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Hawk, Dove, I'm trusting you two
to disarm the ground troops

while I take out
those remaining warships.

Why do you get the warships?

Hank, please,
let's just do what Batman says.

- Stuff it, Don.
- Enough.

We've got to get both sides to the
bargaining table to end this conflict.

And that means
no fighting between you two either.

Those two make me glad
I'm an only child.

We ought to just let all these
dummies wipe each other out.

It's called diplomacy,
you dunderhead,

the only sane way to end a conflict.

Grow some guts, softie.

If you don't hit them hard,
they'll never quit.

Oh, yeah?
Bet I can stop more than you.

That'll be the day. You're on.

I'm secure on my end. What's your
situation with the ground troops?

- Might makes right.
- You're a peace-loving wimp.

- World would be a better place--
- Stop being such a baby.

Life's not that simple.

I definitely should have called
the Green Lanterns instead.

Gentlemen, I think you'll both find
this peace treaty to be fair and impartial.

You just can't stand to see aggression
settled by peaceful means,

can you, philistine?

Hey, I got your "philistine" right here,
hippie.

Uh, gentlemen,
let's adjourn to my ship

for a refreshing beverage
and a toast to peace.

Hey, just quit.

Quit pushing.

When the GPA requested
your help, Batman,

it was with the expectation
that you would get the job done.

We are very disappointed.

I uncovered Kafka's location.

- Detective work takes time.
- No excuses!

None offered.

I wouldn't want
the Global Peace Agency mad at me.

Look at this mess.

Send in Janitorial Operative Blank.

Kafka's mission is to disrupt
the balance of world power.

If he is allowed
to develop this rumored

organic transient metal,

he would succeed.

It's imperative we stop him.

And because evidentially you are incapable,
we've assigned you a partner.

Operative Blank,
mop this up immediately.

Uh, yes, sir. Right away.

Golly. Batman!

Buddy Blank. Big, big, fan, I--

Oh. Uh, I'm so stupid.

Please, Batman, sir.

Let-- Let me clean that for you. I--

It's fine.
Really. Please.

Golly. I joined the GPA
so I could be just like you.

Fighting for world peace.

You know, use a little of my
Blank-fu on evildoers.

Blank, out. Out, out, out!

You said something about a partner?

- That was your partner.
- The janitor?

Buddy Blank is the GPA's
most valuable operative

in the fight for world peace.

That is, with a little help
from Brother Eye.

Allow us to introduce
the perfect weapon.

OMAC, the One-Man Army Corps.

Enhanced strength, reflexes,

and an endless array
of instant upgrades

available via Brother Eye.

The transformation leaves him
with no memory of Buddy Blank.

Let's bust some heads for peace.

I've got something in my utility belt
that should do the job.

Don't bother.

Brother Eye,
I need a little more juice in my jump.

As you wish, OMAC.

Yes! Hit me!

Remote molecular rearrangement
via satellite.

Got that in your utility belt, bub?

You know,
not everything requires excessive force.

Hit hard or not at all, I always say.

Words to live by.

Secure the perimeter. Kafka's mine.

OMAC.
As usual, the paragon of subtlety.

How much collateral damage
did you and the GPA cause this time?

Don't kid yourself.

We preserve peace.

It's you and that gray goop
that'll hurt innocent people

if I let you.

This "goop"
will level the playing field

between your peace agency
and my country.

Batman.

You don't belong here, Batman.

Leave now so that my pawns
may finish the game I've set in motion.

Equinox? You're working for Kafka?

Think bigger, Batman.

I answer to a higher order

concerned only with maintaining
balance in the world.

Then excuse me if I tip the scales
in favor of the good guys.

Like a pit bull off the leash,
you attack without thought,

ready to leap
at your master's command.

Brother Eye? Bring the rain!

You should have given
peace a chance.

OMAC, no!

We were supposed to take him alive.

What can I say, bub? Peace hurts.

I doubt Buddy would agree.

Who's Buddy?

It's Kafka.

Kafka is gone.

There is only Shrapnel.

Buddy?

Golly. Batman?

Just run.

OMAC, I'm coming for you.

You failed to capture Kafka.

And now he's become
an even greater menace.

Your "perfect weapon"
malfunctioned

and I have a hunch
Equinox was behind it.

Who? Our intelligence
has no record of an "Equinox."

The satellite link to OMAC
was simply disrupted.

Buddy is an innocent man
and you put him in jeopardy.

He doesn't even know what he is.

What he is, is simply
a mannequin we can dress as OMAC.

No, he's a person.
And if OMAC had some of his heart,

he'd be a soldier
instead of just a weapon.

Pfft. Shrapnel.
Boy, I'd like another shot at him.

You can't surprise Buddy Blank twice,
no you--

You okay, Buddy?

Hey, Batman.

Kind of embarrassed myself out there.

Guess I'm never gonna be
much more than a nobody janitor, huh?

Deep inside you,
there's a tough guy ready to break out.

Literally.

Shrapnel.

You'll have to excuse me, Buddy.

Who's Buddy?

He's still shooting pieces of his body.

And he's not running out of ammo
or losing body mass. How?

Let the doctors figure it out

after I put that scrap heap
in the hospital.

This time, it might not hurt
to try a softer touch.

You're right.
A softer touch wouldn't hurt,

which is why
I'm going in swinging, hard.

Batman.

I warned you not to interfere.

- What's your stake in this, Equinox?
- What's yours?

I'm bringing a war criminal to justice.

The scales of justice

balancing right and wrong.

It seems our goals
are really quite similar.

We are nothing alike.

They say the flapping wings
of a single butterfly

can stir a wind
on the other side of the world.

Ever wonder what impact your little
bat wings have on this world?

You got a lot to fight in you
for a mutant scientist,

but I never quit.

I'm pure warrior, down to my bones.

Brainless fool!

You didn't just create Shrapnel,

you brought this entire war
upon yourself.

The Global Peace Agency
came to my country to stop a war,

but destroyed
an innocent village in the process.

Crops, farmland, all gone.

The farmers survived
to try to rebuild,

but I survived

to get revenge!

Look at their clumsy dance
of devastation, Batman.

I couldn't have choreographed it
better myself.

Actually, I did choreograph it.

You're a madman, Equinox.

My only desire
is to keep everything stabilized.

You call this stability?

Not yet, but soon.

When the loss of one village
is offset by the destruction of another.

Danger. Meltdown imminent.

Danger.

Oh, nerts!

Meltdown. If it can't be stopped,

the radiation from it
will poison a whole city

and Equinox's plan will succeed.

You're gonna take the whole place down
and destroy us both.

Correction: It will destroy you,

but I will become stronger than ever.

It ain't my style,

but something tells me
it's time to quit fighting back.

Brother Eye.
All power to shield defense.

"Try a softer touch," he says.

Thanks, bro.

Are you certain
this is the correct course of action?

Fighting Shrapnel
only makes him stronger.

Just keep those shields up, brother.

Meltdown imminent.
Evacuate. Evacuate.

It's too late.

Destroying one city doesn't make up for
the destruction of another, Equinox.

The universe requires equilibrium.

Without it,
everything deteriorates into chaos.

You of all people
should appreciate my efforts.

You maintain
equal parts of dark and light.

It's what makes you
such a formidable opponent.

Now I ask you,
why won't you give up?

Didn't you notice? I have.

What's the matter, tin man?

Running out of gas?

What are you waiting for? Hit me.

All your strength
comes from other people's energy.

Looks like Batman's "softer touch"
worked after all.

Ha.

Power level: zero.

Nothing but a scrawny--

Twerp?

Golly, how did I wind up here?

Batman!

It's time for Buddy Blank
to finally be somebody.

Maximum overload imminent.

Evacuate the premises immediately.
Evacuate the premises immediately.

I'm not going to let you
stop this meltdown.

That might not be entirely your choice.

Don't be a fool.

The radiation will destroy you.

This time,
Buddy Blank is not wussing out.

Meltdown averted.

No. Not this way.

Not now.

Looks like your flapping wings

have stirred up a hurricane
that even I didn't foresee.

You can't control my fate, Equinox.

My life, mine to sacrifice.

I beg to differ.

Batman?

Let's get you out of here.

Golly, Batman, you did it!

Are you okay, Buddy?

I...

I feel amazing.

This nobody
just took on a super-villain.

Well, I bet that creep knows better
than to mess with us again.

If only that were true, Buddy.

I'm afraid we haven't seen
the worst of Equinox.