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ready we're ready y'all ain't ready

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[Music] you have been charged with first degree

you have been charged with first degree

you have been charged with first degree murder armed robbery aggravated battery

murder armed robbery aggravated battery

murder armed robbery aggravated battery what do you have to say for yourself

what do you have to say for yourself

what do you have to say for yourself I'm telling you I

I'm telling you I

I'm telling you I [Music]

[Music]

[Music] know

know

know everybody knows it I'm just the sucker

everybody knows it I'm just the sucker

everybody knows it I'm just the sucker that got stuck with it

that got stuck with it

that got stuck with it you're honor you don't know what it's

you're honor you don't know what it's

you're honor you don't know what it's like being young

like being young

like being young feeling so bright and big and everything

feeling so bright and big and everything

feeling so bright and big and everything in this town feeling so dirty and small

in this town feeling so dirty and small

in this town feeling so dirty and small all the time being hassled by the police

all the time being hassled by the police

all the time being hassled by the police when you didn't do nothing

when you didn't do nothing

when you didn't do nothing my masters will never be nothing

my masters will never be nothing

my masters will never be nothing and then I'm just like my daddy

and then I'm just like my daddy

and then I'm just like my daddy except I ain't even got a mustache at

except I ain't even got a mustache at

except I ain't even got a mustache at least your goddamn father had a nice

least your goddamn father had a nice

least your goddamn father had a nice mustache

it got nothing but a fat mouth kid

it got nothing but a fat mouth kid

it got nothing but a fat mouth kid [Music]

wrong when all I get is bad news

wrong when all I get is bad news

wrong when all I get is bad news so that night

so that night

so that night that last bad night the gang goes up to

that last bad night the gang goes up to

that last bad night the gang goes up to the roof and gets hooched up just to

the roof and gets hooched up just to

the roof and gets hooched up just to feel nothing because it hurts so much

feel nothing because it hurts so much

feel nothing because it hurts so much being alive and that Danny he's a bad

being alive and that Danny he's a bad

being alive and that Danny he's a bad apple rotten and wormy

apple rotten and wormy

apple rotten and wormy hey you mugs

hey you mugs

hey you mugs I got a big idea to get all moneyed up

I got a big idea to get all moneyed up

I got a big idea to get all moneyed up because I ain't got no scratch

because I ain't got no scratch

because I ain't got no scratch and even Bailey there that night your

and even Bailey there that night your

and even Bailey there that night your honor I was only there because Jackie

honor I was only there because Jackie

honor I was only there because Jackie thought she might be knocked up and she

thought she might be knocked up and she

thought she might be knocked up and she begs me to come down and listen to her

begs me to come down and listen to her

begs me to come down and listen to her Chrome

oh my God some kind of social disease

oh my God some kind of social disease

oh my God some kind of social disease that made my OG swell all up wake of a

that made my OG swell all up wake of a

that made my OG swell all up wake of a tomato

tomato

tomato kid you got a douche with bleach I've

kid you got a douche with bleach I've

kid you got a douche with bleach I've done that but no I can't feel nothing

done that but no I can't feel nothing

done that but no I can't feel nothing down there it's probably for the best

down there it's probably for the best

down there it's probably for the best yeah hoochie ain't nothing but trouble

yeah hoochie ain't nothing but trouble

yeah hoochie ain't nothing but trouble anyway

for Jackie one time kahuchi made her

for Jackie one time kahuchi made her

for Jackie one time kahuchi made her take a baseball bat to Susan mortal's

take a baseball bat to Susan mortal's

take a baseball bat to Susan mortal's face hi guys just for looking at

face hi guys just for looking at

face hi guys just for looking at Jackie's day too long

Jackie's day too long

Jackie's day too long is that a ho ho yep that's well

is that a ho ho yep that's well

is that a ho ho yep that's well [Music]

Susan lost four teeth including an

Susan lost four teeth including an

Susan lost four teeth including an incisor of poor Susan poor Jackie too

incisor of poor Susan poor Jackie too

incisor of poor Susan poor Jackie too I can't help herself if she's got a

I can't help herself if she's got a

I can't help herself if she's got a hoochie like that

hoochie like that

hoochie like that I'm lucky my hoochie is real peaceful

I'm lucky my hoochie is real peaceful

I'm lucky my hoochie is real peaceful like

like

like that's so

that's so

that's so I'm sorry urana I mean to get to the

I'm sorry urana I mean to get to the

I'm sorry urana I mean to get to the point it's just you know I want you to

point it's just you know I want you to

point it's just you know I want you to know the mitigating circumstances of my

know the mitigating circumstances of my

know the mitigating circumstances of my disadvantaged life

disadvantaged life

disadvantaged life including being fatherless and so forth

including being fatherless and so forth

including being fatherless and so forth so that night Denny he wanted some dough

so that night Denny he wanted some dough

so that night Denny he wanted some dough and he didn't care much who's though you

and he didn't care much who's though you

and he didn't care much who's though you understand and he said to me especially

understand and he said to me especially

understand and he said to me especially he said don't be give me no more size

he said don't be give me no more size

he said don't be give me no more size you're in it so listen up I'm good

you're in it so listen up I'm good

you're in it so listen up I'm good we're gonna hit that First American Bank

we're gonna hit that First American Bank

we're gonna hit that First American Bank on Peach Street

on Peach Street

on Peach Street I got a whole big plan

I'm scared of Danny

I'm scared of Danny

I'm scared of Danny Everybody's scared of daddy he's a real

Everybody's scared of daddy he's a real

Everybody's scared of daddy he's a real life

life

life [Music]

everybody says he keeps his own mod

everybody says he keeps his own mod

everybody says he keeps his own mod locked in the cellar and doesn't let her

locked in the cellar and doesn't let her

locked in the cellar and doesn't let her out except to clean the toilets and make

out except to clean the toilets and make

out except to clean the toilets and make stew meat only not in that order

you're welcome

can I help you

give me all your dough sister oh boy

give me all your dough sister oh boy

give me all your dough sister oh boy okay well how would you like it

okay well how would you like it

okay well how would you like it put it in a bag

put it in a bag

put it in a bag you want it in a sack did you just call

you want it in a sack did you just call

you want it in a sack did you just call it a set what do you call this

it a set what do you call this

it a set what do you call this sweetheart

what did you say huh wow you're a prize

what did you say huh wow you're a prize

what did you say huh wow you're a prize nice friend thank you your Bonnie you

nice friend thank you your Bonnie you

nice friend thank you your Bonnie you must be Clyde

don't remember that

don't remember that

don't remember that what did you say to me I said you is one

what did you say to me I said you is one

what did you say to me I said you is one dumb clock

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so now the king's pinning it on me but

so now the king's pinning it on me but

so now the king's pinning it on me but it ain't me that did it really you gotta

it ain't me that did it really you gotta

it ain't me that did it really you gotta believe me I'm a real good egg a solid

believe me I'm a real good egg a solid

believe me I'm a real good egg a solid egg

egg

egg what will contribute to society and

what will contribute to society and

what will contribute to society and everything

everything

everything June Butler you have been delinquent

June Butler you have been delinquent

June Butler you have been delinquent delinquent to the certain codes of

delinquent to the certain codes of

delinquent to the certain codes of conduct set forward by Society

conduct set forward by Society

conduct set forward by Society delinquent rhymes with cement lint the

delinquent rhymes with cement lint the

delinquent rhymes with cement lint the link went to a code of conduct which

link went to a code of conduct which

link went to a code of conduct which given specified conditions will be put

given specified conditions will be put

given specified conditions will be put forward by all rational people squint

forward by all rational people squint

forward by all rational people squint squint squint mint finger fingerprint

squint squint mint finger fingerprint

squint squint mint finger fingerprint thank you

thank you

thank you hey Junior what time is it

hey Junior what time is it

hey Junior what time is it 10 to 12. that's exactly what you'll get

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[Applause] [Music]

welcome to Marketa State Prison

welcome to Marketa State Prison

welcome to Marketa State Prison where we are committed to reintegrating

where we are committed to reintegrating

where we are committed to reintegrating our inmates into useful citizens through

our inmates into useful citizens through

our inmates into useful citizens through penal hardship and science

penal hardship and science

penal hardship and science soap

soap

soap comb

comb

comb toothbrush

toothbrush

toothbrush I ain't done nothing such a trappy

I ain't done nothing such a trappy

I ain't done nothing such a trappy little trout

little trout

little trout nobody speaks to the matron unless she

nobody speaks to the matron unless she

nobody speaks to the matron unless she says so and she ain't say so

says so and she ain't say so

says so and she ain't say so June Matilda Butler

June Matilda Butler

June Matilda Butler the name's Juni note turd your name is

the name's Juni note turd your name is

the name's Juni note turd your name is two three seven seven you want I can

two three seven seven you want I can

two three seven seven you want I can give an enema settler down not just now

give an enema settler down not just now

give an enema settler down not just now Nancy thank you maybe later I'll have

Nancy thank you maybe later I'll have

Nancy thank you maybe later I'll have the glove ready

the glove ready

the glove ready you've got a tempestuous relationship

you've got a tempestuous relationship

you've got a tempestuous relationship with the law young lady let's see

with the law young lady let's see

with the law young lady let's see age four assault and battery at Pinky's

age four assault and battery at Pinky's

age four assault and battery at Pinky's happy hot dog shack I'm not giving you

happy hot dog shack I'm not giving you

happy hot dog shack I'm not giving you any more pickle relish

run your little grape run I only roughed

run your little grape run I only roughed

run your little grape run I only roughed up that old battle little with my pellet

up that old battle little with my pellet

up that old battle little with my pellet gun

gun

gun she was skimpy with the relish drunk and

she was skimpy with the relish drunk and

she was skimpy with the relish drunk and disorderly at your own First Communion

body and blood

body and blood

body and blood [Music]

joyriding with a notorious biker gang

joyriding with a notorious biker gang

joyriding with a notorious biker gang into the senior prom

into the senior prom

into the senior prom [Music]

property damage vehicular assault not to

property damage vehicular assault not to

property damage vehicular assault not to mention Broken Dreams all those Broken

mention Broken Dreams all those Broken

mention Broken Dreams all those Broken Dreams that was just youthful hijinks

Dreams that was just youthful hijinks

Dreams that was just youthful hijinks and and caring's on and what now an

and and caring's on and what now an

and and caring's on and what now an attempted bank heist and you're barely

attempted bank heist and you're barely

attempted bank heist and you're barely 18. you've led a debauche's life filled

18. you've led a debauche's life filled

18. you've led a debauche's life filled with nothing but delinquency

with nothing but delinquency

with nothing but delinquency um almost none of that was my fault

um almost none of that was my fault

um almost none of that was my fault really just bad circumstances and

really just bad circumstances and

really just bad circumstances and unfortunate role models and whatnot

oh

oh

oh my life I'm an innocent bunny surrounded

my life I'm an innocent bunny surrounded

my life I'm an innocent bunny surrounded by snarling slobbering wolves sharks and

by snarling slobbering wolves sharks and

by snarling slobbering wolves sharks and snakes and all they want is to devour me

snakes and all they want is to devour me

snakes and all they want is to devour me I ain't got nothing but my sweet funny

I ain't got nothing but my sweet funny

I ain't got nothing but my sweet funny face and my attractive bunny tail to

face and my attractive bunny tail to

face and my attractive bunny tail to keep from being eaten

keep from being eaten

keep from being eaten I'm here because of wolves matron indeed

oh yeah Miss matron

oh yeah Miss matron

oh yeah Miss matron if you have my ex

if you have my ex

if you have my ex can I have it back you can't have no

can I have it back you can't have no

can I have it back you can't have no weapons in here fish can't even have no

weapons in here fish can't even have no

weapons in here fish can't even have no real Forks you monsters gotta cut

real Forks you monsters gotta cut

real Forks you monsters gotta cut through your Meats with your claws in

through your Meats with your claws in

through your Meats with your claws in your teeth like real animals oh I don't

your teeth like real animals oh I don't

your teeth like real animals oh I don't mean that I don't have a real ax I used

mean that I don't have a real ax I used

mean that I don't have a real ax I used to have a gun and a super nice

to have a gun and a super nice

to have a gun and a super nice switchblade with my initials engraved on

switchblade with my initials engraved on

switchblade with my initials engraved on it but I was talking about my ukulele

it but I was talking about my ukulele

it but I was talking about my ukulele I used to be in an all-girl band to the

I used to be in an all-girl band to the

I used to be in an all-girl band to the honey pots

honey pots

honey pots you've probably heard of us

we've really swung

we've really swung

we've really swung I'll just die without my music June

I'll just die without my music June

I'll just die without my music June Matilda Butler you have been tried and

Matilda Butler you have been tried and

Matilda Butler you have been tried and found guilty you have no rights here

found guilty you have no rights here

found guilty you have no rights here unless I give them to you

unless I give them to you

unless I give them to you whatever you were before is over now

whatever you were before is over now

whatever you were before is over now forward

oh miss matron it's just a ukulele music

oh miss matron it's just a ukulele music

oh miss matron it's just a ukulele music is wholesome turn

and I know some super nice songs about

and I know some super nice songs about

and I know some super nice songs about Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Jesus likes ukuleles

[Music]

and all bad kittens go down

and all bad kittens go down

and all bad kittens go down [Music]

you have excellent

teeth

teeth

teeth oh thanks a bunch it's real swell having

oh thanks a bunch it's real swell having

oh thanks a bunch it's real swell having a winning smile you want them I can pull

a winning smile you want them I can pull

a winning smile you want them I can pull them out for you no matron please don't

them out for you no matron please don't

them out for you no matron please don't take my teeth thank you Nancy your most

take my teeth thank you Nancy your most

take my teeth thank you Nancy your most efficient and thoughtful

efficient and thoughtful

efficient and thoughtful but I won't be requiring her teeth

but I won't be requiring her teeth

but I won't be requiring her teeth not just yet anyway

not just yet anyway

not just yet anyway here at Marketa State Prison we house

here at Marketa State Prison we house

here at Marketa State Prison we house some of the most dangerous women in the

some of the most dangerous women in the

some of the most dangerous women in the world

Lois milkwood murderer

Lois milkwood murderer

Lois milkwood murderer Peggy Djokovic thief and murderer

Peggy Djokovic thief and murderer

Peggy Djokovic thief and murderer Barbara Winchester cannibal

Barbara Winchester cannibal

Barbara Winchester cannibal Victoria Woodburn pyromaniac

Victoria Woodburn pyromaniac

Victoria Woodburn pyromaniac Janine soklow acts murderer

Janine soklow acts murderer

Janine soklow acts murderer just to name a few

just to name a few

just to name a few these women are caged like animals

these women are caged like animals

these women are caged like animals because they are animals today you

because they are animals today you

because they are animals today you become part of my human Zoo

become part of my human Zoo

become part of my human Zoo if you're a good dog and

if you're a good dog and

if you're a good dog and roll over

roll over

roll over I will make your stay bearable

I will make your stay bearable

I will make your stay bearable but if you bark and bite like a rabid

but if you bark and bite like a rabid

but if you bark and bite like a rabid dog I will bring you to heal

dog I will bring you to heal

dog I will bring you to heal sure I'll be a real good dog

sure I'll be a real good dog

sure I'll be a real good dog like a well-trained schnauzer

like a well-trained schnauzer

like a well-trained schnauzer oh I think I'm like a schnauzer

oh I think I'm like a schnauzer

oh I think I'm like a schnauzer around the eyes especially

around the eyes especially

around the eyes especially you may have your ukulele

you may have your ukulele

you may have your ukulele since the most matron of you just a doll

since the most matron of you just a doll

since the most matron of you just a doll a true doll perhaps your music will calm

a true doll perhaps your music will calm

a true doll perhaps your music will calm the other inmates You'll Play it in our

the other inmates You'll Play it in our

the other inmates You'll Play it in our annual talent show our lady criminals

annual talent show our lady criminals

annual talent show our lady criminals are very talented last year the sniper

are very talented last year the sniper

are very talented last year the sniper in cell 4 juggled a dozen prison issue

in cell 4 juggled a dozen prison issue

in cell 4 juggled a dozen prison issue soap bars and a jug of the Laos such fun

soap bars and a jug of the Laos such fun

soap bars and a jug of the Laos such fun remember Nancy

remember Nancy

remember Nancy sure maitre them snipers got real fast

sure maitre them snipers got real fast

sure maitre them snipers got real fast reflexes oh I bet on account

reflexes oh I bet on account

reflexes oh I bet on account assassinations are real tricky I bet

assassinations are real tricky I bet

assassinations are real tricky I bet killing from a distance with a

killing from a distance with a

killing from a distance with a high-powered rifle is just as hard as

high-powered rifle is just as hard as

high-powered rifle is just as hard as can be such a yep or I'll pull out all

can be such a yep or I'll pull out all

can be such a yep or I'll pull out all your prettiest teeth then you won't be

your prettiest teeth then you won't be

your prettiest teeth then you won't be such a cute little lap dog Nancy please

such a cute little lap dog Nancy please

such a cute little lap dog Nancy please show June to herself

show June to herself

show June to herself June I want you to think hard about your

June I want you to think hard about your

June I want you to think hard about your crimes

crimes

crimes [Music]

[Music]

[Music] okay

[Music]

just better get your nose all clean get

just better get your nose all clean get

just better get your nose all clean get yourself performed kill real reforms

yourself performed kill real reforms

yourself performed kill real reforms already golly I'm turning over new

already golly I'm turning over new

already golly I'm turning over new leaves and everything oh

leaves and everything oh

leaves and everything oh can't

can't

can't come on let's go meet your best new pal

come on let's go meet your best new pal

come on let's go meet your best new pal inmate number 1911. maybe you could do

inmate number 1911. maybe you could do

inmate number 1911. maybe you could do some tricks for hello Vicky

some tricks for hello Vicky

some tricks for hello Vicky hiya Vicky

play nice

play nice

play nice well look at this fish

well look at this fish

well look at this fish looks like I caught myself a real-life

looks like I caught myself a real-life

looks like I caught myself a real-life carp

carp

carp I think I'm more of a pet goldfish you

I think I'm more of a pet goldfish you

I think I'm more of a pet goldfish you know what will look pretty in your fish

know what will look pretty in your fish

know what will look pretty in your fish tank yeah you look small like a bottom

tank yeah you look small like a bottom

tank yeah you look small like a bottom feeder to me oh I don't want no trouble

feeder to me oh I don't want no trouble

feeder to me oh I don't want no trouble too late dolly so what's your story

too late dolly so what's your story

too late dolly so what's your story entertain me

entertain me

entertain me oh it's a real big mistake some real bad

oh it's a real big mistake some real bad

oh it's a real big mistake some real bad fellas pinned a whole story on me on

fellas pinned a whole story on me on

fellas pinned a whole story on me on account I'm so small and helpless

account I'm so small and helpless

account I'm so small and helpless I ain't killed nobody or nothing

I ain't killed nobody or nothing

I ain't killed nobody or nothing just a little

just a little

just a little stabbing and shooting what anybody would

stabbing and shooting what anybody would

stabbing and shooting what anybody would have done

have done

have done well maybe you ain't such a little fish

well maybe you ain't such a little fish

well maybe you ain't such a little fish sounds like you're a big

sounds like you're a big

sounds like you're a big bad shark

bad shark

bad shark ain't no fish you're here

ain't no fish you're here

ain't no fish you're here because I didn't do nothing

oh that's my ukulele on I kind of I'm a

oh that's my ukulele on I kind of I'm a

oh that's my ukulele on I kind of I'm a rock and roll singer

rock and roll singer

rock and roll singer you ever really swung

you ever really swung

you ever really swung oh sure

my life's been nothing but one big song

my life's been nothing but one big song

my life's been nothing but one big song and dance

and dance

and dance oh don't forget get sore

oh don't forget get sore

oh don't forget get sore I'll play in my new song I was working

I'll play in my new song I was working

I'll play in my new song I was working on it in my head the whole time during

on it in my head the whole time during

on it in my head the whole time during my trial all the time the judge was

my trial all the time the judge was

my trial all the time the judge was yakking on about morals and society and

yakking on about morals and society and

yakking on about morals and society and not shooting bank tellers in the throat

not shooting bank tellers in the throat

not shooting bank tellers in the throat all the time I was thinking what rhymes

all the time I was thinking what rhymes

all the time I was thinking what rhymes with delinquent

with delinquent

with delinquent squint kind of does

squint kind of does

squint kind of does anyhow here's a song about how eyes

anyhow here's a song about how eyes

anyhow here's a song about how eyes double crossed

we was all in here together

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] double cross with friends like that you

double cross with friends like that you

double cross with friends like that you don't need enemies

[Music]

no matter what that match my

no matter what that match my

no matter what that match my fingerprints

fingerprints

fingerprints I'll just like

I'll just like

I'll just like to active

to active

to active double cross with friends like that you

double cross with friends like that you

double cross with friends like that you don't need enemies

don't need enemies

don't need enemies alive that ain't right

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] double crossed with friends like that

double crossed with friends like that

double crossed with friends like that you don't need enemies

[Music]

what do you think

what do you think

what do you think that wasn't half bad little minnow

that wasn't half bad little minnow

that wasn't half bad little minnow maybe you'd be all right

maybe you'd be all right

maybe you'd be all right hey what's with all these pictures of

hey what's with all these pictures of

hey what's with all these pictures of this old bet that's my ma what gave me

this old bet that's my ma what gave me

this old bet that's my ma what gave me pictures of her fainted face during my

pictures of her fainted face during my

pictures of her fainted face during my trial so I'd remember how nice home was

trial so I'd remember how nice home was

trial so I'd remember how nice home was lots of daddies and a smack in the mouth

lots of daddies and a smack in the mouth

lots of daddies and a smack in the mouth for Juni if she got in the way of Ma's

for Juni if she got in the way of Ma's

for Juni if she got in the way of Ma's next sap

next sap

next sap sure miss Ma she was a sweetheart yeah

sure miss Ma she was a sweetheart yeah

sure miss Ma she was a sweetheart yeah she looks like a real doll

she looks like a real doll

she looks like a real doll she had new teeth she'd be a dead ringer

she had new teeth she'd be a dead ringer

she had new teeth she'd be a dead ringer for my Rottweiler what I had as a kid

for my Rottweiler what I had as a kid

for my Rottweiler what I had as a kid God missed that dog she had moxie

God missed that dog she had moxie

God missed that dog she had moxie yeah

yeah

yeah sweet or ma miserable cow what kind of a

sweet or ma miserable cow what kind of a

sweet or ma miserable cow what kind of a ma gets on the stand and says my baby

ma gets on the stand and says my baby

ma gets on the stand and says my baby daughters are delinquent

daughters are delinquent

daughters are delinquent [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and a bad egg

and a bad egg

and a bad egg just so she don't get thrown in the

just so she don't get thrown in the

just so she don't get thrown in the clinker too

clinker too

clinker too ain't no loyalty

ain't no loyalty

ain't no loyalty I never saw that gun or that money or

I never saw that gun or that money or

I never saw that gun or that money or nothing I was duped yeah I know and I

nothing I was duped yeah I know and I

nothing I was duped yeah I know and I never said no house is on fire just to

never said no house is on fire just to

never said no house is on fire just to watch some pretty Flames either

watch some pretty Flames either

watch some pretty Flames either victims of a bunch of rats

just your own Ma

just your own Ma

just your own Ma chin up kid

chin up kid

chin up kid yeah take this candy bar what I stole

yeah take this candy bar what I stole

yeah take this candy bar what I stole off the Strangler and sell nine

off the Strangler and sell nine

off the Strangler and sell nine swell

swell

swell and every girl what's brave enough to

and every girl what's brave enough to

and every girl what's brave enough to steal candy from a Strangler

steal candy from a Strangler

steal candy from a Strangler we're going to be the best prison Pals

we're going to be the best prison Pals

we're going to be the best prison Pals ever

ever

ever I'll knock it off Seth give me a pain in

I'll knock it off Seth give me a pain in

I'll knock it off Seth give me a pain in the ear

it's a baby killer sure don't like

it's a baby killer sure don't like

it's a baby killer sure don't like raisins

raisins

raisins what you looking at

what you looking at

what you looking at not much don't stare like that somebody

not much don't stare like that somebody

not much don't stare like that somebody cut your face off

cut your face off

cut your face off the cheapest I need my face I bet no

sure

sure

sure let me have a raisins she ain't gonna

let me have a raisins she ain't gonna

let me have a raisins she ain't gonna use what I mean no no luck doll see

use what I mean no no luck doll see

use what I mean no no luck doll see she's fishing out all the raisins to

she's fishing out all the raisins to

she's fishing out all the raisins to make fine prison wine but don't worry so

make fine prison wine but don't worry so

make fine prison wine but don't worry so am I so Junie You're Gonna Save all your

am I so Junie You're Gonna Save all your

am I so Junie You're Gonna Save all your bread you're gonna put it all in our

bread you're gonna put it all in our

bread you're gonna put it all in our piss pot let it get moldy which since it

piss pot let it get moldy which since it

piss pot let it get moldy which since it already is ain't no trick

already is ain't no trick

already is ain't no trick then we're gonna let it sit in the John

then we're gonna let it sit in the John

then we're gonna let it sit in the John and in a month we'll be drunk as skunks

and in a month we'll be drunk as skunks

and in a month we'll be drunk as skunks every stinking day

every stinking day

every stinking day Vicky I don't think I could drink hoot

Vicky I don't think I could drink hoot

Vicky I don't think I could drink hoot straight from the crapper while you eat

straight from the crapper while you eat

straight from the crapper while you eat this crap and it's actual crap straight

this crap and it's actual crap straight

this crap and it's actual crap straight from the matron scrapper

from the matron scrapper

from the matron scrapper you know I think it is really

you know I think it is really

you know I think it is really don't eat the pudding

don't eat the pudding

don't eat the pudding gee Vicky you sure are smart you know

gee Vicky you sure are smart you know

gee Vicky you sure are smart you know everything

everything

everything yeah I know everything everything about

yeah I know everything everything about

yeah I know everything everything about being bad oh I don't think you're all

being bad oh I don't think you're all

being bad oh I don't think you're all bad

bad

bad and anyway it's a real bad world out

and anyway it's a real bad world out

and anyway it's a real bad world out there ain't it we didn't make it that

there ain't it we didn't make it that

there ain't it we didn't make it that way

way

way that's the truth kitten

that's the truth kitten

that's the truth kitten hey give me your raisins

anyway you gotta watch out though the

anyway you gotta watch out though the

anyway you gotta watch out though the Strangler and cell nine went deaf the

Strangler and cell nine went deaf the

Strangler and cell nine went deaf the last time we made this stuff and she

last time we made this stuff and she

last time we made this stuff and she tried to strangle me in the shower good

tried to strangle me in the shower good

tried to strangle me in the shower good thing I keep a shave in my hair dude

thing I keep a shave in my hair dude

thing I keep a shave in my hair dude because now that is deaf and blind

because now that is deaf and blind

because now that is deaf and blind in one eye what are you looking at

in one eye what are you looking at

in one eye what are you looking at absolutely nothing what

absolutely nothing what

absolutely nothing what oh

oh

oh foreign

she was greedy I bet

she was greedy I bet

she was greedy I bet are you girls

are you girls

are you girls you must be the new kid I'm Peggy

you must be the new kid I'm Peggy

you must be the new kid I'm Peggy you gonna eat that oh no go ahead I

you gonna eat that oh no go ahead I

you gonna eat that oh no go ahead I think it's spinach but it might be a

think it's spinach but it might be a

think it's spinach but it might be a pork chop it's awful nice to meet you so

pork chop it's awful nice to meet you so

pork chop it's awful nice to meet you so where's your Sidekick oh no it's ain't

where's your Sidekick oh no it's ain't

where's your Sidekick oh no it's ain't no sidekick of mine she just the pill

no sidekick of mine she just the pill

no sidekick of mine she just the pill Papa got stuck in my cell

Papa got stuck in my cell

Papa got stuck in my cell she's sleeping off the shakes I told the

she's sleeping off the shakes I told the

she's sleeping off the shakes I told the matron she has Lady pains oh those can

matron she has Lady pains oh those can

matron she has Lady pains oh those can be real serious I got a cousin had lady

be real serious I got a cousin had lady

be real serious I got a cousin had lady pain so bad she stabbed her old man 27

pain so bad she stabbed her old man 27

pain so bad she stabbed her old man 27 times

times

times she felt bad afterwards but it was the

she felt bad afterwards but it was the

she felt bad afterwards but it was the cramping that made her do it plus he run

cramping that made her do it plus he run

cramping that made her do it plus he run around on her a little you don't run

around on her a little you don't run

around on her a little you don't run around on a lady what's bleeding and got

around on a lady what's bleeding and got

around on a lady what's bleeding and got a knife ain't wise you got a sweetheart

a knife ain't wise you got a sweetheart

a knife ain't wise you got a sweetheart out there waiting for you what got the

out there waiting for you what got the

out there waiting for you what got the bun in your oven I got all sorts of mugs

bun in your oven I got all sorts of mugs

bun in your oven I got all sorts of mugs on the outside for messing around but I

on the outside for messing around but I

on the outside for messing around but I don't remember none of them knocking me

don't remember none of them knocking me

don't remember none of them knocking me up

up

up yeah lots of ladies don't remember all

yeah lots of ladies don't remember all

yeah lots of ladies don't remember all that kind of fuss I would have

that kind of fuss I would have

that kind of fuss I would have remembered on account I got a keen

remembered on account I got a keen

remembered on account I got a keen member

member

member you got to in my line I've been trained

you got to in my line I've been trained

you got to in my line I've been trained up by my mom for swiping and stashing

up by my mom for swiping and stashing

up by my mom for swiping and stashing valuable since I've been small and I

valuable since I've been small and I

valuable since I've been small and I knows right when I'm supposed to have

knows right when I'm supposed to have

knows right when I'm supposed to have been making this fat mess I was on the

been making this fat mess I was on the

been making this fat mess I was on the job real busy rolling some senior

job real busy rolling some senior

job real busy rolling some senior citizens for their trinkets

them all people are mean one day he sees

them all people are mean one day he sees

them all people are mean one day he sees a mark a real pruney old-timer wearing

a mark a real pruney old-timer wearing

a mark a real pruney old-timer wearing fancy pantsuit that's swell shoes

fancy pantsuit that's swell shoes

fancy pantsuit that's swell shoes hey pops he's slow as a dying Turtle

hey pops he's slow as a dying Turtle

hey pops he's slow as a dying Turtle what I figure I can steal them shoes get

what I figure I can steal them shoes get

what I figure I can steal them shoes get my hand in I said hey what do you want

my hand in I said hey what do you want

my hand in I said hey what do you want what I wanted was to get me a permanent

what I wanted was to get me a permanent

what I wanted was to get me a permanent wave that would look real good on you

wave that would look real good on you

wave that would look real good on you yeah

yeah

yeah the face for it

the face for it

the face for it anyway somebody else give me your shoes

anyway somebody else give me your shoes

anyway somebody else give me your shoes Old Timer my shoot

just then School Bus full of stinkers

just then School Bus full of stinkers

just then School Bus full of stinkers side swipes me

what the hey

what the hey

what the hey watch where you're going

she gone and dented my boss

dumb bad luck

all them screaming Brad said I murdered

all them screaming Brad said I murdered

all them screaming Brad said I murdered the old time and they shoved me in this

the old time and they shoved me in this

the old time and they shoved me in this Zoo

Zoo

Zoo sneaks learn some real good skills in

sneaks learn some real good skills in

sneaks learn some real good skills in here though I got big big plans anyway

here though I got big big plans anyway

here though I got big big plans anyway all that going on I didn't have no time

all that going on I didn't have no time

all that going on I didn't have no time for making no babies could be that baby

for making no babies could be that baby

for making no babies could be that baby is a miracle like Sunday school Jesus

is a miracle like Sunday school Jesus

is a miracle like Sunday school Jesus [Music]

[Music]

[Music] my mom was

my mom was

my mom was was a total virgin

was a total virgin

was a total virgin actually let me check on something did

actually let me check on something did

actually let me check on something did anyone up here order a baby

anyone up here order a baby

anyone up here order a baby I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry no one up here ordered a baby

no one up here ordered a baby

no one up here ordered a baby so if you can just run along there's

so if you can just run along there's

so if you can just run along there's nothing to see here

nothing to see here

nothing to see here except maybe my chest here

my bad

my bad

my bad I got a real sweet deal in here anyhow

I got a real sweet deal in here anyhow

I got a real sweet deal in here anyhow demetrian gives me extra slop and no

demetrian gives me extra slop and no

demetrian gives me extra slop and no scrubbing the crappers all I do is she

scrubbing the crappers all I do is she

scrubbing the crappers all I do is she sticks some needles in me and she plugs

sticks some needles in me and she plugs

sticks some needles in me and she plugs my head into a machine once a week to

my head into a machine once a week to

my head into a machine once a week to test the lump I don't mind I like being

test the lump I don't mind I like being

test the lump I don't mind I like being unconscious

unconscious

unconscious when this luggage is delivered she said

when this luggage is delivered she said

when this luggage is delivered she said she's going to sell it to some decent

she's going to sell it to some decent

she's going to sell it to some decent law-abiding citizens and I'll be free of

law-abiding citizens and I'll be free of

law-abiding citizens and I'll be free of this dump it sure is Big well there

this dump it sure is Big well there

this dump it sure is Big well there might be more than one in there

might be more than one in there

might be more than one in there where

where

where we hear it making a kissing noise

we hear it making a kissing noise

we hear it making a kissing noise yelping well maybe the Daddy's like a

yelping well maybe the Daddy's like a

yelping well maybe the Daddy's like a Pit Bull or a snake could be I mean you

Pit Bull or a snake could be I mean you

Pit Bull or a snake could be I mean you ain't real discriminate oh you think

ain't real discriminate oh you think

ain't real discriminate oh you think you're a comedian Vicky but you're as

you're a comedian Vicky but you're as

you're a comedian Vicky but you're as funny as a rotten rat or whatever's in

funny as a rotten rat or whatever's in

funny as a rotten rat or whatever's in there I bet it's real nice

there I bet it's real nice

there I bet it's real nice I feel it yeah

jeepers

jeepers

jeepers I think it punched me yeah it'll do that

I think it punched me yeah it'll do that

I think it punched me yeah it'll do that it ain't no

it ain't no

it ain't no oh here comes a mess I ain't staying the

oh here comes a mess I ain't staying the

oh here comes a mess I ain't staying the cleanup see you around girls

she owes me money I ain't no Santa Claus

she owes me money I ain't no Santa Claus

she owes me money I ain't no Santa Claus pills to no good like it's Christmas I

pills to no good like it's Christmas I

pills to no good like it's Christmas I want my money

wow wow wow

wow wow wow

wow wow wow gross the juicy tuna crawl back into

gross the juicy tuna crawl back into

gross the juicy tuna crawl back into your whole Janine Junior ain't your type

your whole Janine Junior ain't your type

your whole Janine Junior ain't your type she's still alive and got all the parts

she's still alive and got all the parts

she's still alive and got all the parts play nice Vicky

play nice Vicky

play nice Vicky I didn't kill all those people on

I didn't kill all those people on

I didn't kill all those people on purpose like I told the judge and acts

purpose like I told the judge and acts

purpose like I told the judge and acts as slippery and uncertain

as slippery and uncertain

as slippery and uncertain it could have fallen anywheres on

it could have fallen anywheres on

it could have fallen anywheres on anybody

Judy don't listen to this terrible girl

Judy don't listen to this terrible girl

Judy don't listen to this terrible girl I think he's a real criminal type it's

I think he's a real criminal type it's

I think he's a real criminal type it's real nice to meet you Janine and nice to

real nice to meet you Janine and nice to

real nice to meet you Janine and nice to meet you too

meet you too

meet you too I'm Barbara don't talk none after she

I'm Barbara don't talk none after she

I'm Barbara don't talk none after she ate them Girl Scouts she ate her own

ate them Girl Scouts she ate her own

ate them Girl Scouts she ate her own tongue too

tongue too

tongue too the dessert

the dessert

the dessert [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] gee it's real awful about your tongue

gee it's real awful about your tongue

gee it's real awful about your tongue Barbara that ain't so bad right Barbara

Barbara that ain't so bad right Barbara

Barbara that ain't so bad right Barbara but around here what I say goes so she'd

but around here what I say goes so she'd

but around here what I say goes so she'd almost need to say nothing

die fishes

die fishes

die fishes yeah I mean she ain't a real good

yeah I mean she ain't a real good

yeah I mean she ain't a real good speller but show them what you're good

speller but show them what you're good

speller but show them what you're good for Barbara

Barbara you got a lot of talent like an

Barbara you got a lot of talent like an

Barbara you got a lot of talent like an audience to something or a goat

audience to something or a goat

audience to something or a goat States in canes and trash too bad Bob or

States in canes and trash too bad Bob or

States in canes and trash too bad Bob or don't eat real trash we'd be rid of your

don't eat real trash we'd be rid of your

don't eat real trash we'd be rid of your mug gym I don't know who you calling

mug gym I don't know who you calling

mug gym I don't know who you calling trash fire bug

trash fire bug

trash fire bug if I wasn't a lady what's got Madness

if I wasn't a lady what's got Madness

if I wasn't a lady what's got Madness and was going to get out of here on real

and was going to get out of here on real

and was going to get out of here on real good behavior soon I'd have Barbara here

good behavior soon I'd have Barbara here

good behavior soon I'd have Barbara here carve you up like a chicken dinner

we're all just victims of fate and and

we're all just victims of fate and and

we're all just victims of fate and and Injustice and a cruel world we gotta

Injustice and a cruel world we gotta

Injustice and a cruel world we gotta stick together

stick together

stick together Vicky has been real swell she's showing

Vicky has been real swell she's showing

Vicky has been real swell she's showing me the ropes and and she showed me the

me the ropes and and she showed me the

me the ropes and and she showed me the showers and even she had her soap I bet

showers and even she had her soap I bet

showers and even she had her soap I bet she did I think he's a real Giver

she did I think he's a real Giver

she did I think he's a real Giver she shows all the girls the shower shut

she shows all the girls the shower shut

she shows all the girls the shower shut your fat trap Jimmy watch yourself or

your fat trap Jimmy watch yourself or

your fat trap Jimmy watch yourself or I'll slice up your lips and serve him to

I'll slice up your lips and serve him to

I'll slice up your lips and serve him to Barbara she likes people meet

hey Junie

hey Junie

hey Junie if you ever want to go clam digging let

if you ever want to go clam digging let

if you ever want to go clam digging let me know I'll let you borrow my shukka

me know I'll let you borrow my shukka

me know I'll let you borrow my shukka Janine

here

here

here that's real genuine of Janine to offer

that's real genuine of Janine to offer

that's real genuine of Janine to offer to take me digging

to take me digging

to take me digging yeah there's a lot of shellfish in this

yeah there's a lot of shellfish in this

yeah there's a lot of shellfish in this puddle Junie but they all gone bad hmm

puddle Junie but they all gone bad hmm

puddle Junie but they all gone bad hmm the crabs

the crabs

the crabs we still get those real easy

we still get those real easy

we still get those real easy too bad

too bad

too bad I love a juicy clam

I love a juicy clam

I love a juicy clam really

really

really me too

it's real peachy to see you Ma you look

it's real peachy to see you Ma you look

it's real peachy to see you Ma you look swell you look like a

swell you look like a

swell you look like a prison guard don't do nothing for you

prison guard don't do nothing for you

prison guard don't do nothing for you you bring the smokes what I asked for

you bring the smokes what I asked for

you bring the smokes what I asked for and the snacks he can make a lot of Pals

and the snacks he can make a lot of Pals

and the snacks he can make a lot of Pals in here with a moon pie and his eggnog

in here with a moon pie and his eggnog

in here with a moon pie and his eggnog yeah I bet you've already got a lot of

yeah I bet you've already got a lot of

yeah I bet you've already got a lot of Pals in here he's already real popular

Pals in here he's already real popular

Pals in here he's already real popular with garbage and bums I've always been

with garbage and bums I've always been

with garbage and bums I've always been real popular with lots of people on

real popular with lots of people on

real popular with lots of people on account I got a sunny disposition and a

account I got a sunny disposition and a

account I got a sunny disposition and a Wardrobe full of tight sweaters I tried

Wardrobe full of tight sweaters I tried

Wardrobe full of tight sweaters I tried to raise you up class

I never wanted no brat to feed but I

I never wanted no brat to feed but I

I never wanted no brat to feed but I give you a nice life I tried to learn

give you a nice life I tried to learn

give you a nice life I tried to learn you up good I gave you my youth and my

you up good I gave you my youth and my

you up good I gave you my youth and my wisdom

this world is full of

rat eat them

rat eat them

rat eat them don't you go trust them no regular rats

don't you go trust them no regular rats

don't you go trust them no regular rats with say pretty words it gives you

with say pretty words it gives you

with say pretty words it gives you pretty smiles

pretty smiles

pretty smiles they open your veins up what we're

they open your veins up what we're

they open your veins up what we're feeding their rat friends

feeding their rat friends

feeding their rat friends Love Is for Suckers and sacks and Mark

Love Is for Suckers and sacks and Mark

Love Is for Suckers and sacks and Mark they'll never get caught in a lot

they'll never get caught in a lot

they'll never get caught in a lot you ain't listening to nothing

you ain't listening to nothing

you ain't listening to nothing I'll give you everything

I'll give you everything

I'll give you everything what do I get for it

what do I get for it

what do I get for it nothing but Chase

what what could you been like that good

what what could you been like that good

what what could you been like that good girl across the street Jenny pinkers

girl across the street Jenny pinkers

girl across the street Jenny pinkers what was wool eyed she ain't done

what was wool eyed she ain't done

what was wool eyed she ain't done nothing but pray and wash your hands she

nothing but pray and wash your hands she

nothing but pray and wash your hands she never once showed up at the play yard

never once showed up at the play yard

never once showed up at the play yard with a bottle of vodka or sold her

with a bottle of vodka or sold her

with a bottle of vodka or sold her Underpants for smokes

that truck didn't even stop and all them

that truck didn't even stop and all them

that truck didn't even stop and all them people never got them cupcakes

people never got them cupcakes

people never got them cupcakes I bet she regrets all that crap now that

I bet she regrets all that crap now that

I bet she regrets all that crap now that she's dead I wish it had been you gee ma

she's dead I wish it had been you gee ma

she's dead I wish it had been you gee ma better dead in the street covered in

better dead in the street covered in

better dead in the street covered in icing than in a dump like this you don't

icing than in a dump like this you don't

icing than in a dump like this you don't know how it's been for me

know how it's been for me

know how it's been for me anyway you didn't like any of them

anyway you didn't like any of them

anyway you didn't like any of them Neighbors anyway

good job we're not doing nothing

[Music]

foreign

churched

oh

oh

oh really

really

really I thought all that was for suckers I got

I thought all that was for suckers I got

I thought all that was for suckers I got religion and I got me a man

religion and I got me a man

religion and I got me a man yeah

yeah

yeah you gotta SAP with a whole mess of dough

you gotta SAP with a whole mess of dough

you gotta SAP with a whole mess of dough because I could use a few bucks for

because I could use a few bucks for

because I could use a few bucks for making friends

making friends

making friends I think that kind of man this is

I think that kind of man this is

I think that kind of man this is business

business

business yeah what I said

yeah what I said

yeah what I said SAP with dough business

SAP with dough business

SAP with dough business I want to sell juny's story as a

I want to sell juny's story as a

I want to sell juny's story as a best-selling dime novel

best-selling dime novel

best-selling dime novel you want to have a go mister

you want to have a go mister

you want to have a go mister it's best if you're all respectable and

it's best if you're all respectable and

it's best if you're all respectable and Jesus loving that way it's more tragic

Jesus loving that way it's more tragic

Jesus loving that way it's more tragic that your only child is deadbeat praise

that your only child is deadbeat praise

that your only child is deadbeat praise him

so I've been churching I know all you

so I've been churching I know all you

so I've been churching I know all you gotta do

which you owe me on account of my

which you owe me on account of my

which you owe me on account of my suffering

I don't know oh come on what's the

I don't know oh come on what's the

I don't know oh come on what's the matter

matter

matter you're already a criminal and a menace

you're already a criminal and a menace

you're already a criminal and a menace and a what difference it make

and a what difference it make

and a what difference it make what's in it for you

what's in it for you

what's in it for you can homages lover Juni gee my guess

can homages lover Juni gee my guess

can homages lover Juni gee my guess but I don't think he should call the

but I don't think he should call the

but I don't think he should call the book bad Juni born for sin that don't

book bad Juni born for sin that don't

book bad Juni born for sin that don't make me sound nice at all oh put your

make me sound nice at all oh put your

make me sound nice at all oh put your sniping you gotta read it just sign on

sniping you gotta read it just sign on

sniping you gotta read it just sign on page five

page five

page five holy moly

holy moly

holy moly Keisha wants to pay out a lot of claims

Keisha wants to pay out a lot of claims

Keisha wants to pay out a lot of claims and it says here all these clams go

and it says here all these clams go

and it says here all these clams go right to you though well sure I mean you

right to you though well sure I mean you

right to you though well sure I mean you can't use the dough in this place I'm

can't use the dough in this place I'm

can't use the dough in this place I'm Gonna Keep it for you really yeah and

Gonna Keep it for you really yeah and

Gonna Keep it for you really yeah and then when you get out

then when you get out

then when you get out you and me we's gonna be a real family

you and me we's gonna be a real family

you and me we's gonna be a real family just like before

huh

huh

huh I must be remembering it different

I must be remembering it different

I must be remembering it different ain't nothing like a Mars love for her

ain't nothing like a Mars love for her

ain't nothing like a Mars love for her baby ain't nothing truer than a Ma's

baby ain't nothing truer than a Ma's

baby ain't nothing truer than a Ma's love for her baby sure

love for her baby sure

love for her baby sure I ain't gonna sign it though it don't

I ain't gonna sign it though it don't

I ain't gonna sign it though it don't feel right

feel right

feel right you don't care if I suffer

you don't care if I suffer

you don't care if I suffer of course I do

of course I do

of course I do I care no you don't don't you lie to me

I care no you don't don't you lie to me

I care no you don't don't you lie to me I know when you're lying I had taught

I know when you're lying I had taught

I know when you're lying I had taught you don't you try to shine me on you

you don't you try to shine me on you

you don't you try to shine me on you wouldn't even squeeze out a tear for me

wouldn't even squeeze out a tear for me

wouldn't even squeeze out a tear for me if I was lying get it or did you got a

if I was lying get it or did you got a

if I was lying get it or did you got a little hard of course I do but you're

little hard of course I do but you're

little hard of course I do but you're not dead and you're not in a ditch so

not dead and you're not in a ditch so

not dead and you're not in a ditch so what am I crying for you look fine but I

what am I crying for you look fine but I

what am I crying for you look fine but I ain't fine a little do that

ain't fine a little do that

ain't fine a little do that I mean what's going to happen to me how

I mean what's going to happen to me how

I mean what's going to happen to me how am I gonna make it out there in the

am I gonna make it out there in the

am I gonna make it out there in the meeting streets I don't know what to

meeting streets I don't know what to

meeting streets I don't know what to take care of me you'd let me starve your

take care of me you'd let me starve your

take care of me you'd let me starve your own mom I got this big opportunity for

own mom I got this big opportunity for

own mom I got this big opportunity for us to make some real dough and you won't

us to make some real dough and you won't

us to make some real dough and you won't care at all if I just did

don't you worry and I'm dead and gone

don't you worry and I'm dead and gone

don't you worry and I'm dead and gone you don't have to worry

you don't have to worry

you don't have to worry Crepes Mom all right all right I'll sign

Crepes Mom all right all right I'll sign

Crepes Mom all right all right I'll sign the papers

the papers

the papers good

I bet you this oh a Bible yeah you read

I bet you this oh a Bible yeah you read

I bet you this oh a Bible yeah you read it every day

right now

holy moly

holy moly

holy moly this helps them suckers what helps

this helps them suckers what helps

this helps them suckers what helps themselves I learned that church

themselves I learned that church

themselves I learned that church see

see

see thanks Ma I don't like that matron

thanks Ma I don't like that matron

thanks Ma I don't like that matron either

either

either [Music]

cockroaches get your lips off while

cockroaches get your lips off while

cockroaches get your lips off while you're sleeping your daddy had eyes like

you're sleeping your daddy had eyes like

you're sleeping your daddy had eyes like that shiny cockroach eyes

that shiny cockroach eyes

that shiny cockroach eyes which Daddy had eyes like that

which Daddy had eyes like that

which Daddy had eyes like that all of them

[Music]

do you have a an eight

what's that smell like a dead trout

what's that smell like a dead trout

what's that smell like a dead trout oh hello Vicky I see you bringing your

oh hello Vicky I see you bringing your

oh hello Vicky I see you bringing your new pet

new pet

new pet looks like you're losing your shirt Oh

looks like you're losing your shirt Oh

looks like you're losing your shirt Oh you mean the game you girls want in

you mean the game you girls want in

you mean the game you girls want in Barbara here cheats but ain't nobody

Barbara here cheats but ain't nobody

Barbara here cheats but ain't nobody want to see her in a skivvies anyway

want to see her in a skivvies anyway

want to see her in a skivvies anyway but you Joni

but you Joni

but you Joni I'd make sure you lost and won

I'd make sure you lost and won

I'd make sure you lost and won if you get my meaning

if you get my meaning

if you get my meaning it's a double meaning oh gee well we

it's a double meaning oh gee well we

it's a double meaning oh gee well we ain't here for no games Janine we got

ain't here for no games Janine we got

ain't here for no games Janine we got Hooch to trade

Hooch to trade

Hooch to trade what we made in the crapper turned out

what we made in the crapper turned out

what we made in the crapper turned out real nice don't taste much like rapper

real nice don't taste much like rapper

real nice don't taste much like rapper we also got this real nice quality nudie

we also got this real nice quality nudie

we also got this real nice quality nudie magazine what I found in the library

magazine what I found in the library

magazine what I found in the library behind some books about farm animals

behind some books about farm animals

behind some books about farm animals there's a real good one about baby lambs

there's a real good one about baby lambs

there's a real good one about baby lambs anyway that only has five stains in it

anyway that only has five stains in it

anyway that only has five stains in it not in the important parts

not in the important parts

not in the important parts oh a shopper well let me open the

oh a shopper well let me open the

oh a shopper well let me open the general store for you

general store for you

general store for you see with the smuggling Ferry bring us

see with the smuggling Ferry bring us

see with the smuggling Ferry bring us what's in your price range

what's in your price range

what's in your price range a couple of half smoke smokes

a couple of half smoke smokes

a couple of half smoke smokes picture of a cat wearing a dress

picture of a cat wearing a dress

picture of a cat wearing a dress oh

oh

oh can of cheese

can of cheese

can of cheese and a chocolate ball what's got nuts in

and a chocolate ball what's got nuts in

and a chocolate ball what's got nuts in it we didn't need any of that trashinene

it we didn't need any of that trashinene

it we didn't need any of that trashinene where's the real Goods oh you ain't got

where's the real Goods oh you ain't got

where's the real Goods oh you ain't got the scratch for the real merchandise

the scratch for the real merchandise

the scratch for the real merchandise unless you want to sell something bigger

did you know that uh before I was locked

did you know that uh before I was locked

did you know that uh before I was locked up in the pen I was the Snake Queen for

up in the pen I was the Snake Queen for

up in the pen I was the Snake Queen for the 53rd rattlesnake roundup

the 53rd rattlesnake roundup

the 53rd rattlesnake roundup got something

got something

got something it was

it was

it was you know the first thing you got to do

you know the first thing you got to do

you know the first thing you got to do to be head and skin a Western

to be head and skin a Western

to be head and skin a Western Diamondback is you gotta don't pop the

Diamondback is you gotta don't pop the

Diamondback is you gotta don't pop the bladder with the machete that gets messy

bladder with the machete that gets messy

bladder with the machete that gets messy you know it's not like the muskrats

you know it's not like the muskrats

you know it's not like the muskrats Canon Festival back in Maryland where

Canon Festival back in Maryland where

Canon Festival back in Maryland where the beauty pot and the skin and pot is

the beauty pot and the skin and pot is

the beauty pot and the skin and pot is separate you got to be a real knockout

separate you got to be a real knockout

separate you got to be a real knockout and you got to be able to get a snake

and you got to be able to get a snake

and you got to be able to get a snake lucky I was killing for years plus I got

lucky I was killing for years plus I got

lucky I was killing for years plus I got the Gams and the jugs so I won but then

the Gams and the jugs so I won but then

the Gams and the jugs so I won but then they went and found some human heads

they went and found some human heads

they went and found some human heads under my porch so they took my crown hey

under my porch so they took my crown hey

under my porch so they took my crown hey I earned that crown with my machete in

I earned that crown with my machete in

I earned that crown with my machete in my tit oh really that was real hard on

my tit oh really that was real hard on

my tit oh really that was real hard on me what are you doing later

me what are you doing later

me what are you doing later 25 to 30 years later

this way man

this way man

this way man [Music]

but I got regrets about not killing

but I got regrets about not killing

but I got regrets about not killing people smarter

people smarter

people smarter regret all that I mean she says that's

regret all that I mean she says that's

regret all that I mean she says that's not the same thing as being sorry but I

not the same thing as being sorry but I

not the same thing as being sorry but I am

am

am I'm real sorry I didn't lock up the

I'm real sorry I didn't lock up the

I'm real sorry I didn't lock up the basement better and had all those bodies

basement better and had all those bodies

basement better and had all those bodies better but I was just a kid

better but I was just a kid

better but I was just a kid I wasn't thinking

I wasn't thinking

I wasn't thinking you know if I had my way now that I know

you know if I had my way now that I know

you know if I had my way now that I know more

more

more I probably had the bodies under the

I probably had the bodies under the

I probably had the bodies under the cement or you know boil them down

cement or you know boil them down

cement or you know boil them down I got more ideas now sad

I got more ideas now sad

I got more ideas now sad you sure is a sensitive gal

you sure is a sensitive gal

you sure is a sensitive gal I like that

I like that

I like that I like that you got all your teeth

I like your tasty cream puff you have

I like your tasty cream puff you have

I like your tasty cream puff you have Vicky

give me a couple of licks and maybe we

give me a couple of licks and maybe we

give me a couple of licks and maybe we can make a deal

can make a deal

can make a deal I might have a box of matches I know you

I might have a box of matches I know you

I might have a box of matches I know you like them pretty Flames Junior ain't for

like them pretty Flames Junior ain't for

like them pretty Flames Junior ain't for sale we'll keep our Hooch well

sale we'll keep our Hooch well

sale we'll keep our Hooch well suit yourself chump

during you think about my deal

during you think about my deal

during you think about my deal you'll come around

you'll come around

you'll come around the pretty fish always do

the pretty fish always do

the pretty fish always do I get all the Finer Things here right

I get all the Finer Things here right

I get all the Finer Things here right Barbara

Barbara

Barbara huh

keep your claws away from Junie

keep your claws away from Junie

keep your claws away from Junie keep yapping trout someday soon you'll

keep yapping trout someday soon you'll

keep yapping trout someday soon you'll be eating up by all them sharks in the

be eating up by all them sharks in the

be eating up by all them sharks in the water I'll be seeing you Jimmy

thanks Vicky you're real swell

thanks Vicky you're real swell

thanks Vicky you're real swell too bad we didn't get no nothing for our

too bad we didn't get no nothing for our

too bad we didn't get no nothing for our coach though uh we got what we came for

coach though uh we got what we came for

coach though uh we got what we came for and that pig was sniffing around I

and that pig was sniffing around I

and that pig was sniffing around I snatched up a lighter and that I'm level

snatched up a lighter and that I'm level

snatched up a lighter and that I'm level duster and a shank you're a real

duster and a shank you're a real

duster and a shank you're a real sweetheart

sweetheart

sweetheart that's so much smarts

that's so much smarts

that's so much smarts I ain't really got smarts

I ain't really got smarts

I ain't really got smarts I got other things though

I got other things though

I got other things though don't you think

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[Music]

[Music] yes Matrix I don't mean to interrupt

yes Matrix I don't mean to interrupt

yes Matrix I don't mean to interrupt whatever it is you're doing over there

whatever it is you're doing over there

whatever it is you're doing over there just a moment yeah

yes Nancy

yes Nancy

yes Nancy I don't like the smell of this new fish

I don't like the smell of this new fish

I don't like the smell of this new fish June Butler yeah she won't Rubble me

June Butler yeah she won't Rubble me

June Butler yeah she won't Rubble me right

right

right I've seen a type before she's a killer

I've seen a type before she's a killer

I've seen a type before she's a killer shark what looks like a kitten

shark what looks like a kitten

shark what looks like a kitten she don't fool me she's a reprobate

she don't fool me she's a reprobate

she don't fool me she's a reprobate like all of our ladies here Lawless and

like all of our ladies here Lawless and

like all of our ladies here Lawless and without honor yeah she more repubated

without honor yeah she more repubated

without honor yeah she more repubated than some of them she's sneaky like

than some of them she's sneaky like

than some of them she's sneaky like and I don't like them sneaky types they

and I don't like them sneaky types they

and I don't like them sneaky types they make me get a hot itch

make me get a hot itch

make me get a hot itch you remember Marjorie mintons what we

you remember Marjorie mintons what we

you remember Marjorie mintons what we had in here what suffocated all her

had in here what suffocated all her

had in here what suffocated all her husbands while they were sleeping of

husbands while they were sleeping of

husbands while they were sleeping of course

course

course everyone loved Marjorie

everyone loved Marjorie

everyone loved Marjorie she had such a gentle quiet way

she had such a gentle quiet way

she had such a gentle quiet way yeah

yeah

yeah everybody sure liked Marjorie

everybody sure liked Marjorie

everybody sure liked Marjorie sweet as milk

you awake

until she suffocated a cell mates just

until she suffocated a cell mates just

until she suffocated a cell mates just for fun

she was very sorry afterward after she

she was very sorry afterward after she

she was very sorry afterward after she and I had our special talk

and I had our special talk

and I had our special talk she was sneaky like like that Juni the

she was sneaky like like that Juni the

she was sneaky like like that Juni the prettiest ones is always the ugliest

prettiest ones is always the ugliest

prettiest ones is always the ugliest inside

inside

inside I want you to know I'm keeping that Juni

I want you to know I'm keeping that Juni

I want you to know I'm keeping that Juni in my sights she ain't gonna open a lion

in my sights she ain't gonna open a lion

in my sights she ain't gonna open a lion lips for the lie cause I'll be listening

lips for the lie cause I'll be listening

lips for the lie cause I'll be listening cheek on a shifter Shifty eyeballs

cheek on a shifter Shifty eyeballs

cheek on a shifter Shifty eyeballs cause I'll be eyeballing the back

cause I'll be eyeballing the back

cause I'll be eyeballing the back but with Mo eyeball

but with Mo eyeball

but with Mo eyeball any move she making imma pounce on her

any move she making imma pounce on her

any move she making imma pounce on her like a wolf

like a wolf

like a wolf like a cheetah

like a cheetah

like a cheetah like half cheetah half wolf

like half cheetah half wolf

like half cheetah half wolf you ain't got nothing to worry about

you ain't got nothing to worry about

you ain't got nothing to worry about I come to tell you that nature

I come to tell you that nature

I come to tell you that nature I know Nancy I always appreciate your

I know Nancy I always appreciate your

I know Nancy I always appreciate your attention to detail

attention to detail

attention to detail I have a little something for you

happy birthday Nancy

yes I did

yes I did

yes I did oh God Lee matron matching sweaters for

oh God Lee matron matching sweaters for

oh God Lee matron matching sweaters for me and all my Dobermans

me and all my Dobermans

me and all my Dobermans the girls look swell

the girls look swell

the girls look swell gee

gee

gee I hope they fit I know they're getting

I hope they fit I know they're getting

I hope they fit I know they're getting so big and ferocious oh they kill us

so big and ferocious oh they kill us

so big and ferocious oh they kill us they are

they are

they are they love killing things them ladies

they love killing things them ladies

they love killing things them ladies they'll squeeze into these just perfect

they'll squeeze into these just perfect

they'll squeeze into these just perfect well I I hope so I crocheted them with

well I I hope so I crocheted them with

well I I hope so I crocheted them with my hook

my hook

my hook cheapest Matrix

cheapest Matrix

cheapest Matrix thanks again

thanks again

thanks again it really means something

it really means something

it really means something maybe just the best birthday gift ever

maybe just the best birthday gift ever

maybe just the best birthday gift ever you're welcome Nancy

you're welcome Nancy

you're welcome Nancy Nancy

Nancy

Nancy don't worry about June

don't worry about June

don't worry about June she will learn

she will learn

she will learn they always do

Bob

Bob

Bob seen you here and I thought that Bob is

seen you here and I thought that Bob is

seen you here and I thought that Bob is a deep pool above still Fountain you

a deep pool above still Fountain you

a deep pool above still Fountain you know a mystery

know a mystery

know a mystery I thought maybe you'd want this uh zagna

I thought maybe you'd want this uh zagna

I thought maybe you'd want this uh zagna what my mom brung me

what my mom brung me

what my mom brung me it's real swell to eat something that

it's real swell to eat something that

it's real swell to eat something that don't taste like feet

don't taste like feet

don't taste like feet oh no offense on a counter u8 feet and

oh no offense on a counter u8 feet and

oh no offense on a counter u8 feet and liked it I guess

liked it I guess

liked it I guess okay

okay

okay I guess people are always uh asking you

I guess people are always uh asking you

I guess people are always uh asking you all the time about eating up other

all the time about eating up other

all the time about eating up other people and I don't mean to pry none I

people and I don't mean to pry none I

people and I don't mean to pry none I guess I'm just wondering too about

guess I'm just wondering too about

guess I'm just wondering too about taste and texture details

taste and texture details

taste and texture details I will

huh

huh

huh I would have thought that eyeballs taste

I would have thought that eyeballs taste

I would have thought that eyeballs taste like oysters although I guess it don't

like oysters although I guess it don't

like oysters although I guess it don't surprise me none I never did like

surprise me none I never did like

surprise me none I never did like oysters I only had them once but it made

oysters I only had them once but it made

oysters I only had them once but it made me puke for three days I could never be

me puke for three days I could never be

me puke for three days I could never be a very good cannibal I got a delicate

a very good cannibal I got a delicate

a very good cannibal I got a delicate stomach

you know

you know

you know everybody around here is real scaredy

everybody around here is real scaredy

everybody around here is real scaredy you want to kind of eating people

they say you're a monster

they say you're a monster

they say you're a monster but but

but but

but but I ain't stand for that because I can see

I ain't stand for that because I can see

I ain't stand for that because I can see it you're no monster you're regular like

it you're no monster you're regular like

it you're no monster you're regular like anybody else

anybody else

anybody else and I for sure got a healthy respect for

and I for sure got a healthy respect for

and I for sure got a healthy respect for your killing abilities

but we've all done things that

but we've all done things that

but we've all done things that not everybody understands I mean

not everybody understands I mean

not everybody understands I mean everybody would kill somebody if they

everybody would kill somebody if they

everybody would kill somebody if they could and get away with it

could and get away with it

could and get away with it I mean I think deep down

I mean I think deep down

I mean I think deep down you've got to be sweet

you've got to be sweet

you've got to be sweet I sense that about you I bet you're a

I sense that about you I bet you're a

I sense that about you I bet you're a real kitten on the inside

oh

did you just eat your own finger

did you just eat your own finger

did you just eat your own finger um

I bet you feel real bad about that now

I bet you feel real bad about that now

I bet you feel real bad about that now I bet you feel real bad about them Girl

I bet you feel real bad about them Girl

I bet you feel real bad about them Girl Scouts too I bet you regret that real

Scouts too I bet you regret that real

Scouts too I bet you regret that real bad

bad

bad well still I like you Bob

you girls got to help me what was what's

you girls got to help me what was what's

you girls got to help me what was what's eating you you look like you've been

eating you you look like you've been

eating you you look like you've been chewed up and spit out

chewed up and spit out

chewed up and spit out no offense Barbara I've seen some I seen

no offense Barbara I've seen some I seen

no offense Barbara I've seen some I seen some so bad you know I hear that

some so bad you know I hear that

some so bad you know I hear that Janine's been looking for you she's

Janine's been looking for you she's

Janine's been looking for you she's itching for that money what you owe if I

itching for that money what you owe if I

itching for that money what you owe if I was you I'd make like a fat lip and

was you I'd make like a fat lip and

was you I'd make like a fat lip and split I was in the infirmary on account

split I was in the infirmary on account

split I was in the infirmary on account I'm sick I was looking for medicine I

I'm sick I was looking for medicine I

I'm sick I was looking for medicine I found that I was you mug I've been sick

found that I was you mug I've been sick

found that I was you mug I've been sick my whole life I got no Mama no rotten

my whole life I got no Mama no rotten

my whole life I got no Mama no rotten Daddy what left me she's disappeared

Daddy what left me she's disappeared

Daddy what left me she's disappeared like smoke you took himself in all the

like smoke you took himself in all the

like smoke you took himself in all the kitchen knives and he rode out of town

kitchen knives and he rode out of town

kitchen knives and he rode out of town oh no good crumb bum and I could have

oh no good crumb bum and I could have

oh no good crumb bum and I could have been a good girl if I hadn't been

been a good girl if I hadn't been

been a good girl if I hadn't been orphaned and and I still done nothing

orphaned and and I still done nothing

orphaned and and I still done nothing but be upstanding and regular and it

but be upstanding and regular and it

but be upstanding and regular and it don't matter because they stuffed me in

don't matter because they stuffed me in

don't matter because they stuffed me in this hole all because

this hole all because

this hole all because I needed some little blue pills

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oh hey is that a tuba I played one of

oh hey is that a tuba I played one of

oh hey is that a tuba I played one of those in high school yeah yeah

those in high school yeah yeah

those in high school yeah yeah um uh good I have a pickup for milkwood

um uh good I have a pickup for milkwood

um uh good I have a pickup for milkwood Lewis Thorazine Valium and chlorohydrate

Lewis Thorazine Valium and chlorohydrate

Lewis Thorazine Valium and chlorohydrate lithium

lithium

lithium dude don't forget the lithium

dude don't forget the lithium

dude don't forget the lithium lady paints

lady paints

lady paints I've already made it up right here

I've already made it up right here

I've already made it up right here huh

huh

huh oh

oh

oh it says the doctor does not approve and

it says the doctor does not approve and

it says the doctor does not approve and your insurance claim has been denied

must be a mistake no no there is no

must be a mistake no no there is no

must be a mistake no no there is no mistake that's impossible it is very

mistake that's impossible it is very

mistake that's impossible it is very clear both denied

um well I don't need I just I want to

um well I don't need I just I want to

um well I don't need I just I want to um I'm I'm casual it's not even it's not

um I'm I'm casual it's not even it's not

um I'm I'm casual it's not even it's not a you're not saying it well I what

a you're not saying it well I what

a you're not saying it well I what is that it doesn't you don't seem like

is that it doesn't you don't seem like

is that it doesn't you don't seem like you need drugs I just I need no I'm

you need drugs I just I need no I'm

you need drugs I just I need no I'm wicked we could we could

were you an athlete in high school women

were you an athlete in high school women

were you an athlete in high school women aren't athletes go ahead oh you're gonna

aren't athletes go ahead oh you're gonna

aren't athletes go ahead oh you're gonna wait are you crying like a woman does

wait are you crying like a woman does

wait are you crying like a woman does just here just grab it go ahead

did you steal it off a Drifter excuse me

did you steal it off a Drifter excuse me

did you steal it off a Drifter excuse me right here you know what you should get

right here you know what you should get

right here you know what you should get pregnant or be a typist or a teacher

that is not a tuba

that is not a tuba

that is not a tuba [Applause]

my whole life have been some kind of

my whole life have been some kind of

my whole life have been some kind of sick ain't nothing help but pills and

sick ain't nothing help but pills and

sick ain't nothing help but pills and powders and then bottles of Mother's

powders and then bottles of Mother's

powders and then bottles of Mother's happy Health tonics what I needs ah you

happy Health tonics what I needs ah you

happy Health tonics what I needs ah you lucks don't know nothing about Royce

lucks don't know nothing about Royce

lucks don't know nothing about Royce you gotta stop bawling you're gonna get

you gotta stop bawling you're gonna get

you gotta stop bawling you're gonna get yourself in a jam you got hysterics real

yourself in a jam you got hysterics real

yourself in a jam you got hysterics real bad no

bad no

bad no I seen Peggy yeah is she having babies I

I seen Peggy yeah is she having babies I

I seen Peggy yeah is she having babies I wanted to see them before they got sold

wanted to see them before they got sold

wanted to see them before they got sold oh babies that just swell any kind of

oh babies that just swell any kind of

oh babies that just swell any kind of babies yeah well that's the bad part

babies yeah well that's the bad part

babies yeah well that's the bad part these these babies are Peggy's they're

these these babies are Peggy's they're

these these babies are Peggy's they're right

right

right well all babies look like boiled cabbage

well all babies look like boiled cabbage

well all babies look like boiled cabbage when they come out

when they come out

when they come out no

no

no it was real wrong

it was real wrong

it was real wrong [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] foreign

we gotta do something

we gotta do something

we gotta do something Lois I had a pal back home and at a

Lois I had a pal back home and at a

Lois I had a pal back home and at a sixth grade birthday sleepover she drank

sixth grade birthday sleepover she drank

sixth grade birthday sleepover she drank a whole bottle of booze what her uncle's

a whole bottle of booze what her uncle's

a whole bottle of booze what her uncle's made in the basement with antifreeze now

made in the basement with antifreeze now

made in the basement with antifreeze now my pal thought that I was dancing

my pal thought that I was dancing

my pal thought that I was dancing rabbits trying to eat her

rabbits trying to eat her

rabbits trying to eat her I wasn't

I wasn't

I wasn't some real runs going on I tell you you

some real runs going on I tell you you

some real runs going on I tell you you kids got to help me these pills are

kids got to help me these pills are

kids got to help me these pills are doing a number on you Lois why don't you

doing a number on you Lois why don't you

doing a number on you Lois why don't you go back to your cell and put your head

go back to your cell and put your head

go back to your cell and put your head between your knees well no

between your knees well no

between your knees well no what are you mugs doing well hey Janine

what are you mugs doing well hey Janine

what are you mugs doing well hey Janine uh we used to conversing you know Bob

uh we used to conversing you know Bob

uh we used to conversing you know Bob here she's real swell don't nobody

here she's real swell don't nobody

here she's real swell don't nobody appreciate her swellness

appreciate her swellness

appreciate her swellness and Lois ain't feeling so good

and Lois ain't feeling so good

and Lois ain't feeling so good I bet she ain't I've been keeping an eye

I bet she ain't I've been keeping an eye

I bet she ain't I've been keeping an eye out for you Lois you hurt my feelings by

out for you Lois you hurt my feelings by

out for you Lois you hurt my feelings by avoiding me

avoiding me

avoiding me I thought we was Pals

yeah sure we is we was we used she I I I

yeah sure we is we was we used she I I I

yeah sure we is we was we used she I I I I I I I

I I I I

I I I I um and and and I got your money well

um and and and I got your money well

um and and and I got your money well that's swell news now we're best Pals

that's swell news now we're best Pals

that's swell news now we're best Pals hand it over oh I I got it on me

hand it over oh I I got it on me

hand it over oh I I got it on me um but I got oh I no it's not I don't

um but I got oh I no it's not I don't

um but I got oh I no it's not I don't keep them in there actually it's not in

keep them in there actually it's not in

keep them in there actually it's not in there either that nope not back there

there either that nope not back there

there either that nope not back there but but it's it's coming I got a fella

but but it's it's coming I got a fella

but but it's it's coming I got a fella on the outside

he's real gone on me and he says I'm

he's real gone on me and he says I'm

he's real gone on me and he says I'm bringing you the money next time I get

bringing you the money next time I get

bringing you the money next time I get visiting privileges on account of

visiting privileges on account of

visiting privileges on account of wanting to maybe marry you even take

wanting to maybe marry you even take

wanting to maybe marry you even take care of all your medicine needs

care of all your medicine needs

care of all your medicine needs gee that's sweet love is sweet

gee that's sweet love is sweet

gee that's sweet love is sweet but I've been hearing that sweet story

but I've been hearing that sweet story

but I've been hearing that sweet story for three weeks

for three weeks

for three weeks and I think maybe you're trying to con

and I think maybe you're trying to con

and I think maybe you're trying to con me is you trying to get smart and call

me is you trying to get smart and call

me is you trying to get smart and call me Louis no no I wouldn't do that this

me Louis no no I wouldn't do that this

me Louis no no I wouldn't do that this sap he's got a lot of money and um his

sap he's got a lot of money and um his

sap he's got a lot of money and um his his his old man is owns three donut

his his old man is owns three donut

his his old man is owns three donut shops you take me for some kind of Mark

shops you take me for some kind of Mark

shops you take me for some kind of Mark some kind of Sucker oh

some kind of Sucker oh

some kind of Sucker oh oh well I smell a con

oh well I smell a con

oh well I smell a con yeah

yeah

yeah you ain't got no sweetheart what kind of

you ain't got no sweetheart what kind of

you ain't got no sweetheart what kind of Donut King would want to have some lousy

Donut King would want to have some lousy

Donut King would want to have some lousy pill Papa like you

pill Papa like you

pill Papa like you you only dough Lois

you only dough Lois

you only dough Lois and you're gonna pay up nobody steals

and you're gonna pay up nobody steals

and you're gonna pay up nobody steals from me

from me

from me I'm good for it I'll get the dough oh

I'm good for it I'll get the dough oh

I'm good for it I'll get the dough oh yeah yeah you ain't he ain't though you

yeah yeah you ain't he ain't though you

yeah yeah you ain't he ain't though you ain't good for it

ain't good for it

ain't good for it go on Barbara teach Lois a lesson

go on Barbara teach Lois a lesson

go on Barbara teach Lois a lesson show us so she'll learn good I want to

show us so she'll learn good I want to

show us so she'll learn good I want to learn I don't like learning

learn I don't like learning

learn I don't like learning [Music]

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

for pink sticks girls why you gotta make

for pink sticks girls why you gotta make

for pink sticks girls why you gotta make a mess

saw anything huh

bums come on Lois

bums come on Lois

bums come on Lois Stitch you up at the infirmary matrons

Stitch you up at the infirmary matrons

Stitch you up at the infirmary matrons ain't gonna like this no no

[Music]

gotta eat me

gotta eat me

gotta eat me gee whiz Barbara I ain't never seen

gee whiz Barbara I ain't never seen

gee whiz Barbara I ain't never seen nothing like that

nothing like that

nothing like that that'll teach that pill Papa don't

that'll teach that pill Papa don't

that'll teach that pill Papa don't nobody try to Moonlight me

nobody try to Moonlight me

nobody try to Moonlight me yeah you know she better learn right but

yeah you know she better learn right but

yeah you know she better learn right but next time Barbara's gonna rip that fat

next time Barbara's gonna rip that fat

next time Barbara's gonna rip that fat mouth of hers off the you know what she

mouth of hers off the you know what she

mouth of hers off the you know what she pops the pills with

pops the pills with

pops the pills with oh gee that made me kind of hungry oh

oh gee that made me kind of hungry oh

oh gee that made me kind of hungry oh you want this sagna what my mom bring me

you want this sagna what my mom bring me

you want this sagna what my mom bring me you're a real small kid Junie

you're a real small kid Junie

you're a real small kid Junie we're gonna be great Pals

we're gonna be great Pals

we're gonna be great Pals come on kiddo you got work detail in

come on kiddo you got work detail in

come on kiddo you got work detail in three minutes

three minutes

three minutes I'll be seeing you pal yeah I gotta go

I'll be seeing you pal yeah I gotta go

I'll be seeing you pal yeah I gotta go gals

gals

gals they give me work in the laundry

they give me work in the laundry

they give me work in the laundry if you're late they make you scrub out

if you're late they make you scrub out

if you're late they make you scrub out Janine's unmentionables it takes hours

Janine's unmentionables it takes hours

Janine's unmentionables it takes hours to get that stink out shut your fat trap

to get that stink out shut your fat trap

to get that stink out shut your fat trap rat Barbara's always hungry

rat Barbara's always hungry

rat Barbara's always hungry ain't that right Barbara

hi

you like her

I know we could share

hello is this the Tannery

hello is this the Tannery

hello is this the Tannery yes I'm looking for some metallic

yes I'm looking for some metallic

yes I'm looking for some metallic leather straps with spikes

any metal we'll we'll do well the

any metal we'll we'll do well the

any metal we'll we'll do well the stronger the better

stronger the better

stronger the better that's right

that's right

that's right yes I'll hold

oh look here it's the pretty fish

oh look here it's the pretty fish

oh look here it's the pretty fish how you like imprison life

how you like imprison life

how you like imprison life well sucks I miss waffles how's your

well sucks I miss waffles how's your

well sucks I miss waffles how's your best pal Vicky Vicky she's swell

best pal Vicky Vicky she's swell

best pal Vicky Vicky she's swell she's more than a peach she's a plum you

she's more than a peach she's a plum you

she's more than a peach she's a plum you know she knows how to say I'll cut you

know she knows how to say I'll cut you

know she knows how to say I'll cut you in Mandarin

in Mandarin

in Mandarin her last cell mate was a Chinese

her last cell mate was a Chinese

her last cell mate was a Chinese poisoner

poisoner

poisoner nobody knows what happened to men

nobody knows what happened to men

nobody knows what happened to men [Music]

[Music]

[Music] one day she's teaching the baby killer

one day she's teaching the baby killer

one day she's teaching the baby killer to read pill bottles in the prison

to read pill bottles in the prison

to read pill bottles in the prison infirmary that room

[Music]

oh that's what that is

so when you're supposed to feel this

okay I'm just gonna give you

okay I'm just gonna give you

okay I'm just gonna give you anything

anything

anything no I'm gonna take them all really

not familiar

not familiar

not familiar refill

lithium is that good

lithium is that good

lithium is that good [Music]

I feel good

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] next day

next day

next day they find her foot in the first aid case

[Music]

you better watch your back I think he's

you better watch your back I think he's

you better watch your back I think he's a snake

bad

bad

bad she's real good on the inside I can see

she's real good on the inside I can see

she's real good on the inside I can see it

it

it sometimes

sometimes

sometimes looking at her and she's so pretty

looking at her and she's so pretty

looking at her and she's so pretty she makes my stomach turn inside out

she makes my stomach turn inside out

she makes my stomach turn inside out first couple times I thought it was the

first couple times I thought it was the

first couple times I thought it was the trots but now

trots but now

trots but now I think maybe it might be love

I think maybe it might be love

I think maybe it might be love same thing princess they both rip your

same thing princess they both rip your

same thing princess they both rip your insides out no

insides out no

insides out no after a while you can get over the

after a while you can get over the

after a while you can get over the troughs

troughs

troughs love makes you feel funny all the time

Vicky ain't got no time for me

Vicky ain't got no time for me

Vicky ain't got no time for me She's So Sophisticated she's a woman of

She's So Sophisticated she's a woman of

She's So Sophisticated she's a woman of the world

I ain't never been nowhere done nothing

I ain't never been nowhere done nothing

I ain't never been nowhere done nothing except stealing cars

except stealing cars

except stealing cars well there was this one time I did let

well there was this one time I did let

well there was this one time I did let Carl Trenton go up my blouse in his

Carl Trenton go up my blouse in his

Carl Trenton go up my blouse in his Chevy

Chevy

Chevy for science

for science

for science it was real boring

it was real boring

it was real boring but he seemed to like it

but he seemed to like it

but he seemed to like it he kept telling me

he kept telling me

he kept telling me could I eat a cigarette

could I eat a cigarette

could I eat a cigarette but it was the only thing keeping me

but it was the only thing keeping me

but it was the only thing keeping me awake I guess I'm unnatural I keep

awake I guess I'm unnatural I keep

awake I guess I'm unnatural I keep thinking if Vicky felt me up in a car

thinking if Vicky felt me up in a car

thinking if Vicky felt me up in a car she wouldn't smell like lunch meat

she wouldn't smell like lunch meat

she wouldn't smell like lunch meat she wouldn't keep talking my cousin Tina

she wouldn't keep talking my cousin Tina

she wouldn't keep talking my cousin Tina brazier

French kisser Bulldog for a nickel

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] that's because Vicky's so classy

that's because Vicky's so classy

that's because Vicky's so classy she sure is a real stand-up Dame the

she sure is a real stand-up Dame the

she sure is a real stand-up Dame the Vicky ain't no swell

Vicky ain't no swell

Vicky ain't no swell she's been around the block and she's a

she's been around the block and she's a

she's been around the block and she's a chewed up piece of meat

chewed up piece of meat

chewed up piece of meat she ain't like me I'm a real someone

she ain't like me I'm a real someone

she ain't like me I'm a real someone around the pen

around the pen

around the pen I got connections a girl like me could

I got connections a girl like me could

I got connections a girl like me could set you up real pretty you could be

set you up real pretty you could be

set you up real pretty you could be eating all the waffles you want

eating all the waffles you want

eating all the waffles you want and other things

you could be eating all kinds of tasty

you could be eating all kinds of tasty

you could be eating all kinds of tasty pastries

pastries

pastries I'm not just a pretty face

I'm not just a pretty face

I'm not just a pretty face I'm excellent tits too

I'm excellent tits too

I'm excellent tits too Steve Janine everybody knows you're a

Steve Janine everybody knows you're a

Steve Janine everybody knows you're a whole lot of pretty for sure

whole lot of pretty for sure

whole lot of pretty for sure but I think my heart's all swole up for

but I think my heart's all swole up for

but I think my heart's all swole up for Vicky

Vicky

Vicky I'm not a girl used to hearing no

I'm not a girl used to hearing no

I'm not a girl used to hearing no I wouldn't want to mess up that pretty

I wouldn't want to mess up that pretty

I wouldn't want to mess up that pretty little mouth

little mouth

little mouth but maybe you didn't hear me right the

but maybe you didn't hear me right the

but maybe you didn't hear me right the first time I said I wanted you little

first time I said I wanted you little

first time I said I wanted you little cuttlefish I'm the queen of this hole

cuttlefish I'm the queen of this hole

cuttlefish I'm the queen of this hole and all the holes in this hole

and all the holes in this hole

and all the holes in this hole hey scram

when I say swim goldfish you swim got it

when I say swim goldfish you swim got it

when I say swim goldfish you swim got it I say I want you as my tasty snack so

I say I want you as my tasty snack so

I say I want you as my tasty snack so nobody else gets to eat you understand

nobody else gets to eat you understand

nobody else gets to eat you understand get your paws off me Janine ain't

get your paws off me Janine ain't

get your paws off me Janine ain't nobody's snack cake yeah what well if

nobody's snack cake yeah what well if

nobody's snack cake yeah what well if you'll box your reason you cow you

you'll box your reason you cow you

you'll box your reason you cow you really think vicki'll die for you little

really think vicki'll die for you little

really think vicki'll die for you little cupcake

cupcake

cupcake is that a really worth getting your

is that a really worth getting your

is that a really worth getting your throat slipped while you had to ripped

throat slipped while you had to ripped

throat slipped while you had to ripped off your skullful

off your skullful

off your skullful sure I bet

sure I bet

sure I bet it takes your claws off Juni you muck

it takes your claws off Juni you muck

it takes your claws off Juni you muck you got nothing but talk Vicky I'll

you got nothing but talk Vicky I'll

you got nothing but talk Vicky I'll shove your tits right down your throat

shove your tits right down your throat

shove your tits right down your throat too bad just stink is stronger than your

too bad just stink is stronger than your

too bad just stink is stronger than your fists

fists

fists Come a Little Closer

Come a Little Closer

Come a Little Closer satisfying to watch your head crack open

satisfying to watch your head crack open

satisfying to watch your head crack open and all you know brains fall out not

and all you know brains fall out not

and all you know brains fall out not your name

your name

your name the only muscle you got is between your

the only muscle you got is between your

the only muscle you got is between your legs

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh

oh

oh this ain't over Becky as soon as I get

this ain't over Becky as soon as I get

this ain't over Becky as soon as I get my ear pop back on I'm coming for you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

you saved my life

you saved my life

you saved my life yeah ain't nothing

yeah ain't nothing

yeah ain't nothing he was like a superhero like Superman or

he was like a superhero like Superman or

he was like a superhero like Superman or the Green Lantern or something only if

the Green Lantern or something only if

the Green Lantern or something only if there was a lady and in prison for

there was a lady and in prison for

there was a lady and in prison for Austin

Austin

Austin I don't know what would have happened if

I don't know what would have happened if

I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't come in and rescued me Janine

you hadn't come in and rescued me Janine

you hadn't come in and rescued me Janine would have made you her old lady

would have made you her old lady

would have made you her old lady I hear she's got some real petite

I hear she's got some real petite

I hear she's got some real petite particular ways of

particular ways of

particular ways of a lot involving lunch

a lot involving lunch

a lot involving lunch Molly that ain't sanitary yeah she's a

Molly that ain't sanitary yeah she's a

Molly that ain't sanitary yeah she's a Pig

Pig

Pig yes I thought maybe she was nice I was

yes I thought maybe she was nice I was

yes I thought maybe she was nice I was giving her a chance

giving her a chance

giving her a chance because

because

because just because you kill people with an ax

just because you kill people with an ax

just because you kill people with an ax don't mean you're bad all the way I mean

don't mean you're bad all the way I mean

don't mean you're bad all the way I mean maybe you didn't mean to none or maybe

maybe you didn't mean to none or maybe

maybe you didn't mean to none or maybe those people need it

those people need it

those people need it he's not a nice ex murderer at all

he's not a nice ex murderer at all

he's not a nice ex murderer at all not like you Vicky

not like you Vicky

not like you Vicky the whole time that she was pushing up

the whole time that she was pushing up

the whole time that she was pushing up on me I told her I could never be

on me I told her I could never be

on me I told her I could never be romantic with her how could I

romantic with her how could I

romantic with her how could I when I got such big love for you

when I got such big love for you

when I got such big love for you know you just feeling loving on account

know you just feeling loving on account

know you just feeling loving on account and we punched the teeth out together

and we punched the teeth out together

and we punched the teeth out together it's natural it don't mean nothing no it

it's natural it don't mean nothing no it

it's natural it don't mean nothing no it ain't that it ain't like that it ain't

ain't that it ain't like that it ain't

ain't that it ain't like that it ain't blood lust or nothing

blood lust or nothing

blood lust or nothing I felt that before

one time in sixth grade I knocked a wind

one time in sixth grade I knocked a wind

one time in sixth grade I knocked a wind at a mid bunt watch you're nothing but

at a mid bunt watch you're nothing but

at a mid bunt watch you're nothing but trash uni Matilda Butler your mom gets

trash uni Matilda Butler your mom gets

trash uni Matilda Butler your mom gets naked for anybody who got dollar to

naked for anybody who got dollar to

naked for anybody who got dollar to boost her up that ain't nice and it's

boost her up that ain't nice and it's

boost her up that ain't nice and it's all lies my mom always charged eight

all lies my mom always charged eight

all lies my mom always charged eight dollars that she never got naked for

dollars that she never got naked for

dollars that she never got naked for less than 10.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] very impressive ladies

very impressive ladies

very impressive ladies smell like dog food later I let Sam

smell like dog food later I let Sam

smell like dog food later I let Sam binkins lift up my sweater

binkins lift up my sweater

binkins lift up my sweater but it was just the blood talking

but it was just the blood talking

but it was just the blood talking it don't mean nothing

it don't mean nothing

it don't mean nothing I never even liked Sam binkins

I never even liked Sam binkins

I never even liked Sam binkins I don't feel like that for you at all

I don't feel like that for you at all

I don't feel like that for you at all you can lift anything you want on me

you can lift anything you want on me

you can lift anything you want on me anytime my feelings are deep and real

anytime my feelings are deep and real

anytime my feelings are deep and real and whether we're covered up in bits of

and whether we're covered up in bits of

and whether we're covered up in bits of Janine's ear or not

Janine's ear or not

Janine's ear or not still feel it

still feel it

still feel it being around you

being around you

being around you is like falling into a

is like falling into a

is like falling into a warm black hole

warm black hole

warm black hole a warm

a warm

a warm wet hole

wet hole

wet hole a warm wet hole knock it off kid

a warm wet hole knock it off kid

a warm wet hole knock it off kid I don't stand for that much

I don't stand for that much

I don't stand for that much look you're a swell girl and you got a

look you're a swell girl and you got a

look you're a swell girl and you got a lot of charms but I don't go in for

lot of charms but I don't go in for

lot of charms but I don't go in for Dames no more

Dames no more

Dames no more this ghost is just a nice fight waiting

this ghost is just a nice fight waiting

this ghost is just a nice fight waiting to happen and then when you all sliced

to happen and then when you all sliced

to happen and then when you all sliced up for them they leave you some mug

up for them they leave you some mug

up for them they leave you some mug what's got a steady job and and all the

what's got a steady job and and all the

what's got a steady job and and all the time setting things on fire

time setting things on fire

time setting things on fire they got no loyalty I got loyalty Vicky

they got no loyalty I got loyalty Vicky

they got no loyalty I got loyalty Vicky can't you feel

you feel can't you feel all that

you feel can't you feel all that

you feel can't you feel all that loyalty

loyalty

loyalty [Music]

[Music]

[Music] seem off a while yeah everybody says

seem off a while yeah everybody says

seem off a while yeah everybody says that

that

that plus I'm real flexible

plus I'm real flexible

plus I'm real flexible and I got a tongue like a water snake

and I got a tongue like a water snake

and I got a tongue like a water snake [Music]

Nancy

Nancy

Nancy knew if I follow the smell of fresh

knew if I follow the smell of fresh

knew if I follow the smell of fresh blood I'd get my answers

blood I'd get my answers

blood I'd get my answers oh look at that could you rap Janine she

oh look at that could you rap Janine she

oh look at that could you rap Janine she bled all over my tits oh that blood will

bled all over my tits oh that blood will

bled all over my tits oh that blood will come right out just mix it with some

come right out just mix it with some

come right out just mix it with some warm water and ammonia you just don't

warm water and ammonia you just don't

warm water and ammonia you just don't want it to set you don't want to stain

want it to set you don't want to stain

want it to set you don't want to stain zip it fish oh shut your mouth permanent

zip it fish oh shut your mouth permanent

zip it fish oh shut your mouth permanent ain't no surprise to No One Vicky that

ain't no surprise to No One Vicky that

ain't no surprise to No One Vicky that you're the Mastermind to this crime she

you're the Mastermind to this crime she

you're the Mastermind to this crime she ain't done nothing I said stop it pigeon

ain't done nothing I said stop it pigeon

ain't done nothing I said stop it pigeon I seize what I cease come here you

in your hairdo

a chain in your brazier

pipe bomb in your underpants

the matron is going to be real

the matron is going to be real

the matron is going to be real disappointed in you

disappointed in you

disappointed in you come on Vicky

come on Vicky

come on Vicky you're gonna get some Rehabilitation

you're gonna get some Rehabilitation

you're gonna get some Rehabilitation from the matron

from the matron

from the matron God

God

God no Nancy

don't take Vicky she was just defending

don't take Vicky she was just defending

don't take Vicky she was just defending me and saving my virtue besides Janine

me and saving my virtue besides Janine

me and saving my virtue besides Janine ain't dead or nothing she's still got

ain't dead or nothing she's still got

ain't dead or nothing she's still got the good part of Maria the whole what

the good part of Maria the whole what

the good part of Maria the whole what she hears out you don't fool me I seen

she hears out you don't fool me I seen

she hears out you don't fool me I seen your type before

your type before

your type before oh good smells and

oh good smells and

oh good smells and soft fingers

soft fingers

soft fingers but underneath your stinking trash ain't

but underneath your stinking trash ain't

but underneath your stinking trash ain't nothing you can say to me baby face

nothing you can say to me baby face

nothing you can say to me baby face the matron is going to reform Vicki real

the matron is going to reform Vicki real

the matron is going to reform Vicki real good

[Music]

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky I'm deeply disappointed to see you you

I'm deeply disappointed to see you you

I'm deeply disappointed to see you you and me both Mason such a yacht mutt for

and me both Mason such a yacht mutt for

and me both Mason such a yacht mutt for our muzzle yeah Vicky here at Marketa

our muzzle yeah Vicky here at Marketa

our muzzle yeah Vicky here at Marketa women's prison I pride myself on our

women's prison I pride myself on our

women's prison I pride myself on our lady criminal and degenerate women

lady criminal and degenerate women

lady criminal and degenerate women rehabilitation program

rehabilitation program

rehabilitation program I have released 140 women into the

I have released 140 women into the

I have released 140 women into the workforce women like you murderers

workforce women like you murderers

workforce women like you murderers thieves women of questionable virtue

thieves women of questionable virtue

thieves women of questionable virtue after my rejuvenating treatments they

after my rejuvenating treatments they

after my rejuvenating treatments they have all become moral citizens

have all become moral citizens

have all become moral citizens my ladies have careers why some of my

my ladies have careers why some of my

my ladies have careers why some of my lady criminals are employed as research

lady criminals are employed as research

lady criminals are employed as research subjects in state sanitariums and some

subjects in state sanitariums and some

subjects in state sanitariums and some even provide janitorial services for

even provide janitorial services for

even provide janitorial services for multinational industrial Hog Farms think

multinational industrial Hog Farms think

multinational industrial Hog Farms think of that

of that

of that you will leave my prison changed

you will leave my prison changed

you will leave my prison changed Victoria

Victoria

Victoria changed and ready to Aid your country I

changed and ready to Aid your country I

changed and ready to Aid your country I ain't gonna live in a loony bin a

ain't gonna live in a loony bin a

ain't gonna live in a loony bin a cleanup after bacon lady

cleanup after bacon lady

cleanup after bacon lady so just put me in the hole and let's get

so just put me in the hole and let's get

so just put me in the hole and let's get it done with I got a good choke chain I

it done with I got a good choke chain I

it done with I got a good choke chain I male ordered it top of the line real

male ordered it top of the line real

male ordered it top of the line real quality I could strangle up a little no

quality I could strangle up a little no

quality I could strangle up a little no Nancy

Nancy

Nancy thank you Nancy

thank you Nancy

thank you Nancy you're always so lovely and thoughtful

you're always so lovely and thoughtful

you're always so lovely and thoughtful I'm going to make a special note in your

I'm going to make a special note in your

I'm going to make a special note in your file

file

file now today I'd like to try out our new

now today I'd like to try out our new

now today I'd like to try out our new laboratory equipment

laboratory equipment

laboratory equipment got it all hooked up for you is matron

got it all hooked up for you is matron

got it all hooked up for you is matron not his wise and thingamajigs I was so

not his wise and thingamajigs I was so

not his wise and thingamajigs I was so disappointed in that Atomic lobotomizer

disappointed in that Atomic lobotomizer

disappointed in that Atomic lobotomizer we ordered from Sweden last summer it

we ordered from Sweden last summer it

we ordered from Sweden last summer it just melted men right down

just melted men right down

just melted men right down you remember men the Chinese poisoner

you remember men the Chinese poisoner

you remember men the Chinese poisoner don't you Vicky

don't you Vicky

don't you Vicky you take me here

oh oh yeah here here

oh oh yeah here here

oh oh yeah here here not to heaven but

I'm sorry but I had no idea what you

I'm sorry but I had no idea what you

I'm sorry but I had no idea what you were talking about

foreign

[Music]

she was a real swell kid

she was a real swell kid

she was a real swell kid real secret of life but never once did

real secret of life but never once did

real secret of life but never once did she try to offer me to steal my smokes I

she try to offer me to steal my smokes I

she try to offer me to steal my smokes I knew the baby killer wouldn't have done

knew the baby killer wouldn't have done

knew the baby killer wouldn't have done her in

her in

her in the baby kennel loves everybody

the baby kennel loves everybody

the baby kennel loves everybody except for babies yes I've been doing

except for babies yes I've been doing

except for babies yes I've been doing cleansing restorative treatments for

cleansing restorative treatments for

cleansing restorative treatments for years

years

years I've had successes

I've had successes

I've had successes but science is a Fickle mistress and

but science is a Fickle mistress and

but science is a Fickle mistress and some dismemberment is to be expected

some dismemberment is to be expected

some dismemberment is to be expected get me the helmet Nancy

no

no

no no see that it's not supposed to fit

no see that it's not supposed to fit

no see that it's not supposed to fit Loosely according to the manual

Loosely according to the manual

Loosely according to the manual yeah

yeah

yeah now I press this little silver buttons

now I press this little silver buttons

now I press this little silver buttons and all your defilements and filth will

and all your defilements and filth will

and all your defilements and filth will be wiped clean

be wiped clean

be wiped clean don't you want to be clean to look out

don't you want to be clean to look out

don't you want to be clean to look out into the world and see open faces

into the world and see open faces

into the world and see open faces welcoming hands the calm quiet of

welcoming hands the calm quiet of

welcoming hands the calm quiet of ordinary

ordinary

ordinary don't you want to wash off the bad smell

don't you want to wash off the bad smell

don't you want to wash off the bad smell the smell of your disease and perversion

the smell of your disease and perversion

the smell of your disease and perversion you could have a husband and a waffle

you could have a husband and a waffle

you could have a husband and a waffle iron

iron

iron sleep all of the time

sleep all of the time

sleep all of the time sleep with your eyes wide open

when she wakes up she'll be like a baby

when she wakes up she'll be like a baby

when she wakes up she'll be like a baby lamb is her head supposed to be leaking

lamb is her head supposed to be leaking

lamb is her head supposed to be leaking like that

like that

like that it doesn't say in the booklet does it

it doesn't say in the booklet does it

it doesn't say in the booklet does it nah you want us to drag her back to

nah you want us to drag her back to

nah you want us to drag her back to herself

herself

herself not just yet let's let her drain a bit

not just yet let's let her drain a bit

not just yet let's let her drain a bit Down Nancy

Down Nancy

Down Nancy would you like a muffin

would you like a muffin

would you like a muffin I keep some in my desk for just such a

I keep some in my desk for just such a

I keep some in my desk for just such a moment

moment

moment science is taxing sure

science is taxing sure

science is taxing sure would you assist me

did I ever tell you the story of my

did I ever tell you the story of my

did I ever tell you the story of my stump Nancy no matron I'll even notice

stump Nancy no matron I'll even notice

stump Nancy no matron I'll even notice you're crippled on a couch you got such

you're crippled on a couch you got such

you're crippled on a couch you got such a swell on the arm thank you Nancy

a swell on the arm thank you Nancy

a swell on the arm thank you Nancy it happened when I was a girl

my mother died when I was eight of

my mother died when I was eight of

my mother died when I was eight of Melancholia

Melancholia

Melancholia and advanced gum disease

I have one last thing to impart

I have one last thing to impart

I have one last thing to impart before my impending doom

please

please

please floss

my father owned a chemical company that

my father owned a chemical company that

my father owned a chemical company that made industrial solvents so

made industrial solvents so

made industrial solvents so I was raised by my nanny

I was raised by my nanny

I was raised by my nanny zwilder

zwilder

zwilder swilde spoke very little English and was

swilde spoke very little English and was

swilde spoke very little English and was prone to rashes

prone to rashes

prone to rashes she tended to me while father traveled

she tended to me while father traveled

she tended to me while father traveled the world

the world

the world [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I had no friends except swilde and she

I had no friends except swilde and she

I had no friends except swilde and she was far too itchy to play Candyland

you have made it to the peppermint

you have made it to the peppermint

you have made it to the peppermint Forest move your game piece

Forest move your game piece

Forest move your game piece [Music]

[Music]

[Music] it's real tragic

yes

then what happened

then what happened

then what happened well then some years later after a very

well then some years later after a very

well then some years later after a very successful trip to India where father

successful trip to India where father

successful trip to India where father mined for sulfur in the native temples

mined for sulfur in the native temples

mined for sulfur in the native temples he gifted me my monkey

Tammy

Tammy was a beautiful soft brown monkey

Tammy was a beautiful soft brown monkey

Tammy was a beautiful soft brown monkey with eyes like an otter Tammy was my

with eyes like an otter Tammy was my

with eyes like an otter Tammy was my only childhood friend

only childhood friend

only childhood friend I dressed her as a glamorous lady in a

I dressed her as a glamorous lady in a

I dressed her as a glamorous lady in a sapphire blue evening gown

sapphire blue evening gown

sapphire blue evening gown in lavender chiffon and an opera cake

in lavender chiffon and an opera cake

in lavender chiffon and an opera cake she was such a beautiful monkey

she was such a beautiful monkey

she was such a beautiful monkey we loved each other

every night she slept curled against my

every night she slept curled against my

every night she slept curled against my neck

neck

neck I preened her fur for nits and she

I preened her fur for nits and she

I preened her fur for nits and she clicked her teeth soothingly into my ear

clicked her teeth soothingly into my ear

clicked her teeth soothingly into my ear [Music]

[Music]

[Music] would you like some formage Tammy

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] then one balmy summer day

then one balmy summer day

then one balmy summer day swilde was covering her flaking skin

swilde was covering her flaking skin

swilde was covering her flaking skin with Calamine and Tammy was eating her

with Calamine and Tammy was eating her

with Calamine and Tammy was eating her usual breakfast of wolf spiders and grub

usual breakfast of wolf spiders and grub

usual breakfast of wolf spiders and grub worms she seemed seem happy

she seemed so happy

I got you a brand new Snow Leopard coat

I got you a brand new Snow Leopard coat

I got you a brand new Snow Leopard coat Tammy I can't wait to see you put it on

[Music]

foreign

I said I bought you a coat Tammy

you are a very naughty monkey and should

you are a very naughty monkey and should

you are a very naughty monkey and should be punished

be punished

be punished there'll be no flinging feces of the

there'll be no flinging feces of the

there'll be no flinging feces of the kitchen staff until you shape up

kitchen staff until you shape up

kitchen staff until you shape up then

then

then I'm simply urinated unsweilder

suddenly she was on me

suddenly she was on me

suddenly she was on me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] a monkey she's sinking into my shoulder

a monkey she's sinking into my shoulder

a monkey she's sinking into my shoulder I felt heat and then blackness

I felt heat and then blackness

I felt heat and then blackness when I woke up

when I woke up

when I woke up I had no arm just an empty sleeve

I convalesced and learned to use my hook

[Music]

Tammy wanted to be free

Tammy wanted to be free

Tammy wanted to be free she wanted to wear turbans and roll on

she wanted to wear turbans and roll on

she wanted to wear turbans and roll on the south lawn but I had learned a

the south lawn but I had learned a

the south lawn but I had learned a little something

little something

little something I had learned what we all must learn

I had learned what we all must learn

I had learned what we all must learn from monkeys and degenerate women like

from monkeys and degenerate women like

from monkeys and degenerate women like Vicky

Vicky

Vicky wild animals must be caged they must be

wild animals must be caged they must be

wild animals must be caged they must be caged and controlled they can never be

caged and controlled they can never be

caged and controlled they can never be trusted never loved unless

trusted never loved unless

trusted never loved unless we can cure them

we can cure them

we can cure them science

does it hurt much yeah it stings it

does it hurt much yeah it stings it

does it hurt much yeah it stings it stings

stings

stings interestingly Tammy's urine completely

interestingly Tammy's urine completely

interestingly Tammy's urine completely cured swilde of her terrible itch

father began harvesting and packaging it

father began harvesting and packaging it

father began harvesting and packaging it as a cream

[Music]

until her death

until her death

until her death I used Tammy's urine cream on my Eczema

I used Tammy's urine cream on my Eczema

I used Tammy's urine cream on my Eczema every day

every day

every day still we mustn't get soft with old

still we mustn't get soft with old

still we mustn't get soft with old memories

memories

memories Tammy died pacing in a cage

Tammy died pacing in a cage

Tammy died pacing in a cage just as the animals here will die in

just as the animals here will die in

just as the animals here will die in their cages yeah we gotta keep them

their cages yeah we gotta keep them

their cages yeah we gotta keep them burning in their traps or else they be

burning in their traps or else they be

burning in their traps or else they be spreading disease everywhere unless we

spreading disease everywhere unless we

spreading disease everywhere unless we help them

help them

help them and we are we are helping them Nancy

and we are we are helping them Nancy

and we are we are helping them Nancy you know them fancy big Deals they come

you know them fancy big Deals they come

you know them fancy big Deals they come in to visit the prison next week

in to visit the prison next week

in to visit the prison next week they'll be real impressed

they'll be real impressed

they'll be real impressed maybe you get an award for smarts

maybe you get an award for smarts

maybe you get an award for smarts to serve humanity is its own reward

to serve humanity is its own reward

to serve humanity is its own reward someday using science We Will Conquer

someday using science We Will Conquer

someday using science We Will Conquer evil and unwholesomeness and filth

evil and unwholesomeness and filth

evil and unwholesomeness and filth until then

until then

until then we must remember those ladies are wild

we must remember those ladies are wild

we must remember those ladies are wild animals and be ever Vigilant against our

animals and be ever Vigilant against our

animals and be ever Vigilant against our own soft hearts

another muffin Nancy

hey Vicky you don't look so swell what'd

hey Vicky you don't look so swell what'd

hey Vicky you don't look so swell what'd you do to her she's all right say

you do to her she's all right say

you do to her she's all right say something

you're red you take her

you're red you take her

you're red you take her that chunky stuff's running out of her

that chunky stuff's running out of her

that chunky stuff's running out of her ears is sticking to my uniform

ears is sticking to my uniform

ears is sticking to my uniform and that keeps a real neat uniform

Vicky

Vicky

Vicky oh Vicky

oh Vicky

oh Vicky I'll fix you up

I'll fix you up

I'll fix you up don't you worry we'll get you fixed up

don't you worry we'll get you fixed up

don't you worry we'll get you fixed up with this one time

with this one time

with this one time when I was in the first grade

when I was in the first grade

when I was in the first grade I got shot stealing a bottle of whiskey

I got shot stealing a bottle of whiskey

I got shot stealing a bottle of whiskey from the old lady what ran the corner

from the old lady what ran the corner

from the old lady what ran the corner store

it hurt pretty bad

it hurt pretty bad

it hurt pretty bad and I bled through my best winter coat

and I bled through my best winter coat

and I bled through my best winter coat but it was for my sweet old mom for

but it was for my sweet old mom for

but it was for my sweet old mom for Pearl Harbor Day

Pearl Harbor Day

Pearl Harbor Day she was real appreciative

she was real appreciative

she was real appreciative on a county nobody loved whiskey or Hate

on a county nobody loved whiskey or Hate

on a county nobody loved whiskey or Hate Old People more than my mom

Old People more than my mom

Old People more than my mom and then she sang me a song about making

and then she sang me a song about making

and then she sang me a song about making them crumb bums pay

them crumb bums pay

them crumb bums pay fixed me right up

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] on account there ain't no better

on account there ain't no better

on account there ain't no better medicine

medicine

medicine than revenge

friends and me we had so many good times

friends and me we had so many good times

friends and me we had so many good times Robin liquor stores and starting fires

guess I should have known that the party

guess I should have known that the party

guess I should have known that the party wouldn't last

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] solid brick and nothing much to do but

solid brick and nothing much to do but

solid brick and nothing much to do but said anything

said anything

said anything thank you

thank you

thank you and nowadays I find that those friends

and nowadays I find that those friends

and nowadays I find that those friends are often on my mind when I get out the

are often on my mind when I get out the

are often on my mind when I get out the first thing I'll do is

first thing I'll do is

first thing I'll do is [Music]

[Music]

[Music] today

you are now I hope you have

you are now I hope you have

you are now I hope you have I hope you're luck great big barrel of

I hope you're luck great big barrel of

I hope you're luck great big barrel of fun

fun

fun don't you waste a minute

[Music]

be wise to betrayed

be wise to betrayed

be wise to betrayed [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

Jenny

oh thank you

oh thank you

oh thank you I knew you get woke up

I knew you get woke up

I knew you get woke up you're gonna be all right

you're gonna be all right

you're gonna be all right you see you lost some brain

you see you lost some brain

you see you lost some brain and since he was only medium smart to

and since he was only medium smart to

and since he was only medium smart to start with that's a real long thing

start with that's a real long thing

start with that's a real long thing what did he do

what did he do

what did he do I know she is still in place

I know she is still in place

I know she is still in place let me check

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] rubs in

rubs in

rubs in [Music]

[Music]

[Music] dreams and opens the skies

dreams and opens the skies

dreams and opens the skies I realized

losing it all and build your eyes and

losing it all and build your eyes and

losing it all and build your eyes and through

through

through all this far

all this far

all this far [Music]

fall

fall

fall in me

in me

in me breathe me into your skin

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the pulse of your glowing Embrace and

the pulse of your glowing Embrace and

the pulse of your glowing Embrace and through all this fog we shout to each

through all this fog we shout to each

through all this fog we shout to each other with love

other with love

other with love [Music]

oh my

oh my

oh my [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] God

we gotta quit this place in fast uni

we gotta quit this place in fast uni

we gotta quit this place in fast uni that made Trent's gonna murder us

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] thank you

thank you

thank you [Music]

foreign

I hope that Postman handled my packages

I hope that Postman handled my packages

I hope that Postman handled my packages of care I don't like to think about that

of care I don't like to think about that

of care I don't like to think about that man putting his hands all on your

man putting his hands all on your

man putting his hands all on your personal correspondence

personal correspondence

personal correspondence oh this package came too it looks

oh this package came too it looks

oh this package came too it looks foreign

foreign

foreign look from France I ordered it for our

look from France I ordered it for our

look from France I ordered it for our talent show gee that's real class ain't

talent show gee that's real class ain't

talent show gee that's real class ain't nobody gonna be watching them monsters

nobody gonna be watching them monsters

nobody gonna be watching them monsters when they see you got this snazzy glove

when they see you got this snazzy glove

when they see you got this snazzy glove on

Nancy remove your hands from my

Nancy remove your hands from my

Nancy remove your hands from my artificial limb

oh Jimmy matron I'm sorry I didn't I

oh Jimmy matron I'm sorry I didn't I

oh Jimmy matron I'm sorry I didn't I didn't mean to get out I wasn't trying

didn't mean to get out I wasn't trying

didn't mean to get out I wasn't trying to do nothing get out

get out

[Music]

foreign

cake the strangle is my brunga it was an

cake the strangle is my brunga it was an

cake the strangle is my brunga it was an ice box

ice box

ice box I pulled out the Crowbar she baked in

I pulled out the Crowbar she baked in

I pulled out the Crowbar she baked in the middle you want to slice

the middle you want to slice

the middle you want to slice it's got buttercream frosting

it's got buttercream frosting

it's got buttercream frosting I know don't fix what I did

I know don't fix what I did

I know don't fix what I did make what I've done any better but

make what I've done any better but

make what I've done any better but if you want

if you want

if you want you should punish me

you should punish me

you should punish me I got a real fear of spiders

I got a real fear of spiders

I got a real fear of spiders and I'm allergic to peanut butter

and I'm allergic to peanut butter

and I'm allergic to peanut butter I might have seizures you only gotta put

I might have seizures you only gotta put

I might have seizures you only gotta put a stick in my mouth and hardly notice

a stick in my mouth and hardly notice

a stick in my mouth and hardly notice [Music]

[Music]

[Music] give me the cake

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] sit down Nancy

sit down Nancy

sit down Nancy [Music]

[Music]

oh Barbara I told you I don't want to do

oh Barbara I told you I don't want to do

oh Barbara I told you I don't want to do no ballet dance moves at the prison

no ballet dance moves at the prison

no ballet dance moves at the prison talent show like last year ballet's a

talent show like last year ballet's a

talent show like last year ballet's a snore and you know it

snore and you know it

snore and you know it I want to do something with some kick

I want to do something with some kick

I want to do something with some kick [Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah yeah teach me that

yeah yeah teach me that

yeah yeah teach me that oh you look sweet that's got too many

oh you look sweet that's got too many

oh you look sweet that's got too many moves you got to do less moves you freak

moves you got to do less moves you freak

moves you got to do less moves you freak or I'm gonna trip on my tits

or I'm gonna trip on my tits

or I'm gonna trip on my tits [Music]

I'm gonna show them gals this year every

I'm gonna show them gals this year every

I'm gonna show them gals this year every year them Petty offenders and cell block

year them Petty offenders and cell block

year them Petty offenders and cell block do you stick their noses up at us

do you stick their noses up at us

do you stick their noses up at us murderers and stranglers and every year

murderers and stranglers and every year

murderers and stranglers and every year we show them damn mugs

we show them damn mugs

we show them damn mugs yeah I mean on account of we got a lot

yeah I mean on account of we got a lot

yeah I mean on account of we got a lot more time to practice years and years

more time to practice years and years

more time to practice years and years and they get free before they can really

and they get free before they can really

and they get free before they can really polish their act up

polish their act up

polish their act up I got years and years

I know I mean I hate to be a stat but I

I know I mean I hate to be a stat but I

I know I mean I hate to be a stat but I miss the outside

miss the outside

miss the outside I miss food that doesn't look like vomit

I miss food that doesn't look like vomit

I miss food that doesn't look like vomit what's been vomited up again

what's been vomited up again

what's been vomited up again what do you miss most Monster

sorry come again

sorry come again

sorry come again people

people

people yeah

yeah

yeah he ain't got no whole person and he had

he ain't got no whole person and he had

he ain't got no whole person and he had a snack on do you cannibal

a snack on do you cannibal

a snack on do you cannibal but you never know what I could dig up

but you never know what I could dig up

but you never know what I could dig up for you

for you

for you can I take care of you I do yeah we're a

can I take care of you I do yeah we're a

can I take care of you I do yeah we're a team

team

team a team I'm the leader of you know leader

a team I'm the leader of you know leader

a team I'm the leader of you know leader who's in charge of this hole and every

who's in charge of this hole and every

who's in charge of this hole and every damn hole in this hole including but not

damn hole in this hole including but not

damn hole in this hole including but not limited to you

he says I want you to attack some

he says I want you to attack some

he says I want you to attack some crumbums

crumbums

crumbums do what I says so we don't got no

do what I says so we don't got no

do what I says so we don't got no trouble capiche

Now show me the moves again you've

Now show me the moves again you've

Now show me the moves again you've retread let's do it

retread let's do it

retread let's do it come on

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] yeah I got it oh we're gonna show them

yeah I got it oh we're gonna show them

yeah I got it oh we're gonna show them thieves and drunks and stuff like d this

thieves and drunks and stuff like d this

thieves and drunks and stuff like d this year this year

year this year

year this year [Music]

[Music]

[Music] CUNY I smuggled two more spoons my tits

CUNY I smuggled two more spoons my tits

CUNY I smuggled two more spoons my tits to reach out as well

to reach out as well

to reach out as well how to meet Mallet from kitchen duty

so two more days scraping down those

so two more days scraping down those

so two more days scraping down those cinder blocks and then smashband kid we

cinder blocks and then smashband kid we

cinder blocks and then smashband kid we put the pieces in the John cover up them

put the pieces in the John cover up them

put the pieces in the John cover up them holes with all those pictures you gotta

holes with all those pictures you gotta

holes with all those pictures you gotta use sweet oh man

use sweet oh man

use sweet oh man oh geez

self kid I feel fine I hear you

self kid I feel fine I hear you

self kid I feel fine I hear you screaming and you sleep about tubes and

screaming and you sleep about tubes and

screaming and you sleep about tubes and needles and I saw your nose bleeding in

needles and I saw your nose bleeding in

needles and I saw your nose bleeding in the shower

the shower

the shower maybe we should wait till we make our

maybe we should wait till we make our

maybe we should wait till we make our move until after your head is sealed up

move until after your head is sealed up

move until after your head is sealed up it's still pretty leaky no we ain't got

it's still pretty leaky no we ain't got

it's still pretty leaky no we ain't got that kind of time kid we gotta take our

that kind of time kid we gotta take our

that kind of time kid we gotta take our chance now before the matron finishes

chance now before the matron finishes

chance now before the matron finishes the job

the job

the job there's a lot of girls disappearing

there's a lot of girls disappearing

there's a lot of girls disappearing around this place

around this place

around this place the matron's gonna put me in the grave

the matron's gonna put me in the grave

the matron's gonna put me in the grave and chop me up for pots

hello Vicky I've been hearing things

hello Vicky I've been hearing things

hello Vicky I've been hearing things yeah are you good here well you won bad

yeah are you good here well you won bad

yeah are you good here well you won bad one what's a second hole that someone

one what's a second hole that someone

one what's a second hole that someone ripped off you got a mouth just like a

ripped off you got a mouth just like a

ripped off you got a mouth just like a trout it's flapping and flapping and

trout it's flapping and flapping and

trout it's flapping and flapping and it's gonna get you hooked and caught

it's gonna get you hooked and caught

it's gonna get you hooked and caught everybody knows that you're aiming to

everybody knows that you're aiming to

everybody knows that you're aiming to Tunnel your way out of here

you get a snitching in you're gonna tell

you get a snitching in you're gonna tell

you get a snitching in you're gonna tell the screw

the screw

the screw snitch

oh no ain't no snatching everybody knows

oh no ain't no snatching everybody knows

oh no ain't no snatching everybody knows it I'm just saying watch yourself

it I'm just saying watch yourself

it I'm just saying watch yourself I'll stick Barbara on you if she's

I'll stick Barbara on you if she's

I'll stick Barbara on you if she's itching to make a snack out of some

itching to make a snack out of some

itching to make a snack out of some little chicken look rat me and Tony we

little chicken look rat me and Tony we

little chicken look rat me and Tony we got plans so you keep your eyes and your

got plans so you keep your eyes and your

got plans so you keep your eyes and your ear and your mouth closed keep all your

ear and your mouth closed keep all your

ear and your mouth closed keep all your open pots closed you get it ain't nobody

open pots closed you get it ain't nobody

open pots closed you get it ain't nobody tell me what to do I run this hole

tell me what to do I run this hole

tell me what to do I run this hole hey hey matron

hey hey matron

hey hey matron and draw yourself Janine hey matron I

and draw yourself Janine hey matron I

and draw yourself Janine hey matron I need to talk to you

need to talk to you

need to talk to you private gone

private gone

private gone so I mean I need to talk to you for

so I mean I need to talk to you for

so I mean I need to talk to you for reals private

you know I ain't done nothing to be in

you know I ain't done nothing to be in

you know I ain't done nothing to be in here matron it's all a setup and lies

here matron it's all a setup and lies

here matron it's all a setup and lies there are girls cut up out there saying

there are girls cut up out there saying

there are girls cut up out there saying you sliced them with a nail file or took

you sliced them with a nail file or took

you sliced them with a nail file or took out an eye with a rat tail comb not to

out an eye with a rat tail comb not to

out an eye with a rat tail comb not to mention all the bodies under the

mention all the bodies under the

mention all the bodies under the floorboards matron there's a lot of

floorboards matron there's a lot of

floorboards matron there's a lot of bad girls in the world I mean a lot of

bad girls in the world I mean a lot of

bad girls in the world I mean a lot of girls that are jealous of a looker like

girls that are jealous of a looker like

girls that are jealous of a looker like me yes this world is filled with bad

me yes this world is filled with bad

me yes this world is filled with bad girls look matron I can't be cooped off

girls look matron I can't be cooped off

girls look matron I can't be cooped off with them lowlifes no more it's like

with them lowlifes no more it's like

with them lowlifes no more it's like since I ain't got Nia

shocks they smell blood

shocks they smell blood

shocks they smell blood those bad girls Vicky and Juni I want

those bad girls Vicky and Juni I want

those bad girls Vicky and Juni I want them to pay and I want my ticket out

them to pay and I want my ticket out

them to pay and I want my ticket out I mean I just feel like I'm going crazy

I mean I just feel like I'm going crazy

I mean I just feel like I'm going crazy in here you know

in here you know

in here you know no I don't know

no I don't know

no I don't know I'll never know I'm not a criminal I'm a

I'll never know I'm not a criminal I'm a

I'll never know I'm not a criminal I'm a law abider so nobody keeps me in a

law abider so nobody keeps me in a

law abider so nobody keeps me in a hamster cage I want to do whatever I

hamster cage I want to do whatever I

hamster cage I want to do whatever I have to do to get out

have to do to get out

have to do to get out them girls are making a plan I can smell

them girls are making a plan I can smell

them girls are making a plan I can smell it

it

it Vicky had a spoon under her mattress and

Vicky had a spoon under her mattress and

Vicky had a spoon under her mattress and there was dust on the floor

there was dust on the floor

there was dust on the floor they're trying to dig their way out why

they're trying to dig their way out why

they're trying to dig their way out why should I believe you Janine because you

should I believe you Janine because you

should I believe you Janine because you have to because it's true because I I

have to because it's true because I I

have to because it's true because I I would do anything

you know

you know

you know that's a real uh good looking handle on

that's a real uh good looking handle on

that's a real uh good looking handle on you matron I I bet without that big gun

you matron I I bet without that big gun

you matron I I bet without that big gun in uniform you're nothing but a real

in uniform you're nothing but a real

in uniform you're nothing but a real sweet puff pastry

sweet puff pastry

sweet puff pastry with a gooey gooey middle

no

no

no there's nothing gooey in my middle

everyone says so ask around

everyone says so ask around

everyone says so ask around I could do this thing with my tits

I could do this thing with my tits

I could do this thing with my tits where I take a pop bottle and crush it

where I take a pop bottle and crush it

where I take a pop bottle and crush it in there

in there

in there huh

wanna take me for a ride matron I'll let

wanna take me for a ride matron I'll let

wanna take me for a ride matron I'll let you drive

Janine I'm not a homosexual deviant like

Janine I'm not a homosexual deviant like

Janine I'm not a homosexual deviant like you animals in here

perversions are interesting as

perversions are interesting as

perversions are interesting as scientific studies

scientific studies

scientific studies just as it's fascinating to watch a

just as it's fascinating to watch a

just as it's fascinating to watch a spider devour its mate

spider devour its mate

spider devour its mate but I don't have sexual relations with

but I don't have sexual relations with

but I don't have sexual relations with spiders and I don't have sexual

spiders and I don't have sexual

spiders and I don't have sexual relations with lesbians

relations with lesbians

relations with lesbians still perhaps sometime you'll

still perhaps sometime you'll

still perhaps sometime you'll show me that pop bottle trick

show me that pop bottle trick

show me that pop bottle trick for my records

for my records

for my records but not today today I'm having my arm

but not today today I'm having my arm

but not today today I'm having my arm oiled oh come on you gotta help me

oiled oh come on you gotta help me

oiled oh come on you gotta help me matron I just want Justice Janine I'm

matron I just want Justice Janine I'm

matron I just want Justice Janine I'm not going to release you I don't have

not going to release you I don't have

not going to release you I don't have that Authority that lies with the court

that Authority that lies with the court

that Authority that lies with the court system

system

system I'll tell you what I'll do

I'll tell you what I'll do

I'll tell you what I'll do I look into it and if you're telling me

I look into it and if you're telling me

I look into it and if you're telling me the truth

the truth

the truth I'll make sure Juni and Vicky never

I'll make sure Juni and Vicky never

I'll make sure Juni and Vicky never leave this prison

leave this prison

leave this prison and maybe you'll get a nice plastic ear

and maybe you'll get a nice plastic ear

and maybe you'll get a nice plastic ear so the ladies stop teasing you

so the ladies stop teasing you

so the ladies stop teasing you okay

okay

okay sure matron

sure matron

sure matron sounds well

anytime

anytime

anytime I got a real soft touch

hey Vicky

hey Vicky

hey Vicky you think she ratted on us yeah she's a

you think she ratted on us yeah she's a

you think she ratted on us yeah she's a Squealer you can smell her bacon

Squealer you can smell her bacon

Squealer you can smell her bacon hey Vicky I was thinking

hey Vicky I was thinking

hey Vicky I was thinking I know we were talking about when we get

I know we were talking about when we get

I know we were talking about when we get out of here

out of here

out of here about going to the country

about going to the country

about going to the country and getting a goat

and getting a goat

and getting a goat and milking it and making cheese and

and milking it and making cheese and

and milking it and making cheese and selling the cheese

and getting a tiny pony

and getting a tiny pony

and getting a tiny pony and I'd get to name it because I'm real

and I'd get to name it because I'm real

and I'd get to name it because I'm real good at naming all that

good at naming all that

good at naming all that Edgar

Edgar

Edgar yes

what if we don't make it

what if we don't make it

what if we don't make it or what if just I make it

or what if just I make it

or what if just I make it we tunnel out

and it's all pretty blue skies and all

and it's all pretty blue skies and all

and it's all pretty blue skies and all that mushy storybook crap and they catch

that mushy storybook crap and they catch

that mushy storybook crap and they catch you and they shoot you

and it's just me

and it's just me

and it's just me I'm sure it's pretty as hell with birds

I'm sure it's pretty as hell with birds

I'm sure it's pretty as hell with birds and flowers and everything but I'm all

and flowers and everything but I'm all

and flowers and everything but I'm all alone

alone

alone what does it mean then

I'd rather be caged up in here

I'd rather be caged up in here

I'd rather be caged up in here than without you out there

than without you out there

than without you out there just a bunch of rats running free that's

just a bunch of rats running free that's

just a bunch of rats running free that's all we ain't got no choice though that

all we ain't got no choice though that

all we ain't got no choice though that matron's got it in for me she's gonna

matron's got it in for me she's gonna

matron's got it in for me she's gonna suck out all my insides and I need them

suck out all my insides and I need them

suck out all my insides and I need them insides

insides

insides we'll think of something a new plan

we'll think of something a new plan

we'll think of something a new plan something prominent like

something prominent like

something prominent like and we'll run real far

and we'll run real far

and we'll run real far and they are never gonna find a SUNY

and they are never gonna find a SUNY

and they are never gonna find a SUNY because we got true love right Vicky

thank God all your head no more

thank God all your head no more

thank God all your head no more we got that

we got that

we got that yeah kid we got that

my ma says loves for suckers saps and

my ma says loves for suckers saps and

my ma says loves for suckers saps and mocks what is that old gas bag no

mocks what is that old gas bag no

mocks what is that old gas bag no monster retirement dozen everybody's got

monster retirement dozen everybody's got

monster retirement dozen everybody's got a ma

a ma

a ma only junie's got Vicky

thank you

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] thank you

hey is that Peggy yeah sure it is it's

hey is that Peggy yeah sure it is it's

hey is that Peggy yeah sure it is it's Piggy's hairdo hey Peg are you in there

Piggy's hairdo hey Peg are you in there

Piggy's hairdo hey Peg are you in there what'd you do to her complications with

what'd you do to her complications with

what'd you do to her complications with birth shut your traps I got orders I'm

birth shut your traps I got orders I'm

birth shut your traps I got orders I'm following

following

following gee Vicky the baby killer told me the

gee Vicky the baby killer told me the

gee Vicky the baby killer told me the Peggy got sliced open by the fangs them

Peggy got sliced open by the fangs them

Peggy got sliced open by the fangs them babies had

babies had

babies had she said they nod their way out I didn't

she said they nod their way out I didn't

she said they nod their way out I didn't believe it none the Baby Kayla didn't

believe it none the Baby Kayla didn't

believe it none the Baby Kayla didn't have a lie especially about babies you

have a lie especially about babies you

have a lie especially about babies you mugs don't know nothing holy moly I

mugs don't know nothing holy moly I

mugs don't know nothing holy moly I ain't never seen nobody lose most all

ain't never seen nobody lose most all

ain't never seen nobody lose most all their face having babies even my cousin

their face having babies even my cousin

their face having babies even my cousin Doreen would have quintuplets didn't

Doreen would have quintuplets didn't

Doreen would have quintuplets didn't lose half her eye doing it Karine just

lose half her eye doing it Karine just

lose half her eye doing it Karine just started boozing for breakfast and never

started boozing for breakfast and never

started boozing for breakfast and never had sex no more like anybody would

had sex no more like anybody would

had sex no more like anybody would Peg you in there

poor Peggy she's as good as ever right

poor Peggy she's as good as ever right

poor Peggy she's as good as ever right Peggy

Peggy

Peggy [Music]

yeah

yeah

yeah see she says ain't no monster baby

see she says ain't no monster baby

see she says ain't no monster baby slicing people open with a fat teeth

slicing people open with a fat teeth

slicing people open with a fat teeth leaving sucker claw marks in a chair

leaving sucker claw marks in a chair

leaving sucker claw marks in a chair what the matron just caught up holster

what the matron just caught up holster

what the matron just caught up holster she said that ain't happen Peggy says

she said that ain't happen Peggy says

she said that ain't happen Peggy says she's real good ain't nothing to see

she's real good ain't nothing to see

she's real good ain't nothing to see here move along

we gotta help her Vicky ain't nothing we

we gotta help her Vicky ain't nothing we

we gotta help her Vicky ain't nothing we can do for her now

[Music]

I think I'm gonna sing one of them

I think I'm gonna sing one of them

I think I'm gonna sing one of them church songs for that talent show that

church songs for that talent show that

church songs for that talent show that my former types they'll think that I

my former types they'll think that I

my former types they'll think that I Found Jesus you know and then they'll

Found Jesus you know and then they'll

Found Jesus you know and then they'll let me go on account on me being a good

let me go on account on me being a good

let me go on account on me being a good prisoner

prisoner

prisoner yeah when I get out of this joint I'm

yeah when I get out of this joint I'm

yeah when I get out of this joint I'm gonna do nothing but eat donuts and

gonna do nothing but eat donuts and

gonna do nothing but eat donuts and drink gin and rob banks

drink gin and rob banks

drink gin and rob banks so smart I'm gonna be free and Rich and

so smart I'm gonna be free and Rich and

so smart I'm gonna be free and Rich and drunk and fat

drunk and fat

drunk and fat come on dry off my back robbery you

come on dry off my back robbery you

come on dry off my back robbery you retread

hello

well well well what's this

well well well what's this

well well well what's this we got a greasy pig in the shower

we got a greasy pig in the shower

we got a greasy pig in the shower ain't enough soap in the whole big world

ain't enough soap in the whole big world

ain't enough soap in the whole big world could make you clean squeala

could make you clean squeala

could make you clean squeala I ain't said nothing I did nothing

I ain't said nothing I did nothing

I ain't said nothing I did nothing right Barbara

hey where'd you get that fancy new ear

hey where'd you get that fancy new ear

hey where'd you get that fancy new ear huh

huh

huh yeah Janine

yeah Janine

yeah Janine and how come my cell got tossed they

and how come my cell got tossed they

and how come my cell got tossed they took all my sweet Olas lettuce and my

took all my sweet Olas lettuce and my

took all my sweet Olas lettuce and my best panties

best panties

best panties the ones with a silky that Vicky likes

the ones with a silky that Vicky likes

the ones with a silky that Vicky likes not the prison issue what Vicki uses to

not the prison issue what Vicki uses to

not the prison issue what Vicki uses to file her nails

file her nails

file her nails they ain't found nothing

they ain't found nothing

they ain't found nothing I I ain't got nothing with all that it

I I ain't got nothing with all that it

I I ain't got nothing with all that it tore up my mattress and stole my best

tore up my mattress and stole my best

tore up my mattress and stole my best cherry red lipstick

thing

thing

thing to find my hollowed out Bible with

to find my hollowed out Bible with

to find my hollowed out Bible with junie's sweet old ma give us

stay away from me with that oh Barbara

stay away from me with that oh Barbara

stay away from me with that oh Barbara get you upside down she loves inside not

get you upside down she loves inside not

get you upside down she loves inside not everybody gets a brand new year she

everybody gets a brand new year she

everybody gets a brand new year she means you sold us out what

means you sold us out what

means you sold us out what [Music]

[Music]

[Music] seasoning even cannibals don't like rats

universe

universe

universe laughs

laughs

laughs oh Ruby turns off YouTube Aubrey you

oh Ruby turns off YouTube Aubrey you

oh Ruby turns off YouTube Aubrey you seven people eater

seven people eater

seven people eater oh

oh

oh oh you're all dead dead

oh you're all dead dead

oh you're all dead dead I'm gonna track you down and cut cut

I'm gonna track you down and cut cut

I'm gonna track you down and cut cut your fruits clean up

[Music]

welcome esteemed colleagues welcome to

welcome esteemed colleagues welcome to

welcome esteemed colleagues welcome to the Marquette State women's prison

the Marquette State women's prison

the Marquette State women's prison talent show

as many of you know criminals lack the

as many of you know criminals lack the

as many of you know criminals lack the ability to function in civilized society

ability to function in civilized society

ability to function in civilized society they are soaked in the filth of their

they are soaked in the filth of their

they are soaked in the filth of their crimes and cannot be made clean however

crimes and cannot be made clean however

crimes and cannot be made clean however my work with the frontal lobe has been

my work with the frontal lobe has been

my work with the frontal lobe has been well documented in prison watch

well documented in prison watch

well documented in prison watch quarterly as are my groundbreaking

quarterly as are my groundbreaking

quarterly as are my groundbreaking experiments with atomic electricity

experiments with atomic electricity

experiments with atomic electricity sulfuric acid and living brain tissue as

sulfuric acid and living brain tissue as

sulfuric acid and living brain tissue as a result many of these women are

a result many of these women are

a result many of these women are completely cured

please enjoy their artistic Expressions

please enjoy their artistic Expressions

please enjoy their artistic Expressions after they will be punch and lemon

after they will be punch and lemon

after they will be punch and lemon squares in the fourth floor death

squares in the fourth floor death

squares in the fourth floor death penalty execution observation rooms

penalty execution observation rooms

penalty execution observation rooms and now for a theatrical event first my

and now for a theatrical event first my

and now for a theatrical event first my excellent guard Nancy has composed a

excellent guard Nancy has composed a

excellent guard Nancy has composed a song for the occasion please give her a

song for the occasion please give her a

song for the occasion please give her a welcoming hand

welcoming hand

welcoming hand [Applause]

this is a little something something

this is a little something something

this is a little something something I wrote a ways back

I wrote a ways back

I wrote a ways back says a little lady out there

says a little lady out there

says a little lady out there she's very special to me and I hope

she's very special to me and I hope

she's very special to me and I hope she's listening

she's listening

she's listening [Music]

you have

right from the beginning

one look at you

one look at you

one look at you and I knew

and I knew

and I knew I was through

looking for love cause after all I

looking for love cause after all I

looking for love cause after all I woman

you came along and showed me how to be

you came along and showed me how to be

you came along and showed me how to be the inner me I should be I'm just a girl

the inner me I should be I'm just a girl

the inner me I should be I'm just a girl and after all I'm just

and after all I'm just

and after all I'm just [Music]

confident you're everything

confident you're everything

confident you're everything cause you had me hook like a fish

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you had me

you had me

you had me Hood

Hood

Hood you and me

you and me

you and me yeah you had me hooked and that's just

yeah you had me hooked and that's just

yeah you had me hooked and that's just good

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] exemplary

foreign

and now for a special treat Janine

and now for a special treat Janine

and now for a special treat Janine Janine suffered a stabbing on Monday and

Janine suffered a stabbing on Monday and

Janine suffered a stabbing on Monday and a beating on Thursday sadly losing her

a beating on Thursday sadly losing her

a beating on Thursday sadly losing her new ear showing courage and spirit she

new ear showing courage and spirit she

new ear showing courage and spirit she will perform in spite of her stab wounds

will perform in spite of her stab wounds

will perform in spite of her stab wounds and without all of her

and without all of her

and without all of her head

head

head [Applause]

hey how you all doing

hey how you all doing

hey how you all doing come on I can hear the Crickets in

come on I can hear the Crickets in

come on I can hear the Crickets in Jersey I said how you's all doing

good as someone who's taken Mighty

good as someone who's taken Mighty

good as someone who's taken Mighty kindly to the blade

kindly to the blade

kindly to the blade I like cutting things

I like cutting things

I like cutting things and when I cut things

and when I cut things

and when I cut things I like to cut real deep like

I like to cut real deep like

I like to cut real deep like sometimes I like to make snowflakes or

sometimes I like to make snowflakes or

sometimes I like to make snowflakes or little messages for some certain people

little messages for some certain people

little messages for some certain people that I feel

that I feel

that I feel would benefit from such aforementioned

would benefit from such aforementioned

would benefit from such aforementioned messages

messages

messages this is for use guys in particular

I will often end you

thank you very much try this lock

that was very nice Janine

that was very nice Janine

that was very nice Janine um Janine is a a true

um Janine is a a true

um Janine is a a true success story here at Marketa she

success story here at Marketa she

success story here at Marketa she brutally murdered seven women with an ax

brutally murdered seven women with an ax

brutally murdered seven women with an ax now she excels at origami thank you

now she excels at origami thank you

now she excels at origami thank you Janine you are

Janine you are

Janine you are an inspiration

and now for our grand finale a stirring

and now for our grand finale a stirring

and now for our grand finale a stirring song performed by two hardened inmates

song performed by two hardened inmates

song performed by two hardened inmates Juni and Vicky

Juni and Vicky

Juni and Vicky and backed by Barbara who wants

and backed by Barbara who wants

and backed by Barbara who wants who wants age 12 Girl Scouts

who wants age 12 Girl Scouts

who wants age 12 Girl Scouts they will sing somebody got shanked in

they will sing somebody got shanked in

they will sing somebody got shanked in the shower

talk is going round it's going round the

talk is going round it's going round the

talk is going round it's going round the yard someone's going down and going down

yard someone's going down and going down

yard someone's going down and going down hard

hard

hard [Music]

[Music]

[Music] summer got

summer got

summer got [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you think you're pretty tough I'll tell

you think you're pretty tough I'll tell

you think you're pretty tough I'll tell you what keep giving me lip you're gonna

you what keep giving me lip you're gonna

you what keep giving me lip you're gonna get cut Shanks in the shower somebody

get cut Shanks in the shower somebody

get cut Shanks in the shower somebody got a chain to the shower

got a chain to the shower

got a chain to the shower [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you won't feel so sassy

it's got

it's got

it's got [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

foreign

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Music]

all in me return to yourself

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

foreign

foreign [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you ever wonder what happened all them

you ever wonder what happened all them

you ever wonder what happened all them bad girls nope I do

bad girls nope I do

bad girls nope I do El waffle you know that nice police

El waffle you know that nice police

El waffle you know that nice police Capitan what you pays off on Thursdays

Capitan what you pays off on Thursdays

Capitan what you pays off on Thursdays he brought me the American Paper

he brought me the American Paper

he brought me the American Paper you know he is famous

you know he is famous

you know he is famous two bad girls on the lamb

two bad girls on the lamb

two bad girls on the lamb I think I'm smiling in my mug shot I

I think I'm smiling in my mug shot I

I think I'm smiling in my mug shot I look real swelled

look real swelled

look real swelled I like to think them girls turns over a

I like to think them girls turns over a

I like to think them girls turns over a new leaf and reforms like we did

new leaf and reforms like we did

new leaf and reforms like we did says here that prison guard Nancy got

says here that prison guard Nancy got

says here that prison guard Nancy got fired on account we all escaped

fired on account we all escaped

fired on account we all escaped she found herself a new career though

she found herself a new career though

she found herself a new career though something

something

something nice

and

and

and action

action

action bruh

meow

meow

meow okay cut cut

me

to see you

to see you

to see you to roar like a jungle cat

to roar like a jungle cat

to roar like a jungle cat and flip this whip like you mean it

and flip this whip like you mean it

and flip this whip like you mean it like we talked about

like we talked about

like we talked about where you can kiss your seven dollars

where you can kiss your seven dollars

where you can kiss your seven dollars goodbye you understand

okay

okay

okay Rollie

Rollie

Rollie [Music]

jungle cat

jungle cat

jungle cat get up on your hands and knees you're

get up on your hands and knees you're

get up on your hands and knees you're just

just

just climbing through the junk rocks

meow okay good perfect perfect moving on

meow okay good perfect perfect moving on

meow okay good perfect perfect moving on cut

cut

cut Cynthia Barbara escaped along with us

Cynthia Barbara escaped along with us

Cynthia Barbara escaped along with us [Music]

and Janine I'm betting she turned over a

and Janine I'm betting she turned over a

and Janine I'm betting she turned over a new Leaf oh Jesus dear sweet Jesus

new Leaf oh Jesus dear sweet Jesus

new Leaf oh Jesus dear sweet Jesus yes Janine I've been baptized in all

yes Janine I've been baptized in all

yes Janine I've been baptized in all that crap now

that crap now

that crap now so you find them Vicki and Juni you find

so you find them Vicki and Juni you find

so you find them Vicki and Juni you find them fish and then I'm gonna kill them

them fish and then I'm gonna kill them

them fish and then I'm gonna kill them and then you're gonna raise them up from

and then you're gonna raise them up from

and then you're gonna raise them up from the dead for like the Miracles you like

the dead for like the Miracles you like

the dead for like the Miracles you like and make them Undead so as I can slice

and make them Undead so as I can slice

and make them Undead so as I can slice up their mugs again

up their mugs again

up their mugs again you and me Jesus we're gonna make them

you and me Jesus we're gonna make them

you and me Jesus we're gonna make them stinking fish pay Janine where are you

stinking fish pay Janine where are you

stinking fish pay Janine where are you freaking Madness right sorry amen

papers that my thinking ma made a

papers that my thinking ma made a

papers that my thinking ma made a killing on our story

killing on our story

killing on our story [Music]

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] don't make a mess on Moon

don't make a mess on Moon

don't make a mess on Moon I get any drippings on my person

I get any drippings on my person

I get any drippings on my person you're gonna have to clean it all

oh

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] what a Squealer a Mars are a dime a

what a Squealer a Mars are a dime a

what a Squealer a Mars are a dime a dozen everybody's got a ma

only junie's got Vicky

bumps

come on let's uh let's get a little

come on let's uh let's get a little

come on let's uh let's get a little action

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] the donkey she is sleepy we give you two

the donkey she is sleepy we give you two

the donkey she is sleepy we give you two lesbians instead

lesbians instead

lesbians instead [Laughter]

deuces

deuces

deuces four of a kind

should learn Spanish Mickey I think that

should learn Spanish Mickey I think that

should learn Spanish Mickey I think that means something important

might be killed

might be killed

might be killed please

please

please I just want you to know I'm real glad

I just want you to know I'm real glad

I just want you to know I'm real glad like I got to spend it with the likes of

like I got to spend it with the likes of

like I got to spend it with the likes of you you're not so much

you you're not so much

you you're not so much be prepared to die little chicas what

be prepared to die little chicas what

be prepared to die little chicas what are we gonna do with Vicky

one

one

one [Music]

have some breakfast

why not

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] all right

all right

all right I'm gonna what is it

all right we're starting off good

Ness

cut

okay right

okay right

okay right action

[Music]

how's your best call Vicky oh vickies oh

how's your best call Vicky oh vickies oh

nice

Jude Matilda Butler name's Junie your

Jude Matilda Butler name's Junie your

Jude Matilda Butler name's Junie your name turd is two three seven seven

name turd is two three seven seven

name turd is two three seven seven what the did that ping-pong ball

what the did that ping-pong ball

what the did that ping-pong ball come from

I think we need to do a few more games

look at that dirty jungle cat

look at that dirty jungle cat

look at that dirty jungle cat [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] I need you

freezing my ear

freezing my ear

freezing my ear you're tickling me yeah

you're tickling me yeah

you're tickling me yeah what's up action

what's up action

what's up action the honey pots

the honey pots

the honey pots [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] action I was in an all-girl band

action I was in an all-girl band

action I was in an all-girl band the honey pots

the honey pots

the honey pots you've probably heard of us

you've probably heard of us

you've probably heard of us [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] in high school no like you went to a

in high school no like you went to a

in high school no like you went to a high school okay okay

I got it

I got it

I got it [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] shoot once there was a girl

shoot once there was a girl

shoot once there was a girl [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] that friend became her lover

that friend became her lover

that friend became her lover she stabbed a girl in the shower

she stabbed a girl in the shower

she stabbed a girl in the shower and now they relax on vacations

and now they relax on vacations

and now they relax on vacations [Music]

now free

now free

now free [Music]

[Music]

[Music] foreign

foreign

foreign ment