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One more minute and we'll be going over
The men are ready sir
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Private Laurel
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You stay here and guard this post
until relieved from duty
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Gee I wish I was going with you
Take care of yourself
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Don't worry about me Stan
I'll be back We'll all be back
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So long pal
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(Heavy gunfire)
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(Gunfire stops)
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(Jazzy bugle call)
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(Aircraft humming)
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You brainless idiot
What are you trying to do
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Put that thing down
War is war and I've got my orders
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What orders
To guard this post
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You blockhead
The war's been over for 20 years
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It doesn't make any difference
When I'm told to do something
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What d'you say
The war's been over for 20 years
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Eh
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The war's been over for 20 years
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Ha How time flies
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Just seems like yesterday
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What d'you say
You heard me
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Well that accounts for it
Accounts for what
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Everything's been kinda quiet lately
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Come with me I'll see that you get home
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War's been over for
Well it's better than staying here
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Thanks very much Are you sure
the war's been over for 20 years
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Positively I can prove it to you
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If it isn't somebody's going
to get into an awful jam
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Paper Morning paper
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Were the eggs done enough
this morning dear
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Is there anything else dear
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I almost burned my finger
on the bacon this morning
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My love you've got something
on your mind
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You can't fool your baby Oliver
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Oh Oliver You don't even remember
what happened a year ago today
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Was that the day I fell off the bicycle
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No Oliver Now just try to think
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It had something to do with you and me
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I give up I can't quite remember
what you mean
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Unless it was the day
we got married That's it
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It was just a year ago today
that you came into my heart
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How could I forget
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Congratulations Mrs Hardy
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Of course I didn't forget
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We'll celebrate We'll have a party
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Oh Oliver
How I've looked forward to this day
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I planned a dinner just for the two of us
as I did a year ago tonight
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You're so sweet and I'm such a cad
No you're not
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We'll do anything your little heart desires
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We'll have a nice quiet dinner
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and after that we'll sit and hold hands
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and I'll whisper sweet nothings
in your ear
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Oh Oliver
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This is wonderful And you are so wonderful
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Could I have an extra dollar
with my allowance
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Isn't 75 cents a day enough for you
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Usually it is but today is different
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I wish you wouldn't ask me what I'm
going to do with it It's to be a surprise
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Oh Oliver of course
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You can have a dollar
and 25 cents more today
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There's one more thing
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Do you mind if I use the car
I'll only be gone one hour
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Of course not
But be careful and hurry right back
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Thank you I won't even say goodbye
my precious little Fig Newton
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I'll just say pardon me for one hour
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And make that hour short
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(Whistles merrily)
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Good morning Mrs Gilbert
Good morning Mr Hardy
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Gorgeous day isn't it Bright cheerful
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It's a lovely day
This is quite a day for me
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My anniversary and Mrs Hardy's too
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Oh how nice Congratulations
Thank you
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I have reason to celebrate Mr Gilbert is due
back after two months hunting in Africa
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Oh fine Then we both have a reason
to celebrate Congratulations
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Thank you
Oh It's all right I'll get them
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Hello darling This is Mr Hardy
My husband Mr Gilbert
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How do you do
You came back unexpectedly
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Yes You see we were holding hands
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We were shaking hands
and the newspapers fell out
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Well I guess we can get up now
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I guess we'd better be going Goodbye
I'm glad to have seen you
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Excuse me My mistake I'm sorry
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Oh There you are
Goodbye Oh Goodbye Mr Gilbert
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And who is that snake
Mr Hardy He's our neighbour
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Come in dear
It's so nice to have you home
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Good morning James
What's the news this morning
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A fella stayed in the trenches
20 years after the war
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He didn't know it was over
How could anyone be so stupid
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I don't know Here's his picture
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I can't imagine anybody being that dumb
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Oh yes I can
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(Deep voice) Out please
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(Deep voice) Thank you
Quite all right sir
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Down please
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(Bang)
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(Crashing)
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I don't see him just now but you'll
find him on the grounds somewhere
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Thank you
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Ollie
Stan Don't get up now Sit right there
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How did you know I was here
I saw your picture in the paper
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How did I look
You haven't changed a bit
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Neither have you If I hadn't have seen you
I never would have known you
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Gee I'm glad to see you
I'm glad to see you too
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Have you missed me
I certainly have
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I missed you too
How's things and everything
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Everything's just fine I got married
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You don't tell me Who d'ya marry Fifi
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No
Er Lulu
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No
Camille
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No
I know Fanny
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No You wouldn't know her
She's a local girl
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Wait till you meet her She's one
of the finest women that ever lived
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Don't tell
And can she cook
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Can she
Can she
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Wait till you put your legs
under that table Pardon me
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Wait till you put your leg under that table
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and put your teeth into a big thick
juicy steak covered with mushrooms
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and those hot biscuits
oozing with molten butter
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And those sevenlayered chocolate cakes
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swimming in whipped cream
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Any beans
You can have beans if you want
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You can have anything you want
(Bugle call)
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It was nice of you to call Ollie
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I hope you'll come see me again sometime
I've got to be going
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Where are you going
It's call for mess I've got to eat
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You're coming home with me
to meet the missus
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Am I
And have a big thick juicy steak
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Thank you Ollie
You're welcome
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I want you to remember
from now on my home is your home
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Thank you Ollie
You're welcome
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And I'm never going to let you
out of my sight again
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Thank you Ollie
You're welcome
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Just sit back and relax
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I'm sure glad to see you kid
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Gee Ollie This is just like old times
You and I being together
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You took the words right out of my mouth
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We sure used to have a lot of fun
We sure did
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You remember how dumb I used to be
Yeah
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I'm better now
I'm certainly glad to hear it
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Will you wait a minute Ollie
Why
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I want a drink of water
You sit right there I'll get it
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I only want to get to the faucet
How can you get there
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You just sit and relax I'll be right back
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Hey Come on lug Get outta that chair
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What do you mean insulting my friend
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That's my buddy's chair
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I'll give it to you when I'm ready
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Is that so
Yes that's so
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Well are you ready to give it to me
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On second thought yes
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Don't exert yourself Stanley I'll carry you
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Are you comfortable
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Thank you Stanley
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We haven't got much further to go now
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Well here we are
Is this your car
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No it belongs to the missus
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Sure is a pretty one
It's practically new
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Look you can see yourself in it
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That's No I got it That way
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Now I'm nearly in
All right
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There's one
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Come here
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Why didn't you tell me you had two legs
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You didn't ask me
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Get in the car
I've always had 'em
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You are better now Hm
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Go and get the guy to move that truck
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Go on
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(Air hisses)
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The guy isn't there
Well move it yourself
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(Engine starts)
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(Gears crunch)
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(Pneumatic hiss)
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Hold it Steady Thank you
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You can say that that was
the largest boar ever bagged in India
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Kept me two months extra months away
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I'll bet there's a story behind it
You said it
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He gave me more trouble
than a bunch of elephants
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It's safer to hunt on horseback
but I was on foot when he charged me
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When he got close enough I fired
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The gun jammed It was a narrow escape
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But what did you do
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To look at me you wouldn't believe
that I am very light on my feet
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I jumped to one side
You were in a spot
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But not for long
If you keep cool everything is all right
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and I was cool I had a chill in my back
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I took out both of my revolvers
and I let him have 12 shots Six and six
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He almost made you a widow Mrs Gilbert
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I never worry about my husband
When he takes aim it's a bullseye
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Unlike other hunters
I don't bring 'em back alive
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I bring 'em back dead I come back alive
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Did you get those elephant tusks in India
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No In Africa I was with my safari
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"Safari" means a bunch of native boys
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I had my lion gun with me
that's smaller than an elephant gun
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When jumbo came charging after me
I let him have the full magazine
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You think that bothered him
That made him angry It made him mad
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He pulled over five or six trees
He charged again I took aim
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And I let him have it
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I'll be that did the trick
Well there's his teeth
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I've got to go down to the gun shop I'm
having a new gun made especially for me
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I mean for elephants Goodbye dear
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Goodbye darling
Excuse me
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Thanks This'll make an interesting story
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00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,749
Who opened the door
No one
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It opens automatically
How do you mean
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Well you see that plate
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You just drive over that the door opens
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00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,912
I never saw anything like that
Mind if I try it
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No Go ahead Just drive straight back
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Now just drive it forward
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Ohhh
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(Ollie groaning)
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What's it say
"Out of order"
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Where'd you get that
I found it on there
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The fella put it on there when you were
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We'll have to walk up
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(Crashing)
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What floor do you live on
The 13th
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Gee that's quite a way
We'll be up there in a jiffy
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What's 13 flights
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Going up
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Five
That's right Won't be long now
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Six
Mm
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How long did you say it would take
Just a jiffy
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How far's a jiffy
About three shakes of a dead lamb's tail
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Didn't think it was so far
Surprising the distance
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Seven
Uhhuh
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How many with seven makes 13
Six
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Swell We've only got six more jiffies
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Won't be long now
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(Buzzer)
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Eight
Nine
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I think we'd better rest a while
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That was a good idea of yours
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Come come Don't block the stairway
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Who do you think you're talking to
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You you big overstuffed polliwog
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You smile when you call me that
Ha
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If we weren't in this apartment house
I'd wipe the floor with you
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00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,038
Don't let that stop you
Take him outside
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Outside
See He's afraid to go
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00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,471
Who's afraid to go Any time you're ready
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00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,120
Well there's no time like the present
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00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,156
I should say not
Come on
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You can't get away with that with me
Polliwog huh
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00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:24,317
He can't talk to you like that
There's going to be a fight
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There's gonna be a fight
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Hey Ollie What's a polliwog
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I'll tell you later
There's gonna be a fight
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There's gonna be a fight
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00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,956
There's gonna be a fight
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You think you can get away with that
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There's gonna be a fight
I'd better help you
255
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,834
Never mind Just leave it to me
It'll be over in a jiffy
256
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,676
Hey There's gonna be a fight
257
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,512
We'll show him
258
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,878
If you apologise it's all right with me
Apologise Ha For what
259
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,918
For calling me an overstuffed polliwog
260
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,629
No man can call me an overstuffed
polliwog and get away with it
261
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,598
All right
You're not an overstuffed polliwog
262
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,478
That's better
You're an inflated blimp
263
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,551
That's different
264
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,309
I don't know what that means
but these people can't be wrong
265
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,393
Then fight and shut up
You bet your life I'll fight
266
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:41,235
The very idea
He wants to fight Come outside
267
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,636
I'm gonna give you one more chance
to apologise
268
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,269
Oh all right I'm sorry I apologise
269
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,750
I knew he was yellow
270
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,077
Yellow eh
271
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,556
Get back there and fight
272
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,555
You'd better call an ambulance
Yes sir
273
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,677
There's gonna be a fight You'd better come
274
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,757
What happened
The fight is over
275
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,036
(Horn toots)
276
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,192
What did you do to him
Never mind
277
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,555
Why did you suggest coming down here
278
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,871
when we could have done the same thing
on the tenth floor
279
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,555
I didn't know he was gonna
(Woman) Ollie
280
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,393
Lulu Gee I haven't seen you in ages
281
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,438
You remember Stan
How could I forget him
282
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,432
I met him today
I haven't seen him in 20 years
283
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,557
Everybody thought I was dead didn't they
284
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,792
How did you find out you weren't
Well I figured that
285
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,156
I saw my picture in the paper
Yeah
286
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,516
What ya doing
Taking Stan to meet the missus
287
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,591
The missus Are you married
288
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,036
I sure am To the finest woman in the world
289
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,872
And how she can cook
290
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,918
Ollie did you get my note
What note
291
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,516
I just sent a note up and I wouldn't
want anybody but you to read it
292
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,751
What was in it
I was just reminiscing
293
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,990
Ohhh We gotta get that note
294
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:53,232
Ollie When you get it burn it
I will don't worry
295
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,996
8:30
296
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,758
Hey what ya do that for
Don't bother me
297
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,755
Pop Come out here
That fat guy kicked my ball down the stairs
298
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,753
Hey you Come here
Is there gonna be a fight
299
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,671
Shh
300
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,116
Go downstairs and get that ball
I'm busy
301
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,839
Get going
Yes sir
302
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,119
Go and get the ball for me
Why should I go down and get it
303
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,795
I've got to get the note
It's a matter of life and death
304
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:50,396
(Whimpering) I don't want to
Don't argue with me And hurry up
305
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,710
Where's that ball
My friend's
306
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,678
I told you to get it
I know but
307
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,436
Go on down and get that ball
I'll wait till you bring it back
308
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:10,598
If he thinks I'm gonna
run downstairs he's crazy
309
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,110
Give it to the kid
and don't let it happen again
310
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,237
Hey Pop That guy kicked me
311
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,954
Why don't you put some ice in it
312
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,390
Come on
313
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:31,189
Why didn't you tell me you had the key
You didn't ask me
314
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,918
"Didn't ask me"
315
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,072
Gee that's pretty underwear
Don't get personal
316
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,555
Mr Hardy
Ohh
317
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,235
Yes Mrs Gilbert
318
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,471
This note was left here by mistake
Thank you
319
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,597
Who's it from
It's from Lulu No it isn't
320
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:54,356
How do I know who it's from
This is my friend Mr Laurel Mrs Gilbert
321
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,716
How do you do
Mrs Gilbert is my neighbour
322
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,236
He's going to stay with us
Oh how nice
323
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,632
How's Mrs Hardy
She's still just as sweet as ever
324
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,393
I was telling him how well she cooks
325
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,871
Yes I hear she's one of the best
I hope you have a pleasant stay
326
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,996
Goodbye
Goodbye
327
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,474
(Knocking)
328
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,756
Come in here
329
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,311
Yoohoo Oh honey
330
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,476
Oh darling
331
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,796
Oh baby
332
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,315
She's gone shopping
333
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,755
Sit down and make yourself at home
334
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,676
You've got a swell place here
335
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,910
Well it's comfy
336
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,231
Have you got a cigarette
I never smoke
337
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,153
Would your wife mind if I smoke my pipe
338
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:14,119
Of course not
What's all right with me is OK with her
339
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,509
But a lot of dames are particular
340
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,957
But she's not What do you mean
calling my wife a dame
341
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,875
(Crashing)
342
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,310
Hello honey
343
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,434
So you were going to be back in an hour
344
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,556
Is that the wife
Yeah
345
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,555
You said she was the
She's only clowning Come and meet her
346
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,632
She's the greatest kidder
in the world Darling
347
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,393
Sugar I want you to meet my buddy
348
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,917
How often have I told you
not to bring your tramp friends here
349
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,197
But I haven't seen Stan in 20 years
350
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,635
I couldn't see him in a hundred years
351
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:07,475
This is no time for levity I've been
telling him how wonderful you could cook
352
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:12,953
Oh you have
How about a thick juicy steak
353
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,828
Who put that bee in your bonnet
He did didn't you
354
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,992
If you think
I'm going to stand over a hot stove
355
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,436
and cook for every knickknack
you're crazy
356
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,159
(Gurgling)
357
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,876
Excuse me
358
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,679
But toots Stanley's different
359
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,830
I'll say he's different
360
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,874
And don't call me toots
361
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:48,360
What's a knickknack
A thing that sits on top of a whatnot
362
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,431
And don't bother me
363
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,676
(Gurgling)
364
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,352
(lndistinct arguing)
365
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,398
Will you shut up
366
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,040
If you knew this boy you'd appreciate him
367
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,272
I went to the Soldier's Home to get
him to have a nice big juicy steak
368
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,316
(Knocking)
369
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,830
Come outta there
370
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,430
And put that pipe out
371
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,112
(All talking at once)
372
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:04,032
Will you get out of my way I'd like
somebody to cook for me for a change
373
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,432
I'm not gonna stay here the rest
of my life slaving over a hot stove
374
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,832
for you and your goodfornothing
buddies Goodbye
375
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,592
Goodbye
376
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,558
Let that be a lesson to you
What
377
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,790
Never get married
378
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,193
Well thanks for the lovely time
I'll be seeing you later
379
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,874
Where are you going
The Soldier's Home
380
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,996
What for
To eat
381
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,119
You'll have something to eat
if I have to cook it myself
382
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,351
You go and light the oven
and I'll set the table
383
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,671
We'll show her
I'll say we'll show her
384
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,753
Ha Ha You can't do that to me
385
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,796
Ha
386
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,996
(Gas hissing)
387
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,513
Ollie
388
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,352
What
You got a match
389
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,590
What for
I want to light the oven
390
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,798
Go and sit down
You get on my nerves I'll light it
391
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,830
Any time I want something done right
I always have to do it myself
392
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,273
(Explosion)
Ohhh
393
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,669
Mr Hardy what in the world happened
394
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,990
We had a slight accident
395
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,789
I was planning to cook dinner
for Mr Laurel and
396
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,190
Where's Mrs Hardy
Luckily she went out
397
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,350
What would she think if she saw this
398
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,194
I shudder to think
Let me help you clean it up
399
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,236
That's awfully sweet of you
400
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,470
(Wheezing)
401
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,719
Where have you been
I thought there was an earthquake
402
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,395
Turn the gas off and get me some punch
I'm a nervous wreck
403
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,996
And get one for Mrs Gilbert
Never mind I'll do it myself
404
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:15,200
That's right Whenever you want anything
done right always do it yourself
405
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,236
Pardon us
Certainly
406
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,198
We'll have this place cleaned up in a jiffy
407
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:24,357
(Hissing)
Turn that gas off
408
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,270
Get me some glasses
409
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,596
Ohh
410
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,432
(Crashing)
411
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,594
Gee I'm awfully sorry Mrs Gilbert
412
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,831
That's quite all right
Accidents will happen
413
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,037
I'll get you something
No don't bother
414
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,192
I'll go to the apartment
It won't take a minute to change
415
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,068
I'll be right back
That's awfully kind of you
416
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,516
What happened
417
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,476
(Crashing)
418
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,269
"What happened" Oh
419
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,757
Something wrong
420
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,594
I left my key in the apartment What'll I do
421
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,639
Maybe Mrs Hardy left something
you can slip on
422
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,117
Here Mrs Gilbert This is all I could find
423
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,998
Take off that wet dress
before you catch cold
424
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,629
I'll phone downstairs
and have them send you up a key
425
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,871
Thank you Mr Hardy
You're welcome Thank you
426
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,516
Hello
427
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,115
Hello Hello
428
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,391
Hello
Hello
429
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,278
This is Mr Hardy How are you
Fine
430
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,316
Good
Nice weather we're having
431
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,598
It's a beautiful day
Mrs Gilbert is locked out of her apartment
432
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,513
Will you send up a key
What's the number
433
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,477
Just a minute
434
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,312
1314
435
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,791
Why should I send up a key
If she came in here and
436
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,638
Mrs Gilbert the phone is out of order
I'll have to go downstairs
437
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,474
Would you do that
Yes I'll be back in just a jiffy
438
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,516
Don't take too long
439
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,230
Mrs Hardy is coming
That's all right I can explain
440
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,756
Not in my pyjamas you can't
You don't know my wife
441
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,912
What are we going to do
We've got to hide
442
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,310
I'll find a place over here
You come with me
443
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,800
There's no place in here to hide
We must find a place My wife'll kill me
444
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,550
Sit like a chair
What
445
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,269
Sit like a chair like that
And don't make a noise
446
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,193
Hold still
447
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,320
Come on quick We can hide in here
448
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,349
What happened here
I don't know We started to cook
449
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,671
Where's that big fat billycan of mine
He's hiding
450
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,193
Where
In there
451
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,590
Oh he is is he
Well he won't be hiding long
452
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:42,390
"see my grandfather
The grandfather laughed He said"
453
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,835
Hello sugar
Don't sugar me
454
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,520
How come my car's all smashed
455
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,433
Well dear
Sit down
456
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,513
I come back after five minutes
and find the place wrecked
457
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,955
If you let me
Sit down
458
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,679
Have you been playing soldier
459
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,479
(All talking at once)
460
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,838
I try to keep things nice for you
and I come back and find things wrecked
461
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,956
Sit down I tell you
462
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:14,238
If you think I'm going home
to Mother you're crazy
463
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,437
Silly to go on arguing like
464
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,911
I wouldn't argue
After all it's no good to argue
465
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,595
Just because I came up here
I had nothing to do with it
466
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,830
Silly to go on arguing like that
467
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,275
What are you arguing about
468
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,113
If you want me to go
I'll stay as long as you want
469
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,236
Silliest thing I ever heard
470
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,390
(Argument continues)
471
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,430
And I gave you a dollar and 25 cents
472
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,829
Silliest thing I ever heard
473
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,673
I wish you'd stop this argument
It's the silliest thing I ever
474
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,633
I never heard anything like it in my life
475
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,194
Isn't that terrible
Get up from there
476
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,919
Oh my beautiful stove
477
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,231
What did you do with the kitchen
It's wrecked
478
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,073
(All shouting)
479
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,270
(Wheezing)
480
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,193
And another thing
Sit down
481
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,953
Get up
Sit down
482
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,110
Get up
Sit down
483
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,760
Get up
Sit down I'm the boss here
484
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,876
Sit down
Get up
485
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:39,192
Oh I'm fed up
Sit down Get up
486
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,398
(lndistinct ranting)
487
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,909
Get up out of there Stand up
488
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,956
She said I could
I don't care
489
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,395
If I want to sit down I'll sit down
490
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:55,234
I can do just as I like
cos she told me that I could sit
491
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,554
Big dumbbell
492
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,792
In the trunk Quick Get in here quick
493
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,555
Let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
494
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,316
Sit down You listen to me
Shush
495
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,437
I've had enough of this
How dare you
496
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,433
Tut tut tut tut
I'm going to leave for a change
497
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,991
And I am not going home to Mother
Pardon us
498
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,957
Come Stanley
499
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,156
Ha ha ha ha ha
500
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,798
Ha
501
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,796
Just a minute
Where do you think you're going
502
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,838
I've packed and I'm leaving for Honolulu
503
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,480
You are Who put that bee in your bonnet
504
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,678
Stan said I should get out of here
Besides the trip will do me good
505
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,273
Oh you did
506
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,558
So not content with wrecking my home
you wanna take my husband away
507
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,710
I'll fix you
508
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,314
Is there gonna be a fight
Shh
509
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,233
Wait a minute
Let me tell you something
510
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,470
(Argument continues)
511
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,036
What's the matter
512
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,429
(Mrs Hardy) I'll tell you what's the matter
513
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:31,672
That little worm is trying to break up
my happy home
514
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:38,359
But I'll have the police take him back to
the Old Soldier's Home where he belongs
515
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,079
So you're a home breaker huh
516
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,199
You look like the kind of a guy
that would break up a happy home
517
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:50,354
You know what I would do to anybody
that comes between me and my wife
518
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:55,355
I'd get my trusty fowling piece
and I'd blow him
519
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,158
to nothing
520
00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:01,199
I had nothing to do with it
He brought me here
521
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,955
He was gonna give me a nice steak
What happened
522
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,919
He's got a girl in the trunk
and he didn't want his wife to know
523
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,992
What did you tell him that for
He asked me
524
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,595
When the wife's away the rats will play
525
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,228
Why bring them into your own home
That's ridiculous
526
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,553
Come with me sometime
I know where there's a whole bunch
527
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,671
Listen Why do you think
I go to Borneo all the time
528
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,228
You can come with me sometime
529
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,517
You too How do you do I was gonna
530
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,431
My wife
531
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,400
I kill him
532
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,109
I can't miss all the time
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