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Sorry to call you away
from your nightly workout, Wildcat,

but I'm gonna need all the help I can
to take down this escaped con.

Well, he better be as tough as you say

because I got 567 pushups
to get back to.

Go on, junior. Give that a feel.

There.

You need my help
for this 90-pound weakling?

What's the matter, Bats?

Afraid he's gonna take your milk money?

You don't need me.
You need a fly swatter.

There's more to Bane
than meets the eye.

I don't know whether to punch him
or feed him a protein shake.

Wildcat.

I've got liver spots
bigger than this punk.

Wildcat.

Aw, nuts.

Huh?

See? He wasn't so tough.

Watch out, 21st century heroes.

There's a new gold standard
in crime-fighting.

A savior that's come all the way
from the future to show you how it's done.

It's Booster Gold.

Lights on.

As you can see,

the Booster Gold brand is highly
marketable, and for the right price,

I'd be willing to work with you guys
on an action figure toy line.

You're really a hero from the future?

That's a fact.

I created this flight suit
and a time-travel device to come here.

I'm sorry. We just can't sell
a toy line around you, um, uh...

Booster.

And have I mentioned
my trusty robot sidekick here, Skeets,

can transform into a giant insect?

No, no, no, wait. A dinosaur.

You don't need a sidekick.
You need name recognition.

Maybe if you teamed up
with an A-list hero,

someone like Batman...

Just a sec. Hey, big blue.

How's the cape hanging?

What? No, I'm in a meeting.

How about you try
to handle this one on your own?

Not buying it, huh?

Wait, you haven't even seen
the Boostermobile.

Gold, like Booster Gold. Get it?

Skeets, old buddy,
you know what I gotta do?

I know what you should do, sir.

I gotta team up with Batman.

Or that.

Sorry, Punch and Jewelee,

but you'll find there won't be much
to laugh about behind prison bars.

Nice take down, buddy.

Bet that'll get us a front-page mention.

- Who are you?
- Your new partner.

Here's the pitch.

The brave and the gold
featuring Booster and Bats.

The ultimate team up.
What do you think?

Yeah, I love it too.

You're that guy
who uses his knowledge of the future

to fight crime, and make a quick buck.

I'd never team up with someone
in this for the glory.

In this for the glory?

That hurts.

Just a sec.

Hi. Great look.

The media loves
that whole jester theme

and I've been thinking an archenemy
would really raise my profile.

When you get out, let's talk.

Anyway...

What kind of crime
we busting tonight, partner?

Trespassing. How did you track me here?

In the 25th century,
the bat cave's a historical attraction.

With a rollercoaster.

In 400 years or so,
I'm gonna hurk right up there.

What's this?

I've been tracking missing quantities
of leutonium

and a recent scientific discovery
that's gone missing.

Ah, the stolen Greenland meteorite.

Looks like a certain immortal caveman
has risen again to conquer the world.

You know, sir, that immortal caveman.

Kru'll the Eternal?

Oh, yeah. The immortal caveman guy.

You should go.

Wait, I know him.
Kru'll's still around in the future.

I've even clashed with him
once or twice.

Excuse me.

Please, you gotta let me in on this.

Not unless you have a way to track
leutonic energy in all that 25th century gear.

I run on a leutonium power cell,
sir, and can scan for other sources.

Okay.

But you are not going to turn this
into a marketing opportunity.

Just a sec.

Manny, my man.
Line up a book deal and a movie

and we'll spin off the toy line from there.
I'm in with Bats.

Huh. Nothing.

I need still more leutonium
to bring this rock back to life.

Bending legitimate
scientific equipment to your evil will.

You fiend.

- Batman.
- And Booster Gold.

Hero from the 25th century.

That meteorite belongs to the public.

The rock is mine.

I found it 10,000 years ago
and I won't part with it again.

Once I find the leutonic energy I need,
I will be unstoppable.

You're out of luck, Kru'll.

It's hero time, Skeets.
Make sure you get a photo.

A supercollider is one aspect
of particle physics

that even a caveman can enjoy:

Smashing things against a wall.

Before I kill you, Booster Gold,
man of the future,

tell me, does the world
prosper under my rule?

Huh?

Way to keep the super villain talking, sir.

And now for you, Batman.

You, I'm going to have stuffed
and mounted in my den.

Not in your lifetime.

Sir, we're gonna smash so hard
we'll explode into plasma.

But I may be able to overload
the magnetic field and blast us free.

Sequence initiated.

You broke the magnetic field?

The power you'd need is unthinkable.

Ha. Skeets runs on a genuine
25th-century leutonium battery.

Nothing like it in this time.

No, there isn't.

He took Skeets.

And the meteorite.

We gotta save him, Bats.

Skeets is my best bud, my wingman.

The only one
I've ever been able to count on.

Right now he's counting on you, Booster.

We all know I'm not much of a hero.

Maybe you've just never had anything
worth fighting for until now.

Soon, my loyal servants,
you will be my eternity warriors.

Immortal as I am and just as powerful.

I feel compelled to warn you

that Booster Gold will be here any
moment to foil your villainous plot.

I'm afraid nothing can stop
this final evolution of a simple caveman.

One that began
all those generations ago

when a magic rock fell from the sky.

It bathed me in mysterious rays.

A simple Cro-Magnon
becomes a super warrior.

Time passed.

Modern man wiped out my kind,
but not me.

I would not die. I was Kru'll the Eternal.

Yet, I outlive whatever I conquer.

My people always die out,
leaving me alone.

Or they did

until scientists rediscovered
my magic rock in Greenland.

I vowed to create a race of super humans
to fight by my side.

But to do that, the meteorite requires
a massive jolt of leutonic energy.

Yes, and once we combine these treasures
from future and past,

Kru'll the Eternal will rule all.

We'll enlist the crime fighter's best ally:
the element of surprise.

Ouch.

Sorry.

Now the moment of my greatest triumph
is at hand.

Kru'll is brilliant.

Skeets.

Intruders.

Just like the Aztec warriors,
there is no quit in you.

But they too eventually fell before me.

The guillotine.

Retro. I dig it.

But, dude, we shouldn't be enemies.
We should be partners.

You want an empire?

I can help you build it.

Radio, print, TV and the internet.
Toy line, hello?

Do you ever stop?

And we'll split it fifty-fifty.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sixty-forty.

If you are the quality of hero
the future has to offer,

then I shall have no problem
keeping the world under my boot heel.

Ha! I knew the Boostermobile
was good for something.

You broke my buddy.

I'm gonna break you.

Sweetie, they're winning.

Not for long.

Yikes.

Once a caveman, always a caveman.

It always comes down
to bashing something with a rock.

I'll crush you for that.

Brains trump brute force, Kru'll.

Brute force. Wait a second.

Skeets, dump your charge out.

But, sir, I've been holding back.

Trust me.

What happened?

Am I gonna live forever?

You deluded creature.

Still hoping to get something for nothing.

Skeets. Speak to me, buddy.

I knew you would save me, sir.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Because, you know,
I need to make some calls

and this ear bud's got like zero bars.

I'm on it, sir.

You'll get life for this.

Your prison will be dust
long before Kru'll the Eternal is.

- I'm glad we could work together.
- Wow.

My thoughts exactly.
And there's a lesson to be learned.

You were a hero
because you ignored the glory

and remembered
what mattered most was--

Just a sec.

Manny, call the toy company.

I teamed up with Batman,
and guess what.

We won.

I know. Huh?

News crews?

What do you mean
there has to be a camera?

Stupid 21st century media.

Until we meet again, Booster Gold.

Excuse me.

Wait. You remind me of somebody I met
years and years ago.

Just a sec. Second floor's almost clear.

Yeah? Tell me that when I'm famous.

You.