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Uh, the... the door banged shut. 14 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:27,468 I'm sure it was just the wind. 15 00:02:27,552 --> 00:02:29,303 Oh, God. It's okay. 16 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:31,021 It's okay, it's just me. 17 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:37,812 You all right ? Uhh ! 18 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:40,147 Margaret... 19 00:02:40,232 --> 00:02:43,033 Hey... 20 00:02:43,101 --> 00:02:44,785 Margaret ! Oh... 21 00:02:44,870 --> 00:02:48,522 oh, my stomach ! Oh... 22 00:03:51,386 --> 00:03:54,305 I get it. 23 00:03:54,356 --> 00:03:55,856 You're jealous of my new cane, 24 00:03:55,941 --> 00:03:57,525 so you hired a new doctor 25 00:03:57,609 --> 00:03:59,476 that you could lean on. Exactly. 26 00:03:59,528 --> 00:04:01,896 Nothing to do with the fact that you instructed me to hire one. 27 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,865 Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict, 28 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,534 your new fellow. 29 00:04:06,618 --> 00:04:09,019 Nice to meet you. 30 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:12,540 Um, I just finished my psychiatry residency 31 00:04:12,607 --> 00:04:13,824 at St. Jude's. 32 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:15,659 And I loved studying the mind, 33 00:04:15,710 --> 00:04:17,545 but I thought I could make more of a difference, 34 00:04:17,629 --> 00:04:21,415 or at least... man, you're hot. 35 00:04:21,499 --> 00:04:23,217 I mean, seriously. 36 00:04:23,301 --> 00:04:24,552 30-year-old female... I know what you're thinking. 37 00:04:24,619 --> 00:04:27,137 She looks like Cameron, and he's hired her 38 00:04:27,205 --> 00:04:28,455 solely to sleep with her. 39 00:04:28,523 --> 00:04:29,723 No, none of us were thinking that. 40 00:04:29,808 --> 00:04:30,824 Well, you should have. 41 00:04:30,892 --> 00:04:32,810 But you'd be foolishly wrong. 42 00:04:32,877 --> 00:04:36,230 Yes, he's been dating at a near-Clooney pace recently, 43 00:04:36,314 --> 00:04:37,681 but at this point, 44 00:04:37,732 --> 00:04:39,900 the only hole he's trying to fill is the one in his soul, 45 00:04:39,968 --> 00:04:41,218 which means it's the emotional connection 46 00:04:41,269 --> 00:04:42,987 with Cameron that he misses. 47 00:04:43,054 --> 00:04:44,989 Did you ever marry a dying man ? 48 00:04:45,056 --> 00:04:46,156 And if so, did you freeze his sperm ? 49 00:04:46,224 --> 00:04:48,592 Okay, so Cameron's his ex. 50 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,910 But sperm... 51 00:04:49,995 --> 00:04:52,279 She's not like Cameron. 52 00:04:52,364 --> 00:04:54,198 Then why'd you make her wear Cameron's clothes ? 53 00:04:54,249 --> 00:04:56,033 No, I'm wearing my own clothes. 54 00:04:56,084 --> 00:04:57,117 30-year-old female. 55 00:04:57,185 --> 00:04:58,953 Severe vomiting and abdominal pain 56 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:01,121 preceded by three days of moderate pain. 57 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:02,256 Slightly elevated LFTs. 58 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,958 Could be lead poi... uh, uh, uh ! 59 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:07,294 If I know Dr. Shameron... and I think I do... 60 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:09,680 she'll want this chance for a little 61 00:05:09,747 --> 00:05:12,266 stuff-strutting. 62 00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:20,424 Okay, hepatitis "A". 63 00:05:20,475 --> 00:05:24,328 Serologies are negative. Right... 64 00:05:24,396 --> 00:05:27,781 Appendicitis... that hasn't ruptured by now ? 65 00:05:27,866 --> 00:05:29,400 It's hepatic fibrosis. 66 00:05:29,451 --> 00:05:30,317 At the risk of having Foreman 67 00:05:30,402 --> 00:05:32,436 snark at me too, 68 00:05:32,487 --> 00:05:34,171 lead poisoning could also work. 69 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:38,409 Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis. 70 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:39,810 Search the home for heavy metals. 71 00:05:39,878 --> 00:05:41,095 What's you position on the legality 72 00:05:41,179 --> 00:05:43,097 of illegal break-ins ? 73 00:05:43,181 --> 00:05:45,366 That's more of a second week type activity. 74 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:46,717 We'll do the angiogram. 75 00:05:46,785 --> 00:05:48,569 I'll meet you in radiology, third floor. 76 00:05:52,741 --> 00:05:55,159 She was nervous. Give her a break. 77 00:05:55,226 --> 00:05:58,946 Oh... And she's not like Cameron. 78 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:00,281 True. 79 00:06:00,365 --> 00:06:03,434 Cameron had much smaller breasts. 80 00:06:03,501 --> 00:06:06,570 By which I mean she was smarter. 81 00:06:16,014 --> 00:06:17,047 How are things going with Cuddy ? 82 00:06:17,098 --> 00:06:19,099 Great. 83 00:06:19,184 --> 00:06:20,367 We've gotten to fifth base. 84 00:06:20,435 --> 00:06:22,419 That's two home runs, 85 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:25,422 and then she gives me back a triple. 86 00:06:25,473 --> 00:06:27,891 I could see you on this one. 87 00:06:27,942 --> 00:06:30,861 Am I wearing a dashiki ? 88 00:06:30,928 --> 00:06:33,947 Easy Rider auditions ended four decades ago. 89 00:06:34,032 --> 00:06:36,066 Are you sleeping over there yet ? 90 00:06:36,117 --> 00:06:39,069 Nope. She comes over, we hook up, she leaves. 91 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,271 Whose idea was that ? 92 00:06:41,323 --> 00:06:44,775 Mine. But I let her think it's hers. 93 00:06:44,826 --> 00:06:45,776 That's the fun of a relationship. 94 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:47,961 You get the sex, the dinners... 95 00:06:48,046 --> 00:06:50,130 Video game partnership. 96 00:06:50,215 --> 00:06:51,715 I also get a full-night's sleep. 97 00:06:51,783 --> 00:06:54,468 Okay, taking it slow. That could work. 98 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,303 You are spending time with the kid ? 99 00:06:56,388 --> 00:06:57,755 As little as possible. 100 00:06:57,806 --> 00:06:59,757 That is one boring child. 101 00:06:59,824 --> 00:07:02,543 House, she's a toddler. I know. 102 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:05,562 I'm grading on a curve. It's that bad. 103 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,147 Oh, you think you were the scintillating wit 104 00:07:07,232 --> 00:07:08,415 at two and a half ? 105 00:07:08,483 --> 00:07:10,150 I wasn't trying to eat shoes. 106 00:07:10,235 --> 00:07:12,786 Cuddy could have adopted a golden retriever. 107 00:07:12,854 --> 00:07:16,106 Oh, yeah, things are definitely going great. 108 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:19,026 We'll get to it when we get to it. 109 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:22,663 You really like these, 110 00:07:22,747 --> 00:07:24,365 or are you just avoiding a touchy conversation ? 111 00:07:24,432 --> 00:07:26,867 Nah. This one's too metrosexual. 112 00:07:26,951 --> 00:07:28,452 This one's too heterosexual. 113 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,054 They're identical. 114 00:07:30,121 --> 00:07:31,772 Do you even want my input ? 115 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,073 No. 116 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:34,425 Then why did you invite me ? 117 00:07:34,492 --> 00:07:37,928 Who'd drive my car home if I buy a bike ? 118 00:07:42,016 --> 00:07:43,667 You did fine. 119 00:07:43,718 --> 00:07:44,852 House is just trying to get at me. 120 00:07:44,936 --> 00:07:46,887 And he's wrong, by the way. 121 00:07:46,971 --> 00:07:49,206 I hired you because you're the most qualified applicant. 122 00:07:49,274 --> 00:07:51,442 Injecting dye. 123 00:07:51,509 --> 00:07:54,945 Dr. Foreman didn't seem to like me either. 124 00:07:55,012 --> 00:07:58,399 Oh, well, he takes a little while to warm up. 125 00:07:58,483 --> 00:08:00,851 In my case, I'm hoping year seven does the trick. 126 00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:02,369 Tapering cutoff in the left branch 127 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:04,455 of the hepatic artery. 128 00:08:04,522 --> 00:08:06,206 Tumor ? 129 00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:09,025 Looks more like scar tissue. 130 00:08:09,077 --> 00:08:10,494 From what, surgery ? 131 00:08:10,545 --> 00:08:11,628 Probably. 132 00:08:11,696 --> 00:08:13,831 Look at her rib cage. 133 00:08:13,882 --> 00:08:15,966 She broke, what, five or six bones at some point ? 134 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:18,368 She didn't tell us about this ? 135 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:23,640 No, she didn't. 136 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,328 I checked the pipes and the paint. 137 00:08:28,396 --> 00:08:30,180 It's not lead poisoning. You got anything ? 138 00:08:30,231 --> 00:08:31,632 Yeah... 139 00:08:31,699 --> 00:08:33,350 I was looking around in the corner over there. 140 00:08:33,418 --> 00:08:34,818 I found a question about 141 00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:36,286 why you have a problem with our new doctor. 142 00:08:36,354 --> 00:08:39,072 Sorry, we should all be super-polite in the ddxes, 143 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:40,607 fail to correct each other, 144 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,392 and then treat patients for diseases they don't have. 145 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:44,278 Dude, is this about Thirteen ? 146 00:08:44,362 --> 00:08:46,513 No. Why are you calling me "dude" ? 147 00:08:46,581 --> 00:08:48,949 Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her 148 00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:50,451 when you've still got feelings. 149 00:08:50,535 --> 00:08:52,953 One... I don't have feelings for Thirteen beyond friendship. 150 00:08:53,037 --> 00:08:54,905 Two... it's a temporary replacement. 151 00:08:54,956 --> 00:08:56,740 And three... dude ? 152 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:59,126 It felt right. 153 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:02,129 The day the patient collapsed, she say where she was working ? 154 00:09:02,197 --> 00:09:04,298 Cleaning job in summit, then she went straight home. 155 00:09:04,365 --> 00:09:06,383 Then why's she got a credit card receipt for lunch 156 00:09:06,434 --> 00:09:07,801 from a cafe in Trenton ? 157 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:10,103 I'm not hiding anything. 158 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,422 I just got the days wrong. 159 00:09:12,474 --> 00:09:14,091 I worked in Trenton on Tuesday. 160 00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:15,692 I worked in summit on Monday. 161 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,377 I guess it slipped my mind. 162 00:09:17,445 --> 00:09:19,513 And breaking eight ribs ? That slip yo mind too ? 163 00:09:19,581 --> 00:09:21,398 You know how I was on the cycling team 164 00:09:21,449 --> 00:09:22,649 when I was at U mass ?M 165 00:09:22,717 --> 00:09:24,902 Well, during training, I fell off my bike... 166 00:09:24,953 --> 00:09:26,386 Right onto a sprinkler head. 167 00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:27,938 Why didn't you tell us ? 168 00:09:27,989 --> 00:09:29,456 It was ten years ago. 169 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:31,625 I didn't think it could be related to my stomach problems. 170 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,877 We're going to need to see the records from the operation. 171 00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:35,596 You think it is related ? 172 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,247 The strange stuff we found in your liver, 173 00:09:37,298 --> 00:09:38,832 it's probably hepatic fibrosis, 174 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:40,384 but it could also just be a screw-up from the old surgery. 175 00:09:40,451 --> 00:09:43,253 The operation was done at the University Hospital. 176 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:46,089 Hopefully they still have the records. 177 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:49,393 Come back. Just one more time. 178 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,461 You'll love it. 179 00:09:51,513 --> 00:09:52,930 My wrists are tired. 180 00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:56,216 I can't defeat the new decimator 98 all alone. 181 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:57,734 Come on, we're a team. 182 00:09:57,802 --> 00:09:59,002 You understand, right ? 183 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:01,154 The babysitter's leaving in half an hour. 184 00:10:01,222 --> 00:10:04,157 Oops, you're right. 185 00:10:04,225 --> 00:10:06,176 Scram. 186 00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:08,095 I've got a massage coming by in five. 187 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:10,647 It was at that moment she realized 188 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:11,949 the romance was already gone. 189 00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:16,286 Head shot ! 190 00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:29,466 Oh... Hi. 191 00:10:29,534 --> 00:10:31,218 Hi. 192 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:43,947 I called U Mass. 193 00:10:44,015 --> 00:10:46,033 There's no record of any surgery for Margaret. 194 00:10:46,117 --> 00:10:47,818 You use her maiden name ? 195 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:49,870 No. Kelly knows nothing about the concept of married names. 196 00:10:49,954 --> 00:10:51,888 It wasn't covered in her psychiatry residency. 197 00:10:51,956 --> 00:10:54,725 Margaret was never even registered at the university. 198 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,410 Call the other hospitals in the area. 199 00:10:56,494 --> 00:10:57,911 Done. Nothing. 200 00:10:57,996 --> 00:10:59,195 So I ran her social security number 201 00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:00,196 through one of those websites. 202 00:11:00,248 --> 00:11:02,015 Her number matches her name, 203 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,250 but she's got no credit history 204 00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:04,301 until three years ago. 205 00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:05,969 And based on her number, 206 00:11:06,037 --> 00:11:09,006 she was born around 1945. 207 00:11:09,057 --> 00:11:10,641 She stole someone's identity. 208 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,051 Supraventricular tachycardia. 150 bpm. 209 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:22,886 Carotid massage ? Not responding. 210 00:11:22,937 --> 00:11:24,771 Get the adenocine. We've tried already. 211 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:26,106 Get the pacemaker. We can overdrive her. 212 00:11:31,135 --> 00:11:32,585 Dorothy. 213 00:11:32,653 --> 00:11:35,805 Dorothy, dear... It's aunt Em, darling. 214 00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:38,741 What's... what's wrong with me ? 215 00:11:38,809 --> 00:11:40,610 Well, on the one hand, 216 00:11:40,661 --> 00:11:43,029 you've got some mysterious heart and tummy problems. 217 00:11:43,097 --> 00:11:46,466 On the other, you look great for a 65-year-old. 218 00:11:46,534 --> 00:11:49,169 So who are you ? 219 00:11:49,236 --> 00:11:50,787 And, no, that's not some weird 220 00:11:50,838 --> 00:11:52,372 Canadian pronunciation of "how". 221 00:11:52,439 --> 00:11:55,441 They're saying you changed your identity. 222 00:11:55,509 --> 00:11:57,710 What are they talking about, Margaret ? 223 00:11:57,778 --> 00:12:00,496 I don't know. 224 00:12:00,548 --> 00:12:04,050 Well, that falls in the obviously stupid lie category, 225 00:12:04,118 --> 00:12:06,002 which you're familiar with from the one you told us 226 00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:07,737 about your bike accident. 227 00:12:07,805 --> 00:12:12,308 You thought we'd never check ? 228 00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:16,913 Five years ago... I was married. 229 00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:19,115 Who was he ? 230 00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:22,118 Just a guy. I met him in high school. 231 00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:23,786 He was older. 232 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:29,876 He... Used to get jealous... Do drugs. 233 00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:31,044 Those broken bones ? 234 00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:33,296 He... 235 00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:35,865 He would tell me to take off all my clothes 236 00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:38,868 so he could inspect me. 237 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,169 Then he would hit me. 238 00:12:40,221 --> 00:12:42,705 I got a restraining order, 239 00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:46,876 ran away, but he found me anyway. 240 00:12:46,927 --> 00:12:48,511 That's when he broke my ribs. 241 00:12:48,579 --> 00:12:52,916 So I moved away again to Arizona. 242 00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:55,985 Came back from work one day... 243 00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:59,072 He'd broken in, fed pesticides to my dog... 244 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:00,623 Killed her. 245 00:13:00,691 --> 00:13:03,092 I bought a dead woman's identity, 246 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,412 changed my name, moved here. 247 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,215 Is this related to why you were in Trenton yesterday ? 248 00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:12,902 There's a support group for abused women 249 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:15,371 at Trenton General. 250 00:13:15,422 --> 00:13:17,540 I go a lot. 251 00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:20,409 What's his name ? Please, don't do this. I don't... 252 00:13:20,461 --> 00:13:21,961 just... just tell me. 253 00:13:22,046 --> 00:13:24,497 Carl. 254 00:13:24,565 --> 00:13:26,382 Carl what ? 255 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,084 This is why I didn't tell you. 256 00:13:28,135 --> 00:13:30,136 'Cause you go confront him, he'll kill you. 257 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,254 Well, I've got another name you can tell us instead. 258 00:13:32,306 --> 00:13:33,422 Yours. 259 00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:38,260 It's Jenny. 260 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,984 Now, some person 261 00:13:45,069 --> 00:13:46,819 seemed to think that I was not being fair to you 262 00:13:46,887 --> 00:13:48,655 in our last ddx 263 00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:50,623 because I made you nervous. 264 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:54,661 So this time, I'm gonna put you at ease. 265 00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:56,913 It's just you and old doc House. 266 00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,881 A couple of pals 267 00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:01,668 chittin' the chat. 268 00:14:01,752 --> 00:14:02,952 Why not just place a chair 269 00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:04,971 above a trap door with a shark tank underneath ? 270 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,957 Wednesday is when I get my shark tank cleaned. 271 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:10,760 Also because I'm giving her a chance. 272 00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:13,096 You're giving her a test. This whole job is a test. 273 00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:14,564 I'm giving her the chance to fail it sooner 274 00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,182 rather than later. 275 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:17,734 Or pass. 276 00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:22,905 Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs rule out hepatic fibrosis. 277 00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,974 So heart and stomach. 278 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,843 Gastritis. Explains the stomach, not the heart. 279 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,811 Atrial fibrillation ? Explains the heart, not the stomach. 280 00:14:28,862 --> 00:14:31,331 Sorry, sorry. Cystitis. 281 00:14:31,398 --> 00:14:33,750 Explains the... Nothing. 282 00:14:33,817 --> 00:14:35,484 I meant cholecystitis. 283 00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:37,286 It would have showed up on the physical examine. 284 00:14:37,338 --> 00:14:38,838 Do we have to sit here all day ? 285 00:14:38,922 --> 00:14:40,322 You got a better answer than she does, then let's hear it. 286 00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:42,592 I'm sure she's already starting to think how, 287 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,928 if we put the symptoms together with the abusive ex, 288 00:14:45,996 --> 00:14:51,617 the fact that she'd just eaten, the open door... 289 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:53,519 Rhymes with moison... 290 00:14:53,604 --> 00:14:55,788 You think her ex-husband tried to poison her ? 291 00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:57,991 Even if he found her somehow, 292 00:14:58,058 --> 00:14:59,809 these abusers have a pattern. 293 00:14:59,877 --> 00:15:02,362 He beat her with his hands. Poison's too impersonal. 294 00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:04,113 It doesn't fit. Exactly. 295 00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:07,817 The counterargument is woof ! 296 00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:08,918 Her ex poisoned her dog. 297 00:15:08,986 --> 00:15:13,373 Oh... Right. 298 00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:14,707 She said he used pesticides. 299 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,875 He could have stuck some in her dinner. 300 00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:18,878 Treat with pralidoxime. 301 00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,696 "A" for effort ? 302 00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:31,090 House was wrong trying to come up 303 00:15:31,175 --> 00:15:34,927 with a complicated reason you hired Kelly. 304 00:15:35,012 --> 00:15:36,896 Thank you. 305 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:38,981 It's actually quite simple. 306 00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:40,950 You think she's hot. You u want to sleep with her. 307 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:44,020 Well, it was nice to see you finally 308 00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:45,571 taking an interest in my life. 309 00:15:45,656 --> 00:15:46,606 We should go bowling sometime. 310 00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:47,857 I'm just saying if you spend 311 00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:49,692 all your off-work time and energy getting laid, 312 00:15:49,743 --> 00:15:51,494 it's gonna spill into your work as well. 313 00:15:51,561 --> 00:15:53,529 She's smart. You didn't interview her. 314 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,648 I did glance at her resume. 315 00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:57,784 Middling grades, middling med school. 316 00:15:57,868 --> 00:16:01,554 She was Editor for Rutgers' daily undergrad newspaper. 317 00:16:01,622 --> 00:16:03,206 That shows a lot more guts and determination 318 00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:05,341 than med school grades. 319 00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:07,576 Uh-huh. 320 00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:09,762 How long did you interview her ? 321 00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:11,798 45 minutes, at least. 322 00:16:11,882 --> 00:16:15,718 How much of that was after you decided to hire her ? 323 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:18,254 You saw what you wanted to see. 324 00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:23,576 This guy broke into our house ? 325 00:16:23,644 --> 00:16:25,361 That's the theory. 326 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:28,097 I don't know, it could be true. 327 00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:29,816 And you didn't tell me out him 328 00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:31,400 because you didn't trust me ? 329 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,819 I just didn't want you to get involved. 330 00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,822 I'm already involved. We're married. 331 00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:37,540 It was the worst time in my life. 332 00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:39,325 I wanted to block it out. 333 00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:42,879 I'm sorry. 334 00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:44,630 I gotta get out of here. 335 00:16:44,715 --> 00:16:48,751 Where are you going ? I don't know. 336 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,408 Hey... 337 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,060 So I'm seeing you tonight 338 00:16:58,112 --> 00:17:00,663 yes. And you would have 339 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:01,998 even it you hadn't told me that. 340 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:05,268 I was just wondering, your masseuse... 341 00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:07,837 Brandi. I'm sure I'm imagining this, 342 00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:10,289 although I'm not as sure now that I know her name, 343 00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,126 but she seems a little... 344 00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,910 How do I say this ? I don't know. 345 00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,913 Um, a bit slutty. She is a hooker. 346 00:17:17,965 --> 00:17:21,300 If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong. 347 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:24,604 What ? Did you have sex with her ? 348 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:27,190 Yesterday ? 349 00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:29,859 Ah, you're getting confused by the hooker thing. 350 00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,979 No, of course not. I'm dating you. 351 00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:35,982 But you used to have sex with her. 352 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,934 Well, it was a massage 353 00:17:38,986 --> 00:17:40,369 plus happy ending sort of thing. 354 00:17:40,437 --> 00:17:43,772 Now it's more of a sad ending. 355 00:17:43,824 --> 00:17:46,125 Because of you ! 356 00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:51,414 I've tried 15 different massage therapists 357 00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:52,832 over the last few years. 358 00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,834 I don't know why, but she's the best I've found. 359 00:17:54,918 --> 00:17:56,836 She makes my leg feel better. 360 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,589 So you really think that I would be okay 361 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,507 with you getting a massage from a hooker 362 00:18:01,592 --> 00:18:03,025 you used to have sex with ? 363 00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:04,660 You don't mind the massage part, 364 00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:07,096 you mind the sex part, which doesn't exist anymore. 365 00:18:07,164 --> 00:18:08,797 I know a great physical therapist. 366 00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:11,150 I will give you her number. 367 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:13,269 Why would I give up one who definitely works 368 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320 for one who might work ? 369 00:18:14,404 --> 00:18:15,988 Because I asked you to. 370 00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:18,274 That's not really an argument, now, is it ? 371 00:18:18,342 --> 00:18:21,861 I won't see you until you stop seeing her. 372 00:18:25,332 --> 00:18:27,049 Well, that's an argument. 373 00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:31,254 How's our patient doing ? 374 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:34,423 Well, she's stable, but it's too early to tell 375 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:37,460 if the pralidoxime is working. 376 00:18:37,511 --> 00:18:38,678 Come on, go home. 377 00:18:38,762 --> 00:18:40,580 You can't re-cram all of med school right now. 378 00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:43,182 I'm feeling a lot of pressure here. 379 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,967 You were the Editor of your school paper. 380 00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:47,503 I think you know how to deal with pressure. 381 00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,972 No, I wasn't. 382 00:18:50,023 --> 00:18:52,942 On your resume it said "Rutgers Daily Herald Editor". 383 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:54,243 Didn't it ? 384 00:18:54,311 --> 00:18:55,928 I wasn't head of the paper. 385 00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:57,363 That's called Editor in Chief. 386 00:18:57,447 --> 00:18:58,614 I was just a writer. 387 00:18:58,682 --> 00:19:01,617 We're all called Editors. Ah. 388 00:19:01,685 --> 00:19:03,869 Did you hire me because of that ? 389 00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:05,621 Not entirely. 390 00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,207 Look, if you're having buyer's remorse... 391 00:19:08,275 --> 00:19:10,576 Oh, no, uh, I'm not. 392 00:19:10,661 --> 00:19:12,695 You might want to check out volume two 393 00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:17,700 on infectious diseases. 394 00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:19,685 Patient's husband just got admitted to the E.R. 395 00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:33,099 Let's say you had a really fantastic handyman... 396 00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:35,034 I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking 397 00:19:35,102 --> 00:19:36,686 to ask about handymen. 398 00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:37,887 Do go on. 399 00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:40,773 Would Sam ask you to stop using him 400 00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:42,775 because you might have had a sexual relationship 401 00:19:42,859 --> 00:19:44,510 with him in the past ? 402 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:47,196 Ah, yes, the age-old hooker massage conundrum. 403 00:19:47,264 --> 00:19:48,731 Cuddy might have mentioned something about it. 404 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,334 Let's say you're right. 405 00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,735 Completely right about everything. 406 00:19:52,786 --> 00:19:54,370 Give in anyway. 407 00:19:54,421 --> 00:19:56,672 This is not a point of pride. This is a point of principle. 408 00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,759 Right, you're the Rosa Parks of hooker massages. 409 00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:01,577 The principle is she's being irrational. 410 00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:03,346 If I give in on this, 411 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,264 it sets the stage for the whole relationship. 412 00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:06,515 Putting up with irrationality 413 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,351 is the foundation for every relationship. 414 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:11,053 I agree with Sam when she's calling her father a monster. 415 00:20:11,104 --> 00:20:12,388 I agree with her when she's calling him a Saint. 416 00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:14,240 And in exchange, I get to have sex with her. 417 00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,625 And I'm sure she has similar tradeoffs with me. 418 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,228 Relationships are hard. You have to make sacrifices. 419 00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:22,264 So sacrifice being crazy. 420 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,933 Go get her a gift and apologize. 421 00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:28,871 You finally made a good point. 422 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:32,158 Which, clearly, you have misunderstood 423 00:20:32,242 --> 00:20:33,559 based on how quickly you agreed. 424 00:20:33,627 --> 00:20:35,277 The kitchen's burning. 425 00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:38,331 Oh... 426 00:20:38,415 --> 00:20:41,300 We've got to get you thinking like House. 427 00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:43,252 The husband's in the E.R. if he's got similar symptoms, 428 00:20:43,303 --> 00:20:44,887 it could mean environmental. 429 00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,555 Which helps organophosphate theory. 430 00:20:46,623 --> 00:20:48,957 Or maybe it's an infection, 431 00:20:49,009 --> 00:20:51,394 which would mean we were wrong. Exactly. 432 00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,646 Or maybe he just got sick with something else. 433 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,431 Coincidence ? 434 00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:56,965 Yeah. 435 00:20:57,017 --> 00:20:58,967 All right, here's one big piece of advice. 436 00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:02,638 House doesn't buy coincidences. 437 00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:04,640 Okay, it's not environmental. 438 00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:06,575 What happened to you ? What's it look like ? 439 00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:07,943 Looks like someone kicked your ass. 440 00:21:07,994 --> 00:21:09,945 What happened ? I looked in her address book. 441 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,497 There's a guy named Carl in Brooklyn. 442 00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:12,782 She told you to stay away from him. 443 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,051 I'm not so good at following direction sometimes. 444 00:21:15,118 --> 00:21:20,005 I found him, I got angry, which I also do sometimes. 445 00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,791 He said he didn't know what I was talking about. 446 00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:23,659 He wouldn't let me in. I got more pissed... 447 00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,211 Next thing I know, I'm on the floor 448 00:21:25,278 --> 00:21:27,346 and he's called the cops. You get arrested ? 449 00:21:27,431 --> 00:21:30,216 No, he didn't press charges. 450 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,217 Well, you should press charges. 451 00:21:31,301 --> 00:21:32,334 If he tried to poison her... 452 00:21:32,386 --> 00:21:33,352 No, he really didn't know 453 00:21:33,437 --> 00:21:35,054 what I was talking about. 454 00:21:35,138 --> 00:21:36,972 He's just some guy that Margaret... 455 00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:38,474 damn it, that's not even her name... 456 00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:40,176 Jenny just... 457 00:21:40,243 --> 00:21:43,846 some guy that Jenny used to work with. 458 00:21:43,897 --> 00:21:47,850 I was stupid. I just assumed that 459 00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:51,370 the name Carl was... 460 00:21:51,455 --> 00:21:54,156 I just wanted to find the guy that poisoned my wife. 461 00:21:54,207 --> 00:21:56,542 What's up ? 462 00:21:58,829 --> 00:22:01,163 Pyrexia. 103 and rising. 463 00:22:01,214 --> 00:22:03,466 I'll be right up. 464 00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:06,001 Your wife just spiked a fever. 465 00:22:06,052 --> 00:22:07,720 What's that mean ? 466 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,138 She wasn't poisoned. 467 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:19,632 What are you doing ? 468 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:20,867 Just letting you all share in the joys 469 00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:23,219 of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns. 470 00:22:23,287 --> 00:22:25,038 Which the husband probably would have beaten up 471 00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:26,572 if he'd found it in the address book. 472 00:22:26,624 --> 00:22:28,875 Would you mind standing next to the screen ? 473 00:22:28,926 --> 00:22:31,377 Yeah, she'd love to become a target for your ridicule. 474 00:22:31,428 --> 00:22:32,679 She is not ready ? 475 00:22:32,746 --> 00:22:34,964 Endocarditis ? Normal EKG. 476 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:37,250 No osler nodes. Right, Dr. Kelly ! 477 00:22:37,318 --> 00:22:38,635 Kelly's her first name. 478 00:22:38,719 --> 00:22:39,719 What's your point, Dr. Robert ? 479 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,387 Run an echo. I already did. 480 00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:42,939 No vegetations. Valves are clear. 481 00:22:43,023 --> 00:22:44,140 Snapilicious ! 482 00:22:44,225 --> 00:22:45,775 But as I always like to say, 483 00:22:45,843 --> 00:22:48,394 it's better to be a helpful Helen than a negative Nelly. 484 00:22:48,445 --> 00:22:50,363 So while you're cooking up some ideas of your own, 485 00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:54,200 allow me to present theory 2.0 of why Chase hired you. 486 00:22:54,268 --> 00:22:58,421 Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelganger. 487 00:22:58,489 --> 00:23:00,790 Oh, no. Hold on a second. 488 00:23:00,874 --> 00:23:02,659 Oh, come on. 489 00:23:02,743 --> 00:23:04,377 House... Is that... 490 00:23:04,444 --> 00:23:08,447 That's baby Chase and his mom. That's adorable ! 491 00:23:08,499 --> 00:23:11,000 Never mind the baby, peep the babe. 492 00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:13,586 Note the cheekbones and eye shape. 493 00:23:13,654 --> 00:23:15,388 They do actually look alike. 494 00:23:15,455 --> 00:23:16,406 I know what you're thinking, 495 00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:17,890 Chase wants to sleep with his mom. 496 00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:20,326 But who wouldn't hit that if that looked like that ? 497 00:23:20,394 --> 00:23:22,795 It's a classic case of what Freud called... stop. 498 00:23:22,846 --> 00:23:24,463 This isn't about Chase's mother. 499 00:23:24,515 --> 00:23:26,482 You're wrong. What do you mean he's wrong ? 500 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,101 It is about your mom ? No. 501 00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:30,637 So it's about... I'm assuming he thought 502 00:23:30,704 --> 00:23:32,488 I'd be a good member of the team. 503 00:23:32,573 --> 00:23:35,325 And on that subject, what about Legionnaire's ? 504 00:23:35,409 --> 00:23:37,777 Taub said he saw a rattly old air conditioner 505 00:23:37,828 --> 00:23:39,245 in the patient's house. 506 00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:40,697 I don't care if he saw her licking 507 00:23:40,781 --> 00:23:42,665 a petri dish of bacilli, there's no lung involvement. 508 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:44,150 All we know is we don't see it. 509 00:23:44,201 --> 00:23:46,319 Dehydration from the fever could hide the pneumonia. 510 00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:49,956 Okay, forget the mom theory. 511 00:23:50,007 --> 00:23:53,426 Now water the patient, treat for Legionnaire's. 512 00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:54,627 Hey, Taub. 513 00:23:54,678 --> 00:23:57,163 You didn't write up the AC system. 514 00:23:57,214 --> 00:23:58,881 Did you mention it to Kelly ? 515 00:23:58,949 --> 00:24:00,516 No. 516 00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:01,968 Did you mention it to Chase ? 517 00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:04,503 Yeah. 518 00:24:04,555 --> 00:24:07,890 Whose idea was Legionnaire's ? 519 00:24:07,975 --> 00:24:10,109 Dr. Chase's. 520 00:24:10,177 --> 00:24:12,511 Well, you get major points for trying to trick me. 521 00:24:12,563 --> 00:24:16,149 Unfortunately, you lose 'em all for failing. 522 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,484 Hold that. Hold that. 523 00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:19,902 See, now you're frowning. 524 00:24:19,970 --> 00:24:20,987 You can really see the resemblance. 525 00:24:24,124 --> 00:24:25,408 So who gives a crap if I prepped her ? 526 00:24:25,492 --> 00:24:28,411 Uh, House. And that's just off the top of my head. 527 00:24:28,495 --> 00:24:29,579 Why are you doing this ? 528 00:24:29,647 --> 00:24:31,030 You trying to make me look bad 529 00:24:31,098 --> 00:24:32,531 so you look better... Or you don't like her, 530 00:24:32,583 --> 00:24:34,233 or you're angry at me ? 531 00:24:34,301 --> 00:24:36,636 What ? We hire someone unqualified, 532 00:24:36,704 --> 00:24:38,304 it's just dead weight we'll all be pulling. 533 00:24:38,372 --> 00:24:40,256 Me especially. You especially why ? 534 00:24:40,324 --> 00:24:42,075 What do you mean why ? Because I'm... you're what ? 535 00:24:42,142 --> 00:24:43,542 You're my boss or something ? 536 00:24:43,594 --> 00:24:45,261 Something like. 537 00:24:45,346 --> 00:24:47,296 So that's what it is. 538 00:24:47,364 --> 00:24:49,098 You're angry that House gave me the chance 539 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,549 to hire someone because you still think 540 00:24:50,601 --> 00:24:51,884 you're at a different level to everyone else. 541 00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:54,270 That's just pathetic. I am at a different level. 542 00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:56,239 Which is reflected in what, exactly ? 543 00:24:56,323 --> 00:24:58,775 Your title ? No. 544 00:24:58,859 --> 00:25:01,494 Ur salary ? Not really. 545 00:25:01,561 --> 00:25:02,645 Your responsibilities ? 546 00:25:02,713 --> 00:25:05,431 Hardly. Your attitude ? 547 00:25:05,499 --> 00:25:06,783 Ah. 548 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:08,951 I think we finally found it. 549 00:25:09,019 --> 00:25:10,586 It doesn't change the fact that you made a bad decision 550 00:25:10,671 --> 00:25:12,088 because you want to get laid. 551 00:25:12,156 --> 00:25:13,873 Or the fact that you're courageously picking on Kelly 552 00:25:13,924 --> 00:25:15,208 because you're scared to take on House. 553 00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:17,293 Congratulations. 554 00:25:17,378 --> 00:25:19,912 You're a real leader. 555 00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:36,729 I am Felipe. 556 00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,764 Oh, you've gotta be kidding. 557 00:25:38,816 --> 00:25:41,017 Dr. House was worried how you left things. 558 00:25:41,085 --> 00:25:43,202 He's giving you a massage. 559 00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:45,388 As an admission he was wrong ? Yes. 560 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,941 Well, tell him thanks, but I have a meeting 561 00:25:48,992 --> 00:25:50,510 with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes. 562 00:25:50,577 --> 00:25:52,462 He says you would say that, 563 00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:54,297 and to say no, you don't. 564 00:25:54,381 --> 00:25:57,049 Well, tell him ne needs to stop canceling my appointments, 565 00:25:57,117 --> 00:25:59,085 because I will just reschedule them. 566 00:25:59,136 --> 00:26:04,390 He says you would say that, and to say... Uh... 567 00:26:06,427 --> 00:26:10,963 That "Dr. Schatz is a fat, lonely moron who, 568 00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:14,634 "in an effort to have contact with human female, 569 00:26:14,701 --> 00:26:16,936 "makes the same exact complaint 570 00:26:17,004 --> 00:26:18,771 "about parking spaces every month. 571 00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:24,694 And you know you have to stop enabling him". 572 00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:28,364 I have great fingers. 573 00:26:35,789 --> 00:26:38,157 That's so nice. 574 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:42,528 Thank you. 575 00:26:42,596 --> 00:26:44,781 How long have you been a masseur ? 576 00:26:44,865 --> 00:26:48,234 What is that... "Masseur" ? 577 00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:50,620 A massage therapist. 578 00:26:50,704 --> 00:26:56,325 Oh, no, not long. 579 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,361 How did my boyfriend find you ? 580 00:26:58,428 --> 00:27:02,265 Boyfriend ? Dr. House. 581 00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:05,551 He is your boyfriend ? 582 00:27:05,619 --> 00:27:08,171 Why is that surprising ? 583 00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:11,674 I just mean, if he found me, 584 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:14,427 I do not think he's got no girlfriend. 585 00:27:14,478 --> 00:27:17,980 Are you a prostitute ? 586 00:27:18,048 --> 00:27:19,765 Are you a cop ? 587 00:27:19,817 --> 00:27:24,237 Then no. 588 00:27:24,304 --> 00:27:25,238 Get your hands off me. 589 00:27:31,614 --> 00:27:33,682 I didn't know you smoked. 590 00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:34,850 I don't. 591 00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:40,889 I don't mind screwing up. 592 00:27:40,974 --> 00:27:42,024 I've screwed up in my life, 593 00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:43,275 and I've gotten over it. 594 00:27:43,342 --> 00:27:45,277 But I'm not a cheater, and I'm not a liar. 595 00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:48,463 And now I feel like both. 596 00:27:48,531 --> 00:27:53,118 You're right. I'm sorry. 597 00:27:53,185 --> 00:27:55,153 You work with House and you kind of get 598 00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:56,538 a messed-up perspective of what's permissible 599 00:27:56,622 --> 00:27:57,522 in the workplace. 600 00:27:57,573 --> 00:28:00,876 Maybe I should just quit. 601 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,711 No. You're smart. 602 00:28:02,795 --> 00:28:04,713 You're hard-working. 603 00:28:04,797 --> 00:28:07,416 Yeah, but I'm not like you guys. 604 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,968 Use what makes you different. 605 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,204 A lot of this job is reading people, 606 00:28:12,271 --> 00:28:13,588 dealing with them. 607 00:28:13,673 --> 00:28:16,591 You're a psychiatrist... Use your skills. 608 00:28:33,443 --> 00:28:35,444 Are you okay ? 609 00:28:35,528 --> 00:28:38,780 I checked with Trenton General. 610 00:28:38,865 --> 00:28:41,333 There's no support group for abused women. 611 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,234 Maybe it was just... 612 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:46,254 if she was lying about that, what else is she lying about ? 613 00:28:46,339 --> 00:28:48,406 I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused. 614 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:51,376 Maybe she's a criminal. Who the hell knows ? 615 00:28:51,427 --> 00:28:53,762 You don't know. That's the point. 616 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,580 The way she's acting, 617 00:28:55,631 --> 00:28:57,299 that's the way abuse victims act. 618 00:28:57,383 --> 00:28:58,767 Their personalities are affected 619 00:28:58,851 --> 00:29:00,619 by what they went through. 620 00:29:00,686 --> 00:29:02,771 They find coping mechanisms. 621 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:05,140 I gotta talk to her about this Trenton thing. 622 00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:08,393 If you wake her up, make her feel defensive, 623 00:29:08,444 --> 00:29:09,761 it'll go bad. 624 00:29:09,829 --> 00:29:11,446 She doesn't need any more hostility 625 00:29:11,531 --> 00:29:13,248 or aggression in her life. 626 00:29:16,386 --> 00:29:18,787 Okay. 627 00:29:20,823 --> 00:29:23,992 Seriously ? 628 00:29:24,077 --> 00:29:26,995 A massage from a male hooker ? 629 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:31,049 He was ? Huh. 630 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,318 That doesn't bother me at all. 631 00:29:33,386 --> 00:29:35,120 I guess we both learned a valuable lesson. 632 00:29:35,171 --> 00:29:39,641 Except that I didn't used to have sex with him, you idiot ! 633 00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:42,894 Plus, he was a gay hooker. 634 00:29:42,962 --> 00:29:44,713 Do you have any idea how hard it is 635 00:29:44,781 --> 00:29:46,114 to find a straight male hooker ? 636 00:29:46,199 --> 00:29:48,900 Oh, come on. 637 00:29:48,951 --> 00:29:50,952 It's a massage. 638 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,121 I don't care who gives it to you. 639 00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:55,040 Why not treat me the same way ? 640 00:29:55,091 --> 00:29:57,575 I'm sure that some part of you 641 00:29:57,627 --> 00:29:59,244 believes this idiocy. 642 00:29:59,295 --> 00:30:02,047 But you can't possibly be stupid enough 643 00:30:02,098 --> 00:30:04,433 to think that you can convince any part of me. 644 00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:06,551 And that can only mean 645 00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:09,771 you're trying to sabotage this relationship. 646 00:30:09,856 --> 00:30:12,991 Why would I do that ? 647 00:30:13,059 --> 00:30:14,526 We're doing fine. 648 00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:17,145 Because the next step from fine is serious, 649 00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:18,480 and you can't handle that, 650 00:30:18,548 --> 00:30:19,865 so you're trying to keep me at arm's length 651 00:30:19,932 --> 00:30:21,266 with all this crap. 652 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,719 How about you ? 653 00:30:24,787 --> 00:30:27,389 I have been completely open with you. 654 00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:30,842 You won't let me sleep over. 655 00:30:30,910 --> 00:30:32,627 You basically haven't introduced me to your daughter. 656 00:30:32,712 --> 00:30:35,080 But do you want to spend time with her ? 657 00:30:35,148 --> 00:30:40,268 Honestly... Before this, I'd have said no. 658 00:30:40,353 --> 00:30:43,588 But... Yeah. 659 00:30:43,639 --> 00:30:45,357 How are we ever gonna be a couple 660 00:30:45,424 --> 00:30:47,425 if you keep hiding her from me ? 661 00:30:47,493 --> 00:30:50,862 House... 662 00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:54,883 I need to protect her. 663 00:30:54,951 --> 00:30:58,737 I let you into her life, and you go away... 664 00:31:01,073 --> 00:31:05,610 Call it what it is. 665 00:31:05,661 --> 00:31:07,913 I'm not the only one who's holding back. 666 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,957 Hey, baby. 667 00:31:19,008 --> 00:31:21,810 I am not getting mad. 668 00:31:21,894 --> 00:31:26,147 I'm just trying to understand you here. 669 00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:29,634 There's no meeting like you talked about 670 00:31:29,685 --> 00:31:30,735 at Trenton General. 671 00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:32,220 You see, it turns out that... 672 00:31:32,288 --> 00:31:33,772 it turns out... the turnout... 673 00:31:33,823 --> 00:31:36,641 the turnout... It's been turned... 674 00:31:36,692 --> 00:31:38,476 Turn... turning... What ? 675 00:31:38,528 --> 00:31:40,445 It's turning... hey... 676 00:31:40,496 --> 00:31:42,614 The turnout... the turnout is turning... 677 00:31:51,657 --> 00:31:54,426 You're going to burn. 678 00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:04,502 What's happening to her ? 679 00:32:28,728 --> 00:32:32,064 It's hit her brain, whatever it is. 680 00:32:32,131 --> 00:32:35,200 Opacity in the left temporal lobe. 681 00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:37,069 It could be nothing. 682 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,770 Which would get us nowhere. 683 00:32:38,821 --> 00:32:40,789 So let's assume it's something. 684 00:32:40,873 --> 00:32:42,791 What kind of something ? Abscess. 685 00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:45,377 Or lymphoma, or wegeners. 686 00:32:45,444 --> 00:32:46,778 We'd have to biopsy it to be sure. 687 00:32:46,829 --> 00:32:49,547 Any of them could explain all of the symptoms. 688 00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:54,219 You know, we're assuming everything is connected. 689 00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:57,272 Because it probably is. 690 00:32:57,357 --> 00:32:59,057 But her delusions are consistent 691 00:32:59,108 --> 00:33:00,558 with mental illness. 692 00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:03,061 Bipolar disease, for example. She's 30. 693 00:33:03,129 --> 00:33:05,030 It could he hitting her right now for the first time. 694 00:33:05,081 --> 00:33:06,615 So her mind just happens to fall apart 695 00:33:06,732 --> 00:33:07,999 right after her body ? 696 00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:09,668 Wow, I thought I was having a bad week. 697 00:33:09,736 --> 00:33:11,903 I know it sounds coincidental... 698 00:33:11,954 --> 00:33:14,005 You know what, I'm back to the Cameron theory. 699 00:33:14,073 --> 00:33:15,740 That you hired the dumb version of Cameron 700 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:17,092 so that you could fire her and get revenge. 701 00:33:17,176 --> 00:33:19,211 Give her a break. 702 00:33:19,278 --> 00:33:21,463 Oh, you've switched sides ? Let me guess, 703 00:33:21,531 --> 00:33:24,182 Chase represents the dumb version of Thirteen... 704 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:26,351 I realized if we all just keep pressuring Kelly, 705 00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:28,186 of course she's gonna get stuff wrong. 706 00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,639 It's irresponsible of me to let that happen. 707 00:33:30,707 --> 00:33:34,893 You are a true leader of men. 708 00:33:34,944 --> 00:33:35,894 Get someone to cut into her head 709 00:33:35,945 --> 00:33:36,778 and get me a biopsy. 710 00:33:55,681 --> 00:33:57,999 Chase... 711 00:33:58,084 --> 00:34:00,152 Just say "hold on" next time ! 712 00:34:00,219 --> 00:34:02,270 Her temperature's normal. 713 00:34:02,338 --> 00:34:04,239 So what. She was on the cooling blanket. 714 00:34:04,307 --> 00:34:05,957 We took her off an hour ago. 715 00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:07,826 She should be febrile again. 716 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,330 Tell House one of the patient's symptoms 717 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:14,466 just disappeared. 718 00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,536 Could it be Legionnaire's, and our treatment worked ? 719 00:34:17,603 --> 00:34:18,887 I wish, but no. We've been hydrating her, 720 00:34:18,955 --> 00:34:20,772 and there's still no lung involvement. 721 00:34:20,823 --> 00:34:22,190 So relapsing, remitting fever. 722 00:34:22,275 --> 00:34:23,492 Malaria. Dengue. 723 00:34:23,576 --> 00:34:24,976 Why wasn't she frozen ? 724 00:34:25,027 --> 00:34:27,863 This morning ? 725 00:34:27,947 --> 00:34:29,998 Put a healthy person on a cooling blanket, 726 00:34:30,066 --> 00:34:31,833 they'd be chilled like a fine Chardonnay. 727 00:34:31,901 --> 00:34:34,586 She's a nice warm Merlot. 98.6 all day. 728 00:34:34,653 --> 00:34:36,421 I didn't want her to freeze. 729 00:34:36,489 --> 00:34:38,457 So you titrated the blanket. 730 00:34:38,508 --> 00:34:40,976 As her fever dropped, you lowered the power. Exactly. 731 00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:44,479 So it's been on the lowest setting since when ? 732 00:34:44,547 --> 00:34:46,231 Yesterday afternoon. Which means we could have known 733 00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:50,168 that her fever was gone yesterday afternoon. 734 00:34:50,236 --> 00:34:51,553 The fever was brief. 735 00:34:51,637 --> 00:34:53,838 Sounds like a reaction to the medication... 736 00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:56,274 The antibiotics. Without vomiting ? 737 00:34:56,342 --> 00:34:57,626 When did she last puke ? 738 00:34:57,693 --> 00:35:00,312 Not since she was admitted. 739 00:35:02,114 --> 00:35:03,014 Two down. 740 00:35:05,284 --> 00:35:07,569 Shooting for three. 741 00:35:12,992 --> 00:35:14,692 You're gonna turn her pacemaker off ? 742 00:35:14,744 --> 00:35:16,378 You sure that's a good idea ? 743 00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:20,048 Nope. But it might be. 744 00:35:26,205 --> 00:35:29,641 No tachycardia. 745 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,009 There's only the delusions left. 746 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:32,210 If they're even still there. 747 00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:34,429 Maybe it is a bipolar disorder. 748 00:35:34,514 --> 00:35:36,047 She's female, she's 30... 749 00:35:36,098 --> 00:35:38,583 it's not a coincidence. You've gotta stop doing this. 750 00:35:38,651 --> 00:35:41,903 But it could have been prompted by the physical symptoms. 751 00:35:46,259 --> 00:35:49,761 You couldn't be more wrong. 752 00:35:49,829 --> 00:35:51,479 You've got the cause and effect backwards. 753 00:35:51,547 --> 00:35:54,182 Start her on haloperiodol and lorazepam. 754 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,234 Give it a few hours to take effect. 755 00:35:56,285 --> 00:35:58,753 Call me when she wakes. 756 00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:07,929 Still hallucinating. 757 00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:11,633 Can you hear me ? 758 00:36:15,471 --> 00:36:17,022 What are you looking at ? 759 00:36:17,089 --> 00:36:19,758 The table, it's on fire. 760 00:36:19,825 --> 00:36:23,094 If it was, think I'd be able to do this... 761 00:36:23,145 --> 00:36:25,564 Without screaming for my mommy ? 762 00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:27,032 Thank you. 763 00:36:28,784 --> 00:36:30,201 Don't be too impressed. 764 00:36:30,269 --> 00:36:31,820 It's mostly the happy pills you put her on. 765 00:36:31,904 --> 00:36:34,689 But she can talk to us now. 766 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:37,008 The obviously stupid lie you told us 767 00:36:37,076 --> 00:36:38,677 about your hospital records, 768 00:36:38,744 --> 00:36:42,347 it turns out to have been un-obviouslyn-stupid. 769 00:36:42,415 --> 00:36:44,115 You thought you wouldn't get caught 770 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,368 because you thought that you'd be cured and back home 771 00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:49,120 by the time we spoke to the other hospital. 772 00:36:49,188 --> 00:36:52,958 Because you knew what was wrong with you. 773 00:36:53,025 --> 00:36:55,126 Your doctor was treating you with risperidone, right ? 774 00:36:55,194 --> 00:36:57,178 That's why you were in Trenton. 775 00:36:57,263 --> 00:36:58,480 You got the stomach pain, you went to see him, 776 00:36:58,547 --> 00:36:59,848 he wanted you to taper off. 777 00:36:59,932 --> 00:37:02,467 Her doctor's not in Trenton. 778 00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:04,069 Not the one you know about. 779 00:37:04,136 --> 00:37:07,405 If you haven't figured it out by now, 780 00:37:07,473 --> 00:37:09,057 your wife has a secret. 781 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,026 What the hell is he talking about ? 782 00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:12,911 Is it about your ex ? 783 00:37:12,979 --> 00:37:15,981 The ex was not so much a secret, more of a lie. 784 00:37:16,048 --> 00:37:18,166 You weren't married before, were you ? 785 00:37:18,234 --> 00:37:20,051 I'm sorry. 786 00:37:20,119 --> 00:37:21,953 I didn't want you to know about it. 787 00:37:22,004 --> 00:37:24,039 Know... know about what ? 788 00:37:24,123 --> 00:37:25,373 She's sick. 789 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:29,127 She's been sick for years. 790 00:37:29,195 --> 00:37:31,162 Maybe it put you on the streets. 791 00:37:31,213 --> 00:37:33,014 Maybe that's where you got the broken bones. 792 00:37:33,082 --> 00:37:36,017 She's only suffering from one condition. 793 00:37:36,102 --> 00:37:38,269 Everything else is side effects 794 00:37:38,337 --> 00:37:39,854 of the drug that was treating it. 795 00:37:39,922 --> 00:37:42,490 She stopped taking the drug, the side-effects faded. 796 00:37:42,558 --> 00:37:47,896 But the underlying disease is still there. 797 00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:50,365 Why don't you tell your husband. 798 00:37:56,205 --> 00:38:01,960 Billy... I'm schizophrenic. 799 00:38:10,553 --> 00:38:11,869 That's the kind of thing 800 00:38:11,921 --> 00:38:13,388 that a recent psychiatric resident 801 00:38:13,472 --> 00:38:16,007 might have figured out. 802 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,501 What the hell am I supposed to do now ? 803 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,536 Nothing. 804 00:38:26,587 --> 00:38:28,255 Her physical symptoms are gone. 805 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:29,740 We'll put her on a different anti-psychotic 806 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,291 for the mental ones. 807 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:33,910 You can take a nap. This is not who I married. 808 00:38:33,961 --> 00:38:37,431 Of course she is. You just didn't know it. 809 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,933 I don't know if I can stay with her. 810 00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:42,185 Sorry, as your marriage counselor, 811 00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:44,471 I'm not allowed to talk to you without your wife present. 812 00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,890 Just... just tell me how hard it would be 813 00:38:46,941 --> 00:38:48,758 for us to handle this. Medically. 814 00:38:48,810 --> 00:38:50,811 Look, if you want me to give you a reason 815 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,730 to leave her, fine. 816 00:38:53,781 --> 00:38:54,865 Apparently you haven't noticed, 817 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,483 but she's got a serious mental illness. 818 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:59,219 It's too hard. 819 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,709 It's always hard. 820 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:24,461 Okay, so I made a mistake. 821 00:39:24,512 --> 00:39:26,463 Kelly will make a fine doctor, 822 00:39:26,514 --> 00:39:29,433 but she's not ready for the team. 823 00:39:29,484 --> 00:39:32,469 Up to you. 824 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:35,522 What ? You like her now ? 825 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,191 Nope. But she got me to the right answer, 826 00:39:38,259 --> 00:39:40,010 which none of the rest of you did. 827 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,413 If you want to give her another shot, go for it. 828 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:46,666 Okay. I will. 829 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,151 Great. 830 00:39:48,202 --> 00:39:50,487 It'll make it easier for you to sleep with her. 831 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,841 Come on, why else would you have hired her ? 832 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,276 Th's not why I hired her ! 833 00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:15,178 # At the end of a long, long day # 834 00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:23,386 # come go with me in the blue and the gray # 835 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:25,121 # there's no up there's no down # 836 00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:28,842 # and there's no way around # 837 00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:31,127 what are you doing ? 838 00:40:31,195 --> 00:40:33,330 I got bored with the porn on my computer. 839 00:40:33,381 --> 00:40:35,198 You got any girl on girl 840 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:40,504 on girl on vibrating object on girl stuff ? 841 00:40:40,555 --> 00:40:42,589 I wouldn't have to do this if you gave me the name 842 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,391 of that physical therapist you like. 843 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:47,527 You done with Brandi ? 844 00:40:47,595 --> 00:40:50,597 Ehh... Knobby hands. 845 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:53,850 I will get you the name. 846 00:40:57,104 --> 00:40:58,471 Let's stay at my place tonight, okay ? 847 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:01,124 Will you get cable ? No. 848 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:02,559 Then we'll have to have more sex. 849 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,529 Okay. 850 00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:09,282 # When the well runs dry # 851 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,619 What are you doing ? 852 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,088 Quitting before House fires me. 853 00:41:15,172 --> 00:41:16,906 Hold on. 854 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:20,544 We both know he is. 855 00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:22,929 But maybe there's a bright side. 856 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:25,181 What ? 857 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:29,286 You really looked out for me. 858 00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:31,988 You seem like a really good guy. 859 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:34,391 And... 860 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:37,727 I never date anybody who I work with. 861 00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:40,347 But... 862 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:43,483 Yeah... 863 00:41:43,568 --> 00:41:48,271 Sorry it didn't work out. 864 00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:51,157 You want to get dinner tomorrow night ? 865 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,744 # See the sunlight combed on the shapes at the freight # 866 00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:02,636 # at the end of the day # 867 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,955 # gonna get by # 868 00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:07,557 # gonna get through # 869 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,010 You want some more meat ? 870 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:13,063 This is meat ? 871 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:15,482 Yes, please. 872 00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:23,657 # There's no up there's no down # 873 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,975 # and there's no way around # 874 00:42:26,027 --> 00:42:27,861 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 875 00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,496 Come on, kid. Come on, come on. 876 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:33,083 Come on. Come on. 877 00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:34,784 Hey, hey, hey. 878 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,667 Aren't you adorable. 63140

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