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-怎麼啦？
-你沒事吧？
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謝謝
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我做了個噩夢
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我夢見有人追我
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後來又有一輛車要撞死我
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可能婚禮有太多事處理，你太緊張了
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休息一下，再睡一會兒吧
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你看那邊的小情人
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簡直像鐵達尼裡那一對，多浪漫
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你跳，我跳
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閉上你的烏鴉咀
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幹嘛坐飛機時你說鐵達尼？
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坐飛機為什麼不能說鐵達尼？
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鐵達尼是一艘船呀
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現在坐飛機當然要說飛機啦
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你們知不知道早段時間
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在台灣有一架飛機撞落民居
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全部死光了
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為什麼呢？
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為什麼？
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因為那架飛機是載過屍體的
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什麼屍體呢？
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那個屍體就是上一次，幾個月之前
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一架飛機在大阪機場失事
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全部罹難者的屍體
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這位先生，麻煩你不要
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在飛機上說這種那麼不吉利的事
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多謝合作
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那不如我就講回鐵達尼號吧，浪漫些
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好啊
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我們不流行這種喔
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嘩，團友喔
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這個也是呀
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我叫里安納度
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狄卡比奧
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萊溫斯基
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我真的是個司機
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你們兩個不管怎麼看
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都不像里安納度和狄卡比奧
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像的地方現在你看不到
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對了，還沒請教大名
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我叫U2
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我叫K2
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你們兩個的名字都很有趣喔
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你們也超級酷啊
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那還用說
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是呀，有空來找我們
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我們是直屬中國城第８組的
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給你們打折
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各位，請坐
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領隊，還要多久到啊
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大約10分鐘到…
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不好意思，我去洗手間
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你也好高大喔
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對不起，對不起
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沒關係，我的朋友她很好的
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-對不起，對不起
-沒問題
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黃先生
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回香港以後，我是不是會升職呀
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看這幾天你的表現如何啦
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我一定會連升三級
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不是那麼邪門吧
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各位團友，拿好行李，可以過海關了
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對不起領隊，我還有個朋友在廁所
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我也有個朋友在廁所
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人家去廁所，她也去廁所
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只有男人才會撒尿嗎？
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沒關係，我等他們
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你們先過，我等他們
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-走吧！
-過啦過啦
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這是什麼？
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這個是花瓶
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請打開它
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黃先生，去哪裏啊？
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中國城啊，第8組的K2啊
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-記不記得嘛？
-你好你好
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你好你好，去哪裏啊？
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公幹
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公幹？怎麼老不來捧場呢？
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沒空啊
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這傢伙搞什麼的？這麼久都不動啊
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你看他的樣子
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一臉壞人相，看起來更像走私的
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我看是個毒販
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你帶齊你的行李跟我來
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長官…
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歡迎大家參加菲律賓七天遊
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菲律賓有七千萬人口
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其中三百萬是華人
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男女的比例是多少？
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比例是一比七
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正點啊
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不過，菲律賓人的性取向
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實在是太複雜了
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所以，數字不是一個問題來的
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還有，英文雖然是菲律賓的法定語言
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但他們通常是說大家樂話
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也就是我們所說的菲律賓話
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譬如說我，我就是Maganda
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很明顯，這就是美女的意思
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Maganda，記住呀
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這個字有用呀
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我們也是美女呀
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還有呀，菲律賓是一個天主教的國家
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所以這裏的教堂比米鋪還多
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天主教國家？那就是禁不禁娼的呀
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什麼槍呀？是出火的還是開火的？
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小姐，你別打斷人家的話好不好？
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領隊，禁不禁的？
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放心吧，兩種都一樣流行
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（報關物品）
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你知不知道這是什麼？
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不知道
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不，我不是毒販
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這是人類的骨灰
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不是毒品
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我說，這是人類的骨灰
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謝謝長官…對不起
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帶這東西你一定要有有關文件
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對不起，公司要我帶，我也不知道
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這是你的問題
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你會被罰錢的
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當然
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大哥，難怪你不拿這份東西
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是骨灰龕，不是煙灰盅
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幸好有通行證和死亡證
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要不然我今天要倒楣了
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不好意思啊
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最近我家有白事相沖嘛
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所以才找你幫忙
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我叫了人去接你的
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我等了很久都沒看見啊
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不知道是不是我搞太久已經走了
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你去Trades Hotel訂個房間住著先
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明天早上我叫人來接你
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又明天早上？
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祝你旅途愉快
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-謝謝
-謝謝
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這張床好大啊
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有沒有見到？
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你看見了我看見的東西？
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好恐怖呀
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不用怕，不用怕，走掉了，走掉了
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不是走掉…是多了一隻進來了
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各位俊男美女團友
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我們等齊人
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就可以出發吃晚飯了
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你不就是今天在機場出事的帥哥嗎？
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老兄，沒有被人打一頓嗎？
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一場誤會而已，沒什麼的
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你叫什麼名字？
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我叫Alan
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你在這裏住呀？
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是呀
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我給你一個推介
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如果你回到香港覺得悶的話想找我
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你可以去中國城
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我叫U2呀
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K2，快點來
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-這是我的拍檔K2
-嗨
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我們兩個都不錯的
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記住啦，中國城
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-中國城
-第８組
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好的
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先生，有什麼可以效勞？
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我想要一個房間
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退房啦
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二千披索
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快
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-快點呀
-謝謝
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這裏沒一個漂亮的
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黃先生，你在這裏住呀？
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-我剛剛退了房
-走啦
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這裏住得不好嗎？
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好住…好住，不過想找個更好的
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-是嗎？
-是啊
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不是吧？
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不如這樣吧
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那麼人齊，拍張團體照好不好？
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好呀，好呀
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一起來，一起來
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先生，鑰匙
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謝謝
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來，大家排個好位置
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-機場給海關圍的…
-我？
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是呀，難道還有其他人嗎？
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來，幫幫忙，拍張團體照
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來，快點，快點
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來，拍照，拍照，拍照
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來，預備，笑
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一，二，三
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謝謝
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我的，大哥
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Alan，香港見
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對不起，對不起
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喂，鞋帶呀
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-謝謝
-別客氣
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-謝謝
-你又說謝謝
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謝謝
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別客氣
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做夢而已…做夢…
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做夢而已
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又來？不是吧
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誰呀？
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誰呀？
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你是洪阿倫吧？
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是
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我來帶你去
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包裹上的地址
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終於來了
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-嗨
-嗨，進來吧
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我是Din的馬里奧
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我們在同一間公司工作的
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是的，謝謝
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幸會
216
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,291
我向酒店租了輛吉普車
217
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,541
我們可以走了
218
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,250
給我這個幹嘛？
219
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,166
那包裹呢？
220
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,083
在洗手間
221
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,500
-洗手間？
-是的
222
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,958
-你放在洗手間？
-是呀
223
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:58,708
你知道那是什麼嗎？
224
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,416
當然啦，要不然我放在裏面幹什麼？
225
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,041
我先換衣服
226
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,875
各位，昨天晚上睡得好不好呀？
227
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,666
我覺得，那間酒店好像怪怪的
228
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,583
是呀，我昨晚也聽到不明怪聲
229
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,875
不是，我昨天叫了小姐上房
230
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:33,916
搞得邦邦聲
231
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,541
吵到你們，不好意思喔
232
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,625
你昨晚找到目標了
233
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,791
你沒有嗎？
234
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:39,708
你呢？
235
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,000
這個國家不知道是什麼地方來的
236
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:49,083
妞都愛裝清高，又要講金又要講心
237
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,458
-真是的
-在這找藉口
238
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,583
我覺得這裏的妞呢
239
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,750
夠實際，夠專業
240
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,166
好像你們一樣，只講金不講心
241
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,416
-真的不錯呀
-謝謝
242
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,208
你租了這輛車，但你不會開呀
243
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,875
如果我也不懂得開，那怎麼辦？
244
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,041
你的職業所需，你應該知道怎麼開
245
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,666
你是兼職的吧？
246
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:23,583
是的
247
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,375
如果我認不得路，那怎辦？
248
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,083
我會給你指路
249
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:32,583
好的
250
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,500
等一等
251
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:54,666
不要唱，我不想迷路了
252
00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:57,041
沒事的
253
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:23,833
你沒事吧？
254
00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:28,791
可能你捧這個捧得太久了，累了吧
255
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,875
沒事，我不累
256
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,666
你唱了這首歌很多次了
257
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,375
你喜歡嗎？
258
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,333
如果你是菲律賓人
259
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,916
又常年住在國外
260
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,500
我想你會喜歡這首歌
261
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,958
我想那個也會喜歡這首歌
262
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,208
是的
263
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,125
眼花…眼花
264
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,208
什麼事？
265
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:09,083
沒事，可能開車開久了，累了
266
00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,041
我不太喜歡那個
267
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,750
我們開車開了很久了
268
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,791
什麼時候到達目的地？
269
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,375
大約三小時
270
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,833
三...三小時？
271
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:26,041
是的，為什麼這樣問？
272
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:36,875
天黑了，不適宜開車
273
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,916
我想我們要找個地方休息
274
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:47,333
好吧，附近有家酒店
275
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,000
不是很遠，我們可以在那訂房
276
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:52,166
很好，很好，很好
277
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,541
庸人多厚褔
278
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:55,791
什麼？
279
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,583
我說你英俊
280
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,375
（百年自由）
281
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,708
-是你呀？
-什麼我？
282
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,750
幹嘛跑得那麼快？這裏住得不好嗎？
283
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:16,250
好住好住…不過我想找一間更好的
284
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,541
走啦
285
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,541
又找一間更好的？
286
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,208
-你認識他們？
-不太熟
287
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,208
有什麼可以效勞？
288
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,166
我們想要一個房間
289
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,250
兩個…兩個房間
290
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,666
我不想跟她同房
291
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,666
好吧，要兩間房吧
292
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,875
謝謝
293
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:45,208
你可不可以問他有沒有按摩女郎？
294
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,958
今天不
295
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,750
今天不？那何時呢？
296
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,000
是你敲我的門？
297
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,833
抱歉，我在找馬里奧
298
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,375
馬里奧？不就是那個臭小子嗎？
299
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,625
剛才還說“今天不”
300
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:25,250
好，看你搞什麼鬼？
301
00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,041
難怪說「今天不」
302
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,708
看來他快「出來」了
303
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,625
你在幹嘛？
304
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,791
鬼呀，鬼呀，鬼呀
305
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,166
我要走啦
306
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:10,416
你幹嘛要走？
307
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:15,291
有鬼跟著我們…有鬼跟著我們…
308
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:18,000
剛才你搞的那女人…是鬼呀
309
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:20,375
等一等…這兒沒鬼的
310
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,791
是你又做噩夢了而已
311
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:28,291
鬼呀你帶著的東西…便是她
312
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,208
我不要跟這個一起
313
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:31,291
你說什麼？
314
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:34,541
我不要跟這東西在一起
315
00:22:35,791 --> 00:22:38,375
你要嗎？拿去吧
316
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,666
你自己拿去吧
317
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:42,458
我懂開車的話我就自己送
318
00:22:42,791 --> 00:22:44,291
你不會開車關我屁事嗎？
319
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,916
這是你的問題
320
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,666
那少女客死異鄉，她只想歸家
321
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,166
你這混蛋，你怎可以留她在此？
322
00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:53,583
別講髒話
323
00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:55,000
再說髒話我就操你
324
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,208
什麼？
325
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,208
我很害怕
326
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:02,125
她傷害你了？有嗎？
327
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,416
不，我很害怕
328
00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:08,666
她也想上我…
329
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:11,500
然後殺我
330
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:12,875
你怕死？
331
00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:17,958
當然，每個人都如是
332
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:22,375
求求你…拜託了
333
00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:26,250
你現在可以走了
334
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,958
謝謝
335
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:31,416
但我告訴你，我不像你那麼沒同情心
336
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,500
我會帶她回去的
337
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,958
你帶吧，你想做甚麼都可以
338
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,875
我沒同情心的，我回香港去
339
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,416
早安
340
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,333
-你還在？
-是
341
00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:04,625
我還以為你走了
342
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:08,458
我走了，但我回來了
343
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:13,958
我想，我沒什麼害怕的了
344
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,791
生平不做虧心事，對不對？
345
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:20,083
那就好了，我們走吧
346
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:21,541
但，等一下
347
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:22,541
為什麼？
348
00:24:22,666 --> 00:24:26,166
我做了很多運動，沒力氣了
349
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,458
噢，謝了
350
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,375
-這是給你的
-謝謝
351
00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:46,416
可以教我唱你常唱的那首歌嗎？
352
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,500
教你？你喜歡嗎？
353
00:24:48,875 --> 00:24:49,916
你老是唱著那首歌啊 大哥
354
00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:51,125
什麼？
355
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:55,583
-我喜歡我超喜歡
-我教你吧
356
00:24:56,791 --> 00:24:58,208
像這樣…
357
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:13,958
等一等，再來，開頭兩句
358
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:14,958
-從頭開始
-是的
359
00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:17,416
好，聽好了
360
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:35,583
唱得很好，非常好
361
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:36,833
我在路上教你吧
362
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:38,125
好的
363
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,333
到了
364
00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:05,625
什麼？
365
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,416
讓我穿上制服
366
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:13,708
你累了，讓我幫你拿吧
367
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:16,083
你不害怕了？
368
00:26:16,666 --> 00:26:18,541
不怕啦不怕啦
369
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,333
好的
370
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,458
你好，我叫阿倫
371
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:40,083
我是速遞公司的
372
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,125
我有個包裹交給盧先杜先生的
373
00:26:42,291 --> 00:26:44,333
-這位是…
-進來
374
00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:56,041
太太，有人拿了一些東西要交給你
375
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:06,083
一定是阿麗的骨灰
376
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:10,875
謝謝你送回我女兒的骨灰
377
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:14,333
你可否送進我女兒的房間
378
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,791
可以
379
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,083
我來幫你吧
380
00:27:25,541 --> 00:27:30,708
要不是這兩條壞腿，我會去香港
381
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:34,708
親手帶回我女兒的骨灰
382
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:42,958
你可否幫我把她的骨灰放在祭桌上
383
00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:02,000
他怎會跟你女兒一起拍照？
384
00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:07,666
我女兒跟他訂了婚，而他也死了
385
00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:08,958
你說什麼？
386
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:32,208
馬里奧
387
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:37,625
我現在要走了
388
00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:38,875
我知道
389
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,416
你有什麼要告訴我嗎？
390
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:45,666
你到那就用心唸書，知道嗎？
391
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,166
還有呢？
392
00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:53,166
我會等你，我答應你，我們再會時…
393
00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:55,000
一切依舊，我的心不變
394
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,458
你自己照顧自己
395
00:28:57,416 --> 00:29:00,875
你也一樣，等我啊
396
00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:02,541
我會的
397
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:04,625
我愛你
398
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:10,583
馬里奧死前
399
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:15,958
他說要去機場接她回家的
400
00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:19,125
你說馬里奧跟你一起來？
401
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:24,458
說笑而已
402
00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:26,958
也許你不是開玩笑
403
00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:32,041
當阿麗六月前回家參加馬里奧的葬禮
404
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:36,208
她說過馬里奧在她身邊的
405
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,708
我想我該走了
406
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:44,458
拜拜
407
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:32,000
每天都上車下車，出酒店進酒店
408
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,833
真是花錢買難受呀
409
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,333
旅行當然是這樣的啦
410
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:39,416
怎麼啦？不許人家發牢騷嗎？
411
00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:43,041
這樣吧，天氣熱大家火氣大
412
00:30:43,666 --> 00:30:47,166
要不這樣，大家唱一首歌來消消暑吧
413
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:48,833
-好呀，好呀
-不是吧
414
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:54,000
準備，一二，一二三四
415
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:57,000
送你送到小村外
416
00:30:57,083 --> 00:31:00,250
有句話兒要交待
417
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:04,291
雖然已經是百花開
418
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:11,958
路邊的野花，你不要採
419
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:18,166
記著我的情，記著我的愛
420
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,166
記著有我天天在等待
421
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:24,458
我在等著你回來
422
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,958
千萬不要把我來忘懷
423
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:31,458
路邊的野花，你不要採
424
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:34,375
一二，一二三四
425
00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:35,791
我的熱情…
426
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:37,041
還來呀？
427
00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:46,583
早安
428
00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:54,041
各位團友，麻煩你們將護照給我
429
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:56,333
我去登記啊，麻煩了
430
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:01,833
不好意思，不好意思…
431
00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,291
黃先生，怎麼又碰見你了？
432
00:32:04,416 --> 00:32:05,250
辦完事回香港呀？
433
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,250
不是，不是
434
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,625
幹嘛急著走呢？這裡不好住嗎？
435
00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,000
好住好住…不過我想找一間更好的
436
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,208
走啦
437
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:12,958
他真奇怪呀
438
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,958
各位團友，請來這邊
439
00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:16,583
有點事要跟大家說
440
00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:17,916
由於現在等著拿鑰匙
441
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,375
我有點事要跟大家說說
442
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:22,541
因為菲律賓是個天主教國家
443
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:26,208
所以酒店裡每個房間都有一本聖經
444
00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:28,541
當大家看見聖經是打開的時候
445
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:31,000
就千萬不要合起來
446
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,333
那如果是合起來呢？
447
00:32:32,416 --> 00:32:34,833
那就別調皮，勿再把它打開
448
00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:37,833
這本聖經是打開的
449
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,375
有的還作了標記
450
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,500
馬可福音第十四章十七至二十節
451
00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:47,041
耶穌在最後的晚餐預言
452
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,458
猶大會出賣他
453
00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:53,166
猶大跟了耶穌這麼久
454
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,958
小小的試探都受不住
455
00:32:57,916 --> 00:32:58,916
又如何？
456
00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:03,458
也就是…你會不會出賣我？
457
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:06,666
我怎麼出賣你呢
458
00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:09,375
你背著我在外面玩女人
459
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:10,708
不就是出賣了我嗎？
460
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,000
那就是說
461
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,833
如果下次我在你面前玩女人
462
00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:17,208
就不是出賣你啦
463
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:20,791
傻瓜
464
00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:29,666
各位，１１５－１２０就在這邊
465
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:30,916
１１４之前就在那邊
466
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,166
不要認錯啊
467
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,250
-K2這邊啊
-這邊嗎？
468
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:43,500
對不起，先生
469
00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:45,041
你不可以進入這房間的
470
00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:47,916
老兄，一樣的號碼啊
471
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:50,541
我叫了幾天小姐沒叫到，火氣很大
472
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:51,500
不要在這兒嘰嘰喳喳
473
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,541
對不起，你不可以進入這房間的
474
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:56,208
我想接待員給你的鑰匙是錯的
475
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,583
-這房間有人嗎？
-不
476
00:33:58,666 --> 00:33:59,583
那我們要吧
477
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,333
我會告訴接待員的
478
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,333
對不起，你不可以入住這房間的
479
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,791
為甚麼？
480
00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:09,416
這間是景觀房
481
00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,791
又是空置的
482
00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:14,875
我去辦公室拿鑰匙給你
483
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,000
現在怎麼辦？
484
00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,083
我搞定他
485
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,958
搞定他吧大姐，你怎麼當導遊的
486
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,250
沒問題…
487
00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:25,083
嗨，怎麼這麼巧
488
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:26,583
我們不是同一班飛機來的嗎？
489
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:28,291
是呀，我們來這裡度蜜月
490
00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,250
下次度蜜月一定要參加我們旅行團啊
491
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:32,750
忘了帶名片了
492
00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:34,833
116房？我晚點將名片塞進去
493
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:37,958
-拜拜
-拜拜
494
00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:49,708
都怪你呀，說甚麼要坐馬車呢？
495
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:52,833
坐計程車不好嗎？現在弄成這樣？
496
00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:55,333
計程車在香港經常都可以坐嘛
497
00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,041
來這種地方當然要坐馬車啦
498
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,958
多看點風土人情，開心一點嘛
499
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,333
別撒嬌了
500
00:35:05,583 --> 00:35:06,666
好點嗎？
501
00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,041
熱死人了
502
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:09,666
少爺，好點沒有
503
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,666
停…
504
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,666
你去哪裏呀？
505
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,750
怎麼你有張照片在這裏？
506
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:37,875
你以前來過菲律賓嗎？
507
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,625
沒有
508
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:41,500
怎麼會有你的照片呢？
509
00:35:41,833 --> 00:35:42,916
對不起，先生
510
00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:51,375
可以告訴這裏怎麼會有我的照片嗎？
511
00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:53,666
對不起，我不懂英語
512
00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:58,583
不好意思，你會說英語嗎？
513
00:35:58,791 --> 00:35:59,875
會呀
514
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,500
你可否幫我翻譯一下？
515
00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:04,291
你可否問他這裏為甚麼有我的照片？
516
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:09,750
是我畫的，你跟我說廣東話就可以了
517
00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,916
你回去工作吧
518
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:13,916
但是我從未來過此地
519
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,250
你怎麼知道我太太的樣子？
520
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:19,208
我們大家曾在夢中相遇過
521
00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:22,041
而且，我知道你一定會來菲律賓
522
00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:25,500
是嗎，請問你怎會知道？
523
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:30,083
你不必知道原因，我現在就告訴你
524
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,916
你有個孩子
525
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,708
孩子？我剛剛才結婚而已
526
00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:36,041
怎會有孩子啊？
527
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:38,583
我來問你，你究竟有沒墮過胎啊？
528
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:39,791
沒有
529
00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:42,875
那麼，是你老公跟其他女人有孩子
530
00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,583
你這樣說是什麼意思？
531
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:50,041
你跟另一個女人有了孩子
532
00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,500
-你知道你自己在說什麼嗎？
-走啦
533
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:58,541
你現在可以不相信我說的
534
00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:00,000
但是我告訴你
535
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:03,541
你在菲律賓一定會遇到一個舊朋友
536
00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:09,541
當教堂移動，人們會懺悔自己的罪孽
537
00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:15,166
而你們這次旅程將會永世難忘
538
00:37:16,416 --> 00:37:17,541
神經病，我們走吧
539
00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:18,875
嗨
540
00:37:19,416 --> 00:37:23,416
如果你想找我的話，這是我的地址
541
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:25,125
走吧
542
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:30,708
老婆，介不介意我問你一個問題
543
00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,041
說吧
544
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,541
你是不是很喜歡我穿白色衣服？
545
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:34,458
怎麼啦？
546
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,166
要不你帶來的怎麼全都是白色的？
547
00:37:37,916 --> 00:37:39,916
有艷舞看呀，不如我們進去看吧？
548
00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:41,916
是艷舞啊？
549
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:45,291
你不會要告訴我你不想看吧？
550
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,291
你是不是不想跟我看呢？
551
00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:48,833
不想看也要看
552
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:50,791
什麼都讓你說了，真是的
553
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:53,166
一會我起生理反應時你不要罵我
554
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,875
怎麼樣，行不行？
555
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,333
挺好的
556
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:07,583
這也算挺好的？那我回家跳給你看吧
557
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:09,791
是不是真的？
558
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:12,291
你乖我就跳
559
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:14,375
我一定會乖的
560
00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:08,000
不如買單走吧
561
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,166
這麼快？再看一節吧
562
00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,291
不，回去看你跳不是更好？
563
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:16,083
好，那走吧
564
00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:18,458
買單
565
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:23,916
不是很貴，這家一定賺了很多錢
566
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,041
你還想來？
567
00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:26,833
-也不錯啊
-對不起
568
00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:30,250
我可否跟你拍個照
569
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,041
行不行？
570
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:33,166
好
571
00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:34,416
她是我太太
572
00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:37,375
-讓我幫你們
-你好嗎
573
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,666
-麻煩你了
-沒問題
574
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:40,875
你叫甚麼名字？
575
00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,916
你還是站在這裏比較好
576
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,791
-這裏？
-好的
577
00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:49,416
１，２，３，笑
578
00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:52,250
-謝謝
-再拍一張吧，拜託了
579
00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:54,958
-再拍一張？
-是的
580
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,375
好，最後一張
581
00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:00,791
笑
582
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:02,041
謝謝
583
00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:06,458
謝謝
584
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,541
謝謝
585
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,833
這張你幫我保管，好嗎？
586
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,041
謝謝
587
00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:15,750
-拜拜
-拜拜
588
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:40,208
-阿榮
-你不是John嗎？
589
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,208
是呀
590
00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:42,458
這麼可憐，在這彈結他
591
00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:44,416
不是可憐，我已經賺夠了
592
00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:45,875
街頭賣唱是我的理想
593
00:42:46,375 --> 00:42:47,250
真高尚
594
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,250
對了，我老婆A p p l e
595
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,250
我們來度蜜月
596
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:51,625
你好
597
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:53,375
怎麼啦？
598
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,958
碰見老朋友
599
00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:56,708
碰見老朋友又怎麼樣？
600
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:59,000
那婆婆不是說我們會碰見老朋友嗎？
601
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:00,083
沒事吧？
602
00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:03,000
沒事，前幾天我們碰見一位婆婆
603
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:04,041
她預言了三件事
604
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,708
其中一件就是碰見老朋友
605
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,500
碰見老朋友之後就會怎麼樣怎麼樣
606
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,208
我預言你２４小時內會睡覺
607
00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,500
怎麼你又不相信我？
608
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,125
怎麼啦？為什麼不在香港賣唱
609
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,041
卻跑到這裏來賣唱？
610
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:16,041
這裏好
611
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:17,541
在香港免得看見那個董建華
612
00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:19,500
反應慢，應變能力低，他不行的
613
00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,750
這裏好，這裏好
614
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,250
那我們豈不是快要討飯了？
615
00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:23,625
討飯也要來這裏討啊
616
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,375
-好呀
-給你張名片
617
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:27,625
我是賣唱中心的主席
618
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,208
有時間來看看我
619
00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:31,291
真了不起，賣唱中心主席
620
00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:32,208
是呀
621
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:33,208
好吧，我要飯就會來找你
622
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:34,625
走之前打電話給我
623
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:35,791
-一起喝茶
-好的
624
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:37,166
-拜拜
-拜拜
625
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,208
怎麼啦？又做噩夢？
626
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:51,041
沒…沒什麼，別管我，你睡覺吧
627
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:04,458
這裏那麼靠近唐人街
628
00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:05,708
你說今晚吃什麼好呢？
629
00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:10,541
隨便啦
630
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,333
今晚你想吃什麼？
631
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,375
不知道啊
632
00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:17,583
你是不是不舒服啊？坐一會吧？
633
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,833
昨天晚上我睡得不好呀
634
00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:26,000
那我買點東西給你喝好不好？
635
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,583
你想喝什麼？
636
00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:29,833
椰子水
637
00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:33,000
那你坐一會
638
00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:37,291
多少錢？
639
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,666
-二十塊
-要兩個
640
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,916
怎麼對我這麼好？
641
00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:57,833
人家說，如果老公對老婆好
642
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,875
一定是做了什麼虧心事
643
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:01,541
你有沒有啊？
644
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,250
你喝了再說吧
645
00:46:10,875 --> 00:46:12,250
幹嘛還留著這張照片？
646
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,541
還不快扔了它
647
00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:18,291
扔了它？好好，扔了它
648
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,375
喝東西，別生氣，乖，喝一口吧
649
00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:27,041
你又怎麼了？
650
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,250
那個教堂在動啊
651
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:36,416
教堂在動？沒有啊
652
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,958
那個婆婆不是說教堂會動嗎？
653
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,958
沒動呀
654
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:42,583
這裏呀
655
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,833
水影
656
00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:11,333
這些人在贖罪啊
657
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,125
你又怎麼啦
658
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:36,958
我想你告訴我
659
00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:37,916
你在外面是不是
660
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,416
跟別的女人有了孩子？
661
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:44,875
你又想說甚麼呀？
662
00:47:47,208 --> 00:47:48,625
我是想你老實地告訴我
663
00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:49,583
你是不是在外面
664
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:51,333
跟別的女人有了孩子？
665
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:52,625
當然沒有啦
666
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,541
拜託你別信那些騙子亂說的
667
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,166
我說你又不信，老是相信別人？
668
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:01,291
但她說的全部應驗了嘛
669
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,833
應甚麼驗？看見到水影就說教堂在動
670
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:07,333
你有沒有相信過我？整天疑神疑鬼
671
00:48:07,916 --> 00:48:09,541
喂…
672
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:11,250
你幹甚麼嘛？
673
00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:13,666
我們今天自由活動
674
00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,000
你讓我自己安靜一下
675
00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,291
自由活動？你去哪裏呀？
676
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,125
我自己回酒店就行了
677
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:20,666
-這裏你認路嗎？
-你讓我安靜一下
678
00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:24,958
你自己小心一點呀
679
00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:27,416
鑰匙在你那裏，那我幾點回去呀？
680
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:48,875
你在想你老婆？
681
00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:52,958
你不是在想老婆？
682
00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:59,666
至少你有一秒不是想著她的
683
00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:03,291
沒關係
684
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,166
沒有丈夫是常想著太太的
685
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,000
他們常想著別的女人
686
00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:12,250
他們有幻想
687
00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:14,166
你不以為然？
688
00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,666
是的，但那又如何？
689
00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:20,666
多點經驗沒甚麼不對
690
00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:25,375
有時你要冒險
691
00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:31,208
你有否想過…跟別的女人上床
692
00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:34,750
我不需要告訴你
693
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:40,375
你不需要告訴我，我知道你在想什麼
694
00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,125
什麼
695
00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,208
我不告訴你
696
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:48,583
看起來我們好像沒什麼好說的
697
00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:54,333
也許我們有事可做
698
00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:56,750
比如什麼事？
699
00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,375
一些你太太不會想知道的事情
700
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,916
但你不必告訴她你做過
701
00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:09,083
你知否一個女人的信念是甚麼？
702
00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:16,041
是她內心所想而不是她現實所感
703
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:20,833
男人的信念呢…
704
00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,291
就是他跟他老婆做愛
705
00:50:25,041 --> 00:50:30,083
但他同時也想跟其他女人發生關係
706
00:50:31,083 --> 00:50:32,333
對不起
707
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,750
等一等
708
00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:38,625
你有留著我的照片嗎？
709
00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:42,500
對不起，我丟了
710
00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:46,791
請收好
711
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,041
我希望你會常常想起我
712
00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:55,458
你會一直在我的腦海里
713
00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:08,583
你確定是這地方吧？
714
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,916
是的，進去，直走轉左
715
00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:12,583
-進去？
-是的
716
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:17,833
謝謝
717
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:03,750
吵著我睡覺
718
00:52:03,875 --> 00:52:10,291
打死你
719
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:23,791
那蛇吵著我睡覺，所以我要殺死牠
720
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,958
先生，按摩一下…
721
00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:40,666
不用了，謝謝
722
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:44,166
-謝謝
-謝謝
723
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,666
你幹嘛？
724
00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:19,791
你什麼時候在此的？
725
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:23,416
就是當你失去信心的時候
726
00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:25,208
你幹嘛？
727
00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:26,750
我知道你想要我
728
00:53:45,208 --> 00:53:46,958
我想問你一些事
729
00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:53,875
我丈夫是否真的在外面有女人？
730
00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:56,250
那你自己覺得呢？
731
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,500
我不知道，你告訴我
732
00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:30,708
就是因為我說的話
733
00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:33,791
所以你就懷疑你的丈夫？
734
00:54:35,041 --> 00:54:37,083
但是你說的話確實都實現了
735
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:39,666
我真的想知道，請告訴我
736
00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:58,791
聖經記載夏娃聽信蛇的話吃了那蘋果
737
00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:03,458
因為她以為那蘋果會令她得到智慧
738
00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:13,041
彼得在黎明前三次不認主
739
00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:18,416
因為他不相信主死後會復活
740
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:27,083
耶穌怎麼也不肯跪拜撒旦
741
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:32,583
因為祂相信世界是天父創造的
742
00:55:40,416 --> 00:55:41,833
那麼我丈夫…
743
00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:47,750
我能說的就這麼多了，請你不要再問
744
00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:01,500
對不起，我已經結婚了
745
00:56:19,875 --> 00:56:21,083
你在等我？
746
00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:23,416
等我嗎？
747
00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:25,041
回來了
748
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:27,000
是呀
749
00:56:28,791 --> 00:56:33,125
我想過了，我不應該對你這麼沒信心
750
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,916
我也有不對，你也是在意我而已
751
00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:45,250
不如這樣吧，以後我們不要再
752
00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:47,583
這麼容易讓別人影響我們了
753
00:56:49,041 --> 00:56:51,208
我沒受人影響，是你受人影響而已
754
00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,916
我在意你嘛
755
00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:58,958
真的在意我？真的在意我？
756
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:01,333
就是說你不生氣了？
757
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:03,166
答應我不許再生氣了
758
00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:07,041
好了，上去吧
759
00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:10,875
欸？
760
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,500
你又撿回來了？
761
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,291
不是，我沒撿回來
762
00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:22,541
不喜歡扔掉就是了，上去吧
763
00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,208
這個是什麼？
764
00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:30,791
婆婆說的是對的
765
00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:32,791
你在外面一定有女人
766
00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:34,583
你真的跟別人生了孩子
767
00:57:34,708 --> 00:57:35,958
沒告訴我是不是？
768
00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:37,041
你不要聽人家瞎說好不好？
769
00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:38,000
人家婆婆說什麼你都信
770
00:57:38,083 --> 00:57:39,416
為什麼我說的你不信？
771
00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:40,750
我不會相信你的
772
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:42,541
不要發脾氣
773
00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:44,250
大庭廣眾發脾氣幹什麼嘛
774
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:46,166
我這麼愛你，你在外面搞女人
775
00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,875
你放開我
776
00:57:48,416 --> 00:57:49,708
我要走，我不想再看見你
777
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:53,208
放開我，放開我
778
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:03,833
Ａｐｐｌｅ
779
00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:21,083
阿榮…阿榮
780
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:25,333
阿榮…
781
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,416
-你要幫忙嗎？
-是，麻煩你
782
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,583
我可以做什麼？你要叫救護車嗎？
783
00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:34,708
去，快呀，求你了
784
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:37,500
阿榮…
785
00:58:51,666 --> 00:58:54,291
既然你不相信你丈夫…
786
00:58:54,833 --> 00:58:57,125
那你為什麼要嫁給他？
787
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:06,875
阿榮…
788
00:59:12,958 --> 00:59:14,791
K2，快來看熱鬧
789
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,166
-在哪啊？
-那裏啊
790
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,125
撞死人了
791
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:18,583
那麼巧
792
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:19,750
就是和我們同一班飛機的那一對
793
00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:21,750
你說「你跳，我跳」那一對呀
794
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,208
都說過要小心過馬路嘛
795
00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:26,208
你想佔便宜呀？
796
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:27,208
你也是呀
797
00:59:27,291 --> 00:59:29,916
-你也是呀
-是呀，是呀
798
00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:32,916
佔便宜不要緊，最重要是給錢
799
00:59:33,666 --> 00:59:36,000
你家沒鏡子嗎？你給我還差不多
800
00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:38,000
你現在想捧場都沒機會
801
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,708
本小姐在旅遊
802
00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:43,625
我是中國城第８組的，有時間來找我
803
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:46,625
好了，各位團友，我們要下車了
804
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,041
先別看了
805
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:50,791
大家小心樓梯，拿好行李啊
806
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:52,500
儘快上去房間開會
807
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:54,416
我覺得很需要開個會
808
00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:55,916
開什麼會呀？
809
00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:57,708
我覺得這個旅行團
810
00:59:57,791 --> 01:00:00,541
進進出出，上車下車好幾天了
811
01:00:01,791 --> 01:00:03,458
那又怎麼樣？有什麼問題？
812
01:00:03,541 --> 01:00:06,708
這問題可大了，說好了是來打炮的嘛
813
01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:07,833
可是來了菲律賓幾天
814
01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:09,708
我看邊菲律賓所有最漂亮的小姐
815
01:00:09,791 --> 01:00:11,333
竟然是我家的菲傭最漂亮
816
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:13,291
那倒是
817
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,708
不如這樣，對Ｕ２Ｋ２好點不就行？
818
01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:19,916
你神經病，她們都是香港貨
819
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,500
搞她們還來菲律賓，機票便宜嗎？
820
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:24,625
倒也是
821
01:00:26,375 --> 01:00:29,375
想起來我們這根棍子真的很久沒用了
822
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,291
不是棍子，是炮呀
823
01:00:31,875 --> 01:00:33,166
炮也好，棍子也好
824
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:34,833
光是用來尿尿就最不好
825
01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:38,583
不行啦，明天我們三個人不如離隊
826
01:00:38,666 --> 01:00:40,875
想來想去我們一定要自力更生
827
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
明天有妞泡妞，有雞叫雞
828
01:00:43,875 --> 01:00:44,875
不行啦
829
01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:46,958
我現在就去咖啡廳泡妞
830
01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:48,125
好呀
831
01:01:01,666 --> 01:01:02,833
你先下去，我回房間拿點東西
832
01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:05,666
-拿什麼呀？
-錢袋呀
833
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,625
-打擾，多拿幾個啊
-我也要
834
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,500
我等你很久了
835
01:02:06,375 --> 01:02:07,583
我也是
836
01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:35,958
從明天起，有妞泡妞，有便宜佔便宜
837
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:39,208
有嘴親嘴，有隊插隊，知道嗎？
838
01:02:39,541 --> 01:02:41,250
你別光顧著這些好不好？
839
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,208
要尊重一下女性嘛
840
01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:44,416
怎麼尊重？
841
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:50,250
比如說，聊聊天，培養一下感情
842
01:02:50,916 --> 01:02:52,166
就算是一夜情
843
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:54,541
也可以很浪漫，很溫馨嘛
844
01:02:55,166 --> 01:02:57,458
一夜二情也可以很浪漫很溫馨的
845
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,750
要付錢的，大哥
846
01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:02,375
其實也不用等明天才開始啊
847
01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:03,666
現在開始也行呀
848
01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:04,833
說得容易
849
01:03:13,416 --> 01:03:15,500
-嗨，帥哥
-嗨
850
01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:18,833
你今天晚上要女人嗎？
851
01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:21,708
我想要先聊出感情
852
01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:23,791
噢，沒問題
853
01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,250
我們要…
854
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,750
我今天晚上會去嘀嗒嘀迪斯科
855
01:03:29,291 --> 01:03:31,458
你們要和我一起去嗎？
856
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:33,500
好呀
857
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:35,708
好的
858
01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,291
我答應你們今晚
859
01:03:39,791 --> 01:03:44,750
我會給你們介紹些美女
860
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:50,958
所以我走之前，別忘了地址
861
01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:54,958
嘀嗒嘀迪斯科在Ｘ路
862
01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:58,333
我會等你
863
01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:01,833
-今天晚上見
-拜拜
864
01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:04,750
拜拜…
865
01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:11,750
-好啊好啊
-談得來呀
866
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:17,583
為什麼讓她自己一個人走？
867
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:19,375
要等里安納度嘛
868
01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:59,500
不枉此行
869
01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:01,541
我愛菲律賓
870
01:05:26,125 --> 01:05:28,166
你那裏不是像「里安納度」嗎？
871
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:31,000
好像應該叫「你找不到」才對呀
872
01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:32,875
是啊，走吧
873
01:05:37,958 --> 01:05:39,000
怎麼搞成這樣子？
874
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:41,833
我們今天別在這裏泡了，很邪門
875
01:05:41,916 --> 01:05:43,083
我們也打算今晚不在這裏了
876
01:05:43,166 --> 01:05:44,625
我們也要撞鬼
877
01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:45,875
你都見鬼了？
878
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,291
見女人呀
879
01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:48,791
她說今天晚上會帶我們
880
01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:50,625
去一個屬於男人的天堂
881
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:52,375
充滿女人的世界
882
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,041
蟑螂啊
883
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:06,250
我真的搞不懂，說這間酒店有鬼
884
01:06:07,083 --> 01:06:09,458
那跟你沒穿衣服有什麼關係呢？
885
01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:11,333
什麼有鬼呀？
886
01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:14,166
幹什麼都行呀，管你有沒脫光
887
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,166
那也不會脫光你的衣服推你到走廊？
888
01:06:20,125 --> 01:06:22,375
一定是想甩掉我們，自己去泡妞
889
01:06:22,458 --> 01:06:23,416
但結果惹出了禍
890
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:24,375
肯定啦
891
01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:26,416
沒這種事，我像是這種人嗎？
892
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,208
你們兩個泡妞都叫我
893
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,083
我泡妞有什麼可能不叫你們呢
894
01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:33,625
對了，我們現在去尋花問柳
895
01:06:34,041 --> 01:06:36,125
你拿著公事包，像上班一樣
896
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:37,208
裏面是甚麼來的？
897
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,000
你管得著嗎？
898
01:06:40,166 --> 01:06:42,000
話說回來，我們現在去哪裏呀？
899
01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:44,291
去嗒嘀嗒嘀斯科嘛
900
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,875
不是呀
901
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,833
是嗒嗒嘀呀
902
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:50,250
-去嗒嗒嘀？
-是呀
903
01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:52,291
你們兩個究竟知不知道啊？
904
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:56,250
我們去嗒嗒嘀迪斯科嗎？
905
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:58,083
是…
906
01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:02,000
不，這裏有嘀嘀嗒迪斯科嗎？
907
01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:05,000
有呀
908
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:07,958
這裏有沒有嗒嗒嘀迪斯科？
909
01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:09,375
有呀
910
01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:12,666
這裏有沒有嘀嘀嘀迪斯科？
911
01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:13,791
有呀
912
01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:16,458
完了，這傢伙是或不是都說Ｙｅｓ啊
913
01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:17,916
你聽得懂英文嗎？
914
01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:19,500
會呀
915
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:21,000
你認識我嗎？
916
01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:22,041
認識
917
01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:24,708
這次完了，是也Y e s不是也Y e s
918
01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:32,250
這傢伙不知道懂不懂的
919
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:33,375
我們還是下車吧
920
01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:36,500
路這麼黑，下車也不行啊
921
01:07:38,208 --> 01:07:40,583
要是看見有另一輛計程車，換車
922
01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:21,041
-鬼呀…
-你又叫什麼鬼呀？
923
01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:23,083
停車…
924
01:08:23,666 --> 01:08:26,791
-停車
-停車？好的
925
01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:38,000
嘀嗒嘀迪斯科啊
926
01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,500
是啊，到了，到了
927
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:43,000
-嗯
-給錢，快點，快點
928
01:08:44,333 --> 01:08:46,958
-進去開齋啊
-快點…
929
01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:48,708
進去啦
930
01:08:50,750 --> 01:08:52,083
-你好...
-等等，停一下
931
01:08:56,125 --> 01:09:00,333
是一個叫我們帥哥的叫我們來這裏
932
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,416
謝謝
933
01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:48,416
-嗨
-帥哥，歡迎
934
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,208
-謝謝
-你是…
935
01:09:50,333 --> 01:09:54,708
這是我朋友，來泡妞的，像我們一樣
936
01:09:55,041 --> 01:09:56,958
用不著這麼直接吧
937
01:09:57,083 --> 01:09:59,416
沒時間了，直接一點吧
938
01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:01,916
所以你們是來找女人的嗎？
939
01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,875
是的，多少錢？
940
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,541
別擔心，很便宜的，你付得起的
941
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:11,625
收起來吧，你以為人家全是雞呀？
942
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,583
你接受不了呀？當自己是鴨子就行了
943
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:15,583
挑吧
944
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,333
我想要先聊聊天
945
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:19,791
好吧隨便你，你自便
946
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:21,916
-好的
-拜拜，我走了
947
01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:23,833
再見
948
01:10:25,166 --> 01:10:26,500
我去探路
949
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,000
嗨
950
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,291
嗨
951
01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:02,333
我可否跟你聊一會？
952
01:11:03,291 --> 01:11:05,500
好的，我很喜歡聊天
953
01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,750
你確定你只想要聊一會？
954
01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:11,083
不，但先聊一下
955
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,083
你一個人來嗎？
956
01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:16,083
不，還有我的朋友
957
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,708
但都不像我這樣英俊
958
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,208
你來…
959
01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,625
好的
960
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:28,416
金魚嘛，一眼就看得出來
961
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,375
那個才是金魚
962
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,416
-那個是木魚
-這個才是木魚
963
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:34,750
鬼啊
964
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,208
嗨
965
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:37,458
是鬼呀
966
01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:38,666
鬼有這麼漂亮嗎？
967
01:11:38,791 --> 01:11:40,041
多少錢？多少錢？
968
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:41,166
還沒問呢？
969
01:11:41,291 --> 01:11:42,541
鬼我還沒試過呢
970
01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:44,416
她真是鬼啊，她的肉是一塊一塊的
971
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:45,791
不是吧？
972
01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:47,750
-這妞是我的
-今晚才是你的
973
01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:49,041
很有彈性啊
974
01:11:49,125 --> 01:11:50,000
她真的是鬼呀
975
01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,750
她的肉一塊塊的掉出來了
976
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,125
神經病
977
01:11:54,708 --> 01:11:57,625
我們走吧，我們先聊一會
978
01:11:58,291 --> 01:11:59,458
好的
979
01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:02,750
不…這邊
980
01:12:05,541 --> 01:12:08,666
不要啊斯基…鬼呀，她真是鬼呀
981
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,666
斯基，不要啊，她真的是鬼呀
982
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:13,166
她真的是鬼呀
983
01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,541
不要再說鬼了好不好？
984
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,208
就算是鬼也是艷鬼，漂亮鬼啦
985
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,583
別破壞我的興致
986
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:20,958
我出去找一個
987
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:34,916
嗨
988
01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:37,500
不…
989
01:12:37,583 --> 01:12:39,333
-什麼？
-先聊天呀
990
01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:40,833
我不想聊
991
01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:43,041
先聊聊
992
01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:45,250
不，先聊一下...
993
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:50,000
不，先聊一下...
994
01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:53,833
不，我們還是先做
995
01:12:54,166 --> 01:12:55,000
我們晚點才聊天
996
01:12:55,083 --> 01:13:00,833
不…我要先聊聊...
997
01:13:03,041 --> 01:13:05,750
好，我去洗個澡
998
01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:24,916
先聊一下
999
01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,125
-嗨
-嗨
1000
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:44,333
她是你朋友？
1001
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:46,375
是，你自我介紹吧
1002
01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:49,208
-我是蘭西
-蘭西，你好
1003
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,000
所有女孩子都是來泡男人的嗎？
1004
01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,958
當然啦 所有女孩子都是來泡男人的
1005
01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:58,416
捏一捏多少錢？
1006
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000
五百元
1007
01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:06,875
成交，來，捏兩下？
1008
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:08,166
當然
1009
01:15:20,708 --> 01:15:21,958
多少錢？
1010
01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:23,083
什麼？
1011
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,083
我可否請你喝一杯？
1012
01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:28,208
當然可以，一個嘀嗒嘀特飲
1013
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:30,708
嘀嗒嘀特飲？多少錢...
1014
01:15:31,208 --> 01:15:32,083
二百元
1015
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,708
一杯給她，一杯給我
1016
01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,791
先開動了
1017
01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:29,916
跟我做愛
1018
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:41,708
一晚多少？
1019
01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:43,708
你有多少？
1020
01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:46,291
你在喝甚麼？
1021
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,166
你喝的是什麼，我喝的是甚麼
1022
01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,083
怎麼了？
1023
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:03,250
我喝了蟲酒呀
1024
01:17:03,333 --> 01:17:05,750
蟲酒，不是每個人都會喝的
1025
01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:06,875
我給你們介紹
1026
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,208
這是我的新女朋友，蘭西
1027
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:09,500
嗨
1028
01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,791
任捏不生氣，我請你
1029
01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:13,000
捏兩下…多捏幾下
1030
01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:15,416
他好像很開心
1031
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,541
蛇頭魔女呀
1032
01:17:23,125 --> 01:17:24,208
甚麼事？
1033
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:28,125
這裏這麼多蛇鬼，好邪門，快走
1034
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:42,583
這間迪斯科好不對勁呀
1035
01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:43,625
何止不對勁，簡直是邪門
1036
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,041
我那個妞更邪門呀
1037
01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:46,583
我早說了那妞有問題，你不相信我
1038
01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,125
別說那麼多了，趕快離開這裏
1039
01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:54,458
什麼事？出唱片呀？大哥？
1040
01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:58,083
你被通緝了...
1041
01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:01,041
你完了，來菲律賓還去借高利貸？
1042
01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:02,041
神經病
1043
01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,333
不對呀，我也有份
1044
01:18:03,458 --> 01:18:04,583
也有我呀
1045
01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:06,500
怎麼回事？
1046
01:18:09,541 --> 01:18:12,708
怎麼辦？有很多人啊？
1047
01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:16,625
別把頭轉過去
1048
01:18:19,666 --> 01:18:21,708
後面的人看起來不像人呀
1049
01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:24,916
那還不跟著他們說
1050
01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:47,333
那邊呀…
1051
01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:54,958
別拉著我，看看有沒有出路呀？
1052
01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:56,458
我…我好害怕呀
1053
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,250
斯基…
1054
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:05,750
-我的手指不見了
-這麼嚴重
1055
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,250
走呀，走呀
1056
01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:09,541
快走，快追上來了
1057
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:13,125
不行，讓我把手指頭撿起來
1058
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:15,375
斷了也能接得回來
1059
01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:16,958
神經病，命都快沒了，還接手指頭
1060
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:18,875
我不能死無全屍
1061
01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:20,208
鬼來了
1062
01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:25,000
快幫忙找找
1063
01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:26,833
你找吧，我要看鬼來了沒有
1064
01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:28,750
你先看看我的手指頭呀
1065
01:19:29,875 --> 01:19:32,375
手指頭回來吧，手指頭回來吧
1066
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,500
這裏有很多手指頭
1067
01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:35,958
別動
1068
01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:37,750
怎麼啦？
1069
01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:45,916
是不是你的
1070
01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:47,666
好像長了一點
1071
01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:48,833
便宜你了，走吧
1072
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:49,833
管它呢，先拿著，走吧
1073
01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:54,875
你幹嘛拿血噴我啊？
1074
01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:56,666
-斷了啊
-對不起...
1075
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,041
但你別噴我嘛
1076
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:00,666
對不起，對不起
1077
01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:01,750
鬼呀
1078
01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:04,166
還沒來，就快來了，走吧
1079
01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:09,333
這邊似乎很安全
1080
01:20:09,416 --> 01:20:11,541
那邊好一點，來吧
1081
01:20:16,791 --> 01:20:19,333
你奶奶的，我都說走那邊嘛
1082
01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:24,791
-追上來了
-快點，快點
1083
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,541
這邊，那邊…
1084
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:18,958
他們要死
1085
01:21:33,666 --> 01:21:39,000
各位，父老鄉親，兄弟姊妹…
1086
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,875
今日我們要將他們三個審判
1087
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,750
你們知道犯了甚麼罪嗎？
1088
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:47,708
犯了甚麼罪呀？快告訴人家
1089
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:48,916
你上過她呀？
1090
01:21:49,250 --> 01:21:51,291
我想上，但是沒上過呀
1091
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:52,541
是不是你上過她？
1092
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:54,208
神經病，我都不認識她
1093
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:55,666
肯定是你犯罪了
1094
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:58,291
我這麼善良怎麼會犯罪呢
1095
01:21:58,375 --> 01:21:59,458
閉嘴
1096
01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:03,125
你，告訴他們，他們犯了什麼罪？
1097
01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:24,083
你，老婆婆，告訴他們犯了什麼罪
1098
01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:46,583
你們知道自己犯了什麼錯嗎？
1099
01:22:46,791 --> 01:22:47,916
不
1100
01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:49,375
十誡中
1101
01:22:49,458 --> 01:22:52,375
你們犯了第八誡
1102
01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:55,666
不得姦淫
1103
01:22:55,875 --> 01:23:00,375
七宗罪你犯了第四宗 荒淫
1104
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:02,791
對不起，我們…
1105
01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:07,333
你以為所有女人都是妓女
1106
01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:09,791
你以為有錢使得鬼推磨
1107
01:23:10,916 --> 01:23:12,750
你欺騙女人的感情
1108
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:15,500
你們助長愛滋的傳播
1109
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,458
你們欺騙老婆及女朋友
1110
01:23:20,875 --> 01:23:23,125
你們讓孤兒變得越來越多
1111
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:26,958
有罪抑或無罪？
1112
01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:30,166
有罪
1113
01:23:31,375 --> 01:23:32,833
你們三個有罪
1114
01:23:32,916 --> 01:23:36,166
不，我用避孕套，你認識避孕套嗎？
1115
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:37,833
避孕套，跟我說一次避孕套
1116
01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:38,833
她就明白了
1117
01:23:38,916 --> 01:23:41,166
我只是抱抱親親，佔佔你的便宜
1118
01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:43,333
你…我也沒動過你
1119
01:23:43,416 --> 01:23:46,375
我…我只是花心，我不是負心
1120
01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:47,750
知道嗎？
1121
01:23:48,750 --> 01:23:51,000
你英文好，你幫我翻譯呀
1122
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:56,583
他摸摸，吻吻，討便宜
1123
01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:58,291
這麼難，怎麼翻呢…
1124
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,000
帶其他犯人來
1125
01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:26,375
你來挖他的心
1126
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:30,375
對不起，我…
1127
01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:31,791
去吧
1128
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:35,125
快點啊，挖心啊，不然我們死定了
1129
01:24:36,500 --> 01:24:39,416
我不能夠那樣做
1130
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,708
用這個挖吧
1131
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,041
捅
1132
01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,958
-去
-捅他的胸口呀
1133
01:24:52,041 --> 01:24:54,083
捅他啊，不然她捅我們了
1134
01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:55,291
捅他呀
1135
01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:57,541
拜託，我不能夠出手
1136
01:24:59,458 --> 01:25:00,708
捅他呀
1137
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:01,958
我來
1138
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:05,208
我會做得很好的
1139
01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:07,333
我可以令你很快樂
1140
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:09,083
相信我
1141
01:25:11,041 --> 01:25:12,208
讓我做吧
1142
01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:14,208
好，你來做吧
1143
01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:15,833
謝謝
1144
01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:23,125
做吧
1145
01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:25,333
捅他吧
1146
01:25:26,041 --> 01:25:27,166
等一下
1147
01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,291
挖他的心
1148
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:36,083
不，我來做
1149
01:25:36,208 --> 01:25:37,708
對不起
1150
01:25:37,791 --> 01:25:39,833
對不起
1151
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,375
請起立
1152
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:42,958
不要，求你了
1153
01:25:43,041 --> 01:25:44,708
來吧
1154
01:25:44,791 --> 01:25:46,000
我是你朋友
1155
01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:47,583
我愛你
1156
01:25:47,708 --> 01:25:49,750
我愛我的家人
1157
01:25:49,833 --> 01:25:51,583
別玩我們
1158
01:25:52,416 --> 01:25:53,958
什麼事呀
1159
01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:01,125
快跑
1160
01:26:08,541 --> 01:26:10,041
這邊…
1161
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,875
關門
1162
01:26:26,958 --> 01:26:28,458
沒事…沒事
1163
01:26:28,541 --> 01:26:31,708
是死屍…死掉的
1164
01:26:31,791 --> 01:26:33,166
找出路逃跑
1165
01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:37,208
不要碰我
1166
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:45,916
完了…這次完了
1167
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,958
原來沒有出路的
1168
01:26:48,375 --> 01:26:50,125
剛才是哪個笨蛋叫我們進來的
1169
01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:51,375
你呀
1170
01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:52,916
你反對我嘛
1171
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,750
別吵了，走吧
1172
01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:58,875
-幹什麼？
-打不開啊
1173
01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:00,083
是哪個笨蛋關門的？
1174
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:01,208
是你啊
1175
01:27:01,333 --> 01:27:02,666
為甚麼你不反對我
1176
01:27:02,791 --> 01:27:03,916
我…
1177
01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:24,041
他們不在這，去別處找
1178
01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:40,666
你幹嘛抓著我的腿？
1179
01:27:40,750 --> 01:27:41,958
幹嘛抓著我的腿呀
1180
01:27:44,458 --> 01:27:45,500
你問他
1181
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:46,875
你問他
1182
01:27:46,958 --> 01:27:48,708
放手啊，那些鬼追上來了
1183
01:27:48,833 --> 01:27:50,458
放手啊，鬼來了
1184
01:27:50,583 --> 01:27:52,833
放手呀，鬼來抓我們了
1185
01:27:52,916 --> 01:27:54,125
抓住呀
1186
01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:55,333
抓住啦
1187
01:27:55,416 --> 01:27:57,375
我不管了，數三聲我就砍下去
1188
01:27:57,500 --> 01:27:58,583
數三聲我就砍你
1189
01:27:58,666 --> 01:28:00,291
數三聲我就砍你
1190
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,875
他還不放手
1191
01:28:02,041 --> 01:28:03,833
-一
-二
1192
01:28:06,166 --> 01:28:08,500
掉了，快走，快走
1193
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:27,708
那邊有出路啊
1194
01:28:41,708 --> 01:28:43,416
剛才你用什麼方法擺平了那個魔女？
1195
01:28:43,541 --> 01:28:44,583
我怎麼知道
1196
01:28:45,541 --> 01:28:47,791
我的手指斷了，接不回來
1197
01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:48,708
手指可能有效啊
1198
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:49,791
等等…
1199
01:28:52,291 --> 01:28:53,791
四隻，四隻，剛剛好呀
1200
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,291
先借四隻手指用用
1201
01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:56,416
又是我
1202
01:28:56,541 --> 01:28:57,791
手指頭掉了還會長的嘛
1203
01:28:57,875 --> 01:28:59,791
-不是吧
-來吧
1204
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,333
十…十多個啊
1205
01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:14,541
我也不夠啊
1206
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:16,083
來，加上你的就夠了
1207
01:29:16,208 --> 01:29:17,791
為什麼不砍你的
1208
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:19,416
砍了我的誰扔手指頭
1209
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,250
砍了我的誰來砍你呀？
1210
01:29:21,541 --> 01:29:24,708
來，快點讓我砍你的
1211
01:29:35,166 --> 01:29:37,583
二十幾個，砍了你的剛剛好
1212
01:29:37,666 --> 01:29:39,291
來，趁熱，先拿來
1213
01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:41,166
手指頭掉了還會長啊
1214
01:29:41,291 --> 01:29:42,333
來吧
1215
01:29:49,750 --> 01:29:51,250
等等，等等…
1216
01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:56,958
太多啦，快走
1217
01:31:36,250 --> 01:31:37,833
-我做了個夢啊
-我也做了個夢
1218
01:31:37,958 --> 01:31:38,958
是不是同一個夢？
1219
01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:40,833
我看我做的也是你們那一個夢
1220
01:31:41,041 --> 01:31:43,958
各位團友，這邊請，請來這邊
1221
01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:45,041
這聲音挺熟
1222
01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:46,291
那個八婆領隊
1223
01:31:46,958 --> 01:31:49,541
領隊…
1224
01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:52,000
領隊…
1225
01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:53,916
找到你太好了領隊
1226
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,208
昨天晚上你們不是說不跟我們嗎？
1227
01:31:55,291 --> 01:31:56,875
原來自己到這裏來了
1228
01:31:57,625 --> 01:31:59,625
沒關係沒關係，一起聽啊
1229
01:32:00,416 --> 01:32:01,666
從地下說起
1230
01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:04,375
我們現在站在火山灰上面
1231
01:32:04,791 --> 01:32:08,541
這個教堂本來是整個鎮裡最大的教堂
1232
01:32:08,625 --> 01:32:10,583
但現在小了一半
1233
01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:14,041
為什麼呢？原來在１９９３年
1234
01:32:14,125 --> 01:32:15,875
附近有個火山爆發
1235
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:18,000
把火山灰吹到這裏來
1236
01:32:18,250 --> 01:32:21,250
把整個鎮淹沒了，還死了很多人
1237
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:23,333
所以就變成現在的樣子啦
1238
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:34,041
各位團友，我們抓緊時間快點上車了
1239
01:32:35,458 --> 01:32:36,833
是那個計程車司機
1240
01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:38,583
司機，你做甚麼？
1241
01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:41,666
我迷路了，我的車爛了
1242
01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:44,125
請幫我
1243
01:32:44,208 --> 01:32:45,958
請跟著我們
1244
01:32:46,083 --> 01:32:48,916
我會帶你回香港
1245
01:32:49,125 --> 01:32:50,250
這個傢伙真是的
1246
01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:19,958
老公，我們現在回香港了
1247
01:33:24,833 --> 01:33:26,750
我們終於可以回香港了
1248
01:33:31,666 --> 01:33:32,791
幹什麼？
1249
01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:36,041
回香港啊
1250
01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:40,875
各位旅客請注意
1251
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:44,458
由於香港赤鱲角國際機場非常混亂
1252
01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:45,708
本班機將會
1253
01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:48,125
返回馬尼拉國際機場
1254
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,208
不
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