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Hey! Still working?

Um. Yes, i was working on a file but its done now

How about you, your day went well?

The usual you know.

You caught a cold my love?

I was feeling a bit lousy today

Ok

Excuse me, I forgot my cell phone

Darling, can you call it please?

Ah there it is!

I won't bother you any longer.

Goodbye Miss.

That was Helen, my wife.

Hello ladies, who's turn is it?

It's my turn

Ok, let’s look at that sciatica a bit closer.

Please take off your shirt?

The arms at your sides, bend forward.

A bit more.

Does this hurt A bit lower..

Right there?

I see, let's fix this then, Lie down on the table please.

You have a knot here? Does it hurt? Yes

Arms along the sides again,

You can scream if you want to, I love making women scream.

Well.. you took you time.

Mr. and Mrs. Valentin have been waiting.over 40 min.

Your next patients are coming in a few moments.

Mr, and Mrs, Valentin, i’ll be with you in 5 min just the time to change.

I apologize for being late I had last minute consults at the hospital.

So.. Mr and Mrs. Valentin, this is the first time we meet,

what brings you hers?

Let’s just say that

he doesn’t salute to the flag anymore.

You don’t have to be so graphic bout it

Let's start at the beginning,

how long have you been together?

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you Alban

Happy birthday my darling. Thank you

There we have it, half a century!

Gee thanks, you always know just what to say

So? How does it feel ?

How do you think it feels? I feel no different.

Do you really want to bring him down?

Hang on, it sounds like you've just found out i have cancer.

I'm only 50, all is fine and i could not care less.

Plus, not only i feel great, women still like my company.

It's always when we’re at the table.

I’ll get it.

Hello

and your name is…

He is not on call tonight.

If it’s for an emergency you can go to the nearest hospital.

Very well…

Just as we're about to eat the cake.

Alban, it’s for you. Just as we’re about to eat the cake.

Isn’t it bad for your diabetes?

Deal with it, If you think i’ll Let you have my piece

So, who is it? l don’t know, a woman.

She said she’s one of your patients.

they have to come and piss me off the day of my birthday.

You told her I wasn't on call

That's what i said, but she insisted and said it was emergency.

We can't even eat in peace.

Hello

Oh fuck it's you!

Of course it is, who else would it be.,

Happy birthday my love.

Damn it Sylvia you damn well that I don't want you to call here!

You don't seem pleased to hear me,

and here I though I would surprise you.

That for a surprise, it's a surprise!

Guess who else was surprised. My wife.

You know I don't want you to call here!

Aline will start to wonder.

Since when do you care about your wife?

I though you wanted to leave her?

You're not making things any simpler.

A divorce doesn't happen at once. especially when there are share assets.

How would It look like to a judge if women harass me on the phone

Women

and here I am alone like an idiot.

You should be spending your birthday with me, and here I am alone like an idiot.

Plus I have a present for you.

Listen Sylvia.

I would have preferred to talk about this an other time.

The situation is becoming too complicated.

I need my distance for a while.

You've got to be kidding me!?

Don't tell me it's because of that bitch you're doing this?

What are you doing over there? We're wetting to cut the cake.

Listen Mrs. Larguet um…. Longuet

Come to my practice tomorrow morning and I’ll see what I can do.

Shall we eat this cake?

So Pops, can't keep up from too much partying last night?

Stop the bullshit, that’s not the issue.

It's true you don't look to well.

You sleeping ok? Yeah, sure, that's not it.

You'd tell me, right? I’ll write a prescription. A pill before bed and hop.

No, that's not it.

Do you remember the girl I told you about?

Which one, the one that's old enough to be your daughter?

Yeah, that one, Sylvia.

You, still haven't gotten rid of her? I though that ended ages ago.

As you see, no, It's not over.

Be careful Alban, she's an accident waiting to happen.

She's going to be way too clingy for you.

That’s exactly the problem.

I warned you.

These girls want the one thing you can never give them,

Your availability.

I imagine you told her taht hings waren't working with your wife

and that you’d probably get separated.

I never promised her that but implied it.

Fantastic! You're racking, you're screwed my friend !

Thanks for the reassurance.

I feel much better already.

The next time you'll listen to your buddy before making a mess.

Why did you have to mix sex with feelings?

A one night stand, fine. no problem.

There would be no relationship, polite cocktail, the addition and so long.

Or there is the other option. You do as jean Marc.

His wife give’s him a one day free pass a week.

What do you mean by free pass?

Listen to this. She allows him to fool around one night a week.

Every Thursdays he's allowed to cheat on Her.

And the rest of the time he must stay with the missus.

You're joking? No, I’m not.

To be honest, I'm not sure that it'll work out in the end.

But at least all is clear between the two

A weekly constraint, no lies and most of all, no feelings.

I would need to know the person before sleeping with her.

With her I feel l exist, I don’t think you get what I mean.

Nor really no.

I feel like I’m alive.

She listens, she wants me And is interested in me.

But can't you see you are hurting her?

The poor girl believes shell live with you that you’ll drop everything for her.

That she'lI live with you,

take the place of your wife and maybe dive you kids.

That won't be the issue. I shoot blanks.

I haven't been able to give a child to Aline.

I even wonder wether Quentin is really mine.

Still, your mistress doesn’t know that. You'll see, she'll fall in love with you

and you won't be able to get Rid of her. You'll be there like an idiot.

You won't get away with it buddy.

Is that so? And you're a model citizen maybe?

What would your wife say if she knew that you were screwing around?

or looking at porn sites?

IT's not a porn site it's a dating site.

The advantage in my Case

ls that all members are there for the same hing as I.

AnonymoUS sex with no tomorrows.

Marianne will never know and nobody will suffer from it.

I’d like to know what you would say If Marianne did the same thing as you.

Are you sure you'd take it as well as you say you would?

No but hang on, that's not the same.

What do you mean it's not the same?

Marianne is woman.

And….?

Women don’t have the same needs as us.

I provide for her financial stability, she works with me,

I satisfy her sexually. I don’t see why she would do that.

Men need sex, its vital, men are hunters, they need to cumulate they preys.

Remind me what your profession is?

Sexologist

See? It's always the cobbler's child who's always the worst shod.

Why do you say that? Wait up!

Hello ladies, whose turn is it?

Miss Larguet, that's me.

You had an appointment?

I called yesterday and told me to come first thing in the morning.

Come in.

What the hell are you doing here? I’m working, not here to have fun!

You call my house, you come to my practice.

What's next? You kick my wife out and sleep in my bed?

It could be.

Actually you're the one who told me to come this morning.

That's not it, Aline was right there, I had to say something.

Be kind, let me work

Not a chance. I made an appointment, you'll take care.of my back.

I was so taked off last night that I completely shot my back,

It's within your reach, no?

Take of your jacket.

Turn around and put your hands on your head. I like it when you talk like that.

Is that how you speak to your patients? No wonder your waiting room is always full.

Stop your bullshit and do as I say.

I’ve known you to be more gentile. You don't have a softer method?

Take off your dress and lye down on the table.

You see….

Tel me you love me ? What?

Tell me you love me. Can we talk about this another time?

Tel me you love me or I’ll stop!

Of course i love you.

It's really good your gratin, you added feta in it?

Yes graded cheese too. A bit….

How old was the hairdresser from the other day?

Hélène. The first rule was precisely not to talk about it and to find out who is who.

I know but I saw her. Usually I don’t, so it doesn't bother me.

But in this case I met her so I can't do as if she did not exist,

she's tangible. You see what I mean?

You told me: sleep with who you want.

once a week so long as you didn't hear anything about it.

If you start talking about it, it's the start of troubles.

I know, butI can't help it. I need to know.

She's young, no? Barely legal!

Don't over react!

She's probably 20. She's not a hair dresser

she just finished her degree of, I don’t know.. tourism i think.

20 years old, half my age, do you realize? Did you have to robher from the cradle?

And the other ones, they're all kids too?

Or is she the same one you fuck every Thursdays.

It's getting out of hands; we shouldn't talk about it.

Well yes, let's talk about it.

is t to flatter your ego that you hump young girls? Or is it just because it's easier?

You feel that pathetic that you are unable to seduce women of your own age?

Shit, you clear the table, I'm out of here!

So Mr. Abitbol shall we schedule another meeting in 2 weeks as usual?

Actually no, this time was the last one for me.

Indeed the doctor decided I was cured.

A Real stallion.

Ah great! We'll miss you Mr. Abitbol.

I’ll miss you too.

You've always proven to be so comprehensive with me.

Actually I wanted to ask you,

seeing as we won't see eatch other anymore

and that l am no longer a patient.

I Was wondering...

to be greateful and to thank you.

If could invite you for diner and then..

Well, i Mean…

Do you have the file for Mr. and Mrs. Delamotte?

yes, of course.

You haven’t left yet? You have a hard time leaving us?

well, I was about to leave doctor.

I gave it some thoughts about your case

and I don't think that your erection problems are completely solved.

I think that We should continue the treatment and switch to a weekly consult.

You think so? Your case is serious Mr. Abitbol.

I don't think you are ready to have relations with a woman.

She would make fun of you, that's for sure.

But I thought that..

No no, schedule an appointment with my secretary for next week.

Thank you and goodbye Mr. Abitbol.

What are you playing at?

You're supposed to cure them, not demolish them! That’s your job isn’t It?

I might be a doctor, but I’m no less a man.

I still have the right to be affected when a clown is hitting on you.

What are you talking about?

What’s wrong with you? Nothing….

I find you bizarre today!

And he still hasn't left her?

Nope. And now she’s leaving presents a my door.

Such as…?

a scratched photo of me, a birthday present for Alban.

Soon it’ll anonymous letters and death threats.

And you still haven’t spoken to Alban?

No, he thinks i don’t know anything.

Poor thing, I think he has a hard time realizing he’s turned 50.

Poor thing?

He's cheating on you and you still Find a way to have pity for him?

I’m telling myself that,

In the end he’s the one that going to suffer e from this.

He's cheating on me, “so what” It's been 15 years that we're together,

15 years that he sleeps with the same woman.

I think he needs to prove to himself that he can still please. It’s justifiable no?

Don’t you Think he needs a bit of exoticism?

And you? You don’t care? No, i do care, of course I do!

I'm just saying that I understand him, it's not the end of the world.

What did i do? Am I making too much noise with the chips?

What do you think of when you masturbate?

ExCuse me? You heard me, answer.

That's a question a chick would ask. You think it's the appropriate time to ask.

Why not? You have anything important to do right now?

No! So answer my question.

well... I don't know... you.

That's too easy of an answer don't you think?

I don't know, why do you ask?

Why is it that your sexual escapades, like with 3 or 4, you don't have them with me?

What are you talking about? Don't mock me, please!

I know which sites you surf on the web, don't take me for a fool.

I also know what you do on these sites and who you meet, Mister Stalion72.

hang on there, it's not at all what you think.

Patrick, it doesn't bother me that much.

What | want to know is just why do you do this with other women? You understand?

Well, it's because I respect you.

It's because you respect me that you don't offer me these kinds of escapades?

Well, yes.

So you're telling me that you don't respect these women

that you meet on these sites and with whom you fuck!

It's very interesting, it's worst than I thought!

That's not it at all.. of course I respect them.

So if you respect them, why don't you offer this to me?

It's because…. it's not the sort of thing you would like.

How do you know? Have you asked me what I would like?

Have you ever asked me to do these kinds of things?

Listen, i Don’t think this is a good idea.

In any case afterwards I would not be able to look at you the same way.

Admit it, you'd be scared of seeing me with another guy.

That's not it. Right, I believe you!

Not only are you cheating on me but you have the balls to be jealous too.

Ok, you're pissing me off, I’ll show you the site

and you'll see it will not interest you.

Come on answer!

Shopping list, couldn't care less!

I've been trying to reach you for hours

Really?

True, I had put it on vibrate, didn't hear it ring.

You must have been too busy who was it this time?

The one from last time or a new one you are tutoring for school.

Not again. We agreed we wouldn't talk about it.

I was at the office finishing some work, why do you harangue me like this?

You have to be kidding me, you reek of bimbo! Did we not have rules?

We said Thursday not Tuesday, what day are we today?

We're Tuesday! The rule was Thursday.

So you're gonna pick up your phone, call back all your sluts and tell them

that your afternoon delights are over!

OK?

Here you go this is the site, Cyber swinger

they say it's the most important.

I know, I've already seen it in your browsing history.

You're spying on me?

Not at all, you could just be a bit more discrete.

So, how does your thingy work? First of all, it's not my thingy.

So there, you have the profile of the couples.

Let's choose one at random.

Here you go "Superkiss33"

"Superkiss"? Do we have to choose do we have to choose such a dumb pseudo?

So, reading the profile: we are very close to one another and are looking for

for naughty people for share special moments with.”

She is 35, sportive, non-smoker…

Ok, why not. Alright, let's suppose. And him?

So, he is 41 years old, bisexual,

Love submition and strap-on.” Oh no you don't…

Click on their picture to see?

Why are they masked? They're at a carnival? No dummy!

But these people have a social life, they aren’t going tọ show their real faces.

Do you're really want the postman to recognize you?

That's true...

Really? Is it normal for a guy to have such a big one?

it’s much bigger than yours. So, should we subscribe or not?

Ok.

But we should start with a pseudo.

How about "Nice couple"?

There are tons of "Nice couple", Nice couple 92", "Nice couple that and the other",

we have to find something original.

"He-scepter93" Very funny.

We could combine Marianne and Patrick like ‘MARIPAT’

Not very sexy...

well, it'll do.

So the age?...

What? Why are you looking at me like that? You don't remember how old l am?

That's not it, but by vanity women sometime prefer not to give their real age.

What?

Are you insinuating that I am too old to attract couples on your site?

I take full responsibility of my age I’ll have you know.

so, she: 40 years. 39! i'Il be 40 in 3 weeks!

she: 39 years.

I’ll have to take a picture of you.

Not today because I have nothing to hide my face with.

hang on, I think I still have the Halloween costumes.

Strike a sexy pose, like.. Show me your breasts.

I don’t know if it's all that sexy, you know?

of course, even with your big nose you’ll still be the prettiest.

What if I took your picture?

Strike a pose!

That's nice and all but what do I do now?

ok... start by taking off your sox, it would be preferable.

Fine, but l feel a bit stupid now. Not at all.

So what do I do?

Turn around, show me your behind.

Usually it's guys who are all about the ass.

Not necessarily! We too enjoy a nice booty.

Great. Go ahead, drop your boxers a bit.

Like that? Wait

right, now give me the camera, we’ll take pictures together.

I think it’ll be better.

Come on over.

t'll be nice as well.

Ok we might not want to show that one.

I'm not sure.

Let's try one showing your breasts it would be a pity not to.

With my breasts? Don't push it. There.

You know i like you with that wig on, I’m almost getting horny.

Oh stop it I’ll take it Off. No no, keep it!

And your big pig nose as well.

Come and give me a kiss?

Your hurting me with the elastic.

Hey, I don't see anything.

Whose idea was it?

I think it's me.

Wait..

there, it’ll be easyer to kiss you.

Yes, much better.

Let me give him a little kiss as well

Just like that.

Off with that

Yes yes, go..

Stop, it's sensitive.

you know it's sensitive...

That's why l'm doing this.

I love you.

You should be careful

To what?

Of your mistress.

What are you talking about?

Stop this act of yours.

What are you imagining there?

You think that with my work have time to have a mistress?

I'm not judging you,

I'm not making a scene, I'm just telling you to watch out.

Do you want to talk about it? To say what?

I hear these things all day. What do you want me to say?

That you have a mistress? I already know this my dear.

You want to talk to appease yoUr conscience?

But have you ever wondered if I want to know everything?

I don't know. I though I owed you and explanation.

But your explanation is all there. It's been 15 years that we have been married,

you've just turned 50.

You need to be reassured in the arms of a young woman.

Because I'm assuming that she’s young? Right?

20?

25?

Yes 25.

Hello. Sylvia it’s me, it's Alban.

Listen, I don’t know how to say this…

especially over the phone, it's not very elegant .

Here goes, we can't see each other

Not at your house, nor the hotel, nor here, nowhere

Listen Sylvia I know it's hard to hear.

Ah shi!

Have you received the results of Mr. Bredoteau this morning?

Working hard are We! You've got a lot of nerve doing that here.

Look a couple who saw our profile and contacted US.

They want to meet, what should I reply?

Jeez the guy's a body builder.

I'm guessing yes. Have you see how his pecks are well formed?

yeah well, it's a fact that these guys take tones of hormones

which messes up their sexuality, I wouldn't go near that.

How about that couple, they seem cute.

Who, them? The fat one and the blond bimbo?

What, you don't like them?

Anyways, there isn't anybody you like,

To think you're doing this to avoid meeting anyone.

You've got to be joking!

Ah? Hey Jean Marc Hey Patrick, what's up Marianne?

Can i see you for a sec? Of course, come into my office, We'll have coffee.

Marianne can you make us 2 coffees please?

I told you that this little game wouldn't work. Every Thursdays? What is that?

So you meet this broad on a Tuesday

and you tell her, come back Thursday because my wife doesn't want to.

At least I tried.

but to cheat you spouse with her consent is an illusion. It doesn't work.

So what do you recommend, genious?

That you cheat on your wife, fine, but do you have to keep her informed?

Can you imagine how much she suffers every Thursdays?

Just don't tell her anything.

I can’t

if she finds out she'll pack her bags, and I don't want to lose her.

But what are you looking for, sex or flings?

Oh no! Pure sex. No steady relations, just sex and nothing else.

How about seeing a prostitute?

At least with a pro, there won’t be intimacy issues.

She won't start calling your house or send you love letters.

I don’t know… maybe?

And that's the day my father told me that smoking the pipe could cause hair loss.

Ever since then, i've been scared of becoming bald

Moreover I hate milk.

Do you see the symbolic in all of this doctor? Probably, probably.

Some years later my aunt came to take care of me..

Pardon me.

Hello

Hello

Who's speaking?

If you believe he still loves you, old hag! I’m the one he loves, me!

Really? It's news to me.

It's your fault that he left me bitch. Ah, so he left you.

First time I hear about it.

You'll leave him alone or I'll take care of your case.

If you think I'm impressed you've got another thing coming.

If you are feeling distraught I can refer you to a colleague.

Excuse me, where were We.

So my aunt took care of me, my uncle was a horrible man.

oh yes by the way, your girlfriend called me,

Charming lady by the way. You're joking?

Do I look like I'm joking?

What did she say?

Oh, just that it was my fault that you left her.

Oh yes, by the way she informed me that you left her, congrats.

That she would come and kill me, the usual.

Aline, I am really sorry. I'm the king of idiots.

I feel so ashamed.

I keep thinking that you will end up leaving me for a better man.

I have not even been able to give you a child.

I wonder if one day you'll forgive me.

I don't really want to hear about it. I don't really want to talk at all.

Sometimes it's better not to talk at all.

Take off your underwear.

Come on, move it.

Grind on it.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

I'm sorry to bother you my purse was stolen, I have no money,

no cell phone, I don't know how I’m going to get back home.

Can i call from your house? Here take my cell, it'll go faster.

Thank you.

It’s not answering

Do you mind if i try another number? Not at all.

Same thing. I don't know what I'm going to do,

now am I going to find a way to get home.

Do you live far? Somewhat, yes, in the suburbs.

Ah yes, indeed.

Would you mind if I could borrow a bit of money to take the train?

I’ll reimburse you as soon as possible.

You're going to take the train at this hours?

You know I'm used to it,

when you're single you get used to traveling alone.

Listen, if you want I'll drive you home.

So? Do you miss your 25 year old?

Aline, I already told you that I was sorry.

It's not because you cheated on me that hurt me,

it's because she's the same age as your son.

It's with a boy like Quentin that she should be going out with.

Ok, we've arrived.

Thank you so much, I don't know how I would have made it home.

Would you like a tea before heading home?

Can I call you Quentin, we're about the same age I'm guessing.

No not at all.

Is it your house you were about to walk into earlier?

To be honest it's my parent's house. you still live with your parents?

I got canned from work so I moved back in 6 month ago

But I'm fairly free to live my life, I try not to tell them too much.

Why do you say that?

Let's just say that they're both in the medical business.

That my stepmom is a psychiatrist and I don't want them to interpret all my actions.

I was the poster child for family upbringing.

And your father and stepmom. What type of couple are they?

You think they still love each other?

I guess so.

Do you still think they still make love?

Why do you want to know? I never asked them.

Forget about it. It's a survey for college.

Hello my dear? Yes it's me.

I'm really sorry but I'm far from done and I need to finish before tomorrow.

Don't wait up for me to dine it's already late.

I don't know still another hour then I'm off.

Ok, see you soon dear.

Good evening

Weren't you a red head in the picture?

And a little bit thinner?

To be honest, I'm replacing Christina, she's gone to Switzerland.

My name is Tatiana. You all have name’s that end in “a”?

If it bothers your that I am not Christina, I can leave, we can cancel.

no no stay, I'm sorry where are my manners.

Go ahead you're making me cum.

Why do you do this? Do what?

Why do you earn a living doing this? Why wouldn't I?

Because I'm sure you're worth more than this. You don't know that.

And where do you get off judging my work. I don't judge yours.

I didn't even ask what you do in life?

Something not widely interesting, I work in mergers and acquisition.

Really? And you think it's all that?

On a moral stand point it could be a bit better.

It's not so exemplary to be selling your body like you do.

Anyways, I hope you'll get over this and end up finding a husband.

What is this bullshit paternal speech?

A bit hypocritical no?

I bet your wife is waiting for you at home

who doesn't know you spend your money on escorts.

I don't judge my clients and they don't judge me.

Anything that happens outside of that is nobody's business.

So, I'm going to go. Thanks for the tea

and if you pass by the neighborhood just let me know

I'll make a point of it.

Thanks again for taking me home.

Quentin, wait!

Hello Aline. Hi dad.

Hey Quentin, well well, what energy this morning.

I'm in a good mood.

Has Quentin found love? Maybe Aline, that could be the case.

And when will we be meeting her? I was about to ask you.

Really, it's a serious thing?

Actually it's brand new, I think it could be serious.

Why don't you invite her for diner?

Sylvia, it's Alban,

I called a couple of times but I keep getting you voicemail.

I thought about it.

I think I was a bit rough the other day. I'm worried about you

Anyways I hope you're ok, bye.

I'm a bit nervous. I hope they’ll like me.

Don't worry they're very open-minded. I sure they'll put you at ease.

Aline, meet Sylvia, the person l talked to you about.

Good evening Sylvia, lovely to meet you

Good evening.

Well, make yourself at ease.

Alban should be arriving soon.

Shall l serve you a drink?

I'd love a glass of wine.

Hi there, I hope I didn't make you wait too long.

We were about to start our pre-dinner drinks.

What the hell is she doing there?

But darling, this is Quentin's friend,

she was invited for diner tonight.

I'm sorry, I took you for somebody else.

Well, since everybody is here, we can all dine.

So what kind of work do you do? I'm majoring in social science.

Sylvia is witting her thesis.

Really? What is the subject?

« Tyrany of sexual agism »

it's about 50 year old men who bang young women because they're scared of aging.

In getting some mustard, anybody need anything?

Can you point me to the bathroom? Can you show Sylvia please?

If you'd like to follow me.

What game are you playing? And what are you doing in my house?

I though you'd be happy to see me. Seeing the number of messages you left.

So Alban, having regrets are we?

But why are you doing this? Do you want to get even?

You can't continue on lying to Quentin.

Lie? Who's lying? Which one has lied the most?

I though you were going to leave her? I though she was

ugly, pointless, careless,

Why did you not tell me the truth?

Because I was weak.

Because I was afraid you’d leave me.

That's what I should have done. You took me for a fool !

Listen Sylvia, I blame myself.

But i won't let you mess with my family.

Leave Quentin out of this, it's between you and me.

If I were in your shoes I'd shut it.

One word about this to Quentin and I tell everything to your wife.

So what? She's aware, I told her everything.

Everything? Are you sure?

I imagine that you showed bravery and minimized the situation.

That it was just a fling with a young woman.

But does she know that it’s been a year this is going on?

You told me that you wanted to live with me. You could not stand her,

nothing right?

So i recommend you shut it.

Interesting evening isn't it?

For sure.

In a way l am happy that Quentin has a girlfriend.

On the other hand, I don't know, she's a bit peculiar.

This girl is not right for him. I feel it.

I noticed that.

you've been awful all throughout the diner.

I don't want her to set foot in this house.

Can you tell what you have against here?

I've seen you rude before but you surpassed yourself.

I know you know her. What are you talking about?

Come on, who's that chick?

She's a patient.

I can see your nose is growing Pinocchio.

I'll tell you everything.

It's Patrick's ex and their breakup did not go well.

She fell in love and expected he'd leave Marianne for her.

In the end it was her who got dumped.

Are you planning on speaking with Quentin? he seems so happy.

I don’t know.

Don't tell him anything for the moment.

What are you eating? Raviolis.

Good going, now that's a balance diet.

I don't have a woman to cook for me. But seeing as Sylvia can cook.

You should be careful of her.

Be careful of her? What are you talking about?

You've criticized me for not being independent,

nor a job, or being married.

And now you are telling me to be careful of her? Make up your mind.

I just don't think she's right for you

Listen dad.

When you decided to get married with Aline after having left mom

I could have had many reasons to piss you off instead I never resented your choice.

And now you tell me That i should not see her.

Quentin, can’t explain.

Dad, mind your own ass.

I don't know how you can stand the lies of your men.

l find you extremely patient. Too patient

What can you do? We can't just dump them for a mere fling.

A divorce is too long, it's a hassle.

It’s expensive. Maybe, but what do you want to do.

Threaten them? What good would that do?

Do you really think that It'll stop them from cheating?

The one who's right is Aline, she stays stoic, and all is well,

I wouldn't be able to do it.

m starting to lose my stoicism.

That he cheats is one thing but that he cannot tell me the truth,

that's intolerable.

He's taking me for an idiot and I can’t stand it anymore.

And the icing on the cake is that he uses Patrick as an excuse is The icing on the cake.

what shocks me the most is the age of these women, the one I saw was half my age,

i could've been her mom.

the infamous Sylvia is 25.

What's the deal with men always Wanting to bang such young bimbos!

Seriously we’re not so bad looking at 40.

As if we were fat ugly and hung around in sweats all day.

That’s not the issue here, We'd be fashion models it would still be the same.

I stay fit, I just spent $300 on Botox

That's not the point, it's not our age but their age.

We're not the ones with a mid-life crisis.

if they go fool around it's not because we're not young enough but because they feel older.

and let's not forget that, they are using their last hormonal reserves

Inconsciously.

if they want descendants, it's now or never.

Have you noticed the 2 morons looking all this time?

the 2 Studs there?

Helen, let me show you what it means to be a cougar.

Where are you going?

What is she doing?

Cute dog, what is it? It’s an Bulldog

and he doesn't salivate too much?

He's ok

Still he seems a bit hot. He's adapting.

You're such a cutie.

Shall I pour you a drink or should we get right to it

You don't want to get acquainted first?

Why for?

Here take this.

What's that for? I insist, take it.

Are you taking me for a prostitute? Where's the harm in that?

We had fun and you’ll leave here with spending cash, easy no?

fine but… why?

because this relationship will have been a monetary relationship,

because we won't be attached to one another.

ok, but a girl like you doesn't need to pay to get laid.

Should you have been old and ugly

I’d understand you'd have a hard time finding someone.

But you are beautiful as can be.

Money makes things clearer, no links attached,

you don't ask me for my number and I don't ask for yours.

No mails or SMS;

we won't feel for one another nor the desire to hook up.

There is nothing more frightening than attachment.

That made me thirsty. There should be water in the fridge.

Go in the living room, I'll get it for you.

alright, see you soon.

So, you liked the show?

Too bad you only had the audio.

I told you not to set foot in this house again!

But you'd miss me. No?

Not even a little bit?

At any rate, I miss you. Your lips.

Kiss me.

Get the hell out of here.

And don't you ever dare set foot here again!

Good evening darling. Hello

You don't seem ok, what's going on?

The Henri 5 hotel called today. You left your ID card in room 416 yesterday.

What a cluster fuck. Tell me about it.

Guys, I told you so but you didn't want to listen.

You almost lost everything.

Jean Marc, you're on probation and your wife is inches away from kicking you Out.

As for you Alban, not only did you lost Aline's confidence

but you've managed to turn your son against you.

All this for a chick that you ended up separating so I don't see the point.

We are pigs,

Him because he goes to se whores And me because I have swingers parties.

The only one that is is somewhat in the norm is him

He’s the one that made the biggest mess.

Well, not that I'm bored.

but my wife asked me to come home early and I don't want to disappoint her.

We're having guests over and there's rabbit for diner.

What do you think. Do you find me pretty?

Very, VERY nice. How about me? I don’t look to dumb?

You look great Shall we? Let's go.

So you have the chips I have the fruits.

Let’s go.

And we're Off!