Original subtitles

There it is.

The rocket carrying the United Nations' new comm satellite.

Which in our hands will allow us

to muck up the gears of global communication.

And create worldwide chaos.

Looks like someone's been caught with their hands in the cookie jar.

A good spanking is in order for you boys.

Nothing will keep us from controlling that satellite.

Especially you.

Then it sounds to me like it's time to rumble.

Indeed, but it is you who will take the--

♪ Tumble ♪

I'm sorry, hon, but did you just sing that?

Of course I did--

♪ Not ♪ Wait, yes, I ♪ did ♪

♪ I'm sounding shrill against my will and cannot stop this singing ♪

♪ And in my ears I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing ♪

♪ This silly game is very lame and someone's going to pay ♪

♪ An unknown force ♪

♪ But where's the source that has us in its sway? ♪

♪ Who is doing this to us? ♪

♪ And on this we must concur ♪

GORILLA GRODD & CLOCK KING & BLACK MANTA: ♪ They're dastardly ♪

♪ Despicable ♪

♪ Disturbingly inexplicable ♪

♪ And imminently kickable ♪

♪ That dirty rotten rat is ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Put down your arms, my friends ♪

♪ Your arrows, guns, and swords ♪

♪ Your resistance to my charm now ends ♪

♪ When I belt these power chords ♪

♪ Good guys or bad guys ♪

♪ It doesn't really matter ♪

♪ You are all just slaves ♪

♪ To my hypnotic patter ♪

♪ As I regale you with my story ♪

♪ You'll know you have no choice ♪

♪ But to do my evil bidding ♪

♪ When you hear this booming voice ♪

♪ Oh, I'm the Music Meister ♪

♪ He's the Music Meister ♪

♪ And everyone just fawns ♪

♪ He's the Music Meister ♪

♪ And we are all his pawns ♪

♪ And so for me it's destiny ♪

♪ To be the maestro of villainy ♪

♪ Yes, I'm the Music Meister ♪

♪ And I'm here to settle ♪

♪ The score ♪

You see, I too have plans for this satellite,

and now that I've established who's in charge,

get to work.

Well, that's not something you see everyday.

♪ Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir ♪

♪ But something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher ♪

♪ The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance ♪

♪ And it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance ♪

- ♪ I'm the Music Meister ♪ - ♪ He's the Music Meister ♪

♪ And everyone just fawns ♪

♪ He's the Music Meister ♪

♪ And we are all his pawns ♪

♪ I'm the Music Meister ♪

♪ Crime became my path ♪

♪ He's the Music Meister ♪

♪ And we must beware his wrath ♪

That voice. Beautiful.

The fiend.

His voice can hit a pitch that hypnotically controls anyone who hears it.

This concerto of crime is over.

Batman.

I'm sorry, but my work's not quite done yet.

♪ You better toe the line, you see ♪

♪ Because your wills belong to me ♪

♪ And now, my friends you have the chance ♪

♪ To show Batman how well you dance ♪

♪ And now that Batman's been delayed ♪

♪ Your usefulness has passed ♪

♪ A distraction is what I need so kick into that blast ♪

♪ I'm the Music Meister ♪

♪ I cannot help but boast ♪

♪ He's the Music Meister ♪

♪ Under his spell, we're toast ♪

♪ I'm the Music Meister ♪

♪ I won the day now I must fly ♪

♪ I'm the Music Meister ♪

♪ And I'm here ♪

♪ To settle the ♪

♪ Score ♪

Something tells me this is only the beginning

of Music Meister's evil orchestrations.

Sounds like you could use a gal pal to help track him down.

These earplugs will protect you

from the Meister's lethal lyrics.

You make sure these criminals are kept under wraps

until the authorities arrive.

I could use a gal pal.

I'm not giving up that easily, bat boy.

Thank you. Thank you.

You're too kind.

With the satellite in my control,

soon all the world will be singing my praise

and making me rich.

Though there is one thing that could still get in my way.

Your show's about to have a long intermission, Music Meister.

Twenty years to life.

Batman. Always Batman.

Always driving villains bats!

♪ He always has a sidekick ♪

♪ Some boy wonder at his call ♪

♪ His utility belt holds everything ♪

♪ Can't find that at the mall ♪

♪ The Batmobile is super fast ♪

♪ There is no car that is surpassed ♪

♪ It's a good thing we've got Arkham ♪

♪ 'Cause he really drives us bats ♪

♪ Drives us bats ♪

♪ Drives us bats ♪

♪ He really drives us bats, bats, bats ♪

♪ He drives us bats ♪

♪ Whether dancing the Batusi ♪

♪ Or using an array of tools ♪

♪ He's always got the answers ♪

♪ He makes us look like fools ♪

♪ He's got no super powers ♪

♪ He's just a flying rat ♪

♪ It's a good thing we've got Arkham ♪

- ♪ 'Cause he really drives us bats ♪ - ♪ Drives us bats ♪

- ♪ World's greatest detective ♪ - ♪ Drives us bats ♪

♪ Foiling every evil scheme ♪

♪ He really drives us bats, bats, bats ♪

♪ He drives us bats ♪

♪ Even without shark repellant ♪

♪ He's tougher than he seems ♪

♪ Other heroes often ask ♪

Why is he always the top cat?

♪ He drives us bats ♪

♪ Drives us bats ♪

♪ Drives us bats ♪

♪ Look at him ♪

♪ Save the day ♪

♪ Keeping evil far away ♪

♪ A brave man ♪

♪ Like no man ♪

♪ Be my man ♪

♪ Batman ♪

♪ If only ♪

♪ He could love me ♪

♪ He could love me ♪

♪ If only he could love me ♪

♪ Like he loves ♪

♪ Fighting villainy ♪

♪ How she sings ♪

♪ Sweet as day ♪

♪ I could take her away ♪

♪ A fairy voice carries ♪

♪ I'd marry ♪

♪ Canary ♪

- ♪ If only she could love me ♪ - ♪ If only he could love me ♪

- ♪ If only she could love me ♪ - ♪ If only he could love me ♪

- ♪ If only she could love me ♪ - ♪ If only he ♪

- ♪ Could love me ♪ - ♪ Like I love ♪

♪ Villainy ♪

♪ Our voices may be in tune ♪

♪ But you, sir, don't make me swoon ♪

♪ Our voices, the perfect match ♪

♪ But your life I'll now ♪

♪ Dispatch ♪

♪ Gears grindin', ropes bindin' ♪

♪ Coils windin' ♪

♪ For a super sap ♪

♪ Deathtrap ♪

♪ Pistons pangin', clamps a clangin' springs sprangin' ♪

♪ It's the last lap ♪

♪ Deathtrap ♪

No encore for you this time, Batman.

And I'm afraid it's closing night for my little birdy too.

A shame. We could have made such sweet music.

But now the world awaits my final number,

and I shouldn't keep them.

♪ Acid steamin', blades gleamin' Lasers beamin' ♪

♪ Final night cap ♪

♪ Deathtrap ♪

♪ Bones crushin', flesh mushin' Gore gushin' ♪

♪ It's a dirt nap ♪

♪ Deathtrap ♪

♪ Deathtrap ♪

♪ Deathtrap ♪

Was the singing really necessary?

Now the moment the world's been waiting for,

without further ado, the show-stopper!

This show's closing early, Music Meister, due to criminal intent and bad reviews.

Well, I guess that's my cue.

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Sings the song that the world wants to hear ♪

♪ Let's not fight, let's get along ♪

♪ For your hypnotic profiteer ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Is the man that the world shall obey ♪

♪ So do your job Steal all you can ♪

♪ While you're under my sway ♪

♪ It's too late Now's the date ♪

♪ When the world became unfurled ♪

♪ A satellite projects my might ♪

♪ Around my finger you'll be twirled ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Sings the song that the world wants to hear ♪

♪ Let's not fight Let's get along ♪

♪ For our hypnotic profiteer ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Is the man that the world shall obey ♪

♪ So do your job Steal all you can ♪

♪ While you're under his sway ♪

♪ You still persist but don't resist ♪

♪ Sing along to my song ♪

♪ Dance a dance Prance my prance ♪

♪ Because to me you now belong ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Sings the song that the world wants to hear ♪

♪ Let's not fight Let's get along ♪

♪ For our hypnotic profiteer ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Is the man that the world shall obey ♪

♪ So do your job Steal all you can ♪

♪ While you're under his sway ♪

♪ Just you and him it's looking grim ♪

♪ Now you're mine Will Bats resign? ♪

♪ Use your voice He'll have no choice ♪

♪ Now it's time for you to shine ♪

♪ The Music Meister ♪

♪ Sings the song that the world wants to hear ♪

♪ Let's not fight Let's get along ♪

♪ For our hypnotic profiteer ♪

Using Black Canary as an instrument of evil,

you corrupt conductor.

But if you expect me to play along with your twisted tune

she'll have to sing as high as me.

No!

Put a sock in it.

You've done it again, hero.

And that's some set of pipes you're sporting there.

Actually, I'm more of a baritone. I was only able to match your voice

with the use of this Bat Auto-Tuning Amplifier.

Such a clever boy.

Since the day's been saved, what do you say we grab a bite?

Sorry, crime doesn't take dinner breaks, and neither do I.

Until next time, Canary.

♪ Look at him ♪

♪ He saved the day ♪

♪ Kept all evil far away ♪

♪ A brave man ♪

♪ Like no man ♪

♪ His own man ♪

♪ Batman ♪

♪ How you sing ♪

♪ Sweet as day ♪

♪ I could take you away ♪

♪ A fairy voice carries ♪

♪ I'd marry ♪

♪ Canary ♪

♪ If only ♪

- ♪ He could love me ♪ - ♪ If only she could love me ♪

- ♪ He could love me ♪ - ♪ If only she could love me ♪

- ♪ If only he could love me ♪ - ♪ If only she could love me ♪

♪ Like we love ♪

♪ Fighting villainy ♪