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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,173 Come say g'day to Kaz and Ray 2 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,741 at Sunraysia Agriculture. 3 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,274 -Shut up. 4 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,821 Get out. 5 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,012 Fuck! 6 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,019 Fuck. 7 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,739 Fuck you. 8 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:48,489 - Hey! 9 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:52,449 You fucking donut. 10 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:55,278 What are you doing you dickbrain? 11 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,411 What are you? Are you blind? 12 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,891 Are you drunk? 13 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:03,243 Hey, big head. 14 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,770 Oi. Fuck features. 15 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,946 What? 16 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,906 -How old are you? 17 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,126 -I'm 16, mate. It's none of your fucking business. 18 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,346 -Where are your learner plates? 19 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,347 -Where's yours? 20 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,262 -No, I'm 44. 21 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,959 -Or, if you got your learners, you might have been taught 22 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,830 to check the fucking road before you pull out. 23 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:27,658 -I did I checked the road and you weren't there. 24 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,747 And then I... 25 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,096 -Oh fuck. -Ah! 26 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,272 - Oh fuck. - Ow. 27 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,882 -Ow, ow. Oh yuck. -Ow. 28 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,231 -Is that? 29 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:37,146 Oh fuck. I'm calling... 30 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,843 I'm gonna call... Just stay there I'll call the thing... 31 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,192 Ambo. 32 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,937 Fuck. Um... 33 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,809 I've got no reception. 34 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,463 -Do you have reception? -I don't have a phone. 35 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,942 -Really? Why not? 36 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,596 -OK, can you fucking focus fuck arse! 37 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,642 -Yeah. I'm... Right. 38 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,687 Ah, Mildura's like 45k's away, right? 39 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,254 -How the shit would I know? 40 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,212 -Mildura's like big, they'll have a hospital 41 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,518 or medical centre or something. 42 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,303 You can drive, 'cause your car's fine. 43 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,391 -Ute. -What? 44 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,349 -It's a ute. 45 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,438 And you're gonna have to drive it, So try not to crash it. 46 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,048 -You... Ah... 47 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,182 Uh... Fuck. 48 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,839 Um... 49 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:20,276 - Are you kidding me? 50 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:21,886 -But it's my... 51 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,019 piano. 52 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,847 - And this is my arm, cockface. 53 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,805 -Well, maybe we can just, um, take the trailer off 54 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,372 and hook it to the ute, we can do that right? 55 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:30,765 -Yeah, you reckon? 56 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,419 The axle's gone... 57 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:33,376 Genius. 58 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:34,943 -Oh fuck. 59 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,040 OK. OK, fine. 60 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:47,434 Come on. We gotta go. 61 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,479 -Come on, I'll drive. -Fuck. 62 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,002 Stick it on the back! 63 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,266 OK, stop. 64 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,493 -This is not going to work. 65 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,973 It's way too high. 66 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,583 -Oh, stop your whingeing. 67 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,280 Dig a hole. 68 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,991 Ta da! 69 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,906 -See. 70 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,633 -What's your name? 71 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,115 -Meg. 72 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:06,513 -Is that short for Megan or... -Na, it's short for Steve. 73 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,517 What's yours? 74 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,257 -Lucky 75 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:15,696 Well, it's Lachlan, but I've always been Lucky. 76 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,047 Jesus. Are you right? 77 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,528 -Who's Toby? -No one. Can I have it please? 78 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,486 -Oh, what? Is he your boyfriend? 79 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,053 -What does it say? 80 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,359 - Are you on a plane? 81 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,883 Are you, Lachlan? 82 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,450 Are you on a plane? 83 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:39,546 -You should give your mum and dad a call and let... 84 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,417 -Don't you think you should-- -No. 85 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,984 -I just think-- -It's none of your business 86 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,507 but is it? 87 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,900 -Fine. I don't actually give a shit dude. 88 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,423 - Dude. Dude. 89 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,952 Don't you frickin' dare. 90 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:05,006 -Where are you taking it anyway? 91 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:06,268 -Perth. 92 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,704 -Why? 93 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,316 -I don't have a choice. 94 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,320 -What a pain in the arse. 95 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:18,280 -Well, I wasn't expecting to have a fucking car accident. 96 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,108 -I don't believe in accidents. 97 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,718 -Oh great. I'll tell the car hire company. 98 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,591 -No dickhead. I believe in car accidents. 99 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:27,071 I just don't believe in... accidents. Is it a... 100 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,420 -Coincidences. -Coincidences! 101 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,900 Coincidences. Yeah. 102 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,598 Yeah. I don't believe in coincidences. 103 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,643 Everything happens for a reason. 104 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,212 Ow! Be careful. 105 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:38,822 -I can't help it, there are bumps. 106 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,607 -Yeah, well, you don't have to aim for 'em. 107 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:43,610 -Can we turn this music off for a minute, please? 108 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,481 -You have to have music when you're driving. 109 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,091 -It just does my head in. Please? 110 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,702 I just need a break. Five minutes? Please? 111 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:51,922 -Thank you. 112 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:58,450 -It's just like too many things have to happen 113 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,887 to make a thing happen. 114 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,628 You know? 115 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:05,196 If I'd have done one thing different today, 116 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,763 one tiny thing, 117 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,940 like if I'd have brushed my teeth for longer, 118 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,594 then I wouldn't have been on the road 119 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,509 at that pacific point, would I? 120 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:16,381 And maybe you would have ran into somebody else 121 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:20,472 and killed them or ran into a tree and been crashed 122 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,779 in a burning wreck 123 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,825 and I wouldn't have even known or given a shit. 124 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:31,135 Now I've got this weird Chewbacca guy driving my ute, 125 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:35,662 and he's probably like a psycho murderer or something. 126 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,881 'Cause you pretty much have to be a psycho 127 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,536 to not want to listen to music when you're driving. 128 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,539 Wouldn't ya? 129 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,165 -It's your turn. 130 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,690 The least you could do is distract me. Come on talk. 131 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,996 -Or music. -OK, OK. 132 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,179 Have you heard of ELO? 133 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,833 -Ear lobe? 134 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:21,533 -ELO. British fusion band from the 1970s? ELO? 135 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,492 -Oh, it doesn't matter. -No. 136 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:28,366 - So one of the founding members of ELO was Mike Edwards, right. 137 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:32,196 -Cellist. -What's a cellist? 138 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,155 -It's a person who plays the cello. 139 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,939 -Right. 140 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:39,203 -Anyway, one day, Mike Edwards is driving along a road 141 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,249 in Devon in England 142 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,513 and one of those huge hay bales rolls down a hill 143 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,646 and lands on his car. 144 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,038 Kills him instantly. 145 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,301 He didn't even know what hit him. 146 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,173 What are the chances, hey? 147 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,090 Well... 148 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,614 Devon is pretty hilly, 149 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,269 so let's say one in ten of those hay bales 150 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:04,620 sits on some kind of slope, 151 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:07,101 and maybe one in a thousand of them 152 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,712 sometimes goes for a little roll. 153 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,193 And let's say, maybe, one in twenty of those slopes 154 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:17,067 leads to a road where a car goes past any given point 155 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,504 some number of times an hour, 156 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:23,552 and maybe one in every three or four thousand of the drivers 157 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:27,164 of those cars is an artist of some repute. 158 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:30,690 So the chances that one day one of those hay bales 159 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,127 was going to kill a moderately well-known cellist 160 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,869 is reasonably high. 161 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,526 Well... not high, but... 162 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,398 The thing is, when the numbers are big enough, 163 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:47,837 which they are, one in a million things happen all the time. 164 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,582 Nothing happens for a reason. 165 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,236 Or everything happens for no reason. 166 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,672 One of the those. 167 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,808 -You are so boring. 168 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,994 - How would you rate your pain out of ten, Meg? 169 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,604 - What's ten? 170 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,214 - Ten means it would be unbearable. 171 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,695 - I don't know, two and a half. Two... 172 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,523 -Two? 173 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,047 -Well, nine'd be like your face is on fire or something. 174 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,441 So then seven would be like, I don't know, 175 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,138 having your knee shot off, 176 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,531 and then five would be-- 177 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,751 -OK. Are you left-handed? 178 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,274 -No. -Great. 179 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,537 So you can fill this in and your dad can help. 180 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,581 -Yeah. 181 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,931 -Oh, no, I'm not... 182 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,933 - Excuse me. 183 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,152 -I'm not actually. -Yep, come on, Dad. 184 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,201 -Paul. No. 185 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,550 -But I already opened it 186 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,943 -No! 187 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,076 - I'm gonna get going. 188 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,122 - Your piano's on my ute. 189 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,385 -Yeah, I know. But I have to figure out how to get it... 190 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,955 Shit. 191 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,132 - My soul hurts. 192 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,916 -That's your liver, Paul. 193 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,791 -What's your last name? 194 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,401 -Flynn. -Flynn. OK. 195 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,881 -Why? 196 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,276 Whoa. No, no, no, no. No, we're not doing this. 197 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,888 -Yes. Yes we are. -No, we can't... I'm not... 198 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,715 We can't lie on a government form. 199 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,587 -It's not a government form you fucking nerd, 200 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,023 it's just a bloody doctor's thing-- 201 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,765 - Meg? -Yeah coming. 202 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,769 -Come on, Dad. -Meg! 203 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,379 We're not doing this! 204 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,903 -You were in an accident that was your fault, 205 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,122 and you left the scene with a minor. 206 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,516 - I didn't do anything wrong. I drove you here 207 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,909 and now I'm going. 208 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,259 I'm actually in a serious hurry. 209 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,913 -I'll tell 'em you're a perve. -What! 210 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,610 -Yeah, I'll tell 'em you're an old perve. 211 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:49,741 - What! 212 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,265 - Sorry? 213 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,877 -Um... We're just shocked by the acne statistics. 214 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,444 That's... 215 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,837 - It's terrible. 216 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,926 -It's a surprising figure. -Yeah. 217 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,884 -OK. You can wait here. 218 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,104 -Meg... 219 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:07,455 -You're my dad or you're a fucking pedo! Got it? 220 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,978 -Oh... 221 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,067 - Love you, Dad! 222 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,602 So how can the excess be half the value of the bloody car? 223 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,128 Shit! 224 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,651 Right. 225 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,653 So in your world, the word 'comprehensive' 226 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,481 means literally its own opposite? 227 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,352 When I... when I ticked the box comprehensive, 228 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,311 I was actually saying please give me the insurance 229 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,270 that's not comprehensive. 230 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,446 No, but that... You're lying. 231 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,361 That... that's... No, I'm not abusing you. 232 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,451 I'm just trying to articulate my frustration. 233 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,802 - You'll have to stitch your own head up. 234 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,980 - ...a modicom of respect. 235 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,503 Why do you think you can talk to me like that? 236 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,634 -OK. Alright. 237 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,288 Paul... 238 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,681 enough. 239 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,291 - I built a house once. 240 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,262 - Well, I thought I'd send you a video, 241 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:19,657 because, I don't know, you might watch it. 242 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,616 Miracles happen. 243 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,923 Oh, do you like my beanie? 244 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,969 Well, Barbara made it and it took her two weeks, 245 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,406 so we're never going to hear the end of it. 246 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,584 Ah... Oh, look, I've the full Peter Garrett-- 247 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:37,675 Are you watching porn in a hospital? 248 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,982 That's so inappropriate. 249 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,549 -What did the doctor say? 250 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,594 -He thinks it's broken. 251 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,814 -All that training. 252 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:49,078 -The x-ray guy isn't here, so they can't do an x-ray, 253 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,124 so they can't, like, set it. 254 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,603 But they gave me this, so... 255 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,258 -How long? 256 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,043 -His daughter's in 'Wicked'. -What? 257 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,783 -Yeah, x-ray guy's daughter's in Wicked, 258 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,785 which starts at 6 in Dimboola. 259 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,136 So... 260 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,139 you can go. 261 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,794 -OK. 262 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,014 -Don't worry, I told him I did it playing netball. 263 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,721 -Why did you tell them that I'm your dad? 264 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,419 -I don't know, they would have 265 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,682 asked a whole lot of fucking boring questions. 266 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:33,601 This makes me feel really nice. You want some? 267 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,997 It's kind of like, it still hurts, but you don't care. 268 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,174 -Where's your real dad? 269 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,699 -Um... Pub. 270 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,007 He's having a good day. 271 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,928 -OK. 272 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,414 Sorry about your... 273 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,421 Bye. 274 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,034 -How are you gonna get your piano of my ute? 275 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,600 -I'll figure it out. 276 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:19,168 -And then what? -I'll figure it out. 277 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,998 -I'm going to Perth, too. 278 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,175 -What? 279 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,221 -No, you're not. -Yeah, I am. 280 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,049 I'm gonna go stay with my mum for a bit. 281 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,659 -Your mum lives in Perth? 282 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,965 Yeah, she works in the mines in Kalgoorlie. 283 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,619 -Kalgoorlie's not Perth. 284 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,665 -Pretty close. -It's 600-- 285 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,928 -Anyway, I haven't seen her in ages and she wants to, like, 286 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,495 reconnect or whatever. 287 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:44,193 -You can't drive to Kalgoorlie! 288 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,195 -Why not? 289 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,720 -'Cause it's 3,000 kilometres across a massive weird desert 290 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,245 and you've got a broken... broken thingy. 291 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:53,637 -Well, isn't that lucky? 292 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,117 How? 293 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,858 -That the knob jockey that broke it 294 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,947 is also going to Perth and can take me. So... 295 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,863 -Oh! No, no, no, no, no. -Yeah. 296 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,474 -No. You...you... You're a... 297 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,433 -You're a nightmare. -Why? 298 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,999 -I mean, apart from the fact 299 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,176 that you're incredibly fricking annoying, 300 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,482 you just threatened to tell people that I'm... 301 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,831 - A pedo? 302 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,572 - Jesus Christ. 303 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,708 -Nup. 304 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,014 -Nup. OK. 305 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,321 -Nup. 306 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,757 -See ya. 307 00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,716 -Whatever! Bye. - Bye bye. 308 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:51,042 Hi, Jez, had a car, like, a proper car accident. 309 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,479 No I'm not asking for money. 310 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,481 I'm just trying to get back to Perth. 311 00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,613 I mean I am, but it would just be a loan for like five days. 312 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,049 No, I'll pay you back-- 313 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,877 Or a week. No, Patty. 314 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,531 Two... two weeks. 315 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:02,663 Seriously. 316 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,230 No, no, I'm totally fine. 317 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,406 That was three years ago, Gemma. 318 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,364 Yep. No, no, no... 319 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,540 The hire car wiped out my bank account, then my car got... 320 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,673 Mm-hm. Well, I don't remember saying it if I did. 321 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,283 OK. 322 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,155 I know I still owe you money, but I just-- 323 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,591 No, Steph. It'll be like five days. 324 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,115 Patty! 325 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,119 Fuck. 326 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,659 - Eclipse Mobile wishes to advise 327 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,792 that you have insufficient credit to make the call. 328 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,664 -Fucking, fuck, shit! 329 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:52,800 -No tens or twenties... fifty or a hundred. 330 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,931 -But I've only got this. 331 00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,808 Is there anywhere else that I can get phone credit? 332 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,201 -Shouldn't think so. 333 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,732 For this muesli bar, please. 334 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,894 -Barbara made it 335 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,853 and it took her two weeks, 336 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,333 so we're never going to hear the end of it. 337 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,990 Ah... Oh, look, I'm the full Peter Garrett under here. 338 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,298 But I'm feeling good, though. 339 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,650 Ah... Listen, love... 340 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,958 been talking to the others, Lachy, 341 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,613 and you need to come home. 342 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:11,052 It's been eight years and enough's enough. 343 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,749 Everyone makes... 344 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:17,928 - Tobes! 345 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,253 - Whatta you got there? 346 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,517 -It's a coffin. 347 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,218 Na, that's a piano, eh? 348 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,568 Do you play? 349 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,918 -Not if I can help it. 350 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,616 -I used to play the oboe. 351 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:56,315 Of all the fucking things... 352 00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,881 the duck. 353 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,105 -Mate? -Ah. What? 354 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,672 -Um... 355 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,413 Could I have some beers? 356 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,457 -Get your own beer. 357 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,938 -Um... I've got... 358 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:20,121 A... $16.20? 359 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,091 -You look after your little girl. 360 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,919 Next thing, you know, she'll be 28 361 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,966 and she'll be blaming you for her shit life, 362 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,011 and she'd be right, I 'spose. 363 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:44,275 Sorry. They're a bit warm. 364 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,541 -Cheers mate. 365 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,131 - Mr Flynn. -Yes. 366 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:42,742 -Hi. -Hi. 367 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,396 -I've just had a message from the radiologist. 368 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,050 He forgot he was on-call tonight, 369 00:24:47,137 --> 00:24:50,010 so he's kind of gone and gotten drunk at Wicked. 370 00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:52,273 In Dimboola. 371 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,274 -Yeah. -So... 372 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,015 -OK. 373 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,756 -But we have got another one coming from Bendigo, 374 00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:58,584 but she's probably at least a couple of hours away. 375 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:00,803 -I'm really sorry. -That's great. 376 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,588 I mean, that's terrible. 377 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,546 But good that someone's coming. 378 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,505 Wh... Where are you going? 379 00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:09,943 I have... I'm just keeping an eye on the stuff in my ute. 380 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,423 -Is that a piano. -Yeah, it's a piano. 381 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,077 -Oh, do you play? 382 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,601 -No. 383 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:17,864 I mean not at night. Not in hospitals. 384 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,430 -Yeah, na. -No... 385 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,171 -Didn't mean here, just meant in general. 386 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:22,521 -Yeah. -Do you play? 387 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,087 -Yes. No... -No. Good. OK. 388 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:25,785 -Good night. Thanks. 389 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:16,504 -Chocky croissant? 390 00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:19,072 -It's still warm. -Thanks. 391 00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:22,118 Ah, yeah. 392 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,907 -What's the diagnosis? 393 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,127 -It's bad. 394 00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,042 You're a cock womble. 395 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:43,444 -Fractured radius. 396 00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:46,142 -Want me to sign it? 397 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,840 -Piss off. 398 00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:53,323 I'm like your your hay bale, eh? 399 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:55,804 -What? 400 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:58,459 -You're like that earlobe guy. 401 00:27:58,546 --> 00:27:59,939 And I'm your hay bale. 402 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,159 One in a million, baby! 403 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,474 By the way, you owe me 50 bucks. 404 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,695 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media.tv 27304

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