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[music playing]

DUTCHY: All right, weapons are hot.

Protect your ears.

Firing, engage!

[gunfire] - Whoa!

Whoa! Stop firing!

Stop firing!

Ha, ha!

I'm so sorry, Dutchy, I--

Hate guns, yeah.

Well, unfortunately, you're part

of the defense forces, Bird, so you

need to know how to use one.

Ah!

How's Dutchy's combat training going?

Ah! uh!

I think he's got his hands full.

- And down! - Ah!

Ahhh!

Ooph!

OK.

Now, I want you to give me a strike to the groin.

- Uh, like that? - That's it.

OK.

Heel strike to the face.

Um.

There.

Now, I want you to grab my wrist.

That's it.

Grab my shoulder.

Grab my-- OK.

You all right?

BIRD: Yeah.

Just--

Why don't you go sit down?

BIRD: Yeah.

Bitten off more than you can chew?

Yeah.

Junior sailors need a bit of work.

Remember, you've had survival training.

They haven't.

That's why I was thinking maybe during shore

leave, take them on an exped.

Won't know what hit them.

Sounds good.

Go for it.

Exped!

Exped, exped!

Whoo!

[laughter]

What's an exped?

It's a Navy expedition.

It's a team building exercise.

2DADS: It's just an excuse to go camping, and do

a little bit of fishing, and get seriously

pissed at the Navy's expense.

So why can't I go?

Because it's junior sailors only.

Well, that's not fair.

Aw.

The world's not fair, which is why God invented

beer, to numb the pain. - Mmm.

And it's your shout.

[laughter]

Another wine?

We're alongside tomorrow, so why not.

Thanks.

[phone ringing]

Oh, Mike!

Stuart?

Good to see you.

I think you just missed Ryan.

[groaning]

[theme music]

So are you going to tell me who that was?

Stuart White, Ryan's father.

What?

I have no idea.

He's obviously got the wrong end of the stick about something.

And you aren't going to do anything about it?

I'll sort it out, tomorrow.

You don't need a hairbrush, you don't

need moisturizer or deodorant.

What-- Dutchy!

I'm sure your skin can survive one

night without chemicals, Bird.

Sir.

All right.

What are you, five?

Let's have a look.

What's all this crap?

Hey!

It's essential survival gear.

You've got suntan lotion, bug spray, antiseptic cream--

pharmaceutical necessities.

It's all crap.

2Dads, where are you going?

We should get started, Dutchy.

Find us a nice comfy campsite.

Keep a water bottle, nothing else.

What are you doing with the--

Let's get one thing straight here, guys.

This is not a piss up.

We're here to learn something.

We're going to catch our own food.

We have water, two Motorola radios, and no sat phone.

That's it.

Bug spray would be nice about now.

Oh, Robert, man up.

They're just mozzies for Pete's sake.

Yes, they carry yellow fever and malaria.

Not this far south.

Well, dengue fever then.

You've got about one in 10,000 chance of catching that.

And you're happy with those odds, are you?

What is it?

Something's moved through here in the past few minutes.

What kind of something?

Man-eating tigers, killer grizzlies?

Probably a rabbit, judging by the tracks.

It would be a handy source of food.

Speaking of which, when are we going to stop for some lunch?

Quit worrying about your stomach.

We're going to set up camp first.

[sighs].

OK, this is the perfect spot to set up camp.

We've got fresh water over the hill, got lots of dry

firewood everywhere to start a fire,

and good canopy overhead in case it rains.

Won't we be in tents?

No, no, no.

We're going to sleep out in the open.

I'm going to teach you how to make your own shelter.

Oh, talk about hardcore.

It's like we're in our own episode of that Wild

Survival wanker dude.

There's pollen in the air.

It's quite a high count too.

So?

Take something.

Dutchy threw my antihistamines into the RHIB.

What is that?

Eyelash curler.

It must've fallen out of my makeup bag when I packed.

Your makeup bag?

This isn't Girl Guides camp, Bird.

I know.

You know what?

If you're not up to this exped, maybe should just

think about quitting the Navy altogether

and choose a different profession.

You know, one where you don't need

to know how to fire a weapon, or defend yourself,

or protect an actual border.

Whoa, Dutchy, take a chill pill.

Bit of an overreaction.

Why don't you guys just go fishing?

Fishing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a line and tackle in there.

Just go catch us some dinner.

And don't forget the Motorola.

Bird, you coming.

No, I'll stay with Dutchy.

Suit yourself.

Whatever.

[laughs] Come on, Robbie.

Bird, I'm sorry, mate.

I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.

The guys were right.

No, maybe I'm not cut out for this, the Navy.

No, no, no.

Come on.

Let's go catch some dinner.

Aren't RO and 2Dads doing that?

Ha!

Wouldn't trust them to catch the clap in a Bangkok brothel.

Sir, I was just bringing Commander White down

to see you.

Thanks X.

Oh, I'll leave you to it.

That's nasty.

Yeah.

Might have avoided it if you'd warned me.

Well, you know, I did try to call you, Mike.

You going to explain or would you like me to guess?

Stewart got suspicious when Ryan's bone marrow

wasn't a match for his, so he went off

and had a discreet DNA test.

Came back negative?

Last night, he confronted me.

Demanded to know if he wasn't Ryan's father,

then who the hell was.

You told him about us.

What choice did I have?

So, um, Ryan's my son?

OK.

OK.

You know we're going to have to tell Ryan before Stuart does?

I already told him.

So what do we do now?

Well, we're going to kill it, skin it, gut it, and cook it,

in that order.

Dutchy, I can't kill it.

Well, we're not going to eat it alive.

You are a chefo, right?

Yeah, but I cook pre-packed meat.

Dutchy, please, I watched Bambi, like, 100 times as a kid.

I can't kill Thumper.

All right.

Well, why don't you grab a pot, then head up to the lake

and fill it with water.

I'll get some firewood ready and--

I'll finish it.

Doing a bit of camping, huh, mate?

Yeah, that's right.

Oh!

You catch that all by yourself?

Mm-hmm.

He's pretty scrawny.

You here on your own?

Yeah.

Right, because I didn't--

I didn't see a boat anywhere.

I got dropped off.

What's with the two-way?

Oh, that's to call my mate when he arrives to pick me up.

Oh, yeah? When's that?

This afternoon.

Yeah, so what are you blokes doing out here?

Hunting by the looks of it.

Wouldn't have thought there's much to hunt out here,

apart from rabbit.

Oh, you'd be surprised.

So you're going to invite us for food?

It'd be the sociable thing to do.

Yeah, sure.

I was just going to cut it up for the stew.

You guys thigh or breast men?

Oh, breast, definitely.

Yeah, I'm more of a thigh man myself.

- You're a thigh man? - Yeah.

There's something about the thigh.

So tender. - Yeah, juicy.

It is tender.

You want a bullet in the brain there, brother?

Put it down.

Put it down.

Tie him up.

You got him there?

Yeah.

Move it.

This might come in handy.

Yeah, you shouldn't leave a fire going out in the bush.

Swallow your backwash?

I'll drink my own water, thank you very much.

Who says it's water?

Dutchy's not as clever as he thinks, eh?

[sneezes].

Here, guaranteed to stop your sneezing.

Really?

Yeah.

[coughs].

See?

See?

You stopped sneezing, you started coughing.

It's as rough as sandpaper.

Fine, you stick to your water, bourbon's my poison of choice.

Poison's the right word.

And it's not the only thing that'll

kill you on this island.

Snakes and spiders, crocodiles, and various plants--

ferns, blue-green algae, even deadly fungi.

Glories of nature, RO.

RO: Yeah, well, nature should be avoided

at all costs in my mind.

2DADS: Try telling Dutchy that.

The guy's having a ball out here.

[laughter]

Hey, look at him.

Thinks we're going to slip it to him.

Reckons he's going to get lucky, bro.

You're going to get lucky, mate?

No, you're too ugly, buddy.

I usually go for brunettes.

Put a wig on him.

[laughter]

[sneezes].

Leaky pipes, eh?

No, it's just hay fever.

It's just a blocked nose and blocked ears.

I meant what you're working on.

Oh, yeah.

Bird reckons that there's a leak in one of the pipes.

Shouldn't Marine Tech take a look at it?

[sneezes] Yeah, right.

I can do it with my eyes shut.

There's the leak.

[laughs] Big night, eh?

Ryan, just who I want to see.

That's a coincidence, sir.

I want to see you.

Step into my cabin.

What happened to you?

Got into a bit of a scrap last night.

Heard you did too.

Ryan, I'm sorry.

I don't want your apology, sir.

I know it's a shock and everything.

With all due respect, sir, you don't really know anything.

You don't have to call me "sir."

Well, what do you want?

Dad?

Ryan--

How long have you known?

I-- your mother and I only found

out for certain last night.

That's rubbish.

You must have at least suspected.

Ryan, it was one night, 19 years ago.

We both agreed it was a mistake.

So I'm a mistake, am I?

That's not what I meant.

What you mean?

You-- I don't know.

I'm trying to get my head around this too.

So what happens now?

For a start, I have to have you reassigned.

Fathers and sons can't serve on the same ship.

Great.

So you cheat with my mom, and I'm the one

who gets punished for it.

Look Ryan, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to--

Cut the crap!

You know, I-- I don't give a damn how sorry you are.

Midshipman, what's going--

Ryan!

[whimpering]

All right. Untie him.

Cuff him to that tree.

Go on.

[laughter]

Hey, Piggy!

Run.

Run.

Run!

Ah!

[laughter]

Wanna play pig boy?

[laughs] Look at him.

Come on, Piggy.

Go!

Shoot!

Go, go, go!

[deranged bird call]

Which way did she go?

[deranged bird call]

Oh, ah, fire!

Fire! Fire!

Charge?

Flame!

[alarm ringing]

You're all right.

Yes.

So stupid.

Let's these off.

I think it helped clear up my sinuses.

Amazing!

How did you not smell the gas, Charge, or hear the leak?

It wasn't Charge's fault.

He should never have been in there.

That was a job for Marine Tech.

Damn lucky it was only a small gas leak.

Any bigger, and the whole galley could have been set on fire.

Yes, sir.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

I've got no idea what could have started that gas leak.

Well, I have a pretty good idea.

That gas leak is right where Ryan kicked the wall.

It doesn't take Einstein to figure out how it happened.

Maybe I should question Ryan as to why he did it with a view

to disciplining.

I'll deal with Ryan.

I know I'm a little bit cactus,

but this is where our camp is supposed to be, right?

Well, it was when we left it.

They could at least got a fire still going for us.

Dutchy!

Bird?

Dutchy's idea of a joke.

Yeah, no, it's more likely a test.

I told you, you really are the worst tracker.

Well, you're a bad tracker too.

At least I don't pretend to be a bushman.

You're the one that makes us crap in sandwich bags

to hide our scent.

Well, maybe that's because I don't want to smell your crap.

[laughter]

2DADS [ON RADIO]: Hey, Dutchy!

Dutchy?

Where's the party, dude?

What's going on?

Dutchy, me and RO are at camp, and we've decided that we're

not going to participate in your silly little games,

so if you want to play Survivor by yourself,

we're not going to be part of it anymore.

Amen to that!

Amen to that!

We're just going to sit here and cook up all

the fish that we caught, so.

I knew he was full of it.

Camping alone.

Let's go.

Yeah.

[laughter]

[deranged bird calls]

[screams].

[screaming]

Oh, my gosh!

You have got to help me!

Those maniacs are trying to kill me!

Where are we going?

I've got to get to the camp before those animals do.

My friends are in danger. I have to warn them!

No! Listen to me!

We have got to get off this island before they kill us.

How did you get here?

They brought us here by boat.

Us?

Me and my boyfriend, Alex.

We paid them for a fishing trip, but then they brought us

to this place instead.

And they sat around getting high,

and then they started hunting us.

Hunting you?

Yeah, like it was some kind of sport or something for them.

What kind of people do that?

Sickos.

And you weren't the first.

Please?

I saw them catch Alex.

What if he's already dead?

Joke's gone far enough.

Dutchy, come on.

What are you trying to prove, mate, huh?

That you're tougher than us?

OK, fine.

You win.

You are the man!

[demented whine]

Dutchy?

TRAVIS [ON RADIO]: [creepy voice] Dutchy?

Dutchy!

Little Dutchy!

Quit the crap, mate.

We're cold and we're hungry.

Give it to me.

Quite frankly I'm getting sick of these survival garbage.

TRAVIS [ON RADIO]: [weird voice] Ah!

Dutchy!

[laughter]

Yeah, OK, Dutchy, you're freaking us out.

You happy?

[deranged bird call]

If you think we're not going to get

you back for this big time, you're living in a dream.

What?

[weird voice] Dutchy!

[gunshot]

Ah!

Oh, my gosh!

We have to get out of here.

Oh!

Right.

Please!

I don't want to die!

OK, OK, OK.

Please!

You said they brought you in a boat?

Jodi, where's their boat?

Jodi, where's their boat?

It's on the beach by their camp.

TRAVIS: Keep moving.

Dutchy!

2Dads, you OK?

Leave him, leave him, leave him.

Keep walking.

Camping on your own, eh, pig boy?

[snorts]

Wait, what does your boyfriend, Alex, look like?

He's a big guy.

Well built, short blonde hair.

Why?

Oi!

Where are you going?

You're not going to help me?

Wait, no, Jodi, not yet!

But you said--

But I have to go back to the camp!

No!

Jodi, I have to see if Dutchy's still alive!

Yeah, but you said you saw him die.

No, maybe, I don't know.

I saw someone die, but it could have been--

- Alex. - I have to go back.

If there's a chance that either of them is still alive--

I'm really scared.

So am I, you have to trust me though, OK?

Just hide in the boat, OK?

Hide.

Come the morning, we're going to have

ourselves a little turkey hunt.

We're going to let you run, hunt you

down, pick you off one by one.

Why are you doing this?

Why not?

[laughter]

That's not an answer.

Oh, that's not an answer.

I don't know, mate.

What?

Too many drugs.

No, it's because there's so much violence on television

these days.

We've become desensitized.

Yeah, we're just mindless drones

who don't know the difference between fantasy and reality.

Yeah, don't forget video games.

Kill a few million zombies, and the novelty wears off, huh?

[static]

[maniacal laughing]

Hey, you know-- what are you doing?

What are you doing? - What you think I'm doing?

I was going to sell those in town.

Hey, what do I always say?

Don't leave a trace.

Hey, where's that knife.

That knife that was here?

[boat engine sputtering]

That's the Kiwi bitch.

Pretty tough starting the boat without the spark plug.

[laughter]

Let's go have a look.

Behave, boys.

Gobble, gobble!

[laughter]

Hey.

Bird!

Bird!

Bird!

Bird, you've got to find the key to the handcuffs.

Check through their stuff.

Go look in the tin.

Hurry up!

Hurry up, Bird! Can't

I can't find it.

What if it's not here?

They might have it on them.

Use this-- use this knife.

Hurry up!

Use the sharp edge, and--

and try to break the chain.

Hurry.

[scream]

[gunshot]

It's not working!

OK, OK.

Come on, Bird.

You can do it.

OK, Bird, this is what you're going to have to do.

You have to saw off one of my thumbs down near the wrist, OK?

What?

No, it's the only way.

It's the only option.

No!

Yes, you have to!

- No! - You have to!

Please, don't ask me to do that!

Then they're going to come back here

and they're going to kill us all.

Please Bird, you saw off one of my thumbs

so I can get my hand free.

Just do it.

Do it!

I can't!

- Bird, you have to! - I can't!

I can't!

OK, there's nothing you can do here.

Just take the knife, get to the other side of the island--

Dutchy!

Yes!

Just save yourself.

Just wait till morning.

Wait for the RHIB and Swain.

I can't!

I can't!

- Bird, go! - Just go!

Bird, go!

You've got to go!

Get out of here!

Go!

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Charge, what's taking so long?

We're running half an hour behind.

All crew accounted for, sir, except for a Midshipman White.

I tried to call him, but he's not answering his phone.

Ryan won't be sailing with us today.

He won't?

Can I ask why not?

Well, he's been landed pending transfer to another boat.

Oh, I didn't know that, sir.

Well, we'll discuss it later.

Right now, we're running half an hour

late picking up our exped team.

I wouldn't worry too much, boss.

I'm sure Dutchy will have them marching up and down the beach

like a well-oiled machine.

How do I want to play this?

Team sport or individual pursuit?

Individual.

Nice.

I think I'm going to take Pretty Boy Joey first.

And then you can catch smart-mouth.

Snaky.

Snake.

I mean, look at pig boy.

He's not going to be much trouble with a stuffed leg.

[laughter]

Pig boy!

[grunts]

Ah!

Maybe we should just put a bullet in him now.

Mercy kill.

Hey, pig boy!

[laughter]

We'll have a bit of fun with him first.

All right.

OK.

Up you get. Get up.

Get up.

Ah!

Yeah, there you go.

I'm going to run you through the rules.

There are no rules.

[laughs] Now, what I want you to do is,

I want you to take off that way and you run like there's no

tomorrow, because there isn't.

I'll give you 20 count, and then it's game on.

You ready?

You ready?

One, two, three, go.

Go on, mate, you're a free man.

Off you go.

Run, or I'll put a bullet in his head in three seconds.

Three, two--

Run. Run, mate.

There we go.

Run.

Oh!

Oh, Skippy!

Too easy, mate.

Put that thing on the ground!

Oh, hello.

Where did you come from?

I said drop the crossbow!

Drop the crossbow.

You guys are just breeding like rabbits, aren't ya?

Shh.

You're soft, we'll just take our time.

I'm just going to take my time with you.

Mmm!

[sniffs] You smell good.

Are you OK?

Yeah, you?

I'm OK.

It's busted.

It's useless.

What?

The bow.

You must've stepped on it.

OK, um--

I'll distract the other guy.

Turn him over.

I'll make him chase me.

Here.

You go uncuff Dutchy and 2Dads, you run straight to the beach.

Swain should be there any minute with the RHIB.

No, no, no, look, Robert--

Just-- just do what I say, Bird!

Dutchy's injured, OK?

He's going to need to be carried.

Look at me.

I can't do that.

I'll be the distraction.

Where are you, Travis?

You're next, snaky.

Hey!

We've got to go back for her.

She'll meet us at the beach.

She can't outrun that maniac, RO!

I wouldn't be so sure of that, 2Dads.

Stop, stop, stop! Put me down!

Put me down!

I've got to pull this out.

That's not a good idea, Dutchy.

Dutchy!

[grunting in pain] Ah!

[gunshot]

Henry!

Henry!

Travis?

It's a trap!

They got the key!

You'll keep.

Where's the RHIB?

It's 0700.

Swain should be here by now.

Yeah.

Whoa, let me down.

OK.

Easy, easy.

Easy.

[sounds of struggle]

Get him! Get him!

Get him! - Yeah, yeah!

You're not going to shoot me.

Sweet little thing like you?

Why don't you give me the gun?

Oh, look at you, shaking.

Frightened out of your mind.

You and I both know that you're not going

to pull the trigger, right?

Why don't you put it down before you do yourself an injury?

It's Bird, RO.

[gunshots]

Ah!

You took a hell of a risk pulling out

that bolt. Just going to have make sure it

doesn't get infected, OK?

Do you know how many dead bodies were on the island?

Bird said she saw three of them, sir.

Plus the New Zealand couple.

Wish I could have done something for them.

You did, Dutchy.

You caught their killers.

[knocking]

Dutchy wants to see you in the wardroom.

[knocking]

Come in.

You wanted to see me?

Yeah.

How are you doing?

Better than you, by the looks things.

Looks can be deceiving.

Bird, The only reason we're all still alive

is because you didn't follow my instructions when

I told you to run and hide.

I wanted to.

Which makes what you did all the more brave.

Brave?

Dutchy, I've never been so scared.

Me neither.

I'm very proud of you, Bird.

You're a damn fine sailor.

The Navy's lucky to have you.

I still hate guns.

They're all yours boys.

[radio dispatch]

Over and out.

I just spoke to Maxine.

It looks like Ryan's gone AWOL.

Well, why would he do something like that?

I thought he liked being in the Navy.

There's something I have to tell you.

I'm not transferring Ryan off the boat

because he's my godson.

Then

Why?

I'm posting him off because he's my son.

What?

I'm Ryan's father.

[theme music]