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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[dramatic music plays]

[screaming]

[suspenseful music plays]

-[exhales] -[explosions continue]

[panting]

[rock music plays]

[slurping]

Are you sure this is the way out of here?

[chittering]

[screaming]

-[screaming] -[music intensifies]

[explosion]

-Oh man, are we sitting in the 4D section? -[rumbling]

I know, bro. These effects are insane.

[rumbling intensifies]

Those aren't effects. It's an earthquake!

[screaming]

[suspenseful music plays]

-Sissy, look out! -[screams]

-[exclaims] -[screams]

-[alarm rings] -[dramatic music plays]

[crashing, rumbling]

[screaming]

[yelping]

[exclaims]

Sissy!

-[exclaims] -[grunts]

-[screams] -[music intensifies]

[whimpers]

[screams]

I got you! Now, let's get you out of here. [grunts]

-[grunts] -[yelps]

Oh, you scared me that time.

Thanks, Dom.

-[crashing] -[panting]

Bro, what have you been doing out here?

Dann got reactivated along with some of her super-soldier friends.

There's more of 'em?

That's what I said!

And they still want to send LA sliding into the ocean.

[screaming]

Looks like they're doing a pretty good job.

There's two more super soldiers with explosives running around out there.

If they detonate those along the fault line, we're done.

-[creaking] -[gasps]

Look out!

-[Layla] Run! -[screaming]

[stirring music plays]

Dom!

[screaming]

Go stop those super soldiers. I got this!

[grunting]

[fast-paced music plays]

Looks like we got one device in the Hills.

[Tony] I'm on it.

The other soldier's off the grid.

He disappeared in a different subway tunnel.

Judging from the fault line, it's probably headed west.

I'm on my way!

[Tony] Hey, so, uh, qu-quick question.

When we catch up with this guy, uh, then what am I supposed to do?

Good question. The only thing that's stopped them so far is themselves.

Yeah, and if another explosion goes off somewhere in LA,

the whole place is gonna be shaking just like Hollywood.

Or worse.

-Look out! -[screams]

[dramatic music plays]

We need to stop them without another giant explosion.

[Cisco] Okay, but how?

Echo, where did those super soldiers come from?

They were in some medical pods on the base until the AI woke them up.

The AI woke them up.

So without the AI software, they're harmless.

We just need to wipe them clean.

How? We tried an EMP on Dann and she stopped for, like, a second,

then she came right back.

True.

Wait, what did Matsuo say?

Dann has a mind made of code, but the technology corrupts her whole body.

So when our EMP wiped her brain,

her embedded technology was able to reboot it.

I don't know what you're saying but it sounds promising.

Matsuo controlled his technology with meditation.

We need to wipe these super soldiers' brains clean,

then replace their AI programming

with something that gets them under control before they can reboot.

What do we replace it with?

I'll work on that.

You just get the super soldiers to follow you back to us.

-To us? -We'll set up the attack zone.

You'll have to lure them close enough to hit them with the EMP,

then upload the code just as their brains get wiped.

[dramatic music plays]

No, I got it! Get Danns or whatever to you,

Frostee does typing computer whatever, then we win!

I think you just forgot one crucial piece, Toretto.

What?

How are we gonna get them to follow us back to Frostee?

Oh, that's the easy part.

-We just have to steal their explosives. -Oh, that's all.

[fast-paced music plays]

Aw man, look at that thing.

So what do you think, is it a '65 or a '67?

-[horn sounds] -[exclaims]

You wanna focus your limited brainpower on driving

instead of trying to identify the vintage of this car?

It's a '62.

You know that's a federal offense?

Whoa!

Please tell me the next step in your master plan to steal this guy's bomb

involves me driving.

Actually, it does.

Seriously?

Yeah. I've got that invisibility poncho, or light-bending cloak, or whatever.

I'm gonna put that on, and jump onto the car,

then I'll snag the device and jump back here before he ever knows what hit him.

Why don't you keep driving and I'll do the lift?

I have my magnet gloves to stick to the car.

-I can wear the gloves. -[scoffs] Your hands won't fit my gloves.

You think your gloves will be too small?

Ha ha.

Put your hands up here. Let me see those mitts.

-[engine falters] -Will you just take the wheel?

[Layla] Fine.

So sensitive…

Alright, just get me close and watch a master at work. [grunts]

Yeah. I'll watch that.

[rhythmic music plays]

There you go. Door-to-door service.

[yells, grunts]

[grunts] No!

[sighs]

Good grief.

-Come on! -[horn sounds]

[yells, groans, pants]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[grunts, gasps]

Would you hurry up, Toretto?

[groans]

Whoo! Yeah!

[yells]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Extremely dangerous explosive here!

Well, then get in the car!

See? I told you. No problem.

-Yeah, you're a regular cat burglar. -What?

[Tony] I don't know how that could have gone smoother.

[ominous music plays]

[indistinct talking over radio]

Can I help you?

[exclaims]

[dramatic music plays]

There! In five seconds, I want you 20 feet high,

dead center over the top of that car.

Starting now!

[clattering on roof]

I'll take this.

[music intensifies]

I got the football!

[siren sounds]

[Tony]Me too, Frostee.

And just to clarify, the football is the explosive, right?

[Layla]Jeez, Toretto.

[Echo]Yes! Frostee, what's our plan?

We just dropped Sissy back home.

I'm gonna stop at the garage for two seconds,

grab the giant EMP and a few things I need to finish the AI reprogramming,

and we'll head down to a nice, big, isolated area,

maybe the beach south of the airport.

Be ready in 20 min--

-[both yell] -Look out!

[brakes squeal]

[suspension squeaks]

-[gasps] -[vehicle approaches]

-[crashing] -[exclaiming]

[car horns sound]

Or maybe you can meet us here?

You want us to meet in the middle of a traffic jam?

[gasps] Hold on. I can maybe rocket out of here.

Uh, you might want to get her to move first.

I think we should exchange information.

You light that rocket and she's gonna be a very different kind of blue hair.

[Tony]Frostee!

[dramatic music plays]

-Are we doing this plan or not? -[Ms. Nowhere]No!

Do not use massive explosives to lure maniacal super soldiers

into the middle of a thousand civilians!

[Ms. Nowhere]Layla, I'm coming to grab your device.

Echo, get the other one out of the area.

We'll track down those soldiers later.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[exclaims] -Whoa!

Uh, what if they're kinda tracking us down instead?

C-C-Can you not let him do that?

[grunts] Okay, another hitch.

We've only got one little EMP.

It's got a range of about…

a ten-foot square.

So you're saying we basically need to get them into the bed of Cisco's truck.

Uh, that would be great,

because I'll be broadcasting the AI replacement program via Bluetooth.

Also, I don't have that program yet.

[dramatic music plays]

[grunts]

Is that something that can happen in, like, two minutes?

Please say yes.

Huh. I think so.

Good. We're gonna be at your little patch of traffic in about a minute.

What's that?

[suspenseful music plays]

[exclaiming]

[screaming, exclaiming]

-Get him off! -Hang on!

[music slows]

[dramatic music plays]

-Frostee, get ready! -[panting]

Give me a minute…

Layla, break left!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[panting]

[grunting]

[Cisco] Go!

Whoa! [grunts]

[Echo] Layla, hit me!

[Layla grunts]

Frostee, are you ready to go?

Not quite yet.

[dramatic music continues]

Uh, please hurry up.

Hit me!

[grunts]

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunts]

-[music stops] -[horn sounds in the distance]

Now, Frostee?

Okay, I'm ready!

-Now! -Uh-oh.

What do you mean, "uh-oh"?

I can't set off the EMP!

I'm holding a computer!

-[suspenseful music plays] -[grunting]

Toss it here!

[beeping]

[groans]

[groans]

[grunting, panting]

Let's hope this works.

[bleeping]

Okay. They should have integrated their new programming.

[electronic music plays]

♪ One, two, three, four Hamster dance, hamster dance ♪

♪ We're all doing the hamster dance Round and round, shake and rustle ♪

♪ Hamster dance… ♪

What the heck is this?

Ooh! Hamster dance! My grandchildren love this. [chuckles]

Uh, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

You gotta work with what you got.

[bleeping]

Hey, guys? What does this mean?

-[gasps] It's armed! -[exclaims]

Why did you arm the bomb, Toretto?

Uh, I think it happened during the keep-away.

Can we shut it down?

It doesn't have a shutdown.

[groans] What is with this stupid agency and these stupid weapons?

We gotta get it outta here.

I'll get it out of here. Just tell me where to go!

-[Layla] There's no time to get anywhere! -There must be somewhere. Think!

-Maybe an underground parking garage? -With a building full of people on top?

Guys, it's blinking faster.

An abandoned building.

No, no, a new building!

[Frostee] Cleve Kelso's new headquarters in Hollywood!

It's away from the fault line and no one has moved in yet!

[Frostee]I'm sending you coordinates, T!

Got it!

[Frostee]Just a half mile away.

[Echo]You got about 30 seconds till that thing blows.

I'll make it.

[dramatic music plays]

[Echo]Twenty seconds.

[beeping]

[Echo]Ten seconds.

-[Cisco]Come on! -[Layla]You got this, Toretto!

[dramatic music continues]

[stirring music plays]

Look who's back.

Dom! You got everyone out okay?

What do you think?

[chuckles] Yeah. Sorry.

So this is a spymobile?

You've come a long way since fixing your engine with gum.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's got a ton of stuff it can do.

It's kinda complicated, really.

Oh, really?

[Dann] T-T-T-Toretto.

-[menacing music plays] -[grunting]

What? How are you still alive?

[grunts, yells]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[stirring music plays]

[groans]

[grunting]

[groans]

[stirring music plays]

[suspenseful music plays]

[Dann pants]

[grunting]

-[grunts] -[groans]

-[panting] -Come on.

[grunts angrily]

[exclaims, yells]

[echoing crash]

[whirring]

[Dann] T-To-retto-retto?

[crackling]

[groans]

I think I figured out how to work your car.

Yes! We finally fought a bad guy together! I always wanted to do that.

But did you have to make her run into my car?

That's the price you pay for saving the world.

[emotional music plays]

[mellow music plays]

Man, remember the first time we came here? It seems like a million years ago.

[chuckling] Yeah. We've all grown and changed so much.

-Really? You still like driving fast? -[slurping]

Well, yeah.

Haven't applied for medical school or anything, right?

-No. -Frostee, drones and computers.

Cisco, eating and fixing stuff with bubble gum.

And acting.

Right, I forgot. Maybe Echo here has matured a little,

but the rest of you knuckleheads seem exactly the same to me.

What about you, convict?

I haven't changed either. Don't need to.

Oh, come on. Look at you lounging around with your new family.

Don't tell me this isn't a whole new, like, worldview, or--

Ooh! Paradigm shift.

Yeah. Paradigm shift.

You don't think SH1FT3R hung out and had barbecues?

Wait… You mean we're just like SH1FT3R to you?

Well, I didn't--

-You're… just gonna leave us? -[soft music plays]

I'm not s-saying that…

Man.

I thought we really were family.

I guess you're the best spy of all, Layla.

I never saw it coming.

Yeah.

Guys, come on, I-I was just joshing you. You know I don't feel that way.

Hey, it's fine. You know, we've all been family since the beginning.

You were never a part of that.

-You know what? Why don't you just go. -What? Oh, don't be like that, Toretto.

Seriously. It's time to move on.

We should just say goodbye and get back to the way things used to be.

-No! I don't want that! -[emotional music plays]

Listen, I'm sorry. I would never do anything to hurt you.

I'd be lost without y'all.

I spent my whole life alone on the road, I don't want to live that way anymore.

I love you all, please don't make me go!

I'm sorry! You guys are my family, for real!

[gasping]

[laughing]

See? I told you we could get her.

What?

Always acting so tough. We knew you'd crack.

[laughing]

-[mellow music plays] -Y'all are jerks.

We love you, too, Layla!

-[Layla groans] -[laughs] Yeah, come on.

No. I hate y'all so much.

Now we know that's not true.

Whatever.

Hey, we better get going.

Okay,

but before we head out, we got a surprise for you.

Me?

R-Really? We already hazed Layla, what else could I need?

Ow.

-This. -[atmospheric music plays]

What is it?

-It's the deed to the garage. -We all chipped in and bought it.

Yeah, Frostee hacked the auction site, so we got it for, like, a dollar.

You didn't have to tell him that.

It belongs to all of us,

but we thought maybe we'd just call it the Toretto Garage.

[Echo] Someplace for the whole family.

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

Uh, say you're gonna let me be the first client,

because my truck needs a ton of work after that last fight.

You? My car got hit by a train!

Uh, my minivan exploded in an earthquake hole!

We can fight about this later. We gotta roll or we're gonna be late!

[soft music plays]

[groaning]

-Why do we have to wear these? -Gary said that's what she wanted.

Plus, they're the only matching outfits we have.

You think he's gonna make it?

He looks like he's wishing he was back in Moray's volcano right now.

[sighs]

[music intensifies]

Quiet, here she comes.

[emotional music plays]

-Aw! -[sniffles]

[director]Alright, let's make this quick. I'm in a hostage negotiation.

Aw! [sniffles] The most romantic form of espionage.

What happens in Stockholm syndrome stays in Stockholm syndrome.

[director]You've got rings to exchange, or whatever?

Oh, ring bearer!

-[triumphant music plays] -[barking]

[in unison] Aw!

Look at that little face with the little…

[baby voice] Who's the best ring bearer? Are you my ring bearer?

[laughs]

[baby voice] Ring bearer.

I can't believe this is finally happening.

You know I always get my man.

[chuckling] Hey, that's my line.

What's yours is mine, bounty man.

[siren sounds]

What's going on? Are we under attack?

Oh no, we weren't supposed to be here this soon.

Our target moved. He's on the run!

-What are you idiots talking about? -I'm so sorry, Ms. Nowhere.

It was gonna be your surprise wedding present.

The cyber soldier that we thought Echo blew up survived.

[Gary] We tracked him down and were gonna let you capture him after the ceremony.

Now everything's ruined.

And here I thought we were just up here for sentimental reasons.

-You always got me, Gare Bear. -[dramatic music plays]

Looks like we'll have to elope.

-Everyone, get ready to drop! -[buzzer sounds]

[vocalizing]

-Best wedding ever! -Don't you need to change?

-[rustling] -[gasps]

Ready to take the leap?

Woohoo!

♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, 'cause together we…♪

Launch the incendiaries.

♪ Chase the legacy ♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun 'Cause this is how we roll…♪

Hey! Does this mean we're spies again?

Just enjoy the moment, Toretto!

Woohoohoo!

Yeah!

-Yeah! Whoo! -Woohoohoo!

-Alright! -[laughs]

Whoa! [laughs]

[whooping, cheering]

Last one to the super soldier buys tacos?

Let's make it interesting. Last one buys…

burritos!

-[laughs] You're on. -I'm in.

Alright. Let's race!

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out♪

[vocalizing]

♪Chase the legacy♪