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Sir, I haven't been able to contact

them since the original distress call from the pearling lugger.

There's still no sign of anyone on deck,

X approach with caution.

WOMAN [ON RADIO]: Roger, that Charlie 82.

You see a masked man on the deck?

WOMAN [ON RADIO]: Sir, I have a contact of interest visual.

He's on the jet ski.

He's seen us, X. Insert, insert, insert.

Go, go, go.

Get on him, Harpy.

Jet ski.

WOMAN [ON RADIO]: Stern, there is a second jet ski.

I repeat, there is a second jet ski.

We are in pursuit heading north, noreast.

MAN: Australian Navy!

Stop!

Stop you on the jet ski!

WOMAN: 2 Dads.

Keep your head down, you stay alert,

do not fire unless I give the order!

2 DADS: Roger that, ma'am.

[inaudible] the mangroves [inaudible] Get me up there!

Get me up next to him!

Come on, Harpy.

[inaudible] We'll smash him.

Come on, come on!

[motor sputters]

What's going on?

WOMAN: What are you doing?

Oi!

What is it?

Ran out of fuel.

MAN: What?

We're out of fuel.

Did you put fuel in the tank?

Uh.

Did you put fuel in the tank?

Yeah, I thought I did.

You thought you did?

Ugh!

Sit down, face that way!

I do not want to look at your face!

Charlie 8 2, this is X-ray 8 2.

Assistance required, repeat, assistance required.

[theme music]

[gunshots]

[explosion]

MAN: You all right? - You the master of this vessel?

MAN: That's right.

You guys OK?

Come on, mate.

Just the three of you on board? - Yeah.

How's it? You all right?

Yeah, well, now, yeah.

A couple of blokes on jet skis came

behind us, directly behind us.

Didn't pick them up on the radar.

Marsh probably blocked the signal.

That's right.

Well, suddenly they're on the deck.

They grab one of our blokes, put a gun to his head,

demanding pearls.

So you gave them all the pearls?

- What else could we do? - No.

Absolutely.

How much did they get away with, Mr. Prendergast?

I don't know the exact quantity.

We had a decent haul.

I thought you blokes would have got them on your inflatable.

Yeah, well, we experienced some mechanical problems,

unfortunately.

What, with the inflatable?

Yeah, that's right.

- What went wrong? - Sorry?

Just curious.

I mean, it is an inflatable boat.

It's on the USS Missouri.

You let us down out there today.

Those men had weapons.

What if they fired on us?

If they turned on us, we'd have been screwed.

Through your negligence.

I'm sorry.

You think you can do the bare bloody minimum, and it's OK.

It's certainly not OK.

I would expect you to be working a lot harder to impress.

Do you understand?

Yes, ma'am.

What's with the smile?

You think we're joking?

Nah, you just--

I don't know.

You're like a double team, like JT and Madonna.

[SHOUTING] You need to show some respect!

This is the Navy, 2 Dads.

This is not a game.

Yes, Buffer.

We've got nothing to go on by whatever description.

Nothing.

You think it's a one off?

Hard to say.

Gutsy maneuver.

Two guys take on a pearling lugger.

We'll head north.

Keep me posted on anything that moves.

Yes, sir.

2 Dads is suitably contrite?

No, no, not that I've noticed.

You know, I will be watching him very closely.

These apples are delicious.

Nothing here is delicious.

Someone's sour.

Get told off, did you?

You know what, 2 Dads?

I reckon it was fair enough.

You know what?

I reckon they're an item.

Who?

Buffer and the X. Always finishing

each other's sentences, they're always together.

I reckon they're on.

You're crazy.

When I suggested it to Buffer--

You what?

Yeah, well I kind of said it, like

just because he was on my back.

You said him and the X.

I said it as a joke, right?

He hit the roof.

He took it completely out of proportion.

And you know what?

Standing there today, watching them, they're like that.

Hey, Bomber, seriously great donuts.

Definitely.

You all right?

Yes, ma'am.

XO: I can see you haven't forgot to refuel yourself.

Radar contact bearing 3 2 5 range 15 nautical miles.

It's not moving. - Great.

Let's check it out.

We're a fare way off the coast for a pleasure craft like that.

What do you think?

Deep sea fisherman?

Well, it's not really rigged out for serious fishing.

Looks more like a couple of guys having a party.

Like a village people.

[inaudible]

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Hi.

XO: Hello.

Hey.

I'm Lieutenant McGregor from the Australian Navy.

I'm Jay Fennelly your honor.

This is my-- my first mate, Sutten Hammil.

Hello.

Sir, a pearling lugger has been robbed not far from here.

Pearling lugger?

Yes, that's right.

[laughing]

Just say it again, I just like the way you said it.

Lugger.

Lugger.

Few beers in the sun, sir?

Lugger.

I'm not here to amuse you, Mr. Fennelly.

I'm here because there are poachers in the area.

[laughter]

Poachers.

Sorry, sorry, sir, sorry.

[whistling]

This is a very serious crime that we are talking about here.

What's that?

OK.

Well, let's start with a search on this boat

and see what we come up with.

A pearl.

A pool party.

The pearl poachers pool party.

Oh yeah.

I beg your pardon?

Pearl poachers poop party.

Spider, start with the wheelhouse.

Not Spider.

Hey, Spider, not the wheelhouse.

XO: [inaudible]

Spider in the wheelhouse.

[laughter]

XO: And once we finished up there,

we will start down below.

Take a seat.

Take a seat.

Those boys are off their heads, mate.

They're off something.

Well who the hell are you?

Sorry, ma'am, we're Royal Australian

Navy, just conducting a search of your vessel.

Jeepers.

Excuse us, ma'am.

What's your name?

Teigan.

Teigan Mary Catherine O'Reardon.

What are you looking for?

Oh, drugs, firearms, stolen goods.

You wouldn't happen to have anything like that onboard,

would you, ma'am?

Yeah, all that stuff's in the cupboard there.

In there?

Yeah.

Just kidding.

X, I don't understand.

Why are you still searching if you don't think

they're the pearl thieves?

Sir, these guys are on some kind of drug.

They're being uncooperative.

So leave them to it and let's get on our way.

[thump]

Shit.

Sir, I believe they may be in possession

of illegal substances on board.

X, we're looking for serious armed thieves, not a couple

of small time pot smokers.

Wrap it up ASAP and let's move on.

Roger that.

Excuse me, Constable.

It's Lieutenant.

No.

What?

Well, he is the first mate, and I am the captain.

There is no lieutenant.

Sit down.

Mossman Gorge North [inaudible]..

Yeah, yeah, been there.

Yeah?

I went to this great trance party there a couple of months

ago.

Yeah.

Seaman Webb, have you found anything?

No, ma'am.

Not as yet.

But I'm still looking, so--

Do you want me to move?

No, no, you're all right to stay there.

Yes, we would like you to move, as a matter of fact.

Up on deck, thank you.

ASAP.

What have you found?

Anything?

No, X. Look, I think this boat's pretty clean.

Have you checked in there?

No, I haven't, ma'am.

Unscrew it, take a look inside.

Yes, ma'am. XO: Spider?

[knocking]

What about this paneling?

Well, we won't be able to remove that

without causing damage, ma'am.

OK, go through the bed, I want the drawers under the bed

checked, these two headboards.

Let's do this properly. SPIDER: Yes ma'am.

You guys all right down here?

We are fine.

Can I get you anything?

Lights, torches?

Couple of beagles, maybe?

X.

A reason to smile.

How much stuff are we talking about here, X?

Large quantity?

Sir, it is more than just for personal use.

It's definitely a matter for the federal police, over.

Right.

Well, they're not going to like it,

having to travel all the way out here.

Well, that's their job.

All right.

Stand by.

Roger that.

Aren't you supposed to be sitting down?

Federal police have got a boat,

just north of Port Hedland.

That's hours away.

They're willing to make the trip as long as it's

worth their while, but they do want

you to confirm that for them.

OK, I'll speak to them.

Meanwhile, find out if there's any more

pearling boats within range.

Yes, sir.

How'd you go, right.

Navcom sent a list of luggers in the area.

Nearest is Western Seven, they've got a boat [inaudible]..

That's a fair way south.

Yeah, about 80 miles.

OK, let's get ready to move that way.

Yes, sir.

Thanks, captain.

This X-Ray at 2, go ahead?

X, we need to resume the search for the pearl thieves

and the feds are on their way.

So return to Hammerly please, leave

Buffer and Spider on board the motor launch as a guard crew.

Over.

Rover that, sir.

Hey, Buff.

Do you copy that?

Yes, thank you, ma'am.

Hey, boss, is there an ETA on the feds?

Oh, the feds are coming?

The feds are coming?

Oh, really?

That's going to be fun.

MAN [ON RADIO]: Tomorrow morning, Buffer.

Yeah, roger that.

[inaudible]

No.

Come on, come on, come on!

This is absolutely delicious.

Correct.

Great fish curry.

Where did you learn to cook like this?

I did a bit of work up in Darwin.

Yeah, right.

He was like the best chef in the whole territory.

- [inaudible] - Hey, [inaudible] mate.

Don't be modest.

Here, have some more.

That's it, bring it up.

Thank you.

Oh, that's plenty.

Plenty.

You're a big boy.

Yeah, that's great.

Save some for yourself.

[inaudible]

I can't believe you guys got straightened

up enough to make this.

You guys were pretty wasted before.

Oh, just a harmless little smack, mate.

Nothing serious, eh?

Nothing serious.

I hope the feds see it that way.

I've never seen two people laugh so hard.

Especially at our XO.

[laughter]

[laughter continues]

Bravo 8 2, to this is X-ray 8 2.

Bravo 8 2, this is X-ray 8 2.

[inaudible] a third circle and he wins a car.

They might be having problems with their radio.

I'll just give them a sec.

Bravo 8 2, this is X-ray 8 2, come in.

Hey, Buff.

Buff, it's the radio.

Oh good lord.

XO: Bravo 8 2, this is X-ray 8 2, come in.

It's the radio.

Here.

XO: Bravo 8-2 this is X-ray 8 2.

Come in.

[laughing]

Hello.

XO: Buffer?

[laughing]

OK.

What's going on there, Buff.

Buff, get it together.

[laughter continues]

XO: Hello.

I'm OK.

The radio's gone dead.

Was he laughing?

I think we should wake the CO.

[knocking]

This better be good.

Sir, I'm sorry to disturb you, but I

think there might be a problem with a sterning party.

Bravo 8 2, come in Bravo 8 2.

Bravo 8 2, come in Bravo 8 2.

Bravo 8 2, come in Bravo 8 2.

[beeping]

Sir, there's something up ahead.

Sir, it's them.

I am genuinely shocked that two sailors with your experience

would allow this to happen.

They must have laced the food with drugs.

No kidding, Spider!

[door slams]

I should've seen it coming.

Absolutely, you should have.

It is incompetent.

And it is embarrassing.

We had to radio the federal police

to explain to them what happened.

You do know how serious this is, don't you?

Yes ma'am.

Yes, of course, X.

I'll be talking with the CO about this.

In the meantime, you are both confined below decks

until further notice.

[vomiting]

She tore strips off them.

I could hear it all the way through the passageway.

They messed up.

Somebody could have been killed.

Hush You are the pot calling the kettle black.

We should just be relieved that no one got hurt.

I reckon it was a lovers tiff.

What?

Lovers tiff.

Buff and X.

What are you talking about?

Come on.

They're a couple.

Everyone knows that.

You might have a problem.

With what?

I don't want to get anybody in trouble.

No, Nikki, just--

There is a rumor doing the rounds.

It's about you and Buffer.

About us?

What?

Well, that you're linked.

Romantically linked?

Is it a joke?

Who in their right mind would actually believe that?

Well, I think some of the crew.

Well, who told you.

I think it might be coming from the junior sailors,

but everybody knows.

Yeah, everybody knows.

Of course they do.

Kate, once when I was in a similar situation,

you were so supportive of me--

No, no, no, no.

We are not in a similar situation

because I have no feelings other than strictly professional

for anybody on this boat.

I'm sorry I snapped at you.

No, no.

Thank you for telling me.

[door slams]

Sir?

Another lugger's been attacked.

Armed thieves got away with a large quantity of pearls.

- Same guys? - Looks like it.

Similar MO.

Three guys in balaclavas, they were in and out before anybody

knew what was going on.

Who owns the lugger?

Same company as first one.

Small outfit from what I can tell.

Give me the owner of the pearling company on the radio.

Yes sir.

Mr. Chappel.

Captain.

Call me Mike.

Welcome aboard.

If I owned one of these myself,

I'd put some fear into a few people.

Well, we'll do what we can to help you in that department.

Come on through.

We've got a description, but it's the same as before.

A couple of blokes on jet skis came out of nowhere.

Do you think there's a reason they're targeting your company?

We're the smallest, probably the easiest to hit.

Your security doesn't seem particularly effective.

Look, we do what we can, but the reality

is our crews are small.

We work around the clock and we can't always be on guard.

I understand--

[inaudible] something like this,

it's just the economics of it.

And now you've lost a lot of pearls.

Oh, forget the pearls.

I've have crew members threatened at gunpoint.

I'm contemplating calling in all my boats until this thing blows

over.

What if we were to use one of your boats as bait?

Sounds bad to me.

We position it not far from here with a couple of my crew

concealed on board.

These guys aren't going to attack if you're in the area.

They won't know.

We'll be just over the horizon.

Once we get the word, we move in.

By which time half my crew's been shot up and killed.

Well, that's not the plan.

Obviously.

But of course we can't act on this without your cooperation.

How many of you'd be on my boat?

Two or three.

Myself and one other, that's all we need.

You and Buffer.

Buffer?

Yeah, he's perfect for the job.

Now Mr. Chappell, we're going to have to work out the details.

So I'm going to need your help with a few things.

OK.

Chappell seems like a decent bloke.

Sir, this mission.

Can we use someone else besides Buffer?

Why?

Because he is currently in disgrace after what

happened on the motor launch.

You've already given him a serve for that,

and I think he's pretty well humiliated by the whole thing.

It's not often that Buffer messes up,

and this would be a good way for him to make things right.

Yeah, it's just that it's very soon.

Yeah, I know.

But I think it'd be good for morale.

And the fact is you and Buffer make a great team.

Yes, sir.

But--

What if I told you that there's

a rumor that the Buffer the X are having a romantic liaison?

Hey, if they're having a shipboard romance,

I'll eat my hat.

Start munching.

You're actually buying this about the X?

I'm just telling you what I've been told.

By who?

2 Dads.

I'd rather not say.

You know what I think of 2 Dads, he's about as reliable

as a [inaudible] hull.

The source tells me that Buffer, and Lieutenant

McGregor, they are an item.

[inaudible]

What?

Obviously this puts us all in a very difficult position,

and whether or not there's any truth to the rumors,

I'm duty bound to investigate the situation.

There is no situation.

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor whatsoever.

I second that, boss.

Do you have any idea why anybody would think that?

No.

Well, somebody does.

You both know and understand the Navy's policy regarding

onboard relationships.

Absolutely, sir.

Yes sir.

You have to be 100% above suspicion regarding this.

We are, boss.

It's us.

Of course I accept your word that these rumors are nonsense.

Thank you.

I want the whole business to go away.

So both of you, do your best to make sure that it does.

Yes, sir.

You can count on that.

All right.

Buffer, you can go.

I feel guilty, and I haven't done anything.

I don't understand how this has happened.

Yes, well, who knows?

You have to know that I would never, ever--

Yes, we've discussed it.

Yes, sir.

I presume you won't be sending Buffer and me on the pearling

lugger together?

Absolutely I am.

If I change the plan now, it's just

going to feed the rumor mill.

You're both professionals.

Yes, sir.

Let's hope we can get past this.

X.

I think he believes us, so at least that is one good thing.

But I am going to find whoever started this rumor,

and I'm going to feed them to the sharks.

Yeah, I don't blame you.

[click]

Good [inaudible] Buff.

Good luck out there, mate.

Try not to have too much fun.

What's that supposed to mean?

Sorry, what?

I said, what's that supposed to mean?

It means--

I don't know.

Hope you get some pearl thieves.

Look, I didn't choose this.

But I'm following a direct order from our captain.

Same with the XO.

Ma'am.

Ma'am.

She-- we--

we were picked, OK.

The captain picked us.

Yeah.

Yep.

Mate, we're-- we're all on the same team, remember?

Yeah, good.

Just make sure you wear protection.

Helmet.

MAN [ON LOUDSPEAKER]: [inaudible] report to the CO

at the rush.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Come in.

Shut the door.

Are you aware that rumor mongering

is a chargeable offense?

I've heard a rumor to that effect, sir.

Listen, I'm deadly serious.

There's some ugly rumors circulating on board right now,

and I think you started them.

Sir, it's not a rumor.

Charge really is a woman.

OK, you want to be smart, I'm charging

you right here, right now.

Sir, I don't even know what you're talking about.

Let's just talk about Buffer and X.

I want to know exactly where it started and how,

or I promise you, you will not be just discharged,

you will be off my boat.

Buffer and the X. When they're together they--

they give off heat. It's electric.

Right, you're finished.

Sir, no.

Get out. 2 DADS: Sir--

Get out!

Something I might have said as a joke

has been taken completely out of proportion and context.

I-- I certainly never meant anything to be taken seriously,

sir.

Get in here.

I take this seriously.

You can destroy careers with this sort of thing.

Oh, come on.

Listen to me, 2 Dads.

The two people involved here are absolutely

first class, dedicated sailors.

Two of the very, very best.

Sir, I fully--

Now you shut up and listen to me.

You don't deserve to be on a boat with either of them.

You're at the end of your line, [inaudible]..

Any more rubbish out of you and you're not just off my boat,

you are out of the Navy.

Understand me?

Yes, sir.

Get lost.

Afternoon.

Right.

Lieutenant McGregor.

How are you going? - G'day, mate.

Buffer.

G'day, mate.

OK, the last thing that we want to do is get in your way,

so you guys just go about your business.

No problem.

Look, once we get sorted we'll leave you guys on deck.

Rest of the crew will be in the wheelhouse.

Yeah, that's good.

It's a safe place.

So we'll take a look around, go with the plan one more time.

If the thieves strike, they'll most likely do it at night.

Absolutely.

Which doesn't leave us a lot of time.

BUFFER: Oh, my leg's gone to sleep.

Shh.

You're making a racket.

I can't help it.

Do you have any idea how the rumors started?

2 Dads.

How did he get an idea like that?

He made it up.

Why?

Well, he was embarrassed about his screw up with the fuel,

and then he couldn't cope with you

and I tearing shreds off him.

That's just part of being in the navy,

it's standard navy discipline.

And he cannot handle it.

If you're waiting for something, it'll never happen.

What are you talking about?

This, what we're doing.

You watch.

You'll sit here, waiting, all night, they'll never show.

If we weren't waiting, then they'll just take them.

[clanking]

What's that?

[creak]

It's just the anchor line.

No, no, shh.

[creaking]

My feelings for you are purely professional.

Yeah, mine too.

I mean about you.

[door]

[footsteps]

What was that?

They're coming up the other way.

Come on.

PEARL THIEF: Don't you move or I'll cut you.

Drop the weapon!

Drop it on the deck.

I'm dropping, I'm dropping it!

PEARL THIEF: Put the gun down! - Buffer, put it down.

PEARL THIEF: I will kill her! - Buffer, put it down.

Do what he says.

Yah!

PEARL THIEF: God damn it.

What the hell.

Righty-oh, everybody freeze.

Get your hands up in the air.

Let's go.

Put our hands in the air.

PEARL THIEF: Go back up, back up against the rail.

Back against the rail, come on.

XO: Buffer.

Where was [inaudible],, and where

were the rest of the crew?

Where were they?

In the wheelhouse and down below.

You know they changed their MO.

They came right over the front and walked

right past the wheelhouse to get to us.

He should have heard something.

What are you saying? He's in on it?

He's robbing his own boat?

It took him a hell of a long time to get

to us out here on the deck.

Right.

Buff, you're cutting yourself to pieces on it.

Got it.

You all right?

BUFFER: Yeah.

There's a knife.

Just there.

Yeah.

[pounding]

You OK?

Yeah, I'm good.

Oh, thanks, mate.

Appreciate it.

They got everything in the hold.

You doing all right?

They're headed north, let's take the tinny, we'll follow them.

[inaudible] I can't afford to lose the tinny

after everything else.

Yeah, well, I'm not asking you.

Look what they left behind.

Jet ski one, this is Chapel.

Get down there and untie your crew.

Charlie 8 2 this is X-ray 8 2.

Sir, we were jumped by the poachers last night.

They're on jet skis so they must have gone to the nearest

land, Sterick's Island.

We are headed there now hoping to pick up on their trail.

MAN [ON RADIO]: Yeah, roger that, X.

XO: You might want to get the feds

into pick up Chappell, sir.

He is definitely in on it.

Roger that.

We've got your general direction and we're following,

but you're not on radar as yet, over.

We are heading in a north northeasterly direction.

Over.

MAN [ON RADIO]: Roger.

No sign anywhere, X.

They've got to be here somewhere.

They can't have just disappeared.

I can see something.

Where?

Just up ahead.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll get us in there, kill the engine.

XO: Sir, permission to go ashore.

We have a contact, over.

X, these guys are armed.

It's your call, but don't take any unnecessary risks.

XO: Copy that.

Same jet skis, X.

[laughter]

MARY KATHERINE: And we didn't even drink their coffee.

HAMMIL: You're such a silly tart.

MARY KATHERINE: Oh man, I've just

about had it with you, hey.

Don't light a fire.

We don't need it.

I need it.

I'm cold.

You're just going down.

Surprise, surprise.

It's those idiots.

The poachers.

Yeah, that's them all right.

I'd recognize those boots anywhere.

MARY KATHERINE: The Chappel said he'd be here soon.

HAMMIL: Why can't we go back to the motor launch?

Because he said not to.

I'm hungry.

All my stuff's on board.

All the food.

Hammil, the Navy's probably watching the boat

right now waiting for us.

Well, how are we supposed to get out of here.

Chappel going to take us.

The other one must be in that tent.

Let's do it.

[twig snapping]

MIKE: Man, I was busting with that crap.

Hammil, what are you doing?

I want to light this fire.

What are you thinking?

Not much, bro.

You're paranoid.

We're in the clear.

Give me that.

I told him, the idiot.

You are paranoid.

Do you blame us?

Eh?

With you around?

Mike, I'm the one who thought up this whole thing.

Like hell you did.

I was, it was my idea.

Your idea?

Brain damage, mate.

It's irrelevant.

Put your hands behind your head.

Put your hands behind your head.

Don't shoot!

Down on your knees.

You, get down on your knees.

Go get him, Buff.

Don't you move!

You can put the gun down.

Yeah, sure I can.

What are you doing?

Get down.

[belch]

Fennelly.

Move over.

What?

You heard me, I said move over to your friend.

Now get on your knees.

You gotta be kidding me.

Do I look like I'm kidding?

Get on your knees.

[yelling]

Ah, you broke my ankle!

My ankle!

You've broken my ankle!

Yeah, I hope so.

That's Kevlar plating, idiot.

[yelling]

Charlie 8 2, we have apprehended three people,

but there's no sign of the pearls.

Well done, X. Back out rib's three minutes away.

Standing by.

Over.

Where are they?

Don't look at me.

I wouldn't know.

Fennelly, where did you put the pearls?

Like I'm going to tell you.

I thought we were mates.

You broke my ankle, you knob!

Ahh!

Where are they?

[belch]

[groan]

Rancid bastard.

What's the bet that he swallowed them?

Sir, all three are in custody down in [inaudible]..

Good.

And the federal police have arrested Chappel.

Good.

You and Buffer.

Yes, sir?

The fact is, you are a good team.

And I'd like to think that any interruption to that

is well and truly behind us.

Absolutely.

Good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Except for one thing.

[inaudible] The rumor monger.

Ma'am.

With all due respect, I've already been reprimanded

by the commanding officer.

Shut it, 2 Dads.

You haven't been charged yet.

Now sit down.

He's right.

The CO has left that up to us.

Charges as we see fit.

Permission to speak in my own defense?

Go ahead.

Ma'am, if I get another charge against my name,

I'm going to get kicked out.

Well, you should have thought about that

before you started spreading rumors about the XO and myself.

You don't understand, if I get kicked out of the Navy, I'm--

what I'm really trying to say is, I really want to be here.

You haven't given much of a demonstration of that

since you came on board this ship.

I'm really sorry for what I said.

It was a stupid joke.

I never meant for it to hurt anyone.

Please, I'll make it up to you.

I'll do anything.

Just name it.

Anything.

I think we should charge him, XO.

Yeah, but it's not going to look good on his record.

BUFFER: That doesn't look good already.

So instead, we have a little job for you.

There's a poacher in custody in our steer suspected

of stealing a bunch of pearls.

And we think that he's actually swallowed the pearls,

so your job is to retrieve them.

Retrieve them?

How?

It's up to you.

OK.

Dinner.

That's for you.

That's for you.

Here you go.

It's the house special.

Enjoy.

Oh, this looks pretty damn good.

No, no, no!

Don't eat that!

Oh.

What's up?

It's not for you.

It's great.

Who taught you to make chicken curry like that?

My uncle, is Indian, from a [inaudible]..

Really?

No, I'm just making it up.

Laxative.

Industrial strength laxative, from the medical kit.

That stuff is lethal.

I really don't think we'll have any more trouble from him.

I hope you're right.

X?

Boss.

2 Dads has something for you.

I got them.

The pearls.

How did you--

No, no don't tell us.

We don't want to know.

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