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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[hip-hop plays]

Woohoo!

Wahoo!

[laughs] Woohoo!

Last one to the movie premiere buys everyone snacks!

Alright, my very first race with my new license!

[laughs]

You're all about to get minivanned! [laughs]

Hm. Let's see what we got going on.

Sissy, if you wanted to ride with a winner,

you should have come with me.

-[blows raspberry] -[laughs] Nice one!

[rhythmic music plays]

I-I know this is your first race, so I'll go easy on you.

Aw, that's so thoughtful of you.

Hey! What the heck?

[laughs] I made some upgrades.

[groans] Okay, that's it!

[brakes squeal]

[yelling]

Ha! Thanks for going easy on me!

[Cisco screams]

[laughs] Who's winning now?

Me! That's who!

[inhales] Pretty great, right?

I think I like you better as a strong, silent type.

Hold on, we're taking a shortcut.

[Tony] Whoa!

-Are you ready for an LA river flume ride? -Yeah!

[brakes squeal]

Ah, man! My paint job!

Hang on!

You're good!

[electronic music plays]

[rhythmic music plays]

[man] Oh my gosh, is that Layla Gray? Layla!

-[woman] Over here! -[man 2] Layla!

[crowd cheers]

That's right, that's right, it's me from the movie!

"Yeah, you must have been a great shortstop in Little League."

"Now where's the cash?"

-[laughs] Yeah, that's my line! -[cheering]

Keep an eye out for it! It's going to be on the screen!

[photographer] Right here! Hold it, beautiful. Got it!

[fans giggle]

[director] Layla!

-You really know how to make an entrance. -[gasps]

-Who are your friends? -I'm Frostee Benson.

It's such an honor to meet you. I love everything about the Limo movies.

You are amazing!

Thank you.

It's always nice to meet a fan

and to know that my work has enriched someone's life.

It truly, truly has.

But, I do have some notes.

For one, what's with the title: Limo 3: The Stretchening?

Because to me, what makes Limo such a relatable character

is that he's a little car with a big heart.

In the first Limo, the chauffeur finds him in the junkyard and says,

[deep voice] "You got a big heart for such a little car."

So if you're implying he needs to be bigger, that's--

Uh, yeah… Oh, they need me.

I'll catch up later. Much later.

-[Dom] Well, look who it is. -Dom!

-[stirring music plays] -What are you doing here?

I know every driver in this town.

I gave half the people in this movie their first start.

I heard what you kids did, how you saved LA.

[Dom] I'm proud of you all.

Thanks, Dom. That means everything to us.

You okay?

I guess I'm just trying to figure out my life now that I'm not a spy.

Being a spy is just part of who you are.

But you're a leader.

You're the head of that family. That's who you'll always be.

Thanks.

So you're the famous Dom Toretto.

-[slurping] -That depends. Who's asking?

Sissy Benson, and I have a few questions, if you don't mind.

[laughs] Fire away, Ms. Benson.

[slurping]

Where do you live? Did you really win a car race in reverse?

What do you prefer: unicorns or mermaids? What mods do you have on your 440?

[chuckles] Whoa, slow down, kid.

You're gonna make an excellent member of the team someday.

[soft music plays]

We're here. Do you think if we get this over with soon enough,

we can make it to the premiere?

We're two hours out of the city!

We could take a helicopter. I fly, you buy the popcorn.

Guys, our agency inadvertently created the world's greatest threat.

[Echo] Our job tonight is to make sure it can never harm anyone ever again.

-We're not going to the premiere. -[in unison] Aw…

[percussive music plays]

Load her in.

[rock music plays]

[brakes squeal]

[scoffs] You must have been a great shortstop in Little League.

Now where's the cash?

-[cheering] -[man 3] Look at Cisco!

-Yeah, that's me, that's me! -Great line.

Sh! I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Who's that guy?

That's the chauffeur - the hero. The car is his cyborg sidekick.

The limo is part human?!

We've been through so much. We've brought so many people home.

[chauffeur]Now we're going home.

[limo horn sounds]

Ah, that's right, Limo. This is gonna be our final ride.

Some of these lines are so cheesy!

Yeah. [sniffles] Cheesy.

[sniffles] I think I got some popcorn in my eye. I'll be right back.

Are those more Danns?

Don't worry about them.

They're super soldiers like Dann, but they never got the AI upgrade she has.

We're removing their enhancements today and shutting down the entire program.

-[knuckles crack] -Alright, I finally get to use this thing!

-[bleeping] -But… I…

-[alarm sounds] -Gary!

How do I use this thing? What happened to the controls?

Oh, the agency has been upgrading their platforms!

This runs on the new scheduling software.

[gasps] This is so great! It's constantly learning and predicting.

It's like it knows what I'm thinking before I think it!

I wish you were more like that.

I can predict what you're thinking.

Oh. That is not nice.

-Just finish programming this thing! -Okay, let's see here…

Scheduling cybernetic update protocol.

We want the lasers to open up a pathway to Dann's neural network,

not incinerate her.

[snores]

It's actually very interesting

how laser technology formerly used to destroy is now a medical marvel.

[snoring continues]

Some of us want to enrich our lives with knowledge.

[snoring continues]

Fine. It's ready.

[bleeping]

[whirring]

Everyone, get a safe distance away.

Uh, I thought you said those lasers weren't set to incinerate.

Well…

[beeps]

[whirring intensifies]

[whirring fades]

-[beeping] -Okay, what now?

That's weird. The software seems glitchy.

No, it's not a holiday. How many September birthdays are there?!

It's like it's actually trying to stop us from wiping Dann's software!

Hold up. This scheduling software…

Is this the same AI software that was uploaded into Dann?

[Gary] Well, an early version of it,

but Dann's AI mutated over time and started to think on its own.

This one is basically a glorified calendar.

-[suspenseful music plays] -[whirring]

-Take cover! -[yells]

-[yells] -[shrieks]

[exclaiming]

-That is one angry calendar! -What's happening?

The AI program won't destroy itself!

[beeping, whirring]

[Echo] Oh, no. The AI is uploading itself into those soldiers!

Not good!

[dramatic music plays]

[exclaiming]

[music intensifies]

It's alive!

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

[screaming]

[yelling, exclaiming]

[grunting]

[rock music plays]

I know I'm never supposed to ask who I'm transporting,

but this is different.

[horn sounds]

You're right.

I made a vow I wouldn't do this, but now I gotta break it.

[suspenseful music plays

-[horn sounds] -[rock music plays]

-What?! Cars don't ride in cars! -[audience gasps]

-Mm. This is getting good. -[limo horn sounds]

Amazing!

-[Frostee slurps] -Ugh.

-[rock music continues] -[limo horn sounds]

I think your girlfriend's looking for you in there.

[soft music plays]

You know, Sissy.

It was a joke, Toretto.

I-I know Dom's right, and I'm still an awesome leader you all love and respect…

He didn't say that, exactly.

But I loved being a spy!

I-I don't want to give that up. I mean, w-what are you gonna do now?

Me? I'll probably open a sandwich shop.

-Really?! -No! [scoffs]

I'm gonna keep street racing.

Nothing brings me joy like embarrassing punks like you.

First of all, you've never embarrassed me, okay?

And second of all, I-I-I…

[sighs] I don't have a second thing.

Toretto, I think you just need to accept that some things change,

but me beating you will always remain.

-That's it, we're racing right now. -[stirring music plays]

Hook, line and sinker!

[suspenseful music plays]

We gotta stop her from getting those weapons!

If we don't destroy the original AI software,

it won't matter what we do to Dann!

It'll infect everything in the agency!

[music intensifies]

[grunts]

[pulsing]

[gasps]

[grunting]

That software's being stored here.

Everyone, fall back! Go after them!

[Echo] I'll handle the AI.

[music intensifies]

[grunts]

-Schedule this! -[bleeping]

-Echo. -[gasps]

-[dramatic music plays] -[coughing]

That's one calendar down.

Oh, thank goodness.

Now, get in! They're getting away.

[dramatic music plays]

-[gasps] -[exclaims]

-[screams] -[yelps, grunts]

Someone get us unhooked!

[straining]

[grunts]

[grunts]

-[screams] -[exclaims]

-[alarm sounds] -[grunts]

[dramatic music plays]

Get ready to bail. We're going down.

-[Ms. Nowhere] We're out of here! -[screaming]

-[groans] -Any chance they didn't make it?

[dramatic music resumes]

Of course not.

Gary, call the base and tell them to send a ride, and get ahold of Tony.

Let him know that Dann and two super soldiers are headed to LA.

What are you doing?

I'm going after that one.

Okay, first to the garage wins. You ready?

I was born ready.

-[bleeping] -Huh?

[Gary]Tony, are you there?!

Gary? What's wrong?

[Gary]Okay, so good news and bad news.

The bad news is Dann is awake and heading to LA with two other super soldiers.

Wait, wait, wait. There's more than one?!

[Gary]Yeah, but the good news is we can track them

through their high-intensity explosives.

They have bombs?!

[suspenseful music plays]

So, change of plans then?

Let's go find those things.

-[music intensifies] -[ringing]

Come on, pick up… Pick up…

[vibrating]

[rock music plays]

[engine revs]

[grunting]

Limo, hold on a little longer!

I need to disable that bomb!

-[bleeping] -[grunting]

[engine revs]

[creaking]

OMG. The stretchening!

[suspenseful music plays]

[beeping]

There they are.

And I beat Layla.

[music intensifies]

Oh, sorry, Toretto! Looks like I win again!

Oh, come on!

Layla, we're gonna have to call a truce.

Why? Because you're losing?!

[Tony]Because Los Angeles is under attack!

Whatever you say.

[music intensifies]

[grunting]

-[Ms. Nowhere]Toretto, what's going on? -I'm tailing Dann. Where are you?

We're in a helicopter about ten minutes out.

Don't let them out of your sight.

Working on that. What are they trying to do, anyway?

[Ms. Nowhere]No clue. It doesn't matter, it's something bad. It's always bad!

Any bright ideas?

I think I may be able to get close. How 'bout you?

If you can do it, so can I. What are you thinking?

High low?

Just like old times!

[stirring music plays]

[suspenseful music plays]

[yells, pants]

They're on foot and splitting up!

[grunts angrily]

I see Dann!

[laughs] Looks like I'm gonna get there first!

I thought we called a truce!

[Tony] Truce over!

See you at the next stop, Toretto.

[music intensifies]

[panting]

-[eerie music plays] -[panting]

[music intensifies]

[gasps]

-[grunting] -[fast-paced music plays]

[groaning]

[screams]

[screeching]

[scoffs] I'll survive. How about you?

[grunting]

-[yells] -[grunts]

[groaning]

[tense music plays]

Huh?

[yelling, panting]

[grunting]

[music intensifies]

[grunts angrily]

[grunting]

[groans]

[grunting]

[exclaims]

[straining]

[grunting]

[exclaims]

[Tony]Layla, I could use a little help down here.

Well look, you got to Dann first, so I thought I'd let you enjoy your victory.

[grunts, gasps]

I'm on a runaway train and she's trying to kill me!

So dramatic!

[music intensifies]

[mysterious music plays]

What are you up to?

[music intensifies]

[beeping]

The fault line.

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[exclaims]

[grunts] No!

[grunts]

[panting]

[yells]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[groaning]

-[beeping] -You want it?

It's all yours!

[grunts]

[beeping quickens]

[yells]

[groaning]

-[coughing] Hello? Hello? -[radio static]

Does anyone copy?

Dann is enacting her old plan.

[Echo]She's trying to trigger an earthquake and send LA into the ocean!

They've already set off one explosive!

Look. Here's the fault line, and here's the train Tony's currently on.

Where do they intersect?

[gasps] Toretto, you gotta stop that train!

[Ms. Nowhere]It's headed straight for Hollywood!

-[grunting] -[fast-paced music plays]

[groaning]

[panting]

[grunting]

[exclaims, gasps]

[grunting]

-[yells] -[dramatic music plays]

-[revving] -[gasps]

[music intensifies]

[groans] Thanks for saving me.

I haven't saved you yet. Get in! We gotta stop that train.

No!

[atmospheric music plays]

-[panting] Where's Dann? -Look.

-[beeping] -[tense music plays]

[chuckles] Welcome to LA's last day, Toretto. [laughs]

Run!

[Dann laughs]

-[music intensifies] -[panting]

[screaming]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out♪

[vocalizing]

♪Chase the legacy♪