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- I'm not wearing one of my most outlandish shirts

because not only is it just too hot in here,

but this is a thirst trap reaction video,

and some of the folks in these thirst traps might see this.

And this is the image I'd like to present.

This is an application.

I'm dressed for the interview.

Buckle up!

It has been a hot minute since I've reacted to

some hot queers doing thirst traps on TikTok.

Whoops!

(Alayna laughing)

Siri just popped up and said, "Hot queers?

Sorry, I didn't get that."

You wouldn't, Siri.

You wouldn't.

I went over on my Instagram

and I asked you all to tag me in your favorite

actually good lesbian or queer thirst traps,

and from what I'm seeing in my mentions, you came through.

I haven't watched (kisses)

good thirst traps in a minute, so I'm ready.

And (laughs)

I've been alone now again for, like, a month,

and it's getting thirsty in here!

It's amazing how quickly that happens.

Hi everybody, my name is Alayna Joy,

I make videos mostly about the LGBTQ community

here on this channel, and sometimes,

I react to hot people on TikTok!

And it's needed today.

It's hot in here and it needs to be hotter.

It's hot in here, but it's not hot enough.

Let's turn up the heat.

(Alayna laughing)

Why do I become a middle-aged parent

trying to fit in with the youth

when I do these videos?

I belong here!

I am TikTok's prime demographic!

(cat meowing)

Yeah Boogs, are you excited?

Let's jump in.

Did I say all the things I need to say?

Follow me on Instagram, subscribe to this channel

if you haven't already.

I'm Alayna.

I'm gay.

And let me show you why.

All credit for the reacting to actually good

lesbian thirst traps videos goes to Jade Fox.

The one and only.

She's the one that started the trend

of doing videos like this.

Her channel will be linked in the description.

- I see a lot of straight girls in my comments section

being like, "Is that a boy or a girl?"

And I'm like, "Babe, that's wishful thinking."

We know I'm a girl, you're bisexual now.

(Alayna laughing)

- Well...

So close, Marth, so close.

I thought I was bisexual.

I'm actually gay now,

and you're part of the reason,

so thank you very much for your service.

- One thing I'ma live by

is that I will never stick to one aesthetic.

I got some of this. - Ooh!

- Some of that. (Alayna gasping)

- Yes! - Some of that!

- Yes, please.

- You know, she cleans up nice.

- I'll take that, too!

- Call me, beep me, if you're trying to reach me.

We can't forget the drip!

The drip!

But we can also take it back.

Ha, she cute or whatever!

But don't forget.

Hoo!

- How did you just rock every single one of those outfits?

How old are you?

20!

Okay, so, like, it's fine.

(Alayna laughing)

That's-

You are

attractive.

Just, like, great job.

Great job on the aesthetic,

Great job on the...

Great job.

(cool hip-hop music)

Here we go, that's a wig.

Ooh!

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

Oh.

(Alayna laughing)

Okay, bold.

Bold.

♪ My ex say I'm trippin' ♪

♪ The money made me different ♪

Yes, we are normalizing masc people in bikinis!

♪ Do you like this position, do you like this position ♪

♪ My ex say I'm trippin' ♪

♪ The money made me different ♪

♪ I say "Bitch you just addicted because of what a dick did" ♪

♪ Do you like this position, do you like this position ♪

Okay, that has so many things that I enjoy.

(Alayna laughing)

I love when people have those little tops,

(Alayna laughing)

with, like, the under-boob.

(hand slapping)

That's so attractive!

Is that not so attractive?

And then, any kind of anything

that's like strings up here.

I know that's the technical term,

but, like, strings that are pulled up high?

(Alayna sighing)

How old is this person?

23!

Okay, acceptable.

We can handle that.

♪ Do you like this position ♪

Like, give me that top!

And also the shirt. (laughs)

Just kidding!

Just kidding.

(slow hip-hop music)

Yes, muscles!

(slow hip-hop music)

And flexible!

(slow hip-hop music)

Look at those triceps!

You go!

Oh.

(Slow hip-hop music)

Oh, my God!

(laughs) Oh, my God!

That's, like...

(Slow hip-hop music)

It's yoga.

We're fine.

We're fine, okay, we're getting a little spicy

with the look.

(slow hip-hop music)

I need to get back into yoga.

(high-energy dance music)

Okay, not a thirst trap, but incredibly attractive person.

- You do realize that humans were really only supposed to

be on this earth to eat fruit in the wilderness,

butt naked and (beep), right?

All of his hard work (beep)

is shit we brought on ourselves.

This is stupid, I don't want to do it.

- (sighs) Just the-

How

is someone this attractive?

How do you

do that?

I don't comprehend it.

I'm perceiving it, but I'm not comprehending it.

(funky music)

♪ Dude, she's just not into you ♪

Oh, cute!

Oh, you are cute!

Who is this person, Monique?

Monique, you are cute!

How old is Monique?

We don't know, we'll just say she's cute.

Oh my God, I'm sweating.

It is so hot in here!

But still not hot enough!

Turn it up! (laughs)

Where are the BIPOC folks at?

Like, I understand that there are a lot of

hot white queers, but there's also

a lot of hot BIPOC queers, where they at?

♪ But tonight girl I'ma you how much I love you ♪

♪ Let the party begin ♪

♪ I'ma do something I never did to you, girl ♪

♪ I'ma turn you out, I'll show you a new you, girl ♪

♪ Tell your friends you ain't coming out tonight ♪

(Alayna laughing)

Yeah, do that thing.

♪ I'ma do something I never did to you, girl ♪

♪ I'ma turn you out, I'll show you a new you, girl ♪

♪ Tell your friends you ain't coming out tonight ♪

That's...

Yeah, I will take, I'll take one of that, please.

(Alayna laughing)

I'm so sweaty!

I'm, like, slipping around on this stool

because of how sweaty my legs are.

That was the wrong thing to say.

♪ I was only just a breath removed from going to waste ♪

- Oh, you look little.

Cute!

♪ 'Till I found salvation in the form of your grace ♪

Aww!

♪ Your Grace ♪

Aww!

♪ Your grace ♪

Aww, that was cute!

I'm so lonely. (laughs)

I'm not, I'm not.

♪ Good little girl always picking a fight with me ♪

♪ You know that I'm bad ♪

♪ But your spending the night with me ♪

♪ What do you want from my world ♪

♪ You're a good little girl ♪ Oh, my God!

I'm maintaining eye contact.

(Alayna gasping)

Have we seen that one before?

That's giving me deja vu.

This is not okay, that's not okay.

Oh, it's her again!

Monique! (cat meowing)

Yeah, Boogs!

I think we've seen her (cat meowing)

do that audio before, or we've seen someone

with that audio before.

I don't recognize the lavender underwear. (laughs)

That makes me think this is a new TikTok for me.

(cat meowing)

Yes, Boogs!

I don't know if you should be seeing this.

Mom's having a moment.

(cat meowing)

Like, I might-

I'm gonna have to-

This is-

I'm very aware that you're all watching me right now,

but I am gonna have to follow this person.

(Alayna sighing)

I need a minute.

I need to recover from that one!

That really...

Okay.

Just slip slidin' right around.

Just gross, Alayna.

I can't even make-

Can I even make that joke?

Gross.

Hi!

You look young.

♪ Jetson made another one, baby ♪

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

♪ Baby can you do it like that ♪

Okay, I'm catching onto a trend.

Coming on more fem presenting,

the person saying they're more into mascs,

and then coming back as the masc-presenting person.

24!

Okay, let's watch it again.

(Alayna laughing)

♪ Jetson made another one, baby ♪

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

♪ Baby can you do it like that ♪

It hits different when they're legal. (laughs)

I hate these videos!

I hate these videos.

No, I love them.

I see another redhead.

I see a couple more redheads.

When I see a redhead, I have to click.

- You would feel so much better

with my fingers (beep)

(Alayna yelling)

- No.

(Alayna laughing)

I think that needed a trigger warning!

Okay, now I'm a little bit afraid to click on the redheads.

♪ How do you get to Wonderland ♪

Oh!

There's two of them.

♪ Over the hill or underland ♪

Aww!

♪ Or just behind a tree ♪

Aww!

That's pleasing!

Can I get this image as, like, a print?

I would put that up on my wall.

- [Spike Spiegal] I love the kind of woman

that will actually just kill me.

♪ Okay shawty, okay shawty, okay shawty, ♪

♪ Okay shawty, okay shawty ♪

- There's a lot happening.

There's a lot happening in this video

from this 21 year old.

Very attractive human.

Very attractive.

This was a lot to unpack.

Oh no, I'm so ready for this.

Oh, no.

♪ Jetson made another one, baby ♪

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

♪ I wanna see some ass ♪

I'm not sure how old you are, but great job.

Great job on the trend.

I think you nailed it, I have no criticisms for you,

just positive feedback only.

(Alayna humming thoughtfully)

Let's see- (gasps)

Is it Hannah?

Hannahbreadtok!

♪ I do the same thing I told you that I never would ♪

♪ I told you I'd change, even when I knew I never could ♪

♪ Know that I can't find nobody else as good as you ♪

♪ I need you to stay ♪ Oh, no.

♪ I'll be fucked up if you can't be right here ♪

♪ I do the same ♪ Hannah!

♪ Told you that I never would ♪

♪ I told you I'd change, even when I knew I never could ♪

♪ Know that I can't find nobody else as good as you ♪

It's just...

(Alayna laughing)

If I wasn't so washed out from the

too much light situation,

you would see that I am bright red.

(cat meowing)

♪ Can I ♪

♪ Maybe ♪

Yeah, yeah.

♪ Can I bring you to the six where I really stay ♪

Yup.

The answer is yes. (laughs)

- Who in the hell said I couldn't finish?

I did.

What you gonna do about it?

- I love that audio.

- Nothing.

- [Both] I did.

- Love that audio.

Love it, love it, love it.

♪ And I keep hitting repeat ♪ Oh!

So cute!

♪ No one compares ♪ (Alayna gasping)

♪ You stand alone ♪

♪ To every record I own ♪

♪ Music to my heart ♪

How old are you?

I'm not sure, but, like, so cute.

So cute!

How did you keep your eyes open

in the direct sunlight like that?

That's not easy.

Ooh, a climbing one!

Yes!

(Alayna gasping)

(cool rock music)

Okay, those are so hard to hold onto.

(cool rock music)

I'm sorry, what?

(cool rock music)

Okay, that was incredible.

People think, in bouldering, that the bigger the hold,

the easier it is to hold onto.

That's definitely not always true.

These big round holds are actually incredibly difficult

to hold onto because you can't get

your fingers into anything.

You're trying to hold your body up like this.

Damn.

Very impressive.

♪ Make a run for, shawty ♪

♪ Call him Ed Sheeran, he in love with my body ♪

(Alayna laughing)

♪ Get into it, yuh ♪

I could never.

♪ And if she ain't got a butt ♪ How do you do that? ♪

I could never.

(cool hip-hop music)

Oh.

Oh.

(cool hip-hop music)

Again, I could never. (laughs)

Here we go, let me just completely

embarrass myself here for a minute.

I don't know how you just did that.

(Alayna laughing)

How did you...

That's enough of that, immediately.

♪ Hands up, hands high ♪

♪ Don't go screamin' if I blow you with a bang ♪

♪ Aw, suki suki ♪

♪ I'm comin' in the Cherokee ♪

♪ Gasoline ♪

Cute!

Okay, just a couple more. Oh my God, how many more can I do?

I just want to do a couple more

and then I'll stop, I promise.

Just a couple more and then I'll stop!

♪ I wanna kiss you ♪ Oh!

♪ until I lose my breath ♪ Okay.

Her?

♪ I don't want to be your friend ♪

♪ I wanna kiss your lips ♪ In the green thing?

I have such a crush.

Like, such a crush!

I can't remember her name.

I think on TikTok it's, like, Barbie-something.

This one!

Blundy!

Oh, blood?

Bludnymph.

(Alayna laughing)

Not Barbie, Bludnymph.

Like...

♪ Running away is easy ♪

♪ It's the leaving that's hard ♪

Is that a joke?

Like, how is...

How is this person real?

♪ You're exciting, boy, come find me ♪

♪ Your eyes told me, "Girl, come ride me" ♪

(Alayna sighing)

Okay.

One more, one more that I've been tagged in.

One more! ♪ Got a little brown, one lick on the tan ♪

♪ Little drip on the neck, six figure on the hand ♪

Cute!

Oh.

♪ When I lift both doors and I hit on the gas ♪

♪ Then zoom, zoom get out the fast lane ♪

Its just, like, so cute though.

Like, when people can pull off both?

Okay, I lied, one more.

Last one!

Oh, same song. ♪ Six figure on the hand ♪

♪ I feel like a goat when I sit on the Lam' ♪

♪ When I lift both doors and I hit on the gas ♪

♪ Then zoom, zoom, get out the fast lane ♪

♪ Boom, boom, that's why my ass ate ♪

♪ Bow, Bow ♪

What an entrance!

♪ Little drip on the neck, six figure on the hand ♪

♪ I feel like a goat when I sit on the Lam' ♪

♪ When I lift both doors and I hit on the gas ♪

♪ Then zoom, zoom, get out the fast lane ♪

♪ Boom, boom that's why my ass ate ♪

Yes!

Okay, I need to end this.

I need to end it.

That's enough, I need to walk away.

I need to walk away, I need to have some water,

but I don't have water near me, I just have coffee.

That will do.

That's it for this video!

I hope that you've enjoyed it.

I never know how to close these out, because

(laughs) I just feel...

I'm feeling so many things,

I'm feeling exposed, small amounts of shame.

(Alayna laughing)

I can never tell if I leave these videos

thirstier than I entered them.

That's what she said?

I don't know if these videos help, is what I'm saying.

You know those experiments where

they showed that purging anger

actually just creates more anger?

Are these videos cathartic to my thirst,

or are they just making me thirstier?

Let's do some research on that.

But that's all I have for you today.

I hope that you all enjoyed it.

As always, a big thank you to my VIP patrons,

my vitally important producers!

It's thanks to all of you over on my Patreon

that I can do videos like this,

even when I know that they're gonna get demonetized

because I'm sharing so much

copywritten content with you all,

so a huge thank you to all of you.

I love you very much, thank you for watching,

and I will see you in the next one.

Bye!

(Alayna kissing)

(cat meowing) Yes, Boogs!

(cat meowing)

Yes.

(cat meowing)

Yes!

There it is, okay. (cat meowing)

Yes!