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‐Ugh, so filthy.
‐Us or the house?
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‐Both, kind of. No offense.
‐None taken. Oops.
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Listen, don't forget, we got
to keep the apartment clean
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for when Violet comes.
Who's Violet, again?
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The woman who wrote us
that letter,
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who grew up in the apartment.
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She's coming over this afternoon
to see the old place.
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She's gonna be disappointed
when she remembers it's this.
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Dad, can you take another bite,
but this time, look more alive?
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‐Huh?
‐It's for my photography class
assignment.
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‐The theme is life.
‐Why is me eating eggs life?
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Um, because it's due today
and I kind of waited
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till the last minute, so smile?
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‐Hmm.
‐Thattagirl.
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I mean, I'm not
totally confident
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with the school camera.
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A lot of the pictures
I take are kind of blurry‐‐
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sometimes a lot blurry‐‐
but at least I don't skip class
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‐like everyone else.
‐Oh.
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And by "everyone," I mean Tammy,
Jimmy Jr., Jocelyn and Zeke.
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Ah, the teenage pubin'
ninja turtles.
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Yeah, they sneak off
during class and get slushies
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at the convenience store
down the street.
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And then they hang out
at an abandoned house
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that's partly demolished.
They call it Half House.
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I've never gone with them,
but it sounds great.
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sounds terrible.
Except for the slushies part.
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We used to skip school and go
to the dried‐up sewer tunnel.
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It smelled a little,
but it was fun.
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But you shouldn't skip.
No, I know. I don't skip class.
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But I feel like I miss out
on all the fun.
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Well, you probably miss out
on a lot of tetanus.
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Hey, T, take a picture of this.
I'm Glenn Toast.
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Gene! You're getting crumbs
all over the floor.
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Sorry. It's for art.
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Oh, my God.
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Half House was so fun yesterday.
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Remember when some
of the ceiling fell down
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and we pretended we were
putting in a skylight?
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Yeah.
So much natural light.
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I wouldn't mind
seeing natural light.
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Hey, have you guys noticed
Mr. Branca's been mopping
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that same spot
for a really long time?
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Maybe he's lost in thought,
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remembering all the tricky
spills he's cleaned up.
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‐And all the spills
that got away.
‐Oh...
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Oops, it rolled over there.
You better go get it.
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‐Odd.
‐Yeah. Why does he hate
pencils so much?
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Because they taunt you with
their delicious‐looking erasers
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that actually
don't taste that good?
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And here's the living room
that always looks this clean.
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Oh, my goodness.
It's just like I remembered.
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‐The wall?
‐The whole room.
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Except we had
the couch over there,
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'cause it just made
the most sense.
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But the couch over there
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‐is what you did.
‐Oh. Uh‐huh.
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So in your letter,
you mentioned you're in town
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for your mom's 90th birthday?
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Yep. We've got
a big family party planned.
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All the cousins are coming.
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Ooh, fun. Kissing cousins,
maybe? Right? No.
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‐Right, right. Yuck.
‐Could I look at my old room?
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Of course.
Just don't look under the bed.
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Not because
anyone stuffed a bunch
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of dirty clothes under there.
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So you got the close‐up,
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the medium shot
and my favorite, the long shot.
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This is the one
that came in very handy
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in my work
as a private investigator.
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Caught a lot of dirty dogs
with the long shot.
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‐Did I mention
I used to be a P. I.?
‐Yes.
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Okay, remember, the photography
show is this Friday,
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and the theme is
different perspectives.
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Can I use this picture
of Jocelyn
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I just took on my phone
for the show?
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No, no cell phone pictures.
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This is a film photography
class.
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Like it's been since I gave you
the film cameras to use.
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‐And all that film?
‐
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And no slacking off
for this show, people.
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Look, I know I'm a fun teacher.
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Everyone wants to take
De Santo's class.
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"He's an authority figure
but he's also cool."
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Yeah, you are.
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But you know what's not cool?
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Slacking off, like some of you
have been doing.
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Not you, Susmita.
You're nailing it.
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Yeah, I was gonna say.
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So step it up,
because right now,
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it looks like a lot of you
are riding the D train.
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Oh, no. Mr. De Santo,
how do we know
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if we're currently
on the D train?
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When I hand you back your work
and it usually has D's on it,
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that's a pretty good sign.
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Oh, yeah,
that's sounding familiar.
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Okay, go explore
and take some pictures.
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I'll see you here
before the bell rings.
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I don't want
to get stuck on the D train.
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Oh, no! It broke.
You can just screw it back on.
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Oh, cool trick.
Thanks, Susmita.
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It's not really a trick.
It's just how cameras work.
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Right, right.
Wink.
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Thanks, Bob.
I mean, it's not
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how Linda pours coffee‐‐
you know, with a little flair‐‐
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‐but it's fine.
‐Sorry, Teddy.
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Geez, Linda's been upstairs
for a while.
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I mean, how long
does it take for someone
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to look at our apartment?
It's not that big.
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‐Oh, there they are.
‐Bob, come here and meet Violet.
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‐She's leaving.
‐Linda, Bob poured
the coffee weird.
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‐What?
‐I‐I'll tell you
when you come in.
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Bob, Violet says this place
used to be a donut shop.
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‐Did we know that?
‐I don't think so.
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It always smelled
so good out here.
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And now it smells...
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So, I should get going.
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‐Oh.
‐Thank you both
for letting me come.
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Of course.
You come back anytime, okay?
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‐All right, bye.
‐Bye.
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O‐Our place smells okay, right?
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Wow, so that was
some heavy‐duty stuff
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about us needing
to step it up in class.
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Maybe no one should ditch
and we should all just have fun
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doing our photography
schoolwork?
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Nah. We're still
getting slushies
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‐and going to Half House.
‐Yeah.
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I want to play Is That
Gonna Give Me a Splinter?
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I love that game.
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Except that time I got
a really bad splinter.
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But, guys, I mean,
I'm pretty sure none of us
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can afford to get a D
in this class, right?
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Eh, I'm getting A's and B's
in all my other classes.
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One D is not gonna pee
on my GPA.
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‐Me, too.
‐Same.
‐Yeah.
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Wait, you guys are all
getting A's and B's?
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Even you, Jocelyn?
I mean, you, too, Jocelyn?
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‐Yeah. I'm brainy.
‐Come on, you guys.
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Let's get in touch
with some slush.
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Have fun.
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Look at them go.
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They're gonna have
the best time.
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How the hell is Jocelyn
getting A's and B's?
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‐Hey, Tina.
‐Aah!
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Sorry to interrupt you doing
whatever it is you're doing.
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‐Wait, why are you here?
‐I was in study hall
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and I saw you out here
so I got a bathroom pass.
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Listen, I got a Branca update.
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Hey, I saw you guys talking,
so I told Coach Blevins
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that I lost a ball over here
'cause I kicked it so hard.
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‐I'm a jock.
‐So, guess who's still mopping
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the same spot.
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‐Mr. Branca.
‐Interesting.
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Maybe he's a robot
and got stuck in a mop loop?
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‐
‐Oh, sorry,
I'm in the photo zone.
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‐You know what I mean.
‐Oh, yeah. Totally.
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Well, I guess I should
take some pictures, too.
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Of different perspectives.
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Is that why you're holding
your camera upside down?
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What? Dang it.
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Susmita, how are you so good
at this stuff?
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Tina, if you want, I can show
you some photography basics.
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‐Really?
‐Yeah, I mean,
turning the camera
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the right way
gets you halfway there.
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‐Sort of.
‐Right. Halfway.
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Half. Half House.
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‐
‐This is the most fun
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I've had in my whole life!
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‐Tina?
‐Huh? Yeah?
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You ready to take some pictures?
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Uh, yes, so slush.
I mean so much. I mean, yay.
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So, how was everyone's day
at school?
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Anyone pass any fun notes
during class?
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Give Mama the gossip.
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Well, let's see.
Mr. Branca's brain broke
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and he mopped
the same spot all day.
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Also, I kicked a ball
really hard in P.E.
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‐No, I didn't.
‐Tina, what about you?
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How did my egg picture work out?
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‐Everybody see life in it?
‐I don't know. You tell me.
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‐It's good.
‐It's blurry.
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They're all blurry.
And apparently you can get a D
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in photography class
when you take pictures
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that aren't "in focus."
So now Susmita's helping me.
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Aw, that's the one you took
of everyone watching TV.
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You're not in it,
but you can't tell
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'cause everyone's
kind of blobby.
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‐I'm putting this one
on the fridge.
‐
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Oh, I just got a text
from Violet.
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She wants to come tomorrow
and bring her brother.
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Huh, I'm surprised
she wants to come back.
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Well, y‐you did say
"Come back any time."
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So maybe, not that surprising?
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Oh, boy.
I got to clean again.
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No one get anything
on the floor.
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In fact, let's eat
over the toilet
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so we can flush away the crumbs.
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‐Yay!
‐Wait, wait, never mind.
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‐Bad idea, bad idea.
‐Too late, I'm doing it.
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So that looks like
a leaf, right?
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Yeah. Wait is this
a trick question?
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But look what happens
when you go in really close.
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Oh, cool. It's like
I'm on an airplane
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looking down
at a really neat ground.
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I'd call that perspective
a little different, right?
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Yeah, sure, sure.
Oh, hey, guys.
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Later, tater.
It's ditching hour.
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I'm gonna stay here.
You know, like I usually do.
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Oh, they're already gone.
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Um, do you want to take
some pictures? What? Uh, sure.
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Maybe I'll take some pictures
of this fence.
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‐Lens cap.
‐Huh? Who's Len Scap?
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No, your lens cap is on.
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Oh, whoops.
Good eye, Susmita, good eye.
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I can't stay long.
I got to get back to P.E.
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and hopefully not get hit
too hard in my pee place
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‐with a dodgeball.
‐Shh. Look, there's Branca,
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buffing the cleanest spot
in school.
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Come on. Let's go get
the download‐ian
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from that custodian.
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Keep moving.
I'm buffing here.
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Speaking of, Mr. Branca,
seems like you've been cleaning
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this same spot
for the past two days.
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Hey, I don't come
to your classroom
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and tell you how to do
your algebras, do I?
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‐I mean, I wish you would.
‐Wait, did we get
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a new Wagstaff Whaler
model ship thingy?
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Ring, ring, ring.
That's the bell.
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You got to go.
Bye‐bye.
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Aah! If you're hinting
for us to leave,
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you're not being
very subtle about it, FYI.
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‐I'm back!
‐Lin! Bob and I
missed you so much.
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Yeah.
You were gone a long time.
235
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I know, I know,
but Violet and her brother
236
00:08:35,276 --> 00:08:37,378
were telling me stories
about when they were little.
237
00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:39,680
We were laughing
and looking around the place.
238
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Oh, and they saw
your underwear drawer.
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‐I'm sorry, it just happened.
‐Uh, okay.
240
00:08:43,216 --> 00:08:45,986
Well, it's nice that Violet
got to see the apartment, again,
241
00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:47,453
but I'm glad you're back.
242
00:08:47,453 --> 00:08:50,323
I mean, I kind of miss
when both of us worked here.
243
00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:53,326
‐Yeah, yeah, uh...
‐Oh, no. What?
244
00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:54,927
They're coming back tomorrow
and bringing a lot of cousins.
245
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‐They're coming again?
‐Their whole family's in town
246
00:08:57,095 --> 00:08:58,530
for their mom's 90th,
and they want to see
247
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‐the apartment, too.
‐Hey, Lin, I have an idea.
248
00:09:01,032 --> 00:09:02,601
What if I go upstairs
with them tomorrow
249
00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:05,269
and you stay down here,
and it'll be a short visit
250
00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:07,238
'cause I'm not that good
at talking to people
251
00:09:07,238 --> 00:09:09,206
and they'll get uncomfortable
and leave?
252
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:10,941
Aw, sweetie, people don't get
253
00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,643
that uncomfortable
talking to you.
254
00:09:12,643 --> 00:09:14,711
‐Eh...
‐I promise I'll keep it short.
255
00:09:14,711 --> 00:09:17,880
Oh, and don't use the bathroom
upstairs until then, okay?
256
00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,115
Oh, my God.
257
00:09:19,115 --> 00:09:20,350
All right, people.
258
00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,518
So, as a former P. I.,
I notice things.
259
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:25,754
For instance, I just noticed
something in my garbage can.
260
00:09:25,754 --> 00:09:27,456
Four empty slushie cups.
261
00:09:27,456 --> 00:09:30,092
This makes me suspect
that some of you have been
262
00:09:30,092 --> 00:09:32,059
leaving school
during class time.
263
00:09:32,059 --> 00:09:33,928
What?
Nobody's leaving school.
264
00:09:33,928 --> 00:09:36,163
But if someone
was leaving school,
265
00:09:36,163 --> 00:09:37,465
would that even be a problem?
266
00:09:37,465 --> 00:09:39,200
I mean, 'cause this
is such an understanding,
267
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,368
super cool, relaxed vibe
kind of class.
268
00:09:41,368 --> 00:09:43,737
Thank you, it is. But if you
were leaving school grounds
269
00:09:43,737 --> 00:09:45,171
during this cool class,
270
00:09:45,171 --> 00:09:47,107
I'd have to send you
to the principal's office,
271
00:09:47,107 --> 00:09:48,441
and you could be suspended.
272
00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,175
‐Oh.
‐Oh, my God.
‐
273
00:09:50,175 --> 00:09:51,844
Looks like those little ditches
are gonna have
274
00:09:51,844 --> 00:09:53,045
‐to ditch the ditching.
‐Huh?
275
00:09:53,045 --> 00:09:54,313
Nothing.
Should we hit the darkroom?
276
00:09:54,313 --> 00:09:56,148
I brought a flashlight.
Just kidding.
277
00:09:56,148 --> 00:09:59,050
I know that ruins pictures.
I mean, I know that now.
278
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♪ Pictures ♪
279
00:10:00,885 --> 00:10:02,987
♪ Taking pictures ♪
280
00:10:03,054 --> 00:10:06,057
♪ Where is Linda? ♪
281
00:10:06,157 --> 00:10:07,524
♪ Take more pictures ♪
282
00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:09,726
♪ Try to focus,
pictures, pictures ♪
283
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,094
♪ Take more pictures ♪
284
00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:13,096
♪ Click, click, camera, click ♪
285
00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:15,933
♪ Trying to solve
a really weird mystery ♪
286
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,300
♪ Pictures. ♪
287
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,035
The photography show
288
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,403
is tonight
and I'm still not sure
289
00:10:20,403 --> 00:10:22,371
which picture I should use.
I mean, this one's
290
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,607
too blurry, that one's too dark,
that one is dark and blurry.
291
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:27,108
‐Tina, that one's pretty good.
‐Really?
292
00:10:27,108 --> 00:10:29,244
The picture I took of Tammy
and all those guys ditching?
293
00:10:29,244 --> 00:10:31,279
And not at all because I was
super jealous of them ditching?
294
00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:34,282
Yeah. The fence against
the blurry background, it's...
295
00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:37,451
‐Did you mean to do that?
‐Oh, uh, yeah?
296
00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:40,120
I think this one is gonna
get you off the D train.
297
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,289
‐You think?
‐D, for "definitely."
298
00:10:42,289 --> 00:10:44,857
I mean, you can't
really tell who they are.
299
00:10:44,857 --> 00:10:48,094
Yeah, they're all blurry blobs.
So I can use this in the show.
300
00:10:48,094 --> 00:10:49,295
It really is my best picture.
301
00:10:49,295 --> 00:10:51,164
Yeah, it is.
Let that puppy dry out
302
00:10:51,164 --> 00:10:53,865
and get ready to get
an average grade in this class.
303
00:10:53,865 --> 00:10:55,534
Um, I don't think so.
304
00:10:55,534 --> 00:10:58,070
‐Tammy.
‐You can go ahead
and drown that puppy,
305
00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:00,105
because you are not
using it in the show.
306
00:11:00,105 --> 00:11:02,395
I'm sorry I said that thing
about drowning puppies.
307
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,612
Susmita's the one who brought
up puppies. It's her fault.
308
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:10,022
No, Tina, you can't use
that photo in the show.
309
00:11:10,022 --> 00:11:11,856
I'm in it, and I don't
give you permission,
310
00:11:11,856 --> 00:11:14,492
I'm not signing a release
and I will sue your boobs off.
311
00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:16,027
It's not of you.
It's of a fence.
312
00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:17,695
A‐And it's the only picture
I took
313
00:11:17,695 --> 00:11:20,531
that's good enough for the show.
Well, then, crop me out of it.
314
00:11:20,531 --> 00:11:21,899
You can't really be cropped out.
315
00:11:21,899 --> 00:11:23,867
‐You're in the middle.
‐Sorry, can't use it.
316
00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:26,470
‐But I really...
‐Tina, I can't get
suspended for ditching.
317
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:27,704
My parents are gonna
let me visit
318
00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:28,971
my cousin in Greece this summer.
319
00:11:28,971 --> 00:11:31,774
BFOG.
Boys From Other Greece, Tina.
320
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,477
And if I get suspended, there's
no way they'll let me go.
321
00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:37,613
‐Hey, girls.
‐Oh, hey, Mr. De Santo.
322
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,014
I got to step out
for a few minutes.
323
00:11:39,014 --> 00:11:40,849
The new blazers for
the debate team just arrived,
324
00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:43,752
and apparently the shoulder pads
are out of control.
325
00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:45,353
Leave any pictures
for the photography show
326
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:47,888
on that shelf over there.
I'm gonna put them up in a bit.
327
00:11:47,888 --> 00:11:49,657
‐Okay.
‐Got it.
‐Mine's already there.
328
00:11:49,657 --> 00:11:52,726
Sorry, Tammy, but I really think
I got to use this picture.
329
00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:54,829
Hmm, you know what?
I'm looking at it again,
330
00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:56,529
and you're right,
you can hardly tell
331
00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:57,997
that beautiful person is me.
332
00:11:57,997 --> 00:12:00,266
Wait, so does that mean
you're okay if I use it?
333
00:12:00,266 --> 00:12:01,835
‐Yeah. It's fine.
‐Really?
334
00:12:01,835 --> 00:12:03,803
Yeah.
Hey, I just got an idea.
335
00:12:03,803 --> 00:12:06,805
Let's get after‐school slushies
and go to Half House.
336
00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:09,475
After‐school slushies
and after‐school Half House?
337
00:12:09,475 --> 00:12:11,143
Okay, that's legal.
Susmita, you coming?
338
00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:13,812
Eh, I was gonna stay here
and do some more developing.
339
00:12:13,812 --> 00:12:16,748
Oh, Susmita, you have to come.
Um, why?
340
00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:18,282
Uh, because
you're gonna love it.
341
00:12:18,282 --> 00:12:20,752
Put the school work down for
once and let loose, you goose.
342
00:12:20,752 --> 00:12:22,919
Yeah, come, Susmita.
It'll be fun, I assume.
343
00:12:22,919 --> 00:12:25,355
Come with us. We'll have fun.
344
00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:27,724
Come with us.
We'll have fun.
345
00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:29,593
At the house wh...
Oh.
346
00:12:29,593 --> 00:12:31,861
‐Okay, I'll come.
‐Mm‐kay, great.
347
00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:33,562
So, you think there's gonna
be broken glass there?
348
00:12:33,562 --> 00:12:35,898
‐If we're lucky.
‐Oh, I just remembered
349
00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:37,733
I have to do this one thing
that I forgot I had to do
350
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:39,235
and I really have to do it,
351
00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:42,437
but you guys go ahead and
I'll meet up with you in a bit.
352
00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:44,606
‐Okay.
‐Go, go, go.
353
00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:45,840
They sell out of
the red slushies sometimes,
354
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,675
and the red slushies
are the best.
355
00:12:47,675 --> 00:12:49,210
Come on, Susmita.
We half to go.
356
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:51,044
‐Get it? Like Half House.
‐Yeah, I get it.
357
00:12:51,044 --> 00:12:53,213
See?
We're already halfing fun.
358
00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:54,715
Okay, I'll stop.
359
00:12:54,715 --> 00:12:57,217
Oh, you're Violet's
cousin Lewis.
360
00:12:57,217 --> 00:12:58,719
I've heard so much about you.
361
00:12:58,719 --> 00:12:59,919
Did you pass
the kidney stones yet?
362
00:12:59,919 --> 00:13:02,422
‐Uh, working on it.
‐Oh, good for you.
363
00:13:02,422 --> 00:13:03,790
Look at this picture.
364
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,224
Doesn't this remind you
of the one we took
365
00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:06,859
when we were kids?
366
00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:08,660
You know, from Thanksgiving
when Victor was showing us
367
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:10,595
his juggling and he hit
Mom's boob with an orange?
368
00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:12,164
‐Aw.
‐Oh, yeah.
369
00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:14,099
Except the couch was
on the other side of the room.
370
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:16,101
And for the record, that was
my first time juggling oranges.
371
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:18,702
‐And Mom's boob was fine.
‐Hey, you know what?
372
00:13:18,702 --> 00:13:21,138
Everybody from that picture
is here right now.
373
00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:24,308
‐Except Mom.
‐You know
what you should do?
374
00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:25,875
Recreate your family photo.
375
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,677
Like that guy
on the Internet did
376
00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:30,246
where he wore a onesie
and he sat on his dad's lap.
377
00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:31,548
Ooh, that's a great idea.
378
00:13:31,548 --> 00:13:33,616
We could get Mom
and bring her here.
379
00:13:33,616 --> 00:13:35,951
Linda, would it be okay
if we moved the couch?
380
00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:38,053
Just shift it a little bit
across the room.
381
00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:40,389
‐Just for the picture.
‐Oh, yeah, we got to move
the couch.
382
00:13:40,389 --> 00:13:41,990
You guys go ahead,
and I'm gonna text Bob
383
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,659
and tell him I'll be up here
a little longer.
384
00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:47,862
"Coming back soon.
Doing a quick thing first."
385
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,497
We'd have to move the TV, too.
386
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:53,500
‐And the coffee table.
‐Yeah, yeah. "Lin. Please no."
387
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,536
"It'll just take
a few minutes to an hour.
388
00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:01,807
Love, your great wife,
who you love, Linda." And send.
389
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,242
Look! Tina!
390
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,877
You can see the toilet
from the living room,
391
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,946
and I can see you when
I'm sitting on the toilet.
392
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:09,849
‐Now, that's an open floor plan.
‐That's, uh, great.
393
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,151
‐This is uh, all really great.
‐Tammy's taking a long time,
394
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,786
so I'm gonna take a sip
of her slushie.
395
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,755
‐Don't tell.
‐Where is Tammy?
396
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,857
She said she was gonna go
to the darkroom for some reason.
397
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:20,691
And she said something
about a negative,
398
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:23,494
and I was like,
"Just be positive, girl."
399
00:14:23,494 --> 00:14:25,429
I knew
she was up to something.
400
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,231
Tina, I bet she went back
to the darkroom
401
00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:29,665
‐to mess up your picture.
‐Oh, my God.
402
00:14:29,665 --> 00:14:31,000
‐I got to go.
‐I'm coming with you.
403
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,170
Uh, bye. Half House
is a whole lot of fun
404
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,305
and not boring at all.
405
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,907
Ah. Whoa, what was that?
406
00:14:38,907 --> 00:14:40,842
You guys having a thunderstorm
in your apartment?
407
00:14:40,842 --> 00:14:43,879
It doesn't sound good,
whatever it is.
408
00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:45,580
Okay, I'm gonna
find out what's happening,
409
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,081
and if I can make it stop.
410
00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,883
Teddy, do you mind
if I lock you in?
411
00:14:48,883 --> 00:14:50,684
What? Now you're going
upstairs, too?
412
00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:52,420
No, no, no.
Just eat your burger
413
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,621
and I'll be right back down.
414
00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:56,723
Uh, okay. I can do that.
Like this?
415
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:59,292
Teddy, just eat the burger
the way you normally eat it
416
00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:00,460
and I'll be right back.
417
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,829
Uh, Linda?
W‐What's going on?
418
00:15:02,829 --> 00:15:04,431
We're recreating
the old living room
419
00:15:04,431 --> 00:15:07,332
so they can recreate a family
photo that was very funny.
420
00:15:07,332 --> 00:15:08,767
And Violet's mom
is on her way here.
421
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,836
And they're gonna surprise her
for her 90th birthday.
422
00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:12,504
And it's great
and you're totally on board.
423
00:15:12,504 --> 00:15:13,905
Thanks for letting us
do this, Bob.
424
00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:15,673
You're gonna make my mom's
birthday so special.
425
00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,575
Also, doesn't the couch
look better over there?
426
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,577
I think it does.
Isn't it great?
427
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,245
Look at that couch
where it's meant to be.
428
00:15:21,245 --> 00:15:23,814
Oh, I love all of this so much.
429
00:15:23,814 --> 00:15:26,116
Okay, well, I guess
I'll go back downstairs
430
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:28,485
and you guys
will keep doing this.
431
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,087
Mom's here.
Victor's bringing her up.
432
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:32,021
‐Everyone, hide!
‐Okay, good luck.
433
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:33,456
Wait, Bob,
you can't go down yet.
434
00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:34,757
You'll ruin the surprise.
435
00:15:34,757 --> 00:15:36,625
But her mom
doesn't even know who I am.
436
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:37,693
She's coming.
437
00:15:37,693 --> 00:15:39,328
But Teddy's alone
in the restaurant
438
00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:40,729
and you know I can't crouch.
439
00:15:40,729 --> 00:15:43,698
‐S‐Shush.
‐Ow, I hate crouching.
440
00:15:43,698 --> 00:15:46,601
Well, this is Branca's
favorite spot, but no Branca.
441
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:48,369
I thought our plan of spying
on him after school
442
00:15:48,369 --> 00:15:50,704
when there were no kids around
was a good one, but where is he?
443
00:15:50,704 --> 00:15:53,173
I don't know,
but this floor is really clean.
444
00:15:53,173 --> 00:15:54,475
Oops, not anymore.
445
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,410
The Whaler ship
definitely looks different.
446
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,611
Hmm.
I'm not great with ships.
447
00:15:58,611 --> 00:16:00,646
I know the cloth things
are called boat flaps.
448
00:16:00,646 --> 00:16:02,882
‐
‐Wait, shh. Do you hear that?
449
00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:05,251
Come on, glue. Be more sticky.
450
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,886
‐What's he doing?
‐Gene, don't lean on me. Whoa!
451
00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:08,820
‐
‐Who's there?
452
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,956
What? This isn't
the after‐school program
453
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:12,724
for gifted
and talented children.
454
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,726
Wait a minute, is that
the Wagstaff Whaler ship?
455
00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:19,630
No, this is a‐a cleaning device
shaped like a ship.
456
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,265
It's from Sweden.
457
00:16:21,265 --> 00:16:22,800
‐Ooh.
‐Uh‐huh.
‐Uh, fine.
458
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:27,036
This is the Wagstaff's
precious Whaler model ship.
459
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,571
Then what's the ship
in the case?
460
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,707
It's a decoy ship
I put in there.
461
00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:33,109
I was cleaning the Whaler's case
a few days ago
462
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,811
and it accidentally
dropped on the floor.
463
00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:39,715
Some of its little pieces broke
and I‐I'm repairing it.
464
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:41,417
Why didn't you just
tell people what happened
465
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,285
instead of mopping
everyone away?
466
00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:44,719
Are you kidding me?
467
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:46,354
Have you seen the way
the principal looks at it?
468
00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:49,457
It's his pride and joy.
So, this is your plan?
469
00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,459
You're rebuilding it and then
you're gonna switch it back?
470
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,527
Yes.
It's a good plan.
471
00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:55,062
I mean, it looks
a little different,
472
00:16:55,062 --> 00:16:56,963
but all the right pieces
are there.
473
00:16:56,963 --> 00:16:58,665
Mr. Branca, you little rascal.
474
00:16:58,665 --> 00:17:00,467
This is the most work
anyone's ever put
475
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,001
into anything at this school.
476
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,170
‐I know.
‐Hey, your secret's safe
with us.
477
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,704
Yeah.
We can swap secrets.
478
00:17:05,704 --> 00:17:08,707
Mine is that I'm not the best
at keeping secrets.
479
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:12,277
Tina, we found out
what's up with Branca.
480
00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:14,145
Can't talk.
I think Tammy's in the darkroom
481
00:17:14,145 --> 00:17:16,314
destroying the negative
of the only good picture
482
00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:17,849
‐I've ever taken.
‐What?
483
00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:19,017
We're coming.
Come on, Gene.
484
00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:21,752
And I'm out of breath.
485
00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:24,521
‐Tammy, no!
‐Tina, I'm sorry,
486
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,223
‐but you left me no choice.
‐Oh, my God.
487
00:17:26,223 --> 00:17:31,928
At least she said sorry?
488
00:17:31,928 --> 00:17:33,796
Tammy, I can't believe
you did that!
489
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:35,331
I had to cut up your picture
and the negative, Tina,
490
00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:37,299
which took me a really long time
to find, by the way.
491
00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:38,767
Negatives are so small.
492
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,403
Ugh, Tammy,
that was my best picture.
493
00:17:41,403 --> 00:17:42,904
I can't get suspended, Tina.
494
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:45,006
My parents would kill me,
which means I wouldn't be able
495
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:47,842
to go to Greece,
with Greek BFOG boys, remember?
496
00:17:47,842 --> 00:17:49,810
Ugh!
Think about what's important.
497
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,712
Tina, you want us
to mess her up?
498
00:17:51,712 --> 00:17:53,614
Lock the door and make her
eat the negative?
499
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,149
And maybe some of us take
a taste, too? Just to see?
500
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,918
Okay, I'm gonna go 'cause it's
feeling kind of hostile in here.
501
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:01,187
And I'm leaving and goodbye.
Have a good show.
502
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:02,288
Aah!
Tammy.
503
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:04,857
Okay, Mom, hold your boob
like you just got hit
504
00:18:04,857 --> 00:18:06,992
‐with an orange.
‐Like this, Ma. There you go.
505
00:18:06,992 --> 00:18:09,862
‐Good.
Now, everyone look surprised.
‐
506
00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,197
Beautiful.
Look at that.
507
00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:15,133
Aw. What a wonderful birthday.
508
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,802
‐We used to live here.
‐That's right, Ma.
509
00:18:17,802 --> 00:18:19,904
Well, we kept it clean
when we were here, though.
510
00:18:19,904 --> 00:18:22,939
‐Okay.
‐They really let
this place go, huh?
511
00:18:22,939 --> 00:18:26,510
Oh, you're fun.
Linda's back. Bob,
512
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:27,811
‐Linda's back.
‐I know, Teddy.
513
00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:30,247
‐I see her.
‐Violet and her family left.
514
00:18:30,247 --> 00:18:31,914
So, we'll see them tomorrow?
515
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:33,983
When they come and repaint,
I'm guessing?
516
00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:36,919
No, I don't think so.
It's just so sweet.
517
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,422
A family coming back,
reliving memories and the life
518
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,090
they built together.
That's gonna be us someday, pal.
519
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,258
We're gonna move out
and come back
520
00:18:43,258 --> 00:18:44,793
and take a family photo.
521
00:18:44,793 --> 00:18:47,195
And I hope whoever's living here
helps us move the furniture.
522
00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,463
Where are we moving?
523
00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:50,297
I mean, we can't move
somewhere smaller.
524
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,667
‐Oh, Bob.
‐Okay, Lin, yes,
it's actually very sweet.
525
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,669
You're right.
But just so you know,
526
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,137
if we move out and come back,
527
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,739
I will never be able
to climb those stairs.
528
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,008
I'll come by and give you
a hand up the stairs.
529
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:05,611
Teddy, you'll also be old.
Why are you in such good shape?
530
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,146
Diet, exercise
and I take a multivitamin.
531
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,514
You got to take
care of yourself, Bob.
532
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,516
Mmm.
Can I get more fries?
533
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:12,751
All of these pictures
534
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,553
are terrible.
I can't use any of them.
535
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,520
He may as well give me a D,
'cause I'm done.
536
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,955
If I hadn't been so obsessed
537
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:20,324
with going to Half House
and finally having all the fun
538
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:21,625
I thought I was missing out on,
539
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,194
then Tammy wouldn't have been
able to trick me.
540
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:24,695
What am I gonna do?
541
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:27,964
Well, what if you try to put
the negative back together?
542
00:19:27,964 --> 00:19:30,734
‐What do you mean?
‐I mean, it'll look
a little different,
543
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,837
but all the right pieces
will be there. Oh, you Branca it.
544
00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,306
Yeah. And maybe
it'll be more interesting?
545
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,608
You mean in, like,
a "different perspective" way?
546
00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:42,478
‐That might work.
‐Louise, hand me that garbage.
547
00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:45,113
Don't call me that!
Oh, right.
548
00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:46,247
Wow.
549
00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,348
‐It's good.
‐It's like
550
00:19:47,348 --> 00:19:48,549
an artsy‐fartsy puzzle.
551
00:19:48,549 --> 00:19:49,751
‐I love it.
‐Thanks.
552
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:51,085
Louise, Gene
and Susmita helped me.
553
00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:55,155
We get 50% if it sells.
The price is a $150,000.
554
00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:57,958
Tina, nice twist on the theme.
Very interesting.
555
00:19:57,958 --> 00:20:01,460
Thanks, it was always my plan
to do this, the whole time.
556
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,030
‐So, no D train?
‐No D train for you, Tina.
557
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,866
‐What's D train?
‐Oh, uh, just
a photography term.
558
00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:09,468
I'm a great student.
Uh, hey, look, there's Susmita!
559
00:20:09,468 --> 00:20:11,002
Hey, Susmita, no D train for me.
560
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,204
‐Nice.
‐You know, taking pictures
with you this week
561
00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:16,041
was way more fun than the fun
I imagined having at Half House.
562
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,043
Yeah, it's a half
torn‐down house.
563
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:21,478
And I sat on a bunch
of cigarette butts. Yeah.
564
00:20:21,478 --> 00:20:23,080
Psst.
Louise, Gene.
565
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,916
The Whaler is fixed. I've got
to get it back in its case
566
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:27,618
but everyone's gonna be looking.
567
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:30,053
Just wait until after the show
and put it back then.
568
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:32,221
I can't.
I heard the principal's coming.
569
00:20:32,221 --> 00:20:36,325
‐He'll want to see his baby.
‐Okay, got it. Gene, get ready.
570
00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:37,926
Hey, everyone,
look how much cheese
571
00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:40,028
my brother can fit in his mouth.
572
00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:41,463
Yeah!
573
00:20:41,463 --> 00:20:43,131
He's a marvel of science!
574
00:20:44,099 --> 00:20:45,333
Thank you.
575
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,534
Hey, Tina,
no hard feelings, right?
576
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:47,835
I mean, some hard feelings.
577
00:20:47,835 --> 00:20:50,237
‐Is that your picture, Tammy?
‐Yeah.
578
00:20:50,237 --> 00:20:52,373
‐It's a self‐portrait.
‐What's in your nose?
579
00:20:52,373 --> 00:20:54,375
‐Is that a booger?
‐What? No.
580
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,543
‐Gross.
‐It's a shadow.
581
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:57,944
A booger‐shaped shadow.
582
00:20:57,944 --> 00:21:00,146
Shut up! Stop!
Nobody look!
583
00:21:00,146 --> 00:21:02,482
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
‐♪ No, it doesn't ♪
584
00:21:02,549 --> 00:21:05,150
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
‐♪ I don't think so ♪
585
00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:07,720
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
‐♪ No, it doesn't ♪
586
00:21:07,853 --> 00:21:10,255
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
‐♪ I don't think so ♪
587
00:21:10,289 --> 00:21:13,057
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
‐♪ No, it doesn't ♪
588
00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:15,360
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
‐♪ I don't think so ♪
589
00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:18,162
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
‐♪ No, it doesn't ♪
590
00:21:18,262 --> 00:21:19,997
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
‐♪ I don't think so ♪
591
00:21:19,997 --> 00:21:21,466
‐Oh, my back hurts.
‐Oh, my legs hurt.
592
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:23,900
‐Oh, my arms hurt.
‐Everything hurts.
593
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:27,003
‐Are we dying?
‐Oh, God. Oh...
594
00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:29,706
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over here? ♪
‐♪ No, it doesn't ♪
595
00:21:29,806 --> 00:21:33,075
‐♪ Does the couch
look better over there? ♪
‐♪ I don't think so. ♪
596
00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:34,343
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