:18,709 --> 00:29:20,544 但不要提告，好嗎？ 610 00:29:22,087 --> 00:29:23,297 對嗎，史都？ 611 00:29:25,216 --> 00:29:28,969 對，但如果那是飯店的原則 我也瞭解 612 00:29:29,053 --> 00:29:30,054 - 不 - 什麼？ 613 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,056 爛黑鬼 614 00:29:32,139 --> 00:29:33,641 吃屎吧，我是真心話 615 00:29:33,724 --> 00:29:35,059 沒關係，我會離開 616 00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:36,352 - 我們會走 - 我會走 617 00:29:36,393 --> 00:29:37,645 - 我們會走 - 等我一下 618 00:29:38,896 --> 00:29:40,105 蒂娜，天啊 619 00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:42,149 夠了，蒂娜 620 00:29:42,358 --> 00:29:43,359 死豬頭 621 00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:45,903 醜陋下流的光頭佬 622 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:47,238 管好妳的姊妹 623 00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:48,739 負心漢 624 00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,909 - 馬上到你房間 - 我不想去房間 625 00:29:52,076 --> 00:29:55,538 那間飯店很髒，還鬧鬼 626 00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:58,749 對天發誓，我去年來住過 627 00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:00,543 還被鬼壓床 628 00:30:00,584 --> 00:30:02,044 妳被鬼壓過床嗎？ 629 00:30:02,753 --> 00:30:03,921 你在耍我嗎？ 630 00:30:03,963 --> 00:30:06,549 你說那段外遇關係結束了 現在有照片流出來？ 631 00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:08,551 你聽不懂嗎？ 632 00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,594 更扯的是那個女人在這裡 633 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:12,054 不是我邀她的 634 00:30:12,096 --> 00:30:14,932 也不是我，你要打給她 635 00:30:15,015 --> 00:30:18,185 叫那個翹臀女回家 636 00:30:18,936 --> 00:30:20,437 寶貝，我要怎麼說？ 637 00:30:20,604 --> 00:30:22,606 像你叫她來炒飯那樣說 638 00:30:22,773 --> 00:30:24,942 傳訊息，開視訊 639 00:30:24,984 --> 00:30:27,695 放信號煙，隨便，我才不管 640 00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:33,701 算了 641 00:30:34,118 --> 00:30:35,286 我不要這樣 642 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:38,122 太扯了 643 00:30:38,956 --> 00:30:42,710 這不是婚姻 但我們說好至少是合夥關係 644 00:30:42,793 --> 00:30:45,921 你連約定都做不到 更別說是管好你的小弟弟 645 00:30:47,423 --> 00:30:50,467 這跟我告訴讀者和粉絲的話 背道而馳 646 00:30:50,551 --> 00:30:52,094 我卻要忍受？ 647 00:30:52,136 --> 00:30:54,847 - 休想 - 芮芮，對不起 648 00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:56,891 你只會說對不起 649 00:30:57,057 --> 00:30:58,893 我知道，我不會再犯了 650 00:30:58,976 --> 00:31:00,811 你每次都說不會再犯 651 00:31:01,312 --> 00:31:02,354 這次是真的 652 00:31:03,314 --> 00:31:04,940 好嗎？真心話 653 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:07,318 芮安，聽好 654 00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:10,195 妳說得對，我配不上妳 655 00:31:11,488 --> 00:31:13,741 但我們的品牌代表我們 656 00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:17,119 也代表妳 657 00:31:17,995 --> 00:31:19,872 妳不值得為我的粗心 658 00:31:19,955 --> 00:31:23,292 放棄妳很努力達到的成就 659 00:31:23,918 --> 00:31:25,753 我們為什麼要放棄？ 660 00:31:26,879 --> 00:31:28,255 為了什麼？ 661 00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:31,467 看著一切粉碎？ 662 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,844 孤單一人？ 663 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:38,849 芮安，妳知道我不會離開妳 664 00:31:39,683 --> 00:31:41,018 我才不在乎她 665 00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:47,942 讓我們繼續經營我們的事業 666 00:31:49,151 --> 00:31:51,779 當擁有一切的夫妻 667 00:31:55,616 --> 00:31:57,243 不准再犯錯 668 00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:02,081 按照計畫，搞定那個女人 669 00:32:02,248 --> 00:32:03,582 完成簽約 670 00:32:03,749 --> 00:32:04,833 沒問題 671 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:08,462 我得去找飯店住 672 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,552 可惡 673 00:32:15,594 --> 00:32:16,720 妳沒事吧？ 674 00:32:16,845 --> 00:32:19,431 我沒事，要住哪裡？ 675 00:32:20,349 --> 00:32:23,060 我問過所有四星和五星飯店 都客滿了 676 00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:26,272 誰需要住高級套房？ 677 00:32:27,231 --> 00:32:28,315 別愁眉苦臉 678 00:32:28,399 --> 00:32:30,484 就住普通旅館，像以前一樣 679 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:40,327 我有種感覺 這個房間以前是犯罪現場 680 00:32:40,744 --> 00:32:43,914 這個房間一定有死過人 681 00:32:44,415 --> 00:32:47,042 這裡面有股屍臭味 682 00:32:51,589 --> 00:32:53,173 什麼東西？沒小冰箱？ 683 00:32:53,924 --> 00:32:56,218 說這是一星級飯店都太超過 684 00:32:56,677 --> 00:32:58,095 是妳害我們淪落到這裡 685 00:32:58,345 --> 00:33:01,098 典型的蒂娜，不大鬧不罷休 686 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,559 典型的莎夏，最愛記仇 687 00:33:03,684 --> 00:33:05,269 事情突然發生，我要怎麼做？ 688 00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:07,146 什麼意思？那是過去的事 689 00:33:07,938 --> 00:33:08,939 別吵了 690 00:33:09,106 --> 00:33:12,067 妳們別吵了 691 00:33:12,109 --> 00:33:13,944 閉嘴 692 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:16,447 - 等等 - 愛記仇 693 00:33:16,614 --> 00:33:18,824 我好像有疥癬，好癢 694 00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:20,201 有誰要來嗎？ 695 00:33:24,622 --> 00:33:26,540 窺視孔霧得要命 696 00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,126 是誰？ 697 00:33:35,633 --> 00:33:36,634 蘿雪兒在嗎？ 698 00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:39,970 抱歉，先生，你走錯房間了 699 00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:41,138 請你離開 700 00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:42,806 我和蘿雪兒每晚都約在這裡 701 00:33:42,932 --> 00:33:45,517 蘿雪兒不在，你最好離開 702 00:33:45,893 --> 00:33:47,186 不一定要蘿雪兒 703 00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:49,063 妳們隨便一個都可以 704 00:33:49,980 --> 00:33:53,859 你是說我們住的汽車旅館 是廉價妓女的應召站？ 705 00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:56,779 五元還會找兩元零錢 706 00:33:59,031 --> 00:34:00,366 麗莎，妳要嗎？ 707 00:34:00,532 --> 00:34:02,993 今晚找個男人爽一下還有錢賺 708 00:34:03,327 --> 00:34:04,453 兩腿開開 709 00:34:04,662 --> 00:34:06,872 - 她穿那樣我不要 - 什麼？ 710 00:34:07,122 --> 00:34:09,959 我早說那件洋裝俗到不行 連他都倒胃 711 00:34:10,251 --> 00:34:12,336 先生，她的穿著不時尚 712 00:34:12,378 --> 00:34:14,255 你也不能沒禮貌 713 00:34:18,509 --> 00:34:19,718 出去 714 00:34:19,969 --> 00:34:20,970 討厭 715 00:34:21,011 --> 00:34:22,680 - 他有事嗎？ - 窗簾拉起來 716 00:34:22,846 --> 00:34:24,390 妳不要嗎？ 717 00:34:25,849 --> 00:34:26,850 那是什麼？ 718 00:34:27,017 --> 00:34:28,185 妳不要嗎？ 719 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,567 天啊 720 00:34:35,401 --> 00:34:36,694 下流 721 00:34:38,696 --> 00:34:41,532 快去找蘿雪兒 722 00:34:42,366 --> 00:34:44,910 我心臟病快發作了 723 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:53,043 一點都不好笑 724 00:34:53,794 --> 00:34:56,171 帝國汽車旅館 725 00:34:57,298 --> 00:34:59,633 姊妹，妳讓我很興奮 726 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:03,470 等等，莎莎 標籤露出來了，我幫妳拔掉 727 00:35:03,554 --> 00:35:06,390 別拔掉，塞進去就好 728 00:35:06,724 --> 00:35:07,766 好 729 00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:09,351 我跟設計師談好交易 730 00:35:09,393 --> 00:35:11,687 這個週末我會上傳照片 731 00:35:11,729 --> 00:35:13,230 引領時尚潮流 732 00:35:13,564 --> 00:35:15,566 麗麗，快點 733 00:35:15,733 --> 00:35:17,985 吹牛老爹可不會等我整晚 734 00:35:18,527 --> 00:35:19,904 他是大忙人 735 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:22,323 快好了 736 00:35:25,075 --> 00:35:26,493 那是什麼東西？ 737 00:35:30,206 --> 00:35:31,373 等一下 738 00:35:31,790 --> 00:35:33,083 妳們別鬧了 739 00:35:34,335 --> 00:35:36,378 我很喜歡這件衣服 740 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:39,131 這是手縫刺繡 741 00:35:39,215 --> 00:35:42,676 來自瓜地馬拉 一個差點滅絕的原始部落 742 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,261 瓜地馬拉人都不炒飯嗎？ 743 00:35:45,804 --> 00:35:51,352 有智慧的學者會很欣賞這件衣服 744 00:35:52,102 --> 00:35:55,314 - 好吧，妳很美 - 謝謝 745 00:35:55,481 --> 00:35:57,483 快脫掉，換上這件 746 00:36:00,361 --> 00:36:03,405 這件洋裝像蜘蛛網，太露了 747 00:36:03,948 --> 00:36:05,741 也許妳會捕到東西 748 00:36:06,283 --> 00:36:07,618 是啊，男人 749 00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:09,787 麗莎，妳好像誰的波多黎各阿嬤 750 00:36:09,954 --> 00:36:10,996 看吧？ 751 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,083 男人會上任何會動的東西 除了穿那件衣服的妳 752 00:36:17,169 --> 00:36:18,837 休想，我早就知道 753 00:36:19,505 --> 00:36:20,631 把恥毛修一修 754 00:36:21,632 --> 00:36:25,135 也別修太久，在裡面做玉米粽 755 00:36:27,179 --> 00:36:28,222 賓士巨蛋 756 00:36:28,389 --> 00:36:29,473 紐奧良 757 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,475 來點掌聲 758 00:36:31,517 --> 00:36:35,187 新版本樂團 759 00:36:50,494 --> 00:36:51,662 天啊 760 00:36:54,874 --> 00:36:56,333 大家一起唱 761 00:37:17,688 --> 00:37:19,023 精華音樂節貴賓室 762 00:37:20,065 --> 00:37:21,066 我四個人 763 00:37:24,278 --> 00:37:25,321 貴賓派對 764 00:37:28,908 --> 00:37:32,828 獻給芮安，讓我們進到高級貴賓室 765 00:37:34,413 --> 00:37:36,624 喝酒前應該喝點水 766 00:37:36,957 --> 00:37:38,876 開水呢？不好意思，小姐 767 00:37:38,918 --> 00:37:40,878 - 麗莎？ - 幹嘛？ 768 00:37:41,045 --> 00:37:44,548 這個週末妳要收起媽媽的樣子 769 00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:46,467 多一點街頭派對的麗莎 770 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:50,888 參加返校活動的麗莎 771 00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:55,226 看足球經典賽的麗莎 772 00:37:56,477 --> 00:37:57,561 那種麗莎 773 00:37:57,603 --> 00:38:00,231 像職籃全明星週末的麗莎 774 00:38:00,356 --> 00:38:01,690 別再說了 775 00:38:01,732 --> 00:38:03,859 妳是嗆辣性感的女神 776 00:38:04,401 --> 00:38:05,986 我是個婊子女神！ 777 00:38:06,403 --> 00:38:07,571 是啊 778 00:38:07,738 --> 00:38:09,198 快出去迷死男人 779 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,824 - 沒錯 - 來吧 780 00:38:10,908 --> 00:38:12,076 她準備好了 781 00:38:13,327 --> 00:38:15,496 我無意要打探你 782 00:38:15,996 --> 00:38:19,083 但你有過多少性伴侶？ 783 00:38:19,792 --> 00:38:21,168 你是同志還是直男？ 784 00:38:21,335 --> 00:38:25,047 - 因為你的方巾… - 這樣不好吧 785 00:38:25,214 --> 00:38:26,799 你沒有乳糖不耐症？ 786 00:38:27,132 --> 00:38:29,468 你讓我吃一小口冰淇淋 787 00:38:29,552 --> 00:38:32,346 我就會腹瀉到虛脫 788 00:38:33,222 --> 00:38:34,390 她真遜 789 00:38:34,598 --> 00:38:36,100 我有兩個小孩 790 00:38:36,267 --> 00:38:37,935 我有保留他們的胎盤 791 00:38:38,269 --> 00:38:39,603 知道我早上的習慣嗎？ 792 00:38:39,937 --> 00:38:41,397 我做早晨奶昔時 793 00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:45,234 會放一點點的胎盤進去 794 00:38:45,609 --> 00:38:47,069 磨碎，一口喝下 795 00:38:47,361 --> 00:38:50,614 告訴你我會活到一百歲 796 00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:52,700 我看不下去 我試過了，但沒辦法 797 00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:54,285 她得搭優步，不能跟我們一起 798 00:38:57,788 --> 00:38:58,956 大家一起唱 799 00:39:07,798 --> 00:39:10,301 麗莎 800 00:39:10,467 --> 00:39:12,303 莎夏富蘭克林？ 801 00:39:12,761 --> 00:39:14,263 莎夏的私密事？ 802 00:39:15,848 --> 00:39:17,641 凡森太太 803 00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:21,812 真是榮幸在同個場合見面 804 00:39:21,979 --> 00:39:24,189 過來，小姐 805 00:39:24,356 --> 00:39:26,859 讓我跟妳聊一下 806 00:39:27,693 --> 00:39:28,819 好的 807 00:39:30,154 --> 00:39:31,655 妳知道我是誰嗎？ 808 00:39:33,032 --> 00:39:35,618 - 我剛說了 - 不是妳不知道 809 00:39:36,285 --> 00:39:38,579 就是某種怪病 810 00:39:38,662 --> 00:39:42,041 改變妳腦袋的分子結構 811 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,500 如果妳以為 812 00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:46,003 妳能破壞我的名聲 813 00:39:46,086 --> 00:39:48,088 讓自己出名 814 00:39:48,172 --> 00:39:50,633 妳的下場會很慘 815 00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:53,928 妳誤會了，我只是傳話的人 妳穿丁字褲很好看 816 00:39:54,094 --> 00:39:55,262 說謊 817 00:39:57,181 --> 00:40:01,060 再敢惹我，我向妳保證 818 00:40:02,186 --> 00:40:05,689 我會跟妳勢不兩立 819 00:40:05,773 --> 00:40:08,859 生存之戰，勝利會是我的 820 00:40:09,985 --> 00:40:12,613 聽清楚沒有？ 821 00:40:13,364 --> 00:40:14,406 清楚嗎？ 822 00:40:15,699 --> 00:40:16,825 清楚 823 00:40:17,535 --> 00:40:19,119 謝謝，親愛的 824 00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:22,248 祝妳今晚玩得開心 825 00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:26,293 希望有拍到 826 00:40:26,377 --> 00:40:28,379 拜託有拍下來 827 00:40:28,546 --> 00:40:29,880 拜託 828 00:40:30,464 --> 00:40:31,632 討厭 829 00:40:32,049 --> 00:40:35,261 莎夏，妳的車子和貸款飛了 830 00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,429 莎夏 831 00:40:38,055 --> 00:40:39,056 是 832 00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:41,559 妳現在能先別挖八卦嗎？ 833 00:40:42,935 --> 00:40:45,229 妳做的事又叫什麼？ 834 00:40:45,896 --> 00:40:48,983 我只是不想讓人覺得不舒服 835 00:40:49,066 --> 00:40:50,734 感覺妳在監視他們而已 836 00:40:50,818 --> 00:40:52,152 芮安，我不監視人 837 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:53,320 抱歉 838 00:40:53,487 --> 00:40:56,240 我只是說我是他們的賓客 妳是我的賓客 839 00:40:56,407 --> 00:40:58,075 妳要教我怎麼做事？ 840 00:40:59,577 --> 00:41:00,786 是那個意思嗎？ 841 00:41:00,953 --> 00:41:04,081 我只是說那樣會比較恰當 842 00:41:04,248 --> 00:41:05,916 - 怎樣恰當？ - 莎夏 843 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,628 - 妳對我說的話感覺很刺耳 - 請跟我到廁所 844 00:41:10,004 --> 00:41:11,755 一下就好，我有暗扣和拉鍊… 845 00:41:11,839 --> 00:41:14,049 - 天啊 - 各種東西 846 00:41:14,091 --> 00:41:16,093 麗莎，我知道妳的意思 847 00:41:18,178 --> 00:41:20,431 - 伊絲黛，看看我們 - 不要 848 00:41:20,598 --> 00:41:22,933 兩個征服世界的女人 849 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,686 別這麼掃興，再見 850 00:41:25,853 --> 00:41:28,147 - 我會幫妳加標籤 - 不用了 851 00:41:28,314 --> 00:41:29,607 - 妳在幹嘛？ - 什麼？ 852 00:41:29,773 --> 00:41:31,442 我在跟名人自拍 853 00:41:31,609 --> 00:41:33,110 我在跟名人聊天 854 00:41:34,778 --> 00:41:36,030 很高興妳們都沒變 855 00:41:36,196 --> 00:41:38,532 朱利安，天啊 856 00:41:38,616 --> 00:41:40,534 看看你，居然有肌肉 857 00:41:40,701 --> 00:41:42,786 - 妳好嗎，蒂蒂？ - 你好嗎？ 858 00:41:42,953 --> 00:41:44,788 - 看看妳 - 你變得好帥 859 00:41:45,789 --> 00:41:47,625 - 芮安 - 很高興見到你 860 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:48,876 沒想到是妳 861 00:41:49,043 --> 00:41:52,880 真不敢相信 兩個棉花糖姊妹站在我面前 862 00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:55,549 另外兩個也在這裡 863 00:41:55,716 --> 00:41:57,134 - 不會吧？ - 真的 864 00:41:57,301 --> 00:41:59,720 棉妹妹全員到齊？ 865 00:42:00,137 --> 00:42:01,472 太好了 866 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,807 你週末有表演嗎？ 867 00:42:03,849 --> 00:42:07,311 星期六我和尼歐 要在藍調之家表演 868 00:42:07,478 --> 00:42:08,729 尼歐？我愛尼歐 869 00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:10,814 妳們能過來看看 870 00:42:11,232 --> 00:42:13,150 我會把妳們列在貴賓名單 沒什麼 871 00:42:13,317 --> 00:42:14,568 - 我們會去 - 太好了 872 00:42:14,735 --> 00:42:15,861 我們會到場 873 00:42:20,491 --> 00:42:21,575 妳要喝什麼？ 874 00:42:21,742 --> 00:42:24,662 莎莎，我剛帶妳進來 875 00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:27,414 好讓妳能同情一下芮安 876 00:42:27,581 --> 00:42:29,375 她經歷這麼多的事 877 00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:32,336 請妳對她好一點 878 00:42:32,503 --> 00:42:33,754 我盡量 879 00:42:34,338 --> 00:42:37,174 是她找我工作的麻煩 880 00:42:37,633 --> 00:42:40,177 不是每個人對著攝影機笑 881 00:42:40,261 --> 00:42:42,763 坐在足球員旁邊，就能靠他賺錢 882 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,641 莎夏，那樣說不公平 妳心裡有數 883 00:42:46,016 --> 00:42:48,102 - 妳每次都這樣 - 我怎樣？ 884 00:42:48,394 --> 00:42:50,646 芮安在妳眼裡是完美的 885 00:42:51,355 --> 00:42:55,401 即使她背棄我們的計畫 創立第一份黑人《赫芬頓郵報》 886 00:42:55,734 --> 00:42:58,362 那是五年前的事 887 00:42:58,862 --> 00:43:00,489 妳能別記仇嗎？ 888 00:43:01,782 --> 00:43:02,867 好吧 889 00:43:03,158 --> 00:43:04,326 莎莎 890 00:43:06,704 --> 00:43:07,955 別用那種眼神看我 891 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:12,042 好啦 892 00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:13,878 好了 893 00:43:13,919 --> 00:43:15,880 - 謝謝，我愛妳 - 別抱我 894 00:43:16,046 --> 00:43:18,048 去抱外面的小鮮肉 895 00:43:30,895 --> 00:43:33,230 媽，聽得見嗎？ 896 00:43:34,815 --> 00:43:35,816 討厭 897 00:43:36,567 --> 00:43:38,777 收訊真差 898 00:43:39,445 --> 00:43:40,905 真是的 899 00:43:41,322 --> 00:43:42,907 快點 900 00:43:43,908 --> 00:43:46,285 妳好，波本街的美女 901 00:43:46,452 --> 00:43:48,078 你好 902 00:43:48,245 --> 00:43:49,455 妳知道手機不通吧？ 903 00:43:51,248 --> 00:43:53,834 要試試看，萬一運氣好 904 00:43:54,001 --> 00:43:55,586 不是那個意思 905 00:43:55,669 --> 00:43:57,296 妳想站在我肩膀上試試看嗎？ 906 00:43:59,757 --> 00:44:00,966 高一點 907 00:44:01,634 --> 00:44:04,178 你小孩有幾個媽媽？ 908 00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:06,222 沒半個 909 00:44:06,388 --> 00:44:08,682 - 你有老婆嗎？ - 沒有 910 00:44:08,891 --> 00:44:10,142 你有老公嗎？ 911 00:44:11,435 --> 00:44:14,271 別耍我，好嗎？ 912 00:44:14,313 --> 00:44:18,150 蒂娜，朱利安是音樂人 他彈貝斯的 913 00:44:18,234 --> 00:44:20,361 一個鮑魚叫他怎麼彈？ 914 00:44:24,031 --> 00:44:25,532 一個能做很多事 915 00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:31,956 快說，我的鮑魚能讓你爽翻天 916 00:44:33,374 --> 00:44:35,334 - 別說了 - 她好危險 917 00:44:35,417 --> 00:44:36,418 腿別開開的 918 00:44:40,005 --> 00:44:41,966 快看，有人喝醉了，兩點鐘方向 919 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,510 可以嗎？我抓緊妳了 920 00:44:44,677 --> 00:44:47,221 - 天啊 - 那是麗莎嗎？ 921 00:44:47,388 --> 00:44:49,014 要一直這樣扭吧？ 922 00:44:49,181 --> 00:44:50,975 那樣能幫助收訊 923 00:44:51,141 --> 00:44:53,310 剛才她還把男人嚇跑 924 00:44:53,477 --> 00:44:55,312 現在她整個鮑魚貼著男人的臉 925 00:44:55,854 --> 00:44:58,065 媽，聽得見嗎？ 926 00:44:58,732 --> 00:45:00,859 她還聽不見 927 00:45:01,151 --> 00:45:03,404 還是生鮑魚，她沒穿內褲 928 00:45:04,822 --> 00:45:06,490 妳們還是那麼瘋狂 929 00:45:06,657 --> 00:45:08,033 是啊 930 00:45:08,993 --> 00:45:11,912 天啊，吹牛老爹上台了 931 00:45:12,663 --> 00:45:14,331 今晚大家好嗎？ 932 00:45:14,498 --> 00:45:16,750 準備好開心一下了嗎？ 933 00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,335 小姐們，看看我有什麼 934 00:45:18,502 --> 00:45:19,837 後台貴賓通行證 935 00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:22,339 今晚我要鮑魚大開，讓開 936 00:45:22,506 --> 00:45:24,925 你製造一頭野獸 937 00:45:25,092 --> 00:45:26,719 氣氛很好，來吧 938 00:46:11,972 --> 00:46:12,973 不要 939 00:46:13,432 --> 00:46:15,559 蒂娜，穿上衣服 940 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,361 慘了 941 00:46:26,070 --> 00:46:27,947 妳的菊花露出來了 942 00:46:38,749 --> 00:46:40,251 給那個猛男好看 943 00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:41,627 居然有用 944 00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,508 來點掌聲 945 00:46:55,766 --> 00:46:57,101 天啊 946 00:46:58,936 --> 00:47:01,188 我愛你們，謝謝，紐奧良 947 00:47:01,355 --> 00:47:03,857 瘋嗨 948 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:06,360 待會要做什麼？ 949 00:47:06,527 --> 00:47:08,529 我兄弟會朋友在沙維爾大學辦趴 950 00:47:09,613 --> 00:47:12,616 - 等等，你幾歲？ - 21歲 951 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,451 - 我們不去大學兄弟會趴 - 21歲 952 00:47:14,493 --> 00:47:15,494 什麼？ 953 00:47:15,619 --> 00:47:18,122 等等，我應該在這裡等吹牛老爹出來 954 00:47:18,289 --> 00:47:20,457 因為一旦男人看到 955 00:47:20,499 --> 00:47:23,127 我胸前這麼波濤胸湧 956 00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:25,462 就會亢奮到不行 957 00:47:25,546 --> 00:47:26,630 說真的 958 00:47:26,672 --> 00:47:28,382 要做什麼？我知道妳們有節目 959 00:47:28,549 --> 00:47:29,884 等等 960 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:32,803 我明天還有工作 真的應該回去睡覺了 961 00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:34,805 都還沒到午夜 962 00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:39,018 我剛看見我的好姊妹 對著吹牛老爹大跳熱舞 963 00:47:39,184 --> 00:47:40,895 還有什麼更猛的？ 964 00:47:42,605 --> 00:47:45,149 豁出去了，姊妹們 965 00:47:45,232 --> 00:47:47,526 棉花糖姊妹最猛 966 00:47:49,069 --> 00:47:50,195 我來了 967 00:47:50,362 --> 00:47:51,655 好可怕 968 00:48:00,539 --> 00:48:01,790 太爽了 969 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,251 她精神又來了 970 00:48:04,335 --> 00:48:05,419 莎夏 971 00:48:05,502 --> 00:48:08,422 妳一定要試試，太好玩了 972 00:48:09,173 --> 00:48:12,426 管他的，反正我喝醉了 973 00:48:12,509 --> 00:48:14,094 快點 974 00:48:18,515 --> 00:48:20,392 天啊，好可怕 975 00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:21,936 抓住我 976 00:48:23,896 --> 00:48:25,981 別放手 977 00:48:26,273 --> 00:48:28,567 千萬別放手 978 00:48:28,734 --> 00:48:29,860 莎夏 979 00:48:30,027 --> 00:48:31,445 太好玩了 980 00:48:32,029 --> 00:48:33,864 - 快點，麗麗 - 換妳了，去吧 981 00:48:34,031 --> 00:48:36,700 這樣不太好，我要尿尿 982 00:48:36,867 --> 00:48:39,912 這邊比較快，那邊的廁所還比較遠 983 00:48:39,995 --> 00:48:41,038 衝過去就好 984 00:48:41,121 --> 00:48:42,540 - 妳可以的 - 沒事的 985 00:48:42,706 --> 00:48:44,959 好吧 986 00:48:45,084 --> 00:48:47,419 麗莎 987 00:48:47,586 --> 00:48:48,796 像彼得潘一樣 988 00:48:59,890 --> 00:49:00,975 糟了 989 00:49:02,726 --> 00:49:03,811 怎麼回事？ 990 00:49:04,228 --> 00:49:05,479 怎麼停在中間？ 991 00:49:05,563 --> 00:49:07,147 怎麼不動了？ 992 00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:09,066 - 等等，怎麼了？ - 怎麼停了？ 993 00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:11,443 有人嗎？怎麼了？ 994 00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:13,946 別擔心 995 00:49:14,113 --> 00:49:16,240 他們會修好，抓緊，麗莎 996 00:49:16,407 --> 00:49:18,576 我快憋不住了 997 00:49:18,742 --> 00:49:21,412 - 放心 - 憋住 998 00:49:21,579 --> 00:49:23,080 天啊 999 00:49:23,247 --> 00:49:26,500 老天爺，拜託別讓我尿在人身上 1000 00:49:26,667 --> 00:49:29,587 別再偷拍她的鮑魚 1001 00:49:29,753 --> 00:49:30,921 憋不住了 1002 00:49:39,638 --> 00:49:42,141 - 天啊 - 她喝了多少酒？ 1003 00:49:42,433 --> 00:49:45,728 祢為什麼不保佑我，老天爺？ 1004 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:48,772 好姊妹來救妳了 1005 00:49:48,939 --> 00:49:50,774 抱歉，我盡量憋了 1006 00:49:55,029 --> 00:49:56,447 放心，姊妹，有我在 1007 00:50:00,117 --> 00:50:03,454 我不知道妳喜歡灑尿這招 那是我的調調 1008 00:50:03,621 --> 00:50:04,663 看好了 1009 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:09,001 什麼東西？ 1010 00:50:17,593 --> 00:50:19,428 妳在做什麼？ 1011 00:50:19,470 --> 00:50:22,306 妳們不用帶我去紅龍蝦 1012 00:50:30,814 --> 00:50:33,984 我說放鬆，不是叫妳解放 1013 00:50:34,485 --> 00:50:36,445 - 芮芮 - 你有看見嗎？ 1014 00:50:36,487 --> 00:50:38,906 有啊，大家都看見了 1015 00:50:38,989 --> 00:50:41,784 - 超猛 - 好高興我們碰見你 1016 00:50:41,825 --> 00:50:45,287 我發誓，好久沒這麼開心了 1017 00:50:45,329 --> 00:50:48,832 - 妳以前很會找樂子 - 我懷念那個自己 1018 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,376 今晚她回來了 1019 00:50:52,086 --> 00:50:55,256 她需要你常陪在她身邊一點 1020 00:51:04,014 --> 00:51:05,849 我應該送妳回家 1021 00:51:06,225 --> 00:51:08,477 妳不是有見面會嗎？ 1022 00:51:08,894 --> 00:51:10,187 明天？ 1023 00:51:10,729 --> 00:51:12,398 跟妳老公 1024 00:51:13,399 --> 00:51:14,775 是啊，那個黑鬼 1025 00:51:15,609 --> 00:51:16,694 什麼？ 1026 00:51:18,362 --> 00:51:20,155 什麼？不是 1027 00:51:21,365 --> 00:51:23,868 是啊，我應該… 1028 00:51:25,202 --> 00:51:27,079 - 我應該走了 - 是啊 1029 00:51:27,788 --> 00:51:30,124 妳們住哪裡？我送妳們回飯店 1030 00:51:30,207 --> 00:51:31,917 W飯店嗎？ 1031 00:51:33,043 --> 00:51:34,086 羅斯福飯店？ 1032 00:51:34,962 --> 00:51:36,547 我懂了，來吧 1033 00:51:38,883 --> 00:51:40,384 好了，這裡都是妳們的 1034 00:51:41,176 --> 00:51:42,261 你確定？ 1035 00:51:42,803 --> 00:51:45,931 我不可能讓妳們住那間爛旅館 1036 00:51:46,432 --> 00:51:48,559 我會去團員家睡 1037 00:51:48,642 --> 00:51:49,935 妳們好好睡吧 1038 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:54,106 朱利安，謝謝你今晚為我們做的一切 1039 00:51:54,189 --> 00:51:55,441 不客氣 1040 00:51:58,652 --> 00:52:00,237 妳確定一切都沒事嗎？ 1041 00:52:00,321 --> 00:52:02,573 是啊，當然 1042 00:52:04,575 --> 00:52:05,910 那好吧 1043 00:52:06,952 --> 00:52:08,204 好 1044 00:52:08,245 --> 00:52:09,496 晚安 1045 00:52:20,966 --> 00:52:23,260 - 我能摸嗎？ - 妳能摸 1046 00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:31,018 你會害羞 1047 00:52:32,019 --> 00:52:33,687 你的手應該動一下 1048 00:52:37,358 --> 00:52:38,567 那不是我的手 1049 00:52:46,367 --> 00:52:49,036 我就是…沒辦法 1050 00:52:49,912 --> 00:52:51,455 真是猛到不行 1051 00:52:51,497 --> 00:52:53,290 我告訴妳們 妳們一定要看這根東西 1052 00:52:53,332 --> 00:52:55,084 妳怎麼不拿出來給我們看？ 1053 00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:58,045 妳要幫我抬出來嗎？ 1054 00:52:58,379 --> 00:53:00,089 我會放在肩膀扛出來 1055 00:53:01,715 --> 00:53:04,176 聽好，我沒看過那麼大的 1056 00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:07,680 等等，老天爺給妳大鵰小鮮肉 妳居然暴殄天物？ 1057 00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:10,015 因為妳吃素嗎？ 1058 00:53:10,683 --> 00:53:12,017 不是，蒂娜 1059 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,270 因為我想保持子宮完整 1060 00:53:15,354 --> 00:53:17,106 明天我再好好開導妳 1061 00:53:17,147 --> 00:53:19,775 但今晚我太累了 1062 00:53:19,817 --> 00:53:21,068 我快爆肝了 1063 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,614 妳們還不能睡，快來 1064 00:53:25,656 --> 00:53:28,117 快點過來 1065 00:53:28,492 --> 00:53:29,493 起來 1066 00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:31,495 天啊 1067 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:41,213 怎樣？ 1068 00:53:42,047 --> 00:53:43,841 我不要下地獄 1069 00:53:43,924 --> 00:53:45,384 耶穌也愛我 1070 00:53:46,010 --> 00:53:47,845 妳們最好要惜福 1071 00:53:49,889 --> 00:53:51,265 - 她說得有理 - 對 1072 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:53,642 好吧 1073 00:53:53,684 --> 00:53:55,060 開始吧 1074 00:53:56,395 --> 00:53:59,315 天父，感謝祢賜給我們今天 1075 00:53:59,356 --> 00:54:02,693 感謝祢讓棉花糖姊妹重聚 1076 00:54:02,735 --> 00:54:06,864 祢總是傾聽我的禱告 因為我好想念我的姊妹 1077 00:54:06,906 --> 00:54:11,327 還有我等不及 我們一起享受最開心的事 1078 00:54:11,368 --> 00:54:14,205 我能感受到心裡充滿愉悅 1079 00:54:14,246 --> 00:54:16,498 光是想到我們會一起做的好事 1080 00:54:23,255 --> 00:54:25,549 紐奧良厄尼斯特會議中心 1081 00:54:25,591 --> 00:54:27,760 西奧披薩 1082 00:54:32,223 --> 00:54:33,432 謝謝 1083 00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:39,355 妳準備好出席嗎？ 1084 00:54:39,396 --> 00:54:41,941 放心，我已經裝了兩年 1085 00:54:42,024 --> 00:54:43,442 再假個幾分鐘難不倒我 1086 00:54:43,525 --> 00:54:46,111 親愛的，有人瘋得很嗨 1087 00:54:47,279 --> 00:54:49,031 沒關係 1088 00:54:49,073 --> 00:54:52,993 好，我去拿咖啡給妳，好嗎？ 1089 00:54:53,077 --> 00:54:54,245 好 1090 00:54:54,328 --> 00:54:55,955 - 有水嗎？ - 有，還要水 1091 00:54:56,038 --> 00:54:57,081 好 1092 00:54:57,122 --> 00:54:59,959 聽好，我很久沒談戀愛 1093 00:55:00,042 --> 00:55:02,878 我不知道這些年輕妹妹是怎樣 1094 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,338 應付那一大根 1095 00:55:04,421 --> 00:55:06,257 但我不要 1096 00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:07,383 別這樣，麗莎 1097 00:55:07,424 --> 00:55:10,302 我不知道妳遇見挑戰會退縮 1098 00:55:10,386 --> 00:55:11,428 我知道 1099 00:55:11,512 --> 00:55:13,889 - 就給他套葡萄柚 - 什麼？ 1100 00:55:14,390 --> 00:55:16,267 妳們沒套過葡萄柚嗎？ 1101 00:55:17,351 --> 00:55:18,519 沒有 1102 00:55:19,853 --> 00:55:20,980 但我在聽 1103 00:55:21,438 --> 00:55:23,107 妳要做的是 1104 00:55:23,148 --> 00:55:24,775 - 拿一顆葡萄柚 - 好 1105 00:55:24,817 --> 00:55:27,444 把兩端切掉，像這樣 1106 00:55:28,696 --> 00:55:32,658 再把中間的肉挖掉，像這樣 1107 00:55:33,117 --> 00:55:34,451 像一個小隧道 1108 00:55:34,493 --> 00:55:38,330 然後把葡萄柚套在他老二上 1109 00:55:38,414 --> 00:55:39,707 像這樣 1110 00:55:40,624 --> 00:55:42,793 像這樣，好嗎？ 1111 00:55:43,168 --> 00:55:45,629 現在要邊擠邊轉 1112 00:55:45,671 --> 00:55:48,883 還有口交 感覺就像他邊做愛邊被口交 1113 00:55:48,966 --> 00:55:50,509 雙管齊下 1114 00:55:52,094 --> 00:55:53,178 就像這樣 1115 00:56:02,146 --> 00:56:05,524 妳可能會噎到一下 因為那讓他感覺像個男人 1116 00:56:05,608 --> 00:56:06,984 好像他讓妳痛苦 1117 00:56:10,529 --> 00:56:12,656 這讓我的喉嚨發癢 1118 00:56:19,538 --> 00:56:22,499 千萬別用鳳梨 1119 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:24,251 我差點沒命 1120 00:56:26,921 --> 00:56:28,339 精華 1121 00:56:28,422 --> 00:56:29,465 精華美容盒 1122 00:56:34,678 --> 00:56:37,514 莎夏，說實話 這個顏色太超過嗎？ 1123 00:56:37,848 --> 00:56:40,559 一點都不會，很美 1124 00:56:40,643 --> 00:56:42,269 芮安和史都華皮爾斯 1125 00:56:43,437 --> 00:56:44,563 掌聲歡迎尼歐 1126 00:56:44,647 --> 00:56:48,484 來到精華音樂節 總是會看見美麗有活力的人群 1127 00:56:48,525 --> 00:56:50,319 泰莉麥米蘭小姐 1128 00:56:50,361 --> 00:56:51,904 是美麗的黑人 1129 00:56:51,987 --> 00:56:53,530 妳懂嗎？那是妳來的意義 1130 00:56:53,614 --> 00:56:55,241 來慶祝黑人的美麗 1131 00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:56,534 莫里斯查斯諾 1132 00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:04,041 莎夏富蘭克林 地方政府搬遷通知 1133 00:57:04,124 --> 00:57:06,877 請匯款，否則在30天內搬遷 1134 00:57:08,546 --> 00:57:09,838 艾娃杜威納 1135 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,340 黑女人魔法是什麼？ 1136 00:57:11,382 --> 00:57:13,676 感覺像是提醒和召喚 1137 00:57:13,717 --> 00:57:15,970 有一種親切感 1138 00:57:16,053 --> 00:57:19,598 一定要不斷攪拌 螯蝦才不會煮到過熟 1139 00:57:19,682 --> 00:57:22,268 沒錯，因為我們不能過熟 1140 00:57:34,738 --> 00:57:36,574 - 很抱歉 - 飛吻 1141 00:57:36,615 --> 00:57:39,326 妳書裡那章說得很對 1142 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:42,329 〝一起做菜的夫妻不會離婚〞 1143 00:57:43,247 --> 00:57:45,583 好可愛，他們好恩愛 1144 00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:47,751 說得太好了 1145 00:57:47,835 --> 00:57:49,128 就是說啊 1146 00:57:51,171 --> 00:57:54,008 她還真會演，該頒奧斯卡獎給她 1147 00:57:54,717 --> 00:57:56,510 莎夏，經營婚姻不容易 1148 00:57:56,594 --> 00:57:59,930 她還愛史都華 他們只是經歷婚姻的低潮 1149 00:58:00,014 --> 00:58:03,392 妳能看見 有很多不同的辣椒和顏色 1150 00:58:03,434 --> 00:58:05,102 - 這個女人不會吧 - 什麼？ 1151 00:58:05,185 --> 00:58:06,312 這個臭女人 1152 00:58:06,395 --> 00:58:07,438 蒂娜，別亂來 1153 00:58:07,521 --> 00:58:09,064 我要扁她一頓 1154 00:58:09,106 --> 00:58:12,401 請一位現場觀眾上來試吃一下吧 1155 00:58:12,443 --> 00:58:13,527 我願意 1156 00:58:14,737 --> 00:58:17,072 穿紅洋裝的觀眾，我先看到妳 1157 00:58:18,532 --> 00:58:20,034 - 真要命 - 走吧 1158 00:58:20,117 --> 00:58:21,285 不行，等等 1159 00:58:21,327 --> 00:58:22,369 就在這裡 1160 00:58:25,122 --> 00:58:27,249 這個臭女人以為她能來這裡 1161 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,626 隨心所欲 1162 00:58:28,709 --> 00:58:32,630 很好，看來有幾位觀眾 很想試吃呢 1163 00:58:33,172 --> 00:58:34,298 請上來 1164 00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:37,551 越多人越熱鬧 1165 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:40,095 我來處理，芮芮 1166 00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:43,307 這個看起來真好吃 1167 00:58:43,390 --> 00:58:45,559 但多一根香腸會更好 1168 00:58:48,646 --> 00:58:49,688 真的嗎？ 1169 00:58:49,772 --> 00:58:50,814 吃香腸要小心 1170 00:58:50,898 --> 00:58:53,484 吃得太猛可是會噎到的 1171 00:58:53,567 --> 00:58:56,403 我很好，我沒有嘔吐反射 1172 00:58:57,821 --> 00:58:59,573 這個女人皮在癢 1173 00:59:00,491 --> 00:59:02,785 她們還在說什錦飯嗎？ 1174 00:59:03,827 --> 00:59:05,913 對啊，那是口語詞彙 1175 00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:07,998 像是大嘴巴亂講話 1176 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,500 好到想賞你媽巴掌 1177 00:59:09,542 --> 00:59:10,751 女人皮在癢 1178 00:59:11,544 --> 00:59:12,586 瞭解 1179 00:59:15,756 --> 00:59:16,882 這樣好了 1180 00:59:16,966 --> 00:59:20,010 既然有個真正的香腸美食家 1181 00:59:20,052 --> 00:59:24,515 何不教教她和現場觀眾 能用香腸做什麼菜？ 1182 00:59:27,935 --> 00:59:30,020 - 這是什麼？ - 菜刀 1183 00:59:30,688 --> 00:59:33,357 - 就用這把菜刀 - 菜刀很大把，寶貝 1184 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,818 - 妳要小心點 - 你知道嗎，寶貝？ 1185 00:59:35,859 --> 00:59:37,403 我一向很小心 1186 00:59:39,113 --> 00:59:40,406 讓他看看誰是老大 1187 00:59:44,618 --> 00:59:48,831 這根香腸每個部分都要切到 1188 00:59:48,873 --> 00:59:50,457 對不對，史都？ 1189 00:59:52,710 --> 00:59:53,836 這是什麼？ 1190 00:59:53,878 --> 00:59:55,212 沒什麼 1191 00:59:55,296 --> 00:59:59,008 比知道誰是老大的嫩香腸更好 1192 00:59:59,049 --> 01:00:01,302 - 對嗎，寶貝？ - 她是老大 1193 01:00:04,555 --> 01:00:05,639 姊妹 1194 01:00:05,723 --> 01:00:07,558 - 用力敲 - 把香腸肉砸爛 1195 01:00:08,726 --> 01:00:11,604 手臂不會累就不算做過菜 1196 01:00:12,605 --> 01:00:14,064 誰曉得 1197 01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:15,190 廚房剪刀 1198 01:00:15,232 --> 01:00:19,069 這是廚房很少用到的廚具 1199 01:00:19,111 --> 01:00:21,030 我要用這個很少用到的工具 1200 01:00:21,071 --> 01:00:23,574 處理這根使用過度的香腸 1201 01:00:26,952 --> 01:00:28,704 這塊香腸肉這樣晃啊晃的 像什麼？ 1202 01:00:29,872 --> 01:00:32,291 我不知道，但今天要剪掉 1203 01:00:34,126 --> 01:00:36,587 天啊，芮安真幽默 1204 01:00:37,213 --> 01:00:38,839 - 她很幽默 - 是啊 1205 01:00:38,923 --> 01:00:40,299 她很幽默 1206 01:00:41,425 --> 01:00:43,302 到底怎麼回事？ 1207 01:00:44,428 --> 01:00:46,138 我還在等香腸 1208 01:00:46,222 --> 01:00:47,890 等等，吃吃我的吧 1209 01:00:50,809 --> 01:00:52,811 妳噎到了嗎？ 1210 01:00:52,895 --> 01:00:56,607 朋友們，那就是做菜的精華 1211 01:00:58,025 --> 01:00:59,944 剛才真是太精采了 1212 01:01:00,527 --> 01:01:03,155 觀眾喜歡，貝瑟妮也喜歡 1213 01:01:03,239 --> 01:01:05,282 那是妳的姊妹嗎？ 我以為只有三個 1214 01:01:05,324 --> 01:01:07,243 那個翹臀辣妹是誰？ 1215 01:01:07,284 --> 01:01:08,369 那個翹屁股？ 1216 01:01:08,452 --> 01:01:11,247 那個翹屁股能放唱盤，對嗎？ 1217 01:01:12,248 --> 01:01:13,999 - 她不是我的姊妹 - 我沒看過她 1218 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:17,127 糟糕，我要去要她的電話 因為她超棒，她很值得 1219 01:01:17,169 --> 01:01:18,212 不行 1220 01:01:19,296 --> 01:01:20,798 好吧 1221 01:01:20,881 --> 01:01:23,425 反正隨機應變更好 1222 01:01:23,467 --> 01:01:28,847 史都華，外面有個記者 是足球鐵粉 1223 01:01:28,931 --> 01:01:30,474 我能借用你一下嗎？ 1224 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,978 好緊，真是緊實 1225 01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:35,980 老兄，放鬆一點 1226 01:01:41,485 --> 01:01:44,405 我很堅強 1227 01:01:44,488 --> 01:01:47,366 我是強勢美麗的女人 1228 01:01:47,449 --> 01:01:49,618 我很堅強 1229 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,330 我是強勢… 1230 01:01:54,415 --> 01:01:55,583 美麗的女人 1231 01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:59,378 我…很堅強 1232 01:02:00,546 --> 01:02:03,090 我是強勢 1233 01:02:03,173 --> 01:02:04,758 美麗的女人 1234 01:02:04,842 --> 01:02:07,970 我很堅強，我是強勢 1235 01:02:08,012 --> 01:02:09,680 美麗的女人，我很堅強 1236 01:02:09,763 --> 01:02:11,098 妳還好嗎，芮芮？ 1237 01:02:11,807 --> 01:02:13,475 我很好 1238 01:02:13,517 --> 01:02:15,644 工作就是這樣，對嗎？ 1239 01:02:16,353 --> 01:02:17,980 謝謝妳剛才在台上罩我 1240 01:02:18,689 --> 01:02:19,732 當然了 1241 01:02:24,278 --> 01:02:27,740 芮芮，妳不能一直假裝 這張照片不存在 1242 01:02:28,699 --> 01:02:30,034 照片一定會流出去 1243 01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:32,036 妳是新聞業追逐的對象 1244 01:02:32,077 --> 01:02:34,705 新聞業？原來妳是來跑新聞？ 1245 01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:40,169 好吧，我不管妳的家務事 1246 01:02:40,211 --> 01:02:42,671 目前妳都表現得很好 1247 01:02:43,422 --> 01:02:44,632 好吧 1248 01:02:45,216 --> 01:02:46,634 算了 1249 01:02:49,887 --> 01:02:51,222 我該怎麼辦？ 1250 01:02:52,223 --> 01:02:54,767 首先 1251 01:02:54,850 --> 01:02:57,478 讓我找出還有誰有照片 1252 01:02:57,561 --> 01:02:59,813 如果沒有，就讓我爆料 1253 01:02:59,897 --> 01:03:02,733 妳瘋了嗎？我還有約要簽 1254 01:03:02,816 --> 01:03:05,819 不能讓妳在網站公布 他跟另一個女人的親吻照 1255 01:03:05,903 --> 01:03:07,780 - 不行 - 聽我把話說完 1256 01:03:07,863 --> 01:03:10,574 如果是我爆料，妳能最先處理 1257 01:03:10,616 --> 01:03:11,909 掌控輿論 1258 01:03:11,992 --> 01:03:15,412 而不是讓名人八卦網亂扯一通 1259 01:03:15,454 --> 01:03:18,874 妳從正確角度切入 把傷害減到最低 1260 01:03:22,336 --> 01:03:24,421 好，讓我考慮一下 1261 01:03:24,463 --> 01:03:26,840 好嗎？讓我先跟幾個人談談 1262 01:03:26,924 --> 01:03:28,968 聽聽他們的意見 1263 01:03:29,051 --> 01:03:31,428 妳能再拖一點時間嗎？ 1264 01:03:32,096 --> 01:03:33,138 沒問題 1265 01:03:35,474 --> 01:03:36,976 謝謝，莎夏 1266 01:03:37,518 --> 01:03:38,936 當然了 1267 01:03:38,978 --> 01:03:42,314 我有穆斯林精油、基督教精油 貴賓狗油 1268 01:03:42,398 --> 01:03:43,607 還有睪丸噴霧 1269 01:03:44,024 --> 01:03:46,569 大家都有酒喝，我也要喝一杯 1270 01:03:46,610 --> 01:03:48,445 道地的颶風調酒，兩杯25元 1271 01:03:48,529 --> 01:03:50,114 - 這裡 - 找到了 1272 01:03:50,281 --> 01:03:51,615 我有適合小朋友的東西 1273 01:03:52,867 --> 01:03:54,577 - 兩杯25元？ - 25元 1274 01:03:54,618 --> 01:03:56,078 寶貝，妳好，美女 1275 01:03:56,537 --> 01:03:58,414 - 這裡，快來，寶貝 - 叫我嗎？ 1276 01:03:58,455 --> 01:03:59,748 對，快過來 1277 01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:02,835 再見，他叫我美女 現在我是美女？ 1278 01:04:03,586 --> 01:04:04,962 天啊 1279 01:04:05,004 --> 01:04:07,006 - 你好 - 妳好，妳要小心點 1280 01:04:07,089 --> 01:04:08,257 我剛看一下 1281 01:04:08,299 --> 01:04:09,967 看見妳在那裡想買颶風調酒 1282 01:04:10,009 --> 01:04:11,927 我有紐奧良最棒的東西 就在這裡 1283 01:04:11,969 --> 01:04:13,053 是什麼？ 1284 01:04:15,389 --> 01:04:16,515 看看這個寶貝 1285 01:04:16,932 --> 01:04:18,517 苦艾酒 1286 01:04:18,851 --> 01:04:20,019 那是什麼東西？ 1287 01:04:21,186 --> 01:04:24,398 這是兩百年的苦艾酒 1288 01:04:24,481 --> 01:04:25,566 綠精靈 1289 01:04:25,649 --> 01:04:27,234 我要了，給我 1290 01:04:27,318 --> 01:04:29,612 等等，冷靜點 妳不知道這個寶貝的威力 1291 01:04:29,653 --> 01:04:31,989 這個東西有使用說明，好嗎？ 1292 01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:34,700 我才不管，那個東西又綠又亮 1293 01:04:34,783 --> 01:04:36,827 看來會讓我醉到翻，我要了 1294 01:04:36,869 --> 01:04:39,288 但妳只能喝一小杯，小姐 1295 01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:42,208 因為如果喝太多，妳會產生幻覺 1296 01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:43,500 我無所謂 1297 01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:46,212 那整瓶能讓妳喝五年，好嗎？ 1298 01:04:46,295 --> 01:04:48,339 - 五個月，知道了 - 不是 1299 01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:49,840 妳有聽到我剛說的嗎？ 1300 01:04:49,924 --> 01:04:51,842 五年，妳沒在聽我說話 1301 01:04:51,884 --> 01:04:52,968 好，五天 1302 01:04:53,010 --> 01:04:55,429 這瓶很快會被我喝光，謝謝 1303 01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:56,805 - 小姐 - 莎夏 1304 01:04:56,847 --> 01:04:59,808 妳即將變成有大屁股的瘋女人 1305 01:05:00,226 --> 01:05:03,187 精油，焚香，我有陰道噴霧 1306 01:05:07,358 --> 01:05:08,359 好嗆 1307 01:05:11,153 --> 01:05:12,529 那張拍得很好 1308 01:05:17,451 --> 01:05:19,537 你們不能在草地上玩 1309 01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:21,372 你們知道自己對草過敏 1310 01:05:21,413 --> 01:05:22,998 左手紅色 1311 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,793 - 我要去看男人唱歌了 - 玩得開心 1312 01:05:25,876 --> 01:05:28,379 - 你們好 - 妳好，芮芮阿姨 1313 01:05:28,462 --> 01:05:30,631 - 再見 - 我愛你們 1314 01:05:30,714 --> 01:05:32,049 再見，媽媽 1315 01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:33,592 他們好可愛 1316 01:05:33,676 --> 01:05:35,094 我好想他們 1317 01:05:36,053 --> 01:05:37,346 這樣說好了 1318 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,516 妳和史都華有想過生小孩嗎？ 1319 01:05:40,558 --> 01:05:42,017 我是說 1320 01:05:42,059 --> 01:05:45,479 小孩能讓夫妻的感情更好 1321 01:05:45,896 --> 01:05:48,899 小孩也能改變男人 1322 01:05:50,067 --> 01:05:52,820 對，還讓妳老公搬出去 1323 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:57,616 我們有聊過 1324 01:05:58,576 --> 01:06:00,911 只是我現在很專注在事業 1325 01:06:01,328 --> 01:06:03,581 我明白，但別等太久 1326 01:06:03,664 --> 01:06:06,083 因為沒人會像小孩這麼愛妳 1327 01:06:07,376 --> 01:06:11,964 妳好，這是棉花糖姊妹套房嗎？ 1328 01:06:12,047 --> 01:06:14,675 沒錯，有收到我的多肉植物嗎？ 1329 01:06:14,758 --> 01:06:15,759 妳是誰？ 1330 01:06:17,177 --> 01:06:19,513 妳好，我是莉莉戴維利 芮安的經紀人 1331 01:06:19,597 --> 01:06:22,057 - 妳好 - 妳好 1332 01:06:22,099 --> 01:06:25,144 - 歡迎，妳趕到了 - 是啊 1333 01:06:25,227 --> 01:06:27,938 - 我的女王，很快問一下 - 什麼事？ 1334 01:06:28,022 --> 01:06:29,356 貝瑟妮想在詩洛克派對 1335 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,067 - 跟妳和史都華親自見面 - 好 1336 01:06:32,109 --> 01:06:34,236 我知道妳跟棉妹妹有聚會？ 1337 01:06:34,278 --> 01:06:35,988 但給她15分鐘就好 1338 01:06:36,071 --> 01:06:39,950 - 讓她在合約上多加個零 - 當然 1339 01:06:40,284 --> 01:06:42,077 我們來敬酒吧？ 1340 01:06:42,244 --> 01:06:43,621 這是颶風調酒嗎？ 1341 01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:46,582 管他的颶風，這是海嘯 1342 01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:48,542 我好怕 1343 01:06:48,626 --> 01:06:51,212 敬星期五夜晚 棉花糖姊妹的調調 1344 01:06:53,547 --> 01:06:54,965 正港的 1345 01:07:22,243 --> 01:07:24,495 我感覺怪怪的，妳們呢？ 1346 01:07:24,662 --> 01:07:27,248 妳感覺怪怪的？我感覺… 1347 01:07:27,331 --> 01:07:28,499 還好 1348 01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:31,460 好到不行，感覺我一下 1349 01:07:31,502 --> 01:07:33,712 - 妳要我摸妳嗎？ - 摸一下 1350 01:07:33,796 --> 01:07:34,922 好啊 1351 01:07:35,506 --> 01:07:36,549 好爽 1352 01:07:38,008 --> 01:07:39,593 妳的奶奶好軟 1353 01:07:43,931 --> 01:07:45,182 糟了 1354 01:07:46,809 --> 01:07:48,102 我們吃了迷幻藥 1355 01:07:49,270 --> 01:07:50,771 - 迷幻藥 - 迷幻藥？ 1356 01:07:50,854 --> 01:07:51,855 我們吃了迷幻藥 1357 01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:54,316 等一下 1358 01:07:55,776 --> 01:07:56,819 妳 1359 01:07:58,237 --> 01:08:00,114 妳在酒裡下藥，對不對？ 1360 01:08:00,781 --> 01:08:01,949 是啊 1361 01:08:02,032 --> 01:08:03,367 我們死定了 1362 01:08:03,951 --> 01:08:07,204 這不好玩，如果我們吃了迷幻藥 1363 01:08:07,288 --> 01:08:09,456 芮安也吃了，她跟貝瑟妮在一起 1364 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:10,875 糟了 1365 01:08:13,294 --> 01:08:14,336 是啊 1366 01:08:19,717 --> 01:08:23,804 說真的我很喜歡 你們今天的做菜示範 1367 01:08:23,888 --> 01:08:28,183 你們兩個一搭一唱的樣子 1368 01:08:28,225 --> 01:08:29,393 太有趣了 1369 01:08:29,435 --> 01:08:30,728 - 很有趣 - 是啊 1370 01:08:31,562 --> 01:08:33,647 這樣好了 1371 01:08:33,731 --> 01:08:35,733 敬有趣 1372 01:08:39,153 --> 01:08:40,905 她很好笑 1373 01:08:40,988 --> 01:08:42,656 是啊，乾杯 1374 01:08:48,996 --> 01:08:50,539 那杯酒真難喝 1375 01:08:52,374 --> 01:08:54,210 我要退掉那杯酒錢 1376 01:08:54,251 --> 01:08:56,462 妳有喝過嗎？馬鞭草酒？ 1377 01:08:56,545 --> 01:08:57,922 好燙 1378 01:08:59,548 --> 01:09:00,841 燙死人了 1379 01:09:01,884 --> 01:09:03,719 聽好，我們要去救芮安 1380 01:09:06,847 --> 01:09:07,973 媽媽 1381 01:09:08,933 --> 01:09:09,934 妳們有聽見嗎？ 1382 01:09:15,689 --> 01:09:16,732 完了 1383 01:09:16,774 --> 01:09:17,858 奧斯丁？ 1384 01:09:18,609 --> 01:09:19,652 萊莉？ 1385 01:09:19,735 --> 01:09:21,111 妳小孩在這裡？ 1386 01:09:23,948 --> 01:09:26,617 是祢來接我嗎，上帝？ 1387 01:09:28,536 --> 01:09:30,120 那些女人竟然丟下我 1388 01:09:33,749 --> 01:09:34,959 媽媽 1389 01:09:38,629 --> 01:09:42,091 妳玩得開心嗎？ 1390 01:09:42,925 --> 01:09:46,303 我很開心，但你們要上床睡覺 1391 01:09:50,891 --> 01:09:52,309 我準備好上床了 1392 01:09:55,354 --> 01:09:56,814 莎夏富蘭克林 1393 01:09:57,273 --> 01:09:59,149 莎夏的私密事 1394 01:09:59,650 --> 01:10:02,653 我很喜歡妳的部落格 1395 01:10:10,119 --> 01:10:11,662 怎麼脫不下來？ 1396 01:10:11,745 --> 01:10:13,122 請問需要什麼嗎？ 1397 01:10:18,377 --> 01:10:19,587 她在這裡做什麼？ 1398 01:10:21,672 --> 01:10:23,340 她來幫妳點東西 1399 01:10:24,633 --> 01:10:25,676 是嗎？ 1400 01:10:27,177 --> 01:10:28,345 請問要點什麼？ 1401 01:10:28,846 --> 01:10:32,099 妳的嘴別黏在我老公的老二上 1402 01:10:35,019 --> 01:10:36,020 拜託？ 1403 01:10:36,854 --> 01:10:37,855 等等 1404 01:10:37,938 --> 01:10:39,607 那是酒嗎？我要一杯 1405 01:10:40,357 --> 01:10:42,902 這桌的人都來一杯 1406 01:10:45,321 --> 01:10:46,530 記在我的卡上 1407 01:10:49,533 --> 01:10:51,202 快滾，妳都寫下來了！ 1408 01:10:51,285 --> 01:10:52,411 馬上來 1409 01:10:53,037 --> 01:10:54,705 妳還敢笑？ 1410 01:10:54,747 --> 01:10:57,124 妳就是欠扁啊？ 1411 01:10:57,249 --> 01:11:01,670 別以為我沒看見 妳上衣寫的〝吸屌〞 1412 01:11:02,671 --> 01:11:04,256 她的上衣有寫〝吸屌〞嗎？ 1413 01:11:09,428 --> 01:11:10,429 兄弟 1414 01:11:17,102 --> 01:11:19,188 別這麼用力 1415 01:11:19,230 --> 01:11:21,732 很好 1416 01:11:21,774 --> 01:11:23,859 快塞進胸部裡 1417 01:11:26,070 --> 01:11:27,947 好爽 1418 01:11:28,030 --> 01:11:32,493 我很想粗野，因為你是壞男人 1419 01:11:32,576 --> 01:11:33,994 很好 1420 01:11:34,078 --> 01:11:36,956 快咬啊 1421 01:11:37,248 --> 01:11:38,666 妳在做什麼？ 1422 01:11:38,749 --> 01:11:39,750 糟了 1423 01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:40,960 - 怎麼了？ - 聽好 1424 01:11:41,919 --> 01:11:43,504 我們要救芮安 1425 01:11:45,256 --> 01:11:47,424 但她好遠喔 1426 01:11:47,466 --> 01:11:49,301 - 要怎麼辦？ - 是啊 1427 01:11:52,638 --> 01:11:54,598 我們需要B計畫 1428 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,308 什麼B計畫？ 1429 01:11:56,392 --> 01:11:58,143 什麼B計畫？ 1430 01:12:02,856 --> 01:12:03,941 妳們來做什麼？ 1431 01:12:05,734 --> 01:12:07,570 我不清楚這是怎麼回事 1432 01:12:08,612 --> 01:12:10,114 很抱歉，貝瑟妮 1433 01:12:10,614 --> 01:12:14,618 芮安一直有在吃新的過敏藥 1434 01:12:14,702 --> 01:12:16,954 藥有些副作用 1435 01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:25,963 安靜點，芮安，我們要走了 1436 01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:28,090 海嘯發威了 1437 01:12:28,132 --> 01:12:30,843 重複，海嘯發威了 1438 01:12:32,970 --> 01:12:34,388 失陪一下 1439 01:12:34,471 --> 01:12:36,390 頭好重 1440 01:12:36,807 --> 01:12:39,143 - 我的男伴會買單 - 好 1441 01:12:40,102 --> 01:12:41,979 他會出錢 1442 01:12:45,608 --> 01:12:48,652 那套洋裝好美，那是洋裝嗎？ 1443 01:12:48,944 --> 01:12:50,029 再見 1444 01:12:50,613 --> 01:12:51,989 來吧，寶貝 1445 01:12:53,866 --> 01:12:56,785 請跟我們一起喝 1446 01:12:57,411 --> 01:12:58,954 我是莉莉戴維利 1447 01:12:59,997 --> 01:13:01,624 頭髮好美 1448 01:13:01,665 --> 01:13:04,210 真不敢相信貝瑟妮 剛才看見我這種狼狽樣 1449 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:06,587 我們要挖個洞鑽下去 1450 01:13:07,671 --> 01:13:09,298 躲在裡面她就找不到妳 1451 01:13:11,342 --> 01:13:13,344 好，靠跳舞解除藥效 1452 01:13:13,385 --> 01:13:15,679 因為我要保持低調 1453 01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:21,101 瑞奇貝爾- 傀儡黃銅樂團 藍色尼羅河 1454 01:13:25,522 --> 01:13:28,776 這裡面充滿酒味和汗味 1455 01:13:28,859 --> 01:13:31,028 我們來對地方了 1456 01:13:31,070 --> 01:13:33,489 來吧，姊妹，盡情狂歡吧 1457 01:13:57,555 --> 01:13:59,348 跳那個舞，蒂娜 1458 01:14:01,934 --> 01:14:03,602 看看那幾個老妹 1459 01:14:08,857 --> 01:14:10,568 等等 1460 01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:41,098 有種來啊 1461 01:14:55,154 --> 01:14:56,196 好啊 1462 01:15:15,299 --> 01:15:17,468 來啊，怎樣？ 1463 01:15:59,051 --> 01:16:00,719 那是貨真價實的臀部 1464 01:16:02,012 --> 01:16:05,641 漂亮 1465 01:16:05,683 --> 01:16:07,017 再見 1466 01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:10,187 好啊，寶貝 1467 01:16:10,271 --> 01:16:12,314 我滑了一下，結果腳趾腫起來 1468 01:16:13,482 --> 01:16:14,525 沒關係 1469 01:16:14,608 --> 01:16:18,571 我們給那個狐狸精好看 1470 01:16:27,121 --> 01:16:28,455 別打架 1471 01:16:28,539 --> 01:16:32,793 這樣說好了 我知道大家都想要我扁妳 1472 01:16:32,877 --> 01:16:34,378 拜託扁她 1473 01:16:34,420 --> 01:16:37,381 但今晚我大發慈悲 1474 01:16:37,423 --> 01:16:40,384 幸好我有吃迷幻藥 1475 01:16:42,219 --> 01:16:44,138 但我清醒了，怎樣？ 1476 01:16:48,058 --> 01:16:50,019 麗莎，扁那個臭女人 1477 01:17:03,115 --> 01:17:04,658 我說我有小孩 1478 01:17:10,873 --> 01:17:12,541 臭女人，我要扁死妳 1479 01:17:18,714 --> 01:17:19,882 我來了 1480 01:17:25,095 --> 01:17:28,432 警察來了 1481 01:17:28,515 --> 01:17:29,934 抱歉 1482 01:17:36,607 --> 01:17:38,442 等等，怎麼回事？ 1483 01:17:38,484 --> 01:17:40,945 警官，有四個戴彩色假髮的女人 1484 01:17:40,986 --> 01:17:42,988 先動手的，但她們還在裡面 1485 01:17:43,072 --> 01:17:44,698 請你快點去 1486 01:17:47,451 --> 01:17:49,119 糟了 1487 01:17:49,578 --> 01:17:50,621 芮安 1488 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,957 朱利安 1489 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:55,000 棉花糖姊妹重出江湖了？ 1490 01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:57,711 - 朱利安 - 謝天謝地 1491 01:18:01,423 --> 01:18:03,384 你怎麼找到我們的？ 1492 01:18:04,927 --> 01:18:06,303 我有超能力 1493 01:18:06,929 --> 01:18:08,472 一定是 1494 01:18:09,598 --> 01:18:12,851 或是… 1495 01:18:13,727 --> 01:18:15,521 妳傳給我的簡訊 1496 01:18:17,273 --> 01:18:19,358 朱利安，我們迷失在太空中 1497 01:18:19,441 --> 01:18:21,235 我不是… 1498 01:18:24,488 --> 01:18:26,865 妳讓我露奶給朱利安看 1499 01:18:26,949 --> 01:18:28,617 妳們都要看看這對波胸 1500 01:18:28,659 --> 01:18:29,869 天啊 1501 01:18:29,952 --> 01:18:33,163 我完全不記得拍過這段影片 1502 01:18:34,206 --> 01:18:36,417 蒂娜的波胸確實很美 1503 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:37,710 真讓人難忘 1504 01:18:38,252 --> 01:18:40,921 謝謝，朱利安，男人都那樣說 1505 01:18:44,592 --> 01:18:46,302 朱利安，你聽過那首歌嗎？ 1506 01:18:46,343 --> 01:18:48,512 臭女人，王八蛋 1507 01:18:48,596 --> 01:18:51,807 臭女人，王八蛋 那是我的新調調 1508 01:18:51,849 --> 01:18:54,643 那是厭惡女人，我們不喜歡 1509 01:18:54,685 --> 01:18:57,813 小姐們，祝妳們今晚愉快 1510 01:18:57,855 --> 01:19:02,067 - 朱朱，謝謝 - 莎莎，我罩妳，妳知道的 1511 01:19:02,735 --> 01:19:04,028 慢慢來，麗麗 1512 01:19:04,069 --> 01:19:05,529 - 好 - 慢慢來 1513 01:19:05,571 --> 01:19:07,907 - 謝謝，朱利安 - 不客氣 1514 01:19:07,990 --> 01:19:09,200 謝謝，兄弟 1515 01:19:09,283 --> 01:19:12,369 - 我的女孩 - 我的男孩，好了 1516 01:19:12,453 --> 01:19:13,495 芮芮，沒事吧？ 1517 01:19:13,537 --> 01:19:18,918 這個週末 我不會再喝別人倒的酒了 1518 01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:20,878 - 這樣比較好 - 是啊 1519 01:19:21,837 --> 01:19:23,005 謝謝你送我們回來 1520 01:19:23,047 --> 01:19:25,090 不客氣，妳知道的 1521 01:19:56,789 --> 01:19:58,874 好吧 1522 01:20:02,962 --> 01:20:04,505 晚安 1523 01:20:06,882 --> 01:20:08,509 晚安 1524 01:20:09,593 --> 01:20:10,719 晚安 1525 01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:22,523 晚安 1526 01:20:22,606 --> 01:20:24,066 - 好 - 好 1527 01:20:24,441 --> 01:20:25,818 都快天亮了 1528 01:20:27,152 --> 01:20:28,195 好 1529 01:20:37,079 --> 01:20:38,956 那個女人活該 1530 01:20:39,039 --> 01:20:40,583 她瘋了 1531 01:20:40,624 --> 01:20:43,377 - 是啊 - 很高興以前的麗莎回來了 1532 01:20:43,460 --> 01:20:45,462 - 看看 - 對嗎？ 1533 01:20:45,504 --> 01:20:48,591 真可惜那些壓抑已久的精力 都要浪費了 1534 01:20:57,933 --> 01:20:59,602 妳剛說什麼，莎夏？ 1535 01:20:59,643 --> 01:21:03,647 妳剛說什麼壓抑已久的精力？ 1536 01:21:03,731 --> 01:21:06,108 - 妳傳簡訊給他？ - 沒錯 1537 01:21:06,650 --> 01:21:07,985 千萬別懷疑 1538 01:21:08,319 --> 01:21:09,778 千萬別懷疑女人 1539 01:21:11,447 --> 01:21:12,656 因為我是男人殺手 1540 01:21:12,698 --> 01:21:14,658 整天迷死人 1541 01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:17,453 整天迷死所有男人 1542 01:21:17,995 --> 01:21:19,747 祝妳們夜晚愉快 1543 01:21:19,830 --> 01:21:21,123 妳也是 1544 01:21:21,624 --> 01:21:24,001 好啊，姊妹 1545 01:21:24,043 --> 01:21:27,213 他開始炒飯時別抗拒 1546 01:21:28,172 --> 01:21:31,217 他會把蜘蛛網捅破，妳懂嗎？ 1547 01:21:31,926 --> 01:21:34,220 還記得以前那種單純的生活嗎？ 1548 01:21:34,929 --> 01:21:38,349 妳只要喜歡男人，跟他炒飯 1549 01:21:39,350 --> 01:21:41,852 那是我們擔心的事，還有破產 1550 01:21:41,936 --> 01:21:44,188 那些都不是問題了，謝天謝地 1551 01:21:44,271 --> 01:21:45,648 真的 1552 01:21:48,359 --> 01:21:51,362 我好想妳，莎夏，真的 1553 01:21:51,403 --> 01:21:53,405 我也是 1554 01:21:53,864 --> 01:21:55,658 我們會一起征服世界 1555 01:21:56,575 --> 01:21:59,745 八字都還沒一撇吧？ 1556 01:21:59,828 --> 01:22:03,207 我就是不喜歡看見妳 追著名人八卦跑 1557 01:22:03,249 --> 01:22:06,043 妳的實力不只那樣 1558 01:22:07,294 --> 01:22:10,089 我很好，我應付得來 1559 01:22:11,799 --> 01:22:14,218 是啊，我知道 1560 01:22:19,557 --> 01:22:23,310 芮安，妳不用一直 裝成擁有一切的樣子 1561 01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:27,022 我知道妳想幫助人，妳一向如此 1562 01:22:27,064 --> 01:22:31,402 但如果妳說出真相 可能會幫助更多的人 1563 01:22:32,111 --> 01:22:33,737 當名人很辛苦 1564 01:22:35,864 --> 01:22:39,159 如果我有妳的勇氣，莎莎 也許我會 1565 01:22:41,245 --> 01:22:43,080 但我不再是以前的我了 1566 01:22:44,790 --> 01:22:47,167 妳們是要親嘴還是怎樣？ 1567 01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:48,878 天啊，去開房間 1568 01:22:59,096 --> 01:23:01,265 鮑魚開花了 1569 01:23:01,557 --> 01:23:03,267 - 厲害 - 很好 1570 01:23:03,309 --> 01:23:04,560 時間差不多了 1571 01:23:04,977 --> 01:23:06,103 她需要男人的滋潤 1572 01:23:12,318 --> 01:23:15,070 很好，那樣才像話 1573 01:23:15,321 --> 01:23:16,947 她拿葡萄柚做什麼？ 1574 01:23:17,114 --> 01:23:18,365 她要給他套葡萄柚 1575 01:23:18,449 --> 01:23:20,284 - 那是什麼？ - 妳沒套過葡萄柚？ 1576 01:23:20,367 --> 01:23:21,410 沒有，蒂娜 1577 01:23:21,452 --> 01:23:22,786 - 姊妹 - 蒂娜 1578 01:23:29,335 --> 01:23:30,711 天啊，真要命 1579 01:23:31,337 --> 01:23:32,588 天啊 1580 01:23:32,630 --> 01:23:34,632 他那根超大的 1581 01:23:34,715 --> 01:23:38,510 我沒用過兩個葡萄柚 但等等，聽一下 1582 01:23:38,928 --> 01:23:41,513 五、四 1583 01:23:41,597 --> 01:23:44,850 三、二、一 1584 01:23:47,603 --> 01:23:50,272 - 麗莎 - 天啊，很抱歉 1585 01:23:50,314 --> 01:23:53,317 我去拿水，用水洗一下 1586 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,443 她咬斷那根嗎？ 1587 01:23:56,278 --> 01:23:59,365 我把葡萄柚汁擠到尿道口 我需要急救箱 1588 01:23:59,448 --> 01:24:01,951 麗莎，好痛 1589 01:24:01,992 --> 01:24:04,495 - 天啊，我放在包包裡 - 老二快燒起來了 1590 01:24:04,537 --> 01:24:06,497 我只有洗眼液，天啊 1591 01:24:06,580 --> 01:24:08,290 - 老二好痛，麗莎 - 冷靜點 1592 01:24:08,332 --> 01:24:10,125 我有冷霜 1593 01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:11,794 我有蘆薈 1594 01:24:11,835 --> 01:24:13,170 - 抱歉 - 快想辦法 1595 01:24:13,212 --> 01:24:15,506 - 我是第一次 - 妳說妳是護士 1596 01:24:15,881 --> 01:24:17,466 - 妳說妳是護士 - 那是實驗 1597 01:24:17,675 --> 01:24:19,510 - 我想試試新玩意兒 - 天啊 1598 01:24:19,843 --> 01:24:22,012 正常的口交不好嗎？ 1599 01:24:23,055 --> 01:24:24,848 他好像非洲大王 1600 01:24:25,641 --> 01:24:27,434 - 我有蘆薈 - 姊妹 1601 01:24:29,311 --> 01:24:32,314 這是哪個年代的老怪招？ 1602 01:24:35,734 --> 01:24:39,572 我在努力，這個週末前會交給你 1603 01:24:40,531 --> 01:24:42,032 超勁爆有料 1604 01:24:42,074 --> 01:24:45,619 凱特琳詹納被老虎伍茲 搞大肚子那麼勁爆 1605 01:24:46,537 --> 01:24:48,038 照片很快傳過去 1606 01:25:01,844 --> 01:25:03,888 - 莎夏 - 走吧 1607 01:25:04,763 --> 01:25:07,725 現在妳不需要男人 1608 01:25:08,183 --> 01:25:10,519 你們夫妻創造一個驚人的品牌 1609 01:25:11,061 --> 01:25:14,523 芮安和史都華 能當頂好超市的代言人 1610 01:25:14,732 --> 01:25:17,902 就像瑪莎史都華代言K超市 但規模更龐大 1611 01:25:18,193 --> 01:25:19,236 真的？ 1612 01:25:19,528 --> 01:25:22,740 重點是你們夫妻帶給人希望 1613 01:25:23,115 --> 01:25:25,367 你能擁有一切 1614 01:25:25,409 --> 01:25:26,869 我們要合作 1615 01:25:28,454 --> 01:25:30,831 太棒了 1616 01:25:31,207 --> 01:25:32,541 是啊 1617 01:25:32,583 --> 01:25:37,254 但老實說，錢才是重點 1618 01:25:57,441 --> 01:25:59,193 天啊 1619 01:26:02,279 --> 01:26:04,698 這是很好的開始 1620 01:26:04,782 --> 01:26:09,203 我會跟同事開會，再回答妳 1621 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:17,336 太好了，謝謝各位 1622 01:26:18,128 --> 01:26:21,048 - 芮安？ - 謝謝，貝瑟妮 1623 01:26:21,131 --> 01:26:22,800 - 史都華 - 謝謝 1624 01:26:24,593 --> 01:26:25,594 藍調之家 1625 01:26:25,636 --> 01:26:26,762 謝謝，自拍棒真聰明 1626 01:26:27,137 --> 01:26:28,472 快點拍 1627 01:26:28,514 --> 01:26:29,807 莎夏的私密事，棉花糖姊妹 藍調之家 1628 01:26:29,848 --> 01:26:31,433 乾杯 1629 01:26:32,518 --> 01:26:36,105 莎夏，妳的狗仔 願意把照片賣給我嗎？ 1630 01:26:36,522 --> 01:26:38,857 我們能掩蓋那件事 當做沒發生過？ 1631 01:26:40,025 --> 01:26:44,154 我能問一下，怎麼了？ 1632 01:26:45,072 --> 01:26:48,158 今天我和史都討論過 1633 01:26:48,242 --> 01:26:51,495 我真的覺得我們的婚姻還有救 1634 01:26:53,664 --> 01:26:56,166 妳要回收那個花心大蘿蔔 1635 01:26:57,251 --> 01:26:59,003 男人有自尊 1636 01:26:59,086 --> 01:27:02,089 他的自尊受挫了 退休讓他就像行屍走肉 1637 01:27:02,172 --> 01:27:04,967 妳們知道男人 毫無方向感，需要人生目標 1638 01:27:05,759 --> 01:27:08,345 好吧，還有用的二手貨 1639 01:27:10,306 --> 01:27:13,183 - 乾杯 - 乾杯 1640 01:27:13,559 --> 01:27:16,854 很好 1641 01:27:18,689 --> 01:27:20,107 快看，朱利安上台了 1642 01:27:28,866 --> 01:27:31,368 朱利安，我懂你 1643 01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:51,222 貝斯彈得真好 1644 01:28:12,785 --> 01:28:15,371 我是說真的，你好厲害 1645 01:28:15,412 --> 01:28:18,415 - 謝謝 - 我不能… 1646 01:28:18,499 --> 01:28:20,209 - 別說了 - 我知道，真不敢相信 1647 01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:22,086 你知道你一路走來 1648 01:28:22,169 --> 01:28:24,588 你以前常做那個混音帶 1649 01:28:24,630 --> 01:28:28,092 - 朱式情歌混音帶 - 朱式情歌 1650 01:28:28,175 --> 01:28:29,426 那些歌讓人難忘 1651 01:28:29,510 --> 01:28:32,054 是啊，說老實話，真的 1652 01:28:32,096 --> 01:28:34,932 我只是努力做音樂 1653 01:28:34,974 --> 01:28:38,811 看得出來，你有看見她們嗎？ 那些女人很迷你 1654 01:28:39,645 --> 01:28:41,272 我明白你沒結婚的原因 1655 01:28:41,355 --> 01:28:45,442 妳要分析我嗎，皮爾斯博士？ 1656 01:28:45,776 --> 01:28:48,445 - 是要那樣嗎？ - 我是認真的 1657 01:28:48,529 --> 01:28:51,532 老實說，你到底有什麼問題？ 1658 01:28:51,615 --> 01:28:54,869 - 不想定下來？躁動靈魂？ - 拜託 1659 01:28:54,952 --> 01:28:57,371 - 痛苦藝術家 - 我怎麼會痛苦？ 1660 01:28:57,454 --> 01:28:59,456 - 只有時間玩音樂？ - 才怪 1661 01:28:59,957 --> 01:29:02,710 還是太多女人投懷送抱？ 1662 01:29:03,627 --> 01:29:05,546 - 要聽實話？ - 別說謊 1663 01:29:06,297 --> 01:29:07,840 外面有好多狂蜂浪蝶 1664 01:29:08,632 --> 01:29:10,551 - 不是 - 聽好 1665 01:29:10,634 --> 01:29:12,303 說實話，到底是怎樣？ 1666 01:29:14,263 --> 01:29:16,098 我還沒找到心儀的女人 1667 01:29:18,684 --> 01:29:20,811 如果對的女人出現 1668 01:29:22,229 --> 01:29:23,814 我會全心愛她 1669 01:29:26,984 --> 01:29:28,444 - 我是說 - 少來 1670 01:29:28,485 --> 01:29:30,654 - 他們不要聽妳說話 - 沒錯 1671 01:29:37,661 --> 01:29:38,996 妳要去哪裡？ 1672 01:29:39,079 --> 01:29:41,832 - 皮又再癢嗎？ - 我有話跟芮安說 1673 01:29:41,916 --> 01:29:44,418 不可能，走吧 1674 01:29:50,841 --> 01:29:52,635 妳怎麼知道她在這裡？ 1675 01:29:54,094 --> 01:29:56,055 莎夏的私密事 精華週末的好去處 1676 01:29:56,764 --> 01:29:59,850 可惡，我得轉行 1677 01:29:59,934 --> 01:30:02,686 我會幫妳傳話，什麼事？ 1678 01:30:02,770 --> 01:30:05,356 我剛發現我懷孕了 1679 01:30:06,106 --> 01:30:09,026 在妳羞辱我前，小孩是史都華的 1680 01:30:09,652 --> 01:30:10,694 他知道嗎？ 1681 01:30:10,736 --> 01:30:14,114 我跟他說了 這個爛男人不回電話和簡訊 1682 01:30:14,198 --> 01:30:16,784 讓我來擠出一滴眼淚來同情妳 1683 01:30:16,867 --> 01:30:18,869 我不需要妳的同情 那不是我來的原因 1684 01:30:18,911 --> 01:30:22,373 - 那妳為什麼來？ - 因為小孩不是我一個人的 1685 01:30:23,249 --> 01:30:24,542 重點是 1686 01:30:24,583 --> 01:30:28,629 史都華要在24小時內回電 不然我會公開 1687 01:30:29,630 --> 01:30:33,175 我也許會想在妳的小網站爆料 1688 01:30:33,217 --> 01:30:35,553 把獨家給莎夏的私密事 1689 01:30:36,220 --> 01:30:39,598 我還有照片，鹹濕照也有 1690 01:30:40,516 --> 01:30:41,725 考慮一下 1691 01:30:48,774 --> 01:30:50,276 什麼事？ 1692 01:30:54,321 --> 01:30:56,574 你對甜食很有眼光 1693 01:30:56,657 --> 01:31:00,244 - 我對什麼都有眼光，相信我 - 沒錯 1694 01:31:00,286 --> 01:31:01,787 什麼事？ 1695 01:31:04,582 --> 01:31:06,083 怎麼了？ 1696 01:31:10,254 --> 01:31:12,047 我試過各種方法 1697 01:31:14,425 --> 01:31:16,427 看遍所有頂尖醫生 1698 01:31:18,596 --> 01:31:22,933 也試過各種生育療法 1699 01:31:23,934 --> 01:31:24,935 都沒用 1700 01:31:29,690 --> 01:31:31,775 她給了他我無法給的 1701 01:31:35,487 --> 01:31:40,868 妳為什麼不告訴我們 妳沒辦法懷孕？ 1702 01:31:40,951 --> 01:31:43,370 因為我覺得很丟臉 1703 01:31:44,121 --> 01:31:45,998 我不要讓人知道 1704 01:31:51,503 --> 01:31:52,671 看看我做的 1705 01:31:52,755 --> 01:31:54,465 那是他們的小孩 1706 01:31:54,506 --> 01:31:55,591 你們的小孩 1707 01:31:55,633 --> 01:31:59,845 狐狸精跟史都華的照片 合成出這隻小狐狸 1708 01:31:59,929 --> 01:32:01,805 他們能有這隻小狐狸 1709 01:32:01,847 --> 01:32:05,851 他的屁股會很大 臉醜到爆，就像他媽媽 1710 01:32:05,935 --> 01:32:07,978 妳看，我合成各種小孩 1711 01:32:08,062 --> 01:32:10,814 萬一他們決定多生幾隻 1712 01:32:10,856 --> 01:32:12,233 小狐狸 1713 01:32:13,817 --> 01:32:17,738 他們會生出很醜的小狐狸 妳懂嗎？ 1714 01:32:18,197 --> 01:32:19,240 我愛妳 1715 01:32:19,615 --> 01:32:22,535 看看那個小孩，一副智障樣 1716 01:32:22,785 --> 01:32:24,328 他們的小孩就是那麼醜 1717 01:32:24,787 --> 01:32:26,121 那個 1718 01:32:26,288 --> 01:32:27,581 醜到不行吧？ 1719 01:32:28,499 --> 01:32:29,542 是史都華 1720 01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:31,335 什麼東西？ 1721 01:32:31,418 --> 01:32:32,461 芮安 1722 01:32:33,003 --> 01:32:34,672 請讓我進去 1723 01:32:34,838 --> 01:32:35,839 他要怎樣？ 1724 01:32:36,674 --> 01:32:37,716 讓他進來 1725 01:32:47,351 --> 01:32:49,019 你這個人渣 1726 01:32:57,736 --> 01:32:59,196 我們需要談談 1727 01:33:03,826 --> 01:33:05,035 單獨談 1728 01:33:05,870 --> 01:33:09,248 你要對她說的話 都能在我們面前說 1729 01:33:15,963 --> 01:33:18,257 沒關係 1730 01:33:20,634 --> 01:33:22,386 我們會在樓下等妳 1731 01:33:24,638 --> 01:33:25,931 電擊槍給妳 1732 01:33:26,015 --> 01:33:28,517 這個按鈕會提高電壓 1733 01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:32,313 這樣好了，管他的 我就開到最大，好嗎？ 1734 01:33:32,396 --> 01:33:34,690 他敢亂來，就電他的蛋蛋 1735 01:33:36,775 --> 01:33:39,236 兩粒都電，老二也順便電一下 1736 01:33:49,622 --> 01:33:51,248 我跟席夢談過 1737 01:33:54,585 --> 01:33:57,004 她同意簽保密書 1738 01:33:57,087 --> 01:34:00,090 交換條件是每個月付錢 給她和小孩 1739 01:34:00,424 --> 01:34:01,759 我很想 1740 01:34:02,509 --> 01:34:03,594 殺了你 1741 01:34:03,677 --> 01:34:05,930 我現在很火大 1742 01:34:07,264 --> 01:34:10,392 妳有權生氣 1743 01:34:11,352 --> 01:34:15,105 你還愛我嗎？ 1744 01:34:17,274 --> 01:34:18,692 當然 1745 01:34:18,776 --> 01:34:22,196 我犯下大錯 1746 01:34:23,864 --> 01:34:27,159 我知道妳不可能再相信 我這個老公 1747 01:34:28,536 --> 01:34:30,955 但妳能相信我這個搭檔 1748 01:34:32,248 --> 01:34:36,252 這個合約 會讓我們一輩子不愁吃穿 1749 01:34:37,044 --> 01:34:38,879 但我們不能分開 1750 01:34:40,130 --> 01:34:42,091 沒有史都華的芮安 1751 01:34:43,300 --> 01:34:45,302 無法擁有一切 1752 01:34:53,769 --> 01:34:56,313 我希望她痛扁這個負心漢 1753 01:34:56,355 --> 01:35:00,067 再把他的老二皮電焦 像煎培根那樣 1754 01:35:00,150 --> 01:35:03,028 麗莎，我以為妳要他們和好 1755 01:35:03,112 --> 01:35:05,990 我一看見他那臉臭屁樣 就改變主意了 1756 01:35:06,073 --> 01:35:10,202 他和他搞大肚子的臭女人去死吧 1757 01:35:10,619 --> 01:35:11,662 阿門 1758 01:35:12,663 --> 01:35:15,082 真不敢相信，她還沒下來 1759 01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:17,918 到底怎麼了？ 1760 01:35:24,133 --> 01:35:25,467 什麼東西？ 1761 01:35:25,509 --> 01:35:26,677 - 該死 - 什麼？ 1762 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,470 什麼東西啊？ 1763 01:35:28,512 --> 01:35:30,014 她為什麼要那樣？ 1764 01:35:31,307 --> 01:35:32,641 真的假的？ 1765 01:35:36,687 --> 01:35:38,606 - 搞屁啊？ - 真是的 1766 01:35:46,488 --> 01:35:47,781 妳要留在他身邊嗎？ 1767 01:35:48,198 --> 01:35:50,701 史都找到辦法解決席夢的事了 1768 01:35:50,743 --> 01:35:52,411 不會有事的 1769 01:35:52,494 --> 01:35:54,246 等等，先別走 1770 01:35:54,330 --> 01:35:57,458 他這麼快就搞定妳了？ 1771 01:35:57,541 --> 01:35:59,043 蒂娜，他是我老公 1772 01:35:59,084 --> 01:36:00,711 他不是路人 1773 01:36:00,753 --> 01:36:03,047 我不會那麼絕情 1774 01:36:03,839 --> 01:36:05,883 芮芮，我明白 1775 01:36:05,925 --> 01:36:07,426 因為我離開泰倫斯時 1776 01:36:07,509 --> 01:36:10,554 我很害怕，以為自己會活不下去 1777 01:36:10,596 --> 01:36:13,098 但我熬過來了，妳也會 1778 01:36:13,182 --> 01:36:14,266 我會幫妳 1779 01:36:14,975 --> 01:36:17,394 麗莎，謝謝妳的好意 但我不像妳 1780 01:36:17,478 --> 01:36:19,230 妳不懂，我不能跟我媽住 1781 01:36:22,066 --> 01:36:24,902 跟妳媽住有什麼不好？ 1782 01:36:24,985 --> 01:36:26,445 我愛我媽 1783 01:36:26,528 --> 01:36:28,530 妳不懂，妳們都不懂 1784 01:36:28,572 --> 01:36:31,742 我們是兩個世界的人 妳們不是過我這種生活 1785 01:36:31,825 --> 01:36:33,536 我不能說走就走 1786 01:36:33,577 --> 01:36:36,038 我帶給人希望，我別無選擇 1787 01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:38,249 妳的希望在哪裡？這是妳的選擇 1788 01:36:38,290 --> 01:36:40,251 這個選擇讓妳變得渺小？ 1789 01:36:40,334 --> 01:36:42,169 讓我變得渺小？ 1790 01:36:42,253 --> 01:36:46,757 選擇靠說別人八卦為生的女人 敢說這種話？ 1791 01:36:48,175 --> 01:36:50,261 妳還真是學以致用，莎莎 1792 01:36:50,344 --> 01:36:53,472 我要繳帳單，順便告訴妳 1793 01:36:53,556 --> 01:36:55,140 我有很多學位 1794 01:36:55,224 --> 01:36:58,018 - 那就拿來用啊 - 妳有什麼資格教我？ 1795 01:36:58,102 --> 01:37:00,437 好了，暫停一下 1796 01:37:00,521 --> 01:37:03,232 喘口氣，冷靜一下 1797 01:37:03,274 --> 01:37:04,441 妳好 1798 01:37:04,525 --> 01:37:06,026 - 她們瘋了 - 芮安，妳有看見嗎？ 1799 01:37:06,110 --> 01:37:07,111 - 什麼？ - 慘了 1800 01:37:07,194 --> 01:37:08,904 席夢是做菜示範上那個臭女人嗎？ 1801 01:37:08,946 --> 01:37:10,698 - 等等 - 妳有上網嗎？ 1802 01:37:10,781 --> 01:37:14,493 慘不忍睹，我要去處理一下 1803 01:37:14,577 --> 01:37:15,953 完了 1804 01:37:16,537 --> 01:37:17,705 是妳 1805 01:37:17,788 --> 01:37:21,417 心機真重，妳怎麼能那樣？ 1806 01:37:21,458 --> 01:37:22,835 妳以為是我做的？ 1807 01:37:22,918 --> 01:37:24,795 不是我，一定是席夢 1808 01:37:24,837 --> 01:37:28,340 妳在角落跟她說悄悄話的那個席夢？ 1809 01:37:29,425 --> 01:37:30,718 那個席夢嗎？ 1810 01:37:31,135 --> 01:37:32,928 等等，妳做了什麼？ 1811 01:37:32,970 --> 01:37:35,639 妳把照片賣給另一個網站 好掩飾自己？ 1812 01:37:35,723 --> 01:37:37,808 - 妳不會吧？ - 因為我知道妳缺錢 1813 01:37:37,850 --> 01:37:39,727 我看見妳把標籤藏在洋裝裡 1814 01:37:39,810 --> 01:37:42,021 我們都看見了，我不是笨蛋 1815 01:37:43,272 --> 01:37:44,315 - 對 - 那很常見 1816 01:37:44,356 --> 01:37:47,192 我常到二手店買東西 1817 01:37:47,276 --> 01:37:51,071 諾斯壯百貨能退貨 那是諾斯壯百貨很酷的地方 1818 01:37:51,655 --> 01:37:55,409 恭喜，莎莎 我真的希望那樣值得 1819 01:37:57,161 --> 01:37:59,747 等等，站住 1820 01:37:59,830 --> 01:38:01,290 我確實有過那種想法 1821 01:38:01,332 --> 01:38:04,501 但我絕不會為了錢出賣妳 1822 01:38:04,585 --> 01:38:08,464 問題是妳從沒像我 這麼重視我們的友情 1823 01:38:08,505 --> 01:38:10,341 妳怎麼能那樣說？ 1824 01:38:10,424 --> 01:38:12,259 妳就像我姊妹，我一直待妳… 1825 01:38:12,343 --> 01:38:15,346 妳這樣對待姊妹嗎？ 我辭掉《紐約時報》的工作 1826 01:38:15,429 --> 01:38:18,349 推動我們的網站 我還請了網站設計師 1827 01:38:18,432 --> 01:38:20,476 妳做了什麼，姊妹？ 1828 01:38:20,517 --> 01:38:22,186 妳拋棄了我 1829 01:38:22,228 --> 01:38:25,439 因為妳覺得跟史都華能更成功 1830 01:38:25,522 --> 01:38:28,525 我為什麼要做這個八卦部落格？ 1831 01:38:28,567 --> 01:38:30,444 妳從沒道歉 1832 01:38:30,527 --> 01:38:32,821 如果妳叫我別做，我就不會做 1833 01:38:32,863 --> 01:38:34,281 妳應該說出來 1834 01:38:34,365 --> 01:38:36,700 我怎麼比得過枕邊細語？ 1835 01:38:37,493 --> 01:38:39,537 被男人搞定，就像她說的 1836 01:38:39,578 --> 01:38:42,456 - 但妳能拒絕 - 蒂娜，沒人問妳 1837 01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:44,416 莎夏，先聽芮安說一下 1838 01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:46,210 - 她只是想解釋 - 別說了 1839 01:38:46,293 --> 01:38:49,880 我早知道妳們兩個不會挺我 1840 01:38:50,798 --> 01:38:53,717 我知道這個小圈圈的運作 有女王蜂 1841 01:38:53,759 --> 01:38:55,553 還有兩隻小工蜂 1842 01:38:55,594 --> 01:38:57,721 工蜂？妳說誰是工蜂？ 1843 01:38:57,763 --> 01:38:58,806 我只為自己工作 1844 01:38:58,889 --> 01:39:00,099 妳收回那句話 1845 01:39:00,182 --> 01:39:02,101 - 收回那句話 - 我不要 1846 01:39:02,184 --> 01:39:05,104 夠了，大家暫停一下 1847 01:39:05,187 --> 01:39:06,605 各退一步，冷靜一下 1848 01:39:06,689 --> 01:39:10,192 妳給我閉嘴 別把我們當成妳的小孩 1849 01:39:10,234 --> 01:39:12,027 等一下，妳最好別說話 1850 01:39:12,069 --> 01:39:14,863 別再學我小孩，怎麼樣？ 1851 01:39:14,905 --> 01:39:16,740 - 穿好衣服 - 妳怎麼能這樣？ 1852 01:39:16,824 --> 01:39:18,701 別再每晚都喝酒嗑藥 1853 01:39:18,742 --> 01:39:21,370 也別再每個星期亂搞男人 1854 01:39:21,412 --> 01:39:23,998 妳剛才亂搞男人，妳才淫蕩 1855 01:39:24,081 --> 01:39:26,083 妳給我聽好，臭女人 1856 01:39:26,166 --> 01:39:28,043 雖然他那根很大 1857 01:39:28,085 --> 01:39:31,088 不表示他是成熟的男人 妳這個戀童癖 1858 01:39:31,171 --> 01:39:32,798 隨便妳說 1859 01:39:32,882 --> 01:39:34,842 我不想在這裡跟妳胡扯 1860 01:39:34,925 --> 01:39:37,887 妳最好改掉那種臭屁的態度 1861 01:39:37,928 --> 01:39:39,930 不然妳遲早會得性病 1862 01:39:40,014 --> 01:39:41,974 拜託，我是過來人 1863 01:39:42,057 --> 01:39:44,435 - 不好意思 - 我免疫了 1864 01:39:44,518 --> 01:39:46,854 臭女人，我幫妳拍拍手 1865 01:39:46,937 --> 01:39:48,606 去妳的，麗莎 1866 01:39:48,689 --> 01:39:50,274 妳們兩個也去死啦 1867 01:39:50,316 --> 01:39:53,527 可悲的假屁股，妳們兩個都很假 1868 01:39:53,611 --> 01:39:55,779 妳們根本不知道什麼是真朋友 1869 01:39:55,821 --> 01:39:57,740 這樣好了，拿去吧 1870 01:39:57,781 --> 01:40:00,117 把麗莎的爛手機還給她 1871 01:40:01,911 --> 01:40:04,246 等等 1872 01:40:04,288 --> 01:40:06,624 因為我可不要妳報警抓我 妳的卡還妳 1873 01:40:06,707 --> 01:40:10,628 還有我把那張卡刷爆了 額度還真低 1874 01:40:12,421 --> 01:40:16,175 笨女人，我不要妳亂說話 或打電話給我 1875 01:40:16,258 --> 01:40:18,260 拿去，駕照還給妳，妳就能 1876 01:40:18,302 --> 01:40:22,806 跟妳骯髒下流的老公 1877 01:40:22,890 --> 01:40:24,850 還有那個狐狸精搭飛機 1878 01:40:24,934 --> 01:40:26,936 妳亂搞會得性病，臭女人 1879 01:40:26,977 --> 01:40:29,230 真不敢相信妳們這群女人 1880 01:40:29,313 --> 01:40:31,398 我要找個名人炒飯 1881 01:40:31,482 --> 01:40:33,776 笨女人，我恨妳們 1882 01:40:33,817 --> 01:40:35,527 我對妳又愛又恨，臭女人 1883 01:40:42,618 --> 01:40:43,953 妳高興了吧，莎莎？ 1884 01:40:47,414 --> 01:40:50,417 妳毀了我的人生 1885 01:40:51,126 --> 01:40:53,546 還有20年的友情 1886 01:40:55,673 --> 01:40:58,342 去妳們的 1887 01:41:01,387 --> 01:41:05,266 我這輩子做過一些下流事 但絕不會做那種事 1888 01:41:05,349 --> 01:41:06,892 這不是我做的 1889 01:41:08,102 --> 01:41:10,020 要是我的朋友就會知道 1890 01:41:12,856 --> 01:41:14,817 該死的真朋友 1891 01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:32,835 令人震撼的新聞 看來美國最受歡迎的夫妻 1892 01:41:32,877 --> 01:41:35,796 出現第三者 破壞這對恩愛夫妻的婚姻 1893 01:41:37,047 --> 01:41:40,259 最近流出這張照片 芮安皮爾斯的老公史都華 1894 01:41:40,342 --> 01:41:45,639 跟IG模特兒席夢舉止親密 1895 01:41:46,181 --> 01:41:50,269 這個棘手的情況 連著名兩性專家芮安也被難倒 1896 01:41:50,352 --> 01:41:53,230 只要我願意，我能擁有一切 1897 01:41:53,731 --> 01:41:56,525 希望這對銀色夫妻能度過難關 1898 01:42:19,089 --> 01:42:20,758 我要續杯，謝謝 1899 01:42:39,944 --> 01:42:41,779 - 妳好 - 妳好 1900 01:42:43,739 --> 01:42:48,285 我很抱歉我說過的話 1901 01:42:48,369 --> 01:42:50,663 我不是有意的 1902 01:42:52,331 --> 01:42:54,708 我知道妳們留我是因為我搞笑 1903 01:42:55,751 --> 01:42:57,753 但我愛妳們 1904 01:42:58,128 --> 01:43:00,464 我願意為妳們去死 1905 01:43:01,799 --> 01:43:03,509 我知道 1906 01:43:04,343 --> 01:43:08,389 妳是我們最忠心 1907 01:43:08,472 --> 01:43:10,641 最嗆辣，最真誠的朋友 1908 01:43:10,683 --> 01:43:12,643 我們很幸運能有妳 1909 01:43:13,477 --> 01:43:14,687 妳說得對 1910 01:43:14,770 --> 01:43:16,438 妳們很幸運 1911 01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:18,607 非常幸運 1912 01:43:20,442 --> 01:43:21,819 幸運到不行 1913 01:43:25,155 --> 01:43:27,616 - 我愛妳 - 我也愛妳 1914 01:43:41,297 --> 01:43:45,426 多年來我一直張貼不雅照片 和頭條新聞 1915 01:43:45,509 --> 01:43:48,596 專挖名人八卦，提高網站點閱率 1916 01:43:49,388 --> 01:43:53,225 我不顧他們的隱私 1917 01:43:53,517 --> 01:43:57,479 他們的尊嚴或人道 1918 01:44:00,858 --> 01:44:02,192 芮安 1919 01:44:02,276 --> 01:44:05,029 但妳親近的人受傷時 1920 01:44:05,070 --> 01:44:07,781 才讓妳恍然大悟這些不只是照片 1921 01:44:07,865 --> 01:44:09,867 不只是文字 1922 01:44:09,909 --> 01:44:14,705 而是會影響真正的人的感情 感受到真正的痛 1923 01:44:14,788 --> 01:44:16,540 就像每個人一樣 1924 01:44:20,669 --> 01:44:24,840 當我最親近的人質疑我的人格 1925 01:44:25,507 --> 01:44:28,010 讓我做下決定 1926 01:44:28,052 --> 01:44:31,889 我不想再靠誹謗別人賺錢 1927 01:44:31,931 --> 01:44:35,726 這張照片經過修改 妳拒絕接受訪問 1928 01:44:35,809 --> 01:44:38,270 他們就懷恨在心 1929 01:44:38,729 --> 01:44:43,692 從現在開始 莎夏的私密事走入歷史 1930 01:44:45,819 --> 01:44:47,404 恭喜擁有一切的女人 貝瑟妮 1931 01:44:47,446 --> 01:44:50,950 我很堅強，我是強勢美麗的女人 1932 01:44:51,033 --> 01:44:52,201 這是我最後一篇文章 1933 01:44:52,243 --> 01:44:54,995 我很堅強，我是強勢美麗的女人 1934 01:44:59,708 --> 01:45:01,919 給我傷害過的人 1935 01:45:02,002 --> 01:45:03,045 莎夏的私密事- 直播 1936 01:45:03,087 --> 01:45:04,755 我真心抱歉 1937 01:45:17,434 --> 01:45:20,437 妳就那樣關閉部落格 說走就走？ 1938 01:45:21,564 --> 01:45:22,940 那樣最好 1939 01:45:23,232 --> 01:45:24,984 莎夏，妳怎麼可能那樣想？ 1940 01:45:25,067 --> 01:45:27,945 我知道也許很難相信 但不是我做的 1941 01:45:27,987 --> 01:45:31,615 席夢自己請攝影師 偷拍照片賣給名人八卦網 1942 01:45:31,699 --> 01:45:34,660 妳以為我們不知道嗎？少來 1943 01:45:34,743 --> 01:45:36,328 但妳的樣子不像 1944 01:45:38,831 --> 01:45:40,833 我只想回到以前那樣 1945 01:45:40,916 --> 01:45:42,960 我們都一樣 1946 01:45:43,294 --> 01:45:44,295 沒錯 1947 01:45:44,378 --> 01:45:47,673 找個時光機 讓我們回到住宿舍的日子 1948 01:45:47,756 --> 01:45:51,677 一起吃泡麵，喝酒，我超想去 1949 01:45:52,553 --> 01:45:55,806 但現在我們是成熟的女人 我們有事要做 1950 01:45:56,181 --> 01:45:58,809 聽好了，因為我們不會讓妳走 1951 01:45:58,893 --> 01:46:00,853 妳要跟我們走，哪裡都不能去 1952 01:46:02,146 --> 01:46:03,480 莎夏棉妹妹 1953 01:46:03,981 --> 01:46:05,024 快點 1954 01:46:11,488 --> 01:46:14,158 芮安的演講再20分鐘就要開始了 1955 01:46:14,241 --> 01:46:16,243 我們趕不上的 1956 01:46:16,327 --> 01:46:19,371 放心，謝謝，司機大哥 1957 01:46:19,455 --> 01:46:20,998 下車，我們要用走的 1958 01:46:21,081 --> 01:46:22,666 - 為什麼？ - 廢話少說 1959 01:46:22,750 --> 01:46:25,169 - 蒂娜，快下車 - 快點 1960 01:46:25,211 --> 01:46:27,838 外面這麼熱，我不想走路 1961 01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:29,340 - 蒂娜，快點 - 快點 1962 01:46:30,925 --> 01:46:32,009 我們會趕上的 1963 01:46:32,092 --> 01:46:33,135 - 別哀哀叫 - 快點 1964 01:46:33,177 --> 01:46:36,680 這又不是女性大遊行 人家不想走路 1965 01:46:42,519 --> 01:46:46,023 各位先生女士 名人堂候選人史都華皮爾斯 1966 01:46:48,651 --> 01:46:49,735 謝謝 1967 01:46:49,818 --> 01:46:53,155 謝謝，精華 1968 01:46:54,782 --> 01:46:55,866 很好 1969 01:46:59,537 --> 01:47:02,665 還有多遠？拇趾外翻痛死我了 1970 01:47:02,706 --> 01:47:03,916 我們都老了 1971 01:47:03,999 --> 01:47:06,001 我不是老，只是累爆了 1972 01:47:06,043 --> 01:47:08,504 - 妳看，丸子頭 - 等等 1973 01:47:09,046 --> 01:47:11,840 我很榮幸 1974 01:47:11,882 --> 01:47:15,135 介紹今年的精華專題演講人 1975 01:47:15,553 --> 01:47:17,721 請掌聲歡迎我最重要的人 1976 01:47:17,763 --> 01:47:18,847 妳可以的，芮安 1977 01:47:18,889 --> 01:47:21,183 我很驕傲稱她老婆的女人 1978 01:47:21,559 --> 01:47:22,977 芮安皮爾斯 1979 01:47:35,447 --> 01:47:37,575 寶貝，好好表現 1980 01:47:43,831 --> 01:47:45,499 謝謝 1981 01:47:45,583 --> 01:47:48,377 這裡右轉，不對，左轉 1982 01:47:48,419 --> 01:47:50,796 天啊，請小心那輛車 1983 01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:52,923 天啊，有凸塊 1984 01:47:52,965 --> 01:47:55,843 先生，快點，我們趕時間 1985 01:47:55,926 --> 01:47:58,220 好爽 1986 01:47:58,262 --> 01:48:01,223 慢點，寶貝 1987 01:48:02,725 --> 01:48:04,518 - 真是離譜 - 拜託 1988 01:48:04,602 --> 01:48:05,853 精華音樂節專題演講人 芮安皮爾斯 1989 01:48:05,936 --> 01:48:08,606 你一定是屠夫，你那根真多肉 1990 01:48:09,815 --> 01:48:11,942 謝謝，小鮮肉 1991 01:48:11,984 --> 01:48:14,361 - 記得打電話給我 - 走吧 1992 01:48:14,445 --> 01:48:16,697 我可能懷孕了，快跑吧 1993 01:48:19,825 --> 01:48:21,118 你們都知道 1994 01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:24,580 很多人對我的婚姻狀態 有很多疑問 1995 01:48:25,247 --> 01:48:27,958 我想釐清那些傳言 1996 01:48:29,126 --> 01:48:32,296 今天早上出現的那張照片 不是真的 1997 01:48:32,546 --> 01:48:36,133 所有的出軌傳言都是子虛烏有 1998 01:48:36,884 --> 01:48:41,764 我和我老公還是很恩愛 1999 01:48:41,805 --> 01:48:43,641 其實 2000 01:48:44,266 --> 01:48:46,143 沒錯，謝謝 2001 01:48:49,897 --> 01:48:51,440 讓開，笨蛋 2002 01:48:52,858 --> 01:48:54,818 蒂娜，我不知道 2003 01:48:57,238 --> 01:48:58,280 天啊 2004 01:49:01,992 --> 01:49:03,577 繼續，芮安 2005 01:49:03,661 --> 01:49:05,329 別理我們 2006 01:49:07,456 --> 01:49:08,999 其實 2007 01:49:10,042 --> 01:49:12,044 我們的婚姻 2008 01:49:13,337 --> 01:49:14,964 比以前更堅固 2009 01:49:15,881 --> 01:49:17,132 拜託，芮芮 2010 01:49:20,803 --> 01:49:22,888 基礎… 2011 01:49:24,807 --> 01:49:26,308 基礎… 2012 01:49:33,816 --> 01:49:35,359 抱歉 2013 01:49:38,487 --> 01:49:42,157 我經紀人寫了一篇 文情並茂的聲明要我照念出來 2014 01:49:42,199 --> 01:49:43,742 不要 2015 01:49:43,826 --> 01:49:47,413 我真的以為自己能撐過去 2016 01:49:47,872 --> 01:49:50,624 因為我以前做過 2017 01:49:50,708 --> 01:49:54,169 很多次這種假面聲明 2018 01:49:55,421 --> 01:49:56,964 但是 2019 01:49:57,715 --> 01:49:59,592 有些人 2020 01:50:00,676 --> 01:50:02,428 在她們面前 2021 01:50:03,053 --> 01:50:05,556 妳就是無法再假裝 2022 01:50:06,390 --> 01:50:09,518 因為她們瞭解妳 2023 01:50:12,104 --> 01:50:13,188 真正的妳 2024 01:50:14,273 --> 01:50:17,902 也許那是妳避而不見她們 2025 01:50:17,943 --> 01:50:19,236 這麼久的原因 2026 01:50:21,739 --> 01:50:23,073 對不起 2027 01:50:31,165 --> 01:50:32,750 我不是完美的女人 2028 01:50:33,375 --> 01:50:35,252 我沒有擁有一切 2029 01:50:37,338 --> 01:50:40,591 其實我的人生亂七八糟 2030 01:50:42,301 --> 01:50:45,179 - 夠了，妳該休息… - 給我坐下 2031 01:50:49,266 --> 01:50:50,434 快去 2032 01:50:51,518 --> 01:50:53,312 漂亮 2033 01:50:53,395 --> 01:50:54,438 終於 2034 01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:55,481 終於硬起來 2035 01:51:01,278 --> 01:51:02,780 那張照片是真的 2036 01:51:04,698 --> 01:51:06,867 我老公有外遇 2037 01:51:10,120 --> 01:51:12,331 我剛開始發現時 2038 01:51:13,499 --> 01:51:15,417 內心五味雜陳 2039 01:51:16,877 --> 01:51:19,880 背叛、憤怒、頭痛 2040 01:51:20,381 --> 01:51:22,216 但大部分是害怕 2041 01:51:23,467 --> 01:51:26,595 害怕我的婚姻會結束 我會孤單一個人 2042 01:51:28,138 --> 01:51:30,891 我很害怕 2043 01:51:32,643 --> 01:51:34,812 害怕到 2044 01:51:35,813 --> 01:51:39,567 願意留在背叛我信任的男人身邊 2045 01:51:40,359 --> 01:51:42,778 害怕到 2046 01:51:43,779 --> 01:51:48,701 願意委曲求全 2047 01:51:49,159 --> 01:51:51,078 我知道不是只有我這樣 2048 01:51:51,161 --> 01:51:54,582 我知道很多女人 待在不好的婚姻裡 2049 01:51:54,665 --> 01:51:56,000 因為我們相信 2050 01:51:56,083 --> 01:51:59,503 被人不尊重比孤單一個人要好 2051 01:51:59,587 --> 01:52:02,423 但我們不應該害怕孤單 2052 01:52:02,506 --> 01:52:07,177 因為重新發現自己的聲音 有一種力量 2053 01:52:07,219 --> 01:52:10,264 我遺忘了那種力量 2054 01:52:10,347 --> 01:52:14,268 我遺忘了 我嫁給史都華前幾年的日子 2055 01:52:14,351 --> 01:52:15,853 我是芮安 2056 01:52:17,688 --> 01:52:21,859 一個充滿抱負和理想的女孩 2057 01:52:24,194 --> 01:52:25,613 但幸好 2058 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:29,366 我的姊妹 2059 01:52:30,618 --> 01:52:32,244 我的姊妹 2060 01:52:32,328 --> 01:52:34,580 讓我想起那個自己 2061 01:52:34,663 --> 01:52:36,332 棉花糖姊妹 2062 01:52:36,624 --> 01:52:40,669 她們讓我想起自己的價值 2063 01:52:40,711 --> 01:52:42,254 - 說得對 - 對 2064 01:52:42,338 --> 01:52:46,717 以前的我毫不畏懼 2065 01:52:50,054 --> 01:52:53,432 沒人能粉碎妳的夢想 2066 01:52:53,515 --> 01:52:55,684 除非妳給他們機會 2067 01:52:58,395 --> 01:53:01,565 我不再給別人這個機會 2068 01:53:05,027 --> 01:53:06,403 如果有意義 2069 01:53:07,446 --> 01:53:11,784 我希望自己說出真相 2070 01:53:12,618 --> 01:53:15,412 能激勵妳們實現自己的夢想 2071 01:53:19,625 --> 01:53:22,086 謝謝各位 2072 01:53:22,169 --> 01:53:23,587 我們愛妳，芮芮 2073 01:53:23,671 --> 01:53:25,422 我們愛妳，芮安 2074 01:53:38,310 --> 01:53:41,438 棉花糖姊妹 2075 01:53:49,947 --> 01:53:51,615 我們愛妳，姊妹 2076 01:53:53,117 --> 01:53:54,118 好了 2077 01:54:15,472 --> 01:54:16,974 很抱歉 2078 01:54:17,516 --> 01:54:21,937 我剛才說的話不是有意的 我只是一時氣急了 2079 01:54:21,979 --> 01:54:23,647 沒關係 2080 01:54:23,689 --> 01:54:27,067 妳剛在台上表現得很好，很勇敢 2081 01:54:27,401 --> 01:54:28,777 講得太好了 2082 01:54:30,321 --> 01:54:32,156 我們愛妳，其他的都不重要 2083 01:54:33,115 --> 01:54:34,867 我也愛妳，麗麗 2084 01:54:35,576 --> 01:54:37,328 妳永遠是我的姊妹 2085 01:54:40,289 --> 01:54:41,582 妳也讓我很驕傲 2086 01:54:45,252 --> 01:54:46,462 芮安 2087 01:54:47,713 --> 01:54:49,924 我永遠不會傷害妳 2088 01:54:50,299 --> 01:54:52,843 - 妳一定要相信我 - 我知道 2089 01:54:54,386 --> 01:54:56,096 我知道 2090 01:54:56,180 --> 01:54:57,223 抱一下 2091 01:54:58,474 --> 01:55:00,351 - 抱一下 - 好 2092 01:55:00,434 --> 01:55:03,729 - 棉花糖姊妹 - 妳剛在台上超棒的 2093 01:55:04,104 --> 01:55:06,899 看我帶來什麼給妳 2094 01:55:08,859 --> 01:55:11,028 快點穿上 2095 01:55:13,405 --> 01:55:14,740 妳看 2096 01:55:15,157 --> 01:55:16,325 棉花糖姊妹 2097 01:55:16,367 --> 01:55:17,701 重出江湖 2098 01:55:17,743 --> 01:55:20,162 棉花糖姊妹重出江湖 2099 01:55:20,204 --> 01:55:25,125 棉花糖姊妹重出江湖 2100 01:55:36,303 --> 01:55:38,055 - 莉莉 - 等等 2101 01:55:40,015 --> 01:55:41,934 我要告訴妳一件事 2102 01:55:43,102 --> 01:55:45,020 貝瑟妮，她… 2103 01:55:47,481 --> 01:55:49,233 天啊，別又來了 2104 01:55:49,525 --> 01:55:50,609 有話快說，小姐 2105 01:55:51,610 --> 01:55:53,237 她還是要簽約 2106 01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:54,321 太好了 2107 01:55:54,405 --> 01:55:55,406 什麼？ 2108 01:55:55,489 --> 01:55:57,575 但只跟妳簽約 2109 01:55:59,243 --> 01:56:01,495 - 太好了 - 這樣更好 2110 01:56:01,579 --> 01:56:05,165 原來單身女性的市場更大 2111 01:56:10,212 --> 01:56:11,547 我會簽 2112 01:56:12,298 --> 01:56:14,633 我只有一個條件 2113 01:56:15,759 --> 01:56:16,927 什麼條件？ 2114 01:56:20,222 --> 01:56:21,807 莎夏，我要妳當我的搭檔 2115 01:56:24,268 --> 01:56:26,604 - 妳是認真的嗎？ - 我很認真 2116 01:56:26,979 --> 01:56:28,105 別耍我 2117 01:56:28,814 --> 01:56:30,316 我認真到不行 2118 01:56:30,399 --> 01:56:32,526 好，我當妳的搭檔 2119 01:56:32,776 --> 01:56:34,028 太好了 2120 01:56:35,738 --> 01:56:36,780 漂亮 2121 01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:38,782 一起抱抱 2122 01:56:41,243 --> 01:56:43,621 這下我們發財了 2123 01:56:43,954 --> 01:56:44,997 走吧 2124 01:56:46,457 --> 01:56:47,499 來啊，姊妹 2125 01:57:06,018 --> 01:57:08,354 每群朋友都有一種經驗 2126 01:57:08,437 --> 01:57:12,775 不管你在哪裡，都會永生難忘 2127 01:57:12,816 --> 01:57:15,027 我們變老了，也變得更有智慧 2128 01:57:16,487 --> 01:57:19,073 我們還是最辣的妹 2129 01:57:20,741 --> 01:57:22,743 我不知道未來會怎樣 2130 01:57:22,826 --> 01:57:24,411 嘻哈在不在？ 2131 01:57:24,995 --> 01:57:28,457 愛情或心碎，開心或痛苦 2132 01:57:28,874 --> 01:57:31,335 但現在都豁然開朗了 2133 01:57:31,377 --> 01:57:35,506 有一件事我能確定 就是姊妹會陪在我身邊 2134 01:57:36,006 --> 01:57:38,342 人生過客來來往往 2135 01:57:38,968 --> 01:57:40,928 我的姊妹永遠不會變 2136 01:57:41,262 --> 01:57:44,098 她們讓我勇敢做自己 2137 01:57:44,181 --> 01:57:46,100 我要做自己 2138 01:57:46,642 --> 01:57:48,185 我們要做自己 2139 01:57:49,019 --> 01:57:51,188 關愛，歡笑 2140 01:57:52,398 --> 01:57:54,400 值得 2141 01:57:54,483 --> 01:57:56,026 奇妙 2142 01:57:56,694 --> 01:57:57,861 我們 2143 01:58:00,239 --> 01:58:03,409 棉花糖姊妹回來了 2144 01:58:08,080 --> 01:58:11,417 妳有拍照片？讓我看看 2145 01:58:14,795 --> 01:58:17,798 那根老二真是美 2146 01:58:18,674 --> 01:58:20,885 那根老二讓我欲仙欲死 2147 01:58:23,554 --> 01:58:26,140 我只想把那張照片當成壁紙 2148 01:58:26,223 --> 01:58:27,516 別放在手機裡 2149 01:58:29,643 --> 01:58:31,896 我想當那個壁紙上的蒼蠅 141566

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