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Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
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I couldn't send Neron into hell
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without sending Dez down with him.
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I killed the man I loved, and for what?
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John, you have to stop this.
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If Desmond isn't dragged to hell
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and you don't join the Legends,
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the effects could be cataclysmic.
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History be bloody damned.
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I really care about you.
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This thing between us, it isn't real.
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It never was.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- Uh...
- What's that?
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I think John just broke time.
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♪ ♪
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Oy, see, check this out.
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I got my powers back.
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[MEOWS]
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Zari.
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Constantine did it.
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He changed the timeline
back in New Orleans.
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He saved old Dez.
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[MEOWS]
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Unfortunately, I have no
idea why you're a cat, Z.
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- [GRUMBLES]
- Oh, quit your whinging.
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I know it's a pretty raw deal for you.
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Especially 'cause...
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Well, who knows what
they put in cat food.
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[GROWLS]
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On the plus side you are cute as hell.
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Z, it has been an experience.
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Now, I'm gonna set the autopilot
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to take you back to the "Waverider,"
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but first we're gonna drop
me off somewhere fabulous.
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[EXCITING MUSIC]
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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[JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[GIGGLES]
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Hope y'all are thirsty for champagne.
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Because I'm feeling a little bubbly.
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- [CHEERING]
- Whoo!
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Hello, Red.
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Ms. Monroe. How's
lady luck treating you?
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Red, it's me. Charlie.
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- Shapeshifter.
- Cheers to Saint Patrick.
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What are you doing here?
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I haven't seen you since
we escaped from that prison.
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Yeah. Hey listen, mate.
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You got to stop doing
your leprechaun magic
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so out in the open like this, all right?
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I do this all the time.
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These humans, they
don't notice anything.
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Watch.
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- Lucky 11. Winner!
- [CHEERING]
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Quit doing that.
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But I'm just having a little fun.
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What's got you so worried?
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The Magic Police?
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They're called the
Legends and I'm just trying
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to stay off their radar
for a little while.
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Sounds to me like you're scared.
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What, of them? [SCOFFS]
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No, no, no, they're not dangerous.
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They're just annoying
little boy scouts, you know?
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[LASER BLAST, PEOPLE SCREAM]
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Reach for the sky, you filthy animals.
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Pretty please.
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He asked nicely.
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Greetings, gentlemen.
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Ah, the leprechaun.
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You fellas play?
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Ahh... no.
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[PANICKED SCREAMS]
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Oh, my God. Why did you do that?
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Marilyn Monroe.
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I am killing it at
historical figure bingo.
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All right, everyone, calm down.
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We just saved your butts
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from a very dangerous magical creature.
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Who are you guys?
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[SCOFFS]
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[RETRO MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[WHIMPERS]
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[LAUGHS]
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♪ ♪
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Hi, Nate Heywood. Monster hunter.
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Just wanted you ladies to
know you're in good hands.
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[PRIMAL SCREECH]
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[SCREAMS]
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Man, Garima is gonna flip
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when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe.
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Do you think a murderous alien queen
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that sprang to life from Mick's
fantasies is into Marilyn?
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Yes.
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Hmm.
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What is up with these guys?
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Gideon, any messages while we were gone?
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You missed calls from Barry Allen,
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Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El.
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Sounds like the annual crossover.
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Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.
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Did I tell you Oliver owes me money?
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[LAUGHTER]
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[MEOWS]
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I bet this year they'll swap costumes.
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Oh, Zari. Well, I'm glad to see
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that you made it back to the ship okay.
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[GROWLS]
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Okay, I hear you.
You're still mad at me.
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Listen, I really need your help.
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[MEOWS]
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All right, yeah, I can
see that being a cat
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is your main concern right now,
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but I still don't know why you're a cat.
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Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat
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during the team's encounter
with a Fairy Godmother.
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Whoa, Gideon, your
latest upgrade, smoking.
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Thank you, Miss Jiwe.
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Amaya Jiwe, yup, that's me.
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And may I say your
new upgrade and accent
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are also smoking.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know, I'm just trying something out.
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[MEOWS]
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Yeah, okay, one last question.
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Why are the Legends
homicidal wankers now?
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If you're referring to the
Custodians of the Chronology,
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their policy towards magical creatures
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has been shoot on sight
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since their disastrous
encounter at Woodstock.
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Right. Thanks, Gideon.
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[SIGHS]
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Must be fallout from
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Constantine altering the timeline.
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Right, this zero tolerance
bollocks ends now.
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Hey, people!
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I have an announcement to make.
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Please, gather around.
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Come listen.
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So I know our shoot-first,
ask-questions-never policy
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has lead to some
interesting decorations,
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but it's time to change.
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From now on we are going to
capture the magical creatures
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and bring them to the Bureau
like we are supposed to.
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Why are you looking at me weird?
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Well, just seems like a shame
to change our policy now.
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Considering we're so close
to capturing our white whale.
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That's a "Moby Dick" reference.
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And what is your white whale?
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The only creature we
haven't been able to capture
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because it's quite elusive.
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Maybe because it has the
ability to change shape.
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Shapeshifter!
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How dare you step on this ship
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and pretend to be our dead captain.
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What?
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Wait, Sara's dead?
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Yeah, that's why we
know you're not Sara.
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Is that why you guys are like this?
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Like what?
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Hunting down magical
creatures like it's a...
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Yes!
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Damn it, Garima.
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I called dibs on killing
shapeshifter last week.
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You know what? He did.
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You remember when we were roasting
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that little baby Gryphon,
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which was delicious, by the way,
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but you guys got into an argument
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about who actually killed
it, so then Ray got upset
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and he was like, "Hey, I
wanna kill the shapeshifter."
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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Oh, it heals itself
and turns into Amaya.
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This is not good.
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- Kill her again!
- I get to kill her this time.
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After her!
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- [MEOWS]
- Zari.
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Oh, bollocks.
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- Go, go!
- Come on, Ray!
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- [MEOWS]
- Check the library!
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Make sure she doesn't steal anything!
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♪ ♪
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They've become maniacs.
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- Okay, this is bad.
- [MEOWS]
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What, Constantine?
Yes, this is his fault.
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He needs to help us fix
this, but where is he?
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[ELECTRONIC BEEPS]
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Nice work, Zari cat.
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[GRUMBLES]
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I can't very well walk
around here looking like this.
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[MEOWS]
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Oh, hush, it's still me
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despite the insane grin on my face.
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I don't remember there
being a memorial here.
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Sara Lance struck down by unicorn.
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Bollocks.
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Gary, you're late.
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Uh, sorry, Mr. Heywood,
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my cat-sitter quit on me, so...
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This place is going to
hell in a hand basket.
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Yeah, it's my bad, sir.
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Look, the Custodians of the Chronology
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just destroyed a freaking leprechaun.
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All right, you know
what? If you see them,
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tell them they're getting
a scream-down from me.
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Oh, one more thing, Mr. Heywood.
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Have you seen John Constantine around?
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Is that a joke?
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He's been in confinement for months.
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You put him there.
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- Idiots.
- Right.
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This isn't the when
when I'm supposed to be.
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- [GROANS]
- Johnny... Johnny...
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[SCREAMS]
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No, the truth is not the truth!
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All right, this is not the when
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when I'm supposed to be.
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You should go.
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So what's real, Johnny?
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Reality is fractured, but the pieces,
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they speak to each other like light
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between broken mirrors.
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John Constantine.
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Confined for becoming
dangerously unstable
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after suspected time crimes.
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Are you real?
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Do you exist? Because it's
really hard to tell these days.
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Yup, bloke's gone cuckoo.
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[GROANS]
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Ha.
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I sense a familiar face.
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- Who is that?
- [MEOWS]
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- Z? Z, Is that you?
- [MEOWS]
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Why the transmogrification?
Let's get this sorted out.
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- [GROWLS]
- [WINCES]
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Yeah, all right, I'm sorry,
but this is the only way
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that you will know your true self.
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[CHANTING SPELL]
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Oh, finally.
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[COUGHING]
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Hairball.
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Because of you dicks, I
have been a cat for so long.
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Do you know where this tongue has been?
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Places.
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I wasn't sure that
reversal was gonna work
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because I've been feeling a little,
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you know, insane lately.
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Yeah, well, you only
have yourself to blame.
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Wait, what?
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You created a time wave
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when you changed your past with Desmond.
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Because you're the epicenter,
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your experience of this
timeline and that one
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both exist in your brain.
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Just give me a break here.
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All right, what you're trying
to say is that I broke time?
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Yes, back in New Orleans.
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Sure, you don't have to live
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with the guilt of damning Desmond,
265
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but you also never joined the Legends.
266
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,769
Without John's help with
the unicorn at Woodstock,
267
00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:17,389
Sara died, which made
the Legends into killers.
268
00:11:17,390 --> 00:11:19,580
Well, there's only one way to fix this.
269
00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,600
We go to back to
Woodstock and we save Sara.
270
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,239
- Yeah.
- No!
271
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,070
Guys, you're not listening to me.
272
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,149
You have to go to New Orleans
and set history back on track.
273
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,409
Whoa, whoa, Z.
274
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,510
You're suggesting a total
reset of the timeline.
275
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,679
What we need is a surgical strike.
276
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,629
Now, if we save Sara,
277
00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,989
then the Custodians of
the Chronology never exist.
278
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,189
I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned,
279
00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:41,420
Bob's your uncle.
280
00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:43,159
I'm sorry, guys.
281
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,529
I have to stop you before you
before you make this any worse.
282
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,860
Ow!
283
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:50,329
[CHANTING SPELL]
284
00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:51,999
All right, then.
285
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,369
- I'm sorry, love.
- [HISSES]
286
00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:56,500
Until you can learn
to stay out of my way,
287
00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,609
then you...
288
00:11:58,610 --> 00:12:02,109
- [SNARLS]
- ...are a cat.
289
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,679
In the mood for a prison break?
290
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,349
Oh, yes I am.
291
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,400
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
292
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,320
[FURTIVE MUSIC]
293
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,570
Is the coast clear?
294
00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,619
[METAL CLINKS]
295
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,650
How much of that did you hear?
296
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,139
Uh... nothing at all.
297
00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:28,009
Nothing about breaking
out or hacking history.
298
00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:29,859
Please don't turn me into a cat.
299
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,240
Well, I didn't turn her into cat.
300
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,549
I returned her to being a cat,
301
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,379
which is considerably
easier, believe me.
302
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:38,419
But if you gotta, maybe
a Calico and real fluffy.
303
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,119
Okay, I'm ready. Do it.
304
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,359
- What are we gonna do with her?
- I have no idea.
305
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,659
You don't have to do
anything. I wanna help.
306
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,189
You do?
307
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:49,160
The Custodians of the
Chronology must be stopped.
308
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,060
They turned my Kaupe friend into a rug.
309
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,969
So if you're trying to defeat them,
310
00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:54,710
I want in.
311
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,200
Oy, watch the bumps, yeah?
312
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:01,319
- Oy!
- Shh, someone might hear you.
313
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,860
Red Alert, the "Waverider" is landing.
314
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,179
- Red Alert.
- Oh, man, the Custodians are here.
315
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,410
Could things get any worse?
316
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,630
Wait, stop right there.
317
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,229
Are you me?
318
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,879
Yes.
319
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,359
From the future.
320
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,189
[GASPS]
321
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,490
Do I ever find love, or
at least my sunglasses?
322
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,699
They might be in my other pants.
323
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,460
Yes, Gary, all that and more.
324
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,869
[LASER BLASTS, GLASS SHATTERING]
325
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,369
It's the Custodians!
326
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:30,000
But right now, I need you
to delay the Custodians.
327
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,910
Okay. Oh, but be careful.
328
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,009
There's been reports of a
shapeshifter on the loose.
329
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:35,739
Yeah, I know that already.
330
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:38,609
Because I'm you from the future, dummy.
331
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,980
Secure the prisoners.
332
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:42,019
Lockdown protocols have
been activated. Hurry!
333
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,199
Okay.
334
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,219
Come on.
335
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,949
We gotta find a place to hide.
336
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:49,390
Knock, knock, anybody home?
337
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:54,659
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
338
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:56,729
Come on, hurry up! Let
me out of this thing.
339
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:59,069
Oh, God.
340
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,799
Where are we?
341
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,669
This is Ava's office,
342
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,179
but she's gone.
343
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,009
Gone, gone?
344
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:10,179
I'm right here, you idiots.
345
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,979
Dad, we tracked a shapeshifter here,
346
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,450
so we're gonna need you to stand down
347
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,619
and let us our job and bag it for you.
348
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,990
Your job, son, is to bring the creatures
349
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,059
back to the Bureau alive.
350
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,750
Not leave their insides
strewn through history.
351
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,110
It's called payback for
what they did to Sara,
352
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,199
and don't get in our way.
353
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,469
Sharpie? What happened to you?
354
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,680
I'm allowed to grieve in my own way.
355
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,069
Why the hell are you out of your cell?
356
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,760
Well, plans change, luv.
357
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,970
Are you sure you're
okay, Director Sharpe?
358
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,609
I'm fine!
359
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,839
I'm just taking some time
to get my head together
360
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,949
after Sara was unicorned.
361
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:49,849
I'm really sorry about that.
362
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,780
Things are not as they seem.
363
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,450
- Amaya?
- No.
364
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,589
Well, it's a long story, but time is...
365
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,320
Well, broken.
366
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,689
What are you talking about?
367
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,229
Well, you see, you're
living in a timeline
368
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,059
that doesn't exist, and
we are from a timeline
369
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:04,010
where your hair is still blonde.
370
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,080
Okay, I don't have time
for this timey-wimey crap.
371
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,599
No, no, this is the truth.
372
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,819
Now, listen. The
Custodians of the Chronology
373
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:11,079
are actually the Legends of Tomorrow
374
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,849
and they're the good guys, mostly.
375
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,779
Yeah, and the kicker is
Sara is supposed to be alive.
376
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,709
Did you say Sara's alive?
377
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,869
BOTH: Yeah.
378
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,250
I knew it!
379
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,579
I knew something was wrong.
380
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,149
I mean, I like the Indigo Girls,
381
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,880
but they should not be a way of life.
382
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,550
Then let's help them set things right.
383
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,859
What do you guys need from me?
384
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,889
[TENSE MUSIC]
385
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,559
♪ ♪
386
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:38,269
Well, well, well, look who's
helping our magical fugitive.
387
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,629
Take position.
388
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,860
We were looking for you.
389
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,539
Got eyes on suspects.
390
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,169
Thought you might want to have some fun.
391
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:48,209
I got 12 gauges of fun right here.
392
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,439
That's it.
393
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,379
I'm placing you all under arrest.
394
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,579
Shut your mouth, pops.
395
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,319
Go!
396
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,680
Take cover!
397
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,349
Get 'em out of here!
398
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,419
[GROANS]
399
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,620
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
400
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:10,800
♪ ♪
401
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:18,900
[GUNSHOTS]
402
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:21,870
I'll cover you. Go save Sara.
403
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,710
[YELLS]
404
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,710
[SCREAMS]
405
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,419
Did they really all
just kill each other?
406
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,510
Don't think about it.
407
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,459
And we'll go back in
time and we'll fix things.
408
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,670
We have to.
409
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:48,969
Target ahead.
410
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:52,569
Arming the weapons now.
411
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:55,170
Is that what I think it is?
412
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,109
Twilight Sparkle come to life.
413
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,549
[WHINNIES]
414
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:03,279
We didn't screw things up
for the better this year.
415
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,150
We screwed things up
for the more magical.
416
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,920
- Yes! [LAUGHS]
- Nice shot!
417
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,299
Who the hell's in the jump ship?
418
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,530
Who cares? Mission accomplished.
419
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,369
And you guys thought
we needed Constantine.
420
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,539
Yeah, we saved Sara's life.
Now that should fix everything.
421
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,709
The Custodians should be
back to being the Legends,
422
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:32,509
and Zari should no longer be a cat.
423
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,449
All right, this might
be a crossed wired thing
424
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,850
in my brain, but that is still
425
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,170
a cat sitting there, isn't it?
426
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,149
Killing the unicorn
didn't solve the problem.
427
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,889
[MEOWS]
428
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,820
No, Zari, we're not
going back to New Orleans.
429
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,929
We need to find out what's
wrong with this timeline
430
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,229
and fix it.
431
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,859
All right, we go back to the Bureau,
432
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,860
figure out our next step.
433
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,530
Charlie, come on. Talk to me, luv.
434
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,000
What's happening? Is everything normal?
435
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,400
No.
436
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,140
In fact, things are
pretty far from normal.
437
00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:15,180
No reason to panic. We still got this.
438
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,390
Right, we'll find out how the
boys died in this timeline,
439
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,770
then we'll go back and save them,
440
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,209
and hopefully when they return
441
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,799
they won't be magical
creature murderers.
442
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,749
Right, sounds so simple.
443
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,749
Hey, watch it.
444
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,229
Out of the way, suckers.
445
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,419
Make way for S.O.S.
446
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,089
What the hell is S.O.S.?
447
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,960
[ROCK MUSIC]
448
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:43,150
♪ ♪
449
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,739
[HISSING]
450
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,309
[TIRES SQUEAL]
451
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,470
[GROWLING]
452
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:59,650
♪ ♪
453
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,189
[INDISTINCT SINGING]
454
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:15,360
♪ ♪
455
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,599
Good morning, Sirens.
456
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,339
ALL: Good morning, Hank.
457
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:24,109
Well, I hope you're
ready to go to work today
458
00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:28,179
because we have one hell
of a case on our hands.
459
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,909
If anyone knows what
happened to the guys,
460
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,349
it'll be them. Hang tight on the ship.
461
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:34,780
Looks like I'm joining the S.O.S.
462
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:40,120
All right, ladies. Weapons check.
463
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,929
Way ahead of you, babe.
464
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,659
My pistol's hot and ready.
465
00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:50,370
Hey, girls. Save some fun for me.
466
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,880
Amaya, what are you doing here?
467
00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:55,150
We thought you went back to 1942.
468
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:58,339
I did, but then I heard
about your monster problem,
469
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,439
and, well, I couldn't stay away.
470
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,709
It's perfect timing.
471
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,219
We are up to our peaches
with magical creatures
472
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,949
and about to kick some ass.
473
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,419
I'm in.
474
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,980
[MEOWS]
475
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,559
[GROANING]
476
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,620
Johnny, just be honest with me.
477
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,559
This thing between us, it isn't real.
478
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,529
It never was. It doesn't exist.
479
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,760
Get it together, John.
480
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:24,099
Come on. Get your head together.
481
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,699
- [SIGHS]
- [MEOWS]
482
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,069
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
483
00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,700
I know what you're thinking.
484
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,470
You want me to put things
back the way they were,
485
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,569
but that's not gonna bloody happen.
486
00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:34,939
[MEOWS]
487
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,279
No, I'm not all right to be honest.
488
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,949
[GROWLS]
489
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:40,379
So what kind of fun costumes
490
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,119
are we gonna need for this mission?
491
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,990
We don't do costumes anymore.
492
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,846
Yeah, we stopped so we
could streamline missions.
493
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,609
Yeah, why get all dressed
up if we're just wasting
494
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,409
these magical creatures straight away.
495
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,529
[COUGHS]
496
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,109
I mean, please tell me you don't keep
497
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,670
a trophy room of their skulls.
498
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,779
[LAUGHTER]
499
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:59,119
What do we look like? Barbarians?
500
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,089
- No, we just toss them.
- You what?
501
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,290
Yeah, ever since that
Fairy Godmother killed
502
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,489
Nate, Ray, and Rory we just waste
503
00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:08,329
any magical creature
that comes in our path.
504
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,590
No questions asked.
505
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,629
Well, they can't all be bad.
506
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:13,769
We haven't met a good one.
507
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:16,199
Hey, how is Zambesi?
508
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,439
Hmm? Who?
509
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,239
Zambesi. Where you're from.
510
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,370
It's great.
511
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,479
Yeah, it's, like, chill.
512
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,980
Super chill. [LAUGHS]
513
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,849
If I do what you ask,
514
00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,789
I'd be sending Desmond to hell.
515
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,359
[GROANS]
516
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,920
[MEOWS]
517
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:43,059
Yeah, I know, maybe I
deserve this insanity.
518
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,629
Oh, you're all soft.
519
00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:47,419
Oy, wake up, losers.
I know how to fix it.
520
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,969
Right, we got to take care of
the Fairy Godmother in Salem.
521
00:21:49,970 --> 00:21:52,259
Fire up the ship. I'm
heading up there now.
522
00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:54,339
- [GUNS CHARGING]
- Cor blimey.
523
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:58,729
No more tea and crumpets
for this dodgy doppelganger.
524
00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:03,049
Hard Drive here knew you
weren't really Amaya all along.
525
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,780
I'm equipped to detect
shapeshifter pheromones.
526
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,619
How fortunate our white
whale swam right into our net.
527
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:13,020
What is with you guys and white whales?
528
00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:15,259
Oh, you really think
you three can take me?
529
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,400
Oh, I can take you alone. [LAUGHS]
530
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:23,299
Damn it. Get back here!
531
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,479
Oh, hey. How were the
Sirens in Space-Time?
532
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,149
Well, they're not the Custodians.
533
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:30,439
They may actually be worse.
534
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,430
Now, let's go save the lads.
535
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:39,949
The three of you have been so
rude with your nasty attitude.
536
00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:42,410
♪ It will be ever so sublime ♪
537
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:45,589
♪ To slowly choke you up with vines ♪
538
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,189
Whatever you're gonna do, Charlie,
539
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:49,490
you better make it fast.
540
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,659
I got this.
541
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,599
♪ A peach or a cherry ♪
542
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:57,539
♪ Any good thing to make us so merry ♪
543
00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,169
Prudence.
544
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,539
Fairy Godmother, are you finished?
545
00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,599
That was fast.
546
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,179
Yes, and I was thinking,
547
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:07,389
if I'm to be your Fairy Godmother,
548
00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:10,519
you must start behaving
like a proper young lady.
549
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,919
How do you mean?
550
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,419
Oh, nothing dreadful
or out of the ordinary.
551
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:18,399
Just chores, daily baths,
552
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,729
church service each morning,
553
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:24,860
and you must start eating broccoli.
554
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,729
But I don't want all that.
555
00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:29,999
Well, until our bond is severed,
556
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
I'm afraid that's the way it must be.
557
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:37,579
Now, eat the broccoli.
558
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:41,549
Fairy Godmother, I relinquish you.
559
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,949
That's cool.
560
00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:46,749
♪ I alone may become satiated ♪
561
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:50,040
♪ When you're all asphyxiated ♪
562
00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:55,690
My bond with Prudence has been severed.
563
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,999
[GUN WHIRS]
564
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,900
Oh, fiddlesticks.
565
00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:10,009
You know, I hate to jinx us,
566
00:24:10,010 --> 00:24:12,199
but I really think we
nailed it this time.
567
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,949
I just hope you guys are right.
568
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:18,139
What's wrong? What are you looking at?
569
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:21,799
There something on my nose?
570
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,400
Bollocks.
571
00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:29,930
- Anything yet?
- Don't rush me, luv.
572
00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,909
Who knows what surprises
wait for us in here.
573
00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:34,170
Looks like there's
reptilians in the Renaissance.
574
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,210
Sounds like a team meeting.
575
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,769
I'll just pop in and say hello, shall I?
576
00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,700
So put on your period-appropriate boots
577
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:41,809
because we are going lizard stomping.
578
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:43,479
Oh, hey, everybody, look.
579
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,910
It's our good friend, John Constantine.
580
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,619
ALL: Yay.
581
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,319
What the...
582
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,019
ALL: ♪ Flying through history ♪
583
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,589
♪ Solving some mysteries ♪
584
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:57,029
♪ We give bad guys the boot ♪
585
00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:59,290
♪ In super hero suits ♪
586
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,899
♪ We'll win our victory ♪
587
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,549
♪ By stopping witchery ♪
588
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,799
♪ So they've got magic ♪
589
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,169
♪ Well we've got heart and fabric ♪
590
00:25:10,170 --> 00:25:12,770
♪ Puppets of Tomorrow ♪
591
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:15,840
♪ Puppets of Tomorrow today ♪
592
00:25:15,850 --> 00:25:19,979
Welcome to "DC's Puppets of Tomorrow."
593
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:22,530
"Fraggle Rock" is going on here?
594
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:26,889
Well, today we learned about
the importance of cooperating.
595
00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:28,920
And about the number three.
596
00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:32,390
And about a famous man
from history named Napoleon.
597
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,759
ALL: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
598
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,399
I think I need a drink.
599
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,130
Ooh, we can help.
600
00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:40,469
♪ When you're thirsty for a drink ♪
601
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,270
♪ And you just can't reach a sink ♪
602
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,039
ALL: ♪ You gotta ask for a help ♪
603
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,939
No, stop. All right, please, please.
604
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,409
- No more singing.
- [ALL GRUMBLE]
605
00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:50,849
Just tell me, why are you puppets?
606
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,289
Because Rory called us a
bunch of Time Bureau puppets.
607
00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:57,489
Yeah, and then he ran off
with his new partner in crime.
608
00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:00,489
[ROCK MUSIC]
609
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:07,660
♪ ♪
610
00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:13,619
So did you figure out how
I turned into a damn puppet?
611
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,169
Yeah, it's worse than I thought.
612
00:26:15,170 --> 00:26:16,369
After we managed to separate
613
00:26:16,370 --> 00:26:17,539
the Fairy Godmother from Prudence,
614
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:20,409
she somehow glommed onto Rory.
615
00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:22,369
You can probably figure out the rest.
616
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,879
Well, we're just gonna have
to keep fixing what's broken
617
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,779
- until we get it right.
- Yeah.
618
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:29,819
[DETERMINED MUSIC]
619
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:36,990
♪ ♪
620
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,330
Damn it.
621
00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:43,370
Nope.
622
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,320
Hmm.
623
00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,770
No plaques.
624
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,090
No plaques. No plaques.
625
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,699
We did it. I'm shocked to bits.
626
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,130
Everyone's alive, Zari's human again,
627
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:19,499
and I still have my powers.
628
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,749
Ah, that's smashing news, luv.
629
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,909
Yeah. I mean, sure,
it's got a few cracks,
630
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,270
but fixed the timeline.
631
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,679
- See that, Zari.
- John, are you okay?
632
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,649
Yeah, yeah, it's... Never better.
633
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:34,119
[TENSE MUSIC]
634
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,989
John. John.
635
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,670
[GROANS] What happened?
636
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,989
Passed out, mate.
637
00:27:41,990 --> 00:27:43,519
He didn't just pass out.
638
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,609
His brain can't handle
639
00:27:44,610 --> 00:27:46,929
this wad of bandages
you call a timeline.
640
00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,599
I can take the pain, luv.
641
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,029
What if you can't?
642
00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:51,169
What if you die, John?
643
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,330
What happens to all the people
644
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,969
who need you alive and Constantine-y?
645
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:56,569
Yeah, well, you can leave
that to the real heroes,
646
00:27:56,570 --> 00:27:59,979
all right, because
I'm done giving a damn.
647
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,429
Oh, I see.
648
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:05,240
This is isn't about
saving Desmond anymore.
649
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,680
It's an excuse for you
to give up on yourself.
650
00:28:07,690 --> 00:28:09,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa, just
leave him alone, will you?
651
00:28:09,490 --> 00:28:12,519
You think because there's no
plaques the world is fixed?
652
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,859
I promise you, it's just
as messed up out there
653
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,220
as it is in John's brain.
654
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:17,990
[GROANS]
655
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,040
I know you don't want
to send Desmond to hell,
656
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:23,009
but that doesn't have to
be the end of the story.
657
00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:27,569
You of all people can find a
way to keep fighting for him.
658
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:31,239
Go to New Orleans and set things right.
659
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,739
Don't listen to her.
660
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,630
Come on, John. It's you and me.
661
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,579
We can make this timeline work.
662
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,379
No, Charlie.
663
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,519
We've tried over, and over, and over
664
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,589
to get what we wanted
and it hasn't worked.
665
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:45,250
Zari's right.
666
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,519
There's still hope for Desmond,
667
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,529
and maybe there's still
hope for your powers too.
668
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:52,690
Hope?
669
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:54,330
My powers aren't some magic trick.
670
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:55,560
They're who I am.
671
00:28:55,570 --> 00:28:56,729
I'm not gonna just sit around
672
00:28:56,730 --> 00:28:58,899
and hope that they come back.
673
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,299
I'll fight for them.
674
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:02,000
[GROANS]
675
00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:05,009
[TENSE MUSIC]
676
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:09,309
♪ ♪
677
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,279
This ain't over.
678
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,260
Not by a long shot.
679
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,049
Ava, I wasn't expecting to see you here.
680
00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,650
Yeah, the Bureau got an emergency alert
681
00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,920
about a magical presence
in New Orleans, 2018.
682
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,359
I thought maybe we could
check it out together.
683
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,799
Let's get to work.
684
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,360
Cool.
685
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:35,949
[FURTIVE MUSIC]
686
00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:43,130
♪ ♪
687
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,139
[GROANS] Jeez.
688
00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:01,039
I didn't live this specific
moment, but I remember it.
689
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,120
It's all part of jumbled, bloody memory.
690
00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:05,390
By the way, only about
10% of what you're saying
691
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,749
makes any sense, but
by all means continue.
692
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,530
Right, so the earliest me
just left for the market.
693
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,960
The other one is upstairs
breaking up with Dez right now,
694
00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:16,900
and when Dez leaves upset, I stop him.
695
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,379
Put things back to normal.
696
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:19,570
All right, good luck.
697
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,349
Blimey, that's a lot of ammo.
698
00:30:29,350 --> 00:30:30,630
- Blimey?
- Huh?
699
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,789
Oh, I meant wow.
700
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,939
All right, boys, orders
are shoot to kill.
701
00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:35,990
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
702
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,620
Shouldn't we discuss
what kind of creature
703
00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:38,630
we're dealing with here?
704
00:30:38,631 --> 00:30:40,299
We can't just go in guns a-blazing.
705
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:43,380
What if whatever's causing
this is just a little misguided?
706
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:44,779
It's a magical fugitive.
707
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,710
We kill those.
708
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,050
You two head out. Stay on the comms.
709
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,539
I killed the man I loved, and for what?
710
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:56,399
To buy New Orleans a little more time?
711
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,700
Neron needs souls...
712
00:30:57,710 --> 00:31:00,080
Okay, right, I think... I think that
713
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:03,539
something should be landing
right here any second now.
714
00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:05,940
I work alone.
715
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,640
Got it.
716
00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:12,309
All right, Gideon,
what are we looking at?
717
00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:14,510
I've located multiple
targets on the ground
718
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,680
each one with a substantial
magical signature.
719
00:31:16,690 --> 00:31:18,029
Do we have a visual yet?
720
00:31:18,030 --> 00:31:19,570
Coming up now.
721
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:21,350
Wait, that's John Constantine,
722
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,059
and there's more than one of him.
723
00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:25,690
Looks like our shapeshifter
has a shapeshifter friend.
724
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,779
Wait a second, how do you know that
725
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,229
that's not really Constantine out there?
726
00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:29,599
Because it's John Constantine.
727
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,779
He doesn't time travel.
728
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,259
Believe me. I tried to recruit him.
729
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:33,959
Okay, so why don't we
capture all three of them
730
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,869
so we can find out if any
of them are the real John?
731
00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,309
What is wrong with
you? You feeling okay?
732
00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:43,309
I'm fine. I'm just a firm
believer in taking precautions.
733
00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:46,079
Precautions. Good one.
734
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,749
Ray, Rory, what's your status?
735
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,389
All right, we're in position,
736
00:31:50,390 --> 00:31:52,399
with our sights on the shapeshifter.
737
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,719
When do we get to shoot?
738
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,450
All right, on my mark, open fire.
739
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,620
Sara, don't.
740
00:31:58,630 --> 00:32:01,329
Damn it, Ava, why not?
741
00:32:01,330 --> 00:32:03,170
'Cause I'm the shapeshifter.
742
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,930
Guys, stand down, we have
a code blue on the ship.
743
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:09,770
What the hell's a code blue?
744
00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,879
Just don't shoot yet.
745
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,839
There's something going on in your life.
746
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,910
Just be honest with me.
747
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,719
Yeah, do you know what?
This thing between us?
748
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,219
It isn't real. It never was.
749
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,200
It doesn't exist.
750
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,579
You should go.
751
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:25,850
Yeah, you're right. I should.
752
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:30,050
But this, this was real, Johnny.
753
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:42,639
Hey, you... you dropped this.
754
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,189
My phone.
755
00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:46,919
How did you get down here?
You were just upstairs.
756
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,309
Yeah, never mind about that right now.
757
00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:50,690
I have something really
important to tell you.
758
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:51,709
You know what? I think you've said
759
00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:52,979
quite enough today already...
760
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,310
No, no, Dez, please.
761
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,380
Give me a minute, all right?
762
00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:59,689
So you're the shapeshifter.
763
00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:01,589
Why do you look like Amaya?
764
00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:05,729
It is complicated, but
this is how you know me.
765
00:33:05,730 --> 00:33:08,459
What's happened to the
Legends to make you like this?
766
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,859
What do you mean?
767
00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:12,999
You guys are so intent on
killing magical creatures.
768
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,870
Can't you see that this is wrong?
769
00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:20,990
Not really.
770
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,720
Look, now I know this sounds crazy,
771
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,070
but the me that you were
just speaking to upstairs
772
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,009
is my past.
773
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:34,049
So you break up with me out of the blue,
774
00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:36,919
act like a total ass, and suddenly
775
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,389
that's in the past, just like that?
776
00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:42,239
Listen, literally, that
is me from ages ago,
777
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,019
but the person who's standing
in front of you right now
778
00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:46,769
is a little bit older and
he's a little bit wiser.
779
00:33:46,770 --> 00:33:49,339
Sure. Still playing games, clearly.
780
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:50,939
Look.
781
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:52,939
I thought this was real.
782
00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,730
Yeah, it is real, Dez, and that's why
783
00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:57,630
I moved heaven and earth
so that I could save you
784
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,270
from a lifetime and eternity of anguish,
785
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,839
anguish that I caused.
786
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,609
Look...
787
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:07,689
I guess what I'm trying to say is
788
00:34:07,690 --> 00:34:10,140
I'm sorry you ever even met me.
789
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,630
Don't be sorry.
790
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,410
Only a fool would fall in
love in John Constantine
791
00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:22,689
and not expect it to be rocky.
792
00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,989
I knew the risks
793
00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:28,890
and I took 'em anyway for you.
794
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,600
I'm still pissed at you.
795
00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:37,360
Why can't we just go back
to the ways things were?
796
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:40,939
That's exactly what I was thinking.
797
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,070
What is that?
798
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,979
Know one thing, Desmond.
799
00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:46,810
I'm not quitting on you.
800
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:49,050
[ELECTRONIC ZAPS]
801
00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,850
Sara, crazy-looking Constantine
802
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,159
just memory-flashed a civilian.
803
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,190
Can we shoot him yet?
804
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,220
Wait for my signal.
805
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:02,960
I'm dealing with a
situation on the ship.
806
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,880
Constantine might be...
807
00:35:04,890 --> 00:35:07,630
Sara? Sara?
808
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,700
Hold on a second, Ray.
809
00:35:09,710 --> 00:35:11,770
Where did you get that?
810
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,710
Look, I don't know who you are,
811
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,139
or why you are on my ship,
812
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,960
but you're never leaving.
813
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,569
Oh, hello, handsome.
814
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:27,289
What are you doing standing
in the middle of the street?
815
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:30,689
I was...
816
00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:33,059
You... you went to the market.
817
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:34,559
I did.
818
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,690
Next thing I know I was
standing in the street.
819
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,360
- I don't know.
- [CHUCKLES]
820
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,929
Wait, Sara, please.
821
00:35:41,930 --> 00:35:43,519
Just tell me why
822
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,559
you're so intent on
killing magical creatures.
823
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,960
Because that's how we stay alive.
824
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,880
[GROANS]
825
00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,009
Stop doing that!
826
00:35:55,010 --> 00:35:57,410
- Don't you remember London?
- No.
827
00:35:57,420 --> 00:35:58,759
When you and I first met
828
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,419
and I helped you see the
truth about magical creatures.
829
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,350
And how did you do that?
830
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,750
By being me?
831
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,259
By showing you that I'm
not here to hurt humans.
832
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,689
That not all monsters
need to be put down.
833
00:36:09,690 --> 00:36:12,189
That's cute, but never happened.
834
00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:13,589
What...
835
00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:16,159
How can you not remember?
836
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,399
Bollocks.
837
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,209
Because of Constantine,
you and I never met
838
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:22,840
and you never changed.
839
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,249
I'm the missing ingredient
840
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,620
in every one of these botched timelines.
841
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:29,730
I'm sorry,
842
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:32,579
but all I see is a threat
that needs to be taken out.
843
00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:35,749
Ray, fire when ready.
844
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:38,050
- You got eggs.
- I got the eggs.
845
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,989
I got the bread. Got everything we need.
846
00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,159
Soufflé?
847
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,070
Soufflé, but first things first, eh.
848
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,079
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
849
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:54,250
♪ ♪
850
00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:16,060
♪ ♪
851
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,989
You need to be a part of the team.
852
00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:51,459
Your shapeshifting days
are over, sweetheart.
853
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:53,760
- No!
- I know who's coming for you.
854
00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:55,599
But choosing a life of magic,
855
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,239
it never leads to a happy ending.
856
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,199
That's the thing about time travel,
857
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,839
there's always a way.
858
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,570
I'm sorry, Dez.
859
00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:16,589
John, you okay?
860
00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:18,820
Yeah, well,
861
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,789
my mind is no longer split in two,
862
00:38:20,790 --> 00:38:25,499
but can't say the same
about my heart though.
863
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,929
You?
864
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,209
Well, lost my powers.
Back to being mortal.
865
00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:33,409
Sorry, guys. It had to be done.
866
00:38:33,410 --> 00:38:36,290
Well, let's go on and
find the Legends, shall we?
867
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:38,109
Yeah, see if all this was worth it.
868
00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:39,340
Yeah.
869
00:38:49,150 --> 00:38:51,319
Well, everything seems
pretty normal so far.
870
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,239
This isn't over, you dingalings.
871
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,249
You better watch your knees, Sara Lance.
872
00:38:57,250 --> 00:39:00,139
Oh, no, is everyone a puppet again?
873
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:01,270
What?
874
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,279
- What are you talking about?
- I'll kill you all!
875
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,229
I got an anti-magic isolation chamber
876
00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:08,199
with your name on it, Mike the Spike.
877
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,679
Ah, the usual insanity that
passes for normal around here.
878
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,509
What is this?
879
00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:17,619
Why are you being so weird?
880
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,449
Well, I...
881
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:21,930
I do have a little bit of a
tale to tell, to be honest.
882
00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:23,139
You fancy a drink?
883
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:25,370
Hmm, one of those stories.
884
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:28,690
Let's go.
885
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,160
Hey, Zari, I wanted
to say that I'm sorry.
886
00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:34,960
For what? For stuffing me into a bag
887
00:39:34,970 --> 00:39:36,699
or almost destroying all of history?
888
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:39,439
Well, yeah, that too, but
what I'm really sorry about
889
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,870
is that we got off on the wrong foot.
890
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,209
You're a shapeshifter.
891
00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:44,739
Your whole deal is tricking people.
892
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,640
Yeah, but now I'm being honest with you.
893
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,949
You know, I could have been anyone
894
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,479
when I got my powers back.
895
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,580
Do you know why I kept
coming back to this form?
896
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,209
Because Amaya is very hot?
897
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,679
It's because this is the form I was
898
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,040
when I joined the Legends.
899
00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:58,389
Now, I have been a part of many crews,
900
00:39:58,390 --> 00:39:59,589
and you guys...
901
00:39:59,590 --> 00:40:02,759
Well, you're not rubbish.
902
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:06,499
Listen, destroying
history for personal gain,
903
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,669
it's happened to almost everyone here.
904
00:40:09,670 --> 00:40:12,700
Rite of passage.
905
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,970
So you think I'm hot then?
906
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,579
I made snicker doodles with your recipe.
907
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:26,249
Not bad.
908
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,619
Hmm.
909
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:30,370
I'm reading your novel.
I'm on the last chapter.
910
00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:33,389
Your females characters
are shallow, libidinous,
911
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,859
and so much fun to read.
912
00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:37,159
Hmm. Thanks.
913
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,399
Yeah, good job, um, Rebecca Silver?
914
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,899
Nom de plume.
915
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,339
Got it.
916
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,220
So let me get this straight.
917
00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:48,770
They're making love on
the surface of the sun?
918
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,620
It's a metaphor.
919
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:52,979
Got it.
920
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:55,680
And the worst part?
921
00:40:57,050 --> 00:40:59,949
It didn't even make a bloody difference.
922
00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:02,189
I was a fool thinking I
could outrun this fight
923
00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:04,319
flying around with you lot.
924
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,359
Yeah, we tend to fly
directly into fights.
925
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,829
But we do it together,
926
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:14,399
and we have your back.
927
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,919
Well, as long as you know
928
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,899
what you're getting yourself into
929
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:21,409
because a demon like Neron,
he doesn't just want to win.
930
00:41:21,410 --> 00:41:25,880
He wants to win in the
cruelest possible way.
931
00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:29,350
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
932
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,849
Yeah?
933
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:35,450
The Kaupe escaped?
934
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,989
Here's what I want you to do.
935
00:41:36,990 --> 00:41:40,490
Track him down and
recapture him, or else.
936
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,229
Um, there's been a setback,
but we'll make it right.
937
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:50,169
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
938
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:52,429
Oh, you'd better.
939
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:57,250
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