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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look, everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a heart
A hand to hold onto ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look, everywhere you go ♪
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♪ There's a face
Somebody who needs you ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
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♪ Everywhere you look ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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Good morning, racing fans.
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I am off to my first race of the season.
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Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting
you're a race car driver.
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Have a safe trip, honey.
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Are you wearing my good-luck charm?
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Yes.
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It is riding up my butt.
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I have so many questions.
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That I do not want answers to.
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We're back from the fertility clinic.
Hopefully we made an embryo.
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So, how did it go?
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Well, Jimmy certainly enjoyed
being a donor.
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He wants to go back for his birthday.
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Now we wait for the doctor to call.
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I've got a good feeling about this.
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You've had a lot of good feelings today.
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Mankowski stopped by for some bacon.
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And to say hi to my favorite mom.
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I'll meet a lot of new girls
in high school,
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but they will mean nothing to me.
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Well, I'm flattered.
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And uncomfortable.
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I can't believe
that was our last sleepover.
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I can't believe your dad
took that job in Fresno.
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Can I get a group hug
from my favorite family?
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Aw, Lola.
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www.fmsubs.com
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OK.
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Hug time's over.
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You'll always be my first love.
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And you'll always be my first...
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Jackson.
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Goodbye, everybody.
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- See you.
- Bye.
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Well, time to go.
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Hey.
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Since your BFF is gone...
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you can hang out with me and Mankowski.
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Thanks, guys, but I'm trying out
for the dance team,
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which I'll obviously make,
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which means I'll have a whole new squad
of friends by lunch.
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Oh! My baby girl is starting high school.
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Oh, and so is my baby boy.
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It's OK. I'm here for you.
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Girls, here comes Chad.
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Hello, ladies.
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I'm Chad Brad Bradley, dance team captain.
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OK, I'll demo some original
Chad Brad Bradley choreog.
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Don't you mean choreo?
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No.
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Choreog.
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The "og" makes it cooler.
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Now try this.
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♪ I ain't chasing, no ♪
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Oh, "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina.
I love the oldies.
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But if you wanted,
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you could take this move,
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and then add this move,
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and give it an original spin.
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Literally. Get it?
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Are you trying to teach Chad Brad Bradley
how to dance?
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Ooh...
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I just thought you'd wanna
update your choreo... og.
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Because all your moves are from the '90s.
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All right,
I'm gonna make my first round of cuts,
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starting with...
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you...
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and ending with...
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you.
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This isn't fair.
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You know what isn't fair?
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Is this hair...
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and these calves.
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Fine.
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Matt.
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Hi. Oh.
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Thank goodness you're back.
I've been worried.
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I haven't heard a thing from you
since Japan.
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Where have you been?
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And why are you so tan?
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Well, I just spent eight days
in Bora Bora,
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where I fell madly in love
with someone really special...
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me.
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Oh, I...
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Well, I'm very happy for the both of you.
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It's all so clear now.
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Matthew Harmon doesn't need possessions.
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Or a job.
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Matthew Harmon just needs...
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Matthew Harmon.
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This is about our breakup, isn't it?
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No. No.
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You and I are totally cool.
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But by the way, this whole pet care thing?
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Been there, done that. So, I quit.
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What?
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Yeah, consider this my two-weeks' notice.
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I'm going back to the islands
to open a snorkel and taco shop...
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called Matt's Snorkel and Taco Shop.
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Can we have a real conversation here?
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This is the realest that I've ever been.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I gotta go read a book...
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on how to make tacos.
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Jackson, I'm loving high school.
There's all-you-can-eat banana pudding!
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And most of the girls...
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have boobies.
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Hey, yeah, never say "boobies" again.
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What do we call them?
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That's not something you guys
are gonna have to worry about.
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Just try not to embarrass yourself
on your first day.
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If you start off a dork,
you'll graduate a dork.
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Don't worry, I'll play it real cool.
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Because someday I'm gonna rule this sch--
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Dude! You slipped on a piece of
mayonnaise-slathered baloney. Awesome!
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Jackson Fuller, do not move!
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It appears you have slipped on a piece
of mayonnaise-slathered baloney.
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Hold that.
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Mr Byenberg, I-- I'm fine, really.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Remain prone...
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until the school nurse can assess you.
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Aw, man.
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"Baloney Boy" is already trending.
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Jackson, hold this.
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Everybody say, "Baloney Boy."
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Baloney Boy!
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Ah, you're finally home.
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I made cookies!
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Tell me all about your first day.
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It sucked.
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I slipped on baloney.
I'm the joke of the school,
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and now I'm gonna be Baloney Boy
until I graduate.
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Better than your first day of junior high,
when Mom had to bring you backup pants.
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So, Jackson had a baloney mishap.
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Can't say I'm surprised.
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But I know you crushed it.
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No, I got crushed.
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I was cut from the dance team.
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No!
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Then I ate lunch all alone.
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No!
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In the janitor's closet.
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Shut up!
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That's what the janitor said
when I tried to tell him about my day.
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Did I hear Ramona?
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Yes.
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She got cut from the dance team.
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No!
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And she had to eat alone.
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No!
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And a janitor was mean to her!
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Shut up!
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That's exactly what the janitor said.
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Ramona needs our help.
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And it's gonna require serious meddling.
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But I hate to meddle.
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You love to meddle.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
I knew it was one or the other.
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You know, Matt, if you're really quitting,
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this could be
your last feline cleaning ever.
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Yep.
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And I'm OK with that.
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Who's that? We're closed for lunch.
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Maybe I forgot to lock the door.
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Who was it?
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I don't know.
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But they left this giant box.
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Oh! That's probably the 400 snorkels
that I ordered.
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"Please find a good home for Kathy.
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She enjoys belly rubs
and rotisserie chickens."
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Why do people always drop
their crazy pets here?
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Maybe it's time to rethink that
"All Animals Welcome" sign.
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I know. We'll lure Kathy to the other side
of the room, and we'll run out.
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OK, OK. Good idea.
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Uh... Alligators aren't smart.
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Except that one!
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Hello.
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I just checked into my hotel
in Monte Carlo,
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but I forgot to tell someone
to water my tulips.
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No! No!
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Not now, Fernando.
Matt and I are trapped in here.
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Oh, that must be very awkward
after your terrible breakup.
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No, no.
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There's an alligator in the office.
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I believe the phrase is,
"There's an elephant in the room."
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No, really. It's an alligator.
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It's an elephant.
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Listen to me.
There's an alligator in the office.
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There is an elephant in the room.
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Alligator!
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If you don't believe me,
perhaps you will believe Siri.
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Siri, is the expression
"Alligator in the office"...
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...or is it
"Elephant in the room"?
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Hello? Hello?
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How rude.
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Man, I just fixed that cracked screen.
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Oh, I have an idea!
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-They're reptiles--
-Yes.
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They sleep when it's cold!
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-Crank up the AC.
-It's over there.
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You reach over the alligator.
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I'll hold your leg
so you don't fall into its deadly jaws.
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Why don't you reach over
the alligator's deadly jaws?
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I'll hold your leg. I won't drop you.
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You already dropped me in Japan.
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-Yeah, I'll do it.
-OK.
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-OK.
-All right.
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OK.
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-Matt...
-Here you go.
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OK. Yeah.
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OK, bring me back.
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- Carefully. Carefully!
- OK. I got you. OK.
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-Aw, yes!
-Yes!
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Go smuggle me a meatball sub.
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I'll be in the janitor's closet
with Ramona.
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Why don't you give this one more shot?
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I think you'll be surprised.
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Are those girls looking at me?
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Yep.
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To counteract Baloney Boy,
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I started a new rumor that you were
the best kisser at Bayview High.
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Really?
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Me?
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Well, I only kissed Lola twice.
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And once was on New Year's Eve,
so, that doesn't even count.
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According to the Internet,
you are now Full Lips Fuller.
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You're a make-out legend.
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Go on, make their day.
Blow them a little kiss.
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Wow.
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This is awesome.
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I'm fake news.
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So, you're Full Lips Fuller.
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I think these rumors about
your kissing skills are bogus.
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No, they're not.
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Google me.
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I've got mad kissing skills.
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That's what I heard.
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Then prove it.
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Kiss me right now.
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Right now?
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But... we're not
in a committed relationship.
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Are you Full Lips Fuller?
Or are you Baloney Boy?
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Oh, I'm Full Lips Fuller.
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Mankowski, yell "Happy New Year!"
It puts me in the mood.
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Happy New Year!
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Whoa, Barbie.
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I'll find out.
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Wow.
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My lips need to sit down.
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The rumors are true.
264
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,392
Well, when you're through
with the human Bratz doll,
265
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,769
DM me on Insta.
266
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,320
Oh, man. Thanks for lying for me.
267
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,031
I wasn't lying.
268
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,657
You weren't bad.
269
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,660
Really?
Well, you weren't so bad yourself.
270
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,537
Ah!
271
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,374
I don't need a man to validate me.
272
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,173
How'd you do it?
273
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,799
Show me.
274
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,304
I'm not gonna show you.
275
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,977
So cold.
I wonder if Kathy's getting sleepy.
276
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,650
Apparently not.
277
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,985
-It's too bright in here.
-Yeah.
278
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,947
Maybe if we cover her eyes,
she'll think it's night.
279
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,366
Oh, yeah.
Let's give it a shot. Switch me.
280
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,283
OK.
281
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,619
OK.
282
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,417
Good toss.
283
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,504
Hey, you already made shirts?
284
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,255
Yeah, they turned out pretty nice.
285
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,383
$24.99, if you want one.
286
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:09,927
OK. Never mind.
287
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,054
On the count of three, we'll run out.
288
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,514
One, two, three.
289
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,233
Oh!
290
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,651
Sorry! Sorry!
291
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,944
Sorry! I'm sorry!
292
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,072
Bring it in!
293
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,285
That was a good plan, Deej.
294
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,203
Yeah.
295
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,162
Thanks, Matt.
296
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,080
Yeah.
297
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,917
We were a good team in there.
298
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,380
Are you sure you wanna walk away
from Harmon-Fuller Pet Care?
299
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,926
Look, I just don't know
if I can work with you, Deej.
300
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,555
'Cause the truth is,
I still really care about you.
301
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,143
And I still really care about you, too.
302
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,771
I don't know if I can see you every day
if we're not together.
303
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,108
I know this is hard.
304
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,862
But we are such great friends,
and great partners, and it...
305
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,240
It would be heart-breaking
not to be in each other's lives.
306
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,453
Isn't there some way we could...
work this out?
307
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,580
I don't know.
308
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,753
I'm gonna need some time
to see how I feel.
309
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,089
You mind holding down the fort?
310
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,050
No.
311
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,426
I understand.
312
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,554
But I do hope you come back.
313
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,223
We built this business together.
314
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,684
It wouldn't be the same without you.
315
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,859
You don't think an alligator
can open a door, do you?
316
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,904
She did close it.
317
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,229
Yo, yo, yo!
318
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,731
Wassup, Mona-G?
319
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,568
Oh, God. Please tell me you're not here.
320
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,986
Oh, I'm here
321
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,448
I can't let my A-One since Day-One
eat alone.
322
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,368
It's me, Max.
323
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,207
Yeah, I know. Everyone is staring at us.
324
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,712
What are you haters looking at?
325
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,924
Mind your own beeswax.
326
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,094
What?
327
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,721
The haters gonna hate,
the players gonna play.
328
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,143
This could not get more embarrassing.
329
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,941
Wassup, holla backs?
330
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,362
And yet, it is more embarrassing.
331
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,365
Oh, hey, look!
332
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,118
It's my cool friend, Ramona Gibbler.
333
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,496
I'm gonna sit with her,
334
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,499
because that makes me cool by association.
335
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,544
That's how high school works.
336
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,088
I should know, because I'm in high school.
337
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,178
What are you doing here?
338
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,889
Whatever it is, I can't fix this.
339
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,435
What do we got here?
340
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,813
Lamest rappers ever.
341
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,941
Too Small and Too Old.
342
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:57,863
Whatevs.
343
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,908
B-T-Dubs,
344
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,285
I'm ADD and down with OCD.
345
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,828
Yeah, you know me.
346
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,248
I'm the notorious Kimmy-G.
347
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,379
You wanna step up?
348
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,298
Bring it on and cut footloose,
349
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,009
because no one puts Ramona Gibbler
in the corner!
350
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,137
Where did she go?
351
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:23,597
She's in the corner.
352
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,019
Ramona! Get over here.
353
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,233
Can I do anything to stop this?
354
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,193
You wish.
355
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,946
Hey, rapping granny.
356
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,864
Yeah, Channing Tater Tots?
357
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,535
Are you challenging me to a dance battle?
358
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,620
I'm not.
359
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:47,871
But my daughter is.
360
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,331
Your daughter?
361
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,084
Yeah. I'm a teen mom.
362
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,004
It's a struggle, but she's worth it.
363
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,633
And she wants to go to war.
364
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,717
Dance war.
365
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,094
Oh, it's on.
366
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,221
Dance team, assemble!
367
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,640
One, two, three, four.
368
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,767
Five, six, seven, eight.
369
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,352
Ooh!
370
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,533
What do you got, Slim Jim?
371
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,327
Dance team, assemble!
372
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,329
Yeah!
373
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,497
- No.
- No.
374
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,915
- Come on.
- No!
375
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,667
Come on! Here we go!
376
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,584
Yeah!
377
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:35,919
Good luck.
378
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,381
Five, six, seven, eight.
379
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,606
What's up?
380
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,775
Holler!
381
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,569
Dance team, disassemble!
382
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,203
Hey! Hey!
383
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,895
Chad stumbled.
384
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,646
He never stumbles.
385
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,774
It's a new move...
386
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,442
called "the Stumble".
387
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,320
Chad Brad Bradley, don't move!
388
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,868
I'm completely fine.
389
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,078
I got you.
390
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,707
I don't remember you ordering,
391
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,501
but you just got served.
392
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,005
Yeah, boy.
393
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,132
Fine.
394
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,550
Your kid's good.
395
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,135
She can be on the team.
396
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,970
Ramona's on the team!
397
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,436
Five, six, seven, eight!
398
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,979
And sparkle. And sparkle.
399
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,065
And spin. And spin!
400
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,983
And spank, spank, spank, spank!
401
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,403
-Come on, everybody!
-Mr. Byenberg?
402
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,364
And sparkle. And spin! And spin!
403
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,699
And spank, spank, spank, spank!
404
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,618
Yee-ha!
405
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,828
All right. Crank it up!
406
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,597
That could be the doctor.
407
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,892
-She's right. That could be the doctor.
-That could be the doctor!
408
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,104
I know.
That could be the doctor!
409
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,399
Oh! It is the doctor!
410
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,526
Uh... This is Stephanie?
411
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,486
Yes?
412
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,571
No.
413
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,614
Yes.
414
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:12,868
OK.
415
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,120
-Well?
-What did she say?
416
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:19,374
We have three viable embryos.
417
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,172
Three viable embryos?
418
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,174
That's so much better than two!
419
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,341
Yay!
420
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,719
Oh, my gosh!
421
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,262
- Congratulations!
- I'm so excited!
422
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:34,806
OK.
423
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,142
Jimmy, this just got real.
424
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,312
If this baby happens,
this is a lifetime commitment.
425
00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,690
So, I'm giving you one last chance
to back out.
426
00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:45,525
I'm not backing out.
427
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:48,862
I'm in this thing 100 percent.
428
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,488
Hold on.
429
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,949
Sorry, I need this more than you.
430
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,954
Stephanie "Steph" Tanner,
431
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,708
I, James "Jimmy" Gibbler
432
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,461
vow to be your baby daddy.
433
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:11,009
To diaper and to swaddle,
to burp and to bathe...
434
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,471
To figure out what he just said.
435
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,350
Tickle and to tuck in,
436
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:22,812
until never do us part.
437
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,357
Aw, Jimmy.
438
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,817
We're gonna have to get it sized, but...
439
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,445
But I love it.
440
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,866
Aw, you may now kiss your baby mama.
441
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,164
Aw!
442
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,251
I'm happy for you guys!
443
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:45,293
Yay!
444
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,545
Congratulations!
445
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,924
Yes! So happy for you!
446
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,429
What? I'm throwing Rice...
447
00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:58,848
Krispies.
448
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:01,518
Mazel tov!
449
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:02,727
Shalom!
450
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,271
Salud!
451
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:08,024
One, two, three, four...
452
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,886
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
452
00:26:37,305 --> 00:26:43,749
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