Original subtitles

(male ♫1) 'Unauthorized conjuring.'

Disobeying a mentor.

And multiple other violations

of the Sorcerer's Code.

These are very serious charges, young Zyx.

Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Whatever.

You leave us no choice but to impose

Zarok's harshest penalty.

Magus interruptus.

[grunts]

The mystic bands block any use of magic.

There in only one way to remove them.

You must prove yourself worthy

by completing..

The trial.

Yeah? Who's gonna make me?

Huh?

Crash

Wizards of Zarok

your day of reckoning is at hand.

Mordru, how dare you return here?

Did you really think I would accept banishment

after you stole my magic?

But you never completed the trial.

How can you wield such power?

Ah, yes, the trial.

Rather than participate in that

antiquated and insulting ritual..

(Mordru) I scoured the galaxy in search

of this long lost talisman.

So that I might use it's power

to take my rightful place as ruler of Zarok.

(male ♫1) 'The Lamentation Pentacle?'

You were corrupted by dark magic, Mordru.

And it infects you still.

[laughs]

Indeed, it does.

And in the name of Yog-Sothoth

I will have my revenge.

Zap zap

zap

zap

zap

[grunting]

Zyx, you must get help.

Maybe you should have thought about that

before you took away my magic.

Zap

What have we here?

Teleporto diminous.

[gasps]

[grunting]

Now, learn what it means

to suffer at the hands of

Mordru the Merciless.

[laughs]

Thud

[instrumental music]

The Legion!

He sent me to you losers?

[theme music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

Hey, kid, you okay?

[groaning]

Careful, Star Boy, it's probably a trick.

You guys know him?

His name is Zyx.

He's from the Sorcerers' World.

He's a little brat who likes to

use his magic to mess with people.

And a bad day gets worse.

What's up with the twin, Sups?

One of you wasn't bad enough?

Why are you here, Zyx?

Zarok's been taken over by an evil wizard.

Blah, blah, blah.

And I guess the high elder thought you could help.

Uh-huh, I know, dumb, right?

Is he serious?

Is he ever?

Get lost, kid!

Fine! Not my problem anyways.

Wait. What if he's telling the truth?

We should at least check it out.

Why is it whenever you say that, I get worried?

Okay, Zyx, do your thing.

Teleport us to Zarok.

Sorry.

The elders in their infinite wisdom

took away my magic, I'm grounded.

Then, let's set a course for Zarok.

Hyper warp speed!

Aye, aye, captain!

[instrumental music]

Now, let us begin.

The pentacle will drain your mystic energy

and add it to my own!

Replacing what you stole from me.

The process will take time

'and be most unpleasant.'

(Mordru) 'Mysticus exorbio!'

Mysticus exorbio!

Mysticus exorbio!

Rizz rizz

[all grunting]

Crackle crackle

swoosh

So, what's the plan?

We gonna storm the castle?

You dweebs don't actually think

you can actually take them on, do you?

Sorry, but only magic can defeat magic. Duh!

Then, is there a way to get you back to full strength?

- Well, yeah, the trial, but.. - What's the trial?

It's a way for fallen wizards to prove themselves worthy

but you're crazy if you think I'm gonna go through that.

Besides I probably wouldn't make it anyway.

Then guess what?

I'm crazy because that's exactly what you're going to do.

- But... - We'll split up.

I'll lead the team against Mordru and try to delay him.

While one of you help Zyx.

Volunteers?

I'm no babysitter.

I'd rather fight the evil wizard.

Uh, I-I've been to the city before, so..

I say, give it to the new guy.

What? Hey!

Done. Get going.

I hate you guys.

Okay, kid, so how does this trial work?

Let's find out.

Congratulations on electing to submit to the trial.

I am the White Witch.

I'll be your guide.

Your first task is to find the Cave of Lore

on the far side of the Swamp Sea.

Good luck.

Come on, the sooner we get this trial over with

the sooner I get to punch something.

[Zyx screaming]

This is a mistake.

Are you sure you want that kid to get his magic back?

And even if he does, will it be enough to stop Mordru?

It'll have to be.

[roaring]

(Timber Wolf) I think we've been spotted.

[roaring]

Swish

[grunting]

Clang

Forgot how much magic hurts!

Zap zap

[growling]

Wham wham

thud

thud thud

slam

[grunting]

[pulsating]

Swish swish

slam

(Zyx) Let me get this straight.

I have to go through all this to get my powers back

so I can help the jerks who took away my magic

from me in the first place?

How does that make any sense?

You want to know the secret of life, kid?

It isn't fair.

Most people only care about themselves.

Nobody owes you anything.

So quit whining about it and grow up.

[gasps]

[intense music]

[growling]

This must be the first trial.

You think? Well, what are you waiting for?

Take out the monster.

You're the strong man. You do it.

Oh, whatever.

My powers, they're gone.

[growling]

[grunts]

Chomp

Help!

[intense music]

Hey!

[screams]

[grunts]

[burps]

Yeah, that was pleasant.

[growling]

(Zyx) 'Eggs.'

[growling]

Kell-El, we're in it's nest!

I think it's just trying to protect it's young.

[growls]

Thud

We have to save the egg!

[instrumental music]

[grunting]

Hurry, kid!

(Zyx) 'Got it!'

[grunts]

[growling]

Here, take it, it's all yours. Just, please don't eat me.

Swish

I'm alive?

I'm alive!

[growling]

Zap zap

The first trial was a test of observation and compassion.

Anger and revenge must not cloud a wizard's judgment.

You have passed the first trial.

Well, kid, lead the way.

(Mordru) 'It appears, we have guests.'

Mordru!

You are not welcome on my world, Legion.

I strongly suggest you vacate the premises.

We're not leaving here until we end you, magician.

(Mordru) As you wish, fool.

[grunting]

Zap zap

[grunts]

Zap

thud

The very air burns with my wrath.

Crackle crackle

Mente torpedoes!

[pulsating]

What's happening?

[screaming]

Get away!

Get away!

[laughing]

Appreciate the save back there.

Yeah, lucky for me he got a taste of you

and lost his appetite.

I mean, you-you're welcome.

So this magic stuff..

Can anyone do it?

Basic remedial magic, sure.

But only on magical worlds like Zarok.

Well, given the circumstances

maybe you ought to teach me some.

[chuckles] You?

You gotta be joking.

Okay. Not joking.

How about a counter spell?

Any dummy can learn one of those.

Try repeating this incantation.

Magica absistus.

- Magica absis.. - Absistus.

Oob-sistus?

Absistus!

Abs-is-tus.

Evidently, you're a very special kind of dummy.

Okay, this is stupid. Sorry I asked.

Come on. It just takes a little concentration.

Try it again.

Magica obsis-tusesis.

Wow. That is shockingly bad.

(Zyx) This must be the place.

The second trial is a test of reasoning.

To continue, you must solve the riddle.

"A treasure born of sorrow

"nurtured by time and every tomorrow.

"It grows with age, more precious than gold.

"Cannot be bought, cannot be sold.

"It comes to those, whether peasant or lord

who know where to find life's humble reward."

thud

rumble rumble

You better be good at nursery rhymes or we're going to be

taking a very, very hot bath!

Crackle crackle

You are beaten, Legionnaires.

Now, watch as I gain the power

to move worlds..

Blacken suns..

Annihilate galaxies!

Well, you get the general idea.

Mysticus exorbio!

Mysticus exorbio!

[rumbling]

We're running out of time, kid!

"Born of sorrow."

Uh, "Grows with age."

Life's humble reward."

Um, oh, uh, a beard!

Already said beard and it was a stupid answer the first time.

[rumbling]

[intense music]

Wait! Wisdom!

The answer is wisdom!

[instrumental music]

This is where the wizards who fail the trial end up.

Swoosh swoosh

And it looks like we're about to join them.

[intense music]

[grunting]

Thud

[grunting]

Thud

zap

This final trial was a test of team work.

A wizard must trust his comrades.

You have proven yourself worthy of a second chance.

But be warned there will not be another.

You did good, kid.

But now the real trial begins.

Corny.

Shut up and drive.

Zap

[intense music]

(Kell-El) 'Mordru!'

zap

crackle

boom

[grunts]

Allow me to reacquaint you

with your old friends.

Whotarae ractus!

Ah!

[grunting]

[growling]

Crush the intruders!

I command it!

[dramatic music]

I got this.

You take the Goth dude.

[growling]

I'll try not to hurt you guys..

Much.

Thud

[grunts]

[growling]

Young fool!

Crackle crackle

zap

zap zap

[grunts]

[grunting]

A counter spell.

Couldn't hurt.

Magicus absistan.

[growling]

[grunts]

Margical absistas.

Come on, concentrate!

Magica absistus!

Zap

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

Boom

zap

[growling]

Swish swish

[grunting]

Thwack

pew pew pew

zap

[grunting]

Zap

[screaming]

[intense music]

Crackle crackle

boom

[grunts]

[groaning]

Apparently our last punishment

was too lenient, Mordru.

You cannot defeat me.

I am immortal!

We'll see about that!

Enemous suspendus!

[rattling]

[instrumental music]

Allow me!

[rumbling]

(Mordru) 'No!'

'You can't do this to me!'

'I am Mordru!'

'Mordru-u-u!'

[instrumental music]

Today, you have made history, young sorcerer.

You've proven yourself worthy

by completing the trial.

You've earned the right to wear this

with your head held high.

'Congratulations.'

[clapping]

Truth is, I couldn't have done it without Kell.

Indeed.

You displayed tremendous courage

'while facing perhaps'

'the greatest trial of all.'

Putting up with young Zyx.

You are a better man than all of us.

[theme music]