Original subtitles

Another beautiful navy day, X.

Yeah, it is.

I bet Commander Flynn's green with envy.

What do you think of the new CO?

He's not Mike Flynn.

I have no idea.

I haven't had a chance speak with him

since he's taken this command.

- Morning all. - Morning, sir.

XO: Morning, sir.

Morning.

X, we've been on operations a while now.

I think it's time the crew got to let off a little bit

of steam, don't you?

What did you have in mind, sir?

Crew bonding, you know.

Get to know each other better.

It's called Operation Relax.

Relax.

Yeah.

[interposing voices]

Let's start bringing them down now, Swaino.

Yes, sir.

That's an order.

Aye-aye.

Hit him.

That was a clear foul!

He fouled!

Coburn!

You've got to love a CO mixing with the common man.

He doesn't put enough emphasis on communications.

You sound as though you're resistant to the change.

You don't miss Mike Flynn?

X!

Fair go!

Just going for the ball, Bomber.

No balls here, 2 Dads.

Hey.

Nice one.

Oh, nice one, 2 Dads.

Don't look at me.

You kicked it, you go get it.

Oh, fine.

Run, Forrest, run!

And watch out for the crocs.

Gross, something died.

[squelching]

Come on.

Get-- wha!

[gunfire]

X, Swain, let's go.

2 Dads!

Over here.

That is a putrid stench.

Oh.

XO: Ugh.

Crocs there, sir.

Was.

Someone's killed all the crocs and skinned them.

Poachers.

They've taken the eggs as well, the mongrels.

[retching]

Is not on.

This is Australian territory.

Crocs are protected.

I'm gonna stop this injury.

[theme music]

[gunshots]

[explosion]

Sorry, X, got caught up.

Nice perfume.

Thank you.

[knocking]

WHITE: Come in.

So where do you think these poachers are coming from?

My guess is the Teluk Islands.

I've spent a bit of time there recently.

There's a fat market in Rukara, flogging

skins and live juvenile crocs.

[knocking]

Mike Flynn's my right hand, I'd like him to hear this, too.

Congratulations on your promotion.

Steve.

X.

Sir.

FLYNN: Hope you're taking good care of Hammersley.

Like a duck to water, sir.

Lieutenant McGregor has been showing me the ropes.

Steve's just been filling me in on some serious croc

poaching operating in our waters.

Yeah, it's nesting season, so eggs are rife.

I reckon they'll be back over the coming weeks.

Croc trade's worth millions worldwide.

They get about $600 a skin.

Which to them is worth more than a human life,

let alone a poor crock.

You seem to have a bit of a soft spot for them.

It's a fascinating creature, the crocodile.

No oil painting, but their mating and sexual rituals

are very passionate, very romantic.

Well, it seems we may have an opportunity here.

What do you think, Mike?

Ma'am?

To nab the poachers.

Oh, yes.

I think it's worth a shot.

Some nighttime surveillance, might get lucky.

Well, with your permission, ma'am,

we'll sail this afternoon.

Good.

Sir, perhaps the night off before we sail?

We've been--

Sorry, X, got a head of steam up on this one.

I'll make it up to the crew once we've

nabbed ourselves some poachers.

Lieutenant, a word before you leave, please.

You take your time, X. I'll be waiting in the car.

Yes, sir.

You and Steve Irwin have clearly hit it off.

He's very knowledgeable and obviously very fond

of crocodiles.

Crocodiles.

You're fitting in well here.

It's better than I thought.

I suppose I should have done it earlier.

You were right.

Well, I guess we'll see each other once you've

nabbed those poachers.

Guess we will.

This rotation you're in the galley, which basically

means you're my assistant.

You'll need those.

And that.

And you can start with these potatoes.

OK.

Oh, Bird, I was looking for you.

Dinner's not for another two hours.

2 DADS: Check it out.

[gasping]

Oh, is-- is that a?

Croc egg.

Yes.

I rescued him from that nest we found.

Poachers must have missed it.

It's undamaged.

He wants you to cook it.

Don't listen to him.

He's inhumane.

Now I'm going to nurture him and I'm

going to hatch a little crock.

What, so it can grow into a man eating killer?

That's a great idea, 2 Dads.

I'm going to take him to a sanctuary when I hatch him.

I think that is really sweet of you, 2 Dads.

Isn't it?

No comment.

Bird, the gash needs ditching.

Hey, hey, I can do that.

Bird, hold on.

I'll do that. Here.

You hold onto it.

Be very gentle.

Robert, why is everyone paying all this attention to Bird?

Well, I thought it would have been pretty obvious.

I mean she's really sweet.

Come on, RO.

Everyone falling over themselves to be nice to her,

and I'm just ignored.

Come on, Bomber, you're not ignored.

You're just--

What?

Well, you're one of the boys.

Sir, we're coming up on the croc grounds now.

Very good.

Slow ahead, both engines.

Slow ahead both engines.

Charge, let's kill the nav lights.

Darkening the ship, sir.

X, have a rib crew on standby ready to launch.

Sir, rib crew's standing by.

Excellent.

I love an X who can anticipate an order.

All right, we'll settle in for some surveillance.

Oh no.

2 Dads!

The croc, it's hatched.

Where is he?

I just came in and it was gone.

You lost him?

Where is he?

No, no, he's not-- he's not here, I've looked.

I thought you were looking after him.

We're gonna have to search his whole boat before somebody

loses a finger or toe, Bird.

Come on, help me look.

I have a contact at green 1-0 range six nautical miles.

Very good.

Dutchy, can you pick that up on the FLIR?

DUTCHY: Yes, sir, I've got it.

It's a possible FFV.

She's stationary.

STEVE: Well, there's no activity on deck.

Not much fishing going on there.

Follow me.

OK, they're sitting there, and there's an estuary just there.

X, get a RHIB into recce.

XO: Away, sea boat.

Away, sea boat.

All right, cut back the revs.

[hissing]

Is that?

Croc city.

[water splashes]

Ah!

Ma'am, over there, and they've got a croc.

OK, lights up, let's go!

Let's go.

This is the Australian navy.

DUTCHY: There they are, there they are.

XO: Stop your engines.

Stop your engines or we'll fire upon you.

Hey, RO, prepare to a fire a warning shot across their bow.

Aye, ma'am.

BOMBER: Help!

Man overboard!

Bomber, she's gone!

XO: Stop the engine!

2 DADS: Bomber's gone!

XO: Light's up!

Hammersley, this is Thunder.

We've a man overboard.

We have a man overboard.

Roger that, Thunder.

Launching Lightning to assist, over.

Standby to launch port sea boat.

Made it back to the mother ship.

Damn it.

XO: Stop the engine.

Stop the engine.

Where do you think you saw her?

- Have we gone past her? - Front.

Where? XO: Bomber?

RO: Bomber!

XO: Oh, god.

Bomber!

Swing these torches back up.

RO: Bomber!

2 DADS: There.

To the right.

Help!

Help!

Over there!

Over there!

Help

[splash]

Forward starboard.

Help, help me.

Oh, my leg!

Bomber.

Shush, shush, hey.

Let me look.

Stay down.

My leg.

Is it still there?

Told you, it's just a nasty gash, OK?

Are you sure you're not humoring me?

Because I can't feel it.

Bomber, it's fine. All right?

I've told, you probably just got it snagged on a branch

when you went in the water. Bird?

I'm going to need your help here.

Can you get me some antiseptic wash and some field dressings,

please?

Swain, are you sure it's not a croc bite?

It's fine.

Let's give Swain some space.

RO?

Swain.

Just down there.

Bomber, you'll be OK.

Come on, mate.

You're all right.

It hurts.

Maybe she should just stick to cooking.

I've still got them on a bearing of 3-5-5 degrees.

Can we catch them, sir?

They've had such a massive head

start, they'll be in foreign waters

before we can apprehend them.

Recommend we abandon pursuit, sir.

We're just burning fuel here.

I'll worry about our fuel consumption, Charge.

X, set course for Rukara.

Sir?

I reckon that's their heading.

Their vessel's a typical stink boat of that region.

Even if you're right, we have no jurisdiction there.

I don't need jurisdiction for a good will visit.

Steer 3-5-5.

Steering 3-5-5.

So, has anyone asked about me?

Well, they said good on you.

You serious?

I almost get eaten by a croc, and that's

all they've got to say?

[screaming]

Ow, what?

What happened?

There's a croc in my rack.

What?

Well, it looks like it's up the non-lethal species.

Crocodilus latexus.

[laughing]

Idiot.

You OK?

You sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Do want us to get you a hot chocolate or something?

Cup of tea? BIRD: I'm fine.

Sure?

Orange juice?

Come on.

No, no.

No.

Hot milk.

There it is, sir.

I can see that, leader.

X, once we're alongside, announce

24 hours R&R for the crew.

XO: Very good, sir.

What do you intend to do about poachers?

I'm going to meet with the local authorities.

Party time.

XO has the con.

RO: XO has the con.

Ready to party, ladies?

Hey, you set me up.

There was never a baby croc, was there?

Not exactly.

But the upside is, I'm genuinely ashamed of myself.

So much so that let's get the tab together.

Drinks are on me.

Sorry, 2 Dads, Bird's on galley duty.

She's cleaning out the ovens.

You're going to have to find another playmate.

Getting her to clean ovens?

That's not picking on her.

Yeah, I'd hate to see you with a real grudge.

For your information, she's under age.

She couldn't come out on the gas with us anyway.

Could she, Swain?

She could've had a guava juice or something.

Oh, and how boring would that be,

listening to a bunch of drunken sailors banging on all night.

Excuse me, no, no, no, I happened

to be very entertaining when I'm socially lubricated.

Hey, what about this place?

2 DADS: The Crododillo Bar.

Right.

Check out those dudes by the bar.

I reckon they got low life poachers

stamped to their foreheads.

Hey, come on, let's forget about the crocs now.

We're here to relax, buddy.

It's your shout.

Nuts or butts?

2 DADS: Five beers, please.

Schnappy time.

Kaikai.

Kaikai.

Kaikai.

Kaikai?

Why are they selling baby chicks?

Kaikai!

Kaikai.

Kaikai?

Want to buy?

What is kaikai?

Kaikai is food.

Food for what?

Schnappy.

Oh, no.

Kaikai.

This is un-bloody-believable.

Excuse me.

How much?

Do you want to buy?

Yeah, the whole lot.

The whole basket.

How much?

Do you have a problem?

Yeah, I've got a problem.

This is cruelty to animals.

You can't do this.

I'll do what I like.

This is my place.

You fool.

Hey.

2 Dads.

You have something to say, scumbag, say it to my face.

Hey, hey, hey.

Let it go.

Let it go.

Let it go.

That'll do.

Prick.

Your bar sucks!

Yeah!

Bet you that croc is a Aussie poached from our waters.

And we can't prove anything, so you may as

well just forget about it, OK?

Let's just find a place for a drink and a decent feed, hey?

You guys go.

I'm not hungry.

You're not going to go back to the ship?

No.

I think I'll check out that little gambling

placed we passed before.

Trust you to sniff out a poker game, 2 Dads.

Catch you later, eh?

I'm off, too.

I'd love to have a big night, but I've got duty watch.

Let's go and get some food.

I don't understand how a crocodile stays in the pen.

Different set of rules.

2 DADS: It's just not right.

I know.

Have fun, eh?

Brought you a brew.

Thanks.

I actually thought that you might want some company.

I'm fine.

I'm just taking this opportunity to write

up the man overboard report.

Thanks all the same.

Where is everyone, X?

Most of the crew have gone into town, sir.

How'd you go with the local authorities?

Complete waste of time.

Corrupt as hell.

They've been paid off by some local business identity.

That's the word.

So they'll do nothing about the poaching?

Well, put it this way.

The guy I reported it to was wearing croc skin boots.

What does that tell you?

Well, that it's futile and we're

impotent in this situation.

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Kaikai You want to buy?

Kaikai.

Hey, you want to buy?

Want to buy, he get hungry.

Just take one.

No, no, no.

No!

Hey.

Get out.

You're barred.

Not till I get those chicks.

Chuck him out!

Watch the stock!

2 DADS: Boss?

STEVE: Get the croc!

Go!

He's wobbling around.

STEVE: Hold him!

2 DADS: I can't hold him much longer!

Just drop him.

What?

Drop him, just drop him.

[truck horn]

He's road kill, now.

- Get them! - We're out of here.

Thieving dogs!

Sir, I just want to say how much I appreciate

you helping me out back there.

You caused that.

I only stepped in because you were

about to get your throat cut.

Oh, man, I'm sure glad you stepped in when you did.

Leader, I just want to make one thing very clear.

On the CO, and I was never there.

I trust we understand each other?

Yes, sir.

Perfectly, sir, you can count on me.

I hope so.

What happened to you last night?

A few hands of poker.

Looks like more than a poke, judging by those bruises.

We had a slight disagreement.

So did you win?

You know poker, you win some, you lose some.

Yeah, I'm talking about the fight.

Look, RO, I'd appreciate it if you didn't

mention it to anyone, OK?

Navy command has received a formal complaint

from the relevant authorities in Rukara from a local businessman

there.

That pertains to $50,000 damage to an establishment

called The Crocodillo Bar, and the kidnap

and murder of a pet croc.

Allegedly by an Australian sailor.

If you have any knowledge of this incident,

you'd better tell me right now.

I can assure you, ma'am, I know

absolutely nothing about it.

The bar owner, a Mr. Malachi, is demanding reimbursement.

For the croc, too.

Apparently it was a bit of a tourist attraction,

and accounted for a large part of his earnings.

Well, I can't say I feel much sympathy for him.

It's people like this that keep the croc poaching

industry thriving.

Lieutenant Commander Coburn, I think you're missing the point.

This incident will have serious repercussions.

It brings the navy into disrepute,

and it threatens our good will in that region,

and I am really keen to clear this up

before it hits the press.

I can appreciate that, ma'am, but let me reassure you

that none of my crew, none of my boys,

had anything to do with it.

I run a very tight ship.

You are new to this crew, Steve.

Yes, there's another possible explanation.

Go on.

Well, the local authorities are corrupt.

My investigations whilst there indicate that they are being

paid off by local business identities

connected to the croc poaching.

Yes, I've read your report.

It's quid pro quo.

We report them for croc poaching,

they accuse us of this rubbish.

And try and shake down the Australian government for money

while they're at it.

Mm-hm.

Leave it with me.

Ma'am.

What do you make of all this, Mike?

I tend to agree.

Doesn't sound like my crew.

The Hammersley crew.

Is that separation anxiety speaking?

Maybe just a bit.

I need you to go down there, interview the crew

and see what shakes out.

Shouldn't we live that to Coburn?

I don't want to step in.

I know, but you're not their CO now.

And you need to step up to the responsibilities

of this position.

Unless, of course, you don't feel you can be impartial.

If that were the case, I'd personally

be very disappointed.

Sounds like a beat up, to me.

Those tossers should be thankful we

didn't trash their joint.

Oh, I can't believe NAVCOM's taking

such a bogus claim seriously.

Kidnapping and murder of crocs, it's ridiculous.

Dead croc's a good croc if you ask me.

Commander White is no slouch, there'll

be an investigation for sure.

You worry too much, X. It'll blow over.

You mark my words.

Gangway.

Steve. X.

Commander.

Welcome aboard.

Any excuse to visit the old girl, eh?

I've been tasked with interviewing your crew

about the Rukara incident.

Rukara, I thought we had that sorted.

If there's any interviewing to be done,

I should be the one doing it.

Just that Commander White feels I have

more history with the crew.

This is an affront to my status as CO.

It's not personal, Steve.

OK.

Well, I'll be sitting in, then.

That won't be necessary.

I'll be taking care of this.

XO: So I've set up the ward room for interviews

and posted a roster of those that had shore leave.

Thanks, X. Between us, you know I'd really

rather not be doing this.

I know.

But if there is any truth in it, they're lucky that you're

handling it, Commander.

Are you saying it did happen?

Not at all.

Not at all.

It's just that it's good to see you.

We're still on for tonight?

Tonight?

Absolutely.

Congratulations on your promotion, sir.

Thank you.

Take a seat, Charge.

Sure.

So, you were at this Crocodillo Bar?

Yeah, a few of us were there, and we saw them

feeding baby chicks to a croc.

2 Dads had a few words with the owner.

2 Dads?

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Look, sir, he got a bit upset, but there was no brawl.

There was no damage.

Definitely no croc kidnap.

And then you all left?

Including 2 Dads?

We were out of there in five minutes, tops.

Sir.

Trust me.

You'll be next, 2 Dads.

So apparently the report also mentions assault.

They claim there was a fistfight.

Some people will say anything.

I'm personally outraged at the whole thing.

It's just a waste of time.

Mm.

It's ironic, really, because I believe I

know how you got those bruises.

RO?

You think I had something to do with it, yeah?

I told you, I was playing poker.

How could I be in two places at the same time?

Yeah.

2 DADS: It's impossible, you're delusional.

I'm jumping to conclusions, I'm obviously

a naturally suspicious person.

You ought to work on that, RO.

Yeah, well, the navy's not going to let it go,

2 Dads until they get to the bottom of it.

What do you mean?

Well, they'll expend resources.

They'll bring over witnesses, that put us in a lineup.

It'll be like a royal commission,

and the longer it goes on, the more money that they spend,

the worse it is going to be for the culprit.

[knocking]

OK, 2 Dads, Commander Flynn will see you next.

Ma'am?

I think I'm going to need your help.

He's admitted to getting into an argument

with the owner, which led to the fight and to the damage

to the bar, and also to removing the crocodile

from the premises.

Leader, why did you remove the crocodile from the bar?

Ma'am, I decided it should be liberated.

I feel really bad it got run over.

He's an animal lover, ma'am.

Well, that's commendable.

But your drunk and disorderly behavior

and this damage bill isn't.

You brought the navy into disrepute,

and you will be charged in a formal hearing.

Ma'am, I'll be happy to accept whatever punishment

you see fit.

Well, that's yet to be decided.

Firstly, I'd like to know who was the second sailor with you?

- Ma'am? - You heard me.

The second sailor.

Who was he?

There wasn't anyone.

I was alone.

I-- I came back to the bar alone.

Leader, the updated complaint clearly

states there were two of you involved in the fight,

and two of you who removed the croc from the bar!

Oh, that guy.

He was just this guy that--

Oh, come on, 2 Dads?

Why would a guy you've just met defend you in a fight

and help you steal a pet croc?

He was an animal lover too, sir.

I suggest you lose the smug attitude.

Ma'am, he came forward voluntarily.

He should get some credit for that.

Lieutenant McGregor, he's clearly protecting someone

from the crew.

Or perhaps it's a case of misplaced loyalty.

Misplaced loyalty or not, he's being subversive and his lying.

Well.

Is that true?

Ma'am, I honestly don't remember.

Well, leader, you have 24 hours to improve that memory

and cough up a name, or you can start looking for a new career.

Get out of my office.

X, I--

Kate.

XO: I understand what you're doing

and I respect your loyalty.

With respect, ma'am, you don't understand anything about it.

You're about to screw up your career, I get that.

What do you expect me to do?

Turn dog?

How long would I last?

You get on the ship, you find the person,

you convince them to come forward.

I already told you, I don't know the bloke.

2 Dads, I can't think of anyone on the ship dumber

than you, but clearly there is someone.

Find them.

Persuade them to step up.

[knocking]

Come in.

Could I have a word, sir?

STEVE: Sure.

How'd you go with Commander White?

Um, not so good, sir, that's what

I wanted to talk to you about.

Um, they want me--

I'm going to have to come clean, sir, otherwise they're going

to kick me out of the navy.

We had an agreement, son.

A drunken promise is a drunken promise,

but they're going to discharge me, sir.

Do you know how many leading seaman there are

in the Royal Australian navy?

No, sir.

STEVE: 2,198.

Do you know how many lieutenant commander COs there are?

41.

2,200, 41.

Who do you think is more difficult to replace?

The COs, sir.

Which is exactly why you're going

to do what's best for the navy, and take

the full blame yourself.

Even if it means my career?

[laughter]

Mate, I've seen your file.

And believe me, so has Commander White.

You're a serial troublemaker, Kosov-Meyer.

A conspicuous flouter of rules, subversive,

disrespectful to your superior officers,

a liar with a smug attitude.

Thanks for talking me up, sir.

Oh, that's fine.

There's more, I can go on.

Point is, mate, you won't do yourself any favors if you

go mouthing off about me.

No one will believe you.

You can go.

[door closes]

You OK?

No, I'm not.

They're going to kick me out.

What?

But you owned up, right?

I've got 24-- no, got 20 hours let them know

the other sailor that was with me or else

I'm going to get kicked out.

So there's someone else?

Who was it?

What does it matter, RO?

You're not going to believe me.

You could try me!

So who do you think he's protecting?

He fancies Bird.

Was it you?

No.

Bird was cleaning ovens all night, Bomber.

Not all night, Charge.

But she didn't leave the ship.

Where were you, Bomber?

Wasn't me.

Of course it wasn't.

Oh, come on, she wasn't even there.

Were you?

Oh, what, so I'm invisible now?

Get out of my galley.

[knocking]

[door opens and closes]

FLYNN: I thought we had a date.

XO: I thought we canceled.

I'd just like to know why you walked away from me today.

Because you've turned.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you're clearly one of the bureaucrats now.

I'm just doing my job.

I have responsibilities that come with this new position.

Like it or not.

And that includes not supporting your former crew,

does it?

I have to be impartial.

It's not personal.

That's correct.

You know, you hide behind this veneer of command.

I look at you with your straight back and your square shoulders,

and it is your armor, and you won't let anyone

in because you're afraid.

You're an emotional coward, Mike Flynn.

And I have put up with it for three years now.

And sometimes I think that you actually enjoy tormenting me.

Come on, Kate.

That's unfair.

You know the regulations.

Yeah, the regulations.

They don't apply anymore, do they?

You can't hide behind them anymore.

[phone ringing]

Kate McGregor, hello.

OK, yep, I'll be there in an hour.

Bye.

Duty calling?

Notice for sea.

Coburn has a lead on the poachers.

Navy has no sense of time.

Well, six hours left 2 Dads.

Time to spill your guts.

BOMBER: Come on, 2 Dads, tell us.

At least tell Bomber it wasn't me.

Listen, everyone.

I think the right thing to do is whoever

did it fess up themselves.

It's wrong.

That went well.

Right, well, in the absence of someone volunteering,

I guess it's up to you to tell us who it was.

Just tell the truth, 2 Dads.

It's not worth losing your career over,

mate, that's just ridiculous.

It was the CO.

2 Dads.

Really, I thought you'd come up with something

better than that, mate.

I'm disappointed.

How much trouble do you have to be here before you

start taking things seriously?

It's your funeral, mate.

Unbelievable.

Leader.

I've tried to explain this nicely to you,

and I've given you the opportunity

to do the right thing, but you seem not to have understood.

I'm sorry, sir.

It just slipped out.

But like you said, no one believed me.

Do we have a communication problem, here?

Understand this.

You make an enemy of me, and your life

won't be worth living, in or out of the navy, got it?

What, no smart comment now, sailor?

MAN [ON PA]: CO requested on the bridge.

You all right?

2 Dads?

Not now, RO.

Hey, 2 Dads, I just want to let you know--

2 DADS: I'm not interested!

Oh, sir, we have contact with the poachers.

They're right where Coastwatch said they'd be.

Mother ship is stationary here, range six nautical miles.

And they have just dispatched a zodiac.

Right, Dutchy, can you pick that up on the EOD?

I've got them, sir.

They're headed for that estuary.

X, take a RHIB and go after them.

Hands to boarding stations, hands to boarding stations.

Swain, go after them on the second RHIB.

Yes, sir.

And this time let's try not to lose anyone, eh?

CHARGE [ON RADIO]: Heading to the mothership, X.

XO [ON RADIO]: Roger that.

We'll cover the estuary.

Ease back on the throttle.

We don't want to announce our presence.

Hey, X, there's plenty of submerged mangroves here.

We'd better take it easy.

Yeah, copy that, stick to the middle of the channel.

No telling how far in they could have gone, ma'am.

Keep your eyes peeled.

RO: This gives me the creeps.

There they are!

OK.

Aim for the boat.

Get after them.

Australian navy!

Stop your engines!

Drop your weapons!

Stop your engines, drop your weapons!

[gunshots]

Ease back on the throttle.

Well, well, well.

Well done, Charge.

Is this all the crew that we're on the mother ship?

Yes, sir, this is it.

Who's the master of the vessel?

He wasn't on board, sir.

What?

Where the hell is he?

Here he is, sir.

You?

You stole my croc!

You wrecked my bar, and now you're going to pay for it!

X, I'll be in my cabin.

Ah, 2 Dads.

As you know, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

particularly when it concerns you,

but I have your disciplinary orders here from Command.

Let me guess.

Retention not in interest of navy?

Well, the bad news is no.

But.

There's always a but.

They have authorized your pay to be docked until damages

of $4,800 have been payed.

Next time, why don't you try donating to the Prevention

of Cruelty to Animals?

Might work out way cheaper for you.

Why should I have to make recompense to a poacher?

That totally sucks.

If I were you, I'd just be grateful you still got a job.

Unlike Coburn.

No, what he teach the 2 Dads was an abuse

of his power and position.

That's not leadership.

Fair cop, I reckon.

I never liked him.

And I always believed 2 Dads.

Hey?

No, later.

RO: Hey, Bomber.

Did Bird tell you the news about 2 Dads?

Bird seems to know everything that's going on in this boat.

Yes, she's pretty popular with the crew.

Do I detect a note of jealousy there?

Yeah, there's a whole symphony going on.

Come on.

Bomber, don't compare yourself with Bird.

I mean, she's a sweet young thing, but, well, you're--

you're a woman.

You're a very attractive woman.

Beautiful.

So, you're our chefo, as well, so we

couldn't exist without you.

Thanks, RO.

XO: Gangway, ho!

There are rumors going around about Coburn.

What's going on?

The rumors are true.

He's been relieved of his command.

You OK?

You're getting a new CO.

Do you know who?

Ugh!

It's only for a few weeks until I

get a permanent replacement.

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