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Meet George Jetson

His boy Elroy

Daughter Judy

Jane his wife

Breakfast, everyone.

Come and get it.

Now hear this.

I'm glad I got here

before the rockets went off.

- Hungry? - Starving.

- Me too. - Me roo.

Me too.

- What's on the menu?

- You'll have to ask Judy.

She's cooking breakfast this morning.

It's something I learned in

cooking class just yesterday.

I didn't realize it was so late.

- Me either. - Me reither.

I gotta get to work

or Spacely will dock me.

Yeah, and I got a Martian

history test. Can't miss it.

George, Elroy, come back here, you two.

'You wanna hurt Judy's feelings?'

That's okay. I'm not insulted, mother.

'Get back here this microsecond, Astro.'

Good boy, Astro.

You came back on your own.

And I didn't have to say a word.

- You ridn't?

- Okay, everybody.

Eggs Copernicus coming up.

I'll take your other breakfasts anytime.

Me roo.

I can't understand what's wrong.

'The Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle broke down again.'

That's what's wrong.

And I think it's high time

we get a new one, George Jetson.

A new one? What's wrong with this one?

Nothing as far as I can see.

You just gotta learn how to duck better.

Okay, so I'm not as fast as I used to be.

Pull the plug on that thing, Rosie.

breakfast, lunch and dinner'

'George, we can't spend

ducking food.

What do you wanna do, Jane?

Get rid of this Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle?

We've had it since we were married.

It's an old friend.

A member of the wedding.

What do you think, Rosie?

Keep your wife and divorce the old friend.

Or, we start eating out three times a day.

Three times a day?

Okay, okay, the

Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle lobby wins.

'What's the most popular food on Mars?'

Is it chocolate gremnedies, manitoid pizza

or fission-fried chicken?

Gremnedies. It's gremnedies.

I-is it gremnedies?

That's absolutely correct!

These questions are a snap.

Anybody with half an IQ could get them.

'And tonight my family'll be on the show'

battling for the grand galactic prize.

Maybe old Cogsy should

see me on Family Fallout

so he'll know what kind

of a man he's up against.

I'm sorry, but I'm not here right now.

Please leave your name and

number and income-tax bracket.

Ooh, I hate those answering machines.

Meantime, remember, when you need a cog

what name rings a bell?

Cogswell Cogswell Cogswell

I'd like to ring

your bell, you ding-a-ling.

If you want a cog that no one can sell.

Call Cogswell Cogswell Cogswell

Absolutely correct.

The hypotenuse of the glass'

degree divided by pi.

Some of the families on

this show are pretty sharp.

Now where can I find an opponent

who is sure to lose the game?

Somebody really dumb.

Excuse me, Mr. Spacely. I know

how you hate to be bothered...

Jetson, come right in.

I was just thinkin' of you.

'Have a seat, my good man.'

Well, the reason I wanted to see

you, Mr. Spacely, was that... -

- Me first, George.

Have you ever heard of Family Fallout?

- Sure. Isn't that the quiz show - where you win lots of money?

You're smarter than I thought, Jetson.

'Have you ever thought

of trying out for it?'

Me? Ha! How could I ever get on the show?

Connections, connections, my boy.

You're looking at a friend whose

middle name is connections.

No, I wouldn't want you to go

to any trouble, Mr. Spacely.

Nonsense. What are friends for?

You'd like to be on the show, wouldn't you?

- Well, sure, but the questions - they ask are pretty tough.

George, my boy, don't

underestimate yourself.

More than necessary.

- 'And besides, with winnings - you'll get on the show'

'you won't ever have to

ask me for a raise again.'

Congratulations.

You've won the grand galactic prize.

'Say hello to your brand-new

Alpha Beta Romeo.'

'But that's not all.'

'We're sending you and your loved ones'

'on an all-expense paid trip

to beautiful Las Venus!'

Yes, for seven days and seven

nights of heavenly bliss.

And as an extra added bonus

you'll be receiving, tax free, $5,000,000!

See what I mean, champ?

Just leave it to me and I'll make sure

you get a tryout for the game.

Wow, I can't wait till I tell Jane.

Jetson is the perfect employee.

Trusting, loyal and gullible.

Family Fallout?

You know, mother, it's that show where

the emcee goes around kissing everybody.

Yuck!

Elroy, those yuck kisses

could be worth $5,000,000 if you win.

- I'm all puckered, Mr. J.

- Hold that pucker, Rosie.

Mr. Spacely just got us a tryout.

We're not on the show yet.

Why do you suppose he's

being so nice all of a sudden?

You underestimate him, Jane.

Underneath that sneaky, mean exterior

lies a kind, caring human being.

I'd have to see the x-rays first.

We'll never get on that show anyway.

The families are all so hyper.

Well, when I think of $5,000,000

and all those prizes

I can get pretty hyper too.

Especially when you think of all

the Food-a-Rac-a-Cycles it would buy.

Well, it's a family quiz.

And we're a family.

And if we're doing it together...

Right, dad, that's the key word. Together.

How are we gonna do it?

Together!

How are we gonna do it?

Together!

'Three, two, one, blast off!'

It's time for Family Fallout.

With the star of the show, that lovable

huggable, kissable host Richard Rocketeer.

Hiya, hiya, hiya.

Is everybody ready

for some nuclear family warfare?

Then let's meet our first

contestants, The Jetsons!

Hello, Georgie boy, tell us

a little bit about yourself.

Well, I'm a digital index operator

at Spacely Space Sprockets.

And I love Family Fallout.

And I love you.

Mwah mwah mwah

I love this part of the show.

- And how are you, my little...

- Go ahead, Rocketeer.

- Make my day.

- He-he! Boys will be boys.

And now let's welcome your

opponents, the Spacelys!

M-M.. M-Mr. Spacely?

Jetson? What a surprise to find you here.

Yeah, what a surprise.

So you two know each other.

Of course. Everyone knows me.

I'm the owner of Spacely Space Sprockets.

The favorite sprocket of

sprocket lovers everywhere.

And this is my dear wife,

Stella, my son, Arthur his dog, Zero,

and my, revered mother-in-law,

Mrs. Meltdown.

I-it's time to play Family Fallout.

'Now remember, the family who

answers the most questions'

'correctly will go home with

the grand galactic prize.'

Okay, here's your first question.

What is Kepler's third law

of planetary motion?

Sorry, Jane, I..

I'll take a chance.

The squares of the periods of

any two planets are proportional

to the cubes of their mean

distances to the sun.

That's absolutely correct.

I've just been informed that computers

are not allowed on Family Fallout.

But, gee, Rosie's not a computer.

She's a part of our family.

I'm sorry, Elroy, but those are the rules.

Roy. Roy.

Right here. Do it, right here!

- Cut it out, Astro.

- Now that's much better.

Rhanks, Richie.

This game will be a cinch to win now.

I hope so, Cosmo.

Mother and I did not come down

here to waste our time.

You'd better believe it, buster.

Okay, now here's your next question.

Name the famous rock 'n' roller

who conquered the universe with his big hit

Eep Oop Ork.

Jet Screamer, who else?

'Good brainwave.'

What do you expect?

She's a teenager.

Don't worry, dear. I'm sure

you'll get the next one.

Ready? What famous clothing designer

created the shredded look after his pants

were ruined by a runaway lawn mower?

I know, I know.

It's-it's-it's.. It's

on the tip of my tongue.

- It's Calvin Clone.

- 'Right on the circuit.'

If we lose, I'm asking Mother

to move in with us immediately.

That's right, bonehead.

- This togetherness is really - paying off, daddy.

These questions are easy.

The big question is,

where am I gonna work if we win?

And here we go again.

Whose picture is on the front

of a trillion-dollar bill?

I've got it!

It's J. Paul Galaxy the 27th.

Good for you, Cosmo.

You're finally catching up.

George, we can't let Mr. Spacely get ahead.

But if we don't, he'll have mine.

The score is Spacelys seven, Jetsons six.

'Pretty exciting.'

- Time is running out. - We're getting closer to the end.

And it just may be the end of you, Jetson.

I wish you wouldn't put it that way.

Okay, everybody. According

to TV Galactic Guide who's the most popular

space monster on television?

Gee, that's easy.

It's Mogzilla.

'Alright! Alright, good answer!'

'Game is tied. Game is tied.'

Ooh, you ought to be tied, Jetson.

- To a stake.

- What do you think, folks?

- Should we bring the - Jetsons and the Spacelys

Back to battle it out?

I'm so excited, George.

I'm feeling lucky.

I feel in my bones we're gonna win.

Me too. Even in the ones

that are gonna be broken.

I'm so nervous I can hardly push a button.

Jetson seems to have his mind

On things other than work.

I'll just give him a little

push. Over the edge, that is.

Jetson! What's wrong?

Too busy thinking?

Is this what I'm paying you for?

Well, you see, Mr. Spacely, I..

Long time, no see.

Very funny, RUDI, very funny.

Get to work, Jetson!

No gabbing on company time.

Here's your assignment for today.

This will take days to punch out.

You'd better have it done

before quitting time

or you can call it quits.

will never be the same.

I'm ruined. My finger

Don't worry, Jetson.

If you win on Family Fallout

you'll be home early

every day. Get the message?

I get it, Mr. Spacely.

I get it.

And I'm gonna get it

from Jane if I don't win.

I sure put the fear of Spacely into Jetson.

I'm such a genius I can hardly stand it.

Don't push it, Spacely.

RUDI, old boy, I'm glad to

see you're in a good mood 'cause I've got

a little job for you.

Now this is what I want you to do.

From McDippers today, dear?

I.. I can't talk.

George, what's wrong?

- Aghh. - 'Sore throat?'

Are you sure this isn't

a Spacely sore throat?

- It would be a way of - getting out of tonight's show.

No.

'Well, in that case,

I'd better call Dr. Radius.'

Dr. Radius at your service.

What seems to be the problem?

Can't talk?

Stick out your tongue.

Ooh.

How does it look, doctor?

Is it serious?

Well, this looks to me like

a psychological sore throat caused by

hyper-drive tension.

Hyper-drive tension?

That's correct, Mrs. Jetson.

And I'd advise you to keep George away

from any activities that could cause him

any more stress, like work or..

We were supposed to be

on Family Fallout tonight.

TV quiz shows are definitely

out of the question.

Well, psychological or not, George

the kids and I are gonna win this game.

With or without you.

battle on Family Fallout.'

'Welcome to another devastating

So let's bring back

the Jetsons and the Spacelys.

Where's old Jittery George?

He's at home with a case of

lunar-gitis. Thanks to you.

I don't know why on earth

you would ever say that.

You know very well why I'm

saying that, Mr. Spacely.

Now, now. Temper, temper, temper.

Now, now, folks, save your

strength for the game.

Here's your first question.

According to the song,

I Left My Chip in Supernova what instrument

did the Monkey Boys play?

That's easy, the clusterphone.

Clusterphone?

That's right, the clusterphone!

Good for you, Astro.

I don't believe it.

I never thought dog-training school

would do him this much good.

I guess he takes after me.

What am I saying?

'If I was really smart, I never would have'

- 'gotten myself in this mess - in the first place.'

Ready to blast off?

Here's your next question.

'Name the Nova Prize

winning author who wrote'

'Of Mice and Martians.'

Rohn Starbuck.

Right! John Starbuck.

Cosmo, how can you let

that dog humiliate us in front of millions?

Don't worry, dear,

I've got a secret weapon.

And it had better work, you dimwit!

Now here's a tough one.

If you are vacationing

on the brightest star

in the Andromeda constellation

where would you be?

- Al... - Alphetraz.

It has an apparent magnitude

of 2.1 and is as denoted as..

- 'Alphetraz it is.'

- 'Alright! Alright.'

- I knew that.

- Don't worry, Astro.

You'll get the next one.

This is the worst

antenna ache I ever had.

Y-you see, dear, I told you

that winning this game would be as easy

as pi to the 90th degree.

Just keep up the good work, Cosmo.

We're on our way to that grand prize.

Or you'll have me for a roommate.

I've gotta find a cure

for this static fray.

This noise is giving me a short circuit.

I must be getting closer to its source.

Suffering silicone.

I had a feeling in my tubes that

Mr. J's boss was behind this.

Name the most popular

bubbly beverage on Venus.

Spanglo-Fish with a twist of lime.

Spanglo-Fish with a twist of lime.

So that's how he got so smart.

Well, I'll give him a

brainstorm he'll never forget.

Hey-y-y-y, what do you think you're doing

with my circuits, lady?

I'm turning you into an honest

computer, that's what.

What planet's highest military

honor is the Flugomott?

Is it Titanius?

Dwarfus? Or the planet Squeegie?

The planet..

Yeow!

Sorry, Cosmo. That's not

the answer we're looking for.

What's wrong with you?

My ears are on fire.

I always said he was nothing but a hothead.

Okay, everyone, here's our big chance

to catch up and we're doing it together.

Thirty seconds left to play.

Game is tied.

Okay, families, this is it.

A final question to decide

this game once and for all.

Are you ready?

- Ready!

- Ret's ro!

What's he saying?

For the grand galactic prize

can you tell me what the

letters RUDI stand for?

RUDI?

- Gee. Do you know, Astro?

Reats re.

Where's your secret weapon now, skinhead?

What? What'd you say?

Time is running out.

Time is running out.

Gee, mom, it looks like

our luck is running out.

- George!

- I know the answer.

'I knew you wouldn't let us down, dad.'

Jetson? What's he doing here?

RUDI stands for Referential

Universal Differential Indexer.

That's absolutely, positively,

undeniably correct!

Congratulations, you've

just won Family Fallout.

What's going on?

The Jetsons won!

Jetson won?

How could he do this to me?

Jetson, you're fired!

'Say the word, George'

And the grand galactic prize is yours.

Or you can choose what's

behind the force field.

'It could be anything

from a brand-new space car'

'to a worthless piece of space junk.'

That's what you'll be when

I'm through with you, Jetson.

A worthless piece of junk.

One more thing, George.

Since you're big the winner,

if you choose the force field your opponent

will automatically 'take home the

grand galactic prize.'

Take the force field, lame brain.

Well, what will it be, George?

The grand galactic prize,

or the force field?

I'll take what's behind

the force field.

George, how could you do such a thing?

Well, I..

I hope you enjoy eating fine cosmic cuisine

'because you'll be making lots

of it with your brand-new'

'Supersonic Big Dipper Deluxe Menu-lator'

'the latest in Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle'

'furnished by Retro Rockets Incorporated.'

George, you're wonderful.

Jetson, you're back on my team again.

And I won't even give you a pay cut.

Gee, thanks, Mr. Spacely, you're all heart.

Hey, Rocketeer, let's see what I won.

Clear out the garage and the house

because you'll need lots and lots of room

'for you and your entire family will be'

'receiving a lifetime supply'

'of Cogswell's cogs!'

Cogswell's cogs?

was too much for him.