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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[rock music plays]

[exclaiming]

Palindrome, not to be a squished-in-the-back-of-a-van-seat driver,

but any idea where you're going?

It feels like we're driving in circles.

Interlaced dodecahedrons, actually.

They're the most difficult pattern to tail.

Who exactly would be after you? Other than Cleve for dropping his house in the ocean.

Well, Jun, long story short, about nine years ago,

Julius and I noticed that the stress of the job was taking its toll on everyone.

Then the hand of destiny reached out from the netherworld,

grabbed our hands, and led us out to the desert,

where it revealed…

-Incineration Day-- -[tires squeal]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Long story shorter, it's that cyborg super soldier

that's programmed to love the planet and hate us.

But we saw her get crushed by a house like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Isn't she dead?

Oh, my bad.

An unstoppable cyborg super soldier. I left that part out before.

[sighs] It's okay, pal. We've all been there.

[tires squeal]

[suspenseful music plays]

[electronic burbling]

[beeping]

[computer voice]Restoration complete.

Aquatic upgrades integrated.

The final resonator has been recalibrated and is ready to go.

-[suspenseful music plays] -Excellent.

Operation Waterslide is a go.

-[tires squeal] -[Gary] Oh my goodness!

[exclaiming]

Come on, guys, we need a plan. We can't keep driving around forever.

-Whoa! -[grunting]

I don't know, this thing gets pretty good gas mileage.

I think I might be becoming a van guy.

I told you. Frostee, were you able to find out anything at that mansion?

It looks like Dann placed her earthquake resonators

all throughout Southern California--

Cisco!

Sorry, bro, but it's cramped in here.

I gotta stretch my legs before my butt falls asleep.

[snoring]

It sounds like it already has.

[snoring continues]

Nah, that's just Julius. Car rides really knock him out.

-[tires squeal] -[exclaiming]

I-I'm up, I'm up.

Can we focus?

If Dann hasn't set off the resonators yet, there must be a reason.

[Layla groans]

-[suspenseful music plays] -Layla's right.

There's got to be a piece of her plan she's missing.

Maybe someone? Or something?

[groans]

Or somewhere.

-[music intensifies] -[Echo] Look!

The resonators are along this fault line

that ends all the way out in the Channel Islands.

The fault out there is way deeper than the others.

If she gets a resonator that deep,

it'll set off a chain reaction causing a massive earthquake!

Then we need to get out there and stop her before she has the chance.

The Channel Islands stretch for miles. We don't know where she'll strike.

[Ms. Nowhere] We do.

There's an oil rig right here with a drill that drives deep into the ocean floor.

If she wants to get to the fault, she'll go there.

Perfect! Palindrome, to the Channel Islands!

-[exclaiming] -[Echo] Wait!

[brakes squeal]

[groaning]

Look, Echo, I know you always say that being a good spy

is about not rushing into situations and thinking things through, but--

-Tony-- -Just let me finish, okay?

Look, I've learned that sometimes it's more about trusting your gut.

And my gut is telling me that this is our best shot at finally stopping Dann.

I-I know sometimes that I drive too fast

and, and I think too slow.

Sometimes I leap before I look. Sometimes I leap and never look, but--

Tony! I'm in.

Oh good! I was running out of things to say.

Also, if you're leaping, you should take a look at some point.

If we're gonna beat Dann, we can't do it alone.

That's true. She's single-handedly kicked our butts around the block

pretty much every time we've met.

If she brings reinforcements, we're toast.

The agency's compromised. We can't call for backup.

-We don't need the agency. We're in LA. -[stirring music plays]

That's right.

If Dann's gonna bring an army, we'll get one of our own.

[suspenseful music plays]

[Echo]First, we need someone

who understands our enemy better than we ever could.

[phone rings]

[Tony]Hey Matsuo! Long time no talk! Get it?

[groans]

[Echo]Next, we're gonna need some muscle.

Someone who'll do what we ask without question.

[engine revs]

Hey, Nacho and Rollie!

You wanna come help us beat some people up?

[stirring music plays]

[in unison] Heck, yeah!

[Echo]Last, we'll need someone completely unpredictable

to combat Dann's ability to think rationally.

An X factor.

Sorry, guys, but I have a full-time job now.

I can't just run off whenever to mess around.

This takes real responsibility.

Ooh! Tacos!

[Mitch laughs]

-[stirring music plays] -Go, go, go!

[both grunt]

[Tony]We got our crew covered. Now we just need to get our gear back.

[suspenseful music plays]

Leave that to me.

Nice work, Echo!

Alright, everyone, let's gear up!

[stirring music plays]

[gasps] Ooh! Mama's missed you.

[music intensifies]

Let's ride.

[panting, grunting]

-[crashing] -[Cisco] Come on, come on!

[dramatic music plays]

Look alive, guys.

I'm still not picking up any sign of Dann or the resonator.

You guys see anything out there?

[suspenseful music plays]

Skies are all clear.

No movement below deck.

Does this mean we can go home now?

No! This is a spy mission. They take longer than five minutes.

[slurps, sighs]

It must feel pretty good to have my baby, the SS Wave Rave,

as the world's swaggiest spy navy.

[laughs]

But, you know, when Layla called me for help, again,

as a gentleman of the sea, I was bound by honor to answer.

You didn't really help last time.

You made us steal from your competitors in the underground race circuit.

Wait a minute! You guys are the ones that stole our racing list?

Wait two minutes! Our racing list was stolen?!

Tony, how could you? I thought we were friends.

Uh… [scoffs] You know, it's, uh…

Things move fast in the spy game, like… [imitates engine]

It's hard to keep track of who's your friend and who's your enemy.

Dann is the enemy, so cut the radio chatter

and focus on finding her!

Yeah, Nowhere's right. Dann needs to get to this opening at the top of the rig

to drop in her resonator.

Guys, this is our last stand.

We are the only thing stopping her from sending LA into the ocean.

[Tony]If Dann isn't here now, she's on her way.

We need to be ready.

[loud munching]

-Is someone snacking? -[crunching over comms]

Sorry! I got hungry waiting.

What! I wish I knew we could bring our own snacks.

Gary didn't have anything good in his bag except this really spicy gum.

-No! -Spit it out!

[Mitch] Aw… [spits]

My bubblegum!

♪ Sixty-four cans of Yoka on the wall Sixty-four cans of Yoka ♪

♪ Take one down Pass it to Gary ♪

[Gary]♪ Sixty-three cans of Yoka On the wall ♪

-[grunts] -It's okay, T.

There's still 63 cans left. I'm sure you'll get one of them.

I don't care about the Yoka!

[groans] Is there any sign of Dann?

No visual.

Our scans haven't picked up any digital signals.

It's been hours and Dann still hasn't shown up.

Remember when homicidal cyborgs bent on worldwide destruction not showing up

was a good thing?

Yeah, those were the days.

I'm serious! Okay?

I-I finally thought that we were one step ahead of Dann, but what if I was wrong?

What if there are no steps at all, and, and we're just trapped behind her

on one of those slow-moving sidewalks at the airport,

cursed to stare at the back of her head forever!

[grunts] Tony, you have to stay calm.

Dann is going to show up here, and when she does, we're gonna take her down.

[slurping]

All this waiting around on the ocean kind of reminds me of

that scene fromHolo-Shark Four: The Anemone Down Below.

[slurps]

You know, right before holo-shark comes and eats all those people.

Buddy, I can't believe you're a holo-shark fan.

It's such an obvious rip-off

ofThe Adventures of Digi-Dolphin and the Oyster Boys.

Can't be a rip-off if it's better than the original.

[gasps]

Thank you, Jun!

I mean, come on: holo-shark is a holographic shark.

The Oyster Boys aren't even oysters. They're clams!

[slurps]

I cannot have this conversation with you right now!

Although it is refreshing to be having it IRL.

-Mm-hm. -Cheers to that.

[snoring]

[groaning]

-[crashing] -[Nacho groans]

-Nacho? -[Nacho] All clear on the ground. [groans]

[groans] Where is she?

She's out there. Quitting is not part of her programming.

You know, when I first began working with Cleve Kelso,

we thought we could use AI technology and cybernetics

to create some kind of superhuman.

What we created was an abomination.

What happened?

When a computer looks at a battlefield, it doesn't see people.

Only ones and zeroes. Success or failure.

[Matsuo] A computer can never learn what a human knows from the day he is born:

the value of life.

I know, because that technology…

is inside of me.

What?! Who put it there?

[laughing] Dude, it's awesome!

He has this giant arm cannon thingy that goes… [imitates laser]

And then… [imitates explosions]

Like that.

Whoa! Let me see.

No! I can never use my arm.

I cannot allow its power to take away my humanity.

What? Aw…

I've seen you control it. The time might come for you to do it again.

-[Tony exclaims] -[grunting]

Looks like that time is now!

It's Dann's army!

Frostee, start scanning for the resonator.

-We find that, we find Dann. -[Frostee]Copy that!

[dramatic music plays]

[Ms. Nowhere] Let's get up there!

[music intensifies]

Battle stations, everyone!

[dramatic music resumes]

[gasps]

Look out!

[alarm blares]

-[crashing] -[exclaims]

[yells]

[yelling]

[grunting]

-[grunting] -[henchman screams]

-[grunting] -[screams]

[sighs]

[gasps]

[dramatic music plays]

-[crashing] -Nowhere!

[stirring music plays]

[chiming]

[rhythmic music plays]

Guys, whatever happens, we can't let Dann get to the top of this rig!

[Cisco]We're on it!

[groaning]

[yells]

[grunts]

Hey, watch it!

Now watch this!

-[grunts] -[groans]

[grunts]

Hey! [grunts]

[groans]

See that, Toretto?

Bet you wish you were as good at tram driving as I am at being a spy.

[bleeping]

[yells]

[Mitch groans] Aw, really?

-[rhythmic music resumes] -[grunting]

-Yeah! -[grunting]

[Tony] Matsuo!

-Your arm! -[growls]

-[suspenseful music plays] -I… [exhales] I can't.

[grunts]

[stirring music plays]

[vehicles approach]

[dramatic music plays]

Geronimo!

Ha!

-[stirring music plays] -[whoops]

[chuckling] There's our X factor.

Mitch, look out!

[suspenseful music plays]

[henchman 2 pants]

[groans]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunts] These guys just don't know when to give up.

[grunts] It's gotta mean Dann's close by.

[grunts]

[grunting]

[screams]

[grunting]

[yells]

Frostee, Jun, you got anything on your end?

Yes! Jun and I were able to incorporate a cooperative relay into our drones,

allowing them to communicate wirelessly, maximizing their defense protocols.

I think she means about Dann.

Oh. Sorry. [chuckles]

Nope, still no sign of her.

Bro, this might not be the right time, but…

-[yelling] -[grunting]

I'm really gonna miss not understanding a thing you say on these missions.

[grunting]

[Frostee]Don't worry. No matter how much time passes, you'll never understand me.

Promise? [grunts]

-[suspenseful music plays] -[chuckles]

-I need some backup here! -[Nacho] We got you!

[panting]

[grunting, yelling]

I guess they were helpful.

[menacing music plays]

You're not getting through to that drill. [grunts]

[grunting]

-[yells] -[grunts]

Aw, come on!

[Frostee]Guys, we finally picked up the resonator's signal.

Pretty sure this guy has it.

I'm all over it.

[panting, grunting]

[groaning]

Actually, maybe not. I'm not sure if I'm winning this fight yet.

The signal's coming toward the rig.

[Frostee] It must be on one of the boats.

[dramatic music plays]

[grunts]

Are you sure, Frostee? I'm not seeing anything.

According to my readout, you should be right on top of it.

[ominous music plays]

Dann's in the water, and coming in fast!

[suspenseful music plays]

Get ready. She's going to have to surface soon.

[Frostee]Uh, maybe not.

I just ran another scan of the island, and we missed something.

[Frostee] There's a small tunnel that leads to the base of that drill!

All of this was just a distraction.

[grunting]

[yells]

She was never planning to go through the top. She's going right to the source!

And she has the resonator!

[Ms. Nowhere]We need to get that device and blow it to smithereens!

I'll take care of these guys. Go!

[panting]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[music intensifies]

[eerie music plays]

[ominous music plays]

[atmospheric music plays]

[yells]

[grunts] Guys, I'm gonna need some help down here!

I got your back.

-[pants, grunts] -[dramatic music plays]

[rumbling, creaking]

[exclaims]

Uh, what was that?

[Layla]Dann just shot a missile into a cave. It blew a hole in the drill pipe.

If she gets that resonator in there, it's over!

[suspenseful music plays]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[Tony]Ms. Nowhere, can you see what's going on?

Not through this water.

-Layla, Echo, report back. -[Layla]I've got the resonator!

[panting]

-We just need a way-- -[grunts]

[tense music plays]

-I gotta go! -[Ms. Nowhere]Negative, Toretto.

Hold your position! You're the only thing stopping Dann from getting to that drill.

Don't worry, T. Frostee's on the scene.

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[yells]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[gasps]

[panting]

[groans]

[grunting]

Get some, Dann!

[grunting]

[sighs]

-[suspenseful music plays] -[grunting]

[groaning]

[grunts]

You're not getting up here! [grunts]

[grunting, groaning]

[groans] Oh, we're still going?

Okay, all right, yeah. Just, uh, just gimme a sec.

You're about to have a front-row seat for the fall of Babylon.

I'm not done with you yet.

[grunts]

[exclaims]

[groaning]

[groaning]

Don't you see?

I am here to save humanity!

And right now, you are its biggest threat.

[groaning]

[gasps, pants]

[grunts]

[grunts] Guys, Dann's at the drill.

She's gonna drop the resonator. Does anyone have a shot?

Negative!

[Gary] But Matsuo can get to her.

[grunting]

No, I can't.

Matsuo, I know you're scared,

but doing this will save millions of lives.

-[Tony] I understand if you need time to-- -[Ms. Nowhere]Matsuo, do it now!

[sighs]

[whirring]

[Matsuo screams]

[dramatic music plays]

[grunting]

[music intensifies]

[atmospheric music plays]

[screaming]

[whooping, cheering]

-[cheering continues] -Nice!

[stirring music plays]

[rumbling]

What's going on?

[Gary]The explosion ignited the natural gas in the pipes.

The entire rig is gonna blow!

Everyone, get clear!

[dramatic music plays]

[yelling]

[Layla, echoing]Toretto?

[echoing] Tony!

Are you okay?

-[soft music plays] -I'm…

I'm fine.

[suspenseful music plays]

-Where's Dann? -[Frostee] Guys, over here!

Someone get some cuffs on her, now!

[soft music plays]

I can't believe it.

It's finally over.

-[cheering, whooping] -[stirring music plays]

Well done, agent.

-Couldn't have done it without my family. -So… what now?

Now, we go home.

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad Yeah, we on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪And the crew stay tight Yeah, everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out♪

[vocalizing]

♪Chase the legacy♪