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The Japanese...

...shot six bullets into my body.

These wounds are from the assassination of Terauchi Masatake in 1920.

Two bullet wounds.

This was from Huangpu District, Shanghai in 1922.

This one is from Khabarovsk in 1927.

This one is from Ichigu Explosion in 1932.

This shot next to my heart was in 1933.

You say I sold three comrades.

But you know nothing!

You have no idea how I felt when I sent them away.

I risked my life for this war, your honor!

Great, thanks. Leave your profile over there.

Yes!

I'm rookie actor, Lee Jungi!

Please remember me!

Excuse me, sir.

We have to start shooting the movie soon.

Where are we going to find a body double?

Yeah.

Hold on.

Hey, you.

-Come over here. -Me?

W-W-What are you doing?

What's your height and weight?

181cm and 71kg.

181cm and 71kg?

Would you like to star in a movie?

I have a part for you.

Really?

Whichever role you give me, I'll my very best!

Good.

But the thing is...

You'll be a body double for a bed scene.

It's not even just a bed scene.

A body double for a bed scene?

-That's a bit... -Right?

-You can't do it, huh? -No, I'm sorry.

You have the same build as our male lead.

So, I asked you just in case.

-Okay. You can go now. -Thank you.

We've already rented the location and set everything up.

I told Sujeong we'll be shooting on that date.

Wait.

Sujeong?

-That pure and voluptuous Shin Sujeong? -Yeah.

Then I'll be shooting the bed scene with her?

Yeah, our female lead is Shin Sujeong.

I'll do that bed scene!

I can go full naked!

Okay, good!

You know nothing!

Don't miss a spot.

Okay.

And put more on my back.

-My back is the most important. -I got it.

But you have to keep your promise.

-Get me Shin Sujeong's autograph. -Okay.

Don't miss any spots.

Stay still.

I'm home.

What the hell? This is a very unpleasant scene.

Jungi's applying lotion because he was cast in a movie.

What role needs a smooth back?

He's a body double for a bed scene.

A body double for a bed scene?

-Unbelievable... -Let go of me.

Watch what you're saying.

Do you know who my partner is?

It's Shin Sujeong. Shin Sujeong.

Even if I was just a staff on the set, I'd be like "Thank you so much".

Of course. It's no other than Shin Sujeong.

Gee, men...

I'll get going.

Okay.

Where are you going?

-Today's your first baking class, huh? -Yeah.

Have fun.

Don't fall asleep during class,

-and listen to the teacher. -Got it.

Do you have everything?

Yes.

I have my wallet and my phone.

-Do you know the way? -Of course.

It's...

It's...

Here.

That's the bus number and the bus station you get off at.

Directions to the school is on there too.

Thank you, Donggu.

See you later.

-Take care. -Yes.

-Watch out for cars. -I will.

What was that?

You're like newlyweds seeing his wife off in the morning.

Tell me about it. And you got her a map.

I can smell something suspicious.

Nothing's going on.

I didn't want her getting lost and calling me for help again.

Stop sniffing.

It was a joke. Why are you getting angry?

You have so much anger.

Yeah, that makes him seem even more suspicious.

What are they talking about?

I like Yuna?

I was acting out of pity.

Like helping out a poor person.

Yes, that's it.

I'm too kind.

Too kind.

Are you all writing this down?

Knead the flour with hot water.

Thank you.

It will make my skin look like a baby's skin.

Nice.

Donggu.

Can you put this on my butt when we get home?

You're crazy. Why would I ever do that? Are you crazy?

You're making such a big fuss.

Help me apply it.

Isn't that Yuna?

Thanks for the ride.

-Get home safely. -Bye.

-Yuna. -What are you doing outside?

Were you waiting for me?

Of course not.

We bought diapers for Sol.

Who was that?

I met him in the baking class.

He gave me a ride home because it was on the way.

You're so popular already.

Popular?

Why did you take a stranger's car?

She met him in the baking class.

And why do you care if she takes a stranger's car?

Well...

She's being a nuisance.

I told you if you keep troubling people...

That it will become a habit?

I got it. I'll be more careful.

All right!

Don't yell!

Why?

You don't like it?

I wish there was a more provocative scene.

I don't know what you mean.

Here.

Watch this movie for reference.

"Free Wife 2017".

"I want to play tonight, roughly"...

That's right.

Okay. I'll use it as a reference.

Don't work out too much until we shoot,

and maintain your weight. Okay?

Yes, sir.

The male lead will be here soon.

Your hair looks like his too.

We'll go over the details together.

You don't need to worry. You two are really similar.

Hey.

Hello, sir.

Say hello.

This is Lee Jungi, you're body double for the bed scene.

Hello. I'm Lee Jungi.

I'm Kim Wooseong. Nice to meet you.

I'm a fan.

Hey, you lost a lot of weight in just a few days.

I lost some weight because I was sick.

I can't get it back on.

Really?

How much did you lose?

I weighed 71kg before, but now I weigh about 60kg.

What? How much do you weigh?

71kg.

Seems like I'm going to have to find a thinner actor.

Pardon?

That can't happen.

Sir, I'll lose the weight.

You can lose 10kg?

I'll lose that weight no matter what.

You have to lose 10kg in a week?

Do you really want to lose that much weight for a bed scene?

Yes, because it's...

...Shin Sujeong.

No further explanation is needed.

You'd jump into a fire for a bed scene with Shin Sujeong, wouldn't you?

I'd gladly fall off a cliff too.

Yuna, are you home?

I'm not expecting anyone.

Smells so good.

Sanghyeon, what's all this?

I baked too many doughnuts.

So I thought I'd share them with you.

Thank you.

Yuna, who is he?

You gave her a ride home, right?

-You guys take the same class. -That's right.

Hello. I'm Lee Sanghyeon.

-Hello. -Hello.

So, you're Sol?

How adorable.

You drive her home and bring her doughnuts.

Are you interested in her?

A green light?

Yes, actually...

I'm interested in her.

That's just how I feel,

so don't worry about it, Yuna.

It's so hot.

May I use your bathroom?

Of course.

It's over there.

Excuse me.

These are doughnuts of love.

What was that?

He likes you.

No, it's not like that.

He just said he was interested in you.

Go for it. He seems nice.

Dusik.

How can you tell that he's nice? You've just met him.

He has a weird look in his eyes.

-Yuna, be careful of him. -Why?

Who are you to tell her that?

I'm just worried about her.

If he turns out to be a weird guy, it'll ruin her life.

Shut up. Stop talking nonsense.

-Have a doughnut. -No, I don't want it.

-I said I don't want it! -Don't yell at me.

Don't waste a doughnut!

-Geez. -Geez. Why didn't you just take it?

"Han Seojin, Bong Dusik, Han Yuna"

"Han Yuna"

What are you doing?

Why are you brushing your teeth with Yuna's toothbrush?

I've got cotton mouth.

Then you should've asked us for a new toothbrush.

-Why are you using Yuna's toothbrush? -What?

Oh, was this Yuna's?

I had no idea.

How can you not know?

It says 'Han Yuna' right there.

Her name was written on it?

Oh, geez.

I really didn't know.

Excuse me.

You can read it so clearly.

What's wrong with that guy?

I had fun today.

I'll get going, Yuna.

-Bye. -Get home safely.

-Bye. -Visit us again.

Get home safely.

Yuna, Yuna.

Sit down.

Yuna.

He's a great catch.

Yeah, he has good manners and he seems nice.

Nice?

Something's off about him.

What are you talking about?

When I went to the bathroom,

I saw him brushing his teeth with Yuna's toothbrush.

What? With my toothbrush?

His mouth must've felt dirty.

Even so, you don't brush your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

Why not?

I sometimes use yours.

What?

-Why? -Yours is soft.

Mine is too hard, so it hurts. It makes my gums bleed.

That's disgusting.

Anyway, I have a bad feeling about him.

There's something strange.

You're the strange one.

Why?

Are you jealous because he's close with Yuna?

Totally.

You got her a map this morning.

Do you like Yuna?

What?

-Me? -Yeah.

And Yuna?

Forget it. I can't even talk to you.

Geez. So what?

Worrying about someone means liking them?

It just means I'm a kind person.

Stop that.

Since this morning, he's been...

What's wrong?

I'm starving because I talked too much today.

But you can't lose 10kg just by starving yourself.

But I don't know how to lose weight.

Ask Seojin to help.

She diets 365 days a year.

Yeah?

Seojin, help me lose weight.

For nothing?

You're a slave to capitalism.

All right. I'll buy you the new razor.

It removes the roots of the hair.

Okay.

But you have to do exactly as I tell you.

I have to watch this.

They're going to make fun of me if they catch me watching it.

Why are you so jumpy?

No, I didn't jump.

Knock before you come in.

This is my room. Why would I knock?

Why?

Were you watching porn?

Of course not.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, you never watch that kind of stuff.

You're the purest guy I know.

Dusik.

Huh? What?

That Sanghyeon guy didn't seem strange to you?

He has a perverted look in his eyes, right?

I didn't get that vibe.

You didn't?

Strange...

Is this lock broken?

Yeah, it's been broken for a while.

-Why? -Nothing.

I didn't know you were in here.

I told you to knock!

Sorry, I didn't know you were in here.

What are you doing in here with your laptop?

I'm writing a scenario.

-I write well in the bathroom. -Yeah?

Keep going. I'll just wash my hands.

Okay.

Dusik.

What?

He didn't even put toothpaste on it.

You can't brush without toothpaste.

-It's not a big deal. -Really?

But who does that?

Is this lock broken too?

Yeah, it's been broken for a while too.

-Why? -And the guest room on the second floor?

It's broken too. All the locks are broken in this house.

Then fix them!

Why don't you fix them if you know they're broken?

Why? Darn it.

We're co-owners.

How annoying.

Without toothpaste... Did I see it wrong?

Wrapping my body will help me lose weight?

Wear these. All of them.

I'm going to shoot the bed scene.

Where are you going?

Jumping jacks. Go.

Shin Sujeong!

Bed scene!

You'd jump into a fire for a bed scene with Shin Sujeong, wouldn't you?

I'd gladly fall off a cliff too.

Get up!

Shin Sujeong.

Bed scene.

Shin Sujeong.

Bed scene.

Shin Sujeong.

Bed scene.

Bed scene!

Shin Sujeong!

Where's Dusik?

He has a meeting with the director.

He's busy with writing his scenario.

Jungi, are you okay?

Jungi.

A white tunnel...

-Jeez... -What's wrong?

Are you all right?

I must have blacked out for a moment.

I know that you have to lose weight, but you have to eat.

You'll die if you keep going like this.

No, I'm fine...

I'll drink water.

You can't even drink water from now on.

Your shoot is in two days.

This is too much.

If you don't want to shoot a bed scene with Shin Sujeong...

...you can drink it.

I'm going to shoot...

...that bed scene.

Yuna, it's me.

That sounds like Sanghyeon.

Why is he here?

Sanghyeon, why are you here?

There a really good pizza place in my neighborhood.

So, I brought you one.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We just ate.

Nonsense.

I can eat pizza even when I'm full.

Thank you.

You're eat like a pig.

Don't even think about it.

You're so cold-hearted.

You won't even bleed if I stab you.

This pizza is so good.

Is it?

Sanghyeon, have one.

It's okay. I already ate.

You can have mine too.

Thanks.

Excuse me.

-Yes? -What are you doing?

What?

What's wrong?

He smelled Yuna's hair.

Me?

I didn't.

I was smelling the pizza.

I saw you. Stop lying.

You must be mistaken.

Why would he smell my hair?

Exactly!

What's wrong with smelling hair?

I sometimes smell your hair.

M-My hair? Why?

Your hair smells delicious.

-What are you doing? -I want to eat jjajangmyeon.

Stop it!

I really saw him smell her hair!

-You're being rude. -I really saw it.

I did! This is driving me crazy!

Come on.

I'm sorry, Sanghyeon.

I apologize.

It's fine.

-It's my fault for misleading him. -What?

Can I look around the guest house while you eat pizza?

Sure.

Yuna.

Excuse me. On your lips...

Thank you.

Oh, it's a mole.

Is it that way?

Yes, take your time.

Why did you put that in your pocket?

Why is he taking that with him?

-Donggu, what's with you? -He put the napkin in his pocket!

Donggu, calm down.

This is driving me crazy!

He put the napkin in his...!

You're not qualified to have this!

You have to shoot the bed scene!

Be quiet.

Yuna's scent.

I think he really like you.

-What do you think about him? -It's not like that.

You should go out with him.

He's good-looking and gentle.

Plus, he has a nice car, right?

That means he's competent...

Stop it!

What's wrong with you?!

I fed you pizza because you like pizza.

Where is that guy? What's taking him so long?

Jesus.

Yuna...

Her warmth...

Yuna...

Yuna...

What are you doing here?

What? I... Actually...

Why are you wearing Yuna's clothes?

What's going on?

Sanghyeon!

Why are you wearing my clothes?

This is a misunderstanding.

It's no misunderstanding. I caught you in the act.

Sanghyeon, what's going on?

Well... The thing is...

The thing is... I...

I was trying to figure out your size.

I wanted to buy you a coat.

Yours is too worn out.

What?

Just ask her what her size is.

And there's a size tag. You didn't have to put it on.

I was worried if I ask her directly,

it might hurt her pride, so I couldn't ask.

And the size tag must have fallen off.

That's why I put it on. All right?

My gosh...

We misunderstood.

Seojin, you believe that?

A man trying on a woman's coat is weird.

It's not.

-I sometimes wear Seojin's clothes. -Why? Why?

When I make fritters, my clothes get covered in oil.

So I sometimes wear hers.

What? Are you crazy?

Anyway, I'm sorry.

I must've made you feel uncomfortable.

I was just trying to do a good thing...

I'll get going.

He smelled it!

-Sanghyeon. -He smelled it!

What's wrong with you?

He smelled her coat. I'm telling you.

Thank you for the ride.

Did you watch the movie I gave you?

"The Free Wife"? Yes, a little bit.

-The wife seemed very free. -It's good, isn't it?

Watch this.

This is a masterpiece.

Oh, okay.

-Drive safely. -Bye.

Why does he keep giving me these movies? I can't watch it in the house.

What is it this time?

"Sweet Whip".

"I can't forget that thrill".

This one even lewder.

No one can see me with this.

Sanghyeon, don't leave like this.

-I apologize. -No, Yuna.

I can't stand him accusing me of things.

Donggu, apologize to him.

I didn't do anything wrong. Why do I have to apologize?

He's leaving because of you.

Are you serious?

Hold it!

What is that?

Aren't these woman's panties?

They're not.

These are...

-...mine. -What?

These are yours?

These lacy hot red panties?

Yes,

I love this design.

It comforts me.

You are shameless.

No one carries around woman's panties in their pockets.

Some people do.

Sometimes when I feel down...

Shut up!

Go away!

Tell us the truth.

Are these really yours?

I already told you.

I have more of these in different colors.

Would you like to go and check?

-You... -Wait.

I think they're mine.

-Yeah, these are mine! -What?

Really?

What? Jesus. No way.

Those sexy hot red lacy panties are not Yuna's?

Oh my god. Are you insane?

Damn it!

Why are you so disappointed?

You said it's yours!

That darn man...

Get out of the way! You pervert!

A pervert?

That's too harsh.

I'm offended. I can't stay here.

Can't believe they're not Yuna's...

You devil!

You can't leave!

What's that?

"I can't forget that thrill".

"Sweet Whip"?

He really is a pervert.

I'm not a pervert.

That's not mine.

If it's not yours,

then who's is it?

It's really not mine. Believe me.

Shut up!

Donggu, call the police.

-Yeah, let's call them. -Police...?

Wait, wait.

All right.

I'll tell you the truth.

I stole those panties.

I admit that.

But the CD is not mine. Believe me.

Then who's is it?

Tell them.

I saw it falling out of your jacket.

What?

You're saying it's Dusik's?

He's the purest guy I know.

He's pure like a piece of white paper. He's never even held a woman's hand.

Tell... Tell them!

-I saw it falling out of your jacket! -Shut up!

Do I look like someone who'd watch this garbage?

How dare you!

-But it fell... -Shut up! Shut up!

You're dead! Pervert!

-Come outside! -It's not mine! No!

-You're a dead meat. -Hey!

That's it! Let's go!

This scene would be much better if you do it.

I told you already.

I promised my parents to never shoot bed scenes!

I mentioned it just in case.

Sir, I'm here.

You lost so much weight.

How much did you lose?

-Hen kilograms... -What?

Ten kilograms.

10kg?

That must been tough. Well done.

No, it wasn't tough at all.

Oh, anemia...

Be careful.

Jungi, you're fine. You're almost there.

Jungi, you can do this.

H-Hello.

I'll be shooting today's scene with you.

My name is Lee Jungi.

It's an honor to meet you.

Hello.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet...

What the...

Who are you?

Sir...

Who is this woman?

She's Sujeong's body double.

A body double?

Shin Sujeong is not shooting this scene?

You thought you were doing a bed scene with Shin Sujeong?

Shin Sujeong!

Bed scene!

Jungi, what's wrong?

Excuse me, sir.

Shin Sujeong just called.

She thinks using a body double is like lying to the audience.

So, she wants to shoot the bed scene herself.

Really?

That'd be great.

-Jungi. -Yes.

You are going to shoot the bed scene with Sujeong after all.

-Get ready. -Yes.

-I'll get ready. -Wait a second, sir!

What?

I'll do the bed scene.

Why did you change your mind?

No reason. I just suddenly changed my mind.

Why now?

Get him out of here.

Hurry up.

It's because Shin Sujeong is doing the bed scene herself, isn't it?

I know what you're doing, you bastard!

Do you know what I've been through?!

I told you that guy was weird.

The panties thing was disturbing,

but I was shocked when he said the CD was yours.

Right?

Yeah, totally.

Sorry for not believing you.

I thought you were being jealous because you like Yuna.

Me liking Yuna is ridiculous.

Me jealous?

Geez.

That's ridiculous.

Isn't that Jungi?

What happened to the shooting?

I don't know. Has he lost it?

Hey!

Jungi!

-Jungi! -What's the matter with him?

Excuse me.

I'm in the same baking class with Yuna.

Is she home?

She is. Why are you asking?

I wanted to ask her out.

You want to ask her out?

Do you know this?

What?

Yuna is actually...

Bastard.

He changed his mind when he heard Sujeong will be doing the bed scene.

I went through hell to lose that weight.

You're back from your baking class?

-Yeah. -What's that look on your face?

There's a strange rumor going on around the baking school.

They're saying I'm addicted to plastic surgery.

What?

Addicted to plastic surgery?

yes.

On top of that, that I have a lot of debt and I steal stuff...

Not only that, they're saying that I'm a man.

That I used to be in the Marines.

That I can snap a barbed-wire fence with my teeth.

Really?

What crazy person started that rumor?

I don't know.

They asked me seriously.

They believed it?

What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Fine, I started that rumor.

I did it for your mother.

I didn't want her to meet another pervert.

I'm telling you the truth.

Don't get the wrong idea, okay?

We don't have any booking this week.

Why aren't there any guests these days?

Maybe because it's too cold.

We're going to go under at this rate.

Tell me about it.

The landlady called me about the overdue rent yesterday.

She even sent us the lease content proof the other day.

Guys, it's fine.

-Hi. -Hi.

Ma'am.

-Why are you here? -What do you mean?

I'm here to collect the overdue rent.

The rent?

-Our business isn't doing so well... -So, you don't have it, right?

You can begin.

Start what?

-Who are you? -Can I help?

What is that?

I saw this in a movie.

What the hell?

-Seized! -Seized?

-You can't take this. -Don't do this.

Are we out of business, Seojin?

What is happening?

When is Donggu coming home? Seojin...

Please, don't so that.

I'm home.

What are these red things?

-Ma'am. -Hello, Mr. Kang.

Who is this baby?

Oh, she's...

She's Donggu's baby.

He got someone pregnant.

He got someone pregnant?

Then...

-He’s the baby's father? -Yes.

We don't have much money but we now have a baby.

We have to buy so many things for the baby like formula and diapers.

The truth is, we did save up money to pay rent.

But we used it all up for the baby.

Oh dear, I see.

What about the mother?

The mother?

She...

She abandoned them.

She said she couldn't live like this anymore.

How can a mother do that?

That's right.

We'll leave if you want us to.

But if we get thrown out into the street in this cold weather...

We'll be fine but what will we do about the baby?

Poor baby...

That's none of our business.

We'll force them out by the law.

Mr. Kim, stop it.

I'll give you one more month.

I'm giving you one last chance because of the baby.

-Make sure you pay it in time. -Really?

Thank you.

Thank you!

It's fine. Just raise her well.

-Yes. -Let's go.

Gosh, poor baby.

-Bye. -Thank you.

-Goodbye. -Take care.

We almost got evicted.

But you can't lie about something like that.

What was I supposed to do?

Can't you see the red stickers?

If I hadn't lied, we'd have been evicted.

What if she finds out that you lied?

She won't find out.

It's not like she's going to look up his certificate of family relations.

What do we do...

But what are we going to do about next month?

We'll work something out.

It's okay. It's okay.

"Real Estate"

Sua.

-Dusik. -Long time no see.

-How are you? -Yeah.

I'm doing okay.

How's Donggu doing?

He's doing okay.

Why were you in the real estate office?

I'm selling my house.

Yunseok is opening a few restaurants in the US and he asked me to come with him.

How long will you be there?

One or two years?

Or we could settle there.

I have to pack. Bye.

Take care.

Bye.

I think she's going to marry that guy.

Yeah.

Donggu is going to moan in pain again if he finds out about this.

We won't tell him.

He's over her already, so there's no need to tell him.

Isn't that the landlady's car?

I think so.

Why is she heading toward our guesthouse?

I'm getting a bad feeling.

I'm home.

Hey, Yuna.

-Did you get the wisdom teeth out? -Yeah.

Hey...

What's all this?

Something happened.

I'll tell you later.

Does it hurt a lot?

No.

-I wish it'd stop bleeding. -That's what happens.

-It'll keep bleeding for today. -Yeah?

I'm going to put in a new cotton ball.

Where are the cotton balls?

Where's the baby?

Hello, would you like a room?

I'm not a guest.

-Who are you? -Me?

I'm Han Yuna.

What is it, Seol?

Are you hungry? Mommy will give you some milk.

Mommy?

You're her mother?

When did you come back?

Pardon?

-I just came back from the hospital -The hospital?

Why were you at the hospital?

-A few days ago, my... -Wait!

Wait! Wait!

You scared me.

Why are you yelling?

I'm sorry.

Why are you back here?

I was worried about the baby.

I bought some diapers.

Why is it so noisy? Ma'am!

Mr. Kang.

When did you find the baby's mother?

Oh, actually...

-Well... -And why was she at the hospital?

The hospital? Well, actually...

She collapsed and the hospital called us.

And we brought her home.

-That's what happened. -She collapsed?

Are you ill?

What? I was just...

Blood.

It's bleeding again.

Seojin. Hurry.

-Take Yuna to your room, so she can rest. -Okay.

-Hurry up. -Let's go to my room.

-Why? I'm fine. -Just go.

- Go on with her. - You need to rest, Yuna.

Get some rest.

What...

What's making her cough up blood?

It's um...

We have to do something.

-We have to take her to the hospital. -No!

-Why not?! -Because...

We brought her home because there was nothing else they could do.

Then she's terminally ill?

Huh?

Yes.

Is it...late stage?

Yes.

But she's so young...

It must be tough for you, Mr. Kang.

Me?

-Yes. -Treat her well.

Make her last memories good ones.

Did you guys have a wedding?

A wedding?

-Actually... -Right.

You weren't in a situation to have a wedding.

I feel so bad for the baby's mom.

She never got the chance to wear a wedding dress.

Cheer up, Mr. Kang.

Yes,

thank you.

I'll take my leave.

Thanks for the diapers. Bye.

Bye.

We almost got caught!

You shouldn't have lied!

-That was close! -She bought it.

It'll be fine.

-Don't worry. -What if she catches us?

Diapers.

You're taking the diapers?

Geez. He's unbelievable.

This is insane.

What do you think?

What's this?

I want to give you a wedding.

-What? -What?

-A wedding? -A wedding?

Don't worry. I'll pay for it.

No, we're fine. Really.

You know nothing about women.

If she never gets to wear a wedding dress, she'll regret it forever.

I don't need to wear a wedding dress.

I want to do it for you.

Actually, when my husband and I got married,

we were too poor to have a wedding.

I never got to wear a dress.

I see.

That's why I know exactly how you feel.

So, don't worry and have a wedding.

No, it's really not necessary.

You're refusing my offer?

Fine, don't have the wedding.

Then I want you to move out.

What?

-What do you mean... -Decide.

Do you want to move out or have a wedding?

We'll do it.

We'll have the wedding.

That's more like it.

The sooner the better, right?

What about Sunday?

This... This Sunday?

She might die any day.

Oh, okay.

What?

You're having a wedding?

Yes.

This is happening because of your stupid lie.

I didn't know this would happen.

This is wrong. This is fraud.

I'm going to tell her the truth right now.

Hey! Stop.

Are you crazy?

Don't you know that she has a temper?

If she finds out that we lied,

Not only will we get evicted, but we'll get sued too!

What are we supposed to do then?!

Donggu,

I'm sorry but...

Can't you just have the wedding?

-Jungi! -Are you insane?!

We have no choice.

We can't live on the street in this cold weather.

Yuna.

Just have a wedding.

Shut up! Shut up!

We don't need rings. Seriously.

I want do buy them for you.

Choose one.

Donggu.

Sangpil.

Long time no see.

-How have you been? -I'm doing okay.

Who is she?

She's...

Your girlfriend?

She's my...

Excuse me. What about these ones?

This is a popular design among bride and groom-to-be.

Bride and groom?

Donggu, are you getting married?

Oh, actually...

Yeah, I'm getting married.

Why didn't you tell me? When is it?

It's um...

This Sunday.

You should have called me.

Don't worry, man.

I'll call up everyone from college, professors.

I'll bring everyone to your wedding.

Congratulations, Donggu.

Yeah, thanks... Thanks...

I'm so grateful that I want to cry.

This is insane.

Why did I have to run into Sangpil?

-Sangpil... -Sergeant Kang?

Corporal Kim.

Salute!

How have you been?

I'm doing okay.

-Long time no see. -Mr. Kang, what do you think of this one?

You have to wear a tuxedo at your wedding.

Your wedding?

Are you getting married?

Well...

-Yeah, I'm getting married. -What? When?

-This Sunday. -This Sunday?

You should've called me. I feel a little hurt.

Don't be.

He had a reason.

A reason?

What reason?

What?

That's terrible...

Cheer up.

Yeah, thanks.

You're doing a good thing.

You're very kind.

Not at all.

I just want them to be happy.

I'll call everyone from our platoon.

No, that's not necessary.

We have to work through hard times together.

That's comradeship.

Right?

Yes.

Yeah,

thanks.

I feel the comradeship, you bastard.

This is insane.

We can't get married.

You're smiling?

How can you be smiling right now?

It's just hard to believe.

What is?

I imagined my wedding when I was young.

Where I would have it and what kind dress I'd wear.

And the bouquet too.

I gave up on it after I had Sol.

But somehow I got a chance to have a wedding.

We walked around all day. I'm tired.

I don't know.

It was so hectic today that I couldn't even tell if I'm tired.

I wish this was a dream.

Yuna, should we tell the truth...

What?

She fell asleep?

She has no worries.

Oh my.

Geez.

Geez.

She's such a nuisance.

We're home.

Gosh, the groom is here.

It was a joke.

-I was just trying to make you laugh. -Shut up.

Do you know what I went through today?

Something huge is happening because of your lie.

Wait!

What's this?

Isn't this the landlady?

Why? What is it?

An article about the landlady is online.

An article? What article?

"Ms. Kim's good deed is melting this cold winter."

"Kang Donggu and Han Yuna are running a failing guest house,"

"and they've been struggling to pay the rent."

"Ms. Kim decided to give them a wedding."

Who wrote this?

Who wrote this article?

Reporter Kim Taeyong?

Kim Taeyong?

I'm a journalist.

Corporal Kim? Why did he write this crap?

There are more important things to write about.

Hello, this is Waikiki.

Hello.

-Hi, I'm Wheesung, the singer. -What?

-Wheesung, the singer? -Wheesung?

-You called the wrong number. -I'm really Wheesung.

I'm serious.

That's his voice.

Why did you call here?

You read the article?

What? You want to sing at the wedding?

Wheesung, one moment. There's another call coming in.

Hello, this is Waikiki.

-Hanbok designer Park Sulnyeo? -What?

You want to make them hanbok?

It's getting out of hand.

If we get caught,

we have to leave Korea.

People will beat us to death.

Who? Chef Lee Yeonbok?

"We do not accept monetary gifts at this wedding"

Donggu!

-Hey. -Congratulations.

Thanks.

-You brought everyone. -Yeah, I brought everyone.

Thanks.

-Congratulations. -Thanks.

Let's congratulate him.

Salute our comrade.

Salute!

-At ease. -Salute.

Sergeant Kang.

Corporal Kim.

I read your article.

-Congratulations. -Thanks.

-Congratulations! -Thank you.

-Congratulations! -Congratulations!

- You look good. - So handsome.

- Congratulations. - We'll be inside.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Do I seem okay to you?

My alumni, professors, platoon commander are here.

Even the president of the tenants' association is here.

I'm officially a married man.

But everyone's saying that the bride is beautiful.

You haven't seen Yuna in her dress, right?

She looks amazing.

-Really amazing. -So what?!

I should be happy because I have a beautiful wife?

I'm crazy happy that I have a beautiful wife.

Donggu, calm down.

I can't calm down! It's all your fault!

You're ruining my life.

What are you guys doing?

It's time to begin.

Come inside.

-Yes, we'll be there. -Yes, we should begin.

I'll go inside now.

-We'll go inside. -See you later, Donggu.

All right, everyone.

"Groom: Kang Donggu, Bride Han Yuna" We'll begin the wedding,

of Kang Donggu and Han Yuna.

Groom,

enter!

The groom looks so manly, doesn't he?

Now, next, the star of the day.

Please applaud for the bride Han Yuna.

Bride,

enter!

Salute for the bride!

Salute!

At ease!

Donggu.

Donggu.

Kang Donggu.

Thank you.

Wheesung.

Congratulations on your wedding.

I wish you a life of happiness.

It usually costs a lot to have me sing at your wedding,

but I sang for free today.

So, in return,

I'd like see you to kiss passionately.

A passionate kiss.

Don't be shy.

Kiss!

Kiss!

Kiss!

Kiss!

-Kiss! -This is unbelievable...

Kiss!

Kiss!

Kiss!

Kiss!

Kiss!

-Kiss! -Donggu.

-Let's just do it. -Why?

Let's just kiss.

No, we can't kiss.

Have fun on your honeymoon.

Buy everything she wants with this.

Okay, thank you.

Go on in.

Have a safe trip.

Yes, see you.

Shall we go, Yuna...

I mean, Honey?

Okay.

Honey.

Donggu.

Donggu?

-Donggu! -What?

What? What is it?

-What are you thinking about? -What?

Nothing.

How long do we have to stay here?

They'll call me when the landlady leaves.

Let's wait for a bit longer.

Mr. Kang.

-Mr. Kim? -Why are you here?

-Oh, you're going on your honeymoon? -Huh?

-Oh, yes. -Right.

You're going to Jeju Island, right?

I'm also going to Jeju Island on business.

What time is your flight?

It's...

...the 6:30 flight.

I'm also taking that flight.

We're on the same flight.

We're even sitting next to each other.

That's incredible.

It's almost time. Let's go.

Donggu, what do we do?

I don't know. This is crazy.

Come on you two.

They must've landed by now.

I hope she didn't get sick in Jeju Island.

What is this?

What is this slimy and disgusting thing?

Oh, shit.

What dog took a dump here?

Oh, shit.

It feels empty without them.

Totally.

Donggu and Yuna must have landed. Shouldn't we pick them up?

Why should we?

It wasn't even a real honeymoon.

It's funny how they ran into Mr. Kim at the airport.

Totally.

What if they really fall in love?

No way.

-Thank god the landlady didn't catch us. -Yeah.

I can't believe that she believed that they were a married couple.

-What are you talking about? -Oh my god!

-Ma'am! -They're not married?

Did you lie to me?

No, let me explain...

Tell me the truth right now!

-Ma'am? -Ma'am?

Ma'am.

"Payment memorandum"

I'm sorry. We didn't do it on purpose...

Shut up and sign it.

What is this?

It's a payment memorandum for the wedding,

and a warning that horrible things will happen to you,

if you don't pay it back in a month.

Horrible things?

Multiply the worse thing you can think of by 100.

What I really want to do is put you all in jail.

But I'm going easy on you because of the baby.

Sign it right now.

We can't make this much money in a month.

Then, you can go to prison.

Right here?

What do we do now?

We have a debt when we don't even have any customers.

I don't know.

It's all because of the idiot.

I'm going to beat him up when I get home.

Oh my gosh!

He could have caused an accident!

Donggu?

Donggu!

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

What? What did you say?

Did you say something?

I said thank you.

So, watch where you're going.

You're such a nuisance.

Move.

Why don't you just close your eyes while you're walking?

Wait for me, Donggu.

Sua.

Donggu.

What are you doing here?

Is something wrong?

What do I do...

"Welcome to Waikiki"

I can't stay here.

How long do I have to stay here?

Did you pay?

Stop!

I'm allowed to help out an ex-girlfriend who's having a tough time, right?

Sua, here.

-Why are you giving me this? -I thought it was pretty.

Are you still hung up on Sua?

-I don't want you to get the wrong idea. -Why would I?

Look after Sua.

Why did you draw those hearts?

-She was my first love. -How did you met her?

As a writer and actress of a porn movie.

Lee Jungi, you brought this on yourself.

Don't blame me.

Yes, this is Lee Jungi who saved your life.

Speaking of which, can you lend me money?

I'm going to do an eating show. I need to pay my credit card bill.

Not anyone can do an eating show.

You're going to give me 100 star-candies if I eat the bones?

Prepare for a scan.

Is it serious?