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Go, go, go, man! Help!

My job is to make it clear

that crap don't fly in my neighborhood.

That crap is flying in every neighborhood.

Not mine.

I don't like what this neighborhood

is doing to us.

Adam got shot at

Chunhua almost got raped.

Damien almost killed somebody.

I didn't hire you to work for Tommy Jefferson.

The idea of Malcolm emulating you..

- In any way.. - You're out of line.

- He's kind of sweet. - Sweet?

- I owe you a big apology. - No, you don't.

I break up with you, and you commit..

I don't even know what this is you're committing.

I switched jobs. Are you seeing anybody?

Oh, well, actually, I'm between therapists right now.

That's not what I meant. Are you seeing anybody?

Actually, I've-I've met someone.

- I should go. - Hey.

Whoa.

- I didn't see that coming. - Me, neither. I-I'm sorry.

- No. No, I'm sorry. - You don't have to say sorry.

This neighborhood, despite all its faults

it's in my blood now.

Wise men say

only fools rush in.

Are you a fool?

Do you need a wise man to get you out of a legal problem?

Would he be the fool or the wise man?

Like a river flows, surely to the sea.

My God. And I'm supposed to meet with him tomorrow, too.

Some things are meant to be.

Please tell me we're not seeing this.

Okay, I'm gonna head out.

- Do you need anything else? - No.

'Let's conquer the world together.'

- God. - Take my hand.

Take my whole life, too. Put your life..

We were representing a cop-killer, now we're not.

Little D hired somebody else.

Somebody with maybe more experience.

- Defending cop-killers? - Yeah.

- Thanks for walking me. - Thank you for dinner.

And for listening, mainly. It helps.

Adam, you know I'm happy to listen

but I really think you should be talking to a professional.

If you're about to pimp out your psychiatrist boyfriend..

Somebody else, then?

Did you talk to Chunhua about it?

Some, but she's still reeling from her own trauma.

And you don't wanna burden her with it?

I'll be calling a therapist tomorrow.

- You promise? - Lawyer's honor.

Thanks, Rachel, for everything.

You know I care about you, yeah? You do know that.

I do.

Sorry. Sorry.

Adam, I'm.. I'm with someone.

I know. I know.

- And I thought so were you. - I am. I am.

I just.. Sorry.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

That.. Oh!

- How could you? - I don't know. I guess--

Adam, can I ask you a question?

Are you in this for real with Chunhua or not?

Yes?

Adam kissed his ex-girlfriend last night.

- Jenna! - We're all family.

- You kissed Rachel? - I don't wanna talk about it.

Great, 'cause I don't really care.

You got an appointment with a woman this morning.

Lynette Zales.

She's what we haven't had here before.

Something called a paying client.

What's the case?

She wants to divorce her husband.

What? Can't you take it?

I could, but I hate divorce cases.

And since I'm the boss..

Try not to kiss her.

See if you can get me out of that thing with Tommy.

He already called to confirm.

Ugh! Of course he did.

- Yes, sir. - My name is Miguel Martinez.

Good for you. What do you want?

This is $400. It's all that I have liquid.

I would like you to find my girlfriend.

- She's missing? - No.

Her husband has her locked in the basement.

'No, it's not like her not to call me or text me.'

And he has locked her in the basement before.

I know that he's got her.

- Look, Mr.. - Martinez.

Mr. Martinez, this sounds more like a police matter.

No. I can't go to the police.

I am undocumented, and so is Sofia.

This has to be handled another way.

And if I go over there, he won't be too receptive.

You see, we used to be best of friends.

That would explain you sleeping with his wife.

Please, Ms. Korn.

I love her very much and she loves me

and we would like to be married.

But right now that can't happen

because her husband has her locked in the basement.

Harry, you have to call the police.

I can't. You heard him. The client's undocumented.

- If we call the police-- - It doesn't matter.

If we have the knowledge that a person's life is in jeopardy--

We don't have that knowledge. Do you have that knowledge?

- I don't have that knowledge. - We're lawyers.

- Not hostage negotiators. - Yeah. Thanks for the update.

Ah, just in time. We gotta go get a woman.

- Out of a basement. - Come again?

A bad husband's got his wife

locked in a basement. We gotta get her out.

Okay, but there's gonna be a charge on that, Harry.

'My deal with you is for defensive services.'

You wanna play me on offense, that's cool.

- But there's a charge. - 'No, there's not. Let's go.'

'Only 'cause I got a crush on you, baby.'

- So what are you going to do? - 'Do you hear me?'

- About? - Rachel.

- Chunhua. - Look, Jenna, it--

Why were you even with her last night?

I needed somebody to talk to about

you know, the shooting and..

So why didn't you talk to your girlfriend,

the current one?

I don't know.

- You don't know? - I suppose I'm..

I'm not ready to be weak in front of Chunhua.

With Rachel I have such a long history that--

With her, you can cry.

I certainly appreciate your concern

but this is a private family matter.

I'm afraid it's more than that, Mr. Stewart.

- Oh, please, call me Chester. - 'Chester.'

Kidnapping, false imprisonment, those are very serious crimes.

Oh, I'm not really doing that.

No. This is just, uh, more like an intervention.

- An intervention? - Yes, ma'am.

My wife is suffering a fidelity lapse.

These things happen from time to time in marriages. They pass.

I feel it's best to keep her in the basement

until she comes to her senses, which I know she will.

Again, I thank you for your concern.

I must say, you're one of the more polite kidnappers.

I don't really appreciate being called that, ma'am.

But that's what you are, sir.

You're committing a felony

one for which you could face prison.

Well, that might be the case

if this was turned over to the authorities

but I don't think it will because that would result

with your client and my wife being returned to El Salvador.

I think this is where I offer my input, Harry.

Chester, release the girl, or I gut you like a hog.

That's not something a guest in my home should say.

Well, I said it. Damage done, more to come.

I tell you what

if you'd like to settle this with physicality--

We don't want that.

I'm talking to your associate right now

Ms. Korn.

If you'd like to right this with might

have Mr. Martinez come down here.

He can wrestle me for the girl.

Either Greco-Roman or Freestyle, whichever he chooses.

- You're twice his size. - Yes, well..

He could have committed adultery with another person's wife.

He chose mine.

I'm not gonna go back to my client

and recommend he wrestle you.

Okay, well, then I guess you're just

gonna have to call the police.

Or I just go down now and get her.

- That wouldn't go well. - No, it wouldn't.

It was a good marriage, but it seemed to lose, um..

- Heat. - "Heat?"

He-he didn't wanna have sex with me.

But that's-that's not why I'm leaving him.

It's that he's having it with someone else.

- Okay. - I should back up a bit.

We tried therapy to address

the lack-of-heat problem to no avail.

So, you know, I suggested, you know, a-a-a three-way

because I know that men fantasize

about that sort of thing. Do you?

Me? Oh, um..

I'm still trying to master, you know, the two-way.

Well, I procured a woman off of Craigslist

and we attempted to spice up the marriage.

And did you spice it up?

Very much so.

- As long as she was in bed. - I see.

So I began to get uncomfortable because it seemed like

he was more into her than me. So we stopped.

Six weeks later, yesterday I found them in bed together.

- They're having an affair. - I'm sorry.

Well, I want a divorce

and I don't wanna give him any of my money.

I'm sort of a trust-fund baby.

Before we got married, he signed a prenup

that if he cheated, he would get nothing.

Well, he cheated, so I want him to get nothing.

So what's your end game here? Do you have one?

Well, statistically

most women who leave their husbands eventually regret it.

I'll just wait for that to happen and then

I'll release her, the irony being,

she won't wanna go.

And then you'll just resume

living happily ever after?

Ms. Korn, marriage takes work.

Yes, but part of the process does not involve kidnapping.

'Let me point out something to you I think you're overlooking.'

You're a whacko.

Wow! Um..

I don't think he liked that.

This thing ends with you either in prison

or a rubber room, preferably a padded prison.

- Do they make them? - Yeah.

You've come into my home, and you've insulted me.

Which means what? We need to wrestle now?

Come on, Chester, you're obviously a smart guy

albeit a whacko. Look into your crystal ball here.

'Do you see any good ending for you?'

It's not too late for a do-over.

Let her out. We won't go to the police.

I think you should leave now before I get upset.

It is not good when I'm upset. I'm not good upset.

Right now...I'm feeling upset.

'Wrestle him?'

I'm certainly not recommending this.

The man is twice my size.

Look, Miguel, clearly, the man is crazy.

Look, I say I just go bust down the door with my team.

I can't allow for that.

I paid you 400 bucks.

We need to figure this out, Miguel.

First off, let me ask, uh, has he ever hurt her?

No. Not to my knowledge.

He just locks her up from time to time.

You know, but this time

it was her plan to tell him last night

that she was leaving him.

Okay? So I am getting worried.

Alright.

I do think the man is open to dialogue.

Against some of my better judgment

I'm gonna go back there and try to talk to him again.

Maybe some of what I said before has sunk in.

Hey, how are we doing?

I got a conference set up.

You, him, and his lawyer will be here.

You don't have to be here, Lynette--

No, I-I-I wanna be here.

- Are you sure? - Yes. Yes.

He's gotta be in crisis. Adam.

I mean, the worst thing that could happen to him

would be lose Chunhua, which he's going to do

if he keeps on running around, kissing ex-girlfriends.

Yeah.

Malcolm, why don't you ever give me any opinions?

- I know that you have them. - Well, actually..

- I think it's a little funny. - Funny?

Funny that you and I are discussing Adam's kiss

and we haven't talked about ours.

Oh. I, I explained ours.

At least from my..

It just happened, and it shouldn't have.

We're co-workers. It's improper.

Yeah.

Jenna, I'm sorry, you know, that it happened. I..

You are? Oh. Okay.

'Uh, look, I didn't mean it, uh..'

It's just, you seem upset about it, and I don't--

I never said that I was upset that it happened.

I just said that it shouldn't have. I never said it upset me.

Oh.

One second? I-I just..

Could you close the door, please?

I am so sorry.

I think, I think I just.. I guess--

Do you not think my relationship with Thomas is real?

- Is that it? - I know it's real.

I don't know why I did it. I-I shouldn't have done it, and..

Maybe it's just too soon for us to resume being friends.

Is that what you want? We should stop being friends?

- I-i-is that what you want? - 'No.'

Of course, that's not what I want.

But if I can't have a dinner or a drink with you

and have to worry all the while

"Are you gonna try to kiss me after?"

You won't have to worry about that.

It'll never happen again.

I promise.

Deal?

Okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

Uh..

Bye.

Bye.

If the man is married to the woman

don't she get citizenship?

It evidently hasn't come through yet.

You just let me do the talking here.

Ms. Korn. You've come back.

I thought you might.

I actually just made some cookies.

They're still warm.

I was wondering

now that you've had time to reflect

have you perhaps reconsidered the wisdom of all this?

I'm sorry, was I being ambiguous before?

I do apologize for the confusion.

No, I remain firm on my position here.

So sorry that you had to trek all the way back.

Chester, I can't allow you to keep a woman locked up.

If I have to, I will go to the police.

Okay, then, I guess I'll just be going to prison.

I'm just gonna get her out.

It's a safe room. He won't get in.

Cookie?

I've totally struck out. I don't know what to tell you.

- They said that you was good. - Well, they lied.

Ah, look, I'm afraid the news for you gets even worse.

I'm becoming increasingly concerned

Chester could jeopardize the safety of his wife.

I have to go to the police.

No, you can't. I will be deported.

I'm sorry.

What a person tells his lawyer

is supposed to be a secret.

Well, there are exceptions

and you've stumbled on to one of them.

Hey. Did somebody steal your car again?

And into storage she goes.

Chester isn't right in the head, Miguel.

Ever since he came back..

He never used to be like this.

He used to be so happy and gentle.

Came back from what?

From the war.

He was in Iraq.

But ever since he-he came back..

Harry, if this guy's fresh from Iraq and shell-shocked

he's a time bomb and dangerous.

I could try talking to him.

Oh, no, thank you, Tommy.

I'm not so sure you and time bomb should mingle.

I'm a combat vet. Vietnam.

I could maybe speak his language.

- You were in Vietnam? - I was just 18.

Wounded first week of action.

I can relate.

Where were you wounded?

Foot.

You shot yourself in the foot.

Cleaning my weapon.

Let me tell you, it hurts more

coming from your own gun. I promise.

Harry, look, it's worth a try.

If I strike out, you can go to the police.

Uh, what's to lose? I'm a people person.

- Let's, uh, not forget that. - Yes, let's not.

You see the new commercial?

I did.

- And? - It's terrific.

Really?

No, Tommy.

Look, uh, much to my dismay, if not shock

I've grown rather fond of you.

It hurts to see you..

We should sit down and have a talk

about your public persona.

Can we do that at some point?

Sure. Absolutely.

You're kidding, right?

You really want to enforce this prenup?

The language is clear. You cheat, you lose.

No wiggle room. He wiggled.

They walked down this path together.

- In fact, it was her idea. - That's true.

And the encounters Mr. and Mrs. Zales engaged in together

as a couple with a third party

that wasn't sex outside of marriage.

That was sex inside of marriage. That was European.

But once he started havin' sex behind her back--

- Oh, come on. - 'What?'

You don't think this is cheating

just because at one time--

Certainly an estoppel theory would bar her--

- No, it wouldn't. No, it woul.. - Yes, it would. Yes, it would.

Were you not having sex behind your wife's back?

Don't answer that.

Wasn't this whole thing your idea?

Don't answer that.

How about we talk to the third party

get her take on it?

- Fine. - Fine.

Lynette, this wasn't supposed to happen.

But it did happen, Dennis, it did.

You brought a new friend.

- May we come in? - I'm sorry.

I no longer feel hospitable towards you.

Chester.

I recognize you. I've seen you on TV.

You're that, uh, you're that lawyer-clown.

Not a good start.

Just give us five minutes, Chester. Please.

You likely suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder.

Almost 30% of soldiers returning from Iraq do.

- I don't have that. - Sure, you do.

Tommy. Chester.

I don't have that. You're mistaken.

You killed people over there?

We all killed people in Iraq.

It's called being a soldier.

Chester

you have your wife locked in a basement.

This isn't the behavior of a sane person.

I told you why I locked her up.

She's suffering from a lapse of fidelity.

- Oh, boy. - Chester, listen to me.

You came back wounded.

Maybe it isn't an injury you can see

but you were wounded just the same

and it's potentially fatal.

I was just being a good soldier.

I did what all soldiers do.

You're not bein' a good soldier now, are you, Chester?

You don't get to say that to me.

I'm a Vietnam vet.

Did I do two tours like you? No.

Did I experience all that you have?

No, but I think I do have some perspective.

You fought for our country because you believe in America

the greatest nation in the world.

Holding your wife in a basement

that's not American, Chester.

That might happen in Pakistan or Iran or Afghanistan.

Our enemies do that, not us.

We're the country that stands for freedom

civil liberties, human rights.

Adlai Stevenson said that

it's a lot easier to fight for principles

than live up to them.

Was he right, Chester?

Can you not live up to the very principles

'that you were willing to sacrifice your life for?'

- Like a river flows.. - Tommy.

It's time to let her go, Chester. It's time.

Okay.

'I had it built as a safe room'

mainly 'cause, you know, I wanted to protect her

so nothing bad could ever happen to her.

I see.

I must warn you, she doesn't look quite herself.

Hey, hon.

Mrs. Stewart, I'm Harry Korn.

You're safe now. I've come to take you out of here.

- Or not. - Hey! Hey!

Hey! Okay.

This isn't good.

- No reception. - The walls are lined with lead.

I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Alright, the main thing is not to panic. These things happen.

"These things happen?" Did you just say that?

We're locked in some whacko's basement.

These things do not happen.

Harry, we're all familiar with the saying

"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

- You think he'll kill us? - I don't know.

The Chester I married would never

but this Chester

I don't know this Chester at all.

I wasn't unhappy as a patent attorney.

It wasn't exciting, but what I wouldn't give

to get my unexciting life back.

Come on. Look at the bright side.

Tommy, there is no bright side

to being locked in a room with you.

We're not sleepin' together.

The tension is confusing, I know

but we're just platonic friends.

Oh, my God!

Okay, first I have to ask.

What the hell were you thinking?

I thought she would add spice.

You brought that home to play with your husband?

- Her? - Can we start this, please?

- Are we on the record? - We are.

I'm sorry, uh I'm very nervous.

Sh-sh-should I get a lawyer or..

This isn't about prosecuting you.

And, by the way, this would probably qualify

as sexual therapeutic services and not prostitution.

So I think you're okay.

Okay. I needed to supplement my income.

I-I'm a school teacher.

I have a mortgage, so I placed the ad.

And you were contacted by..

Mrs. Zales.

So you eventually made an arrangement

with Mr. and Mrs. Zales

'and it was for therapeutical services.'

- Am I correct? - Yes.

Uh, they were interested in a menage a trois

to-to rekindle their sexual energy.

So you three began having therapy.

- Yes. - Wow.

And then?

After about, uh, four weeks

Mrs. Zales wanted to stop.

But you and Mr. Zales didn't stop?

No. We did not.

You began having sex, unbeknownst to Lynette.

Well, I did not know it was unbeknownst.

I-I thought..

Marilyn, you are under oath, if you commit perjury

for that you could be criminally liable.

Is it your testimony that you thought

Lynette knew that you and her husband

were continuing to have sex?

No.

She did not know.

- You're sure? - Yes.

Lynette, I am so very sorry. I--

Marilyn, this is the woman who initially hired you.

Is it that you felt more of a loyalty to her husband?

- Marilyn? - I don't know how it happened.

- But Dennis and I, we.. - Ahem.

You and Dennis what?

We fell in love.

- You fell in love? - 'Yes.'

It wasn't supposed to happen.

- 'But--' - Are you still in love?

Yes.

He just, uh, started to become more and more erratic.

At a certain point, I didn't recognize him anymore.

Miguel and me, we first started bonding

I suppose, over our concern for Chester.

He was worried, too.

The more estranged Chester and I became

Miguel and me..

'No talking! No talking!'

Sofia, how crazy is this man?

I don't know.

My first wife used to lock me

'in the bathroom from time to time.'

She could only take so much

so every now and again she'd give me a time-out.

Anybody hear from Harry yet?

- Adam? - Huh?

No, I haven't heard.

Maybe she's making progress.

I haven't heard anything.

Talk to you a second?

Talk to you a second?

- Okay, what did I do? - I don't know what you mean.

Jenna, you're obviously mad at me.

Why would I be mad at you? It's not as if you did anything.

- You did absolutely nothing. - Alright.

I have no idea what the hell's goin' on

but what I think it could be is when you said you weren't upset

that we kissed, that was some sort of signal

I was supposed to pick up on, and I didn't, and you're mad.

So for some reason you meant like you wouldn't mind if we..

I'd love to hang out with you sometime if that's what you--

Sure, I'd love to, maybe we could go down to the mall

hang out, grab a cheese steak or something.

I was asking you out on a date.

If you think I'm about to go on

some kind of mercy date or something--

Jenna, I'm barely 20.

I don't read women good, okay?

If you're interested

what I'm trying to say is, so am I.

A lot.

Last week a kid got shot.

My associate almost got shot.

His girlfriend was nearly raped.

Why I continue to work in this neighborhood--

Harry, can I stop you a second?

What you're experiencing right now

is very similar to what happened with the Chilean miners.

Your brain starts to wreak havoc with you.

I've been here an hour.

The feeling of being locked up

by a crazy man, no less

'where there's a very good possibility'

'that he may kill us'

these feelings are natural.

Don't beat yourself up.

I've reconsidered my position.

You're all free to go.

Sofia, when I was in Iraq

I made up this photo album for you, in case..

...you know, something were to happen to me.

I would like you to take it

so you can at least remember..

Anyway..

...I apologize for the inconvenience.

We did win.

We established your husband was cheating

we'll probably be able to enforce the prenup.

It was a victory.

Part of me was hoping, when the truth came out

that somehow it was for therapy

that he, he wasn't cheating

that he was still in-in love with me.

Lynnette, you get to walk out of this with your head high.

Do you know why? Because you were faithful.

You honored your vows.

You did everything that you could to save your marriage.

'How many people can say that these days?'

- You're very sweet, Jenna. - I know.

The head high might be a good place to start.

My father used to always tell me that

you'll never get anywhere in life as a victim.

Maybe he's right.

I'm just not comfortable leaving it like this.

There's nothing else we can do. How you doing, rude? Jenna?

'Unless you still wanna call the police, which--'

Tommy, the situation is just as precarious.

Probably just as dangerous.

- Did he release the wife? - Eventually.

Not before locking me and Tommy up.

- What? - She went total Chilean.

I did not. Look.

Let's call Chester, also Miguel and Sofia.

Let's see if we can get 'em all in a room.

Chester and Miguel? Are you nuts?

Chilean. These two might kill each other.

Somehow I doubt it.

Oh, sorry, Adam, I see here

that you have an early dinner with Chunhua today.

Shall I blow that off for you?

- You know what, Jenna? - Never mind.

If I wanna tune in to a soap opera, I'll watch "Dynasty."

We need to prevail on Chester to get treatment.

'This is his wife and his best friend.'

I mean, they'll have influence.

Perhaps more if they weren't sleeping together.

Do we know a therapist who deals with PTSD?

Someone who can get here on short notice?

I can see.

I might know of one.

- You want Thomas? - Harry does.

Rachel, this is not some pretext, I swear.

We have a combustible situation. We need somebody fast.

You keep telling me Thomas is the best for PTSD.

I was hoping to call in a favor, which I know I'm not due.

Oh, right, it's some evil conspiracy

where I kiss you again. It's a bit of an emergency.

You think I wanna seek a favor from your boyfriend?

What's goin' on?

Well, you made that remark about Adam and soap opera

and in the spirit of full disclosure

not to mention our relationship, which, personally--

Uh, just tell me what's goin' on, Jenna. My feet hurt.

Malcolm and I..

...are going on a date.

- Why? - Why?

Because we're young people

attracted to each other.

Oh, give me a break.

I was really hoping to get your support on this.

Well, you don't get it.

The kid's 20.

Storage room's that way.

Goin' on a date.

I'm pretty much fine.

I mean, I still can close my eyes sometimes

and see that gun

and Lewis getting shot.

You really should see a therapist.

Yes, that's what...people say.

It's helping me.

- It really is. - Yeah.

I've been given a few names. I plan to..

Don't look now, but that beautiful French school teacher

the three-way girl, she's sitting right over..

What the..

Oh, my God.

- What's going on? - Excuse me one second.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

How we doing, Lynette?

- Feeling a little better? - Adam.

- Uh, we were, we were just.. - Just what?

Here I am wondering what would possibly possess you

to bring a woman this beautiful

to be intimate with your husband.

Can I see what's in the envelope, Marilyn?

Just checks from, uh, past therapeutic services.

Uh-huh. You're really good, I will say that.

But you, you're even better.

You orchestrated this whole thing.

You hired this woman to have an affair with your husband

so you can enforce the prenup.

- That's absurd. - Is it?

Your father would certainly be proud, wouldn't he, Lynette?

You're nobody's victim.

By the way, my bill is $15,000.

A little steep for two days' work, but you'll pay it

because if not, well, not paying legal fees

is grounds for a lawyer to blow privilege.

What do you know?

Dad would be proud of me, too, wouldn't he?

Enjoy your dinner.

I owe you an explanation.

What my father said about not being a victim..

The marriage wasn't just loveless. It was fairly cruel.

My husband could be cold, punishing.

The idea of him diminishing me, financially profiting..

Sometimes the compulsion to save face can--

Got it. You're good to go.

Hey, I get it. You made a mistake.

You probably married young, right? It happens.

No.

The tragedy was I didn't marry young.

I was very much in love in my youth, but I let it slip away

because I had places to go, things to do.

I was sure love would come along again. How stupid.

I mean, the odds of finding love once are..

No, the tragedy is I didn't marry young.

You have a war injury.

It's just as real as a physical wound

and just as life-threatening if left untreated.

Chester, Cincinnati has one of the best programs for this.

You can get your life back.

Honey...you, you used to laugh.

'You used to be funny.'

Don't you think I know when-when you lock yourself in your room

that you are crying all day?

I realize I'm not..

It's not normal to lock you up.

It is normal to wanna kill you.

- Chester. - Don't talk to me.

- You don't talk. - 'Chester.'

You have a serious problem

which could possibly be fatal.

We could go down there right now

get you checked in

and begin gettin' your life back.

Do it, Chester.

You sacrificed so much for this country.

Do this for yourself.

- I'll go with you. - You don't have to do that.

Chester, look at me.

I'll go with you.

I didn't realize you were so sick.

I just thought you had changed.

Miguel, you've been a great source of comfort to me

in, in a very difficult time. I..

But the Chester before the war..

The-the truth is, I-I could never love anybody

as much as I loved him.

'And-and if I could get him back'

if I could help him get back..

We should go.

I realize this may not be what you were looking for

when you gave me the $400.

But, Miguel, it's probably the right result.

I tell you, Harry, I know I keep saying this

but we lead damn exciting lives.

Yes. Thank you for your help, Tommy.

Hey, we're like family, right?

Mm. Hey, hey, hey, there it is.

I look awesome in high def.

Tommy, these commercials..

...they're a little undignified.

But they track, Harry. People remember them.

Did I ever tell you?

No, I'm sure I didn't.

When I was in seventh grade

I had the biggest crush on this girl Stephanie Miles.

Oh, I think I even loved her

and this is even before I met her.

She was, uh, one of the pretty girls that hung out

with a crowd that..

One day we, uh, just by a fluke, we find ourselves

seated next to each other in the cafeteria.

We talked for an hour

about anything and everything.

It was pure magic.

That night when I went to bed

I-I could still smell her perfume.

I remember taking my hand..

Okay!

...and smelling her scent where we'd touched.

Two days later, by another coincidence

I run into her at the supermarket.

She says, "You look familiar."

She didn't remember me.

I still think that was the most hurt I've ever..

These commercials, Harry..

People won't forget my name

when I'm Tommy Jefferson.

Hm.

Men are really fragile beasts, aren't they?

You have no idea.

Adam? What's going on?

Are you busy? Is Thomas here or..

- He's upstairs. - Yeah.

First, thanks for helpin' out with that today.

It really..

Second, I just..

When the shots started firing

in that split second that, I don't know

maybe I thought I was gonna die, I saw you.

I thought of dying alone and, well..

You know, when we're young we don't realize, I think..

I'm sorry. Oh. I know this isn't making much sense.

I promise you I haven't been drinking

though I have plans to later.

This is just a half-assed way of saying

I take back my apology for kissing you.

'I kissed you because I wanted to'

'more than anything.'

I'm still in love with you.

I will quite likely not know love with anybody else the way..

And as wrong as it is for me to show up here

and drop that on you..

...the thought that those bullets could have found me

and I hadn't said this to you, that would've been more wrong.

Goodnight.

- Score, score, score. - Stinkoo!