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Billy ?
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Is anyone here ?
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Billy ?
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Hey.
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Hey. I just noticed
the front door was open.
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Maybe you left it that way ?
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I don't know. I thought
I heard something.
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I know the whole house
creaks, but I was just...
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if you have any doubts,
go to the Cassano's.
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I'm in the car. I'm a few blocks away.
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No, I'm sure it's nothing.
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Love you.
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Oh ! Uh, the... the door banged shut.
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I'm sure it was just the wind.
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Oh, God. It's okay.
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It's okay, it's just me.
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You all right ? Uhh !
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Margaret...
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Hey...
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Margaret ! Oh...
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oh, my stomach ! Oh...
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I get it.
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You're jealous of my new cane,
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so you hired a new doctor
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that you could lean on. Exactly.
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Nothing to do with the fact that
you instructed me to hire one.
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Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict,
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your new fellow.
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Nice to meet you.
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Um, I just finished
my psychiatry residency
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at St. Jude's.
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And I loved studying the mind,
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but I thought I could
make more of a difference,
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or at least... man, you're hot.
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I mean, seriously.
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30-year-old female... I
know what you're thinking.
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She looks like Cameron,
and he's hired her
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solely to sleep with her.
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No, none of us were thinking that.
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Well, you should have.
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But you'd be foolishly wrong.
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Yes, he's been dating at a
near-Clooney pace recently,
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but at this point,
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the only hole he's trying to
fill is the one in his soul,
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which means it's the
emotional connection
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with Cameron that he misses.
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Did you ever marry a dying man ?
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And if so, did you freeze his sperm ?
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Okay, so Cameron's his ex.
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But sperm...
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She's not like Cameron.
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Then why'd you make her
wear Cameron's clothes ?
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No, I'm wearing my own clothes.
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30-year-old
female.
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Severe vomiting and abdominal pain
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preceded by three days of moderate pain.
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Slightly elevated LFTs.
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Could be lead poi... uh, uh, uh !
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If I know Dr. Shameron...
and I think I do...
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she'll want this chance for a little
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stuff-strutting.
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Okay, hepatitis "A".
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Serologies are negative. Right...
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Appendicitis... that
hasn't ruptured by now ?
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It's hepatic fibrosis.
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At the risk of having Foreman
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snark at me too,
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lead poisoning could also work.
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Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis.
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Search the home for heavy metals.
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What's you position on the legality
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of illegal break-ins ?
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That's more of a second
week type activity.
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We'll do the angiogram.
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I'll meet you in radiology, third floor.
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She was nervous. Give her a break.
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Oh... And she's not like Cameron.
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True.
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Cameron had much smaller breasts.
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By which I mean she was smarter.
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How are things going with Cuddy ?
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Great.
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We've gotten to fifth base.
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That's two home runs,
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and then she gives me back a triple.
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I could see you on this one.
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Am I wearing a dashiki ?
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Easy Rider auditions
ended four decades ago.
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Are you sleeping over there yet ?
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Nope. She comes over,
we hook up, she leaves.
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Whose idea was that ?
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Mine. But I let her think it's hers.
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That's the fun of a relationship.
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You get the sex, the dinners...
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Video game partnership.
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I also get a full-night's sleep.
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Okay, taking it slow. That could work.
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You are spending time with the kid ?
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As little as possible.
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That is one boring child.
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House, she's a toddler. I know.
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I'm grading on a curve. It's that bad.
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Oh, you think you were
the scintillating wit
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at two and a half ?
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I wasn't trying to eat shoes.
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Cuddy could have adopted
a golden retriever.
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Oh, yeah, things are
definitely going great.
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We'll get to it when we get to it.
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You really like these,
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or are you just avoiding
a touchy conversation ?
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Nah. This one's too metrosexual.
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This one's too heterosexual.
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They're identical.
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Do you even want my input ?
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No.
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Then why did you invite me ?
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Who'd drive my car
home if I buy a bike ?
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You did fine.
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House is just trying to get at me.
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And he's wrong, by the way.
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I hired you because you're
the most qualified applicant.
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Injecting dye.
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Dr. Foreman didn't
seem to like me either.
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Oh, well, he takes a
little while to warm up.
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In my case, I'm hoping
year seven does the trick.
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Tapering cutoff in the left branch
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of the hepatic artery.
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Tumor ?
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Looks more like scar tissue.
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From what, surgery ?
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Probably.
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Look at her rib cage.
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She broke, what, five or
six bones at some point ?
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She didn't tell us about this ?
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No, she didn't.
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I checked the pipes and the paint.
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It's not lead poisoning.
You got anything ?
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Yeah...
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I was looking around in
the corner over there.
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I found a question about
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why you have a problem
with our new doctor.
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Sorry, we should all be
super-polite in the ddxes,
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fail to correct each other,
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and then treat patients for
diseases they don't have.
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Dude, is this about Thirteen ?
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No. Why are you calling me "dude" ?
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Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her
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when you've still got feelings.
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One... I don't have feelings
for Thirteen beyond friendship.
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Two... it's a temporary replacement.
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And three... dude ?
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It felt right.
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The day the patient collapsed,
she say where she was working ?
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Cleaning job in summit,
then she went straight home.
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Then why's she got a credit
card receipt for lunch
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from a cafe in Trenton ?
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I'm not hiding anything.
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I just got the days wrong.
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I worked in Trenton on Tuesday.
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I worked in summit on Monday.
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I guess it slipped my mind.
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And breaking eight ribs ?
That slip yo mind too ?
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You know how I was on the cycling team
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when I was at U mass ?M
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Well, during training,
I fell off my bike...
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Right onto a sprinkler head.
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Why didn't you tell us ?
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It was ten years ago.
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I didn't think it could be
related to my stomach problems.
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We're going to need to see
the records from the operation.
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You think it is related ?
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The strange stuff we
found in your liver,
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it's probably hepatic fibrosis,
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but it could also just be a
screw-up from the old surgery.
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The operation was done at
the University Hospital.
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Hopefully they still have the records.
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Come back. Just one more time.
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You'll love it.
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My wrists are tired.
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I can't defeat the new
decimator 98 all alone.
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Come on, we're a team.
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You understand, right ?
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The babysitter's
leaving in half an hour.
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Oops, you're right.
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Scram.
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I've got a massage coming by in five.
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It was at that moment she realized
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the romance was already gone.
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Head shot !
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Oh... Hi.
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Hi.
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I called U Mass.
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There's no record of
any surgery for Margaret.
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You use her maiden name ?
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No. Kelly knows nothing about
the concept of married names.
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It wasn't covered in
her psychiatry residency.
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Margaret was never even
registered at the university.
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Call the other hospitals in the area.
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Done. Nothing.
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So I ran her social security number
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through one of those websites.
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Her number matches her name,
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but she's got no credit history
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until three years ago.
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And based on her number,
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she was born around 1945.
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She stole someone's identity.
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Supraventricular tachycardia. 150 bpm.
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Carotid massage ? Not responding.
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Get the adenocine. We've tried already.
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Get the pacemaker. We can overdrive her.
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Dorothy.
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Dorothy, dear... It's aunt Em, darling.
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What's... what's wrong with me ?
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Well, on the one hand,
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you've got some mysterious
heart and tummy problems.
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On the other, you look
great for a 65-year-old.
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So who are you ?
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And, no, that's not some weird
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Canadian pronunciation of "how".
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They're saying you
changed your identity.
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What are they talking about, Margaret ?
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I don't know.
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Well, that falls in the
obviously stupid lie category,
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which you're familiar with
from the one you told us
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about your bike accident.
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You thought we'd never check ?
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Five years ago... I was married.
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Who was he ?
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Just a guy. I met him in high school.
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He was older.
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He... Used to get jealous... Do drugs.
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Those broken bones ?
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He...
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He would tell me to
take off all my clothes
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so he could inspect me.
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Then he would hit me.
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I got a restraining order,
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ran away, but he found me anyway.
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That's when he broke my ribs.
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So I moved away again to Arizona.
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Came back from work one day...
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He'd broken in, fed
pesticides to my dog...
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Killed her.
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I bought a dead woman's identity,
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changed my name, moved here.
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Is this related to why you
were in Trenton yesterday ?
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There's a support group for abused women
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at Trenton General.
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I go a lot.
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What's his name ? Please,
don't do this. I don't...
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just... just tell me.
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Carl.
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Carl what ?
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This is why I didn't tell you.
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'Cause you go confront
him, he'll kill you.
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Well, I've got another name
you can tell us instead.
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Yours.
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It's Jenny.
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Now, some person
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seemed to think that I
was not being fair to you
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in our last ddx
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because I made you nervous.
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So this time, I'm gonna put you at ease.
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It's just you and old doc House.
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A couple of pals
267
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chittin' the chat.
268
00:14:01,752 --> 00:14:02,952
Why not just place a chair
269
00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:04,971
above a trap door with
a shark tank underneath ?
270
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,957
Wednesday is when I get
my shark tank cleaned.
271
00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:10,760
Also because I'm giving her a chance.
272
00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:13,096
You're giving her a test.
This whole job is a test.
273
00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:14,564
I'm giving her the
chance to fail it sooner
274
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,182
rather than later.
275
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:17,734
Or pass.
276
00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:22,905
Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs
rule out hepatic fibrosis.
277
00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,974
So heart and stomach.
278
00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,843
Gastritis. Explains the
stomach, not the heart.
279
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,811
Atrial fibrillation ? Explains
the heart, not the stomach.
280
00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:31,331
Sorry, sorry. Cystitis.
281
00:14:31,398 --> 00:14:33,750
Explains the... Nothing.
282
00:14:33,817 --> 00:14:35,484
I meant cholecystitis.
283
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,286
It would have showed up
on the physical examine.
284
00:14:37,338 --> 00:14:38,838
Do we have to sit here all day ?
285
00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:40,322
You got a better answer than
she does, then let's hear it.
286
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:42,592
I'm sure she's already
starting to think how,
287
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,928
if we put the symptoms
together with the abusive ex,
288
00:14:45,996 --> 00:14:51,617
the fact that she'd just
eaten, the open door...
289
00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:53,519
Rhymes with moison...
290
00:14:53,604 --> 00:14:55,788
You think her ex-husband
tried to poison her ?
291
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:57,991
Even if he found her somehow,
292
00:14:58,058 --> 00:14:59,809
these abusers have a pattern.
293
00:14:59,877 --> 00:15:02,362
He beat her with his hands.
Poison's too impersonal.
294
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:04,113
It doesn't fit. Exactly.
295
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:07,817
The counterargument is woof !
296
00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:08,918
Her ex poisoned her dog.
297
00:15:08,986 --> 00:15:13,373
Oh... Right.
298
00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:14,707
She said he used pesticides.
299
00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,875
He could have stuck some in her dinner.
300
00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:18,878
Treat with pralidoxime.
301
00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,696
"A" for effort ?
302
00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:31,090
House was wrong trying to come up
303
00:15:31,175 --> 00:15:34,927
with a complicated
reason you hired Kelly.
304
00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:36,896
Thank you.
305
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:38,981
It's actually quite simple.
306
00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:40,950
You think she's hot. You
u want to sleep with her.
307
00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:44,020
Well, it was nice to see you finally
308
00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:45,571
taking an interest in my life.
309
00:15:45,656 --> 00:15:46,606
We should go bowling sometime.
310
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:47,857
I'm just saying if you spend
311
00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:49,692
all your off-work time
and energy getting laid,
312
00:15:49,743 --> 00:15:51,494
it's gonna spill into your work as well.
313
00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:53,529
She's smart. You didn't interview her.
314
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,648
I did glance at her resume.
315
00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:57,784
Middling grades, middling med school.
316
00:15:57,868 --> 00:16:01,554
She was Editor for Rutgers'
daily undergrad newspaper.
317
00:16:01,622 --> 00:16:03,206
That shows a lot more
guts and determination
318
00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:05,341
than med school grades.
319
00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:07,576
Uh-huh.
320
00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:09,762
How long did you interview her ?
321
00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:11,798
45 minutes, at least.
322
00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:15,718
How much of that was after
you decided to hire her ?
323
00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:18,254
You saw what you wanted to see.
324
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:23,576
This guy broke into our house ?
325
00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:25,361
That's the theory.
326
00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:28,097
I don't know, it could be true.
327
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:29,816
And you didn't tell me out him
328
00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:31,400
because you didn't trust me ?
329
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,819
I just didn't want you to get involved.
330
00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,822
I'm already involved. We're married.
331
00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:37,540
It was the worst time in my life.
332
00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:39,325
I wanted to block it out.
333
00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:42,879
I'm sorry.
334
00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:44,630
I gotta get out of here.
335
00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:48,751
Where are you going ? I don't know.
336
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,408
Hey...
337
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,060
So I'm seeing you tonight
338
00:16:58,112 --> 00:17:00,663
yes. And you would have
339
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:01,998
even it you hadn't told me that.
340
00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:05,268
I was just wondering, your masseuse...
341
00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:07,837
Brandi. I'm sure I'm imagining this,
342
00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:10,289
although I'm not as sure
now that I know her name,
343
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,126
but she seems a little...
344
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,910
How do I say this ? I don't know.
345
00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,913
Um, a bit slutty. She is a hooker.
346
00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:21,300
If she's not slutty, she's
doing something wrong.
347
00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:24,604
What ? Did you have sex with her ?
348
00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:27,190
Yesterday ?
349
00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:29,859
Ah, you're getting confused
by the hooker thing.
350
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,979
No, of course not. I'm dating you.
351
00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:35,982
But you used to have sex with her.
352
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,934
Well, it was a massage
353
00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:40,369
plus happy ending sort of thing.
354
00:17:40,437 --> 00:17:43,772
Now it's more of a sad ending.
355
00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:46,125
Because of you !
356
00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:51,414
I've tried 15 different
massage therapists
357
00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:52,832
over the last few years.
358
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,834
I don't know why, but
she's the best I've found.
359
00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:56,836
She makes my leg feel better.
360
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,589
So you really think that I would be okay
361
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,507
with you getting a massage from a hooker
362
00:18:01,592 --> 00:18:03,025
you used to have sex with ?
363
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:04,660
You don't mind the massage part,
364
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:07,096
you mind the sex part,
which doesn't exist anymore.
365
00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:08,797
I know a great physical therapist.
366
00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:11,150
I will give you her number.
367
00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:13,269
Why would I give up
one who definitely works
368
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320
for one who might work ?
369
00:18:14,404 --> 00:18:15,988
Because I asked you to.
370
00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:18,274
That's not really an
argument, now, is it ?
371
00:18:18,342 --> 00:18:21,861
I won't see you until
you stop seeing her.
372
00:18:25,332 --> 00:18:27,049
Well, that's an argument.
373
00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:31,254
How's our patient doing ?
374
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,423
Well, she's stable, but
it's too early to tell
375
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:37,460
if the pralidoxime is working.
376
00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:38,678
Come on, go home.
377
00:18:38,762 --> 00:18:40,580
You can't re-cram all
of med school right now.
378
00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:43,182
I'm feeling a lot of pressure here.
379
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,967
You were the Editor
of your school paper.
380
00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:47,503
I think you know how
to deal with pressure.
381
00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,972
No, I wasn't.
382
00:18:50,023 --> 00:18:52,942
On your resume it said
"Rutgers Daily Herald Editor".
383
00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:54,243
Didn't it ?
384
00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:55,928
I wasn't head of the paper.
385
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,363
That's called Editor in Chief.
386
00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,614
I was just a writer.
387
00:18:58,682 --> 00:19:01,617
We're all called Editors. Ah.
388
00:19:01,685 --> 00:19:03,869
Did you hire me because of that ?
389
00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:05,621
Not entirely.
390
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,207
Look, if you're having
buyer's remorse...
391
00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,576
Oh, no, uh, I'm not.
392
00:19:10,661 --> 00:19:12,695
You might want to check out volume two
393
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:17,700
on infectious diseases.
394
00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:19,685
Patient's husband just
got admitted to the E.R.
395
00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:33,099
Let's say you had a really
fantastic handyman...
396
00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:35,034
I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking
397
00:19:35,102 --> 00:19:36,686
to ask about handymen.
398
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:37,887
Do go on.
399
00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:40,773
Would Sam ask you to stop using him
400
00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:42,775
because you might have
had a sexual relationship
401
00:19:42,859 --> 00:19:44,510
with him in the past ?
402
00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:47,196
Ah, yes, the age-old
hooker massage conundrum.
403
00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:48,731
Cuddy might have mentioned
something about it.
404
00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,334
Let's say you're right.
405
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,735
Completely right about everything.
406
00:19:52,786 --> 00:19:54,370
Give in anyway.
407
00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:56,672
This is not a point of pride.
This is a point of principle.
408
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,759
Right, you're the Rosa
Parks of hooker massages.
409
00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:01,577
The principle is she's being irrational.
410
00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:03,346
If I give in on this,
411
00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,264
it sets the stage for
the whole relationship.
412
00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:06,515
Putting up with irrationality
413
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,351
is the foundation for
every relationship.
414
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:11,053
I agree with Sam when she's
calling her father a monster.
415
00:20:11,104 --> 00:20:12,388
I agree with her when
she's calling him a Saint.
416
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:14,240
And in exchange, I get
to have sex with her.
417
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,625
And I'm sure she has
similar tradeoffs with me.
418
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,228
Relationships are hard.
You have to make sacrifices.
419
00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:22,264
So sacrifice being crazy.
420
00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,933
Go get her a gift and apologize.
421
00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:28,871
You finally made a good point.
422
00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:32,158
Which, clearly, you have misunderstood
423
00:20:32,242 --> 00:20:33,559
based on how quickly you agreed.
424
00:20:33,627 --> 00:20:35,277
The kitchen's burning.
425
00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:38,331
Oh...
426
00:20:38,415 --> 00:20:41,300
We've got to get you
thinking like House.
427
00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:43,252
The husband's in the E.R.
if he's got similar symptoms,
428
00:20:43,303 --> 00:20:44,887
it could mean environmental.
429
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,555
Which helps organophosphate theory.
430
00:20:46,623 --> 00:20:48,957
Or maybe it's an infection,
431
00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:51,394
which would mean we were wrong. Exactly.
432
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,646
Or maybe he just got
sick with something else.
433
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,431
Coincidence ?
434
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:56,965
Yeah.
435
00:20:57,017 --> 00:20:58,967
All right, here's one
big piece of advice.
436
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:02,638
House doesn't buy coincidences.
437
00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:04,640
Okay, it's not environmental.
438
00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:06,575
What happened to you
? What's it look like ?
439
00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:07,943
Looks like someone kicked your ass.
440
00:21:07,994 --> 00:21:09,945
What happened ? I looked
in her address book.
441
00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,497
There's a guy named Carl in Brooklyn.
442
00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:12,782
She told you to stay away from him.
443
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,051
I'm not so good at following
direction sometimes.
444
00:21:15,118 --> 00:21:20,005
I found him, I got angry,
which I also do sometimes.
445
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,791
He said he didn't know
what I was talking about.
446
00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:23,659
He wouldn't let me in.
I got more pissed...
447
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,211
Next thing I know, I'm on the floor
448
00:21:25,278 --> 00:21:27,346
and he's called the
cops. You get arrested ?
449
00:21:27,431 --> 00:21:30,216
No, he didn't press charges.
450
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,217
Well, you should press charges.
451
00:21:31,301 --> 00:21:32,334
If he tried to poison her...
452
00:21:32,386 --> 00:21:33,352
No, he really didn't know
453
00:21:33,437 --> 00:21:35,054
what I was talking about.
454
00:21:35,138 --> 00:21:36,972
He's just some guy that Margaret...
455
00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:38,474
damn it, that's not even her name...
456
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:40,176
Jenny just...
457
00:21:40,243 --> 00:21:43,846
some guy that Jenny used to work with.
458
00:21:43,897 --> 00:21:47,850
I was stupid. I just assumed that
459
00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:51,370
the name Carl was...
460
00:21:51,455 --> 00:21:54,156
I just wanted to find the
guy that poisoned my wife.
461
00:21:54,207 --> 00:21:56,542
What's up ?
462
00:21:58,829 --> 00:22:01,163
Pyrexia. 103 and rising.
463
00:22:01,214 --> 00:22:03,466
I'll be right up.
464
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:06,001
Your wife just spiked a fever.
465
00:22:06,052 --> 00:22:07,720
What's that mean ?
466
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,138
She wasn't poisoned.
467
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,632
What are you doing ?
468
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:20,867
Just letting you all share in the joys
469
00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:23,219
of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns.
470
00:22:23,287 --> 00:22:25,038
Which the husband probably
would have beaten up
471
00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:26,572
if he'd found it in the address book.
472
00:22:26,624 --> 00:22:28,875
Would you mind standing
next to the screen ?
473
00:22:28,926 --> 00:22:31,377
Yeah, she'd love to become
a target for your ridicule.
474
00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:32,679
She is not ready ?
475
00:22:32,746 --> 00:22:34,964
Endocarditis ? Normal EKG.
476
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,250
No osler nodes. Right, Dr. Kelly !
477
00:22:37,318 --> 00:22:38,635
Kelly's her first name.
478
00:22:38,719 --> 00:22:39,719
What's your point, Dr. Robert ?
479
00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,387
Run an echo. I already did.
480
00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:42,939
No vegetations. Valves are clear.
481
00:22:43,023 --> 00:22:44,140
Snapilicious !
482
00:22:44,225 --> 00:22:45,775
But as I always like to say,
483
00:22:45,843 --> 00:22:48,394
it's better to be a helpful
Helen than a negative Nelly.
484
00:22:48,445 --> 00:22:50,363
So while you're cooking
up some ideas of your own,
485
00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:54,200
allow me to present theory
2.0 of why Chase hired you.
486
00:22:54,268 --> 00:22:58,421
Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelganger.
487
00:22:58,489 --> 00:23:00,790
Oh, no. Hold on a second.
488
00:23:00,874 --> 00:23:02,659
Oh, come on.
489
00:23:02,743 --> 00:23:04,377
House... Is that...
490
00:23:04,444 --> 00:23:08,447
That's baby Chase and
his mom. That's adorable !
491
00:23:08,499 --> 00:23:11,000
Never mind the baby, peep the babe.
492
00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:13,586
Note the cheekbones and eye shape.
493
00:23:13,654 --> 00:23:15,388
They do actually look alike.
494
00:23:15,455 --> 00:23:16,406
I know what you're thinking,
495
00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:17,890
Chase wants to sleep with his mom.
496
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:20,326
But who wouldn't hit that
if that looked like that ?
497
00:23:20,394 --> 00:23:22,795
It's a classic case of
what Freud called... stop.
498
00:23:22,846 --> 00:23:24,463
This isn't about Chase's mother.
499
00:23:24,515 --> 00:23:26,482
You're wrong. What do
you mean he's wrong ?
500
00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,101
It is about your mom ? No.
501
00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:30,637
So it's about... I'm assuming he thought
502
00:23:30,704 --> 00:23:32,488
I'd be a good member of the team.
503
00:23:32,573 --> 00:23:35,325
And on that subject,
what about Legionnaire's ?
504
00:23:35,409 --> 00:23:37,777
Taub said he saw a
rattly old air conditioner
505
00:23:37,828 --> 00:23:39,245
in the patient's house.
506
00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:40,697
I don't care if he saw her licking
507
00:23:40,781 --> 00:23:42,665
a petri dish of bacilli,
there's no lung involvement.
508
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,150
All we know is we don't see it.
509
00:23:44,201 --> 00:23:46,319
Dehydration from the fever
could hide the pneumonia.
510
00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:49,956
Okay, forget the mom theory.
511
00:23:50,007 --> 00:23:53,426
Now water the patient,
treat for Legionnaire's.
512
00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:54,627
Hey, Taub.
513
00:23:54,678 --> 00:23:57,163
You didn't write up the AC system.
514
00:23:57,214 --> 00:23:58,881
Did you mention it to Kelly ?
515
00:23:58,949 --> 00:24:00,516
No.
516
00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:01,968
Did you mention it to Chase ?
517
00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:04,503
Yeah.
518
00:24:04,555 --> 00:24:07,890
Whose idea was Legionnaire's ?
519
00:24:07,975 --> 00:24:10,109
Dr. Chase's.
520
00:24:10,177 --> 00:24:12,511
Well, you get major points
for trying to trick me.
521
00:24:12,563 --> 00:24:16,149
Unfortunately, you lose
'em all for failing.
522
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,484
Hold that. Hold that.
523
00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:19,902
See, now you're frowning.
524
00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:20,987
You can really see the resemblance.
525
00:24:24,124 --> 00:24:25,408
So who gives a crap if I prepped her ?
526
00:24:25,492 --> 00:24:28,411
Uh, House. And that's just
off the top of my head.
527
00:24:28,495 --> 00:24:29,579
Why are you doing this ?
528
00:24:29,647 --> 00:24:31,030
You trying to make me look bad
529
00:24:31,098 --> 00:24:32,531
so you look better...
Or you don't like her,
530
00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,233
or you're angry at me ?
531
00:24:34,301 --> 00:24:36,636
What ? We hire someone unqualified,
532
00:24:36,704 --> 00:24:38,304
it's just dead weight
we'll all be pulling.
533
00:24:38,372 --> 00:24:40,256
Me especially. You especially why ?
534
00:24:40,324 --> 00:24:42,075
What do you mean why ?
Because I'm... you're what ?
535
00:24:42,142 --> 00:24:43,542
You're my boss or something ?
536
00:24:43,594 --> 00:24:45,261
Something like.
537
00:24:45,346 --> 00:24:47,296
So that's what it is.
538
00:24:47,364 --> 00:24:49,098
You're angry that
House gave me the chance
539
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,549
to hire someone because you still think
540
00:24:50,601 --> 00:24:51,884
you're at a different
level to everyone else.
541
00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:54,270
That's just pathetic. I
am at a different level.
542
00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:56,239
Which is reflected in what, exactly ?
543
00:24:56,323 --> 00:24:58,775
Your title ? No.
544
00:24:58,859 --> 00:25:01,494
Ur salary ? Not really.
545
00:25:01,561 --> 00:25:02,645
Your responsibilities ?
546
00:25:02,713 --> 00:25:05,431
Hardly. Your attitude ?
547
00:25:05,499 --> 00:25:06,783
Ah.
548
00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:08,951
I think we finally found it.
549
00:25:09,019 --> 00:25:10,586
It doesn't change the fact
that you made a bad decision
550
00:25:10,671 --> 00:25:12,088
because you want to get laid.
551
00:25:12,156 --> 00:25:13,873
Or the fact that you're
courageously picking on Kelly
552
00:25:13,924 --> 00:25:15,208
because you're scared to take on House.
553
00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:17,293
Congratulations.
554
00:25:17,378 --> 00:25:19,912
You're a real leader.
555
00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:36,729
I am Felipe.
556
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,764
Oh, you've gotta be kidding.
557
00:25:38,816 --> 00:25:41,017
Dr. House was worried
how you left things.
558
00:25:41,085 --> 00:25:43,202
He's giving you a massage.
559
00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:45,388
As an admission he was wrong ? Yes.
560
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,941
Well, tell him thanks,
but I have a meeting
561
00:25:48,992 --> 00:25:50,510
with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes.
562
00:25:50,577 --> 00:25:52,462
He says you would say that,
563
00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:54,297
and to say no, you don't.
564
00:25:54,381 --> 00:25:57,049
Well, tell him ne needs to
stop canceling my appointments,
565
00:25:57,117 --> 00:25:59,085
because I will just reschedule them.
566
00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:04,390
He says you would say
that, and to say... Uh...
567
00:26:06,427 --> 00:26:10,963
That "Dr. Schatz is a
fat, lonely moron who,
568
00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:14,634
"in an effort to have
contact with human female,
569
00:26:14,701 --> 00:26:16,936
"makes the same exact complaint
570
00:26:17,004 --> 00:26:18,771
"about parking spaces every month.
571
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:24,694
And you know you have
to stop enabling him".
572
00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:28,364
I have great fingers.
573
00:26:35,789 --> 00:26:38,157
That's so nice.
574
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:42,528
Thank you.
575
00:26:42,596 --> 00:26:44,781
How long have you been a masseur ?
576
00:26:44,865 --> 00:26:48,234
What is that... "Masseur" ?
577
00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:50,620
A massage therapist.
578
00:26:50,704 --> 00:26:56,325
Oh, no, not long.
579
00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,361
How did my boyfriend find you ?
580
00:26:58,428 --> 00:27:02,265
Boyfriend ? Dr. House.
581
00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:05,551
He is your boyfriend ?
582
00:27:05,619 --> 00:27:08,171
Why is that surprising ?
583
00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:11,674
I just mean, if he found me,
584
00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:14,427
I do not think he's got no girlfriend.
585
00:27:14,478 --> 00:27:17,980
Are you a prostitute ?
586
00:27:18,048 --> 00:27:19,765
Are you a cop ?
587
00:27:19,817 --> 00:27:24,237
Then no.
588
00:27:24,304 --> 00:27:25,238
Get your hands off me.
589
00:27:31,614 --> 00:27:33,682
I didn't know you smoked.
590
00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:34,850
I don't.
591
00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:40,889
I don't mind screwing up.
592
00:27:40,974 --> 00:27:42,024
I've screwed up in my life,
593
00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:43,275
and I've gotten over it.
594
00:27:43,342 --> 00:27:45,277
But I'm not a cheater,
and I'm not a liar.
595
00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:48,463
And now I feel like both.
596
00:27:48,531 --> 00:27:53,118
You're right. I'm sorry.
597
00:27:53,185 --> 00:27:55,153
You work with House and you kind of get
598
00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:56,538
a messed-up perspective
of what's permissible
599
00:27:56,622 --> 00:27:57,522
in the workplace.
600
00:27:57,573 --> 00:28:00,876
Maybe I should just quit.
601
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,711
No. You're smart.
602
00:28:02,795 --> 00:28:04,713
You're hard-working.
603
00:28:04,797 --> 00:28:07,416
Yeah, but I'm not like you guys.
604
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,968
Use what makes you different.
605
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,204
A lot of this job is reading people,
606
00:28:12,271 --> 00:28:13,588
dealing with them.
607
00:28:13,673 --> 00:28:16,591
You're a psychiatrist...
Use your skills.
608
00:28:33,443 --> 00:28:35,444
Are you okay ?
609
00:28:35,528 --> 00:28:38,780
I checked with Trenton General.
610
00:28:38,865 --> 00:28:41,333
There's no support
group for abused women.
611
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,234
Maybe it was just...
612
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:46,254
if she was lying about that,
what else is she lying about ?
613
00:28:46,339 --> 00:28:48,406
I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused.
614
00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:51,376
Maybe she's a criminal.
Who the hell knows ?
615
00:28:51,427 --> 00:28:53,762
You don't know. That's the point.
616
00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,580
The way she's acting,
617
00:28:55,631 --> 00:28:57,299
that's the way abuse victims act.
618
00:28:57,383 --> 00:28:58,767
Their personalities are affected
619
00:28:58,851 --> 00:29:00,619
by what they went through.
620
00:29:00,686 --> 00:29:02,771
They find coping mechanisms.
621
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:05,140
I gotta talk to her
about this Trenton thing.
622
00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:08,393
If you wake her up,
make her feel defensive,
623
00:29:08,444 --> 00:29:09,761
it'll go bad.
624
00:29:09,829 --> 00:29:11,446
She doesn't need any more hostility
625
00:29:11,531 --> 00:29:13,248
or aggression in her life.
626
00:29:16,386 --> 00:29:18,787
Okay.
627
00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:23,992
Seriously ?
628
00:29:24,077 --> 00:29:26,995
A massage from a male hooker ?
629
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,049
He was ? Huh.
630
00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,318
That doesn't bother me at all.
631
00:29:33,386 --> 00:29:35,120
I guess we both learned
a valuable lesson.
632
00:29:35,171 --> 00:29:39,641
Except that I didn't used to
have sex with him, you idiot !
633
00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:42,894
Plus, he was a gay hooker.
634
00:29:42,962 --> 00:29:44,713
Do you have any idea how hard it is
635
00:29:44,781 --> 00:29:46,114
to find a straight male hooker ?
636
00:29:46,199 --> 00:29:48,900
Oh, come on.
637
00:29:48,951 --> 00:29:50,952
It's a massage.
638
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,121
I don't care who gives it to you.
639
00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:55,040
Why not treat me the same way ?
640
00:29:55,091 --> 00:29:57,575
I'm sure that some part of you
641
00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:59,244
believes this idiocy.
642
00:29:59,295 --> 00:30:02,047
But you can't possibly be stupid enough
643
00:30:02,098 --> 00:30:04,433
to think that you can
convince any part of me.
644
00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:06,551
And that can only mean
645
00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:09,771
you're trying to sabotage
this relationship.
646
00:30:09,856 --> 00:30:12,991
Why would I do that ?
647
00:30:13,059 --> 00:30:14,526
We're doing fine.
648
00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:17,145
Because the next step
from fine is serious,
649
00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:18,480
and you can't handle that,
650
00:30:18,548 --> 00:30:19,865
so you're trying to
keep me at arm's length
651
00:30:19,932 --> 00:30:21,266
with all this crap.
652
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,719
How about you ?
653
00:30:24,787 --> 00:30:27,389
I have been completely open with you.
654
00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:30,842
You won't let me sleep over.
655
00:30:30,910 --> 00:30:32,627
You basically haven't
introduced me to your daughter.
656
00:30:32,712 --> 00:30:35,080
But do you want to spend time with her ?
657
00:30:35,148 --> 00:30:40,268
Honestly... Before
this, I'd have said no.
658
00:30:40,353 --> 00:30:43,588
But... Yeah.
659
00:30:43,639 --> 00:30:45,357
How are we ever gonna be a couple
660
00:30:45,424 --> 00:30:47,425
if you keep hiding her from me ?
661
00:30:47,493 --> 00:30:50,862
House...
662
00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:54,883
I need to protect her.
663
00:30:54,951 --> 00:30:58,737
I let you into her
life, and you go away...
664
00:31:01,073 --> 00:31:05,610
Call it what it is.
665
00:31:05,661 --> 00:31:07,913
I'm not the only one who's holding back.
666
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,957
Hey, baby.
667
00:31:19,008 --> 00:31:21,810
I am not getting mad.
668
00:31:21,894 --> 00:31:26,147
I'm just trying to understand you here.
669
00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:29,634
There's no meeting like you talked about
670
00:31:29,685 --> 00:31:30,735
at Trenton General.
671
00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:32,220
You see, it turns out that...
672
00:31:32,288 --> 00:31:33,772
it turns out... the turnout...
673
00:31:33,823 --> 00:31:36,641
the turnout... It's been turned...
674
00:31:36,692 --> 00:31:38,476
Turn... turning... What ?
675
00:31:38,528 --> 00:31:40,445
It's turning... hey...
676
00:31:40,496 --> 00:31:42,614
The turnout... the turnout is turning...
677
00:31:51,657 --> 00:31:54,426
You're going to burn.
678
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:04,502
What's happening to her ?
679
00:32:28,728 --> 00:32:32,064
It's hit her brain, whatever it is.
680
00:32:32,131 --> 00:32:35,200
Opacity in the left temporal lobe.
681
00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:37,069
It could be nothing.
682
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,770
Which would get us nowhere.
683
00:32:38,821 --> 00:32:40,789
So let's assume it's something.
684
00:32:40,873 --> 00:32:42,791
What kind of something ? Abscess.
685
00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:45,377
Or lymphoma, or wegeners.
686
00:32:45,444 --> 00:32:46,778
We'd have to biopsy it to be sure.
687
00:32:46,829 --> 00:32:49,547
Any of them could explain
all of the symptoms.
688
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:54,219
You know, we're assuming
everything is connected.
689
00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:57,272
Because it probably is.
690
00:32:57,357 --> 00:32:59,057
But her delusions are consistent
691
00:32:59,108 --> 00:33:00,558
with mental illness.
692
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:03,061
Bipolar disease, for example. She's 30.
693
00:33:03,129 --> 00:33:05,030
It could he hitting her
right now for the first time.
694
00:33:05,081 --> 00:33:06,615
So her mind just happens to fall apart
695
00:33:06,732 --> 00:33:07,999
right after her body ?
696
00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:09,668
Wow, I thought I was having a bad week.
697
00:33:09,736 --> 00:33:11,903
I know it sounds coincidental...
698
00:33:11,954 --> 00:33:14,005
You know what, I'm back
to the Cameron theory.
699
00:33:14,073 --> 00:33:15,740
That you hired the
dumb version of Cameron
700
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:17,092
so that you could fire
her and get revenge.
701
00:33:17,176 --> 00:33:19,211
Give her a break.
702
00:33:19,278 --> 00:33:21,463
Oh, you've switched
sides ? Let me guess,
703
00:33:21,531 --> 00:33:24,182
Chase represents the dumb
version of Thirteen...
704
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,351
I realized if we all just
keep pressuring Kelly,
705
00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:28,186
of course she's gonna get stuff wrong.
706
00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,639
It's irresponsible of
me to let that happen.
707
00:33:30,707 --> 00:33:34,893
You are a true leader of men.
708
00:33:34,944 --> 00:33:35,894
Get someone to cut into her head
709
00:33:35,945 --> 00:33:36,778
and get me a biopsy.
710
00:33:55,681 --> 00:33:57,999
Chase...
711
00:33:58,084 --> 00:34:00,152
Just say "hold on" next time !
712
00:34:00,219 --> 00:34:02,270
Her temperature's normal.
713
00:34:02,338 --> 00:34:04,239
So what. She was on the cooling blanket.
714
00:34:04,307 --> 00:34:05,957
We took her off an hour ago.
715
00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:07,826
She should be febrile again.
716
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,330
Tell House one of the patient's symptoms
717
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:14,466
just disappeared.
718
00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,536
Could it be Legionnaire's,
and our treatment worked ?
719
00:34:17,603 --> 00:34:18,887
I wish, but no. We've
been hydrating her,
720
00:34:18,955 --> 00:34:20,772
and there's still no lung involvement.
721
00:34:20,823 --> 00:34:22,190
So relapsing, remitting fever.
722
00:34:22,275 --> 00:34:23,492
Malaria. Dengue.
723
00:34:23,576 --> 00:34:24,976
Why wasn't she frozen ?
724
00:34:25,027 --> 00:34:27,863
This morning ?
725
00:34:27,947 --> 00:34:29,998
Put a healthy person
on a cooling blanket,
726
00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:31,833
they'd be chilled
like a fine Chardonnay.
727
00:34:31,901 --> 00:34:34,586
She's a nice warm Merlot. 98.6 all day.
728
00:34:34,653 --> 00:34:36,421
I didn't want her to freeze.
729
00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:38,457
So you titrated the blanket.
730
00:34:38,508 --> 00:34:40,976
As her fever dropped, you
lowered the power. Exactly.
731
00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:44,479
So it's been on the
lowest setting since when ?
732
00:34:44,547 --> 00:34:46,231
Yesterday afternoon. Which
means we could have known
733
00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:50,168
that her fever was gone
yesterday afternoon.
734
00:34:50,236 --> 00:34:51,553
The fever was brief.
735
00:34:51,637 --> 00:34:53,838
Sounds like a reaction
to the medication...
736
00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:56,274
The antibiotics. Without vomiting ?
737
00:34:56,342 --> 00:34:57,626
When did she last puke ?
738
00:34:57,693 --> 00:35:00,312
Not since she was admitted.
739
00:35:02,114 --> 00:35:03,014
Two down.
740
00:35:05,284 --> 00:35:07,569
Shooting for three.
741
00:35:12,992 --> 00:35:14,692
You're gonna turn her pacemaker off ?
742
00:35:14,744 --> 00:35:16,378
You sure that's a good idea ?
743
00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:20,048
Nope. But it might be.
744
00:35:26,205 --> 00:35:29,641
No tachycardia.
745
00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,009
There's only the delusions left.
746
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,210
If they're even still there.
747
00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:34,429
Maybe it is a bipolar disorder.
748
00:35:34,514 --> 00:35:36,047
She's female, she's 30...
749
00:35:36,098 --> 00:35:38,583
it's not a coincidence.
You've gotta stop doing this.
750
00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:41,903
But it could have been prompted
by the physical symptoms.
751
00:35:46,259 --> 00:35:49,761
You couldn't be more wrong.
752
00:35:49,829 --> 00:35:51,479
You've got the cause
and effect backwards.
753
00:35:51,547 --> 00:35:54,182
Start her on haloperiodol and lorazepam.
754
00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,234
Give it a few hours to take effect.
755
00:35:56,285 --> 00:35:58,753
Call me when she wakes.
756
00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:07,929
Still hallucinating.
757
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:11,633
Can you hear me ?
758
00:36:15,471 --> 00:36:17,022
What are you looking at ?
759
00:36:17,089 --> 00:36:19,758
The table, it's on fire.
760
00:36:19,825 --> 00:36:23,094
If it was, think I'd
be able to do this...
761
00:36:23,145 --> 00:36:25,564
Without screaming for my mommy ?
762
00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:27,032
Thank you.
763
00:36:28,784 --> 00:36:30,201
Don't be too impressed.
764
00:36:30,269 --> 00:36:31,820
It's mostly the happy
pills you put her on.
765
00:36:31,904 --> 00:36:34,689
But she can talk to us now.
766
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:37,008
The obviously stupid lie you told us
767
00:36:37,076 --> 00:36:38,677
about your hospital records,
768
00:36:38,744 --> 00:36:42,347
it turns out to have
been un-obviouslyn-stupid.
769
00:36:42,415 --> 00:36:44,115
You thought you wouldn't get caught
770
00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,368
because you thought that
you'd be cured and back home
771
00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:49,120
by the time we spoke
to the other hospital.
772
00:36:49,188 --> 00:36:52,958
Because you knew what
was wrong with you.
773
00:36:53,025 --> 00:36:55,126
Your doctor was treating
you with risperidone, right ?
774
00:36:55,194 --> 00:36:57,178
That's why you were in Trenton.
775
00:36:57,263 --> 00:36:58,480
You got the stomach
pain, you went to see him,
776
00:36:58,547 --> 00:36:59,848
he wanted you to taper off.
777
00:36:59,932 --> 00:37:02,467
Her doctor's not in Trenton.
778
00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:04,069
Not the one you know about.
779
00:37:04,136 --> 00:37:07,405
If you haven't figured it out by now,
780
00:37:07,473 --> 00:37:09,057
your wife has a secret.
781
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,026
What the hell is he talking about ?
782
00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:12,911
Is it about your ex ?
783
00:37:12,979 --> 00:37:15,981
The ex was not so much
a secret, more of a lie.
784
00:37:16,048 --> 00:37:18,166
You weren't married before, were you ?
785
00:37:18,234 --> 00:37:20,051
I'm sorry.
786
00:37:20,119 --> 00:37:21,953
I didn't want you to know about it.
787
00:37:22,004 --> 00:37:24,039
Know... know about what ?
788
00:37:24,123 --> 00:37:25,373
She's sick.
789
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:29,127
She's been sick for years.
790
00:37:29,195 --> 00:37:31,162
Maybe it put you on the streets.
791
00:37:31,213 --> 00:37:33,014
Maybe that's where you
got the broken bones.
792
00:37:33,082 --> 00:37:36,017
She's only suffering from one condition.
793
00:37:36,102 --> 00:37:38,269
Everything else is side effects
794
00:37:38,337 --> 00:37:39,854
of the drug that was treating it.
795
00:37:39,922 --> 00:37:42,490
She stopped taking the
drug, the side-effects faded.
796
00:37:42,558 --> 00:37:47,896
But the underlying
disease is still there.
797
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:50,365
Why don't you tell your husband.
798
00:37:56,205 --> 00:38:01,960
Billy... I'm schizophrenic.
799
00:38:10,553 --> 00:38:11,869
That's the kind of thing
800
00:38:11,921 --> 00:38:13,388
that a recent psychiatric resident
801
00:38:13,472 --> 00:38:16,007
might have figured out.
802
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,501
What the hell am I supposed to do now ?
803
00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,536
Nothing.
804
00:38:26,587 --> 00:38:28,255
Her physical symptoms are gone.
805
00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:29,740
We'll put her on a
different anti-psychotic
806
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,291
for the mental ones.
807
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:33,910
You can take a nap. This
is not who I married.
808
00:38:33,961 --> 00:38:37,431
Of course she is. You
just didn't know it.
809
00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,933
I don't know if I can stay with her.
810
00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:42,185
Sorry, as your marriage counselor,
811
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,471
I'm not allowed to talk to
you without your wife present.
812
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,890
Just... just tell me
how hard it would be
813
00:38:46,941 --> 00:38:48,758
for us to handle this. Medically.
814
00:38:48,810 --> 00:38:50,811
Look, if you want me
to give you a reason
815
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,730
to leave her, fine.
816
00:38:53,781 --> 00:38:54,865
Apparently you haven't noticed,
817
00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,483
but she's got a serious mental illness.
818
00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:59,219
It's too hard.
819
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,709
It's always hard.
820
00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:24,461
Okay, so I made a mistake.
821
00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,463
Kelly will make a fine doctor,
822
00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:29,433
but she's not ready for the team.
823
00:39:29,484 --> 00:39:32,469
Up to you.
824
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,522
What ? You like her now ?
825
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,191
Nope. But she got me
to the right answer,
826
00:39:38,259 --> 00:39:40,010
which none of the rest of you did.
827
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,413
If you want to give her
another shot, go for it.
828
00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:46,666
Okay. I will.
829
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,151
Great.
830
00:39:48,202 --> 00:39:50,487
It'll make it easier for
you to sleep with her.
831
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,841
Come on, why else would
you have hired her ?
832
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,276
Th's not why I hired her !
833
00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:15,178
# At the end of a long, long day #
834
00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:23,386
# come go with me in
the blue and the gray #
835
00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:25,121
# there's no up there's no down #
836
00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:28,842
# and there's no way around #
837
00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:31,127
what are you doing ?
838
00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:33,330
I got bored with the
porn on my computer.
839
00:40:33,381 --> 00:40:35,198
You got any girl on girl
840
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:40,504
on girl on vibrating
object on girl stuff ?
841
00:40:40,555 --> 00:40:42,589
I wouldn't have to do this
if you gave me the name
842
00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,391
of that physical therapist you like.
843
00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:47,527
You done with Brandi ?
844
00:40:47,595 --> 00:40:50,597
Ehh... Knobby hands.
845
00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:53,850
I will get you the name.
846
00:40:57,104 --> 00:40:58,471
Let's stay at my place tonight, okay ?
847
00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:01,124
Will you get cable ? No.
848
00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:02,559
Then we'll have to have more sex.
849
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,529
Okay.
850
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:09,282
# When the well runs dry #
851
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,619
What are you doing ?
852
00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,088
Quitting before House fires me.
853
00:41:15,172 --> 00:41:16,906
Hold on.
854
00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:20,544
We both know he is.
855
00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:22,929
But maybe there's a bright side.
856
00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,181
What ?
857
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:29,286
You really looked out for me.
858
00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:31,988
You seem like a really good guy.
859
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:34,391
And...
860
00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:37,727
I never date anybody who I work with.
861
00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:40,347
But...
862
00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:43,483
Yeah...
863
00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:48,271
Sorry it didn't work out.
864
00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:51,157
You want to get dinner tomorrow night ?
865
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,744
# See the sunlight combed on
the shapes at the freight #
866
00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:02,636
# at the end of the day #
867
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,955
# gonna get by #
868
00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:07,557
# gonna get through #
869
00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,010
You want some more meat ?
870
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:13,063
This is meat ?
871
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:15,482
Yes, please.
872
00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:23,657
# There's no up there's no down #
873
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,975
# and there's no way around #
874
00:42:26,027 --> 00:42:27,861
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
875
00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,496
Come on, kid. Come on, come on.
876
00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:33,083
Come on. Come on.
877
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:34,784
Hey, hey, hey.
878
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,667
Aren't you adorable.
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