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- How is mum? - Fine.

Will you teach me how to snap your fingers?

Sure.

Let me see.

Close your fingers like this, and then...

you snap them. Push.

Are you ready?

- Yes. - Let's go.

Wait...

Here.

It was about time.

- Hi, mum. - Hello, dear.

- Are we late? - No, not at all...

- Wasn't it at 12:30? - No problem.

That's your chair, Giulia.

Your envelope, Giorgio,

put it away.

- What do I do? - Open them.

I'll wait for you in the dining room, you can leave everything here.

Yes, dad.

Go tell thank you.

- Yes, sweetheart? - Thank you for the present.

You're welcome. Do you like it?

- Yes, very much. - Good, I'm glad.

Good... So, this year you are skipping Sestriere.

- Yes, I got tired of it. - Here she is.

- Did you get many presents? - Yes.

- How are you? - Fine.

Great.

- And you? - Great.

No... Greta already has a driver's licence?

- Yep. Unbelievable. - That's crazy.

Don't touch the curtains, Giulia.

Boo!

Mary?

Please, serve the cake.

At least for Christmas you could have shaved...

Nah, the beard looks good on artists. Right, uncle?

But I'm not an artist.

Speaking of artists...

Have you seen how gorgeous our Mont Blanc cake is, this year?

Nini has really outdone himself.

Indeed.

Listen, everybody...

This year, as a present, I was thinking that I could paint you a portrait.

I only need a photo that you like...

Oh, yes, what a wonderful idea!

But I would like to pay for it.

- Come on, it's a present... - No, no, no. I insist.

Uncle, can you paint my girlfriend? I'll give her the portrait as a gift.

- OK. - Thanks, you saved our anniversary!

- He's always the odd one. - I know...

Hey!

Why don't you give shirts as presents, like normal people do,

instead of playing the different one?

If you too don't want it, I won't take offence.

No, it's not that I don't want it,

I just can't understand why you always play the special one.

I'm sick of you!

He's the peculiar one, he's the globetrotter,

he's the one with more important things to do, the one with problems.

But do you have any idea of my troubles? No, you don't.

You know nothing. Because I don't come here to dump them onto others!

Enough!

That's enough.

Mary?

May I have a tiny piece, just to know how it tastes? Thank you.

Thank you.

The Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the mountain,

down came the rain and washed the spider down, down, down.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,

so Incy Wincy Spider went on to climb again, yes, yes.

Up on the mountain there was a little house built,

a witch lived inside it and wanted spider soup, yum, yum.

The clever little spider, he went back down the mountain,

he went straight to his Mummy to never leave her side, no, no.

The Incy Wincy Spider...

climbed up the mountain, down came the rain...

and washed the spider down, down, down.

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,

so Incy Wincy Spider went on to climb again, yes, yes.

Up on the mountain there was a little house built,

a witch lived inside it and wanted spider soup, yum, yum.

The clever little spider, he went back down the mountain,

he went straight to his Mummy to never leave her side, no, no.

- Are you hungry? - Yes.

- For you. - Thanks.

Thank you.

It looks like that Mont Blanc cake.

Mmh, Mont Blanc is not very good,

because... the lower part looked like...

- a white mountain... - Yes.

...while on the top there were, like, worms...

- Like these? - ...brown worms...

Like "I'm a little worm..."

"and now I'll catch you!"

Hey, you've learned!

It doesn't work.

- What? You're really good at it. - But time hasn't stopped.

I see.

Come on. Try again.

I love you.

I love you too, dad.

Bye, dad.

Bye, sweetheart.