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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:47,864 喂喂喂，有沒有人呀？ 2 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,615 喂，有沒有人說句話呀？ 3 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:51,248 沒人怎麼說話呀？ 4 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:52,535 有沒有人呀？ 5 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:53,948 你沒事說什麼日語呀？ 6 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,706 我看說普通話沒人理 7 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,615 說日語可能會有呢 8 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,123 我們找的是中國人啊，姐姐！ 9 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:01,953 現在怎麼辦呀？新郎不見了？ 10 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:04,624 這次真是太沒勁了，吃不到鮑魚了 11 00:01:04,792 --> 00:01:06,032 吃吃吃，吃你個死人頭 12 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:06,867 快去找人吧 13 00:01:07,042 --> 00:01:08,373 快點，走吧 14 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:29,906 喂？ 15 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:32,582 在哪兒，幹嘛？跟誰在一起？ 16 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:34,744 在廁所，尿尿，自己 17 00:01:34,917 --> 00:01:36,077 我現在想看電影 18 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:36,951 現在？ 19 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,990 幹嘛，你現在很忙嗎？ 20 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,616 啊…我現在在開會 21 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:43,953 半個小時以後，豪華戲院門口見 22 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,073 就這樣，拜拜 23 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,160 喂！ 24 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:17,447 喂？ 25 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:20,204 師父，找你半天了，你去哪兒了？ 26 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:23,245 啊，我啊，我的電話訊號不太好 27 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,741 一會兒再打給你，拜拜 28 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,286 婆婆，請問洗手間在哪裏？ 29 00:02:57,167 --> 00:02:58,828 小子，你眼睛瞎了？ 30 00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,989 你看看本姑娘 31 00:03:00,167 --> 00:03:02,453 最多80後，90上下啦 32 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,741 還有神似李嘉欣的樣貌 33 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,327 酷像高海寧的身材 34 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,740 堪比袁詠儀的頭腦啊 35 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:08,576 關袁詠儀什麼事？ 36 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:09,910 三個都是港姐 37 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:10,622 她很聰明呀？ 38 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,282 隨便說說的，大哥 39 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:14,288 唉？ 40 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:16,452 真的很像 41 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:17,956 什麼？像什麼？ 42 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:20,618 痛不痛？　　　痛 43 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,115 痛不痛？　　　痛 44 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,456 掐我吧，掐我吧，哎呀 45 00:03:24,792 --> 00:03:26,157 痛不痛？痛不痛？　　　哎呀！ 46 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,449 痛不痛？　　　哎呀，真的很痛 47 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,122 就是啊 48 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,873 你真的是我的偶像啊 49 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:31,989 什麼偶像，認錯人 50 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,197 不會！ 51 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:35,665 你別以為長大了，我就不認識你了 52 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:37,573 我朝思夜想就等今天了 53 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,331 幫我拿著包 54 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:42,823 你看，認不認得呀？ 55 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,285 你不就是小泰林 56 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,244 你別以為長大了，我就不認識你了 57 00:03:46,417 --> 00:03:48,999 還有這本，不能抵賴了吧？ 58 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:51,283 喂，婆婆，哪有人這麼無聊 59 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,119 拿著八卦雜誌到處走？ 60 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:54,953 偶像，你別以為我傻呀 61 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:58,284 這幾本書是我找你的粉絲借的 62 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,449 我打算一會兒，拿去廁所 63 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,287 一邊大便，一邊回味呀！ 64 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:04,288 我的粉絲？ 65 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,162 今天是我們，小泰林國際影迷會 66 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:09,453 每月一聚的電影分享會！ 67 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,698 這種電影還有人看？ 68 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,537 這次，說你的貓有腎病 69 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:17,287 你就把自己的腎捐給它了 70 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:18,748 人的腎，怎麼能捐給貓呢？ 71 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:22,910 所以你才死掉了，好慘啊！ 72 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,661 各位姐妹，你們看誰來了？ 73 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,323 偶像呀！ 74 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,456 啊，別落下我啊！ 75 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:35,414 輝！我真是好愛你的… 76 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:36,914 豈有此理… 77 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:38,410 我真是愛你，你不要離開我！ 78 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:39,447 我真是好愛你 79 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,580 你知不知道！　　　你何時才能肯放手呢？ 80 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:41,330 我真是愛你 81 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,330 你不要離開我！　　　你放了我好不好？ 82 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,741 你給我一條生路 83 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:45,781 我求你！ 84 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:48,119 如果是因為她，我幫你跟她講 85 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:49,497 看不清楚？ 86 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,328 我真的很愛你，阿輝 87 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,991 去死吧！ 88 00:04:56,167 --> 00:04:58,283 我髮型都亂了！去死吧你 89 00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,243 呀 90 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,324 喂，大舅子！這邊 91 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,532 一會兒大妹問你呢 92 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,456 你就說昨晚，我們去抓泥鰍了！ 93 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:21,956 你又拿我當幌子呀？ 94 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:24,867 咱們是小學同學，你不會不幫我吧？ 95 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:26,623 要是讓大妹知道我出去鬼混 96 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:28,248 一定會宰了我的！ 97 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:30,411 喂，就這麼說定了，我先出去了 98 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,035 大舅子！ 99 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,741 喂，有什麼話快說，這裏很冷呀，大哥 100 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:51,953 一會兒二妹問你我們去哪裏了 101 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:54,661 你告訴她我們去打通宵麻將 102 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,618 我不會打麻將 103 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,790 昨晚我馬子的老媽過生日 104 00:06:00,042 --> 00:06:02,624 我跟她去了深圳，吃野味！ 105 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,534 喂，你別每次都拉上我行不行，大哥？ 106 00:06:08,042 --> 00:06:09,202 大舅子 107 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:12,203 我跟你怎麼說也是中學同學 108 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:14,366 你不會看著我見死不救吧？ 109 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:15,907 來吧，先抽根煙！ 110 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,620 你聽我說，你也知道你二妹是個瘋子 111 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,532 讓她知道了她一定先殺了我 112 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,040 然後再殺了她自己！ 113 00:06:25,042 --> 00:06:28,000 啊，就這麼說定了，再幫我一次！ 114 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:31,247 喂…大舅子，我跟你… 115 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,533 你什麼都不用說，你想我怎麼說？ 116 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:36,245 大舅子果然是讀心神探的朋友 117 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:37,532 一會兒你告訴三妹 118 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:39,994 說我們昨晚去了殯儀館守夜 119 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:40,781 誰死了？ 120 00:06:40,958 --> 00:06:42,664 其實我馬子的狗 121 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,414 昨天晚上我整晚 122 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,699 都在她的床上安慰她… 123 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,661 可守夜會不會牽強了一點 124 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:50,539 有沒有好點的？　　　沒時間了 125 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:52,323 咱哥兒倆是大學同學 126 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:53,743 你不會不幫我吧？ 127 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:54,997 你知道你三妹多兇殘啦 128 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,368 萬一被她發現了 129 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,614 她一定先殺了我，然後再殺了你，最後自殺！ 130 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:00,907 我想起來就害怕呀！ 131 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,411 那，當你答應啦！ 132 00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:04,997 我進去了… 133 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,707 抓泥鰍，打麻將，守夜… 134 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,740 哇，輸了，太好了，有酒喝！ 135 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:14,497 Hi！喂！ 136 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:15,247 大舅子！ 137 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:16,706 大哥！　　　大舅子，才來呀！ 138 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,240 Hi，你們這麼準時呀，叫東西吃了嗎？ 139 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:19,239 當然沒有了，等你呢 140 00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:20,372 來，先喝一杯！ 141 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:21,702 慢慢喝，慢慢喝，慢慢喝… 142 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:22,830 先叫東西！ 143 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,991 喂喂喂，你別叫了，讓她叫不就行了 144 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:25,913 喂！大舅子！ 145 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,244 說說昨晚的那些趣事吧！ 146 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,990 啊，昨晚，這個家伙真是… 147 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:30,906 哎，大哥我知道你去哪裏了！ 148 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:31,864 你怎麼知道我去哪裏了？ 149 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:32,910 是你徒弟說的呀 150 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,410 你整晚都在廚房裏做蛋糕 151 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:35,743 一晚都沒吃飯！ 152 00:07:35,917 --> 00:07:37,248 你大爺的！ 153 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,536 你不是說昨晚跟我大哥去抓泥鰍嗎？ 154 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:40,656 喂… 155 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:41,868 我真的跟大舅子去抓泥鰍了 156 00:07:42,042 --> 00:07:43,407 快解釋一下 157 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,447 事情是這樣的 158 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,866 昨晚他打給我，我正在做蛋糕 159 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:48,623 他就說在九龍城碼頭那邊 160 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:50,407 泥鰍多的在水裏亂跳 161 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,915 我很喜歡釣魚嘛 162 00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:54,748 那就答應他去釣泥鰍了 163 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:56,748 我馬上放下東西，打車去找他了 164 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:57,947 抓的泥鰍呢？ 165 00:07:58,125 --> 00:07:59,535 一條都他媽沒看你拿回家呀？ 166 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:01,744 他喜歡釣而已，跟泥鰍沒關係呀 167 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:02,952 你老說臟話嘛，我就幫你 168 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:04,907 積點陰德全放生了 169 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,072 他也去了！ 170 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,074 臭小子，你不是說整晚跟大哥打通宵麻將？ 171 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,036 人家說釣泥鰍啊！ 172 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:14,704 不是呀，老婆，真的去打通宵麻將了！ 173 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:16,532 喂，大舅子，你大爺的！ 174 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:17,914 你說話大喘氣啊 175 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,368 你接著說下去啊！ 176 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:20,873 其實事情是這樣的！ 177 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,873 在我們倆釣泥鰍的時候 178 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:25,749 這個家伙就打電話說要打麻將 179 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:27,373 我們也釣悶了，想休息下 180 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,533 就叫他帶麻將到碼頭 181 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:30,914 打了四圈！ 182 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,539 哇，那裏真是旺我 183 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:33,697 不停地胡牌！ 184 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:36,082 大三元，大四喜，清一色什麼的 185 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,662 他們都說我簡直是賭神上身了！ 186 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,949 你少臭美了，那誰輸的最多呀？ 187 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,374 當然是街口那個賣鹵味的老黃了 188 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:44,452 老黃！ 189 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,536 你昨天跟我說老黃死了，要幫他守夜 190 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:47,868 你怎麼解釋他去打麻將呀？ 191 00:08:48,042 --> 00:08:51,034 大舅子，要不你嘗試一下解開這個謎團 192 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,243 又是我呀？ 193 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,786 盡人事，說兩句吧！ 194 00:08:58,042 --> 00:08:59,282 其實事情是這樣的 195 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,244 我們三個在碼頭打麻將嘛 196 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,532 就打算叫老黃一起打 197 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,948 誰知道一打給他，哈… 198 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:05,285 原來他已經死了！ 199 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:06,789 昨晚正好守夜 200 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,909 我們就乾脆帶著麻將去殯儀館那裏… 201 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,990 去殯儀館打牌？ 202 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:13,989 哎，因為沒人抽份子嘛 203 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,448 空調又夠冷 204 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:16,489 對呀對呀…最重要的是打多少圈 205 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:17,747 都不會有人投訴，真是爽呀！ 206 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,657 既然大家都清楚我們昨天的行程了 207 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:21,243 那我們可以叫東西吃了吧？ 208 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:22,326 等等！ 209 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:23,993 又怎麼了？ 210 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:24,952 人還沒到齊呢 211 00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:25,826 還有誰啊？ 212 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,206 老媽特地從加拿大空運了 213 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,415 一個美女回來，讓你相親 214 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:29,912 啊？ 215 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,205 頂你個肺呀！ 216 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,956 那妞怎麼還沒來？ 217 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,408 請問你們是不是姓張？ 218 00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:38,827 你就是晴晴呀？ 219 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,998 是呀，張太太叫我來的 220 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:44,075 喂，晴晴，等你很久了，過來坐吧 221 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,661 晴晴，這次回香港 222 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:52,868 是旅行？還是工作呀？ 223 00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:55,454 我是做空姐的，經常到處飛 224 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,661 張太太在加拿大，經常跟我說 225 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,789 回香港，一定要跟你們吃頓飯 226 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:02,040 我們三姐妹很隨和很容易相處的！ 227 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,535 你們是三姐妹？ 228 00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:04,747 哦，三妹是撿回來的 229 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:05,997 沒我們倆這麼漂亮 230 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:08,203 很多人都跟你一樣經常搞錯了 231 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,823 Nice to meet you！Pretty girl！ 232 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:12,323 你做空姐是吧？ 233 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,661 我做保安的，大家都是穿製服的 234 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:15,913 我們真是有緣啊！ 235 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,285 你大爺的！ 236 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,323 現在是我大哥相親，還是你相親呀？ 237 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,580 你再不坐下 238 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,911 我就割脈自殺，你個王八蛋！ 239 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,495 大哥大哥，問問人家喜歡吃什麼呀 240 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,081 不介意用碗吧？ 241 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:31,748 我們家喜歡這樣喝茶 242 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,241 來，用碗好喝吧 243 00:10:37,792 --> 00:10:38,872 對了，你累不累？ 244 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,535 要不我們去看電影吧？ 245 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,041 如果你不想看，不用勉強自己的 246 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,539 什麼？我哪有勉強 247 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:46,538 我像嗎？ 248 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:47,868 其實我是發自內心 249 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,407 有份衝動想跟你看電影的！ 250 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,949 其實，大家都不用再演戲了！ 251 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:52,614 你說什麼？ 252 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:54,373 你以為我不知道嗎？ 253 00:10:54,542 --> 00:10:55,998 你跟我今晚 254 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,707 都是被媽媽逼著出來吃飯的 255 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,032 不過，你別怪我說話直接啊… 256 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:01,909 說呀 257 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,248 你不是我那杯茶！ 258 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:06,242 這就對了，你也不是我的杯子 259 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,868 那就好了！ 260 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:09,534 為什麼？ 261 00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:10,697 我有男朋友了 262 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:11,910 你有男朋友還來相親 263 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,664 那不是愛情騙子？ 264 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,448 哈，開玩笑的！ 265 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,289 我來介紹 266 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:26,414 這位就是我男朋友，太郎 267 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:27,281 這位是張先生 268 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:28,038 太先生你好！ 269 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,323 很高興認識你 270 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,410 日本人？ 271 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,699 我媽媽反對我跟日本人拍拖 272 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,115 所以我一直不敢說 273 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:37,657 伯母這麼恨日本人，難道她是慰安婦… 274 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:39,573 不，現在有個新名字 275 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,456 叫「金陵十三釵」！ 276 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,035 沒有那麼嚴重！ 277 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:46,159 最近日元升了那麼多 278 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,990 時間不早了，我們先走了 279 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,288 拜拜 280 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,574 張先生，希望很快可以再見 281 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,535 Okay 282 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,207 小子，我要搶劫！ 283 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,538 頂你個肺呀 284 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,289 這麼大的人只帶20塊上街 285 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,706 我出來搶劫呀 286 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,082 還帶著100塊用來防身呢，你搞什麼呀？ 287 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,866 大哥啊，我看送貨只有兩個路口 288 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:29,327 打車都不用跳錶 289 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,615 你求財是吧？ 290 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,865 你解開我，我把錶給你 291 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,457 我是個浪子，從來不戴手錶 292 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,365 我不想被時間牽絆住 293 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,080 那… 294 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,706 我上衣的口袋有部電話！拿去 295 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:40,705 拿了你的電話 296 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,742 我就會被GPS跟蹤到我在哪裏 297 00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:44,121 不行！ 298 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,072 那你想怎麼樣？ 299 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,080 把值錢東西拿出來！ 300 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,827 你下那麼大的本錢買了把槍 301 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,581 不如去旁邊路口那裏 302 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,581 搶劫銀行不是更有發揮！ 303 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,115 哎呀，我這把塑膠槍呢 304 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,790 是旁邊街，文具店倒閉 305 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,073 十二塊買回來的 306 00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:58,497 挺像真的吧！ 307 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:02,580 喂…哇，你做賊做的這麼HEA（不專業）？ 308 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:07,121 HEA，是HEAVEN前三個字母 309 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:11,159 就是說，我有半隻腳踩到了天堂 310 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,866 你看我，現在多free 311 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,036 哦，free呀，哦… 312 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,285 你…你這麼free 313 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,698 還是拿著20塊走吧！ 314 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:19,910 扣了12塊的玩具槍 315 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,448 你還賺8塊呢！ 316 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,705 一定有值錢的東西！ 317 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,206 好，瞧一瞧 318 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,454 咦…你真是沒有值錢的東西 319 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:30,624 還真的是蛋糕… 320 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,036 救命呀！喂！ 321 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,035 啊？ 322 00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:01,406 喂？ 323 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,829 大舅子，你這次真的要救我呀！什麼事？ 324 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,745 我錢包丟了，吃飯沒錢買單 325 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,573 哇，又是我輸，每把都輸 326 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,990 你們倆是不是出老千呀？ 327 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,577 你看著我搖的！ 328 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,617 你先讓我看看是不是真的，別耍賴啊 329 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,578 喂，大哥，搞什麼… 330 00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,248 哇，頭髮也濕了 331 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:24,247 你游泳來的？ 332 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:25,873 你說吃飯沒帶錢嘛 333 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,452 我走了幾條街去幫你拿款 334 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:28,205 你又搞什麼呀？ 335 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:28,955 生日派對 336 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:30,786 不過你看我現在這樣子 337 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:34,325 你叫我走，我也不想走啊 338 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,330 能走了吧？ 339 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,660 還沒呢，反正也來了 340 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,414 多坐一會兒啊，我們再點個菜 341 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,699 我大哥肚子餓了！ 342 00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:41,705 我不吃了，你們慢慢吃吧 343 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,831 錢我就帶來了 344 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,286 錢錢錢，錢 345 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:47,368 夠你吃啦 346 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,748 你不走我走了！ 347 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:51,499 喂，既然來了，就別浪費啦 348 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,281 我來介紹 349 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,039 這兩個美眉是專門留給你的 350 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,286 這個含情脈脈、水靈靈的 351 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:57,823 「芙蓉」！ 352 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,240 這個更正點 353 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:00,998 她也夠水靈吧，你看看她 354 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,328 快滴出來啦，她叫「腐乳」呀 355 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,455 一起玩吧　　　好好招待他！ 356 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:05,614 先喝杯酒，劃拳啊 357 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:06,451 我今天不太舒服 358 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:07,284 我全身發冷啊… 359 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:07,992 哎，帥哥，吹不吹呀？ 360 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:08,617 啊？ 361 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,999 今天是我生日，跟我一起吹吧，一起吹吧… 362 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,573 你找他吹吧 363 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,956 全部停止！ 364 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,956 現在員警臨檢，把身份証拿出來 365 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,365 別玩了！ 366 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,286 哇，拿身份証不用這麼兇吧 367 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,915 給補習老師慶祝生日，也犯法呀 368 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,410 你這麼囂張是嗎？ 369 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,032 囂張又怎麼樣，長官？ 370 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,288 想跟我回警局是嗎？ 371 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,573 啊，豈有此理呀 372 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,741 你別讓我找到身份証，告訴你… 373 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:31,865 喂喂喂，大舅子，大舅子 374 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,207 哥們兒，你睡了我的床！ 375 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,285 不好意思 376 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:45,906 喂？ 377 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,948 大舅子，你醒了，沒事吧？ 378 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:48,910 喂，你在哪裏？ 379 00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,914 已經回家看娛樂頭條了 380 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,578 你把我留在醫院，自己回家了？ 381 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,739 我也不想的！ 382 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,373 剛才在卡拉OK門口 383 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:56,907 我看見很多狗仔隊… 384 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,039 什麼？什麼狗仔隊？ 385 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,036 聽說是追蹤你的 386 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:02,656 追我？不是吧 387 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,073 不過不用怕 388 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,956 他們應該不知道我在醫院 389 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:06,955 不是啊 390 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,116 我臨走的時候看見他們 391 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:11,119 跟著你的救護車 392 00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,040 如無意外，現在應該在門口 393 00:16:14,292 --> 00:16:16,658 我勸你快點找條密道，跑吧 394 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:17,618 沒看見小泰林呀？ 395 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:18,326 到那邊看看！ 396 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,322 是啊！ 397 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:22,329 他們還說把封面標題都改了 398 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,038 叫什麼… 399 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,494 「過氣童星淪落旺角泡美眉」 400 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,783 我看現在就差你的封面照了！ 401 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,322 唉，不說了！ 402 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:47,580 是你？ 403 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,493 這裏是醫院！ 404 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:53,500 誰讓你走來走去的？你想幹嘛？ 405 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:56,078 啊，沒什麼，其實我迷路了 406 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,786 想找個路走出去 407 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,080 你可以告訴我嗎？ 408 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,456 我為什麼要告訴你？ 409 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:02,498 你以為我不認得你？ 410 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:03,781 今天我被人搶劫 411 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,448 你從那裏經過裝沒看見！ 412 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,082 算了，現在我問你怎麼走出去醫院 413 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:08,909 你用不用這個態度呀？ 414 00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:10,782 行，我不問你了！ 415 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:13,620 那天我被人打，你還裝看不見呢！ 416 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,124 去死呀，我受夠你了！ 417 00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:23,581 好吧，一人一次，就當打和了，OK？ 418 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,412 但是護士，其實我真的很趕時間 419 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,743 麻煩你帶一帶路 420 00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,829 找條沒那麼多人，寧靜的路 421 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,956 幫幫忙，好嗎？ 422 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,323 喂，你幹什麼拍我？ 423 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,205 我叫啦！ 424 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,493 我不是拍你 425 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,448 我在拍電梯 426 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,866 哪有人喜歡拍電梯的？ 427 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,118 你知道嗎？ 428 00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:33,873 雖然這部電梯舊了點 429 00:18:34,042 --> 00:18:35,703 但是它是德國製造的 430 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,197 坐了那麼久 431 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,206 又避震，又安靜，是吧？ 432 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,619 恆溫系統不冷也不熱 433 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,328 它絕對是部好電梯 434 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,365 想不到這間醫院這麼大方 435 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,203 裝這麼好的電梯！ 436 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,202 你修電梯的？ 437 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,119 比修電梯更專業 438 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:52,914 實不相瞞 439 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,495 我是香港電梯協會永久榮譽會員！ 440 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,581 我的會員卡 441 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:00,248 真的有這種會的嗎？ 442 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,372 當然有了！ 443 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,449 有人喜歡集郵，有人喜歡跳土風舞 444 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,831 為什麼不能喜歡電梯呢？ 445 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:06,952 你知道嗎 446 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,453 其實電梯，是繼人類粥粉麵飯之後 447 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,910 第五大發明 448 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:12,872 有了電梯以後 449 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:16,284 你回家，上班，不需要再爬樓梯 450 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,573 有了電梯以後 451 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,115 可以說直接增加了 452 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,410 你跟家裏人相處的時間 453 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,289 也提升了工作的效率 454 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:23,572 最重要是什麼？ 455 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:26,078 減少了你摔倒的機會 456 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,247 是不是被我的話 457 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,454 感染了對電梯產生濃厚的興趣了？ 458 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:32,580 其實我們協會呢 459 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,741 還正在招收新人 460 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:35,576 要不然… 461 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,990 要不出去 462 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,158 你呢，沿著這條路走過去坐電梯 463 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:45,953 然後下去以後推開門 464 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:46,784 就是小巴站 465 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:47,906 保証沒人吧？ 466 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,414 連鬼都沒有啊！ 467 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,789 那就最好了 468 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,073 謝謝你護士！ 469 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,329 我覺得你真的可以認真考慮一下 470 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,286 加入我們電梯協會 471 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,414 我們的活動可以說包羅萬有 472 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,494 我們試過在電梯裏開生日會 473 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,622 還試過大抽獎 474 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,078 連卡拉OK也試過在電梯裏唱！ 475 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,618 聽起來就想參加吧？ 476 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,623 哈哈，是呀！ 477 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,618 我會考慮的 478 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:10,952 那你考慮完打給我吧 479 00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:14,284 那，這張是我的名片 480 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,198 你要買蛋糕，我給你打個八折 481 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,618 啊，這麼客氣呀？ 482 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,703 不客氣，謝謝你才對 483 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,956 那，謝謝你了 484 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:22,830 謝謝你 485 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,739 我回去做事了！ 486 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:25,657 好啊，拜拜！　　　拜拜！ 487 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,453 拍什麼拍，你哪家報社的？ 488 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,206 不要拍，不要拍… 489 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:45,373 我要見偶像！ 490 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:46,952 我們師父出去了！ 491 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,240 你別騙我 492 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,907 我知道偶像在裏面！ 493 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,365 我想要個簽名而已 494 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,873 如果你想買蛋糕 495 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:53,997 請到這邊登記！ 496 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:54,906 登什麼記呀！ 497 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,617 偶像，我，不介意你泡小美眉 498 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,955 男人，逢場作戲，有什麼所謂 499 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,616 最重要，是知道回家！ 500 00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:07,033 偶像，我現在就回家等你！ 501 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,324 偶像，我現在回家做好飯 502 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,785 放好水給你洗澡 503 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,698 你記得早點回來啊！ 504 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,031 拜拜！ 505 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,740 慢走，不送了 506 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,248 師父，過來 507 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,786 我拜托你，私生活檢點一點 508 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:25,324 你泡小美眉，泡的全世界都知道，我也就算了 509 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,456 大清早的你就招來兩個瘋子！ 510 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,705 是呀，有沒有搞錯 511 00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,490 我們每天啊，幫你應付那些瘋子 512 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:31,497 我們很危險的！ 513 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,498 說了我是無辜的！ 514 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,201 我怎麼知道那個八婆 515 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,911 會把我帶到那扇門去！ 516 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,740 現在想想不知道是不是故意的 517 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,828 她故意？她跟你有仇呀？ 518 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,331 說起來就火大 519 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,036 別讓我再見到那… 520 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:44,830 八婆！ 521 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,453 過來看！　　　看什麼？ 522 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,239 小姐 523 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,866 我已經被你害的夠慘了 524 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:01,078 為什麼我還要跟你說話呢？ 525 00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:03,497 對不起呀！ 526 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,498 那天我真的不知道有記者在那裏 527 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,656 我真的不知道！ 528 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,039 我不想跟你說了 529 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,539 我也不相信你的話！ 530 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,868 哦，我明白了！ 531 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:11,872 為什麼那天我想讓你加入 532 00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,532 電梯協會你不肯 533 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,869 原來你是無間道，想害我 534 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,661 喂，你別誤會啊 535 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:19,948 我根本就不喜歡坐電梯 536 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,366 我平時都是走樓梯的 537 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:23,910 原來大家道不同 538 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,744 行了，你道完歉可以走了 539 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,623 電梯都不喜歡坐，真奇怪！ 540 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,077 今天我除了跟你道歉 541 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,865 還有事要求你！　　　什麼？ 542 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,410 我想學做蛋糕 543 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,414 我不收徒弟很久了 544 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,289 你不需要收我當徒弟 545 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:41,914 我只學一個蛋糕而已 546 00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,286 你知不知道教人做 547 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:47,123 一個蛋糕多少錢？ 548 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:50,744 多少錢，開價，我給 549 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,036 一萬塊，完了吧 550 00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:03,156 哈哈…喂，幹嘛？ 551 00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:07,577 可以開始了嗎？ 552 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,414 能開始了嗎？ 553 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,364 你很趕時間嗎？ 554 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:39,452 沒有呀 555 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,615 沒有就行了 556 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:45,999 對了，蛋糕呢… 557 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,577 你想做哪個樣子？ 558 00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:50,038 隨便就行了 559 00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:51,448 隨便不行的 560 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,707 你找我來學就不能隨便！ 561 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,866 那你就拿主意吧 562 00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:58,698 你做給別人吃，還是自己吃？ 563 00:23:58,958 --> 00:23:59,822 送給人 564 00:24:00,042 --> 00:24:00,371 什麼人？ 565 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:01,702 這些都要跟你講？ 566 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,785 當然了！ 567 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,664 每個蛋糕的背後都有一個 568 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:06,323 可歌可泣的故事 569 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,492 正所謂，一人有一個蛋糕，是吧？ 570 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:11,447 男朋友！ 571 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,330 現任？ 572 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,368 Ex 573 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,490 Y？Z？ 574 00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:18,908 開玩笑的，那麼認真幹什麼 575 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:20,868 開始！ 576 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,322 搞定！ 577 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,118 要不要嘗一下？ 578 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:30,790 哦，不用了，我減肥 579 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,786 哎呀，時間到了 580 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:36,868 你趕時間嗎？ 581 00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:38,952 你有沒有車？ 582 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:39,864 我有！ 583 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,327 你能不能送我去一個地方？ 584 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,322 去哪？ 585 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,119 邊走邊說　　　啊？ 586 00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:48,491 哎呀，蛋糕還沒拿呢！ 587 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,373 漂亮的蛋糕，要配漂亮的盒子 588 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,239 等我一下 589 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,990 哎呀，盒子放哪了 590 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:55,077 沒關係我打電話訂一個 591 00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:56,532 可是電話在家了… 592 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,327 我們到了沒有啊？ 593 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,741 我們已經到了，今天謝謝你呀 594 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:04,906 麻煩你了！　　　不用客氣！ 595 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,664 其實呢，你可以走了 596 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:07,071 啊？ 597 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:08,577 不用了，你不用跟著我了！ 598 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,286 沒事，我送你　　　不用了 599 00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,281 就這樣，拜拜 600 00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,247 啊？ 601 00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:16,577 輝！ 602 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:19,995 跟你說了很多次，別再打給我了 603 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,995 你知不知道我老婆會查我電話的 604 00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:26,079 我現在騙她說下來買魚蛋粉 605 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:29,830 阿寶，你不要再喜歡我了 606 00:26:30,292 --> 00:26:32,032 我打也打不走你 607 00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:34,449 求求你放過我吧 608 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:36,660 生日快樂！ 609 00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:38,619 下個星期才是我生日啊 610 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:40,123 明天你老婆生日嘛 611 00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:41,031 你怎麼知道？ 612 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,119 你忘記我們是小學同學了 613 00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:46,784 很多年前我的生日會，是我介紹你們認識的 614 00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:49,995 接著你瞞著我，泡了她，甩了我嘛！ 615 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:55,371 阿寶，過去的事，就別再提了 616 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,538 等等！ 617 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:59,370 這個蛋糕是送給我的？還是送給她的？ 618 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:01,289 送給你的！ 619 00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:03,619 你不說想吃我做的蛋糕嗎？ 620 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,115 我做了 621 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:06,748 我沒說謊 622 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:08,989 謝謝！ 623 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:12,581 你是不是耍我嘛？ 624 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:13,614 我怎麼拿上去呀？ 625 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,908 你就跟你老婆說，你買不到魚蛋粉 626 00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:17,828 就買了蛋糕當驚喜啦 627 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,989 你這麼會說謊 628 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,164 不用我教你吧？ 629 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:22,660 對啊 630 00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,578 是不是我最喜歡吃的巧克力味呀 631 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,409 是呀！ 632 00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:29,743 沒事，我上去了 633 00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:30,906 再說幾句行不行？ 634 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,072 阿寶呀 635 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:34,749 我騙我老婆說下來買魚蛋粉 636 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:37,989 一會兒讓她看見我跟你在一起，我就死定了 637 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:44,494 你真的沒有話要跟我說呀？ 638 00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:47,739 我跟你的這段情就像容祖兒的歌一樣 639 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,624 「從這一分鐘計起春風秋雨間 640 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:53,784 讓我用半年時間慢慢的心淡」 641 00:27:58,333 --> 00:27:59,448 你自己花心就花心 642 00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:00,956 幹什麼拖祖兒下水呀？ 643 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,949 阿寶，不就失戀嘛，不用傷心 644 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:06,032 蘇永康也唱過 645 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:09,950 「若舊夢不堪追，就別問那，誰」 646 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:11,948 小子你是誰呀？ 647 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,661 我是阿寶的男朋友！ 648 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,331 你拍拖了嗎？ 649 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:19,333 恭喜你了，有你接手… 650 00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,033 啊，有你照顧阿寶我就放心了 651 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:24,330 你們交往多久了？ 652 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,330 交往一陣了… 653 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,956 怪不得了 654 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:32,327 兄弟，阿寶有很多驚喜，你猜不到的 655 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,789 我真要祝福你了！ 656 00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:35,573 阿寶你也是的 657 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,412 有新玩具，就別折騰我這舊鞋了 658 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,494 好了好了，哎，終於有替身了 659 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:42,874 比中六合彩還開心，哈哈… 660 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,575 剛才為什麼說是我男朋友呀？ 661 00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:53,072 我真不明白 662 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:55,366 你為什麼喜歡那個四眼田雞？ 663 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,158 除非他這個人很有錢、很有學問 664 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,494 熱心腸捐肝助人 665 00:29:01,042 --> 00:29:03,158 還是最大的興趣是扶老人家過馬路… 666 00:29:03,583 --> 00:29:04,993 被你說中了！ 667 00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,198 沒那麼準吧？ 668 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:11,581 剛才…謝謝你 669 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,494 不用這麼客氣 670 00:29:18,542 --> 00:29:20,783 哎，這裏的環境還不錯 671 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:22,622 這裏？ 672 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,699 這裏當然好了 673 00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:29,207 喂，這裏的地點呢，靜中帶旺 674 00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:30,952 那邊走十分鐘就地鐵站 675 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,707 商場，還有電影院 676 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:36,036 那邊，全都是名校 677 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,072 將來你有孩子的話 678 00:29:37,417 --> 00:29:39,203 不用怕找不到學校 679 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,032 還有，蘇民峰說過 680 00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:42,072 明年的龍脈 681 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:43,706 會從東面延伸到這裏 682 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,457 到時候呢這裏居民一定風生水起 683 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:47,572 心想事成！ 684 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,411 你是護士，還是做地產的？ 685 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:51,073 我一直對地產很有興趣的 686 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,408 這裏那麼好，怎麼不搬來住？ 687 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,948 我住過 688 00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:58,079 不過那個壞蛋，把我趕走了 689 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:02,077 對不起 690 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:05,912 不用對不起，又不是你趕我走 691 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:06,492 也是… 692 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:08,908 喂…這麼晚了 693 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,619 要不我送你回去吧？ 694 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,744 哇，你的蛋糕已經很貴了 695 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:15,909 坐你的車不更貴，我已經沒有錢了 696 00:30:17,458 --> 00:30:19,995 開玩笑的，什麼一萬塊做一個蛋糕 697 00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:21,247 拿回去 698 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,164 真的？　　　嗯 699 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,081 那我打車了？　　　你隨便 700 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:25,822 OK！ 701 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,160 Bye　　　Bye 702 00:30:30,583 --> 00:30:31,447 啊，對了 703 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,698 容祖兒也唱過 704 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,119 「春天失戀，秋天會習慣 705 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:37,994 苦沖開了便淡」 706 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:41,000 我不會說話，你明白的？ 707 00:30:41,917 --> 00:30:43,782 下次唱歌，試著唱唱吧 708 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:45,993 Bye 709 00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:55,912 你們的蛋糕有問題，吃壞人了 710 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,114 我不管，我要見你們老闆！ 711 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,615 你回來就好了 712 00:30:58,833 --> 00:30:59,618 什麼事？ 713 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,949 這位，太太找你 714 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:02,910 師父 715 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,072 哦，原來就是你 716 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:04,989 你是不是變態呀 717 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,907 放那什麼在蛋糕裏！ 718 00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:08,281 小姐你說什麼？ 719 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:11,788 啊？我說什麼？你心裏清楚啊 720 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:13,243 你呀，在蛋糕裏面 721 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:14,618 放了那些，那些… 722 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,283 哎呀，老婆，我都叫你別來了 723 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:18,580 算了，別吵了 724 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:20,331 我們回家吧，回家吧　　　老公呀… 725 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,786 哎呀，老公啊，我要告他 726 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:24,038 告到你關門！ 727 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,574 告什麼呀？你都吃下去了 728 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,160 沒証沒據怎麼告呀？ 729 00:31:28,542 --> 00:31:29,281 是不是蛋糕不好吃呀？ 730 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:29,992 如果不好吃我可以 731 00:31:30,167 --> 00:31:31,327 再做一個給你們的 732 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,615 你去吃我那個啊 733 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:35,033 你的蛋糕有，屎呀… 734 00:31:44,542 --> 00:31:46,828 她自從吃了你做的有餡兒蛋糕 735 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,831 每天都要刷二三十次牙 736 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,663 還整天說夢話，說嘴裏有屎味兒 737 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,456 我帶她看了心理醫生了 738 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,282 醫生說讓她刷吧 739 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,665 總比她亂買東西 740 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,207 變成購物狂 741 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:04,993 刷我銀行卡好 742 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,789 其實那個蛋糕不是我… 743 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,874 啊，是我做的 744 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:12,700 可是我真的不知道裏面有…那個的 745 00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:16,197 我知道，只有阿寶才能做出這種事 746 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:18,699 我知道她不會這麼容易放過我的… 747 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:22,366 你不用擔心，我不會告你的 748 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:25,791 這麼丟人的事，還怕別人不知道啊？ 749 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:28,119 想不到你這個人還挺通情達理 750 00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:29,748 做朋友一流！ 751 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:33,033 想起吃蛋糕的時候呢 752 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:36,705 還以為是新出的有屎味兒的巧克力 753 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:39,202 你大爺的 754 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,749 原來是有巧克力味兒的屎 755 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,165 你別怪我多嘴說一句 756 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:46,248 你這樣對阿寶呢 757 00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:48,911 是，她這麼做是有點過分 758 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:51,198 但是你早料到會有報應的吧 759 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,455 小帥哥 760 00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:56,780 你知不知道愛情呢，就像TVB的電視劇一樣 761 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,198 每個導演分工拍五集 762 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,703 你不會知道哪集最好看 763 00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:04,829 除非，你有耐性全都看完了 764 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,665 TVB的電視劇啊！ 765 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,915 你只是知道我怎麼對阿寶 766 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,493 難道，你知道阿寶怎麼對我嗎？ 767 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,241 我去洗手間，你自己可以嗎？ 768 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,156 我可以 769 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:24,580 你別亂動東西呀！ 770 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:25,705 我很快回來！ 771 00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,824 搞定，要不要嘗一下 772 00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:36,615 哦，不用了 773 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,494 對不起，連累你了 774 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:41,783 我不是要怪你 775 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:44,664 我只是想勸你呢 776 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,824 分手就是分手了 777 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,581 你還做這些幹什麼呀？ 778 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,491 你越這樣，人家不是越恨你 779 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:54,160 如果我不能讓他喜歡我 780 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,286 起碼我可以讓他恨我 781 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,323 這樣他才會記得我嘛 782 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,532 隨你喜歡吧 783 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,532 你有試過喜歡過一個人嗎？ 784 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:09,245 你試過傷害你喜歡的那個嗎？ 785 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,290 如果你有的話，你會明白我的感受！ 786 00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:03,158 好，來，準備，一、二、三 787 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:05,873 到我了，到我了，來… 788 00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:18,033 喂，這部行不行呀？ 789 00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:20,498 喂，超行！！ 790 00:35:21,042 --> 00:35:22,373 那電梯呢，很古老 791 00:35:22,542 --> 00:35:23,702 你一聽馬達聲就知道 792 00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:24,705 比我爺爺還老 793 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,864 但是它老歸老 794 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:27,239 一點也不壞 795 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:29,874 從九樓到這裏呢，兩分鐘都不用 796 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,956 我的泡麵，都沒熟 797 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:34,582 曾經有個設計師，他叫電梯神 798 00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,290 他因為失戀弄的精神失常 799 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:40,746 後來他就用很重的怨念做了一部電梯 800 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,289 就是「孤獨電梯」 801 00:35:42,417 --> 00:35:45,375 相傳這部電梯只能一個人坐 802 00:35:45,792 --> 00:35:47,703 如果兩個人坐，死一對 803 00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:48,739 有那麼邪門嗎？ 804 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:50,077 有本事你們兩個 805 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,080 手拉手進去轉一圈 806 00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:53,453 哎不玩了，我老婆該喂奶了 807 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:54,910 回去幫忙，走了！ 808 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,789 哦，我去幫他！ 809 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:59,040 那就沒人跟我搶了！ 810 00:36:14,917 --> 00:36:15,952 喂，你怎麼會在這兒？ 811 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:23,331 就是這部電梯？ 812 00:36:23,625 --> 00:36:24,740 是呀，就是這部！ 813 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,123 可不可以坐的？ 814 00:36:26,292 --> 00:36:27,623 當然可以啦 815 00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,453 來，你先！　　　哦！ 816 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:34,784 那你呢？ 817 00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:37,040 這部電梯只能夠一個人坐 818 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:38,573 那就，你先坐 819 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,456 我就走上，上一層 820 00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,616 然後你出來，我再進去 821 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,032 這樣如此類推好嗎？ 822 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:45,038 這麼復雜？ 823 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:46,114 不復雜呀 824 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:47,372 別人游車河 825 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,032 我們就當游電梯河吧 826 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,455 我先上去！ 827 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,080 嘩！你這麼快？ 828 00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:10,372 我是運動健將 829 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:12,081 電梯，OK吧？ 830 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,660 嗯…　　　我來我來… 831 00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:25,447 挺快的！ 832 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:26,660 你不知道我每年 833 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,118 都跑渣打馬拉松嗎？ 834 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:29,493 繼續呀！ 835 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:45,032 喂，明年馬拉松可以帶著我 836 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:50,873 小心樓梯呀，好黑的！ 837 00:37:51,292 --> 00:37:53,374 行了，知道 838 00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:09,166 弄好髮型，等一會出去帥點 839 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:14,614 補補妝，等一下出去別丟臉 840 00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:17,868 這麼久？ 841 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,824 頂樓啦，玩完啦！ 842 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,080 這麼快？ 843 00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:37,911 下次再玩吧 844 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:40,032 下次？下次什麼時候？ 845 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,827 你已經加入我們大家庭了 846 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,410 就不怕沒得玩了！ 847 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:44,743 那現在怎麼辦？ 848 00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:48,405 現在…你坐電梯下去 849 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,289 我走樓梯下去！ 850 00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:51,782 為什麼不一起呀？ 851 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:54,665 嘩，你看不到那個毒咒嗎？ 852 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,408 坐兩個死一對呀！ 853 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,831 真沒想到你這麼膽小！ 854 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,489 你不怕嗎？ 855 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:03,032 你不怕我不怕！ 856 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:04,327 會死的！ 857 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:05,493 一起吧！ 858 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,161 啊…哇！你膽子還挺大的 859 00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:19,657 你的手怎麼這麼涼呀？ 860 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:20,618 天生的！ 861 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,453 那正好了，我認識一個中醫 862 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:23,956 我帶你去看 863 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,161 為什麼門自己關了？ 864 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,324 不用怕，知道了！ 865 00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:35,116 一定是電梯發現這裏有兩個人 866 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:36,702 只要你不呼吸不說話 867 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,285 他就不知道 868 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,118 只有你一個說話 869 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,492 喂，我叫你不要說話了 870 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:47,532 這部電梯怨念很重的 871 00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:49,864 糟了！ 872 00:39:50,042 --> 00:39:50,997 困電梯而已嘛？ 873 00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:53,331 不是那麼簡單的 874 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:55,748 完了完了完了… 875 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:58,491 你這麼喜歡電梯 876 00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:00,657 死在這裏也挺好的 877 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,040 你喜歡飛機不一定想飛機失事吧？ 878 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,163 怎麼了 879 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:09,162 糟了，為什麼這麼擁擠？ 880 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:11,572 你怎麼了？ 881 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,160 實不相瞞 882 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,949 我有那種「密室恐懼症」 883 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,741 啊？你總是坐電梯 884 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,032 你沒有過困電梯呀？ 885 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,490 真的沒有！ 886 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:26,246 哎呀死了，我呼吸不了 887 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,952 你沒事吧？ 888 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:31,448 要不你先閉眼 889 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:32,622 先閉上眼　　　閉上眼？ 890 00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:33,998 會好點 891 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:37,864 怎麼樣？ 892 00:40:38,042 --> 00:40:39,327 比剛才更糟 893 00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,114 啊…怎麼了？ 894 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,536 想要分散你的注意力嘛！ 895 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:47,618 不是呀 896 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:52,198 你剛才，有沒有感覺到「供供」的嗎 897 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:00,577 唉！是吧？ 898 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,914 太不可思議了 899 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,456 你也想下樓吧？ 900 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,160 還沒到呀 901 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:18,036 哎呀，我要上班了 902 00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:19,197 再親一下吧 903 00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:20,907 我遲到兩個多鐘頭了 904 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,828 我下班跟你一起吃飯 905 00:42:28,542 --> 00:42:29,247 我打電話給你 906 00:42:29,417 --> 00:42:30,247 記著打給我啊！ 907 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,538 拜拜！ 908 00:42:40,042 --> 00:42:40,246 喂？ 909 00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,743 你猜我是誰呀？ 910 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,240 是我啊！ 911 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:51,161 我真的很想念你啊！ 912 00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:54,744 你知不知道想一個人的定義呢 913 00:42:54,917 --> 00:42:56,657 是那個人不在你身邊 914 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:57,743 你才會想他 915 00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:59,157 我活生生站在你面前 916 00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,664 你怎麼會想我呢？ 917 00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:02,118 但是就算你在我身邊 918 00:43:02,292 --> 00:43:03,828 我也很想你的 919 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:07,617 這種想念，比一般的想念，更加想念的！ 920 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:09,577 頂你個肺！ 921 00:43:09,833 --> 00:43:12,199 家裏看上去很亂 922 00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:13,581 廁所還有很多衣服沒洗 923 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:14,364 要不你去搞定它？ 924 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:16,198 就只有我們倆個，不用了？ 925 00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:17,364 你是一個護士嘛 926 00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:18,201 怎麼能這麼邋遢？ 927 00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:19,865 所以我才去深切治療部啦！ 928 00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:20,371 什麼意思？ 929 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:23,780 就是病人沒有知覺，不會投訴囉 930 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,869 頂你個肺兩次！ 931 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:28,328 嗯…上班了 932 00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:29,326 等一下！ 933 00:43:29,667 --> 00:43:31,623 不親也行，我要抱抱 934 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:32,196 抱多久？ 935 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,323 十分鐘，現在開始計時 936 00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:36,032 抱緊點呀！ 937 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:40,495 抱緊點呀，不然不算！ 938 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:53,788 鬼上身了你們？ 939 00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:57,655 哎哎…有事慢慢說，坐下 940 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,116 看你們的樣子，就猜到 941 00:44:01,292 --> 00:44:04,125 三個人又泡了同一個帥哥了 942 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:06,574 放心吧，今天我放你們一天假 943 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:07,990 再去泡好不好？ 944 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,782 師父，你不把你的妞甩了 945 00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,164 我們泡多少帥哥也沒用！ 946 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,159 關阿寶什麼事？ 947 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:13,618 你的妞呀，每次找不到你 948 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:14,952 打給我們也就算了 949 00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:16,490 居然打給我男朋友呀！ 950 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,908 就是啊，她現在太過分了 951 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,118 打給我男朋友嚇唬他 952 00:44:20,292 --> 00:44:21,828 如果找不到你，就會對他不利 953 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,989 她想幹什麼？ 954 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,077 行… 955 00:44:24,417 --> 00:44:26,829 總之以後我叫阿寶只煩我 956 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,115 不要煩大家，OK？ 957 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:28,822 就這樣？ 958 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:29,989 還能怎樣？ 959 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,078 至少要給點創傷性賠償 960 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:34,536 我們弱小的心靈很受傷呀 961 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,164 哎呀受傷…很痛呀… 962 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:37,789 哎呀，很痛呀…好痛呀…師父 963 00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:38,822 哎呀，很痛…很痛呀，師父… 964 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,116 加薪加薪加薪 965 00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:42,493 走走走… 966 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,832 師父你收拾吧，謝了！ 967 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:53,580 喂！ 968 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:55,115 喂，大舅子 969 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:58,034 聽說你談戀愛，還失蹤了 970 00:44:58,417 --> 00:44:59,623 哪有這種事？ 971 00:44:59,792 --> 00:45:01,578 今天晚上有空嗎？ 972 00:45:01,917 --> 00:45:02,656 幹什麼？ 973 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:05,165 我生日，出來喝酒 974 00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:07,703 喝酒，這麼好 975 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:10,457 不是吧，喝酒也需要申請？ 976 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:11,831 你才要申請呢！ 977 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,864 喂 978 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:16,034 江湖傳聞說你的妞很兇悍！ 979 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:19,162 行！時間、地點、人物，說 980 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,240 這就對了，老地方見！ 981 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:22,698 老地方見！ 982 00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:26,911 喂，是我… 983 00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:28,823 等一下，你忘了一件事 984 00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,198 真乖，你可以講了 985 00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:34,749 就是這樣，我今晚呢不能陪你了 986 00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:38,239 因為我就有個親戚，他剛剛去世了 987 00:45:38,417 --> 00:45:40,749 現在我要去殯儀館，他是我四叔公！ 988 00:45:40,917 --> 00:45:41,906 四叔公？ 989 00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:44,165 都沒有聽過你有四叔公？ 990 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,449 我還沒聽過四…我… 991 00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:50,155 其實呢，我是上個星期才剛剛認回四叔公 992 00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,745 真是可惜，見不到他最後一面 993 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,990 但是我很想你嘛！ 994 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,907 我很想你嘛！ 995 00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:58,289 很快回來！ 996 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:00,490 那你快點回來啊 997 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,081 一定很快的 998 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,740 我鞠個躬就回來 999 00:46:03,917 --> 00:46:05,282 那你快點 1000 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,580 鞠完躬打給我 1001 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,957 OK，好啦拜拜！ 1002 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:11,286 你又忘啦！ 1003 00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:14,281 真乖 1004 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:16,373 OK！Bye bye！ 1005 00:46:18,583 --> 00:46:19,242 Yes！ 1006 00:46:19,667 --> 00:46:21,623 乾杯！ 1007 00:46:22,292 --> 00:46:25,409 先摸一下　　　五呀十呀…五呀十呀… 1008 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:27,915 五呀十呀…哈哈…　　　真的不小呀… 1009 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:29,581 員警！ 1010 00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:30,947 喂！ 1011 00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:32,327 去 1012 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,786 這麼晚才來，自己喝酒！ 1013 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:35,993 你以為我像你們一樣 1014 00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,247 全都不用上班？ 1015 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:39,783 先等等，你腿幹嘛直哆嗦呀？ 1016 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:45,037 喂，來…乾杯…　　　乾杯… 1017 00:46:45,208 --> 00:46:46,994 他要借酒消愁應該有麻煩了 1018 00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:49,704 我們灌死他！ 1019 00:47:02,042 --> 00:47:02,827 你們覺不覺得 1020 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,707 女人呢其實是很奇怪的動物？ 1021 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:09,538 拍拖前和拍拖後根本是兩個人 1022 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:10,868 比整容還快！ 1023 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,239 之前一定很… 1024 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:14,908 很千依百順，很遷就你呀 1025 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,332 但是之後就什麼都要管 1026 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,411 真是太奇怪了 1027 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:21,866 我只是她男朋友 1028 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:23,998 我不是她的狗嘛對不對！ 1029 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,824 那，其實呢，跟我那個一模一樣 1030 00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:28,953 拍拖的時候就像鶴鶉 1031 00:47:29,292 --> 00:47:30,828 我叫她坐她不敢站 1032 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,911 我叫她睡呢，她不敢醒著 1033 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,369 但是呢，結完婚就不行了 1034 00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:37,407 你知道洞房她跟我說什麼？ 1035 00:47:38,667 --> 00:47:39,952 “靠快點，老娘困了！” 1036 00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:40,906 被她這麼一說 1037 00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:43,328 我的火全都沒了你知道嗎？ 1038 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:44,956 後來我帶她看醫生 1039 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:45,910 原來她有病啊 1040 00:47:46,292 --> 00:47:48,374 她是病態臟話狂你們知道嗎？ 1041 00:47:48,542 --> 00:47:50,032 我…我們保安…我們保安如果… 1042 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:51,789 如果嚇唬不了人當然說臟話啦 1043 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:52,743 但是她不是 1044 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,032 她看醫生也要說臟話 1045 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,490 「靠快點，老娘困了！」 1046 00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:56,782 你說我哪還有臉見人呀！ 1047 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:57,947 我要抓波呀！給我抓下！ 1048 00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,498 靠！所以我說 1049 00:47:59,667 --> 00:48:01,908 如果拍拖能像購物一樣就好了 1050 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,823 你買完東西發現不好 1051 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,080 貨不對版你可以換 1052 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,740 換不了，你就可以去 1053 00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,077 消費者委員會告她 1054 00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:09,907 再不行找人打她 1055 00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:11,948 拍拖呢，貨不對版經常都有 1056 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:14,081 但是從來不能退貨！ 1057 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,831 就像你二妹 1058 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,661 我認識她的時候，她跟我說 1059 00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:20,040 自己有什麼酒精敏感 1060 00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:21,038 熟了以後才發現 1061 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:22,831 她比我還能喝 1062 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,412 你知道她怎麼跟我解釋啊？ 1063 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:25,992 她說 1064 00:48:26,333 --> 00:48:27,743 我那種酒精敏感是 1065 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:29,578 不喝酒就會敏感 1066 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:30,865 我去你大爺的 1067 00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:32,998 騙徒的手法真是層出不窮呀 1068 00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:34,998 警訊應該拍她！ 1069 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:36,998 你們倆那些都是小事 1070 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,039 我家裏那個才要命呢 1071 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,455 認識她的時候說 1072 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:41,865 自己是外國混血 1073 00:48:42,042 --> 00:48:42,872 What the fuck！ 1074 00:48:43,042 --> 00:48:44,907 原來一句英文也不會說 1075 00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:46,414 Holy shit！ 1076 00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:49,120 一般外國妞應該多給五百吧 1077 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:51,123 喂，假裝的不應該收少一點嗎？ 1078 00:48:51,292 --> 00:48:51,997 那當然呀！ 1079 00:48:52,167 --> 00:48:54,374 大舅子，說真的你們一家都是騙子 1080 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,740 現在你反過來被女人騙了 1081 00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:59,330 這是報應呀！來乾杯！ 1082 00:49:00,083 --> 00:49:02,290 來…乾杯！　　　你喝的挺開心的嘛？ 1083 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:05,705 啊！阿寶你怎麼來了？ 1084 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:07,365 我還想問你呢 1085 00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:09,533 你不是說去四叔公那裏嗎？ 1086 00:49:10,917 --> 00:49:12,657 為什麼你會在這兒？ 1087 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,243 為什麼在這兒？ 1088 00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:16,414 這樣的，因為四叔公 1089 00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:17,538 已經109歲了 1090 00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:18,413 也叫笑喪 1091 00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:20,073 所以擺幾圍解穢酒，對吧？ 1092 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:20,906 對呀！ 1093 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:21,913 解穢酒？ 1094 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:22,701 是呀！ 1095 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:24,035 四叔公在生的時候 1096 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:25,323 已經醉生夢死了 1097 00:49:25,458 --> 00:49:27,870 他經常在這裏包場開生日派對 1098 00:49:28,042 --> 00:49:30,124 那，這瓶酒也是四叔公存在這裏的 1099 00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:31,077 趁著現在人齊 1100 00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:33,123 我們一起敬四叔公一杯好嗎 1101 00:49:33,292 --> 00:49:34,372 四叔公！ 1102 00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:35,907 乾杯！ 1103 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,198 那她們呢？ 1104 00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,035 她們是誰呀？ 1105 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:40,327 她們是誰呀？ 1106 00:49:40,458 --> 00:49:42,870 她們就是…四叔公的孫女 1107 00:49:43,042 --> 00:49:45,533 讓我來介紹，3號呀，6號呀 1108 00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:48,620 147號呀，6號呀，還有3號 1109 00:49:48,792 --> 00:49:49,952 哎叫人叫人，叫大嫂！ 1110 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:51,615 大嫂！ 1111 00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:52,702 她們沒名字嗎？ 1112 00:49:52,875 --> 00:49:54,035 沒名字？ 1113 00:49:54,375 --> 00:49:56,787 哦對了，因為四叔公年紀大了嘛 1114 00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:58,368 兒孫滿堂他怕記不住 1115 00:49:58,542 --> 00:49:59,952 所以全部都叫號碼！ 1116 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:01,114 是呀，叫號碼比較方便… 1117 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:02,789 給我閉嘴 1118 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,786 你現在把我當白痴是不是？ 1119 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,118 你對！ 1120 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,831 我現在問你一次 1121 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,581 你還有什麼好說的？ 1122 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,161 這件事交給我，你們先走！ 1123 00:50:14,542 --> 00:50:15,031 大舅子！ 1124 00:50:15,208 --> 00:50:15,697 你們先走！ 1125 00:50:15,875 --> 00:50:16,705 好！ 1126 00:50:17,167 --> 00:50:18,031 喂，幹什麼？ 1127 00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:18,989 買單！ 1128 00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:19,997 不用了，我來！ 1129 00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,577 喂，這回我來吧！ 1130 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,079 你閉嘴！ 1131 00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:23,657 你看我全身都是金貨，以為我沒錢呀 1132 00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:24,663 你看扁我呀你？ 1133 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:25,822 不行，讓我來！ 1134 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:26,830 我有呀，這次我來給！ 1135 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,706 這件事交給我，你們先走！ 1136 00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:29,660 那些妞呢？ 1137 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:30,697 都帶走！ 1138 00:50:31,167 --> 00:50:32,703 我知道四叔公還經常去一個地方 1139 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:34,706 我們現在去跟他繼續喝，來！ 1140 00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:36,490 先打個電話給四叔公吧？ 1141 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:37,497 打電話？ 1142 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,498 我們燒個電話給他嘛！ 1143 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:56,990 你還有什麼要跟我說的？ 1144 00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:01,123 你怎麼知道我在這裏？ 1145 00:51:01,875 --> 00:51:03,456 我在你電話裏裝了GPS 1146 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:04,660 我當然知道你在哪裏！ 1147 00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:06,619 你去哪裏我都知道你在哪裏！ 1148 00:51:06,792 --> 00:51:07,747 阿寶 1149 00:51:09,042 --> 00:51:11,078 你這樣只會讓大家都難堪 1150 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:13,114 我跟你在一起 1151 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:15,123 我有沒有天天查你在哪裏啊？ 1152 00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:17,665 那是因為我沒有秘密讓你查 1153 00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:20,078 你們男人全部都是一樣的 1154 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:21,865 每個都喜歡說謊！ 1155 00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:23,739 你唱歌就唱歌 1156 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:26,124 你幹嘛要說你四叔公死了，啊？ 1157 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:27,122 你這樣還有人性嗎？ 1158 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:28,743 我根本就沒有四叔公！ 1159 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:30,498 那就是你在說謊啦！ 1160 00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:32,953 你每次都這樣，你不累嗎？ 1161 00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:35,498 你喜歡說謊你當然會累呀！ 1162 00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:36,952 你每次都這樣緊盯著一個人 1163 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:38,706 你不累嗎？ 1164 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,992 我不是盯你，我是愛你呀！ 1165 00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:44,869 愛一個人是不會累的！ 1166 00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:47,741 我很累，那是不是我不愛你了？ 1167 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:57,993 你說什麼？ 1168 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:02,032 我很累 1169 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,994 我真的很累… 1170 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:09,370 你最好把話說清楚！ 1171 00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:41,827 完了，噢！ 1172 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,661 阿寶是我…是… 1173 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,322 我想我昨晚應該是喝醉酒了 1174 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:03,785 什麼都不記得了 1175 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:05,949 所以我說過什麼呢，真是… 1176 00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:07,456 一點印象都沒了 1177 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:08,990 你大人有大量 1178 00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:12,739 千萬別怪我，我小孩子不懂事 1179 00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:14,998 如果你收到這個留言 1180 00:53:15,167 --> 00:53:17,328 我希望你盡快打電話給我 1181 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,785 謝謝，拜拜 1182 00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:20,164 我愛你的！ 1183 00:53:29,792 --> 00:53:30,577 Hi！ 1184 00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:33,994 你收到留言了？ 1185 00:53:34,542 --> 00:53:34,951 你昨晚去哪裏了？ 1186 00:53:35,292 --> 00:53:36,873 嚇死我了 1187 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:38,373 你還知道我是誰呀？ 1188 00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:39,827 你昨天喝醉了 1189 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,740 我走了你都沒有發現！ 1190 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:43,906 對不起！ 1191 00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:45,289 我不想聽你道歉 1192 00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,994 麻煩你做一點實際性給我看 1193 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:47,781 好不好？ 1194 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,073 你想我怎麼樣？ 1195 00:53:49,417 --> 00:53:50,452 我想你戒酒！ 1196 00:53:50,625 --> 00:53:52,035 我平時都不喝酒，戒什麼酒？ 1197 00:53:52,208 --> 00:53:53,994 你這種案例我在醫院看太多了 1198 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:55,914 一開始就說喝一點點 1199 00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:57,448 再來就越喝越多 1200 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:58,660 飲醉了之後 1201 00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:02,030 說謊、打架、殺人放火啊！ 1202 00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:02,947 有沒有那麼嚴重？ 1203 00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,285 你是不是不想戒？ 1204 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,789 戒啊，有什麼所謂 1205 00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:07,038 是不是真的？ 1206 00:54:08,667 --> 00:54:10,908 真，你想我怎麼做呀？ 1207 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:12,865 今天在醫院我已經跟醫生 1208 00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,283 弄了一個非常完整的戒酒療程給你 1209 00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:17,039 你只要跟著每個步驟去做 1210 00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:18,285 就可以了 1211 00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,824 OK，那第一個步驟要做什麼？ 1212 00:54:23,292 --> 00:54:25,408 今晚吃飯，戴著這個 1213 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,289 嘩，還送禮物給我 1214 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:29,706 不是吧？ 1215 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:40,573 阿寶呀！　　　嗯？ 1216 00:54:40,750 --> 00:54:41,910 你那個醫生朋友 1217 00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:43,823 到底是跟你有仇還是跟我有仇？ 1218 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,662 我覺得這個方法對我完全沒有效果 1219 00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:49,290 我現在很想喝酒灌醉自己 1220 00:54:49,458 --> 00:54:50,288 摘掉好不好？ 1221 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:50,992 不行！ 1222 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:52,573 你知不知道心理學家分析 1223 00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,910 就是因為你這樣子 1224 00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:56,415 你才會極度痛恨你自己喝酒的形象 1225 00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:57,572 你要再看到酒 1226 00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:59,786 你永遠都會記得你今晚所受到的恥辱 1227 00:54:59,958 --> 00:55:00,947 真的嗎？ 1228 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:02,490 但是我一點都不痛恨自己 1229 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:04,032 我只是痛恨他們 1230 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,118 他們不停拍照 1231 00:55:05,292 --> 00:55:06,452 我真的很想揍他們！ 1232 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:07,785 喂不如摘了回家吧 1233 00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:08,822 不行！ 1234 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,989 要再走兩圈才行 1235 00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:12,039 你知不知道羞恥心需要累積的？ 1236 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:14,331 不行，我要回家 1237 00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:16,118 你走我們就分手！ 1238 00:55:16,292 --> 00:55:17,327 用不著 1239 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,786 走就走啦，不要這麼小氣？ 1240 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,823 來，拉著，走，走 1241 00:55:22,625 --> 00:55:24,991 那我們去吃東西吧？　　　好 1242 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:34,702 哦！慧欣… 1243 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,159 你幹嘛？ 1244 00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:57,163 不是吃飯也戴著吧？ 1245 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:58,489 不可以！ 1246 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:00,073 剛剛那個女生是誰？ 1247 00:56:00,417 --> 00:56:01,657 說了你也不認識 1248 00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,869 你不說我當然不認識 1249 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,660 不拿就不拿 1250 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:07,697 反正也戴了一天啦 1251 00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:08,990 你不拿都要說！ 1252 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,828 伙計，點菜了 1253 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,036 嘩，萬聖節提前啦？ 1254 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:13,864 吃什麼？ 1255 00:56:14,042 --> 00:56:14,906 以前的女朋友？ 1256 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:15,913 知道你還問？ 1257 00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,823 我怎麼知道你吃什麼？ 1258 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,412 你說了我才信，猜不能當真 1259 00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,163 說的對呀！ 1260 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:23,119 你不說，我很難下單的 1261 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,618 你知不知道你明知故問 1262 00:56:24,792 --> 00:56:25,702 其實很討厭！ 1263 00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:27,536 去，都不在一個頻道 1264 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,073 一會兒再問你們吧 1265 00:56:29,292 --> 00:56:31,157 你們這些男人，全部都是一樣 1266 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,910 天生喜歡說謊 1267 00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,865 但往往到第二句就會露出馬腳 1268 00:56:35,042 --> 00:56:35,701 知不知道？ 1269 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:36,955 女人也差不多啊 1270 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:38,410 就喜歡玩問答游戲 1271 00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:39,789 什麼都要問 1272 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:42,540 這個世界呀哪有那麼多官方答案呀 1273 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:44,414 我覺得呢，有時留點隱私 1274 00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,493 給對方會好點 1275 00:56:45,667 --> 00:56:47,828 我覺得你的隱私太多了 1276 00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:50,119 我如果不問你，你永遠都不會講！ 1277 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:53,325 到你說的時候，就像擠牙膏一樣說一點點！ 1278 00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:55,197 其實說一點點 1279 00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,578 如果是真話已經很好了 1280 00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:59,911 我老公只會跟我說廢話 1281 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,371 早安，晚安，吃飯，來啦，啊啊啊 1282 00:57:03,542 --> 00:57:05,078 廁紙沒了，牙簽在哪？ 1283 00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:06,706 你太沒安全感 1284 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:09,161 阿寶我已經天天跟你在一起了 1285 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,745 我哪有時間，哪有機會能騙你呀？ 1286 00:57:11,917 --> 00:57:13,623 安全感是雙方的 1287 00:57:13,792 --> 00:57:15,498 你知不知道，我沒有就是沒有 1288 00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:17,532 是因為你沒有給我啊！ 1289 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,494 沒安全感多大的事啊？ 1290 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,658 沒安全套就完蛋了 1291 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:23,448 總比那些女人為了安全感 1292 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,161 假裝在安全期 1293 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,161 我就是這樣栽在她手上了！ 1294 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:28,990 人家真的不知道嘛！ 1295 00:57:29,167 --> 00:57:30,498 你不明年才說 1296 00:57:30,667 --> 00:57:33,079 我知道以前的那個對你很差對你很壞 1297 00:57:33,458 --> 00:57:34,072 但是你也不要 1298 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:36,081 用對付他的方法對付我吧？ 1299 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,160 我是無辜的！ 1300 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,161 你們兩個都是一模一樣的 1301 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,161 剛開始的時候對我很好 1302 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,580 之後就變心 1303 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,581 你們這些男人都一樣 1304 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:46,615 不管就造反！ 1305 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:49,914 一把機關槍掃死所有的男人！ 1306 00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:52,165 到時你們沒男人陪不是更可憐！ 1307 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:53,163 那是因為你們男人太壞 1308 00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,706 我們才這樣的 1309 00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:57,241 怎麼不說你們這些港女沒事找事 1310 00:57:57,417 --> 00:57:59,157 一天到晚裝十三 1311 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,491 整天幻想大把男人追 1312 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:03,874 其實呀，我們是對腦殘人士好奇而已 1313 00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,657 去，你們這些港男更賤骨頭 1314 00:58:05,833 --> 00:58:07,994 追人的時侯就叫美女美女 1315 00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:10,203 追不到的時候就叫人港女 1316 00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:11,873 你們下賤透了！ 1317 00:58:12,042 --> 00:58:13,578 我們玩玩模型看看漫畫 1318 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:14,580 就說我們是毒男 1319 00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:16,832 你們幾十歲的人全身都是Hello Kitty 1320 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,615 七彩蝦條姐姐很可愛啊？ 1321 00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:19,497 白痴！ 1322 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,035 你們不白痴不幼稚 1323 00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:22,197 只不過就是好色啊 1324 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,157 第一句問我們WhatsApp是什麼 1325 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,573 第二句就問我們三圍多少 1326 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:27,536 第三句就問我們今晚房錢誰給？ 1327 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:28,914 你們男人是不是賤啊？ 1328 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:30,163 你很高檔嗎？ 1329 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,618 第一句問我住哪裏 1330 00:58:31,792 --> 00:58:32,747 第二句問我開什麼車 1331 00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:35,158 第三句問我喜不喜歡拍片子 1332 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:36,197 你估我姓陳嚓！ 1333 00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:37,535 說到拍片子 1334 00:58:37,708 --> 00:58:38,948 我老公跟我拍拖的時候 1335 00:58:39,125 --> 00:58:40,831 跟我去看3D肉蒲團 1336 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,864 結了婚以後 1337 00:58:42,042 --> 00:58:44,704 讓我跟他表演整套肉蒲團 1338 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:46,035 還要4D的呢！ 1339 00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:47,288 4甚麼啊？ 1340 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,957 3D你都做不到，吃東西吧！ 1341 00:58:50,542 --> 00:58:53,158 你們這些女人，喜歡就叫我浪子 1342 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:54,573 不喜歡就叫我賤男 1343 00:58:54,750 --> 00:58:57,116 靠，全都讓你們說了 1344 00:58:57,292 --> 00:58:58,156 你插什麼嘴呀 1345 00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,032 擦你的桌子吧！ 1346 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,535 我再問你一句 1347 00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:03,288 那小三是誰？ 1348 00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:04,538 你幹嘛說慧欣是小三？ 1349 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:05,873 原來她還有名字呀？ 1350 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,249 慧欣慧欣，好像很溫柔似的 1351 00:59:08,625 --> 00:59:09,990 幹嘛做人家小三呀？ 1352 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:10,997 你小夠沒有？ 1353 00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:12,748 沒有，幹嘛？心痛呀？ 1354 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,999 你還敢跟我說你不是跟她在一起 1355 00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:17,247 伙計！ 1356 00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:19,119 你終於想到吃什麼了 1357 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:21,577 買單 1358 00:59:21,917 --> 00:59:23,657 你沒叫東西，買什麼單呀？ 1359 00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:26,244 哦！原來他出去買你的單！ 1360 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:50,994 你還沒有說 1361 00:59:51,375 --> 00:59:53,161 今天要做什麼蛋糕呀？ 1362 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:55,123 你真的想知道？ 1363 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:56,994 幹什麼這麼神秘呀？ 1364 00:59:57,833 --> 00:59:59,448 把手伸出來！ 1365 00:59:59,792 --> 01:00:00,952 幹什麼呀？ 1366 01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:03,661 我又沒生病 1367 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:05,369 幹嘛要量體溫呀？ 1368 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:08,494 因為我想知道 1369 01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:10,828 我跟你這段戀愛的溫度 1370 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,116 我會用我們的溫度煮朱古力 1371 01:00:17,458 --> 01:00:19,323 然後放在蛋糕裏… 1372 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,491 這就是我發明的回憶蛋糕 1373 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:26,827 你嘗一口 1374 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,164 這個蛋糕紀錄了我跟你在一起 1375 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,491 最甜最浪漫的回憶 1376 01:00:32,042 --> 01:00:33,532 我全都送給你！ 1377 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:15,198 你有沒有試過喜歡一個人？ 1378 01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,208 你有沒有試過傷害你喜歡的那個人？ 1379 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:31,328 嘩，誰這麼倒霉？ 1380 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:51,992 喂！ 1381 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:55,204 大哥，這回完蛋了，快點回店裏！ 1382 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:00,868 二妹怎麼了？ 1383 01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:02,873 大哥，你惹誰了？ 1384 01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:05,078 今天全家都被人搞啦！ 1385 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:07,659 你… 1386 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:08,948 哦，我沒事沒事 1387 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:09,739 是紅油漆 1388 01:02:09,917 --> 01:02:10,576 沒事沒事 1389 01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:11,785 怎麼會弄成這樣？ 1390 01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:14,699 我上著班，偷懶去了個廁所 1391 01:02:14,875 --> 01:02:16,081 就被人潑了一身！ 1392 01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:18,032 你有沒有看到誰幹的？ 1393 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:21,161 你…你也知道男人的構造？ 1394 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:22,080 我撒尿嘛 1395 01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,160 當然看著自己了 1396 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:25,081 我怎麼能看到是誰潑我呀？ 1397 01:02:25,417 --> 01:02:26,372 那倒是 1398 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,081 你朋友呀？ 1399 01:02:32,083 --> 01:02:32,993 員警！ 1400 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:34,990 他又犯什麼事了？ 1401 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,749 他沒犯事，我是來保護他的 1402 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:39,952 這回死定了 1403 01:02:40,125 --> 01:02:42,036 今天一起床泰國、印尼、日本 1404 01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:43,118 那些一二三四五奶 1405 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:45,414 全都打來說要跟我雙宿雙棲 1406 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,538 你說是不是死定了 1407 01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,073 那你也不用馬上找人保護吧？ 1408 01:02:48,250 --> 01:02:49,786 他們不會這麼快來吧 1409 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,072 他是怕我揍他 1410 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:52,406 才找員警保護他嘛！ 1411 01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:54,448 你個臭男人，包二奶也就算了 1412 01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:55,535 還三四五六七 1413 01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:56,743 我敲了你！ 1414 01:02:56,917 --> 01:02:57,781 走呀走呀走呀… 1415 01:02:58,125 --> 01:03:00,912 別走呀！我要殺了你！ 1416 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:02,955 大妹呢？ 1417 01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:04,740 她今天一出門口就踩到西瓜皮 1418 01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:06,202 滾下樓梯了 1419 01:03:06,542 --> 01:03:07,156 現在還在醫院！ 1420 01:03:07,333 --> 01:03:08,118 三妹兩口子呢？ 1421 01:03:08,292 --> 01:03:09,782 今天一早Lucky就不見了 1422 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,118 他們正在找它… 1423 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,619 嗯，你知道他們一向把Lucky當親生的 1424 01:03:13,792 --> 01:03:15,999 他們說，找不到它就不回家了 1425 01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:18,123 啊，去死啊！ 1426 01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:23,116 你老實說，是不是得罪人了？ 1427 01:03:23,583 --> 01:03:25,198 你再搞不定呢 1428 01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:27,203 所有親戚都沒了！ 1429 01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:30,785 我跟阿寶分手了！ 1430 01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,163 師父，那妞是瘋子 1431 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,831 早晚要連累我們啊！ 1432 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,456 師父，我看你還是跑路吧！ 1433 01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:36,572 我幫你買船票！ 1434 01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:38,081 我不捨得你們嘛！ 1435 01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:39,831 你走吧，一鍋熟！ 1436 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:40,659 啊？ 1437 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:41,572 不是不是… 1438 01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,581 你不走我們一鍋熟！ 1439 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,490 哦… 1440 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:46,705 去，大舅子！ 1441 01:03:46,875 --> 01:03:49,287 就是一個妞嘛，你怕什麼啊！ 1442 01:03:49,708 --> 01:03:52,120 啊，我幫你叫兩個殺手宰了她不就行了 1443 01:03:52,292 --> 01:03:54,783 先生，我希望你只是說說而已！ 1444 01:04:01,542 --> 01:04:08,323 喂，是，是呀是…OK 1445 01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:10,077 一會兒見，OK，好 1446 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:11,202 Bye 1447 01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:12,993 喂大哥，誰找你呀？ 1448 01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:13,656 阿寶 1449 01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:14,868 那八婆還敢找你？ 1450 01:04:15,042 --> 01:04:15,997 我去見她一下！ 1451 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:16,997 喂，不是吧大舅子 1452 01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:18,743 你這樣不是自尋死路 1453 01:04:18,917 --> 01:04:19,781 大舅子，你別去了 1454 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,038 要不要躲一躲？ 1455 01:04:21,208 --> 01:04:21,947 這次不能避躲了！ 1456 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:23,618 為什麼？ 1457 01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:29,158 她用我家裏的電話打給我 1458 01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,160 你怎麼一身血呀？ 1459 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:42,490 這是圖案 1460 01:04:42,667 --> 01:04:44,749 先坐下，馬上有得吃！ 1461 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,615 今天買了很多東西給你吃 1462 01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:18,532 全部都是幫你做的 1463 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:20,369 我還買了你和大輝 1464 01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:23,033 都喜歡吃的巧克力蛋糕！ 1465 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:33,913 什麼呀？ 1466 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:35,243 烤乳豬啊 1467 01:05:35,417 --> 01:05:36,623 烤了一天了 1468 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,540 啊，還有東西，我現在去拿 1469 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:43,823 今天一早Lucky就不見了 1470 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:46,073 他們正在找它… 1471 01:05:59,083 --> 01:05:59,913 你怎麼了？ 1472 01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:00,868 沒有 1473 01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:03,328 我見你烤的乳豬這麼好 1474 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,957 打算拍張照放到網上嘛！ 1475 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:07,452 拍完了嗎？ 1476 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,364 拍完了！ 1477 01:06:09,542 --> 01:06:10,577 開動吧！ 1478 01:06:12,292 --> 01:06:14,248 你幹嘛不吃呀？你不舒服嗎？ 1479 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:16,239 不是啊！ 1480 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:17,372 那吃吧！ 1481 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:32,865 不玩了 1482 01:06:33,042 --> 01:06:33,952 阿寶！ 1483 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,911 你恨我貼大字報我不計較 1484 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,239 你為什麼要殺了Lucky？ 1485 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,455 你殺了Lucky也就算了 1486 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:39,705 你為什麼要把它烤成這個樣子？ 1487 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,911 什麼？什麼Lucky呀？ 1488 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:42,864 什麼Lucky？ 1489 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:44,248 就是你殺的Lucky！ 1490 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:45,031 它是Lucky？ 1491 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,990 它就是Lucky，很明顯呀！ 1492 01:06:47,167 --> 01:06:48,623 你別冤枉我啊 1493 01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:49,577 我冤枉你 1494 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:51,081 那大妹為什麼進醫院？ 1495 01:06:51,417 --> 01:06:53,749 大妹夫為什麼被人潑了一頭的紅油漆呀？ 1496 01:06:53,917 --> 01:06:54,906 還有二妹夫 1497 01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:56,698 為什麼被揭穿有二三四五奶？ 1498 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:57,990 全部都是你做的 1499 01:06:58,167 --> 01:06:58,747 我知道你恨我 1500 01:06:58,917 --> 01:06:59,997 你恨我就向我報復呀 1501 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:02,449 你為什麼搞我家裏人，還殺了Lucky？ 1502 01:07:03,083 --> 01:07:04,414 那些大字報是我貼的我承認 1503 01:07:04,583 --> 01:07:07,290 但是你的家裏人跟Lucky跟我無關！ 1504 01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:09,954 阿寶，你平時很直爽的 1505 01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:10,997 什麼都敢承認 1506 01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:12,322 現在敢做不敢當呀？ 1507 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:14,365 Lucky在天之靈一定不會放過你 1508 01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,032 不是我做的，我幹嘛要認？ 1509 01:07:16,375 --> 01:07:17,990 不關你的事？Lucky看著它 1510 01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,577 那，她殺了你，她是殺人兇手！ 1511 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:20,865 好，你不吃是吧 1512 01:07:21,042 --> 01:07:21,872 我把它扔了 1513 01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:22,827 你把狗頭拿出來再扔呀！ 1514 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,331 我扔了它，它不是Lucky！ 1515 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:24,909 什麼不是Lucky 1516 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:27,032 你先把狗頭拿出來　　　Lucky才賤 1517 01:07:27,417 --> 01:07:28,406 你等等，別動！ 1518 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:29,038 喂！ 1519 01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:30,990 大哥？你沒事吧？ 1520 01:07:31,167 --> 01:07:31,997 老三剛剛打過來 1521 01:07:32,167 --> 01:07:33,782 說在垃圾站找到Lucky了 1522 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:34,913 啊？找到Lucky？ 1523 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:35,572 還有啊 1524 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,991 我老闆呀，打電話給我道歉呀 1525 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:40,324 原來是他這王八蛋欠了高利貸 1526 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,707 要潑他的，不過我偷懶就潑到我了 1527 01:07:42,875 --> 01:07:43,739 不過沒關係了 1528 01:07:43,917 --> 01:07:44,872 現在他給我升職加薪 1529 01:07:45,042 --> 01:07:46,327 還有獎金呢 1530 01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:47,743 好事全讓你遇到了 1531 01:07:48,042 --> 01:07:48,872 那二妹夫呢 1532 01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:49,997 喂喂大舅子 1533 01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:50,906 我發現呀 1534 01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:53,495 原來我在韓國有個七奶自己都忘記了 1535 01:07:53,667 --> 01:07:55,032 現在什麼問題都解決了 1536 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,698 添麻煩了不好意思啊！ 1537 01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:58,081 那大妹的事怎麼解釋？ 1538 01:07:58,417 --> 01:08:00,783 嘻嘻…你也知道啦，我一天糊涂很多次嘛 1539 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:01,947 我現在想起來了 1540 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,413 啊…原來我吃完西瓜 1541 01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:04,993 就隨手扔地下了，是我扔的！ 1542 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,573 去！ 1543 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,035 就是我錯怪了阿寶？ 1544 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:11,367 是呀，拜拜！ 1545 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,490 什麼都清楚了 1546 01:08:14,667 --> 01:08:16,373 它不是Lucky呀！ 1547 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,535 對不起哦 1548 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,990 我真沒想到你不相信我 1549 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:21,368 喂不是的 1550 01:08:21,958 --> 01:08:23,949 可是你也不應該貼大字報呀 1551 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:26,491 這樣對我的形象有很大影響的 1552 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:28,577 那我跟你道歉了 1553 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:31,116 一人一次，打和，可不可以？ 1554 01:08:41,708 --> 01:08:43,414 你是不是不愛我了？ 1555 01:08:45,833 --> 01:08:48,495 你說啊，你說出來我就走！ 1556 01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:49,782 我覺得我們可以有一個 1557 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,495 更加美好的相處方式的 1558 01:08:54,292 --> 01:08:55,452 那是什麼？ 1559 01:08:56,625 --> 01:09:00,117 就是我覺得你，盯的我太緊了 1560 01:09:00,792 --> 01:09:03,204 這樣會讓我有很大壓力的 1561 01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:05,990 我會考慮考慮的 1562 01:09:06,167 --> 01:09:07,122 真的？ 1563 01:09:08,667 --> 01:09:09,497 還有 1564 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,453 我不會再提慧欣的事了 1565 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,490 那就最好了！ 1566 01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,703 我切點乳豬給你吃？ 1567 01:09:16,875 --> 01:09:18,331 好，我要腳 1568 01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:22,615 我送你回家 1569 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:26,364 幹什麼？ 1570 01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,624 啊，我忘記跟你說了 1571 01:09:28,792 --> 01:09:31,659 兩天前我在你的樓下租了A座 1572 01:09:31,833 --> 01:09:33,414 以後我們住這麼近 1573 01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:35,448 那就不用你送我我送你啦！ 1574 01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:37,991 以後呀，我就送你上班 1575 01:09:38,167 --> 01:09:39,873 然後接你下班 1576 01:09:40,750 --> 01:09:41,739 就是這麼甜蜜！ 1577 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:44,499 阿寶，你為什麼這麼做？ 1578 01:09:44,667 --> 01:09:46,999 我做的所有事，都是為你好啊 1579 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,036 我到了，我回去打給你 1580 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,206 別那麼早睡，拜拜 1581 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:10,740 很久沒見啦 1582 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:13,494 對了男朋友怎麼樣？結婚了嗎？ 1583 01:10:13,667 --> 01:10:16,704 太郎上個月去雪山探險失蹤了 1584 01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:18,948 搜索隊已經放棄搜索！ 1585 01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:21,411 沒有同伴跟他一起去嗎？ 1586 01:10:22,167 --> 01:10:24,704 他們失蹤一個星期以後就被救了 1587 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,365 但是太郎他… 1588 01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:29,115 「天與地」呀？ 1589 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,203 哎呀，他會不會被人吃了？ 1590 01:10:31,542 --> 01:10:33,703 不是不是，我只是隨便說說 1591 01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:34,705 Sorry 1592 01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:40,449 這個，是在太郎的遺物裏找到的 1593 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:41,205 什麼來的？ 1594 01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,706 是一張收據 1595 01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:44,536 太郎臨走之前 1596 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,699 在你的店裏買了蛋糕送給我 1597 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:47,864 我很想再吃一次 1598 01:10:48,042 --> 01:10:49,122 你能不能幫幫我？ 1599 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:50,873 哦，但是你這張單子 1600 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:53,533 好像真的太皺了一點 1601 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:56,745 我真的沒辦法看出來他買了什麼蛋糕給你 1602 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:58,118 喂也不是啊 1603 01:10:58,458 --> 01:11:00,244 你說你想再吃一次就是你吃過啦 1604 01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:02,198 你吃過怎麼會不知道是什麼蛋糕呀？ 1605 01:11:02,542 --> 01:11:05,614 那天，我接到太郎失蹤的電話 1606 01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,786 馬上就暈倒在家裏了 1607 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,536 當我醒來以後 1608 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:11,994 之前那三天的記憶我就沒有了 1609 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,907 怎麼會有這種事？ 1610 01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:16,119 可是真的很難幫你 1611 01:11:16,292 --> 01:11:17,031 我們店裏 1612 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:19,244 每天那麼多客人來來往往 1613 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:20,827 真的很難記得住 1614 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,581 賣過什麼蛋糕給什麼客人 1615 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,581 是不是真的沒機會呀？ 1616 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:29,538 那也未必 1617 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:33,739 準備好了嗎？ 1618 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:35,077 我要準備什麼呀？ 1619 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,291 想想你跟太郎一起的點點滴滴 1620 01:11:41,833 --> 01:11:43,198 全部都在這裏了 1621 01:11:43,542 --> 01:11:44,657 那我們開始了 1622 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,036 對了，你身上有沒有太郎的東西？ 1623 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:13,822 有 1624 01:12:17,292 --> 01:12:18,452 這個行不行？ 1625 01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:19,864 行！ 1626 01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:22,073 把手給我 1627 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:28,700 這一刻，你當我是太郎！ 1628 01:12:38,167 --> 01:12:39,077 好好記住 1629 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:43,530 這個就是你跟太郎相戀的溫度！ 1630 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,332 幸好留下一雙手套 1631 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:52,333 如果是條底褲還不糟了，哎呀… 1632 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:01,330 吃一口 1633 01:13:01,542 --> 01:13:03,453 你就能記起跟太郎的一切！ 1634 01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:05,614 真的嗎？ 1635 01:13:06,042 --> 01:13:07,327 可能不是啊 1636 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:10,120 但是起碼你還有個蛋糕吃 1637 01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:13,368 試試吧 1638 01:13:13,542 --> 01:13:16,955 當給自己個機會，給太郎個機會 1639 01:13:58,375 --> 01:14:00,161 晴晴！我希望你先吃了這個蛋糕 1640 01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:01,998 再看這封信 1641 01:14:02,667 --> 01:14:04,123 先感受蛋糕的甜蜜 1642 01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:05,914 再領略現實的殘酷 1643 01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:07,493 這樣對你來說，可能會好點 1644 01:14:07,667 --> 01:14:10,704 因為我有一件很重要的事告訴你 1645 01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:13,078 我決定跟你分手 1646 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,615 因為我這次回日本 1647 01:14:14,792 --> 01:14:16,077 除了要上雪山之外 1648 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,956 我還會跟我的初戀女朋友結婚 1649 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:20,536 他才是我一生中最愛 1650 01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:22,623 我終於明白 1651 01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:25,784 當知道太郎失蹤的時候 1652 01:14:25,958 --> 01:14:28,620 我為什麼會突然間失憶 1653 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:31,119 因為我內心一直想逃避一個 1654 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:33,073 很重要的訊息 1655 01:14:34,083 --> 01:14:39,157 就是太郎在離開之前，已經不愛我了 1656 01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:47,118 不好意思！ 1657 01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:48,828 沒關係的！ 1658 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,412 人始終都要面對自己嘛 1659 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:53,080 我應該謝謝你 1660 01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:55,457 給我一個理由讓我不再逃避 1661 01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:00,789 我走先了！ 1662 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:02,538 拜拜！ 1663 01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:04,997 拜！ 1664 01:15:06,292 --> 01:15:09,204 還有呢，這個蛋糕真的很好吃 1665 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:10,618 拜拜！ 1666 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,038 嗨！　　　嗨！ 1667 01:15:27,375 --> 01:15:27,864 喂？ 1668 01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:28,906 在哪裏？ 1669 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:29,538 正回來 1670 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:30,572 不可能 1671 01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,866 你平時七點半關門，八點半回家 1672 01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,410 現在八點四十啦 1673 01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:35,914 堵車了嘛 1674 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:36,993 店裏回到家 1675 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:39,870 七個燈位，三條馬路，四條斑馬線 1676 01:15:40,042 --> 01:15:41,031 平時都不堵車的 1677 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:41,867 你知道不知道這個世界上 1678 01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:43,865 有件事叫意外？ 1679 01:15:44,042 --> 01:15:45,373 閉路電視裏那個是誰？ 1680 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:46,372 你說誰呀？ 1681 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,827 同你打招呼那個呀 1682 01:15:48,042 --> 01:15:49,031 我怎麼知道她誰呀！ 1683 01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:50,706 你不認識你跟人家打招呼？ 1684 01:15:50,875 --> 01:15:51,739 她跟我打招呼 1685 01:15:51,917 --> 01:15:52,576 我就跟她打招呼囉！ 1686 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:54,911 你怎麼不說你見妞就逗 1687 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:58,371 妞，不是男的嗎？ 1688 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,410 你在幹什麼？ 1689 01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:04,743 等你很久了 1690 01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:05,952 那你還打給我？ 1691 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,581 那你還遲到？ 1692 01:16:07,750 --> 01:16:08,910 我都說堵車了 1693 01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:10,907 你可以繞過去的嘛？ 1694 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,539 我到了才知道堵車怎麼繞呀？ 1695 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:14,949 你到了知道堵車還不繞過去？ 1696 01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:17,407 那明天繞囉！ 1697 01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,744 那可能明天，路就修好了呢？ 1698 01:16:19,917 --> 01:16:20,906 那就不繞了！ 1699 01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:23,366 那你明天又有遲到的理由了 1700 01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:24,873 我很忙的 1701 01:16:25,042 --> 01:16:27,033 哪有時間想借口遲到？ 1702 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:30,117 忙，跟說謊，是兩回事！ 1703 01:16:30,292 --> 01:16:31,748 那愛不愛也是兩回事 1704 01:16:31,917 --> 01:16:32,622 你說什麼？ 1705 01:16:32,792 --> 01:16:33,827 阿寶，要不你搬家吧 1706 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:34,614 為什麼？ 1707 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:35,952 為什麼你要搬到我樓下？ 1708 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:37,448 為什麼你每天都要 1709 01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:38,956 像管理員一樣等我下班？ 1710 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:40,661 是你說要我給你空間嘛 1711 01:16:40,833 --> 01:16:41,788 我就給你了 1712 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:42,913 你現在可以一個人住 1713 01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:43,993 我也可以天天看到你 1714 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:44,656 不是很好嗎？ 1715 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,073 現在你不是給我空間 1716 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,491 你，你是在監視我呀！ 1717 01:16:49,417 --> 01:16:51,408 我覺得你們這些男人很奇怪 1718 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,790 一時一變，說變就變 1719 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:56,662 我很辛苦呀！　　　很辛苦就算啦 1720 01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,323 什麼算了？ 1721 01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:02,119 你不搬，我搬 1722 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:03,663 你搬去哪裏？ 1723 01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,414 總之不是你樓上 1724 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,332 你到底想怎樣呀？ 1725 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,785 阿寶呀… 1726 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,449 我們可不可以平心靜氣的談談？ 1727 01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:16,115 你知不知道為什麼我會喜歡你？ 1728 01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:18,073 因為我好囉！ 1729 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:19,660 是因為我每次看你的時候 1730 01:17:19,833 --> 01:17:21,494 都看不清楚 1731 01:17:28,667 --> 01:17:31,659 這種可能，就是一種，愛的感覺 1732 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,615 你模模糊糊，我想看清楚點 1733 01:17:34,792 --> 01:17:36,874 你模模糊糊的我又想看清楚點 1734 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,698 可能就是因為這樣 1735 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:40,456 我很想整天都看著你 1736 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,115 別人怎麼說你都好 1737 01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:45,124 你怎麼對我都沒有問題 1738 01:17:45,792 --> 01:17:47,703 我很想跟你在一起 1739 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:48,830 因為直覺告訴我 1740 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,831 這種三秒鐘的模模糊糊 1741 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,206 就是愛！ 1742 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,207 你可不可以說清楚點？ 1743 01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:00,990 我現在看你很清楚 1744 01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:03,410 可能別人說的對 1745 01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:06,780 因誤會而結合，因了解而分開 1746 01:18:07,042 --> 01:18:08,998 你現在又跟我說分手是不是？ 1747 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,078 不是又呀，阿寶！ 1748 01:18:11,625 --> 01:18:13,456 我們以前總是吵架可能是 1749 01:18:13,625 --> 01:18:15,456 沒事找事，假裝分手 1750 01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:16,410 然後來個皆大歡喜 1751 01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:17,868 但是這次不同 1752 01:18:18,042 --> 01:18:19,077 有什麼不一樣？ 1753 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,410 我找好房子了 1754 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:24,323 我們在電梯裏開始 1755 01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:28,328 現在在電梯裏結束 1756 01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:30,323 也算是一個紀念啦 1757 01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:32,448 對不起阿寶！ 1758 01:19:02,042 --> 01:19:02,872 做完五個蛋糕 1759 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,033 我們大概凌晨五點就可以收工了？ 1760 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:06,364 Okay？ 1761 01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:07,531 師父，宵夜吃什麼？ 1762 01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:08,447 是啊！ 1763 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,455 嘩，你這麼能吃，懷孕了？ 1764 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:10,330 是啊，兩個月了 1765 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:11,990 哎呀，別揭露人家啦！　　　泰林 1766 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:12,822 Hello！ 1767 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,285 剛剛去旅行回來 1768 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:15,447 帶了禮物給你們 1769 01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:16,990 喂，這麼客氣呀？ 1770 01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:18,573 這麼重的東西我幫你拿吧 1771 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:20,240 她們就愛搗蛋 1772 01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:22,532 怎麼樣，你好嗎？ 1773 01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:24,073 OK呀，挺好的！ 1774 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:25,330 挺好就OK啦 1775 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:25,909 喂你看看 1776 01:19:26,292 --> 01:19:27,748 手套那麼大尺寸不對 1777 01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:29,077 哎呀，適合你男朋友呀 1778 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:30,865 這個不適合他 1779 01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:32,327 這個不是送給你們的 1780 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,036 送給誰的？　　　這個是送給你的 1781 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:34,989 啊，我也有？ 1782 01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:36,038 師父 1783 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:38,832 嘩，你看看，顏色多配 1784 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,410 人家知道你的尺寸！ 1785 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:41,914 快點試試吧 1786 01:19:43,917 --> 01:19:45,032 可以 1787 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:45,993 剛剛好！ 1788 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:46,822 謝謝 1789 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:47,705 喜歡嗎？ 1790 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:48,534 嗯 1791 01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:50,913 好啊，我們早點放工 1792 01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:53,078 但是，摘不下來了 1793 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:55,203 你幫他摘 1794 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,368 我看看，是不是這個扣？ 1795 01:19:58,417 --> 01:19:59,031 你送禮物給我 1796 01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:00,618 我請你吃飯 1797 01:20:00,792 --> 01:20:02,123 你想吃什麼？ 1798 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:05,955 不好意思，護士 1799 01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,869 講問骨科一號病房在哪裏呀？ 1800 01:20:08,042 --> 01:20:09,031 在那邊 1801 01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:10,330 Thank you！ 1802 01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:11,447 不用 1803 01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:16,702 慧欣！ 1804 01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:28,914 其實，我跟泰林之間的事 1805 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:30,911 已經沒有什麼好說的 1806 01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,619 沒有什麼好說？ 1807 01:20:32,917 --> 01:20:33,906 那為什麼那天晚上 1808 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:35,239 你看到我們就走？ 1809 01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:35,955 我害怕！ 1810 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:36,906 你怕什麼？ 1811 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,912 你不是說你是他的女朋友嗎？ 1812 01:20:40,292 --> 01:20:41,748 難道你不知道他有問題？ 1813 01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:42,827 他會有什麼問題？ 1814 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,616 泰林根本是一個莫名其妙的人！ 1815 01:20:45,792 --> 01:20:47,783 他不喜歡別人來找他 1816 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:50,415 他卻又擔心別人找不到他 1817 01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:53,905 他試過一天打一百多個電話給我 1818 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,038 找不到我 1819 01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:59,823 他就打給我的朋友、家人、上司 1820 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,412 搞到他們不敢再來找我！ 1821 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:05,780 他拿我的手機，查我的WhatsApp 1822 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:09,324 甚至偷我的密碼看我的電郵 1823 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:10,910 只要跟我在一起的人 1824 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,493 他都要檢查過 1825 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,908 我竟然發現他居然跟蹤我！ 1826 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:17,244 跟他在一起的這段時間 1827 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:20,036 簡直跟坐牢沒有什麼兩樣！ 1828 01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:22,616 24小時被人監視 1829 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:26,447 最後我要搬家、換手機… 1830 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:27,740 我真的沒有想到 1831 01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:30,158 那天晚上會遇到你們！ 1832 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:35,371 小姐！會不會是因為泰林不愛你 1833 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:37,453 所以你才跟我說這些話 1834 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,115 來破壞我們的關係呀！ 1835 01:21:39,292 --> 01:21:42,159 說不定…他是不夠愛你 1836 01:21:43,583 --> 01:21:45,915 所以才沒有對你做這些事！ 1837 01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:57,406 阿寶！ 1838 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,494 Hi！好久不見了！ 1839 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:03,656 很久沒見 1840 01:22:03,833 --> 01:22:04,663 最近好嗎？ 1841 01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:06,198 沒你那麼好啦！ 1842 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:08,824 剛才那個女孩是誰呀？ 1843 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,536 你新女朋友呀？ 1844 01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:13,117 跟你吃了幾頓飯 1845 01:22:13,458 --> 01:22:14,538 你都吃那麼少 1846 01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:15,788 是減肥嗎？ 1847 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,786 為了聽你說話嘛 1848 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:19,368 我們只是普通朋友？ 1849 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:21,991 朋友？我覺得不像啊 1850 01:22:22,167 --> 01:22:24,123 你那個，電梯協會 1851 01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:25,994 是不是歡迎隨時加入的？ 1852 01:22:26,167 --> 01:22:27,657 是呀…你是不是想加入呀？ 1853 01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:28,413 非常歡迎的 1854 01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:29,789 我現在陪你去申請都行的 1855 01:22:29,958 --> 01:22:31,823 先看你有沒有時間陪我游電梯河才行 1856 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:32,659 隨時歡迎！ 1857 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:35,791 你每次泡妞都叫人游電梯河啦 1858 01:22:36,292 --> 01:22:39,830 你怎麼知道？你一定又跟蹤我！ 1859 01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:42,036 阿寶，你真的沒變過 1860 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:43,990 沒什麼事我先走了 1861 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:45,657 前幾天我見過慧欣 1862 01:22:45,833 --> 01:22:47,539 她跟我說了很多事情 1863 01:22:49,917 --> 01:22:50,201 她說什麼？ 1864 01:22:50,542 --> 01:22:53,864 她跟我說，原來我們是一樣的 1865 01:22:54,042 --> 01:22:55,202 她說謊 1866 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:57,749 也許說謊的那個是你呢 1867 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:02,158 其實我們才是天生一對！ 1868 01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:02,913 阿寶我跟你不一樣 1869 01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:04,539 不如我們重新開始好不好？ 1870 01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:06,198 你這麼緊張，我怎麼會跟你一樣呢？ 1871 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,240 要不我們坐下慢慢談 1872 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:10,202 我要搶劫 1873 01:23:13,792 --> 01:23:14,656 喂大哥　　　是 1874 01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:16,073 你已經拿了我們的東西 1875 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:17,160 還綁著我們幹什麼？ 1876 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:20,037 哈，我能再碰到你這小子，真是運氣好 1877 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,414 我人生路不熟嘛 1878 01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:24,199 請問呢，這裏附近有沒有直通巴士回皇崗？ 1879 01:23:24,542 --> 01:23:26,078 你做賊聰明點行不行？ 1880 01:23:26,417 --> 01:23:27,907 每次都迷迷糊糊的沒進步 1881 01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:29,198 頂你個肺呀！ 1882 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,457 我進步，早就坐寫字樓了 1883 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:32,447 還用在這兒搶劫？ 1884 01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:34,073 你說不說呀？不說我劃花她的臉 1885 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:34,867 不要啊！ 1886 01:23:35,042 --> 01:23:35,872 喂喂不要不要…說… 1887 01:23:36,042 --> 01:23:36,701 啊，說 1888 01:23:37,458 --> 01:23:39,119 你從這裏出去走到街上　　　走到街上 1889 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,322 左轉　　　左轉 1890 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,910 再轉右　　　再轉右 1891 01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:43,994 走三個路口　　　三個路口 1892 01:23:44,167 --> 01:23:45,077 坐十四人小巴 1893 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,786 十四人，好哇，我喜歡坐十四人 1894 01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:47,913 接著坐三個站 1895 01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,038 小巴三站 1896 01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:49,909 就到皇崗了 1897 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:51,948 你大爺的，要不要這麼復雜！ 1898 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,411 下次我一定不過海做生意了 1899 01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:55,618 車錢都虧進去了 1900 01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:56,451 就這樣 1901 01:23:56,625 --> 01:23:57,330 喂…大哥 1902 01:23:58,250 --> 01:23:58,909 大家已經這麼熟了 1903 01:23:59,083 --> 01:24:00,869 不如你先就放了我們 1904 01:24:01,042 --> 01:24:02,953 放你？放你找員警抓我呀？ 1905 01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:04,535 明天等收破爛的放你吧 1906 01:24:04,708 --> 01:24:06,073 而且你們兩個還有事沒談完嘛 1907 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:08,373 談完再說吧，就這樣啦！ 1908 01:24:09,917 --> 01:24:10,702 我堂堂一個浪子 1909 01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:12,115 不應該有負累的 1910 01:24:12,292 --> 01:24:13,577 這個女人包包，還給你 1911 01:24:13,750 --> 01:24:15,490 糟了，忘了大舌頭 1912 01:24:15,667 --> 01:24:16,782 不跟你聊了！ 1913 01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:21,074 你真的教他怎麼坐車呀？ 1914 01:24:21,250 --> 01:24:23,832 嗯，不過不是去皇崗 1915 01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:25,872 去哪裏？ 1916 01:24:26,042 --> 01:24:27,248 灣仔警署 1917 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:33,700 還笑？想想怎麼走吧 1918 01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:41,160 啊，原來這裏可以看到月亮，你看一下 1919 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,118 那又怎麼樣？ 1920 01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:45,947 今天多少號？ 1921 01:24:46,125 --> 01:24:48,286 過了十二點就三月十五號 1922 01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:51,118 天文學家說呢 1923 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:54,495 今天地球，會有個很奇妙的天文現象 1924 01:24:55,958 --> 01:25:00,622 愛神星會首次劃過地球的天空 1925 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:02,998 傳說中 1926 01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:05,949 在拍拖的情侶如果看到的話 1927 01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:09,199 就會有情人終成眷屬！ 1928 01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:11,703 為什麼我認識你怎麼久都不知道你會看星星？ 1929 01:25:11,875 --> 01:25:14,947 因為你只會說我緊張你嘛 1930 01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,785 不過呢 1931 01:25:16,958 --> 01:25:17,993 原來我發現 1932 01:25:18,167 --> 01:25:20,203 我們都是一模一樣的人 1933 01:25:20,625 --> 01:25:22,616 我都說慧欣胡說了 1934 01:25:24,042 --> 01:25:24,952 那好啊 1935 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:26,618 你告訴我呀 1936 01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:28,493 你們到底發生什麼事？ 1937 01:25:28,667 --> 01:25:29,656 不說行不行？ 1938 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:32,040 你又是這樣，什麼都不說 1939 01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:33,990 要不我問問你吧 1940 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:35,580 你信不信我是那種人？ 1941 01:25:35,750 --> 01:25:36,990 我也問問你 1942 01:25:37,167 --> 01:25:38,703 你還愛不愛我？ 1943 01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:45,535 要不這樣 1944 01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:48,074 如果今晚我們能見到愛神星的話 1945 01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:51,165 我們就跟對方說一個秘密好不好？ 1946 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:53,824 好啊，就這麼決定 1947 01:25:54,542 --> 01:25:55,657 一言為定！ 1948 01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,866 應該看不到了 1949 01:26:38,417 --> 01:26:42,410 原來，我們注定，找不到答案 1950 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:48,743 阿寶 1951 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,956 其實我見到你很開心 1952 01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:55,907 你好像有點不一樣了… 1953 01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:58,616 那我還可不可以找你啊？ 1954 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:00,822 可以的 1955 01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:03,539 隨時都可以 1956 01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:08,033 你不怕你女朋友不開心嗎？ 1957 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:10,743 為什麼你就是不信我呢？ 1958 01:27:10,917 --> 01:27:12,032 婆婆… 1959 01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:14,658 麻煩你報個警 1960 01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:15,993 是呀我們搶劫了 1961 01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:17,948 哦，好好好…　　　謝謝 1962 01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:09,991 人始終都要面對自己嘛 1963 01:28:10,167 --> 01:28:11,031 我應該謝謝你 1964 01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:13,366 給我一個理由讓我不再逃避！ 1965 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:28,998 我現在在開會 1966 01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:31,494 半個小時以後，豪華戲院門口見 1967 01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:32,952 就這樣，拜拜！ 1968 01:28:39,458 --> 01:28:40,573 你說要開會 1969 01:28:40,750 --> 01:28:42,832 為什麼在這裏？她是誰？ 1970 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,615 你不是說今晚回你媽那裏吃飯嗎 1971 01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:46,077 幹嘛鬼鬼祟祟跟著我？ 1972 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:48,366 小姐你是誰呀？幹嘛罵我男朋友？ 1973 01:28:48,542 --> 01:28:51,079 我是誰？你先問問你男朋友吧！ 1974 01:28:51,250 --> 01:28:52,490 你以為說謊能騙得了我嗎？ 1975 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:53,702 早上睡覺的時候我已經 1976 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,081 看過你的WhatsApp啦！ 1977 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:56,953 這個故事教訓你 1978 01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:58,948 看完的東西記著要刪除呀！ 1979 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,662 我跟你說了很多次不要看我電話 1980 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,115 你給我點隱私好不好？ 1981 01:29:03,292 --> 01:29:04,873 你的隱私還不夠多嗎？ 1982 01:29:05,042 --> 01:29:06,782 多到你現在可以鬼混啦 1983 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:08,823 你這樣盯著我，我很累呀 1984 01:29:09,458 --> 01:29:11,494 我盯著是因為我愛你！ 1985 01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:13,623 我很累，你放過我好不好？ 1986 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:14,947 喂！ 1987 01:29:22,792 --> 01:29:23,622 阿寶！ 1988 01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:29,868 我跑來的 1989 01:29:30,042 --> 01:29:31,077 我也是剛剛才到 1990 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:31,909 買票了嗎？ 1991 01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:33,577 沒有　　　我去買！ 1992 01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:35,868 我不想看了 1993 01:29:36,042 --> 01:29:36,747 啊？ 1994 01:29:36,917 --> 01:29:38,407 我想去個地方 1995 01:29:44,792 --> 01:29:45,952 沒有了？ 1996 01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,956 咦？這裏不是「孤獨電梯」那裏嗎？ 1997 01:29:50,125 --> 01:29:50,989 這麼晚幹什麼呀？ 1998 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,322 為什麼會這樣子？ 1999 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:53,580 這棟樓拆了 2000 01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,409 電梯呢？ 2001 01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:55,948 樓都拆了，哪還會有電梯呀？ 2002 01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:57,706 太晚了，你們走吧 2003 01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:00,573 哎，走吧… 2004 01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:11,698 阿寶 2005 01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:14,414 電梯拆了就算啦 2006 01:30:16,667 --> 01:30:18,703 我帶你去坐別的啊！ 2007 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,331 要不看電影？ 2008 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:26,573 不看電影去吃飯 2009 01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:27,865 喝點東西也行啊… 2010 01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:32,036 你還是回去結婚吧！ 2011 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:56,705 喂！ 2012 01:30:56,875 --> 01:30:57,830 你在哪？ 2013 01:30:58,125 --> 01:31:00,241 啊…在店裏 2014 01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:01,868 你那邊幹嘛那麼吵？ 2015 01:31:02,042 --> 01:31:04,374 是呀是呀，今天很多人，什麼事呀？ 2016 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,282 我明天要回台灣看媽咪 2017 01:31:06,833 --> 01:31:07,993 今天晚上見一見 2018 01:31:08,333 --> 01:31:09,288 啊今晚呀？ 2019 01:31:09,417 --> 01:31:11,658 今天晚上可能不行 2020 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:12,788 你不見就算 2021 01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:13,913 啊…不好不好… 2022 01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:15,744 啊…要不你晚點打給我？ 2023 01:31:15,917 --> 01:31:17,407 好，就這樣 2024 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:34,322 其實，我自己都不知道自己想幹嘛 2025 01:31:36,417 --> 01:31:38,282 我知道你今天要結婚 2026 01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:42,655 但我就是這麼不甘心，就是一定要讓你出來 2027 01:31:43,417 --> 01:31:45,328 但是你真的出來了 2028 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,240 我又覺得很內疚 2029 01:31:48,958 --> 01:31:50,573 覺得自己很壞！ 2030 01:31:50,917 --> 01:31:52,202 你記不記得 2031 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,165 我以前總是問你愛不愛我？ 2032 01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:02,288 那是因為，我對愛這個字 2033 01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:04,365 很沒有安全感！ 2034 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,865 我不想這樣的 2035 01:32:10,167 --> 01:32:13,534 但是可能因為我以前遇到的男人 2036 01:32:13,917 --> 01:32:15,407 全部都對我不好 2037 01:32:15,917 --> 01:32:18,784 所以我覺得全世界的男人都是這麼壞 2038 01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:24,620 我盯著你，我管你 2039 01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:28,082 是因為我不想失去你！ 2040 01:32:31,417 --> 01:32:35,581 你可能你會覺得我不懂得怎樣去愛人 2041 01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,578 有件事你不明白 2042 01:32:40,792 --> 01:32:41,998 從始至終我沒有 2043 01:32:42,333 --> 01:32:44,574 被人真真正正的愛過！ 2044 01:32:46,125 --> 01:32:47,740 我又怎麼會呢？ 2045 01:33:07,667 --> 01:33:11,364 我知道今天，是最後一次見你 2046 01:33:11,542 --> 01:33:12,531 我也知道有可能 2047 01:33:12,708 --> 01:33:14,790 以後你會好恨好恨我 2048 01:33:15,625 --> 01:33:17,616 但是我很想告訴你 2049 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,992 我寧願你恨過，還記得 2050 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:24,161 也不要你愛過卻忘記我！ 2051 01:33:28,750 --> 01:33:30,331 謝謝你恨我 2052 01:33:32,958 --> 01:33:34,038 你放心吧 2053 01:33:35,042 --> 01:33:38,409 這一次，是我最後一次緊張著你 2054 01:33:46,833 --> 01:33:48,619 我會放開你！ 2055 01:33:57,375 --> 01:33:58,364 阿寶呀！ 2056 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:03,707 我真的從來都沒恨過你 2057 01:34:06,625 --> 01:34:08,957 我可不可以邀請你去我的婚禮？ 2058 01:34:09,792 --> 01:34:10,952 好不好？ 2059 01:34:17,333 --> 01:34:18,823 喂，不要只買一個顏色 2060 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:20,035 這裏有七種顏色 2061 01:34:20,375 --> 01:34:22,491 全都買了吧，配什麼衣服都行啦 2062 01:34:22,667 --> 01:34:23,531 我贊成啊 2063 01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:24,788 又不用自己去拿 2064 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:26,994 有人送到上門，車錢都省下了 2065 01:34:27,167 --> 01:34:28,373 我總是跟我老公說 2066 01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:31,822 十幾二十萬就當丟啦 2067 01:34:33,333 --> 01:34:34,038 老婆老婆！ 2068 01:34:34,208 --> 01:34:35,869 如果我真的丟了十幾二十萬 2069 01:34:36,042 --> 01:34:37,202 你都不跟我說一聲的話 2070 01:34:37,375 --> 01:34:38,831 你會不會覺得自己沒人性呀？ 2071 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:39,659 你再氣我呢 2072 01:34:39,833 --> 01:34:40,697 我就再多刷你幾十萬 2073 01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:42,081 出去把我大哥找回來，走！ 2074 01:34:42,417 --> 01:34:44,157 冷靜點，十幾萬行了 2075 01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:45,573 盧布好啦！ 2076 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:47,706 喂，這個ok啊 2077 01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:48,409 吃過了 2078 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:49,197 這麼快？ 2079 01:34:49,542 --> 01:34:51,407 是呀，新鮮點好嘛 2080 01:34:53,708 --> 01:34:55,039 誰請他來的？ 2081 01:34:56,833 --> 01:34:59,825 新郎…剛剛…回來了 2082 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,036 快點！　　　那婚禮可以開始了 2083 01:35:12,542 --> 01:35:14,407 聽說新郎跟新娘 2084 01:35:14,542 --> 01:35:17,124 秘密拍拖很久了都沒人知道 2085 01:35:17,292 --> 01:35:18,907 我呀，還聽說 2086 01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:22,075 新娘被新郎搞大了肚子 2087 01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:22,909 啊，這麼混蛋啊？ 2088 01:35:23,083 --> 01:35:25,074 要不是，哪會這麼著急結婚啊？ 2089 01:35:25,792 --> 01:35:28,579 新郎來了，新郎來了 2090 01:35:31,458 --> 01:35:32,618 放心吧爹地 2091 01:35:35,042 --> 01:35:36,248 他去哪裏了？ 2092 01:35:39,208 --> 01:35:40,539 喂喂喂，有沒有人呀？ 2093 01:35:40,708 --> 01:35:41,948 現在怎麼辦，新郎不見了？ 2094 01:35:42,125 --> 01:35:43,114 先找人吧 2095 01:35:43,292 --> 01:35:44,407 是呀，快點，走吧 2096 01:35:52,250 --> 01:35:54,457 去，找新郎一定要去男廁嗎？ 2097 01:35:54,625 --> 01:35:56,536 女廁也行呀嘛，笨蛋 2098 01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:58,160 哪有人像你這麼賤得 2099 01:35:58,500 --> 01:36:00,331 結婚還要偷吃 2100 01:36:10,292 --> 01:36:12,999 很久沒見了 2101 01:36:13,167 --> 01:36:13,906 怎麼這麼晚才來？ 2102 01:36:14,083 --> 01:36:15,789 我一下飛機就趕過來了 2103 01:36:15,958 --> 01:36:17,073 是啊！ 2104 01:36:17,958 --> 01:36:19,118 喂，我有沒有錯過什麼呀？ 2105 01:36:19,292 --> 01:36:20,998 沒有沒有，剛剛開始 2106 01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:24,240 是不是有很多驚喜？ 2107 01:36:24,417 --> 01:36:25,827 很多事沒想到呀 2108 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,742 但是？我今天早上明明在你店門口 2109 01:36:29,917 --> 01:36:31,908 看到那張告示的… 2110 01:36:33,750 --> 01:36:35,081 阿怡是我徒弟 2111 01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:36,660 她出嫁就是我嫁女兒 2112 01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:38,073 真的是東主有喜啊 2113 01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:40,032 我今天早上明明有打電話給你 2114 01:36:40,208 --> 01:36:41,573 不見就算 2115 01:36:41,750 --> 01:36:42,739 不好不好… 2116 01:36:42,917 --> 01:36:44,532 要不你晚一點打給我？ 2117 01:36:46,875 --> 01:36:47,739 這個沒戒指的是我嗎？ 2118 01:36:47,917 --> 01:36:48,702 沒戒指 2119 01:36:48,875 --> 01:36:49,785 不是呀，我啊… 2120 01:36:50,333 --> 01:36:50,867 對不起… 2121 01:36:51,042 --> 01:36:51,906 老婆你都猜不對… 2122 01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:53,823 有沒有搞錯呀！ 2123 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,740 你不是真的以為我要結婚吧？ 2124 01:36:55,917 --> 01:36:58,249 既然不是你結婚 2125 01:36:58,750 --> 01:37:00,536 那你叫我來幹嘛？ 2126 01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,289 我有些話想跟你說 2127 01:37:03,417 --> 01:37:04,372 什麼？ 2128 01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:06,532 其實你知不知道… 2129 01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:08,698 你很煩人的 2130 01:37:08,875 --> 01:37:11,582 我不習慣你總是管這管那 2131 01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:13,081 我也不習慣你不喜歡坐電梯 2132 01:37:13,417 --> 01:37:15,453 我很不習慣你一天打幾百個電話找我 2133 01:37:15,625 --> 01:37:17,581 我更不習慣你總是鬼鬼祟祟的跟蹤我… 2134 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:19,206 你說完了沒有呀？ 2135 01:37:19,958 --> 01:37:21,414 你現在特地叫我來 2136 01:37:21,583 --> 01:37:23,448 就是讓這些人看笑話是不是？ 2137 01:37:24,625 --> 01:37:25,990 我還沒說完 2138 01:37:26,667 --> 01:37:28,749 我最不習慣沒有你在身邊！ 2139 01:37:31,875 --> 01:37:32,864 有人說 2140 01:37:34,792 --> 01:37:36,202 愛一個人最好的距離 2141 01:37:37,167 --> 01:37:38,953 就是看不清楚對方… 2142 01:37:40,625 --> 01:37:41,831 你說什麼？ 2143 01:37:42,917 --> 01:37:44,248 你放心吧 2144 01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,241 這一次，是我最後一次盯著你 2145 01:37:48,667 --> 01:37:50,373 我現在看你又模糊了！ 2146 01:37:55,583 --> 01:37:56,663 你覺得 2147 01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:00,743 你真的了解我嗎？ 2148 01:38:01,333 --> 01:38:02,368 等一等！ 2149 01:38:08,375 --> 01:38:09,660 吃一口嘗嘗 2150 01:38:09,833 --> 01:38:11,915 我不吃了，我減肥 2151 01:38:14,417 --> 01:38:15,452 就一口 2152 01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:17,991 這個蛋糕是我特地為你做的 2153 01:38:27,750 --> 01:38:28,614 這麼涼？ 2154 01:38:28,792 --> 01:38:29,702 師父的回憶蛋糕裏面的 2155 01:38:29,875 --> 01:38:31,035 巧克力不是熱的嗎？ 2156 01:38:31,375 --> 01:38:32,740 會不會放久了涼了？ 2157 01:38:32,917 --> 01:38:35,499 我靠，師父這次不是死定了 2158 01:38:35,667 --> 01:38:36,873 你才死定了 2159 01:38:37,667 --> 01:38:39,874 很多人在戀愛的時候都是很溫暖 2160 01:38:40,042 --> 01:38:42,408 但偏偏有些人與眾不同… 2161 01:38:44,542 --> 01:38:45,702 為什麼你的手這麼涼？ 2162 01:38:46,125 --> 01:38:47,331 天生的 2163 01:39:05,125 --> 01:39:06,331 這麼涼？ 2164 01:39:10,542 --> 01:39:13,409 阿寶，你真的很奇怪 2165 01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:16,665 不過我就是喜歡你這麼奇怪 2166 01:39:24,333 --> 01:39:25,743 你可不可以嫁給我？ 2167 01:40:33,208 --> 01:40:35,324 寶寶，吃早餐啦 2168 01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:36,580 哦！ 2169 01:40:39,208 --> 01:40:40,914 Good morning　　　Good morning 2170 01:40:50,958 --> 01:40:54,621 很模糊，我應該還是很愛你 2171 01:40:56,958 --> 01:40:57,913 真乖！ 2172 01:41:00,125 --> 01:41:02,116 你知道我看你是什麼樣嗎？ 2173 01:41:02,792 --> 01:41:03,907 什麼樣的？ 2174 01:41:07,792 --> 01:41:10,408 當女人看著自己深愛男人的時候 2175 01:41:11,208 --> 01:41:14,280 除了他以外，其他都看不清楚 2176 01:41:20,292 --> 01:41:21,281 喂？ 2177 01:41:22,458 --> 01:41:24,699 哦，那我現在回來 2178 01:41:25,458 --> 01:41:25,787 誰呀？ 2179 01:41:26,167 --> 01:41:27,156 醫院打來的 2180 01:41:27,292 --> 01:41:29,157 我去換衣服，你慢慢吃 2181 01:41:29,292 --> 01:41:30,657 Bye-bye！　　　 Bye！ 2182 01:41:48,917 --> 01:41:51,659 泰林根本是一個莫名其妙的人 2183 01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:54,741 他不喜歡別人來找他 2184 01:41:54,917 --> 01:41:57,784 他卻會擔心別人找不到他！ 2185 01:41:59,292 --> 01:42:00,577 喂，你有信號嗎？ 2186 01:42:01,958 --> 01:42:02,913 信號滿格 2187 01:42:03,250 --> 01:42:04,660 幹什麼，有人來呀？ 2188 01:42:04,833 --> 01:42:07,415 沒有，我怕人家找不到我… 2189 01:42:09,208 --> 01:42:10,914 又不想讓人找到 2190 01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:12,539 又怕人找不到 2191 01:42:12,708 --> 01:42:14,244 你真是奇怪呀 2192 01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:16,615 他拿我手提電話 2193 01:42:16,792 --> 01:42:18,373 查我的WhatsApp！ 2194 01:42:18,542 --> 01:42:20,282 原來我們是一樣的 2195 01:42:20,625 --> 01:42:23,241 我竟然發現他居然跟蹤我 2196 01:42:23,875 --> 01:42:25,866 其實我們才是天生一對 2197 01:42:26,042 --> 01:42:27,828 跟他在一起的這段時間 2198 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,332 簡直跟坐牢沒有什麼兩樣！ 2199 01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:31,785 阿寶我跟你不一樣 2200 01:42:31,958 --> 01:42:33,869 你這麼緊張我這麼會跟你一樣？146094

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