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Hey, you know what?

Maybe they're opening their own Christmas tree lot.

Like, a satellite office.

Like they're franchising.

For your information, this is my husband.

Oh.

Well, I'm happy for you that you found each other.

Aww, what you have seems so special.

What you are doing is total crap.

Excuse me?

Well, it's just that, on Earth,

- the planet that we're on... - Here.

Yeah, there's, like, a way to do things.

Yes. On this planet, we have what we call a... a social contract.

Not that it's any of your business,

but I'm actually feeling a little under the weather,

so I'd like to get home.

- Aww. - Aww.

Got a little sniffle?

Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.

I am so... It must be going around.

Yeah, you know what's not going around?

- Huh? Ah! - Breast cancer.

And yet we both have it.

Very rare in men, but I got it.

- But it's more common in women. - It is.

Right. Still kind of weird, 'cause I got it twice.

And yet you don't see us cutting in line

with a pallet of Christmas.

No, you don't.

- Go ahead. - Aww.

- Bryce, what are you doing? - I'm so sorry.

- Thank you. - So sorry.

It's very, very sweet. Feliz Navidad.

Very nice. What a gentleman.

They're gonna have problems tonight.

- Okay. - Did Halmoni teach you how to do this, too?

My mom would never let me play with my food.

This is Auntie Regina.

Are we putting up the gutters or eating the gutters?

I'm just cutting it to size, Mom.

♪ Colored lights and candy canes ♪

Mmm.

Practical and delicious.

♪ A crackling fire calls out your name ♪

It's really hard getting older.

It is.

What do you find hard?

I don't like that my boots don't fit anymore.

And it's not just that.

There's so many changes happening.

♪ Close to the one I love the most ♪

There are.

They can be tough.

♪ Holly hung with mistletoe ♪

You have any ideas what we should do about it?

♪ Silver packages with bright red bows ♪

Maybe we should ask Santa.

♪ Ask the children, they all know ♪

I think that's a great idea.

This one is way too long.

Hey.

- It's gonna be okay. - Mm-hmm.

Thanks for being here with me.

Of course.

Mm.

What?

It's just, um...

When Theo was born,

with my drinking,

I wasn't there.

So as crazy as this situation is,

I get a chance to do what I didn't do the first time.

Hello. I'm Dr. Ehrlich.

So, you fell on the ice and had some spotting.

I did, yes.

How far along are you?

14 weeks.

If you want to lay back there,

let's see how your baby's doing.

- Okay. - I'm gonna be outside.

No. Stay.

You're the father. You need to be here.

You were such a great dad today.

I just want everybody to be okay.

I think my...

I think my favorite was, uh,

"I don't want to spend the year I have left

standing in line behind you."