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Aah!
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Aah!
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Mm.
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What? Whatcha...
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D'oh!
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Who the hell are these people?
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Why you...
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Oh, my pâté de campagne!
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My "Kick me" sign!
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Oh, how could she?
Why would she?
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So many feelings,
all of them anger.
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Must drive them away.
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Rage belongs on the road.
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Where the hell's my phone?
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Got to express my rage
to the person who enraged me:
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my wife.
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Marge, I am so, so,
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so, so angry.
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Anger emoji, skull emoji,
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eggplant emoji,
because I hate eggplant.
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Fire, fire, fire. Aah!
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A fire-fire-fire hydrant!
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Okay, Homer, stay calm.
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Your seat belt will save you.
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Wha?
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Thank God I still got my airbag.
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Safety first.
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Hmm?
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Ah.
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Well, at least I got
shatter-proof glass.
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Oh, it's shattering!
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D'oh...!
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I'm soaring through the air
like an angel,
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or a beautiful loogie.
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How very majestic
the world looks from up here.
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The sky, the ocean,
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Ralph.
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Bart's bald mommy
is going to die.
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That's her problem.
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Homer? Yo, big man.
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Now's not the time to chill.
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What? Who the hell was that?
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It's me, Maggie's
Happy Little Elf doll.
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Oh, yeah.
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She calls you Goobie-Woo.
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Of course she does.
That's my damn name.
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Okay. Sheesh, Goobie-Woo.
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But how are you talking
right now?
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That's a little complicated.
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You see, I'm a projection
of your psyche,
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and you're in the middle of
a very traumatic life event.
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Traumatic? What do you mean?
I feel great.
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Homer. Homer, what you're
currently experiencing
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is called
post-traumatic elation.
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Is that like Post Raisin Bran?
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Damn it, man,
you are literally in the middle
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of a car accident!
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What?! Oh, right.
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Let me lay this out.
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You and me are gonna use
this car ejection
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for some self-reflection,
okay, my brother?
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And that journey begins with
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finding the source
of your anger.
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Now, gaze into that
little piece of glass.
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I need a safe-deposit box.
Want to know why?
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Well, that's why I got into
banking in the first place,
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for the thrilling stories.
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Well, this morning,
I was on my break
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- at the nuclear power plant...
- Uh-huh.
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...so I went and got myself
a bag of chips.
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Potato chips.
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I feel like I'm at
a story slam right now.
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They were so delicious
and salty and chompy,
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and before long,
they were all gone.
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- No.
- Almost.
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Oh, there's a twist?
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But then I pulled out this,
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a chip that looks exactly like
John Travolta.
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And that's why I need
a safe-deposit box,
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to protect this treasure forever.
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Oh, don't study opera staging
in Vienna, they said.
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Work in a bank, they said.
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Mm-hmm. Mr. Simpson,
it looks like your family
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already has a safe-deposit box.
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Your wife rented it out
over a decade ago.
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- Wow, you've got a wife.
- Wha?
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Now, I'm not supposed to
show you this,
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but lucky for you right now
I'm super high.
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"Last will and testament"?
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Written by Clarence Bouvier,
your father-in-law.
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Marge's dad left a will?
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He never told me about that
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in the four conversations
we ever had.
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It says here he set up a trust
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to pay Marge Simpson,
ooh, $1,000 a month.
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A thousand dollars? What? No.
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No! What?!
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No! No? What?
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No.
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And I can confirm that
your wife has been
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receiving that money every month
since her father died.
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Marge has been getting
all that money for years,
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and she never told me about it.
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I-I don't know what to feel.
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In these situations,
many of our customers
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opt for extreme rage.
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Well, I hate to just
follow the crowd, but...
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So that's why I was so mad.
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And that's why
I'm even angrier now.
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For all these years, Marge has
been hiding money from me.
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It's a blatant act of, of, uh...
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The term is
"financial infidelity."
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And I can see how
you'd be angry.
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Oh, thank you.
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- But it's the wrong emotion
to feel.
- Damn it.
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Homer, I'm gonna help you
work through this anger
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so you can find peace.
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Aw, work? That sounds like work.
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How much time do I have?
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I'd say about
point-three seconds
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- judging by how fast
you're flying towards that tree.
- Aah!
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Oh, my God, we're airborne.
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Whoa!
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I don't know which one
I'm more upset about,
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that my wife has been keeping
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a secret mountain of cash
from me,
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or that I'm about to die
in a stupid, violent car wreck.
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Don't make me choose,
Goobie-Woo.
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Homer, you're spiraling.
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Of course I'm spiraling.
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I'm literally flying
through the air.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Listen, I know you're feeling
all the feels right now,
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but we're getting closer
to the real source of your rage.
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What? I'm sorry,
I'm eating my feelings.
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Bad Homer. Spit out that food,
and those feelings.
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What was Marge
spending that money on?
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And why did she keep it a secret
from everybody?
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Um, not everybody, Dad.
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I hate to say it,
but we've known about
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Mom's secret cash
for quite some time.
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Yeah, that's why I laugh myself
to sleep every night.
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What? And here I've been
worried sick about
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your night giggles.
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Let me tell you
how we found out.
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I was blowing off steam
one day...
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...and I saw that Mom was
getting $100,000 a month!
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Then I explained to Bart
how decimal points work.
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Then we asked Mom about it,
and she admitted
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the whole thing.
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So then tell me, why did she
keep the money a secret?
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I don't think you can handle it.
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- I can handle it.
- Okay.
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The reason is...
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Your father is
an ape-faced butt monster
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who eats booger sandwiches
and also sucks.
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Why, you little
unreliable narrator!
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Ow! Glass is sharp.
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Oh, even my kids knew
I was being fiscally unmanned.
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Okay, got to go, ape face.
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See you at your funeral.
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We'll be the kids running around
in our nice clothes,
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poignantly unaware of
the finality of death.
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Oh, that tree can't
get here fast enough.
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Okay, Michael Phelps,
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don't swim to your death
just yet.
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Don't you want to find out
what Marge been
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spending the money on?
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Oh, you bet I do.
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Well, that's what I thought.
Give me your best guess.
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I want to give her
the benefit of the doubt,
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but I can't help
but imagine the worst.
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See you later. I'm off to earn
our only source of income.
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He's gone. Robo-butler,
bring me a caviar hoagie.
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My word. This is so expensive.
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Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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You know what else
I'm paying for?
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Sexy handymen doing chores
around the house.
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♪ I got this feeling on the
summer day when you were gone ♪
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♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it, I love it... ♪
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I don't know which I love more,
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being rich or hiding it
from my husband.
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Let us mock him through dance.
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♪ I love it. ♪
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Whew, Homer, I hesitate to ask,
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but why does your brain think
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that's what Marge is doing
with the money?
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Because it's what I'd do.
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Except the repairmen would be
my favorite rock stars:
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Kiss, Bon Jovi, Men at Work,
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because of
their excellent work ethic.
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Stop!
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Your wife is a
much better person than you are,
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and she's been using the money
in a very different way.
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So no robot butler?
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♪ You been wasting
all your time ♪
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♪ Throwing shade at Marge ♪
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♪ You think behind your back
that, yeah ♪
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♪ She's been living large ♪
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♪ Well, I really, really hate
to burst your bubble, boo ♪
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♪ All this time,
she been spending ♪
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- ♪ All that cash on you ♪
- On me? No way.
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I'm sure that-- Huh?
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♪ Homie, Homer, check your elf ♪
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♪ You ain't too bright,
I'll explain the sitch ♪
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♪ All them problems
you think you solved yourself ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ That was Marge,
bitch ♪
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♪ The time your bar tab
was forgiven by Moe ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ That time Dr. Hibbert
reattached your big toe ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ The time you got off
of that DUI ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ I think by now
you know the reason why ♪
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Goobie-Woo in da house!
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- Oh, my God.
- Whoo!
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All this time, I've been
thinking the worst about Marge,
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but she was using the money
to save me.
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Ya think?
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And she only kept it a secret
to save your dumbass male pride.
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♪ Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo,
now I can clearly see ♪
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♪ I've got the greatest wife
and spouse ♪
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♪ That there could ever be ♪
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♪ And what's more... ♪
Huh?
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Holy crap,
I just flew past the tree!
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♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
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♪ You're gonna live,
bitch ♪
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♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm gonna live. ♪
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Whoo!
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Thank God, I don't have to
be mad at Marge anymore.
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If anything, you should be mad
at Marge's dad.
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- Huh?
- Oh, snap,
I shouldn't have said that.
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"Oh, snap"?
What do you mean, "Oh, snap"?
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Oh, snap, why not?
What do you know?
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Nothing. And closure!
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Closure-closure,
closure-closure.
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Oh, no. I got to know
what Marge's dad did,
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or said or rapped.
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Aha, and I've got
the magical footage right here.
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Don't look at it!
You've come so far.
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Inner peace has almost defeated
your outer rage.
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You've got to be strong, man.
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So if I look at
that piece of glass,
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I could change my fate
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and perhaps even risk
my very soul?
252
00:12:20,547 --> 00:12:23,252
Well, I'm cool with that.
253
00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:23,954
What the hell?!
254
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,826
But, Dad,
Homer has a good heart,
255
00:12:26,826 --> 00:12:28,997
and I'm going to marry him.
256
00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,901
Oh, honey, this Simpson fellow
will never provide for you.
257
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,740
He has jackass written
all over him.
258
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,445
Marge, do you have
any turpentine?
259
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,282
It's not coming off.
260
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,486
Hmm.
261
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:43,760
His friends did that
after he fell asleep at a party.
262
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,633
Homer's the sweetest person
I've ever met.
263
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,169
Every time I look into his eyes,
264
00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:51,610
I see someone who will
never stop loving me.
265
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,549
Oh... crap.
266
00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:57,020
Look, I'm gonna leave you
something special in my will
267
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,757
to make sure you're okay,
because you've found
268
00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:00,661
every father's worst nightmare:
269
00:13:00,661 --> 00:13:04,836
true love with a true loser.
270
00:13:04,836 --> 00:13:07,808
Loser? But I thought
Marge's dad liked me.
271
00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,679
He was always warning me about
272
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,750
doors hitting my butt
on the way out.
273
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,854
How dare he emasculate me
from beyond the grave?
274
00:13:13,854 --> 00:13:17,595
Uh-huh. I told you
not to look at it.
275
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:19,331
Wait, how could I remember
that talk
276
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:22,137
between Marge and her dad
if I wasn't around to see it?
277
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,443
You can see stuff like that
'cause you're a ghost now.
278
00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:27,280
You dead.
279
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:30,186
D'oh...!
280
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:31,956
I tried to tell you,
and you didn't want to hear me.
281
00:13:31,956 --> 00:13:35,798
You was eating your feelings
and carrying on.
282
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,169
Goobie-Woo knows what's good.
283
00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:41,375
I'm gonna see this
in every dream now.
284
00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:47,387
Oh, my God, I'm in heaven now.
285
00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,792
It's so huge, so majestic.
286
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,529
So red.
287
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,904
Ooh, it's one of heaven's
goaty-footed angels.
288
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:57,407
And look at that giant fork.
289
00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:01,415
Probably for eating
delicious, heavenly s'mores.
290
00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:02,985
Think again, pally.
291
00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:04,622
Ow!
292
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,291
Wait a second, I'm in hell?
But why?
293
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,997
Because you committed
the deadly sin of wrath
294
00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:11,435
against your father-in-law.
295
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:14,976
So what? Everybody hates
everybody these days.
296
00:14:14,976 --> 00:14:17,047
Plus the rest of
the seven deadly sins
297
00:14:17,047 --> 00:14:20,219
all in the last half second
of your life.
298
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,951
Whoo-hoo! I hit for the cycle!
299
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,988
Okay, so this is
where you check in
300
00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:40,393
for your eternal punishments.
301
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:40,861
Who are they?
302
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,305
That's our exchange program
we have with heaven.
303
00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:48,777
We send them people
condemned for sins
304
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:49,779
that aren't sins anymore.
305
00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:52,317
All aboard for those damned
306
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:57,026
for being gay between 5000 BC
and like ten years ago.
307
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,129
It's about damn time.
308
00:14:58,129 --> 00:15:00,333
Make way for Miss Thing!
309
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:03,707
Now arriving,
former residents of heaven
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00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:07,080
who are now considered bad
by today's standards.
311
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,884
Wherefore art I in hell?
312
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:10,219
I gave the world Othello.
313
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:13,392
Yeah, and performed it
in blackface.
314
00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:14,996
Get outta here.
315
00:15:16,131 --> 00:15:18,537
I didn't even actually
write the plays!
316
00:15:18,537 --> 00:15:21,976
Okay, Mr. Simpson,
looks like your punishment is
317
00:15:21,976 --> 00:15:23,412
to be boiled alive
for all eternity
318
00:15:23,412 --> 00:15:25,551
- in a lake of blood.
- All right.
319
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,786
Just wait over there.
320
00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:29,391
Oh, there's a line?
321
00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:33,032
Hey, do you mind if
I go ahead of you?
322
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,069
Yeah, in fact, I do mind.
323
00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:41,649
Oh, for... Oh...
324
00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:45,557
Fine, take this buzzer.
325
00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:46,993
When we're ready for you,
it'll electrocute you
326
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:48,897
and set your torso aflame!
327
00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:51,936
I know how buzzers work.
328
00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:58,149
Ooh, poker.
329
00:15:58,149 --> 00:16:00,521
Oh, boy, I got-a the best hand.
330
00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:01,890
I'm-a gonna win.
331
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:02,892
Ha! Nice bluff, Benito.
332
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:09,605
Marge's dead dad!
333
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,247
You thought
I wasn't worthy of Marge.
334
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:15,984
I'll kill you
and send you to super-hell!
335
00:16:15,984 --> 00:16:17,955
Hey, hey, behave yourself.
336
00:16:17,955 --> 00:16:20,594
We have standards here.
337
00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:22,163
Shut up, Tom Selleck!
338
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,201
What Marge's dad did to me
was super-sucky.
339
00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:27,273
It's probably the reason
he ended up here.
340
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:29,010
Actually, he ended up here
thanks to an unrelated
341
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,248
check forging scheme.
342
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:34,321
Checks. Remember them?
343
00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:36,124
Oh, crazy.
344
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,095
Homer, uh, let's you and me
take a walk.
345
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:41,034
Walking?
Oh, this really is hell.
346
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,573
I want to show you something.
347
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:47,548
Wow, another screen?
348
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:51,221
Yeah, this is hell.
Screens everywhere.
349
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:54,529
Mom, Dad, I'd like you
to meet Mercer.
350
00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:56,098
He designs board games.
351
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,235
Oh, like Parker Brothers?
352
00:16:58,235 --> 00:17:01,141
Yeah, like Parker Brothers. No.
353
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:04,381
You actually play that
mainstream corporate garbage?
354
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:07,120
You're so lucky
to be meeting me today.
355
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,124
Seriously, I am
so jealous of you.
356
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,359
Check this out.
357
00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,299
My new game
is gonna be a huge hit.
358
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,338
It combines the Stratego-ness
of Stratego,
359
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:19,612
the implicit sexual tension
of Twister,
360
00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:22,918
and the hard-driving whimsy
of Tic-Tac-Toe.
361
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,056
It's called Side-gammon.
362
00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:28,162
Who's up for a game? Huh?
363
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:31,034
Oh, come on!
364
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:32,403
It's super complicated!
365
00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:34,374
You'll be out
before you know it,
366
00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:36,411
and you'll be humiliated!
367
00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:38,950
Excuse me,
I have to go yell something
368
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:41,255
into your washer-dryer.
369
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:44,327
He really is brilliant,
and he has a good heart.
370
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:45,731
I'm going to marry him.
371
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,035
MERCER
I'm the Mozart of board games
372
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:49,070
and novelties!
373
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:52,443
Why, that guy's a total loser.
374
00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:54,414
I don't want him to marry Lisa.
375
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:57,387
Wait, I was never as bad
as him, was I?
376
00:17:57,387 --> 00:18:00,459
Actually, there was a time
377
00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,130
when I would have preferred
that guy to you.
378
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,533
Plus, you know what?
379
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,303
We got an advance copy
of Side-gammon,
380
00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:07,675
- and it's not bad.
- Oh, my God.
381
00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:10,313
I'm starting to see things
from another point of view.
382
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:11,549
Your point of view.
383
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,553
I didn't even know
other people had those.
384
00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:15,557
You were just worried
about Marge,
385
00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:17,226
the way I'd be worried
about Lisa.
386
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,132
No matter how old
and dead we get,
387
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,072
we just want to make sure
our little girls are okay.
388
00:18:23,072 --> 00:18:25,644
D'oh!
389
00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:28,115
Homer Simpson,
we are now ready
390
00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:30,286
to boil you for eternity
in a lake of blood.
391
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:34,227
Wow, suddenly
that doesn't sound so good.
392
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,268
Eh, you just had
an epiphany, pally,
393
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:39,505
which means you get
to go back to your life.
394
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:44,014
It's a dumb rule, but we need
a two-thirds vote to change it.
395
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:45,584
Which is also a dumb rule.
396
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,655
What can I say?
Hell ain't perfect.
397
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,825
Homer, you're getting
another chance.
398
00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:53,365
Now, get the hell out of hell
and go back to my daughter.
399
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,739
You heard the man.
Let's get your ass home.
400
00:18:59,578 --> 00:19:01,114
Ow!
401
00:19:01,114 --> 00:19:03,720
Damn, that hurt.
402
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,563
You died and went to hell.
403
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:09,932
Ralph knows.
404
00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,636
Whee!
405
00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:14,474
Thank you, Goobie-Woo.
406
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:17,080
I learned more
tumbling through the air
407
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,952
than I ever did
tumbling through my life.
408
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:27,200
- Dad!
- Homer!
409
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:31,208
Goobie-Woo.
410
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,913
Oh, Homie,
thank God you're okay.
411
00:19:40,059 --> 00:19:41,261
Homer, I have to ask you,
412
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:44,902
why did you send me
that angry text?
413
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,342
It doesn't matter.
414
00:19:48,342 --> 00:19:50,346
I have since set aside
my own ego
415
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,684
and learned to savor
my many blessings.
416
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:56,425
And you, my darling,
are foremost amongst them.
417
00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:59,297
I don't understand
a thing he's saying.
418
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,877
He seems to be in a lot of pain.
419
00:20:05,877 --> 00:20:07,614
Can't you give him something?
420
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:08,516
Absolutely not.
421
00:20:08,516 --> 00:20:09,685
No can do till we get
to the hospital.
422
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,605
Ah.
423
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:22,878
I guess I can go another month
without a new purse.
424
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:27,019
♪ That's the end, bitch ♪
425
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,157
♪ That's the end,
bitch ♪
426
00:20:29,157 --> 00:20:30,092
♪ That's the end. ♪
427
00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:32,598
That's the end.
428
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,002
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432
00:20:43,485 --> 00:20:45,891
You see, I'm a projection
of your psyche,
433
00:20:45,891 --> 00:20:47,393
and you're in the middle of
434
00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:50,433
a very traumatic life event.
And cut.
435
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,936
Now we should move on
to the part
436
00:20:51,936 --> 00:20:53,773
where your character slaps Dad.
437
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,109
Wait a minute,
isn't that just a sound effect?
438
00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:58,817
No, it's got to be real.
Right, Lizzo?
439
00:20:58,817 --> 00:21:03,125
Uh, seems a bit excessive to me,
but, hey, pshh, you're the kid.
440
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,229
You know what?
If you're uncomfortable,
441
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,433
you don't have to do it.
442
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,772
I could do it for you.
And action!
443
00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:12,644
Maybe a few more for safety?
444
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,552
Whose safety?
I don't feel safe!
445
00:21:16,552 --> 00:21:19,357
Ow. Ow.
446
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:20,694
Why, you little...
447
00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:21,562
This beat is fire.
448
00:21:21,562 --> 00:21:24,969
Yo, Lisa, how 'bout
I get Sasha Flute,
449
00:21:24,969 --> 00:21:27,039
you get your saxamaphone,
450
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,043
and we, uh, jam?
451
00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,814
I'd love to.
452
00:21:30,814 --> 00:21:33,051
Ow. Ow.
453
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:35,824
Ow. Stop that.
454
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:42,805
Ow. Ow. Ow.
455
00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:46,077
Why, you little...
456
00:21:46,077 --> 00:21:48,081
Ow.
457
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,454
Shh!
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