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You're a little groan-ier
than usual this morning, Dad.

I didn't sleep great
last night.

Yeah, look at your eyes.

The airlines would charge you
extra for those bags.

Why couldn't you sleep?

Were you thinking about
all the regrets you have?

So many, I'm guessing.

Yeah, but also, sometimes

your mom can get a little kicky.

Oh, no, was I kicking?

A little. A lot. Very hard.

Well, I was dreaming
that I was a flapper.

And you kicked Dad in his flaps?

- Sorry, hon.
- I mean,

I'm tired, but it's fine.

I'll just drink coffee
pretty much all day.

That's healthy, right?

Yup, totally. Hey, guys,

does anyone have a bunch
of extra shelves

they want to give me?
Why?

'Cause I am going to be winning
a ton of prizes at school

and I'm gonna need a place
to put them all.

We're starting a special unit
on ancient Greece today,

and I hear Ms. Padaro is pretty
generous with the "prizolas."

She really is. Who do you think
I got my mood ring from?

- It was from her.
- Yeah, that unit was the highlight

of my fourth grade.
Well, that and winning

the long-distance pee-pee
contest in the boys' room,

but I didn't win for accuracy,
I won for artistry.

Also, I was alone.

Louise, I think you're
gonna like Ms. Padaro.

You learn all about
the Greek gods and goddesses

and how annoyed they always were
with everyone.

Yeah, just learning the steps to
becoming a god would be great.

You can be whatever you set
your mind to be, sweetie.

Right, but maybe
not a Greek god?

Maybe not, maybe yes.
Who knows, Bob?

Don't squash her dreams,
you puny human man.

I'm gonna strike him down first.

Mm.

So Greece-y in here.

I'm sitting next to Louise.
I'm sitting next to Louise.

And I'm sitting next to you.

Okay, so, for the next
two weeks,

you are ancient Greeks,

and you will sit in the round,
as the Greeks did.

Doesn't it feel more equal,
more democratic?

Well, guess who
invented democracy.

Miss America?

- David Democracy?
- Santa Claus?

Uh, no, but good guesses.

Um, the ancient Greeks
invented it.

Did you hear Ms. Padaro has
a bunch of prizes you can win?

Oh, I've heard.

When is she gonna talk
about the coins?

I know, right?

I have a question
about the coins and prizes.

That's my question.

Okay, okay.

I will be quizzing you
throughout the unit,

and if you give the right
answer, you get one of these.

Nice.

I made these clay replicas

of ancient Greek coins,
and you can

trade them in
for prizes at this...

market.
Whoa!

Prizes.

They look like they're
from the dollar store,

so you know they're expensive.

It might finally be time
for me to take a whack

at this class
participation thing.

Also, at the end of the unit,
we'll have a huge symposium,

aka party.

The god Dionysus will keep
the grape juice flowing.

Oh, man!

All right, who can tell me
what that building is? Chloe.

- The Parthenon?
- Correct.

Whoa.

And the Parthenon
is part of a larger group

of historic buildings
called the...

Tommy.

- The Acropolis?
- Correct.

In the round?

More like she should
turn around, am I right? Sheesh.

She's being a real circle jerk.

Next question, I'm just gonna
jump on her like a backpack.

All right, I'm calling it.

- Good night, sweetie.
- Good night, Lin.

Ow.

Oh, my God, that was quick.

Is she Charleston-ing?

Ow. Ow. All right.

Oh, hey, Gene.
What-what are you doing up?

Hello, Father. I think
I might need some nachos.

No, Gene. No nachos.
Go back to sleep.

Also, I don't think
we have stuff for nachos.

Not with that attitude. Hold on.

If you're sleeping on the couch,
that means...

I could have
a sleepover at Mom's.

Am I dreaming or did I hear
sleepover at Mom's?

- Yup. It's on.
- Yes!

You guys, seriously, be careful.
She's really kicky tonight.

Oh, she wouldn't kick her kids.

- She loves us.
- Is it a sleepover at Mom's?

- Yup.
- May as well.

Aw, sleepover at Mom's?
All right!

But with lingering Dad smell.
- Mm.

Okay,

Chloe and Kaylee got
called on a bunch yesterday.

Maybe we try to sit
where they sat?

Yeah, I want to sit
in the splash zone,

but for answering questions.

- Hey!
- Oh, sorry.

- Um, this is my seat.
- It was your seat yesterday.

Now you can go sit
in no-coins-ville.

But they're all good seats.

That's the beauty
of sitting in the round.

Well, it's just that, yesterday,

this seat got a lot of action,
and not so much over there.

Let's just stay in the same
seats. Keeps things simple,

but don't worry, Louise,
I see all,

like the many-eyed giant, Argos.

Thankfully, I don't have
that many eyes,

or I'd spend
a fortune on contacts.

Anyway, who knows what monster
Argos slayed? Louise.

Oh... Well, I don't know
the answer to that one.

Kind of skimmed the Argos stuff.
I'm gonna say Godzilla?

Oh, no. Tommy.

- Echidna?
- Correct.

Correct.

- Correct. Correct.
- Dang it.

The lady just doesn't see us.
It's not fair.

She's like a shopping cart
with a wobbly wheel,

- she just pulls to the right.
- I hate those shopping carts.

Okay, the marketplace
is open for business.

- Time to cash in those coins.
- Yes!

I'm gonna get that eraser
that looks like a foot.

I'm gonna get a temporary
tattoo. Take that, Mom.

And I'm just gonna watch
everyone else

- get cool things, I guess.
- This is some B. S.

Some serious B. S.

Some super serious B. S.

If I don't get
that windup dolphin

that actually swims
in a bathtub...

I don't even want to think
about it.

Hey, does punching a locker
hurt your hand?

- Probably. Eh, forget it.
- We got to do something.

We could offer her
American cash money.

I have $10 in my dad's wallet.

Or... we could...
make clay coins ourselves.

To... make ourselves
feel better?

No, to use in class.

We make our own replica coins
of Ms. Padaro's replica coins.

You mean like counterfeiting?

I saw that in a movie
that I wasn't supposed to watch

that I watched five times.

Yeah, technically,
it's counterfeiting,

but look, we tried playing by
the rules, and it didn't work.

What are we gonna do?
Not get coins and cool prizes?

- You make a good point.
- I do.

So, who's in for making our
own coins and our own justice?

We're only in
fourth grade once, baby.

- Plus, I'll do anything you do.
- Rudy?

Count-erfeit me in. Man,

this is the coolest
I've ever felt,

and saying that out loud
made it less cool. Sorry. Sorry.

Louise, don't you usually sit
with Gene and Tina at lunch?

Rudy, this is a top secret

counterfeiting
brainstorming session.

I can't trust
those blabber butts.

I told them you were
going through a crisis,

and you needed
special lunch counseling.

Why am I the one who needs
special lunch counseling?

I'm fine.

- Poor Rudy. He looks terrible.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, first thing's first,

we got to make a mold
of a clay coin.

How the H are we gonna do that?

- Millie, can I have a piece of gum?
- From my mouth or fresh?

- How about fresh.
- Weird, but okay.

Rudy, you got a quarter
or a nickel or something?

If I had a nickel for every time
you asked me for a quarter...

Uh, sorry. Here you go.

I hope you're gonna
wipe that off.

Now, you see the impression
this makes? If this gum

was a hard mold, we could
press clay in there,

and it would be
the exact shape of a quarter.

So, all we need
is some gold-colored clay,

a hard mold, and one
of Ms. Padaro's coins.

- And the blood of a virgin.
- What's a virgin?

I think it's someone
who gives a lot of blood.

Oh. My grandfather's a virgin.

I love TV,
and if you're about to say,

"Well, then
why don't you marry it?"

you should know
that we're engaged.

All right, my family.
It's getting late.

- Time for bed.
- You know, I actually

slept really well last night
here on the couch.

Um, I think I'm gonna
do that again.

Aw, okay, Mr. Couching Tiger,
Sleeping Dragon.

You kids want to have
another sleepover at Mom's?

- Yeah!
- Hmm, let me check my schedule.

Just kidding. I'm available.

You guys didn't get
kicked last night?

Of course I'm not gonna
kick them, Bob. They're my kids.

Well, actually you did,
a little, but it felt nice.

- It was like shiatsu.
- I'm gonna take a rain check.

Got to rest up for
ancient Greece class tomorrow

because I'm a good student.

Wow. Our great parenting
just started to work,

with one of you. The rest of you
little delinquents come with me.

- Yay!
- Hey, we can play "Never Have I Ever."

I'll start. Never have I ever
played "Never Have I Ever."

♪ Making my cozy bed. ♪

Oh, right, books. People like
to read those before bed.

Pepper: A Spicy History.

Okay. All right.

Oh, this is nice.

This is very, very nice.

"Forget everything
you know about pepper."

Okay.

That might be enough
reading for tonight.

All right,

let's get that coin. Ms. Padaro,

may I be excused
to visit the restroom?

- Of course.
- Thank you.

So, today, I'd like
to get into the gods

and Mount Olympus.

Um, I don't want
to alarm anyone,

but there's a mouse over there!

I see it, too.

I don't see it. Do you know
what a mouse looks like?

Oh, my gosh, it was right there.

- Keep looking.
- Yeah, yeah.

Keep looking in that direction

- and no-no other direction.
- Huh.

Weird, yeah.
He must've scurried away.

Sorry. And... take us back
to Greece.

A moldy but a goodie.

And Zeus was pretty mad...

The mouse is back! Everyone look

with your eyes.

And... he's gone again.

- Weirdest thing.
- Classic mouse.

Coming and going
whenever it wants.

I can't believe I slept
through the night last night.

I mean, that's
what nights are for.

No, y-you don't understand.

This might be the first time

I've slept all the way through
the night in possibly 15 years.

Is-is this how
regular people feel?

I don't know,
but you do look radiant.

I feel radiant.

- Hi, kids.
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey-o.

Uh, hey. I have
a little group project

to do with Rudy and Millie.

Is it okay if we go upstairs?
We really need to focus.

- Uh, sure.
- I don't remember

doing a group project
for the ancient Greek unit.

- Do you?
- The younger generation

just lives in another world,
don't they?

Okay, we have our mold.

We have our gold clay.
The oven is preheating.

Let's make some money, people.

- I'm in her room.
- We can hear you.

No, you can't.

Come to mama.

- Oh...
- She's beautiful.

Bake, you little fakies.

♪ Slumber party dance party,
lying down in bed ♪

♪ Pew, pew, pew, pew ♪

♪ Slumber party dance
party, lying down in bed... ♪

Mm. Where else can I go
that's quiet? Oh.

This could work.

So, the Socratic method

is about asking questions
and challenging assumptions.

There's no right answer.

Well, that kind of takes
the pressure off.

Ooh, we better get
to the marketplace.

Yeah, o-okay, sure.
Yeah. All right.

Oh, the marketplace you say?

Suppose I could check it out.

What if she figures out
our coins are fake?

She won't if we just
play it cool.

Take it in.

Don't you just love the danger?

What? No! I don't!

Guys, pull it together.
This is just a test-drive.

We don't want
to set off any alarms.

One small thing each.

Okay, who's next? Louise?

- Yes. Hello.
- RUDY andHi.

Holy crap, it worked. It worked.

- What a rush.
- Okay, so it's game on.

- Now, I love school.
- I kind of want to steal a truck.

I could put this sticker
in my locker. I could put this

sticker on my skateboard
if I had a skateboard.

Smell this.
I love eraser smell.

I can't believe
we can make our own coins

- and get whatever we want.
- Guys, I love this stuff, too,

but we got to keep a low profile

and try to get called on
every now and then, okay?

So, what are we gonna do?

- Never stop buying stuff?
- No.

We're gonna keep a low profile.

No big-ticket items
and no spending sprees.

- Right. Yup. Got it. Yup.
- Okay, great. Great. Yeah. Got it.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
whoo-ooh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Whoo-ooh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

And Daedalus tells Icarus,

"Hey, buddy, don't fly

"too high or the sun
will melt the wax

on your wings, and you'll fall."
But Icarus gets pretty cocky,

and he flies way up in the sky,
and sure enough,

wax melts,
and Icarus comes tumbling down.

I can't relate
to this story at all.

Icarus? More like
"Dumb as a stick-arus."

Let's open that marketplace.

I know that the windup dolphin
costs a lot,

but I have the coins,

and it sure would look
badass in my tub.

Bup, bup, bup. Lower shelf only.

- Hello, you.
- Rudy.

Ooh, I hadn't even noticed
that laser pointer.

Millie.
What can I get

- for you, Rudy?
- Uh...

Three bouncy balls.
That's all we're getting.

One for each of us. Thank you.

This is a magical
basement wonderland.

♪ I haven't had
a space of my own ♪

♪ Since I was a kid ♪

♪ Who knew I could decorate ♪

♪ Like I just did? ♪

♪ Down here,
it could be Christmas ♪

♪ Or summer ♪

♪ Donna Summer ♪

♪ 'Cause bedtime is me time ♪

♪ I love Mom,
but I need a break ♪

♪ It's a school night,
for frick's sake ♪

TINA and

♪ Bedtime is me time ♪

♪ Not one bedside table,
but two ♪

♪ A book I'm almost
a quarter way through ♪

♪ And that's not even
the best part ♪

♪ A bathroom of my own ♪

♪ I poop like a king ♪

♪ A candle, lemon water ♪

♪ I heard that's a thing ♪

♪ 'Cause bedtime is me time ♪

♪ Bedtime is me time. ♪

Hey, uh, how you doing
today, buddy?

I was a little worried
about you yesterday.

Oh, what,
with the dolphin? Pfft.

I didn't cry about it
in the bathtub at all.

Hey, friends.
Look who was feeling

a little crafty last night.

Whoa.
What are you doing?

We have a system.
We have quality control.

You can't just make
more coins on your own.

- Oh, but I did.
- Wow. No offense,

but some of these
are really bad.

Oh, no! Some coins aren't
the exact right perfect shape.

Sue me.

Millie, that one's
basically square.

And I'm pretty sure
that's a penny.

Okay, God!

I won't use the really bad ones.

That's all of them.
Okay, new rule, Millie,

no using any of those coins.

I didn't realize today was
bring your mother to school day.

- You guys coming in?
- Yup. Get me to the Greek, right?

Whoa!

"Did you know peppercorns
are actually dried berries?"

Aw. He loves that pepper book.

"You're cute
when you read a book."

Hey, if you want
to chat with Dad,

I could rest my eyes
for a few hours.

Yeah, I think I left
the Dutch oven on in my bed.

I should go check it.

No, no, no. Sorry, I'm off.
We're moisturizing.

- Okay, sure.
- Great.

Wait, hold on.

"I think I might need
reading glasses."

"Get them. You'll look good.

Like a sexy senior citizen."

Yup. I-I need glasses.

The Hippocratic Oath
is named after...

Oops. Did anyone
drop a coin? Huh.

- This one looks a little different.
- Millie.

- What the hell?
- Uh, different how?

- The shape's a little funny.
- Like "ha-ha" funny?

I mean, it's-- not like
it's counterfeit.

Yeah. No one would do that.

And if it was, I did put in

a little secret
security feature.

Security feature? That sounds,
uh, neat. What is that?

When I made my coins,
I baked in a little strip

of aluminum foil,
so I'd know they were mine. See?

Oh. There's no foil.

That's weird. Huh...

Foil.

No foil. Foil.

Foil. No foil.

Wait, someone's making
fake coins?

- Looks like it.
- Isn't that, like, bad?

Yes. It's really bad.

Should we call the FBI?

Maybe. No, probably not.

But I want whoever did this
to step forward.

All right.

I'll let the guilty party
sleep on it,

and if no one comes forward
tomorrow, then no symposium.

- No what?
- No party.

My heart!

But what about
the bottomless grape juice?

- Gone.
- What about the baklava for days?

Bakla-not gonna happen.

- Aw, man.
- Oh, crap.

I got to say,
I miss the cushions.

Yeah, is it okay to sit on
the couch's skeleton like this?

If you saw my setup
in the basement,

you'd agree it's worth it,
but also, let me know

if you have any blankets you're not using.

Hello? Oh, hi, Rudy. Louise,

- it's for you.
- Um, I'll take it in the kitchen.

Got it. Hello?

Hey, Louise. It's Rudy.
Quick question.

Do you think they'll let me
take my stuffed animal to jail

because I can't sleep
without Pancake!

No one's going
to jail, okay, buddy?

Hold on, that's the other line.

- I don't think I would like the food there.
- Hello?

I think we got to get rid of
Rudy. I think he's gonna talk.

Millie, he's not
gonna talk, okay?

He's on the other line, and he's
cool as a cucumber. Hold on.

- Rudy, how we doing?
- I'm freaking out!

Hold on. Hi, Millie.

How's Rudy?
He's cracking, right?

He's slightly worried.

He, you know, doesn't want
to ruin the party for everyone.

People can get grape juice

other places in their life,
Louise, it's fine.

Hey, I'm not worried about it,

or feeling guilty
about it, at all.

You're not gonna make a peep.
Rudy's not gonna make a peep.

Anyone who makes a peep
gets hit in the head

- with a lead peep.
- Okay, okay, geez.

You still back there, sweetie?

Oh, sorry.
I might've fallen asleep

- from all the fun we're having.
- You should do what I do,

use your face as a hand.

- Hi, hon.
- Hey, Lin. What-what are you up to?

Little back rub train
before bed. What about you?

I was just about to go to sleep,
but I thought,

you know, I'd say good night.

Mm. Boy, I just realized
I-I haven't had

my toothbrush in a long time.

Oh, I noticed. Hey, I could
bring it down for you.

You-you want to come here? Now?

Yeah, I want to see
what you've done down there.

Okay. Uh, great. I'll-I'll
see you in a few minutes.

Oh, my God, Linda's coming over.

This place is not ready
for company.

Too sad. Too Dixieland-y.
Here we go.

Knock, knock.

Ooh, it's nice down here.

Look at you with the lights
and the stuff.

I feel like I'm in
a dirty basement in Paris.

Ooh, it's cold, though.

Yeah, it can get
a little chilly.

I've been sleeping with all
the blankets I could find

and three towels.

- Here's your toothbrush.
- Thank you.

I'll put that... here.
Would you like a drink?

I'm making myself
a beer in a glass.

Fancy. I'll take a wine
in a glass, if you have one,

and I don't want to be forward,
but I might

get in your bed real quick
'cause it's freezing.

How about wine that's a beer?
And we share the glass.

And it's not cold.

Everything else here is cold,
but the beer is warm.

- Let's see if I can...
- Oh. Okay.

- All right.
- ...squeeze in here. I'm in.

- Oh! It's tight.
- We're both, we're both in.

- I'm off! Now I'm off.
- We're both in. Oh!

- Now I'm off.
- Let me, let me pull you back up.

I can be off, uh, over here
a little bit. It's fine.

This is nice.

I should come back
upstairs, right?

Yeah, you should.
I miss your night farts.

It's always three in a row.
It's comforting.

Yeah, and I miss hearing
your sleep muttering.

Whatever it is you're saying,
you're very emphatic.

I'm not kicking anymore,
by the way. The kids are.

They're kicking me like crazy.

I guess they started
fighting back.

Should I, uh,
bring the Christmas lights?

Yeah, and the beer,
and brush your teeth.

Right, right.

Okay, everyone.

You had a night
to think about it.

Who wants to come forward?

Well, then, unfortunately,

I have to call off
the symposium.

- Come on!
- Just say you did it,

whoever you are.
I deserve a party.

I haven't been to one
since Saturday.

Yeah, and I'm not allowed
to have grape juice at home,

so fess up!

You know, I'm just--
I'm really disappointed,

and the ancient Greeks
would be, too.

They believed in ethics,
fairness, justice.

I mean, to be honest,

I don't know if I want to do
this unit again.

- What do you mean?
- It's a lot of work. I mean,

I buy all this stuff
with my own money.

It's too much if something
like this is gonna happen.

Oh, uh, well, philosophically,

maybe we should
talk this through.

That-That's Greek, right?
Philosophically?

- Yeah.
- Well, speaking of fairness,

whoever made the coins,
I'm just guessing,

maybe they did it
because it wasn't quite fair

the way the coins
were being handed out.

I'm just using
the Socratic method.

That's not the Socratic method.

Uh, is it not
the Socratic method?

That's the Socratic method.

Oh, really? I'm just saying,

I don't know, but I'm imagining
that, whoever did this,

they might have had
their hand up a lot

and didn't get called on
because sitting in a circle

is not a great idea
because it's a bad idea.

I mean, is it not a bad idea?

So, hypothetically,
this person felt

it was okay for them
to make fake coins?

You know, Socrates said
suffering an injustice

does not make it okay
to commit an injustice.

Good to know, good to know.

Um, maybe the people
who committed the injustice

also feel bad about getting
the party canceled

and also kind of
really liked the class

and maybe wouldn't want you
to stop teaching it.

And maybe those people
didn't sleep at all last night,

even though they have Pancake.

I don't know, maybe
those people don't feel

any regret at all, just
adrenaline, and that's fine.

Hmm. I guess the rewards thing
can be problematic.

Also, at any given moment,
I can't see

half the class,
and I'm nearsighted,

and my hearing's not that great.

Maybe this is more ethically
complicated than I thought.

I'm not sure what's happening,

but does that mean
we can have the party?

Uh, yeah. Okay.

I guess we should accept

that we may never
get to the bottom of this.

Louise, Rudy, Millie, will you
see me after class? No reason.

Yup. Yup. Yup.

- Oh, God.
- Not a peep.

I got it, I got it.

Third time you bumped the table.
Just saying,

but, uh, have fun.

Totally fair punishment,
Ms. Padaro.

- Yup.
- I know.

Hey, so my dad
has a laser printer.

- I think we can make $30 bills.
- Bad influence!

Bad influence!

Pancake, my number one

snuggle pal, this is for you.

♪ Your eyes are on the same
side of your head ♪

♪ You live in the ocean
that is my bed ♪

♪ Uh-huh, Pancake,
you found me ♪

♪ And I found you ♪

♪ I want to thank you ♪

♪ How do I thank you? ♪

♪ I guess by thanking you ♪

♪ Pancake, I thank you. ♪

I know you'd squeeze me back

if you could, buddy.
I love you.

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